More than a Joke: LEGO Joker Anarchy-Mation Quest

[Boohoo the 3rd]

You were The Joker (or at least a Living LEGO Minifigure of him) and you had been totally screwed.

Gotham City had been destroyed ages ago, all it's citizens scattered to the wind, sometimes literally. Your hated Batman hadn't been seen in 3 months and was assumed dead. And the Other Villains, even those who hadn't managed to gain territory of their own, weren't taking you seriously.

All in all, life sucked.

Ok, it wasn't ALL bad. Your good friend Harley Quinn had managed to stick with you and get you a home hiding out in a:

[] Abandoned Factory

[] Toy Store

[] Office Building

[] Bakery

In:

[] New York City (A mixture of ones from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Invincible and Men In Black: The Series)

[] Metro City (Megamind)

[] New New York City (Futurama)

[] Megapolis (Monkie Kid)

[] Primary Village (Digimon Adventure)

[] The 70s Main Town (F is For Family)

[] Hollywoo (BoJack Horseman)

[] A Burrow (Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts)

This place wasn't amazing or anything, but it was a roof over your head and it gave you plenty of scheming time.

"Hey boss, What'cha doing?" Harley smiled, roller skating around. You chuckle fondly.

"Just trying to figure out what to do...." You sigh.

"Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out!" She nodded. You smile (a sincere one, not one meant to inspire fear).

"Thanks.... I think I have a plan already...."

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Spoiler: You, AKA The Joker (The LEGO Batman Movie)

The Clown Prince of Crime in a small sized package. Though infinitely less cruel than his original, he is still determined to rise the ranks of crime and be more respected and evil. Can be a bit obsessive and currently craves a new arch-nemesis with the loss of Batman.

Spoiler: Harley Quinn (The LEGO Batman Movie)

Joker's goofy best friend and minion. She's deeply loyal and fairly competent. She constantly encourages The Joker, and he probably would have given up without her.

Spoiler: Legendary Trigger Happy

Your creation with the mentality of a small child. Though naive and bumbling, he is determined to successfully become a Great Villain.

The Hero Units So Far.

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Anarchy-Mation 2.0

Anarchy-Mation Planned Kings: Kingpin (Into the Spider Verse) Rumplestiltskin (Shrek) Gunmar (Tales Of Arcadia: Trollhunters) The Biker in Black (Kid Cosmic) Vector (Despicable Me) Chester V. / The FLDSMDFR (Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 1 and 2) Lord Business (LEGO Movie) PAL (The Mitchells ...

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[Boohoo the 3rd]

You step out of your hiding hole in The Burrow's Toy Store and look around.

"Harley! Come on! I managed to snag Enough dropped money to buy what we need!" You call.

"Ooooh! What we gonna do, what we gonna do?" Harley eagerly asked.

"We're gonna make some more minions! Just gotta buy some bodies to bring to life." You cackle.

"Whoo!" Harley whooped.

You approach the miserable looking Teen at the counter and grin.

"Hello, adolescent! I require items!" You grin, stepping onto the counter.

".....I don't get payed enough for this." The teen sighed.

You end up buying

[] An old, beat up Kon plushie

[] A one-armed Legendary Trigger Happy

[] A headless Barbie

"....Is this all we can afford?" You frown.

"Yes." The teen bluntly deadpanned. Grumbling, You and Harley take your new minion to be to your hiding hole and strap it into a life giving machine You built. With an insane cackle, you flick the switch.

Unfortunately, an error in your calculations makes your minion Alive, but only with the intelligence of:

[] A dog

[] A small child

[] A particularly uneducated teenager

".....Well crud." You sigh.

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

It had been a Week since Legendary Trigger Happy was brought into existence. Though incredibly naive, clumsy and bumbling, he was at the very least a fast learner and cared deeply for You and Harley.

"Alrighty, you two! I managed to steal a car for us to do more exploration! Any questions?" You grin.

"How do you make a taco?" Legendary Trigger Happy eagerly asked.

".....Any relevant questions?" You sigh. After a bit of silence, you, Harley and LTH hop in a toy car and drive off, the apathetic teen half-heartedly calling for you to come back. You chose to believe she simply realized how she stood no chance against you.

While exploring, you try and get:

[] Intel on the inhabitants of the Burrow

[] Information on Goings On outside the Burrow

[] Any potential weapons

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Another Week has passed, which you spent gathering Intel on the Various inhabitants of the Burrow.

You discovered The Burrow's leader, Lio Oak , was still mourning the loss of his wife and daughter to Scarlemange, who seemed to be in charge of the outside lands. He often delegated to the only Mute in the Burrow, Dave .

You discovered that that apathetic teen was a politician's daughter who just barely escaped to the Burrow.

You learn everything there is to know about everyone in the Burrow.

And with that, you decide to:

[] Blackmail someone
-Blackmail for what? [] Write In

[] Steal something
-Steal what [] Write In

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Announcement: This is, now that I understand how CK2 Actually works, going to be Rebooted as a CK2 Quest. So Look forward to that!

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Kingpin's Reality Collider had caused so much chaos, more than even the most warped of minds could have realized.

Realities were smashed together, cities were forced to co-exist, destruction and insanity reigned.

From the chaos rose a new, dangerous world.

No one needed to tell The Joker all this. It was enough of a shock to discover he was just a toy. The destruction of Gotham City and presumed Demise of his hated Batman weren't helping matters. And being a toy, and not even an exceedingly dangerous one like Lord Business, people weren't exactly clamoring to join him.

He barely survived the Fall of Gotham. He had lost everything, except his best friend, Harley Quinn. He didn't even really have a home right now, simply hiding out in whatever place he could in:

[] A Mobius City (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog) (Pros: People won't even remotely care about the oddness of you being a living toy and there's plenty of abandoned robots to scavenge; Cons: Robotnik is a constant threat)

[] The Mute Lands (Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts) (Pros: Although Not to the extent of Option 1, you being a living toy will still mostly be brushed over and there's plenty of organic material; Cons: Plenty of Dangerous Mutes)

[] Metro City (Megamind) (Pros: Plenty of old abandoned Megamind tech and abandoned places to hide; Cons: People WILL be weirded out by you being A living toy and Tighten is a constant threat)

Anyways, you had put up fliers for new minions. You pray you get some good ones!

Your Starting Hero Units End up being (Pick Three):

[] Dave and Benson (Kipo and the Age of the Wonderbeasts)

[] Evil KVNs (Final Space)

[] Scratch and Grounder (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

[] King Koopa (Super Mario Bros. Super Show)

[] Lonnie, Rogelio and Kyle (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

[] Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

[] Red Son (Monkie Kid)

[] Jo (Kid Cosmic)

[] Minions (Despicable Me)

[] Eric and Deborahbot 5000 (The Mitchells vs. The Machines)

[] Captain Smek (DreamWorks' Home)

[] Princess Bean, Luci and Elfo (Disenchantment)

[] Little Miss Scary (The Mr. Men Show)

[] Machine Head (Invincible)

[] Kaos and Glumshanks (Skylanders Academy)

[] Dick Dastardly And Muttley (Wacky Races 2027)

[] Alia (Arlo the Alligator Boy)

[] D'Vana Tendi (Star Trek: Lower Decks)

[] The Lobe (Freakazoid)

[] Todd Chavez (Bojack Horseman)

[] Rabbids (Rabbids Invasion)

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

The Joker (The LEGO Batman Movie) (AKA You)

Martial: 1 (You are an inches tall toy. You Ain't exactly a brawler)

Diplomacy: 28 (Unlike the man you're a toy of, you can actually be pretty nice and are a decent, semi-caring leader)

Stewardship: 35 (Alot of your schemes require an exponential amount of cash)

Intrigue: 50 (Being only a few inches tall has it's advantages)

Learning: 32 (You're, like the man you're based on, a master chemist and bomb maker)

Occult: 7 (The power of imagination seems to be why you're alive, and that's pretty magical; Plus one of your Allies WAS a ghost)

Traits:

Pulling a Toy Story: You guess watching that movie was actually helpful. Huh. (Joker can trick people who haven't met him into thinking he's inanimate, adding +20 to Intrigue rolls)

Ok Boomer.... Literally!: You're pretty good with explosives. (+10 to Explosives based Rolls)

Enemy of the Bat: You DESPISE bats. (+15 in Rolls Against bats or bat themed beings)

 

[Boohoo the 3rd]

Here we go! Hero Unit time!

Spoiler: Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn (The LEGO Batman Movie)

Martial: 1 (Like you, she is an inches tall toy. Fighting isn't going to go well)

Diplomacy: 26 (She's pretty bubbly and intelligent, and can be a decent leader)

Stewardship: 15 (She is average in this regard)

Intrigue: 50 (Being inches tall has plenty of uses)

Learning: 45 (She is a trained and highly effective psychiatrist)

Occult: 7 (Like you, she was brought to life with imagination and was allies with a ghost)

Traits:

People Person: She is a bubbly psychiatrist. (+15 to Intrigue and Diplomacy Rolls)

Spoiler: King Koopa

King Koopa (Super Mario Bros Super Show)

Martial: 48 (He's incredibly strong!)

Diplomacy: 35 (Though a tyrannical, jerky King, he was still... Y'know, a king)

Stewardship: 29 (Being a King taught him a thing or two about money)

Intrigue: 45 (He's constantly disguising himself)

Learning: 15 (He's not too bright and incredibly arrogant)

Occult: 50 (He has access to a ton of magic)

Traits:

Koopa Master of Disguise: He loves to wear disguises! (King Koopa will constantly take on random personas that may add to Intrigue Rolls)

Curse that Blasted Plumber!: King Koopa has a bad history with Plumbers. (+25 on Rolls against plumbers, as well as people with similar positions like handymen and garbage-men)

Spoiler: Entrapta

Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Martial: 25 (Though she prefers to use her head, she can hold up in a fight)

Diplomacy: 35 (Entrapta WAS a princess)

Stewardship: 46 (Her inventions can't come cheap, and being a princess will generally teach you money management)

Intrigue: 7 (Entrapta is loud and often oblivious)

Learning: 55 (Entrapta is a super genius capable of building and fixing highly impressive tech)

Occult: 25 (Entrapta is also perfectly willing to and Capable of using magic)

Traits:

Geek Princess: She is highly intelligent and more at home with machines. (+25 to Research Rolls; +25 to Diplomacy Rolls With Robots)

Distracted Easily: Entrapta can be pretty absentminded. (-15 Malus on Rolls Involving Staying Focused for a Long Time)

Spoiler: Minions

Minions (Despicable Me)

Martial: 49 (They're decent fighters and highly, HIGHLY durable)

Diplomacy: 5 (They can't speak English and were literally born to be followers)

Stewardship: 5 (They've never had a need for money)

Intrigue: 15 (They can be good at disguising themselves... To an extent)

Learning: 5 (They're... Pretty moronic)

Occult: 6 (They served Dracula once... That's about the extent of their supernatural knowledge)

Traits:

Stay Evil: They are only loyal to VILLAINS. (The Minions will gain a -15 Malus on all Rolls If you reform and will after 3 Turns straight up abandon your reformed self)

Durability To the Max: Practically NOTHING can kill these things. (+25 to Martial Rolls)