What is this about being disappointed by Tamamo?

Also, how good is Tamamocat?
Not too good in my opinion. Her NP does subpar damage for having a 1.5x damage modifier, and it stuns her for the next turn while giving her a decent heal which doesn't matter because she still dies in 2-3 hits anyway. Kiyohime's NP does significantly more damage, while Lancelot's does almost quintuple the damage Tamamo's NP does while generating almost 20 crit stars everytime its used.
 
I blame Undertale for me being late with this.

I mean, I haven't played it, because I'm broke, but it's a good game, so I'm blaming it anyway,

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right, Berserker Battle!



Attila: "This is the end for you, Berserker."

Berserker: *Snort*



Mashu: "...Bye, Caesar."

Medusa: "Hey, Heracles, don't I have pretty eyes?"


Medusa: "Wow, that actually worked. I owe Tamamo a can of tuna."



Attila: "Damage output is insufficient."



Attila: "Engaging an All-Out Attack."



Attila: "...Not good enough."

Mashu: "Don't be upset. You did great!"



Attila: "Damage taken. Requesting reparations."

Just hit him. I'll heal you when it looks like you need it.

Attila: "Affirmative."



Attila: "...Damage output insufficient."

It's okay, we'll heal you up, an-



...

Medusa: "The lesson here is, when the damage-dealer needs to be healed, you heal them."

Shut up, you. Anyway, CuChulainn should be here any seco-



CuChulainn: "LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY-"



" -JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSS."

Why can't you be as enthusiastic as him, Medusa?

Medusa: "I will end you."

Mashu: "Plz no fight."



Mashu: "Well, okay, maybe fight Berserker. You okay, Cu?"

CuChulainn: "I'm fi- Watch out!"



Medusa: "So, what're you think we'll grind when we lose?"

Stop complaining, and fight.



Medusa: "I'm talented. I can do both."



CuChulainn: "..Oh, yeah, Shakespeare was there for a bit, wasn't he?"

Medusa: "Eh, who cares."



Oh no, how sad, it's such a pity.



CuChulainn: "It's always like this. I didn't have time to write another badass, me-against-the-world speech, either. I'll just hit him until I die."



Here we go!

By the power of my Command Seals, RISE!
 


Mashu: "I won't give up! You won't, either!"

Caesar: "You Pro yet?"

Attila: "My status is optimal. I am unable to use my Noble Phantasm, however."

Wait, what? Why?

Mashu: "Yeah... You can't use the Noble Phantasms of Supports, unless they're on your Friend List."

Why didn't anyone tell me this?

Mashu: "We thought you knew."

Ugh... Well, there goes Plan B. Back to Plan A, I guess.

Mashu: "Can we not rely on Gae Bolg?"

No choice.

Mashu: :(



Caesar: "Stunlocked him."

Good. Keep at it while we-

Caesar: "Ran out of Stamina."

Fuck.



Mashu: "Well, bye."

You did good, Mashu. Well, not really, but it's the thought that counts.



Medusa: "Stunned him again."



Caesar: "Moving in for another stunlock."



Attila: "Damage output satisfactory. That is, if you were an ant."

Caesar: "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you do better."



Caesar: "...Guh. My pride."

Alright, Medusa, your turn.



Ow. I'm blind. What's going on down there?

Attila: "We seem to be experiencing difficulty."

What kind of difficulty?

Attila: "The 'Heracles just picked up Caesar and used him as a weapon for Nine Lives' kind."

Oh.

Attila: "Medusa is saying some rude things about you. I don't know what most of them mean. Oh, hello Shakespea-

Berserker: "▂▂▃▃▄▄▅▅!"

Attila: "Goodbye, Shakespeare."

Hold on, my vision's returning... I can see something...



...

CuChulainn: "...You were still blind when I did that, right?"

No

CuChulainn: "...Let's just pretend that never happened."

Attila: "It is alright, CuChulainn. I have known many men who failed in the use of a spear. They made great housewives."

CuChulainn: :cry:



Wow, Cu isn't the last man standing anymore. You must have burnt him good, Attila.

Attila: "But I do not possess any Fire Magecraft."

...

Attila: "What?"



Attila: "I may be suffering some damage."

Ugh... Well, we'll just have to grind more for next time, I guess. Attila, mind hitting him again, for bragging rights?




What.



What...



What?



Did that just... Did that really...



I... Wow. Attila Best Girl. 10/10. Until Scathach comes out, my Quest will be to obtain an Attila of my own.

Surely, it can't take that long, right?

Right?
 
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Well, all you need to do is listen to This five times and shout 'DON'T SPOOK ME KIREI' three times before yolo-rolling, and everything will be hunky-dory amirite?

It's how I got my Alter! :D
 
Don't you get picky, mister. Tamamocat is ironically one of the best Berserkers ever. Only Herakles and Lancelot meaningfully rival her - Vlad, despite being the only five-star, has too many wonky elements to really compete beyond the inherent superiority of a higher level cap.
 
I'm sure that eventually they'll release Berserker Gilgamesh. The question is, would Mad Enhancement disable his ego or increase it?
 
That's A)Essentially standard Gilgamesh anyway, and B) means he doesn't have a beard.
I meant that Mad Enhancement would make him even more prideful than normal.............somehow............

Could also be like Strange Fake Berserker and be so prideful that it loops back around to being normal.
 
Don't you get picky, mister. Tamamocat is ironically one of the best Berserkers ever. Only Herakles and Lancelot meaningfully rival her - Vlad, despite being the only five-star, has too many wonky elements to really compete beyond the inherent superiority of a higher level cap.
You forgot Glorious Golden Kintoki, who's damage output exceeds Herkzerker's and who also has a skill to charge his NP bar. Said NP does the same amount of damage as Nine Lives, but can also stun the enemy instead of a def. debuff.
 
Haven't actually played the game (too lazy to bother with not being able to read), so I'm just looking at the tvtropes characters page, so correct me if I say anything incorrect in this post.

Seeing that they have either released or plan to release King David as an Archer, I'd really like to see how they would depict his son, King Solomon, whom in the Garden of Avalon LN gets called the King of Magecraft by fucking Merlin.

Young Gilgamesh might be interesting too. No idea how Caster Gilgamesh is supposed to work though......

Also still hoping to see non-Berserker Hercules or some more Alter servants. Maybe they give those kind of things when they give the new classes that data miners have found exist in the game's code, Avenger, Beast, and Alter-Ego.
 
Don't you get picky, mister. Tamamocat is ironically one of the best Berserkers ever. Only Herakles and Lancelot meaningfully rival her - Vlad, despite being the only five-star, has too many wonky elements to really compete beyond the inherent superiority of a higher level cap.

Counter-Argument:



Better then Asterios, I suppose, but the Ascension after this has her wear nothing but an apron, so whine whine whine.
 
Since its quite clear that the regular rules of what can and can't be summoned aren't in effect (Artemis says hi!), I think it would be interesting if we got to see the actual Heroic Spirit form of Prisma 3rei's Berserker Thor (and not just as an angry loli's Installed class card). The Alter versions of non-Saber 5th war servants would be interesting to see too.
 
The Caesar design is interesting to me. Caesar historically is believed to have been a soldier and commander, along with many Roman officials, as most Roman politicians were military. Depictions in statues portray him as fit for most of his life. I wonder what inspired this design? Every character design had some emphasis based on it from the era, even the Arturia Saber or other Saberclones like Nero.

It is good to see a variety of bodytypes proportions though beyond tall bishie males and tall brick house buff males, as aesthetically I find its more interesting.
I do wish they had gone crazier with the hair, hair decorations, jewelry and clothing. The style, shape and color feels too plain to me.

Since its quite clear that the regular rules of what can and can't be summoned aren't in effect (Artemis says hi!), I think it would be interesting if we got to see the actual Heroic Spirit form of Prisma 3rei's Berserker Thor (and not just as an angry loli's Installed class card). The Alter versions of non-Saber 5th war servants would be interesting to see too.

Why can't Artemis be summoned normally?

Your username is Hakunon, right?

Also, fuck Goldie. Herakles ftw. :V
I hear Gil actually has a positive portrayal beyond being a really terrible person, even aside from his ego. What work was that, Fate/Hollow ataraxia?
I think Gil's ego is largely separate from most of the traits that make him a terrible person, his arrogance just amplifies his worst aspect.
 
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