My Big Scaly Magical Life [HP SillyQuest]

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Stretching your still aching muscles in a luxurious approximation of a stretching of your whole glorious body, you took a moment to enjoy the sun shining down on your viridian scales, your crimson crest lowered in order to remove as much distance as you could from the warm sunlight. Hissing in a pleased sigh, you considered sunbathing before you took notice of the incredibly gross layer of slime that was currently tainting your magnificent self.

How rude! Didn't Salazar know how much you liked being clean and dry? Your glossy, almighty hide needed to be pristine for you to show your true godhood among primates! Hissing once more, this time in annoyance, you thought of where you could find the nearest body of water. From what you could remember, that water was the Black Lake, which was in the school grounds you were explicitly forbidden from entering by your creator and master.



Well, the old monkey was dead and gone, and you did not feel charitable enough towards his stupid face to abide by his dead wishes, besides. And so you made your way in the direction of Hogwarts, enjoying the frightened screams of any creatures lucky enough to only take sight of your body or scent and not your beautiful eyes. Ah, it was truly great to be king!

Feeling cheered right up by the show of terror mixed by your approaching bath time, you would have whistled a song if you were capable of it. But no matter, whistling was for those flying losers, anyways. Content in your own supremacy of all things great and small, you reached your destination, vaguely disappointed when you caught sight of no wizards on the premise. Taking a moment to turn your serpentine head towards the setting sun, you took one last taste of the air before making your way into the dark water of the lake.

Cold!

Despite the warm weather, the lake was unacceptably cold to your cold blooded self, and it was with indignant horror that your hurried search for a scrub-worthy rock was interrupted by something slimy sliding where nothing slimy should ever find itself. Now truly incensed (and frankly creeped out), you glared venomously at the offending limb, all the way to where you supposed its owned laid in wait.

A short while after that, the odious appendage blissfully slackened its hold on your glorious being and a great amount of bubbles floated to the still surface of the Black Lake. From it appeared the dead form of a truly gigantic squid, and you were left with a conundrum: It looked tasty, but digesting it would take a long and frankly awkward time. It was huge!

[ ] Eat it.
[ ] Don't eat it.

Problem solved, you set out to scrubbing yourself of any and all slime and dirt covering you. It took some time and effort, but after some time you had succeeded in your task, and were free to sunbathe in the dying lights of sundown. Stretching your mighty body on the warmed grass of the grounds, you fell into a restful slumber.



It was night when you came back to your senses, and a series of intriguing thing was taking place.

[ ] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
[ ] Scrumptious smells emanate from the castle. You want some of that, so go and take it!
[ ] There's something watching you from the forest. What is it and how dare it spy on you so?!
[ ] Write in
 
[X] Eat it.

[X] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
 
[X] Don't eat it.

[X] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
 
[X] Don't eat it.
Say hello!

[X] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
 
[x] Eat it.

Omnomnom.

[x] There's something watching you from the forest. What is it and how dare it spy on you so?!

Lake is cold, gotta go elsewhere!

By the way, is this quest going to end abruptly as soon as we encounter a rooster? :cry:
 
Nope, unknown to Riddle, Salazar charmed his killer pet to resist the bad roosters. You'll still have the need to flee, though.
 
[x] Eat it.
[X] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
 
[x] Eat it.

Omnomnom.

[x] There's something watching you from the forest. What is it and how dare it spy on you so?!
 
[x] Eat it.
[x] There's something watching you from the forest. What is it and how dare it spy on you so?!
 
[X] Don't eat it.
It's not like there's no other food in the forest. Better lots of small preys than a single large one. Variety!

[X] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
 
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Ah, you need to vote without quotes for the tally to pick it up. Be careful to mark both votes, too! :)
 
Hahahaha, this is so silly but it's so good.
[x] Eat it.
[x] There's something watching you from the forest. What is it and how dare it spy on you so?!
 
[X] Scrumptious smells emanate from the castle. You want some of that, so go and take it!

Killing spree !

[X] Eat it.
 
[X] Eat it.
HogwartsxGiant Squid shall be nipped in the bud.
[X] The lake is making sound! How funny! Go and find the source of this gibberish song you can hear from your spot in the grass.
 
[x] Eat it.
[x] There's something watching you from the forest. What is it and how dare it spy on you so

What about riddle? have we eaten him?
 
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