Episode 20, in which Saxton Hale is Misato's mentor, Pen-Pen is still awesome, and manliness abounds.
Ultra Sonic 007
Trying to keep things simple~
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Note: the Angel in this episode is actually one of the concepts that didn't make it into the show:
/January 30, 2016/
/Kondo's Karaoke, Tokyo-3, Japan/
Another Angel, another spot of NERV propaganda. Like clockwork.
The camera was behind Gendo Ikari; he stood atop a cliff, looking quietly toward Sagami Bay. The Eleventh Angel was lumbering towards the shore. "An impressive specimen, is it not? For such a seemingly frail and spindly creature to move, its bones must be strong." With a supersonic boom, the Angel was shattered by Unit-02, nothing more than a red dot from his particular vantage point. "Ah. Not strong enough, it seems." Gendo turned towards the camera, a stripe of white liquid coating his upper lip. "They could learn from our example." The feed faded to black, leaving only the red logo of NERV; this time, the subtitle beneath the red leaf read 'GOT MILK?'
A round of chortles came from a group of rather distinctive individuals. Even clustered into a single parlor, the glass partition ensured that they stood out; Kondo's Karaoke consisted of a single reception area split into three long hallways, from which the karaoke parlors could be accessed. The décor within each parlor was straight out of an Edo-period castle, bearing fine wooden floors, exquisite furniture, and classical art. The wall-mounted television sets and single karaoke machine seemed out of place by comparison.
Almost as much as the men within this particular parlor; every last one of them a gaijin. Not that they cared.
"Boy, that one's a blast from the Nineties," said Dell Conagher, his fingers casually fiddling with a contraption rife with wires and blinking bits, its purpose utterly obscure. "Didn't think they had that commercial campaign in Japan."
"Ya know, it's probably why he chose it," said Tommy Patrick, balancing a hard-boiled egg on the tip of his bat. With a practiced flick, the egg went flying into his mouth. The Boston native chewed loudly, glancing over at his Scottish compatriot. "Hey Demo, why the grumpy face? Losin' your buzz already?"
"Aye," muttered Tavish DeGroot. "Ain't even blootered, and it's been yonks since ol' Heavy started his turn!"
"You cannot rush!" retorted Aleksander Kasparov; squinting down at the relatively diminutive karaoke screen, struggling with the song search due to his beefy fingers. "I am looking for particular song. Be patient!"
"Feh, I'd be more patient if I had a bevvy!"
"Cool your keister, you insufferable drunkard." A bodysuit-clad Pyro unlocked the door on the glass partition, steeping in with a tray full of bottles and cups, laden with a variety of saké and shōchū. "Here's the next round."
As the Demoman swiped the largest bottle, Henshin Obimura took a small porcelain cup and took a measured sip. "Hmm. A fair taste. Good selection, Shinobu."
The Pyro shrugged, turning towards the Heavy. "Still looking?"
"I said patient!" growled the Heavy.
"Will you lot stop antagonizing the bloody Russian?" grumbled David Lowrie, his eyes hidden beneath the brim of his hat. "Trying to nap here."
"You ain't even had that much. What, forgot how to hold your alcohol like a true Aussie?"
The Sniper just growled at the petulant Scout, uninterested in rising to the bait. "Still got the 'Annoying American' down pat."
"Ah, but mutual entagonissm iss vone of our hobbiess!" exclaimed Ludwigg, observing the Pyro with a small green scanner of sorts. "How iss ze suit holding up?"
"As ever. That new liquid solution cooked by Dr. Akagi numbs the pain a little bit better."
The Medic fumed. "Zat iss not vhat I vanted to hear! Vhat about ze new asbestos coating? I call it 'Super Asbestos'!"
"Doesn't that stuff cause cancer or some shit like that?" asked Tommy.
"Health concernss occur only iff zhere is expossure by inhaletion and direct skin contact. Voven vithin ze suit and lined vith an enti-abresive coating, zhere are no issuess!"
Shinobu Heisen shrugged, opening a small port in the side of their mask; out came a straw, by which the Pyro was able to drink. "Given everything else that's happened to me..." There was a long, drawn out sip. "Ahh, that hits the spot…anyhow, I would consider death by mesothelioma a plus."
"…well that's morbid," muttered Dell.
The Spy chuckled. "Look around." He gestured at all nine of them. "Given our experiences and line of work, morbid humor is a sign of being well-adjusted." He shot a glance over at John Doe, who had been rather quiet thus far. "Relatively speaking."
"Ha! Finally found it!" Aleksander quickly moved into position, holding the mic as daintily as he could. As the karaoke selection was made, it overrode the news feed on the wall-mounted television: the title of the song was 'Братья', translated as 'Brothers'. It opened with a woodwind playing softly, with the plucking of a harp serving as a simple background beat. His voice amplified by the speakers, Aleksander began to sing. "Прости меня, младший брат! Я так пред тобой виноват. Пытаться вернуть нельзя Того, что взяла земля…"
It was a rather somber-sounding song, but it was soothing enough to render an introspective mood to the Heavy's teammates. Finally, the Soldier broke his silence. "Boys, we've been through hell and back together. Through Impact and the Australian wasteland, through bandits and hooligans, through Nazis and Napoleon himself!" Everyone ignored his brief foray into fantasy at the end; they expected it by now. "I propose a toast to our team and the little lady that got us this far."
Ah yes. Misato Katsuragi. The successor to the old Boss. The last one had brought them together…but she was the one that had united them.
"To us!" They raised their drinks.
"May we live long enough to die fantastically," added Dell.
"Hear, hear!"
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/November 1, 2000/
/Emergency Capsule, Unknown Location/
Misato Katsuragi wondered about dying.
Honestly, it sounded pretty good.
Tracking time in the capsule had been difficult. Her view of the sky through the lone glass window on the hatch was impeded by the swaying of the ocean. She had actually taken to measuring the passage of days via bowel movements (and boy, the waste removal capacity on this thing left a LOT to be desired.) Her food supply could be described in one word: uninteresting.
But food was food, and she was running out.
She hadn't dared open the hatch. Twenty-four hours had passed. Then a week. Misato didn't want to open it, for fear of letting the ocean get in.
At least, that's what she had told herself.
The monotony, more than anything, was what was killing her. It left her with nothing to do but think. And thinking was dangerous. So she tried not to think, and settled for simply existing. It was preferable to thinking, because it meant not having to contemplate her father's actions, and exactly what those four giant wings had belonged to.
Her stray thoughts, whenever she allowed them to slip through, always came back to one topic: whether this was the end or not.
It might have been…and why wasn't she moving?
Misato blinked. The view through the hatch hadn't changed in a while. There was no swaying. Ergo, she had finally made landfall. "…huh. Crap-baskets."
Well, guess dying was out of the picture.
The thirteen-year-old gingerly sat up, twisting at the latches that had kept her sealed within. Pressure quietly equalized, and the scent of salty air began to permeate the capsule. With a grunt of effort, she pushed open the hatch, and emerged into the open air.
The first thing that caught her attention: trees!
Misato boggled; there was no sandy beach or rocky shore to mark the barrier between land and sea. There were simply trees, grassy soil, then boom! Ocean! She could even see the change in elevation marked by trees, as the tops were poking out of the water. "…what happened?"
"Wark."
Misato screamed. An understandable reaction, hearing the sound of another living being for the first time in weeks. She whirled around, staring at the source…and immediately squealed. "Oh my gosh, you are adorable!"
A two-foot tall penguin stared at her with turquoise eyes, dark blue and white plumage contrasted greatly by the twin red crests atop his head. He was latched onto the side of the capsule with a set of claws emerging from his flippers. He tilted his head, looking quietly at Misato. As though observing her.
So Misato observed back. And noticed an odd scar beneath the neck, bumpy and scarred over. "Wonder what did that to you?"
"Wark."
"…right, talking to a penguin." Get it together Misato. She quickly delved back into the capsule, rummaging through her remaining food and water supply, packing as much as she could into her backpack. She hoisted herself over the side of the capsule, stumbling onto the wet ground. "Ow ow ow ow…!" Walking felt weird. Her whole body felt uncoordinated. "Sorry, not making a good first impression am I?"
The penguin stared.
"...still talking to a penguin. Right." Well, why not?! She literally had no one else right now. "A buddy is a buddy, after all." So, first things first: find another human being! With her mind made up, Misato gingerly walked on, her muscles burning quickly due to disuse. "You can come along if you like!" she shouted over her shoulder.
The penguin followed.
It didn't take long before Misato found a road. "Yes! A gateway to civilization!"
The first sign she found dampened her enthusiasm. The picture of a pelican flying over a river was nice, but the English words were less so:
Welcome to
GENOA
Gateway to VICTORIA
and the
WILDERNESS COAST
Misato mouthed the unfamiliar words out. Genoa? Victoria? "Where the hell am I?"
xxxx
Episode 20: The Case of Misato Katsuragi ("His last wish was for me to take care of them.")
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/January 31, 2016/
/Katsuragi Apartment, Tokyo-3, Japan/
Feathery touches along the abdomen roused Misato from her slumber. "Mmm…too early…"
"Mah, someone's gotten lazy in her old age."
The purple-haired vixen scowled, opening her eyes just enough to give Ryoji Kaji a nasty glare. "I wouldn't exactly call last night the actions of an old lady, would you?"
"Well, age does tend to bring experience."
"Har har."
To the uninitiated, Misato's bedroom spoke of a typical slob: scores of magazines, piles of dirty clothes, and cluttered with old knick-knacks. To which she would reply: yes. Yes it was. It wasn't something that she was proud of, per se; it was just…nostalgic. Besides, she kept the stuff from spilling out into the rest of the apartment; no harm, no foul!
Kaji smirked, pushing himself up with his arms. The morning sun filtered through drawn curtains, dust particles dancing in the rays. The scant light scattered across their bare skin, barely showcasing blemishes they were all too aware of. He ran calloused fingers across thin scar tissue along the side of her hip, ghosting his way up her torso before coming to a stop at pale flesh, nestled in her bosom. "So, have we finally caught up?"
"I don't know. Feel like telling me what in the world you've been up to since we last saw each other in Germany? Ritsuko wasn't kidding when she said your record was 'forged and altered and then some'." She glanced at him, her gaze heavy with suspicion. "Trust is a two-way street."
Kaji's perpetual grin faded, just a little bit. "…the road I've walked is a perilous one, Misato. To put it one way, I could make a tally of practically everything you've been through since returning from Australia in 2005. As for me? The whole concept of 'public records' doesn't quite apply to what I've been up to."
Misato scowled. "Any information you have that can help me do my job better would be appreciated."
"It's not just about that; there are a lot of different parties that want a piece of NERV. Some of their agendas make sense, and others are…murky, to put it mildly. And every single one of them have some means of making your life miserable if they felt like it."
"I'm a big girl, Kaji."
"I know you are." He looked appreciatively at her form. "A very big girl."
"Perv."
"But to put it another way…until I know the whole picture, until I see exactly how deep this little rabbit hole goes…I don't want to put you in danger unnecessarily. Especially when you have a bunch of kids to look after and a war against extraterrestrials to run."
Misato let out an exaggerated groan. "Don't remind me."
"What I told you years ago is still the same: I'm still looking for the truth. That's one thing I've never backed away from."
"What is your obsession with truth, anyway?"
Kaji grinned. "Tell me, my dear Misato-chan…do you still believe in Santa Claus?"
Misato blinked. "Eh?"
"For children, belief in Santa Claus tends to make them behave very morally, and it tends to make them very happy. Because hey, if you've been a good boy or girl, you get presents for Christmas! And morality and joy are two incredibly important things in everyone's life. And I'd wager that if more adults believed in Santa Claus, they'd be more moral, and more happy. So why don't they?"
"…because he's not real."
"Exactly," said Kaji with a knowing smile. "Truth. Trumps. Everything."
The buzzing of a phone broke their little reverie, prompting Misato to reach over to the handset on her nightstand. "Go ahead…yes…okay. I'll be there ASAP." The flirty girl quickly gave way to the Lieutenant Colonel. "Duty calls." She flipped her long legs and swung down, using their momentum to fling herself off the bed. "We'll have to continue this another time."
"I'll be looking forward to it."
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/November 28, 2000/
/Nullica State Forest, New South Wales, Australia/
The past four weeks had been…interesting, to put it mildly.
Misato and her penguin compadre had been following the main highway, marked 'A1' ; she had eventually ended up in Genoa shortly afterward, which had had nothing to its name other than a general store, some tiny houses, an old hotel, and a few landmarks. First item of note: the utter lack of people. There had been no vehicles, and none of the televisions she'd tried carried a signal. The awkwardness of breaking into other people's houses had gone away very quickly once she had realized their current vacancy. It was as though everyone had just up and left. But this had meant easy access to better food, bottled water, and clothing, so it had been a plus overall in her eyes.
Her fingers trailed along the holster strapped to her thigh, brushing against the grip of a .45 ACP Mann Co. pistol; her repeated "B&E" sessions had even netted her a handgun and a metal baseball bat. But above all else, the procured items that had been the most useful: reference guides, with maps! Literal lifesavers, especially given how often she'd had to go off-road.
The young teenager sighed, seeing the flooded section of the highway ahead of her. A large bay could be seen to the east, her first sight of open water since getting out of the capsule. "Okay Pen-Pen…looks like we have to hoof it again."
The little penguin looked at her, his movements ruffling the sky blue handkerchief wrapped around his neck. Messily etched onto it with black marker was the phrase 'PEN^2'. "Wark."
Second item of note: all of the hiking. Whatever had happened – and she had a sneaking suspicion that the…thing…in Antarctica hand a hand in this – to cause all of this flooding, it always meant going off-road. And although that wasn't bad, it did have its own share of problems.
Misato reached into one of the pockets of her pilfered cargo pants, held in place with a triple combo of belt, tape, and suspenders. She unfolded one of her many maps, trying to determine her exact position. "Alright…judging by how far we've gone today…" She knelt down, reaching back into the same pocket and grabbing a fine marker. She slowly etched her best guess for how long they'd traveled; places on that map that were now submerged were blotted out. "…we're right around…" She squinted, trying to read the English letters aloud. "T…T-Twofold Bay."
Third item of note: as it turned out, she had landed in Australia! Who would've thought?! Not exactly a place she had ever imagined wanting to visit, but here she was! And she hadn't run into a single Australian yet!
Okay Misato…keep it together. Exhaling, the teenager reached behind her, tightening the knot of the large olive t-shirt she was wearing. She then readjusted the red bandana over her forehead, wrapped in a traditional hachimaki style. So long as she kept moving, so long as she focused on surviving…she wouldn't have to think too hard. "Let's keep going Pen-Pen."
"Wark!"
Misato blinked, looking down at the penguin that was poking her in the thigh. "What is it?" She followed his gaze out towards the bay, blinking at what looked like large fish hopping up and down in the water. Upon a closer look, she recognized the creatures. "Dolphins…?"
One of them cackled, zooming towards the shore. Then, in defiance of all logic, a pair of fleshy membranes extended from its side, flapping wildly so that it could gain altitude.
Misato gaped. "Oh…"
A growl from behind caught her attention; she turned around, frowning as a rather large canine emerged, its fur a reddish brown color. If Misato's handy reference guide on Australian fauna was correct, that was a dingo...except this dingo had bony plating protruding from its skin, covering the skull and spine with menacing protrusions. It also looked rather angry. "…crap."
Fourth item of note: Misato had come to the conclusion that Australian wildlife was absolutely insane! That had already been made abundantly clear last week, when an entire flock (herd…stampede…?) of platypuses had streamed out of the woods two weeks ago, diving into a creek that had flooded the highway and making their way out to the ocean. And that wasn't counting all of the creepy bugs!
Misato steeled herself, trying her hardest to ignore how hard her heart was pounding. "Okay Pen-Pen…can you get the dingo?"
"Wark."
"I'll take that as a yes." Misato reached over her shoulder, pulling out the metal bat that was sticking out of her backpack. She held it with two hands, gripping as tightly as possible, if only so she could ignore how faint her limbs felt. "I'll get this…sky…dolphin…thing."
"Wark."
The armored dingo and the sky dolphin charged at the same time. Pen-Pen looked quietly at the charging canine, looking way too calm in the face of a predator. With a howl, the dingo leapt at its prey.
SHICK!
Seconds later, its body was curled up on the ground, blood leaking out of puncture wounds in its neck.
Fifth item of note: somehow, despite being a penguin, Pen-Pen had extendable claws. Claws that were incredibly sharp.
Pen-Pen was awesome.
"Wark."
"Good job boy." At least, Misato hoped he was a boy. She didn't really know how to determine the sex of a penguin. "Now it's my turn." The sky dolphin was getting closer, fully intent on dive-bombing her. "You can do this…" Her breathing wouldn't slow down. Why?! "You can do this…!"
The sky dolphin chirped with rage.
Screaming, Misato dove to the side, letting the airborne aquatic mammal crash into the pavement. Before it could re-orient itself – why didn't it go splat?! – Misato reared her bat up and began battering the beast. Before long, her screams were no longer panicked, but angry; enraged; furious. The tension in her body seemed to leak out with each blow, tension that had been slowly building up with each passing day since Antarctica. At last, after a seeming eternity, the young teenager kicked the dead dolphin in the head, howling at the corpse.
"Wark."
The spell was broken. Misato panted, looking back at the bay; the other dolphins didn't seem too interested in going for round two, so they just yipped angrily at the duo before diving back into the water. The purple-haired teen sunk to her backside, exhaustion suddenly plaguing her. "Okay…wow…um…" She looked warily at her penguin compadre. "I…don't really know where that came from."
Pen-Pen looked back towards the woods, an odd expression in his eyes. He then stepped in front of Misato; before she could ask, an answer emerged in the form of seven more of those armored dingoes. "Oh." That…wasn't good. Am I going to die? Her mind was too fogged with adrenaline and weariness to comprehend the peril she was currently in. Am I really going to die here?
The seven dingoes' teeth were bared, eyes bloodshot with an unnatural rage.
But before they could even move forward, they all looked back towards the forest, their ears erect with alarm. Something was coming, barreling through the forest with great speed.
And that something yelled.
"SAXTON," That thing was a man, and he emerged into the open in midair, having jumped off of a low-hanging branch. "HAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" He landed with his elbow extended, dropping on the neck of one of the dingoes. Improbably, his elbow drop cracked the protective bone over the skin, killing the animal instantly. The other six dingoes snarled, hackles raised as they circled the man. He stood up, flexing massive hands as he boasted, "You tried to run, little puppies, but no one runs away from me unless I let them!"
What happened next would constitute a sixth item of note for Misato Katsuragi.
Out of nowhere came this muscular, mustachioed man, wearing nothing but heavy-duty boots, a wide hat lined with crocodile teeth, cut-off jean shorts...and he proceeded to fight those dangerous dingoes with his bare hands.
Two dingoes leapt at him, their attack halted as he grabbed their necks in midair. He slammed their skulls together; once, twice, thrice, before flinging them at one of the other dingoes. He leapt over the beast that tried to bite at his calf, grabbing it by its hind leg and using it as an impromptu flail to pummel the other dingoes into submission.
All told, it took him less than forty-five seconds to kill the remaining dingoes.
"Ha ha ha! I've fought koalas tougher than you lot!" The man turned around, grinning at the flummoxed girl and silent penguin. "And good day to you!"
It was at this point that Misato realized his chest hair was shaped like the country of Australia itself. "…I think I've gone insane."
"I wouldn't be surprised," casually answered the man. "So! The name's Saxton Hale, CEO of Mann Co., and a man who always enjoys the sight of nature proving hippies wrong! What's your name, and why in the world are you out here alone?"
Well, that was quite the question, wasn't it? "Um…long story?"
"Well, a long story deserves to be told with good food and a stout beer!" He heartily patted Misato on the back, bowling her over with little effort. "Follow me to my camp!" He hoisted the corpses of the sky dolphin and two of the dingoes over his shoulders, turning back towards the woods. Having nothing better to do – and hey, he was an actual human being! – Misato and Pen-Pen followed him.
After thirty minutes of hiking through the forest, they came across an impromptu clearing amidst the red cedars; over twenty tents were arranged around a bonfire. Misato's ears twitched at the sound of chatter and conversation, and her eyes widened at the sight of humans; at long last, people! The realization that she was no longer alone made her knees feel weak. Before she could process the whole scenario further, Saxton Hale bellowed. "LOWRIE! I bring fresh meat!"
A long-faced man emerged from one of the tents, readjusting his slouch hat before wiping his machete with a weathered rag. "Just toss em' in here, I'll start getting the good bits." He frowned; Misato couldn't quite see his eyes behind his reflective shades, but he was definitely looking at her. "That ankle biter a new recruit?"
"Yes! Despite being a woman, she has enough testosterone to be a man's man!"
Misato didn't quite know whether to take that as complement or an insult.
The man named 'Lowrie' shrugged. He then looked to her side. "What about that penguin?"
Misato stared at the machete. She quickly shifted in front of Pen-Pen, trying her damnedest to look angry. "Don't you touch him. Or I'll touch you." She held her bat forward. "With this. All night long."
"…you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't crack a fat to brats." He held his tent flap open as Hale tossed the corpses in. "You seem like you'll do fine enough."
"HA! Indeed! She and her little friend seem to have great spirit!"
Misato yelped, whirling around to see the source of the thunderous, gravelly voice. A giant of man – holy crap, his hands were massive – looked down at her warmly, his jovial expression contradicted by his bald head and rough, bulky jaw. In his hands was the biggest shotgun she had ever seen. "Ah, you like? This is Natalya; she has big boom, yes?"
"Uh…yes."
"Ah, you have good eye for weapons! You will indeed do fine!" He patted her on the head with surprising gentleness, much more restrained compared to Saxton Hale. "I am Aleksander Kasparov! I am caravan's heavy weapons guy!"
"…caravan?"
"A traveling band of survivors that our dear 'Boss' decided to create on a whim." A French-accented voice grabbed Misato's attention; its source was a patrolling man in a suit that had seen better days. His face was covered by a mask, obscuring most of his features. A cigarette dangled from lips, barely illuminating his stubble. "We have been picking up more and more stragglers since starting on the outskirts of Melbourne. Our survival rate has only been around sixty-five percent, but we're still at a positive replacement rate." At the girl's dumbfounded expression, the man sighed before switching from English to a different language altogether. "You have been very lucky to survive on your own."
Misato boggled, before responding in kind. "You speak Japanese?!"
"I can speak in many languages." The man switched back to English. "Call me Mr. Smith. And I will warn you now that we drive a hard pace. The mutated wildlife permits no weakness, so neither will we."
Misato stared. She looked around the encampment; the other men and women were all wary, their eyes always looking this way and that. How often had they been attacked to get that kind of habitual reaction? Maybe going it alone with Pen-Pen is a better option. Then she remembered: seven armored dingoes. Nearly getting mauled to death. Yeah, screw that noise. "Don't worry, Smith-san; Pen-Pen and I can pull our weight."
"Wark."
"You'd better."
Now that introductions were kinda-sorta out of the way, Misato had a burning question that she needed answering. "So. Abandoned towns, flooded highways, crazy animals…what exactly happened? I'd think Australia would be less of a tourist trap if this stuff was an everyday occurrence."
The Frenchman took a long drag on his death stick. "Ever since September the 13th, it has been. At least, for Australia."
That day. Misato tried to hide her sudden dread. She did a poor job of it. "What happened?"
"Big meteor. It struck Antarctic. Boom," growled Aleksander. "Entire continent, gone. Great flood, like from papa's Scriptures. Nuclear war in India and Pakistan." He looked at Misato forlornly. "Last thing we heard before all broadcasts go down? Tokyo, destroyed by atomic bomb."
In the face of that sort of revelation, there was really only one thing that Misato could say. "...holy shit."
"Nothing holy about it," murmured Mr. Smith. A distant peal of thunder caught their attention. "Hmm. A storm is coming."
That was putting it mildly.
Later that night, in a ramshackle tent, she would belatedly realize that if Tokyo had been annihilated, then her mother was probably dead.
Sleep was long in coming.
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/January 31, 2016/
/Operations Deck, NERV-1, Tokyo-3/
"A storm is coming."
"I can see that, Ritsky," huffed Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi.
"No, you don't see." The blonde pointed harshly at the readouts showing on the screens and holographic monitors. "This entire region is in a high pressure area right now. Those particular cloud formations would never form naturally. And, given the odd readings the MAGI keep picking up…"
"Likely an Angel then."
"BINGO!"
"Lovely." Misato sighed, turning towards the rest of the command staff. "What's our current status?"
"Long-range monitors are reporting multiple outages in the path of the storm. EMP fluctuations are interfering with our ability to gain any actionable intelligence."
Hyuga's words were not what she needed right now. "Lieutenant Aoba?"
"One second…there." A live feed took over one of the larger displays, tinged with occasional static. Far to the west of Lake Ashi, the oncoming storm flickered with lightning. "Some of the men in Section 2 say that looking at it gives them a headache." Completely understandable: none of the flashes 'flowed' in the way that they should, halting and skipping around in a haphazard fashion akin to a malfunctioning strobe light.
"Photons aren't behaving the way they should. Rambunctious rapscallions."
Ignoring Ritsuko's comment, Misato turned and gazed up at her superiors. "Long-range recon is a bust. We're going to need a closer look. Permission to sortie the Evas?"
"Permission granted," said Supreme Commander Ikari.
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/January 7, 2001/
/Outskirts of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia/
Canberra had been a bust.
Despite being far enough inland and of a high enough elevation to escape the tsunamis, a fault line had 'decided' to open up underneath the country's capital, swallowing almost the entire city. The remnants that hadn't been obliterated were hosts to giant spiders the size of household cats.
No. Just no. No thank you!
A few stragglers had joined their caravan, but they had provided little in the way of current intelligence on the state of the country's government or military.
So Sydney had been the next stop. Sure, even though it was likely flooded, there was still the possibility of encountering an organized presence of some sort.
And they had.
Unfortunately, they could see gunfire from the distant suburbs, shrouded by a haze of large bats (grey-headed flying foxes, to be precise). 'Large as an auto', as David Lowrie had confirmed through his sniper scope. Bats that could also, somehow, breathe fire.
"…what the hell happened to this place?"
Aleksander patted David heavily on the back. "Something not of this world. Something unnatural."
"I look at it as nature at its most vengeful!" boasted Hale. "As much as I'd like to grab one of those beasts as a mighty steed, the locals will be as paranoid as hippies coming down from their high. We'll go the long way around Sydney."
"Understood Boss."
"Heavy! Sniper! Spy! Round up our little pups!"
Oh, and Misato had discovered that Saxton Hale liked giving titles to people. Even Pen-Pen. Even though his title was simply, 'the Penguin'. That seemed…way too straightforward. If there was a reference there, she was in the dark.
Speaking of darkness, the deepening twilight was making their continued trek riskier. Soon enough, they would have to set up camp for the evening; preferably in an old store or abandoned house that could be easily fortified. "How far away are we from this 'bunker' of yours?" asked a man with a rather impressive mullet.
"That you have to ask is a problem!" shouted Hale, seeing no need to lower his voice. "Our group is apparently unwilling to proceed. I'll need one volunteer manly enough to accompany me the rest of the way; if it's functional, that's where we'll rendezvous! If not, we'll simply move on!"
Misato quickly raised her hand. It was a simple decision for her: if nothing else, she learned that the safest place to be in any conflict was right behind Saxton Hale. "I'll go."
"That's the spirit!"
Misato looked quietly back at Pen-Pen, who was sitting calmly atop someone's rucksack. He was nibbling at the roasted leg of a giant scorpion. "Don't eat Pen-Pen while I'm gone!"
Everyone looked over at the penguin, who nonchalantly kept eating. Then there was a round of muted, good-natured laughter. "Penguin is too useful for eating!"
That's…good? Misato shrugged, following the boisterous Hale into the night.
As the duo traversed the quiet suburbs of Sydney, Misato kept a wary eye out; before Australia, never had she encountered a town – much less a city – without man-made lights that kept the dark at bay. The waning ambience of twilight would eventually give way to a starry night accompanied by the waxing half-moon; even so, it brought little comfort. Using a torch or a flashlight was out of the question, for fear of attracting more of the mutated wildlife…or unsavory survivors.
Walking past the corpse of a rocky wombat – its hide made tougher by the stone plating covering its softer bits – Misato finally worked up the courage to ask a question. "Hale-sensei…where's the international relief? Why hasn't Australia received any aid?" Heck, the Great Hanshin Earthquake in 1995 had received international relief, despite bureaucratic delays; Misato knew how the game was played. "Something this catastrophic would have gotten a response by now, right?"
"You know the answer, little miss."
Part of Misato did. But she didn't want to say it out loud. "Humor me. If you don't mind."
"Hah! I admire your moxie. Very well." Saxton Hale paused, taking the opportunity to grab the corpse of an Australian soldier – one of many around an armored carrier of some sort, its surface scorched and blackened – before chucking it over the roof of a nearby house. The clattering noise of its landing attracted the attention of a pack of armored dingoes, which scurried out of a nearby alleyway. "Stupid mutts. Anyway, imagine what it would take to keep, say…the Americans, from sending a token bit of charity to make themselves look good."
Misato grimaced. Now that Hale had said it, she couldn't help but think about it. The sheer scale of the disaster that had gripped Australia…who's to say that it hadn't hit other places just as hard? For all she knew, America, Europe, Russia…Japan…maybe the entire world had been similarly devastated. Is this all we have to look forward to?
Before long, Saxton Hale had led her to the parking lot of a small commercial complex; the side of the building was emblazoned with the logo of Mann Co. How did she know? Because the sign's lights were still active. "Ah, so the internal power is still active. Fantastic!" The duo quietly jogged over to the front doors, which were predictably locked. Misato pushed against one of the metal doors, wincing at how thick it felt. "One second, little miss." He then punched a panel by the side of the door; with a little electronic chirp, the panel slide aside, revealing a large panel, the size of Hale's torso. He then pressed his body against it, chest hair flush against the surface. With another chirp, an electronic voice sounded out: "WELCOME BACK, MR. HALE."
Misato stared. "Hale-sensei…you are seriously weird."
"A truly masculine security system is foreign to you Japanese. Trust me, I've worked with plenty! Why settle for a thumbprint or a retina scanner when you can use your fist? Or your impressive chest? Originality is manly!"
Well, she couldn't argue with that.
The metal doors slid up…and four laser sights pointed directly at them. Misato yelped, shocked at the whirring of gun barrels and humming electricity. Saxton Hale's heel smashed into the ground, flipping up a slab of concrete. With a loud grunt, he whipped the rocky chunk down the hall, smashing the four turrets to bits. "Wimpy machines! What kind of half-arsed security system is this?!"
"…well I'll be damned."
Further down the hall, past the wreckage of the gun turrets, a bald middle-aged man looked at them from behind a receptionist's desk, thick goggles on his face. There was a particular twang to his accent that Misato couldn't quite identify. "Never thought I'd see the CEO again."
"And you are?"
"Name's Dell Conagher. I'm an American defense contractor, working as a consultant for your company. Or was, before everything went belly up." The man rested his elbows on the desk. Where once were notepads and calendars and dark chocolate mints for visitors, now sat tools, firearms, and a small mini-fridge. "A lot of your employees tried to flee when stuff started getting rowdy, but some chose to stay. After all, the employee cafeteria had enough food to last us for a while. And it gave me an excuse to tinker."
"A man whose hands are idle can be called many things: lazy, lackluster, a lay-about…even a loafer! You do your country credit!"
Dell chuckled. "Ah, well thanks-"
"YAAAAARGH!"
Saxton caught a shovel before it strike him in the back of the head, reaching behind him with a smooth movement. The boisterous brawler heaved his attacker into the wall, causing him to crumple over in pain. Despite that, the smaller man – with a square jaw and a crewcut hairdo – tried to get to his feet. Unsuccessfully. Hey, as long as he tried, right? "If you're going to attack from behind, yell louder! Not even my old nanny would be frightened by that!"
"Ah…sorry 'bout that." Dell rubbed the back of his head wearily. "He kinda showed up two weeks ago. Likes to do guard duty. Useful fella'. Not all right upstairs, if you get my drift." He punctuated his point with a few light taps on his noggin.
"Given everything happening outside, who is?" asked Misato, eyeing the other man in silence. He was muttering to himself, eyes bloodshot and hands gripping randomly at his military fatigues. All in all, he didn't look like the very model of sanity. Which meant that, more than likely, he would fit right in with their ragtag group of ruffians. Geez, I'm getting too used to this.
Saxton Hale laughed. "Well spoken!"
WAY too used to this.
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"You know, I'm glad I've gotten used to crazy things. It makes the less crazy things easier to handle."
Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi's sentiment was not unappreciated; the fog had come out of nowhere.
Within a matter of minutes, the entirety of Tokyo-3 was smothered with water droplets, blocking out the sun. The oncoming storm was already meandering over Lake Ashi and Mt. Hakone, settling ominously over the downtown area. As spastic lightning flickered and thunder boomed from all directions – sometimes simultaneously – the electrical systems of the city went haywire.
The Geofront itself was well-protected, thanks to the properties inherent within the shell of the Black Moon. The city on the surface…not so much.
It was into this charged soup that Unit-00 emerged, its lone eye focusing intently on the storm that had invaded Tokyo-3. "I am detecting continuous and transient interference," said Rei Ayanami, unperturbed despite the haphazard energy bounding back and forth. "I will try and determine its origin."
"Just be careful Rei," cautioned Misato.
"Understood." The First Child moved forward through the streets, her Eva's right hand gripped tightly on a progressive knife. The fog was truly atrocious; she could barely see her hands. "Visibility is less than thirty meters." None of her sensors were functioning properly; it seemed more often than not that her left hand ended up brushing against the side of a skyscraper. "Something is wrong. I am walking straight along the road, yet keep running into obstructions."
Suddenly, her visibility expanded, and she felt water around her ankles. Rei looked down, recognizing her location. "I'm on the shores of Lake Ashi."
"…run that by me again?"
"I am standing in Lake Ashi." How did this happen? She had been moving north, away from the lake.
"…well, that's not good. Ritsuko?"
"We've got an Angel that warps space and time. Obviously!"
Misato huffed. "Great. Rei, get back to a duct. We're going to try something with Unit-02."
"Roger that."
"Asuka, Shinji, prepare to move out!"
xxxx
/July 9, 2001/
/New Maranoa Desert, West of Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia/
"We must move out, малютка! The sandstorm is upon us!"
Misato snarled, leaping forward feet first. Her boots bounded off of a tapered face, eliciting a yelp from her opponent. "Almost got it!"
Her opponent leapt back, shaking his head furiously. The opponent being a kangaroo. With gnarled antlers the seemed more like the roots of an oak than the horns of a deer. Oh, and did she mention the four arms? That was kind of important.
"This is not best use of time!" protested Aleksander Kasparov. To the southwest, a vicious wall of sand was roaring northward, accompanied by the crackle of thunder and flashing lightning. Such sandstorms were a more common sight as one got further inland; what had once been greener lands and temperate biomes were now being consumed by dust and desolation.
"And what would you have us do?" dryly asked the Spy. Unlike a few of the others, Mr. Smith's title was one that he took to with relish. Ironic. "In case you haven't noticed," A brief click and a flash of sparks. He quietly lit a cigarette, eyes peering quietly at their 'hosts'. "We are still in the same situation we were in this morning."
Namely, their entire caravan being surrounded by over three hundred horned kanga-quads. The marsupials had been dangerous enough before Second Impact. Now they were downright monstrous. And they had seemed more than willing to trample the entirety of their group upon their awakening.
Fortunately, they had an expert diplomat. Or at least one that could speak marsupial. Kinda sorta. How Pen-Pen could communicate with the mutated kangaroos was beyond the entire group's ability to grasp.
Except Misato. She was learning to roll with it.
Which is why she was now in a one-on-one 'kickoff' with a particularly surly kanga-quad, fighting for the right of the caravan to move eastward unmolested. Why her?
"You call that a dive kick?! I've seen better dives from desperate blokes trying to beat the spread in a game of footy!"
Because Saxton Hale, that's why.
The kanga-quad balanced on his gray tail, huffing angrily at the young teenager. Misato flexed her fingers, trying to ignore the fact that the beast was two heads taller than her and probably outweighed her by over a hundred pounds. Thinking about defeat only ensured it.
That, and the double combo that was Post-Impact Australia and Hale-sensei had beaten the panic out of her.
The kanga-quad flexed his tail, thrusting forward with an impressive flying kick.
Misato dove, rolling under the marsupial mutant as he sailed over her. She quickly got to her feet, twisting her torso just right to bring her left leg up. The kanga-quad turned his head just in time for the edge of the girl's foot to smash against his face.
"Nice roundhouse!" cheered a rather young American, one of the newer members of the caravan. He whirled his bat excitedly, none too concerned about the possibility of whacking someone in the head. "Give im' another!"
The kanga-quad shook his head, glaring at Misato. It stood tall, apparently trying to intimidate her through size alone.
Damned if that didn't do the job though. Misato gulped, staring right back without wavering.
Then a glob of saliva slammed into her face.
The kanga-quad huffed, hooting a loud call to his brethren. As one, the troop of kanga-quads bounded off northward, leaving the caravan in peace. As the mutated marsupials bounded away, John Doe – who had taken all-too swimmingly to Hale's nickname of 'Soldier' – snapped, "A sloppy performance! You let the enemy get the last laugh!"
Misato slowly wiped the saliva off of her face. "Can we go now?"
Saxton Hale laughed. "You heard our fair champion! Let's move on!" He hopped atop the caravan's primary mode of transportation, Mortimer. Large enough to carry a few dozen people, and with several manufactured dwellings atop its bulk, he served as their mobile fortress.
Mortimer was also a giant millipede.
The sight of Saxton Hale taming the immense arthropod via piledriver was one that Misato would never forget. But that was another story.
If nothing else, her time in Australia had provided her with lots of stories.
Misato nestled into her vehicle of choice, a Mann Co. solar-powered motorbike. The particular slogan on the owner's manual was telling: 'Are you manly enough to take your power directly from the sun?!' Still, there was a particular device on it that simulated the sound of a combustion engine, solely to placate motor enthusiasts.
She had to admit, it was a very soothing sound.
And so it was that the caravan of solar-powered vehicles and one Mortimer thundered eastward towards Toowoomba, moving along Cecil Plains Road; once they cleared the impending woodlands – a place that the Sniper called 'Dunmore' – they would be able to see Toowoomba off in the distance. Hopefully there would be a greater sense of organization there, with at least some people with their heads screwed on straight.
Not like that group in Walgett, with their deviant acrobatics and perverted puppetry. "Makes me sick just thinking about it," muttered Misato.
"Wark."
"You said it." Misato glanced at her sidecar, wherein one penguin sat calmly. Even that image wasn't enough to move her anymore; it was just one little oddity in a sea of strangeness. "We've been through a lot, haven't we Pen-Pen?"
"Wark."
"You remember those burning hares that stormed the Sydney compound?"
"Wark."
"…was more thinking about how they nearly cooked us alive, not how much rabbit meat we had afterwards. We sure didn't lack for food, though!"
"Wa-wark."
"We can't always have fish."
Pen-Pen harrumphed.
"Don't sass me! I still remember what you did to distract those midget emus back in Dubbo, you have no room to act high and mighty!"
Pen-Pen stared.
"The Engineer has pictures."
"…wark."
Misato flushed. "D-don't change the subject! My love of beer has nothing to do with this discussion!"
"Wark."
"It's not my fault that Hale-sensei left his stash around after we celebrated freeing Marthaguy! Overthrowing that 'Joe' creep made everyone feel loose for a while!"
"Wark!"
"Oh whatever, you're not my dad."
And so it continued on in this vein.
Misato could never pinpoint exactly when she was able to start deciphering Pen-Pen's speech. It wasn't like she knew what each individual squawk, honk, or chirp meant…but she could understand him. His intent was apparent to her. And somehow, Pen-Pen understood everyone.
He was special that way.
The caravan rumbled through the forests of Dunmore, trying to stick to the road as much as possible; the sheer amount of spider webs that enveloped the canopy above was unnerving. Circular webs dominated the trees on one side of the road, with haphazard arrangements dominating the other. Above, they could hear occasional shrieking as various species of arachnids engaged in internecine warfare, while pouncing on any creature unlucky enough to cross through their domain (giant or otherwise).
Misato kept her bat handy in case she had to bash away any corpses that fell from the webs of war.
It ended up being seven corpses, by the way (at least those that threatened to fall on her; Hale-sensei's joyful howls indicated that he was happy keeping Mortimer's back clear of arachnids). The biggest was a black orb weaver with fangs as long as her head, even though the rest of its body in total was no bigger than Pen-Pen. Speaking of which. "Pen-Pen. Serious question."
"Wark?"
"Am I crazy?"
"…wark."
"It's just…last year, at this time? I was in school. Trying to make friends and failing. Trying to ignore how boring my life was." Trying not to think about the 'relationship' between her separated parents, if it could have even been called that. She still hadn't quite wrestled with the complicated reality that she would never see them again. "And now I'm driving a motorcycle through an apocalyptic wasteland, following a perpetually shirtless Australian guy, like it's no big deal." She swung her arm, her bat making a meaty smack against a falling arachnid. Make that eight corpses. "This should be a big deal. Yet after everything that's happened, I can't get worked up over it. Is that wrong?"
Pen-Pen stared. Then he sighed. "Wark, wark, wark."
"…you're right. I am being silly."
"Wark."
Misato giggled. "Of course you're right."
As they neared the edge of Dunmore's woods, Mortimer slowed to a stop, bringing the caravan to a halt. Misato slowly edged her bike to the front of the line, wondering what the hold-up was. Before she could ask, her eyes saw the answer.
Another group of vehicles – separate from their caravan – were in front of them, heading away from Toowoomba. A middle-aged man – late forties at least, judging by the gray in his beard and mustache – warily walked out of his OKA NT all-terrain vehicle. He was accompanied by another man clad in a white doctor's coat, gloved hands nervously fidgeting with his glasses.
Saxton Hale, naturally, approached alone. "You don't strike me as a coward, yet you're obviously retreating. Explain this unmanly contradiction!"
The bearded man sighed. "Well, if no one knew who you were before, they do now. President of Mann Co., I take it? Name's Joel. Where's your group headed?"
"Toowoomba."
"Not a good idea."
"Why?"
"Eh…" The doctor spoke up, looking a little out of his element. The particular accent was new to Misato's ears; she wouldn't learn that it was German until later. "Zet vould be because of ze encroaching vall of sentient coral."
"…not hearing a downside."
"Look," interrupted Joel, "don't know if you've been in the loop, so I'll get you up to speed. Shortly after Second Impact, the Great Barrier Reef invaded the coast. From what I've heard, every town from Cairns to Brisbane has been consumed. The Eastern Highlands have impeded some of its progress, but the roads made Toowoomba an easier target. And what the coral does to you…you don't want that for your people."
"…hearing a potential challenge. Still not a downside!"
"Boss, you might want to listen to the bloke," called out David Lowrie. He was staring through a pair of binoculars, and the grimace on his face said it all; despite Toowoomba being over ninety kilos away, his equipment was sufficient to at least get an overview of the city's skyline. "It's like the coral's having a naughty with the downtown area."
Saxton Hale snorted. "Pansies. Does the Reef have an easily exploitable weakness?"
Joel pointed at a heavily clothed individual atop a tractor trailer, their thick garb, goggles, and breathing mask obscuring their sex. The individual in question spouted off a gout of fire from their flamethrower. "Lots of fire."
Hale sighed. "Just our luck; not even a fun weakness!"
"Reefers can't exactly be punched to death."
"Well, that settles it then." Saxton Hale turned around, bellowing, "We are changing course! Next stop: Dalby!"
"Mind if our group tags along? You look like you been through crazier shit than we have, and extra manpower wouldn't hurt," offered Joel.
"Ha! Now you're speaking my language. You can never have enough manpower!"
And so the two groups – of which Hale's was the larger by far – warily intermingled, getting to know each other before the respective leaders could hash out any definitive arrangements. This was how Misato found herself in front of a black man with an eyepatch. "And what are ye lookin' at?!"
Misato blinked.
"So I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! Ye got a problem?!"
"…not really. Kinda got spat in the face today after dueling a kanga-quad, so I don't have the energy to argue." The penguin in her sidecar reached into a tiny mini-cooler, pulling out a bottle that Misato offered to the older man. "Beer?"
"…lassie. You and me? We're gonna get along jus' fine."
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Tavish did what now?!"
"He's having us make our own brews as a class project. Dual credit with Shinobu Heisen's chemistry class, too!" admitted Asuka, her mind otherwise focused on the nigh-impenetrable fog around her.
"…gah…I'm gonna have to give them a stern talking-to."
"Shouldn't we be focusing on the operation?"
"Asuka's still moving into position. Besides Ritsuko, most of my days are spent playing parent to a bunch of grown-ass adults who should know better. Let me play parent for people who actually merit it for once!"
"Lieutenant Colonel. The mission."
"Er…right sir. Sorry sir." The Supreme Commander had decisively put a stop to all jocularity. "Okay Asuka. Since the Angel's AT-Field is warping the downtown area, you're going to try and un-warp it. Gradually though."
"Roger that!" Asuka's fingers tightened around the handlebars, her eyes firm with resolve. "Okay Mama, let's do this." An act of will, and her soul made its presence known upon the world through Unit-02. The strange sensations of the Angel's AT-Field tickled at her rib cage; her bones felt as if they had fallen asleep, pins and needles dragging through her. "Bleh, this Angel is unpleasant."
a storm is on the horizon
"Misato, what are the MAGI saying?"
"Inconclusive, but our sensors are starting to get a better reading. Keep going."
"Roger." Ever so slowly, her AT-Field intertwined with the Angel's, seeking out the proverbial sweet spot where the presence of Unit-02 would overpower its grip on reality. The haze around her seemed to dissipate-
Alarms blared over her intercom. "What the-?"
danger!
"Asuka, WATCH OUT-!"
A bolt of lightning erupted from the fog, smashing into Unit-02.
KRAKOOM!
xxxx
/November 29, 2001/
/Mount Isa, Queensland, Australia/
KRAKOOM!
Misato Katsuragi twitched at the boom of thunder. "I hate this place."
Saxton Hale howled with laughter. "Afraid of a little light show, my little apprentice?!"
KRAKOOM!
"When it happens every ten seconds? Try 'annoyed'."
The boisterous Boss slapped Misato on the back, amused by her discontent. "If you quiver in the face of a mere storm, what kind of man does that make you?!" He sauntered off, spreading his merriment despite the storm.
Misato sighed, gazing outside the shuttering windows of the parking garage. Sand and dirt blew through the industrial cityscape beyond the Mann Co. Mining Complex, pummeling the town without mercy. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed, echoing through the cavernous expanse of the parking garage; the mines and their associated infrastructure had been a blessing for Hale's caravan to rest and regroup after a hard trek through the deserts that seemed to swallow more and more of the Australian Outback with each passing week.
Misato made her rounds through the different levels of the parking garage, a sack full of water bottles hoisted over her shoulder. Several of their more enterprising mates were still disassembling long-abandoned vehicles, scavenging for parts to bolster their own battle-worn transports. Not surprisingly, the Engineer was among them. With each family, loner, or miniature grouping she passed, out came one or two bottles of distilled water. Given the distillery unit within the mining complex – connected to an aquifer deep underground – it only made sense to make sure everyone had some fresh water.
It was a little hard to ignore the admiring stares she got as she moved on, despite the minimal amount of small talk. Honestly? She didn't get it. So I hang out around Hale-sensei all the time. It's not like I make any decisions. It was only sensible; for all his eccentricities, Hale had managed to hold this caravan together through strength and sheer force of personality alone.
Given the volatile personalities in their midst, that was saying something.
Misato finally made it to the bottom level of the parking garage; the entrances were shrouded by the massive form of Mortimer, who was wrapped protectively around the building. A gaggle of the caravan's younger children were gathered around the arthropod's colossal head, handing him sticks and shrubbery to munch. Pen-Pen diligently stood watch. "You kids doing all right?"
"Yes ma'am!" exclaimed the kids.
"Pen-Pen?"
"Wark."
"Hey, I don't need that kind of tone." She glanced at Mortimer, placing a hand on his jaw…lip…thing. "How about you, big guy?"
Mortimer's mouth parts clacked together in what could be construed as an appreciative chirp. His giant antennae brushed around her affectionately, prompting her to giggle. "Okay okay, I get it Morty-kun." The giant millipede was a big softy, surprisingly enough. Like a puppy that was way too eager to please. She looked at one of the older kids, a girl with dirty blonde hair and a heart-shaped face. "Sarah-chan, have you seen your dad anywhere?"
"He's over at the guard station, Miss Misato."
Misato made a face at her. "Come on, I'm only like two years older than you!"
"More like three. Isn't it your fifteenth birthday in nine days?"
Misato snorted. "You're totally not being cute right now."
KRAKOOM!
"...I'll be going."
"Take care, Miss Misato!"
The purple-haired teen made her way to the guard station right by the entryway, where Joel had situated himself. Magazines that had once occupied gatekeepers on a slow day were now being devoured by a man desperate for new reading material. "Kind of funny; you never realize how much you miss the news until the presses come to a halt."
"I guess." Thank goodness her English skills had improved over the past several months, by necessity if nothing else. Misato glanced over the variety of periodicals, mostly related to sports, guns, and news. One cover in particular caught her eye. "No way." She grabbed the business magazine, marveling at the sight of a well-built man, dressed to the nines in a sharp, dark business suit; it was the most clothing she had ever seen on Saxton Hale. "Hard to believe there was a time that Hale-sensei wore a shirt, much less a suit."
"Even the CEO of Mann Co. had to play the part," said Joel, his eyes focused on a months-old rugby article. "Sometimes, I get the impression he prefers our new 'way of life'."
Misato opened her mouth to protest. Then shut it after a few moments of thought. Saxton Hale, businessman? "…you have a point there."
"You think he's wrong?"
"Hmm…sort of."
"But not completely."
"Well…" The chaos wrought by Second Impact was undeniable. The death toll and havoc were catastrophic. They had all experienced too much horror to even think of saying that this world was better. "But…" And yet there was always a silver lining. "Everyone in this group…crazy as we are, I like them." Her hands brushed across her arms, toned with lean muscle; her body had been forged into something new by the crucible that was Post-Impact Australia. "And I like who I am now. Does that make me a bad person?"
Joel shrugged. "That's the thing about being human: if we've got something to fight for, surviving ain't that hard. Far as I can tell, you've got a good head on your shoulders. And I'm not the only one who thinks so."
"…thanks, Joel-san."
A petite, scarred hand knocked on the post by the guard station. Misato and Joel to see a middle-aged woman with rather messy brown hair, held in place with a blue bandanna. "Hey kiddo." She ruffled Misato's hair before turning her brown eyes towards Joel. "Texas."
"Found somethin' Tess?"
"A minivan that hasn't been pulled apart by our pack of scavengers yet."
"Huh. Well, it definitely sounds more romantic than our last outing."
"In what world is a junkyard romantic?"
"I try to keep it simple."
Tess smirked. "See you soon."
As the woman walked away, Joel had an odd little smile on his face…until he turned and saw Misato's mischievous grin. "You are too young to know what she's talking about."
"Uh huh. Now try telling me that again. And be convincing." For her snark, Misato got whacked on the forehead with a rolled-up tabloid.
"Smart aleck kid." Joel couldn't quite keep the smile off of his face as he left the guard station.
Misato giggled, abandoning the guard station herself to find more familiar territory.
KRAKOOM!
Now if only the weather would behave!
"-ah cannae help it, ye dobber!"
Speaking of behaving (or the lack thereof), Misato found a very familiar group of men, gathered around an open barrel. A small fire had been started within it, situated under an open ventilation grate so that the smoke would dissipate; speared on skewers were bats procured from the mines, flesh roasting and smoking. Tavish DeGroot – nicknamed the Demoman – was bantering with Hale-sensei, surrounded by Mr. Smith the Spy, Aleksander the Heavy, David Lowrie the Sniper, John Doe the Soldier, and Tommy Patrick the Scout (some still insisted that he should've been titled the 'roadrunner'). Tending the fire was an individual who had originally been part of Joel's group, nicknamed the Pyro.
To this day, Misato still hadn't figured out if Pyro was a man or a woman. Their given name – Sam Hayden – wasn't helpful either. Pyro seemed to get a kick out of keeping people guessing.
"Do ye realize how much of a walkin', talkin' stereotype ah am? My maw and da moved us from Scotland…and we went ta New Zealand…ta be SHEEP FARMERS! Ah'm a living punchline!"
Saxton Hale was nonplussed. "And are you content?"
Tavish stared. And then his lip trembled. "Aye…ah like bein' me. Even if it seems huddy, ah really do!"
"Then why apologize? If you like being a stereotype, embrace it! Look at me!" Hale promptly backhanded the Spy, causing the Frenchman to yelp. "I just hit that man because I felt like it! And a manly man makes no apologies when his fists go flying!"
"Uh…why?" asked the Scout.
"Because a man's word his bond, and a man's man speaks with his fists!" bellowed Hale. "My preposterous testosterone makes people uncomfortable, but I accept it! So accept your Scottishness! Accept your blackness! Accept your cyclops-ness! But above all else, accept your manliness!"
"…ye give the daftiest speeches." The Demoman grinned. "But mehbe ah'm just enough of a bampot to work with it."
"…say, did your family ever have any race horses?" asked the Sniper.
"Aye."
"Know why they were so fast?"
The Demoman frowned. "…why?"
"Cause they saw what you did with your sheep."
Everyone stared at the Sniper. The Demoman glared…until a smirk crossed his lips. "At least ah dun need a sniper scope to see me own knob!" Everyone then stared at the Demoman. The Sniper scowled…and then the two burst into laughter, as did the rest of the group.
Except for Misato. "What the heck is a knob?"
"It's Scottish slang for penis," rasped a deadpan Pyro.
"Oh." Misato blinked. "Oh. UGH!" Her face curdled with disgust. "Geez you guys, I'm a young lady! You should at least try to be…decent…PFFFFT!" Her cheeks bulged with restrained laughter. "Okay, sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face…you guys, being decent?"
Everyone stared at Misato. Then they all laughed some more, enjoying a joke at their own expense.
In times of danger and peril, humor was still humor.
The Scout wiped a tear from his eyes. "Man oh man, I woulda missed out on all of this." He gazed at the Heavy, a question coming to mind. "I got stuck here cause I was on vacation. But what brought a big guy like you to the Land Down Under?"
Aleksander chuckled. "I was associate lecturer at University of Melbourne. My focus was in Russian language, literature, and history!" Quite a few of the relative newcomers looked dumbfounded. It was not the first time he had gotten that reaction. "I know, I know: I don't give off that impression, no?"
"That's putting it mildly," said the Soldier.
"I love my country," said the Heavy with a wistful tone. The flickering flames were just enough to reveal the nostalgia in his eyes. "Empire, Republic; Communism, Capitalism; the people still remain. And I wanted to share that love with people outside of Mother Russia!" His smile faded. "Did not even make it six months before Impact happened."
"…at least you have a home." Everyone turned towards the Soldier, his eyes hidden by his old-fashioned infantry helmet. "I feel like being a soldier is what I'm meant to be. But every single day, my past changes. Was I active duty? Was I honorably discharged? Was I a traitor? Was I in a nuthouse? Was I an overzealous history professor? Was I a policeman? And on and on." He crossed his arms, roughly leaning back against a truck tire. "I don't really care about keeping track of it all. But I do wonder sometimes."
Everyone stared. "Shit, man," murmured the Sniper.
Misato sat down beside the Solder, giving him a reassuring pat. "I don't know who you used to be, but I know who you are now: the guy who fired a rocket at the ground he stood on just so he could launch himself into a wannabe warlord." Among other things. But that had been one of Misato's most cherished memories of John Doe in battle. "That's the kind of guy I want on our side!"
"Compliments won't make me cry," muttered the Soldier, conspicuously tilting his helmet further over his eyes.
Misato smiled. "Well, let's keep the ball rolling!" She glanced over at the Pyro, form shrouded in thick clothes and bandages. "Sam Hayden…if that is your true name-"
"It's not."
"…um, right." Misato blinked. "So…what's your deal?"
"…well, since it seems to be story time…" The quiet, almost androgynous voice of the Pyro commanded everyone's attention. "I was a forensic scientist. Brisbane. Burn victims were my specialty." Sam held up their gloved hand. "Had a rather unfortunate accident. Now I'm unpleasant to look at, to put it mildly." They slowly shifted aside part of their facemask, revealing a patch of skin on the cheek rife with white and yellow color. "Immune system already compromised from birth. Makes healing nigh-impossible. Mostly second-degree burns. Some third-degree, but not entirely. Wasn't lucky enough."
"…how the bloody 'ell is that lucky?" asked the Demoman.
"Third-degree burns are painless. Second-degree burns aren't."
"…how do you stand moving?" asked Misato.
"With difficulty." The Pyro shrugged. "I've gotten used to it."
"…that is the most metal thing I've ever heard," muttered the Scout, awestruck.
"It'd be a lot less tolerable if our dear Medic hadn't decided to experiment with kanga-quad blood." One couldn't deny Ludwigg Riemann was a little off, but damn if he wasn't good at what he did. "It's good stuff." The Pyro turned their goggled gaze towards Mr. Smith. "And what of you, oh-so-mysterious Spy?"
"Hmph." The Spy quietly flittered with his butterfly knife, as was his habit. With a decisive motion, the blade flipped back into its protective casing. "I was here to assassinate our dear Boss." Everyone, save for Hale, was suddenly quiet. "There was a reason his title for me was 'Spy'."
"…uh…"
"And no, I am not going to try and finish the job. The one who wanted him dead just-so-happened to perish in Melbourne, so I have no motive. Corporate competition can get a little heated."
The Boss bellowed with good cheer. "My one regret was that your former employer didn't have the stones to challenge me head-on! I would have preferred it that way!" To punctuate his sentence, he grabbed a skewer and promptly tore the head off of a bat with his teeth, jaw audibly grinding the winged mammal's skull and its gooey contents within.
A giggle crept past Misato's lips. "You guys…" What a motley crew they were. "You're all crazy." Would they have survived for so long otherwise? "But that doesn't matter." They had been willing to divulge their own stories. They'd taught her so much. "If I hadn't met Pen-Pen…if I hadn't run into Hale-sensei…if I hadn't met any of you…who knows where I'd be?" The thought of not knowing these people rankled. "Thank you. All of you."
"…why so serious, little one?" asked Aleksander.
"You've trusted this team enough to tell us about yourselves. I think it's time I finally return the favor." They all knew that she was from Japan; her accent and features made that an inescapable conclusion. What they didn't know was how she had gotten to Australia. "I was in Antarctica. Before Second Impact. Before everything went to hell."
And so she told them. Of her father's expedition. Of the ancient alien base. Of the four wings of light, a harbinger of the world's end.
Not a single one doubted her. They had seen too much to do so.
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Shelter 3B, Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Now why do you doubt me, Mari-chan?"
In a shelter filled with Section 2 agents – one Haruka Aida among them – and worried civilians, an intense debate was going on in one particular corner.
Mari Langley-Sohryu gave Ai Suzuhara a stink-eye. "What are you, stupid? Repeat what you just said to me."
"My brother can beat your sister in an arm-wrestling match."
"Uh uh. Nope. Nein! Ska is way more acrobatic and athletic than Toji."
"So? Arm-wrestling is about strength. Toji is stronger than Sohryu-san. Done deal!"
"That second sentence is totally wrong. How is Toji stronger than my sister?"
"Cause Toji's a boy!"
Mari stared. "Rei Ayanami."
"You can't use Ayanami-san! She's like, one of those 'nephil' thingies we learned about in class. That's cheating!"
Nozomi Horaki intruded upon their little 'debate', hands gripping a tray filled with rice cookies. "Aida-san says we can have all of these if we'll 'shut our little midget mouths, cause otherwise I'll break something that's actually worth money.' Her words. Also Ai-chan, that's 'nephilim'."
Mari and Ai looked at the tray, saw the presence of chocolate chips, and came to unanimous decision. "We'll settle this later Mari-chan."
"Agreed!"
As the trio set about devouring the confectionary treats, Nozomi looked around the room, gauging the mood. Tense, quiet, and uncertain seemed to fit. "I wonder how the battle's going outside?"
"If the last Angel was any indication, my sister's probably kicking its butt." Mari bit through a particularly sweet chocolate chip, eliciting a happy little sound. "When Ska's in Unit-02, she's unstoppable!"
"Didn't your sister get stopped the first time they fought the Seventh Angel?"
Mari glared at Ai. "That was one time. It won't ever happen again!"
xxxx
/Operations Deck, NERV-1, Tokyo-3/
"Unit-02 is out of commission ma'am. That bolt of lightning completely shorted out parts of the Eva's armor, and has locked down as a fail-safe measure."
Misato Katsuragi reacted to Miyata Ibuki's words in a fairly succinct manner that summarized her general feeling on the matter. "...crap-baskets." Okay, so the Angel's incapacitated our best Pilot. What are we going to do now? "Shinji-kun. Get Unit-02 to the nearest duct. We're going to need a new strategy."
"Yes ma'am!"
The Lieutenant Colonel scowled at the sight of Unit-01 trying to haul Unit-02 away from where it had fallen; were it not for the constant static and intermittent cuts in the footage, the charred hole in the red Eva's left shoulder would look far more gruesome. "So. We have a reality-warping Angel that's interfering with our electrical systems on the surface, and our attempt to end the warping triggered an automatic defense of some sorts. Am I in the ballpark?"
The hologram of a baseball being batted out of a stadium projected from Ritsuko's monocle. "You're in the ballpark."
"Great." So. The Angel's in there somewhere. That was clear enough; that lightning bolt had a definite source. The question: how do we get to it? "Hyuga."
"Ma'am?"
"Our ballistics. Can the MAGI track their trajectory, even if we lost contact during the flight path?"
The bespectacled Lieutenant frowned. "Hmm…for anything that doesn't have an onboard guidance system, unlikely. Or any kind of internal transponder, for that matter. Especially with all of the interference."
"So basically, the missiles in our defensive batteries…and the grenades on the Defender Gundams' rifles. Not to mention the Defender Gundams themselves."
Shiori Aoba arched an eyebrow at Misato. "You got a plan?"
"Just an idea, for now. Pen-Pen!"
"Wark?"
"Arrange all Gundams around the main storm cloud."
"Wark."
The purple-haired Operations Director didn't waste any time. "Aoba, I want the missiles in Groups C and E to fire at the cloud. Hyuga, disable the detonation charges. And I want at least two missiles to follow the same flight pattern!" The two Lieutenants looked oddly at each other, but proceeded to do precisely as their superior commanded.
One minute later, the Defender Gundams were arranged in an orderly lattice about the main storm cloud, their movements slightly janky due to the Angel's electromagnetic interference. Throughout the city, several missile batteries were aimed directly at the cloud.
Hyuga double-checked all of the figures. "Everything is ready, ma'am."
"Okay. Fire."
The batteries rotated, firing around twenty missiles in a staggered fashion. The dud projectiles soared into the cloud, their presence disappearing from all sensors. In a matter of seconds, they reappeared, flying in haphazard directions away from the storm cloud. A few projectiles slammed into nearby skyscrapers, while a good multitude sailed into the sky, harmless.
To a good deal of the Bridge staff, it was only further confirmation of the Angel's ability to warp space. What was Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi up to?
Misato glanced at Maya. "Did the MAGI track them all?"
"Yes ma'am."
"The two missiles that followed the same flight path. Where did they emerge?"
Maya quickly queried for an analysis. MELCHIOR provided an annotated video clip; despite the fuzzy picture, one could clearly see two missiles emerge from the same spot over Lake Ashi. "From the same spot."
Misato Katsuragi smirked. "So…it's not constantly changing everything. The warping is fixed. Perfect! I've got a plan."
xxxx
/December 31, 2001/
/Barkly Tableland, Southwest of Mount Isa, Queensland, Australia/
Misato Katsuragi gulped, staring down the dingo-sized fire ant, its pincers dripping with blood. Well, this is just perfect. Lost my handgun. Bat's too far away. No plan. And I'm alone. How am I going to get out of this?
How had she gotten into this mess?
It had been a standard day; she was slated for scouting duty of the Barkley Tableland, which now featured a multitude of ravines Post-Impact. The hilly savanna had already been sparsely populated prior to Impact, but it was important to map the area out. Misato's partner for the mission had been a guy named James; somewhat prissy, but an absolute wizard with chains. All in all, nothing had been sighted from afar, so it was considered a rather simple duty.
Well…they had been driving an uncovered jeep off-road. Not normally a problem, that's what jeeps were for. Not until a sudden sinkhole had caught the front wheel, sending the duo flying.
Misato had fared…decently. Her ribs felt bruised, and her handgun had apparently gone missing.
James…not so much. Misato had come to just in time to see a gigantic fire ant swinging James around, its mandibles lodged firmly on his neck. It had then curled up to deliver a vicious sting with its abdomen, right into James' belly.
Her impulse had been to pull her metal bat out of her backpack and start swinging.
The fire ant had caught the bat between its pincers and ripped it from her hands, tossing it far away.
Hence her current predicament.
Misato grimaced, shooting a glance behind James' corpse at the jeep; she had to get out of here.
The giant fire ant's mandibles clacked together right as it lunged at her. With a dexterous leap, she vaulted over the ant, landing beside James and grabbing his fallen chains. With a quick whip of her arms, she wrapped the chains around her fists and forearms, forming improvised gauntlets-slash-knuckledusters. She turned right as the fire ant jumped at her.
Pow!
Right in the kisser. The punch sent the gigantic insect sprawling but not for long. It immediately got to its feet, clicking angrily at her. She kept backing slowly towards the jeep, unwilling to take her eye off of the fire ant for a second.
With a sudden zigzagging motion, the ant was upon her, leaping into the air. She barely caught its mandibles between her chained hands before its momentum slammed her into the ground. Fighting off her increasing panic, Misato pressed her foot against the thorax, pressing up by just enough to save her life.
How?
When the ant's abdomen curled in to strike, the stinger only pierced her shirt instead of her sternum as well.
The venom still came, dripping onto her skin. Searing pain became Misato's entire world.
A hellish scream emerged from her throat, and adrenaline took over. Everything blurred and became nonsensical. At her next moment of cognizance, the fire ant was no longer a threat: its two mandibles had been torn off and pierced through its head, while the trunk between its thorax and abdomen was snapped in twain.
Okay. Good. It was dead.
Misato hissed, the alkaline venom burning on the skin between her breasts. She staggered over to the jeep, engaging the four-wheel drive and reversing out of the sinkhole. Gotta get back…gotta get home. She breathed heavily, staring back at the corpses of the fire ant and James. I should…take him back…
Then more fire ants emerged, crawling over the lip of a nearby ravine: most of them the size of dingos, with not a few as large as a convertible.
"…sorry James." She shifted into first gear and took off, trying to ignore the increasing pain on her sternum. Don't fall unconscious, don't fall unconscious, don't fall unconscious…!
Fun fact about regular fire ants: they could travel at about two inches per second on average. Scaled up to the size of a dingo, that translated to over forty miles an hour. It didn't matter that no insect ever attained such a size due to natural physical limitations: Second Impact had removed the 'un' from unnatural.
So it was that the fire ants caught up before Misato could get into a higher gear, their mandibles slashing at the jeep's tires. They blew, drastically reducing Misato's speed and likelihood of survival.
"…I'm gonna die." An ant clambered onto the driver door, poking its head through the open window. Her punch sent it tumbling. "I'm gonna die." There was no way around it. There was no way she could get back in time. Not even enough time to reflect either. "…this sucks."
Fortunately, today was not her day.
Over the upcoming bluff rumbled Mortimer, reins held by none other than Saxton Hale. The massive arthropod circled around the jeep, its massive legs crushing dozens of ants. The Boss let down a rope, his stance confident and grip sure. "Hurry up, sheila!"
Misato didn't have to be told twice. She crawled out of her seat, scrambling onto the hood of the jeep and jumping for the rope. She clambered up Mortimer's exoskeleton, falling on her knees besides Hale-sensei. "…how…?"
"Lowrie saw your jeep get in a bingle and radioed in. I was closest by, and boom, here I come to save the day!"
"…hurts…"
"Suck it up or I'll give you something else to focus on! You know what they say: pain is weakness leaving the body!"
"That's…stupid…"
"I thought I was the only one who thought that. After all, I've never been weak, so I'm a living counterexample!" boasted the haughty Aussie.
Mortimer rumbled underneath their feet. The master-apprentice duo looked around, noticing that the titanic millipede's legs were now covered with giant fire ants. "Bah, knew it wouldn't end so quickly. Those buggers are almost as tenacious as me!" He wrapped an arm around Misato's torso and leapt off of Mortimer's head, mere seconds before the millipede impulsively curled in on itself to defend its softer body parts. Alas, it was futile; there were simply too many ants.
The duo landed in a roll, kicking up dust and grass from the collision. Misato grimaced, gripping at the wound on her chest; even so, she couldn't help but look back as their trusty steed and comrade vanished underneath an increasing swarm of fire ants. "Morty-kun…"
"Heh. We're living on the edge, now. Literally!"
Misato looked over her shoulder; Saxton Hale was looking into the ravine that they had landed near. It stretched for at least four hundred meters one either side, and was about twenty meters wide: too long to move around, and too far to jump. Already, drones that had not turned their focus to devouring Mortimer were pursuing them diligently. "…what are we going to do?"
Saxton Hale smirked. "Heh. Life is a funny, yet cruel mistress; I spent so many years turning Mann Co. into Australia's greatest business." He cracked the knuckles on his right hand. "And I've tasted the finest brews in all of the Outback!" Left hand. "And yet…for all of it, nothing ever compared to the sheer joy of fighting. It was all I ever wanted to think about. Even with all that's happened since Impact."
Misato stared; what was he talking about? "S…Sensei?"
"But as soon I saw you with that penguin, facing down a pack of dingoes…I knew you had a destiny. A real ripper, too. Couldn't explain it if you asked for a reason, but it's what my gut says. And a man's gut is the way to a man's heart, after all!"
This speech was starting to rhyme a little too much for her liking. The parallels with her father's last words were uncanny, and foreboding. "Sensei, stop it."
"You also have good sense about you. You've done your best to look after everyone in our little rat pack. And, as unmanly as it is, you have the sense to know which risks are worth taking." Hale's grin was a little too wide, just a touch too teethy. "Me? I can't stop thinking about waling into those ants. My blood's pumping hard just thinking about it!"
"Sensei-!" Misato's retort was cutoff as an unfamiliar weight settled on her head. She looked up and froze; it was Saxton Hale's hat. "What are you doing." It wasn't a question, for Misato was not confused; it was a statement, for her dread was all too certain.
"There's a reason I took you under my wing." He glanced beyond the edge of the ravine; far in the distance, he could spot a few vehicles from their caravan approaching. He turned back towards his apprentice, staring her dead in the eyes. "After all…there can be only one Boss."
Before Misato knew what was going on, she was sailing over the ravine. She yelped upon landing, rolling haphazardly in the grass. Staggering to her feet, Misato's eyes were wide with fright, her limbs numb with terror; Saxton Hale stared resolutely at her from the other side. "Sensei!"
"You take care of those losers for me! Show that lot what it means to be a real man!" With those last words said, he turned back towards the encroaching horde, mandibles clicking ravenously. "Okay you sorry sack of bugs…HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!" He barreled into the onslaught, fists flying with abandon.
Tears pricked at the corners of Misato's eyes. She dared not look away, out of the sheer foolhardy hope that he would find a way out. He always had before. Always! Yet…and yet…as his body vanished from sight, seemingly overwhelmed by the growing army of giant ants, her fear gave way to sorrow. "SENSEI!!!!!!"
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Yes sensei, this is an excellent plan boss-lady, I will do everything you ask, Katsuragi-sama."
"Quit being a smart aleck, Mana-kun."
"Apologies Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi. My sister is merely excited."
Mana Kirishima grinned within the cockpit of the Shining Gundam. "I'm only being somewhat sarcastic." The thought of using their beam sabers against the Angel was exciting; it was a legitimate chance to test out their new weapons (and if Gendo Ikari's little monologue about her being replaceable hovered in the back of her mind…well, that was just another motivating factor). Perhaps they would be sufficient to pierce the Angel's AT-Field?
"Just stick together on your flight path. If you end up outside of the cloud without contact, pick another one. Let us know immediately if you find anything."
"Wark."
"Roger," said Mayumi Yamagishi.
"Roger!" Mana looked around; her sister's Rising Gundam was right behind her, with over two dozen Defender Gundams arranged in a staggered pattern around the main cloud. Further afield were Unit-00 and Unit-01.
"Move out!"
At Katsuragi's command, the Gundams all delved with abandon into the proverbial belly of the beast.
xxxx
/February 14, 2002/
/Camooweal, Queensland, Australia/
Mount Isa had had to be abandoned.
The fire ants had gotten closer and closer, until the threat of the massive colony was too dire to ignore any longer. Thus, their home for over two months had been left behind.
It had been a hard decision to leave such a stable, well-defended town with relatively easy access to resources that could be used for bartering and tool casting. Not a few of their people had elected to remain behind.
Most had followed Misato's lead.
It was almost a cruel joke. Just because she wore 'The Hat', that made her worthy of leadership?
Over a hundred miles northwest of Mount Isa, along the Barkly Highway, they had finally stopped in the small town of Camooweal. The lack of people and prevalence of bleached skeletons had been easily explained by the acid-spitting eaglehawks that congregated there. A few days of work by the Sniper had taken care of that threat, so the town was essentially theirs. Everyone had quickly and methodically searched the buildings within the city limits, gathering food, ammo, weapons, and other supplies of value. Of particular value had been the tiltrotor aircraft found in the hangar by the town's lone airstrip.
It had been a particular punch to Misato's gut to see Mann Co. emblazoned on the side. Apparently, judging by the available logs in the hangar, Saxton Hale had donated it to the Royal Doctor Flying Service.
Dell Conagher and a few other more 'enterprising' types had taken to it with gusto to see if they could get it flying. If not, it would make for great scrap.
Still, it was perhaps no surprise that Misato had elected to claim the hangar as her particular residence. From the small radio tower, she would be able to get a good view of the town and surrounding area; tactically, it was a good decision.
In reality, she might have been called a bit masochistic, willingly reminding herself of her greatest failure.
Drinking from a bottle of Hale's Most Pugnacious Porter probably didn't help.
"Wark."
Misato glanced over at Pen-Pen, who was staring pointedly at her. "We can't exactly talk about drinking laws when the government doesn't exist. Besides, it's not like people even younger than me never drank beer. DeGroot-san would be quick to tell you that." The Scotsman knew the history of beer quite well.
"Wark."
"It's only one."
"Wark."
Misato shot an annoyed glare at the penguin. "So? Do you actually have a problem, or are you just here to argue?"
Pen-Pen stared. With a small huff, the penguin waddled out of the hangar. If she didn't know any better, the little guy was indignant. Maybe he had a right to be.
Misato sighed, leaning back against the small table. Old maps and aviation charts had been swept aside to hold her weapons and Hale-sensei's Hat. Her eyes trailed slowly over old photos and medical documents; who had used this place prior to Impact? Had they lived their lives carefree? Had the possibility of death been far from their minds?
She traced the region between her breasts, wincing at the soreness; the Medic had done his best, but there would always be a scar to remind her of the deaths of James, Mortimer, and Hale-sensei above all.
Death was such an ugly thing.
So why couldn't she stop thinking about it?
"It is not good to drink alone."
The accented voice was familiar. "Aleksander-san."
The Heavy slowly walked into the hangar, his eyes showing a great deal of concern. "You have not been yourself."
Misato snorted. "Oh? And who says I'm not me? The man I called 'sensei' died! Who the hell says that I can't change from something like that!?"
"People can still be themselves, even if they change."
"Oh, trying to get philosophical on me?"
Aleksander did not let Misato's sharp tongue get to him. "Is it working?"
The fifteen-year old snorted, looking away from him and taking another long sip of her porter. The Heavy calmly grabbed a stool and sat beside her, his body looking comically large relative to the tiny chair. After a brief bit of silence, Misato said, "I don't get it. Why me?"
"Why you?"
"How the hell can anyone look at me as leader material? Sensei was Saxton Hale! His strength was ludicrous! He might not have been the most diplomatic type, but he was a damn better leader than I'll ever be! I'm just a teenage girl with a dead mother and daddy issues! Why should anyone ever call me the Boss?!"
"…do you think I am strong?"
Misato, breathing heavily from her brief tirade, pointed at his massive torso.
The Heavy chuckled. "Of course. But would that make me as accurate with rifle as Sniper? Or as fast as Scout? Or as good with explosives as Demoman? Or as good with surgery as our Medic?"
"…"
"People have different strengths. Size of muscles is not everything! On physical side, you are limber, agile, and good with handgun. But inside, you have strong heart and strong spirit. Those are strengths too."
"…then why are you saying I'm not myself?"
"You have not mourned. You are passionate young woman. So mourn."
"…Hale-sensei wouldn't have mourned."
"Old Boss had different strength. You are Misato Katsuragi. You are new Boss. Do not be like old Boss; be you."
Misato looked into his face. For how imposing Aleksander Kasparov could look on the outset, he was a surprisingly gentle sort outside of combat. All of that tenderness was on display. So it was ultimately a foregone conclusion: her face curdled as she buried it into the Heavy's torso, sobbing deeply and quietly for not just the death of her sensei, but also for the loss of her hometown and mother, and the sacrifice of her father, along with every complicated feeling that was tangled up in those realities.
Five minutes passed before she stopped. She stepped away, wiping the snot away with her arm. "Sorry about your shirt."
"Shirt has old bloodstains already!"
Misato giggled, feeling a bit of good humor for the first time in weeks. "…Aleksander-san. Thank you."
"It was nothing!" said the Heavy with a hearty laugh. "Even though you are young, there are many who look up to you! So rely on us like we rely on you." He got to his feet, walking towards the hangar's entry. "They are almost finished making supper. Come when ready!" And then he was gone.
Misato watched him go with a sad smile. "…people look up to me, huh?" Wasn't that a kick in the pants. Well, if it was true, then her opinion was irrelevant, wasn't it? She would just have to – as her old sensei would often say – 'man up'. She grabbed the bottle of porter and downed the rest in one gulp. The burn was enough for her to impulsively whoop. Whether it was out of satisfaction or catharsis was unknown. "Well, no time like the present!" She grabbed Hale's hat and placed it on her head, walking out of the hangar and into the waning light of the evening sun.
Pen-Pen hadn't left. He was standing right outside the hangar entrance. "Wark."
"Yeah, I needed that."
"…wark."
"Don't worry. And Pen-Pen…sorry for being such a jerk."
"Wark."
The era of the new Boss had begun.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world, the Valentine Treaty was signed, signifying a formal end to the Impact Wars and the ascension of the United Nations as a true enforcer of global order.
Time passed, and the world at large slowly began to pull itself together.
Australia, although isolated, was no exception to this.
It took over another year of traversing the Northern Territory and Western Australia before Misato and the caravan chanced upon a genuine, sustainable settlement. To be even more precise, a settlement that wasn't occupied solely by psychopaths or wannabe warlords: it was the town of Katherine within the Northern Territory and the nearby military base in Tindal, administered by the Royal Australian Air Force.
Following the flooding of Darwin during Second Impact, the survivors had consolidated their resources further inland, near the protection offered by the RAAF in Tindal. The vast majority of Australia's military leadership – concentrated in Victoria, New South Wales, and Queensland, and thus susceptible to the deadliest of Impact's tsunamis – had perished, and communications had become extraordinarily unreliable; hence, the officers stationed at Tindal had focused solely on maintaining order and a functioning society in conjunction with Katherine's civilian government.
As a result, life in Katherine was the closest throwback to Pre-Impact society that Misato and her subordinates had experienced since…well, Second Impact.
It was a godsend for the caravan.
Everyone quickly ingratiated themselves with the townsfolk. Misato and her Team quickly found themselves working alongside the military in familiar roles related to security.
Time continued to pass. More knowledge of the outside world began to trickle in. First and foremost, knowledge of Second Impact's cause: ADAM, the First Angel (even though Misato's Team had believed her about what had happened in Antarctica, it was still nice to have further validation). Second, but almost as important, the belief that more Angels would emerge one day to wreak havoc upon humanity.
And this led to the great dilemma: now that everyday life was no longer geared solely to survival, Misato had time to think about what had happened in Antarctica, and what she was going to do about it. If her father had been involved with these 'Angels'…she needed to find out more. She needed answers.
She needed closure.
2003 gave way to 2004. Word eventually came through that Japan was back under control of its government. Misato dropped her father's name – if Shiro Katsuragi had headed a UN expedition, surely he had some clout – in the hopes that the RAAF might be able to pull some strings.
2004 gave way to 2005. Against all odds, a message came to her from a town called Hakone, courtesy of an individual by the name of Kozou Fuyutsuki. He promised more information if Misato met him and his superior – one 'Gendo Ikari' – in person. Travel arrangements would be taken care of.
It was a no-brainer.
So this was how, on one cold June morning, Misato found herself standing on the runway of RAAF Base Tindal, staring incredulously at the Bombardier Aerospace Global 5000 business jet. "This seems a bit much for just me and Pen-Pen."
"It is all about sending a message." Misato turned towards the Spy, his eyes narrowed with suspicion. "Your particular benefactor has some impressive resources to send a jet of this size."
"Probably compensatin' for somethin'," cracked the Scout.
Misato smiled. Her Team had chosen to see her off, and she was unbelievably grateful for it. "You guys aren't gonna burn the place down while I'm gone, right?"
"No promises," rasped the Pyro.
"If zey do, it vill mean more prectice for me!" exclaimed the Medic.
The Soldier stomped on the Medic's foot, prompting the German to yelp with pain. "Don't joke about disobeying the orders of your superior officer! I'll see to it that you man the walls for night duty!"
"Aye, it'll be weird gettin' jaked without me favorite hen!" The Demoman promptly downed a large gulp of scrumpy. "I'll hafta drink twice as much in your absence!"
The Sniper sighed. "You're perpetually pissed already. Your liver doesn't need more abuse." Ignoring the Scotsman's rude gestures, David Lowrie looked back towards Misato. "We'll hold the fort down, Boss. Any idea how long this little trip will take?"
Misato shrugged. "Haven't the foggiest."
"Well, I reckon we'll find plenty of things to occupy ourselves in the time being," said the Engineer. "Gotta say, a lot of people are gonna miss you. Joel's little girl, especially."
The Heavy…well, he promptly burst into tears and wrapped Misato up in a massive bear hug. "Our Boss has grown so big! It feels like saying goodbye!"
The purple-haired eighteen-year old couldn't help but laugh at the big man's almost-parental concern. "Hey now big guy, let me down." After the Heavy set her down, she smoothened out the folds in her black shirt, long blue skirt, and denim vest; it was somewhat more professional attire than she was accustomed to, but it was important to make a good impression on whoever this 'Fuyutsuki' and 'Ikari' were. "I've technically made it to adulthood, right?"
"Australian adulthood," corrected the Sniper.
"Right. And how much craziness have I been through with you guys? Oodles and oodles! And it's made me the woman I am today. So if you think I'm going to just leave you behind, you're absolutely nuts. I don't know how long it'll take…but I will return one day."
The Spy took a brief drag of his cigarette. "Do what you must."
Misato nodded. A thoughtful expression crossed her face, and then she decided to take her appreciation one step further: she bowed at the waist, holding Hale's hat in one hand. "Thank you. All of you." She rose back up, glancing down at her first and most faithful companion. "Ready Pen-Pen?"
"Wark."
"Yeah, I'm not ready either." She bent down, grabbing the penguin and balancing him on her hip. "But we're going anyway!"
Her Team watched as the small jet took off, disappearing from sight and whisking away their Boss to an unknown future.
After almost five years, Misato Katsuragi was returning to Japan.
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/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Still no sight, Boss-lady. Taking another route."
"Understood. Keep your eyes open."
Mana Kirishima sighed as she directed the Shining Gundam back into the haze, followed dutifully by the Rising Gundam. She ignored the flickering on the edges of her displays; so long as she didn't get zapped by a bolt of lightning, she'd be fine. "This Angel is seriously boring."
"Compared to the last Angel, I prefer boring."
"Yeah sis, but you're weird like that…hold on. I've got something."
"As do I."
Within the fog, a figure was becoming clearer and clearer. Somewhat cylindrical and crystalline, with two red spheres: one on top and one on bottom. Angelic cores. "Boss-lady, we found it!"
"Excellent! Shinji, Rei: follow the JET ALONE's flight path!"
Giving words of assent, the First and Third Children directed their Evangelions into the cloud, their AT-Fields intermingling with the Angel's.
On cue, the crystalline Angel began to crackle and spark with electricity. Mana's eyes widened. "Uh oh." She whipped out her beam saber, holding it forward right as the Angel let loose a bolt of lightning. The energy field of the beam saber swelled and blazed with the excess power; shouting with adrenaline, Mana swung, her momentum triggering an arc of crackling energy that blasted the side of the Angel. "…awesome."
"Sister, are you okay?!"
"Never been better!"
Unit-00 and Unit-01 suddenly barreled past them, jumping towards the Angel and dragging it down to the ground. As the ground quaked and the Angel tried to shock the two Evas into submission, Misato roared, "Mana-kun, Mayumi-kun, attack!"
"On it! Sis, I've got the top core!"
"Then I have the bottom!"
The two Gundams separated, beam sabers at the ready. Weaving around errant bolts of lightning, the Shining Gundam and the Rising Gundam clutched their sabers tightly, aiming true for the cores. The cutting ability of the sabers was demonstrated masterfully, for they pierced into the red spheres like a hot knife through butter.
The electricity stopped. The crystal crumbled. The two Evas backed away, bringing up their AT-Fields as the spheres flashed.
CHYOOOM!
A green cross-shaped explosion pierced the fog, brightening the entire cityscape of Tokyo-3. The haze settled and the fog dissipated, as though the entirety of the unnatural weather was an extension of the Angel's will, and no longer had a reason to be once it perished.
Sunlight graced the fortress city, and reality was as it should be.
Mana grinned widely. "Score one for the good guys!"
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/June 28, 2005/
/Keter, GEHIRN Pyramid Complex, Geofront, Hakone, Japan/
"You know, this whole set-up screams 'evil lair'. Not quite evocative of the whole 'good guy' shtick like Fuyutsuki-san was saying."
Gendo Ikari stared at Misato Katsuragi from behind tented hands. "I don't generally make a habit of insulting my host's choice of décor, but I'll make an exception in your case."
Misato winced. "Point taken." She glanced out the windows, marveling at the absolute beauty of the environment within the Geofront. It was also hauntingly familiar in a way that only she, in all truth, could fathom. "This Geofront isn't manmade."
"Very astute. We call it the Black Moon, a counterpart to the White Moon that was the focus of the Katsuragi Expedition."
Misato turned back towards Professor Ikari. Despite his rather subdued nature compared to her old compatriots from Australia, every instinct she possessed screamed that this man was dangerous. "And how do you know about it?"
"I was one of the many UN supervisors responsible for the transfer of data from Antarctica. I knew your father personally. He was…a good man."
Misato frowned. "And that's why you bothered to meet me in person, huh?"
"It was surprising when Fuyutsuki mentioned your name. I trust your accommodations have been satisfactory?"
"…I've lived in Australia for the past five years. Hakone has been very nostalgic. And the free medical exam was nice too." It had been a bit of a shock – though not much of a surprise – to find that she had had some relatively benign intestinal parasites. "What about Pen-Pen? I haven't seen him yet since I got out."
"He's doing well. Are you aware that there was a cancerous tumor within the wound under his neck?"
"…no. No I did not."
"It was removed with no complications. Honestly, your penguin is quite special."
"…I get that a lot." Misato tried to command her blood pressure to decrease. A tumor was not the kind of information to drop so casually! "So…why am I here?"
"I would like to know about your time in Australia."
"…what's in it for me? I can't imagine you brought me here just for the sake of your relationship with my father, because he never mentioned you."
"You've been with very undiplomatic people, haven't you?"
"…point taken. Sorry."
"It's an understandable concern. I imagine you want to know more about the Angels?"
"…yes. Yes I would."
"Then tell me about Australia."
So Misato did. From the moment of her landfall, to her departure from RAAF Base Tindal; all the major events were covered. Gendo didn't interrupt, save for times where he wanted clarification on a particular item. It took almost three hours for Misato to finish her tale.
"You've been through quite a bit, Katsuragi."
"That's putting it mildly. So…what about the Angels? I'm fairly certain you know more than what's come out of the public reports."
"Indeed. Did you know that the Second Angel was not found in the White Moon? That LILITH was in fact found here, within the Black Moon; and is now lying dormant within this facility's deepest chamber?"
Misato's frown deepened, contorting into a barely-restrained snarl. "And you haven't killed it yet…because…?"
"We're still not quite sure what it was that triggered ADAM to initiate Second Impact. We would prefer not to inadvertently cause Third Impact."
"…point taken." Misato bit down her outrage, schooling her expression into something less angry. "But still. Why bring me here?"
"Data deciphered from the White Moon leads many within GEHIRN and the Human Instrumentality Committee to conclude that the Angels will return to finish what Second Impact started. Much of GEHIRN's resources are being directed to prepare for an eventual conflict, as many believe LILITH will be a significant factor. As for you? I believe that you could play a pivotal role when the Angels return. Your trials in Australia attest to that much."
"…so what exactly are you asking for?"
"Obtain a higher education. Become an officer in the JSSDF. These two actions will take who you are and refine you. I have a keen interest in obtaining the best people for the job."
"So I'm just a means to an end, huh?"
"In the grand scheme of things, aren't we all?"
"At least you're honest."
Gendo Ikari blinked. Then he did something rather startling; he laughed. "I haven't been accused of being honest in quite some time. I'll need to work on that."
"…you're an odd one, aren't you?"
"I'll take that as a compliment." Gendo Ikari leaned back in his chair, his orange shades blocking all sight of his eyes. "Granted, you don't have to do any of this. You can head back to Australia. You can settle down in Japan. You can travel the world."
"But this is the quickest way to get to the bottom of what happened with Second Impact, right?"
"The most efficient one, to be sure; you can consider this a conditional job offer. And I have one thing to sweeten the deal. Might I see your hat?"
Misato blinked. "My hat?" She removed it from her head, briefly tracing the crocodile teeth; the proverbial memorial to Saxton Hale, her sensei, and the man who had helped her survive the Australian Outback. "Okay." She handed the hat to Gendo, who looked at it appreciatively.
He then opened up a drawer in his desk, placed the hat within, and locked the drawer. "Do as I ask, and you'll also get your hat back."
"…wow. You…you are such a bastard."
"Are you more inclined to fulfill my requests?"
"…damn it, I am."
"Then I don't care." Gendo reached into a different drawer, pulling out a small folder of sorts. "One of my most senior…colleagues…has a daughter around your age. She'll be finishing her studies abroad in Germany. Accompany her, and you'll have my endorsement for enrollment at the University of Leipzig." He handed her the folder. "This will help you get started."
"I smell a set-up."
"That's a crass way of looking at it. Think of it as a gift-wrapped opportunity."
"…fine. I accept."
"I expect great things from you, Misato Katsuragi. I'm sure we'll be in touch."
The purple-haired eighteen-year old turned on her heel, walking out of the cavernous office. As she walked out the doors – wanting to break something fragile and incredibly expensive – her eyes fell upon Pen-Pen. "Hey buddy."
"Wark."
"Yeah, I know, don't rub it in. And what's this I hear about you having a tumor?"
"Wark."
"...uh huh. Picture of perfect health. Sure." Her eyes fell upon his neck and blinked; where once was her bandanna, a rather impressive metal buckle replaced it. Etched into the metal was 'PEN^2'. "This is neat. Who gave this you?"
"Wa-wark."
"It's a 'no hard feelings' prize? What do you-" She paused. Then she gave a horrific stink eye to the doors behind her. "That son of a…ugh! That man is infuriating."
Pen-Pen looked quizzically at Misato.
"Well buddy…we've got a long road ahead of us. Let's get to it."
And so they did.
Misato travelled to Germany.
"So you're Ritsuko Akagi, huh?"
The young woman with burgundy hair looked warily at the purple-haired stranger sitting beside her on the plane. "Ah. You must be this 'Misato Katsuragi' I was told about."
"Yep. You and me? We're gonna be friends."
"…sure."
She pursued her higher education with great diligence, and met some very interesting people along the way.
"My my, I don't see this hair color often…" Rough fingers brushed through purple locks, only to be grabbed by a relatively petite hand.
The owner of said fingers was promptly tossed onto his back. The bedraggled young man blinked, looking up at a vision of loveliness. "Ah. I must have died and gone to heaven."
"Cute. No touching, pal. If any touching's done, it'll be by me. As you just experienced."
The young man grinned. "I'll hold you to that. The name's Ryoji Kaji."
And upon graduation in 2009, she went straight back to Japan to enroll in an Officer Candidate School for the JSSDF. Her chosen branch: the Air Self-Defense Force.
There was something to be said for the pomp and circumstance of graduation ceremonies.
Misato Katsuragi stood at attention diligently, resisting the urge to beam with pride as her superior granted her with the badge of a Second Lieutenant: a silver star above a silver bar.
She served obediently, and ventured all over the world in the line of duty. Her most harrowing experience was undoubtedly in 2010, during the Central American Wars. It was somewhat…relaxing, compared to Australia.
A motorcycle soared over the barricade, drawing the attention of the guerillas holed up within a manor's courtyard.
So preoccupied were they by the astonishing sight that they missed its driver jump off, shrouded in the darkness of a cloudy night.
Their attention was grabbed when said driver landed on a comrade's head, her feet driving him face-first into the earth. Her suppressed pistol flashed with each pull of the trigger, downing them with expertly-aimed headshots. The last guerrilla tried to bring his rifle up, only for an elbow to jab into his windpipe, crushing his Adam's apple. Gasping for air, the long-haired she-devil put him out of his misery with a bullet to the head.
Six men dead in seven seconds.
First Lieutenant Katsuragi motioned with her hands, prompting her platoon to emerge from the shadows of the Brazilian jungle. She turned towards her cycle – nestled wheels-down in a small, lush garden – and barely resisted the urge to pump her fist. Stuck the landing!
Her time in Japan's military drew to a close, having obtained the rank of Major by the time her tour of duty ended.
So in October of 2014 – after GEHIRN had become NERV, after Hakone had become Tokyo-3 – Misato Katsuragi found herself walking back through the doors of Keter, coming face-to-face with Gendo Ikari for the first time in years. "I want my hat."
Gendo Ikari – now wearing a rather impressive-looking cloak – took her in at a glance. After pausing at the sight of her badge – a silver star above two bars – he smirked. "Welcome to NERV, Major Katsuragi."
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/January 31, 2016/
/Misato's Apartment, Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Another victory for NERV against the forces of evil!" cheered Misato Katsuragi as she downed a can of Yebisu.
"I second this motion!" said Asuka, her left shoulder wrapped in gauze and medical tape. Her soreness at having been knocked out of the battle with one blow was mitigated by the fact that the Twelfth Angel had been vanquished. "Also, a toast to Mana and Mayumi for their first killing blow!"
Mana nodded haughtily. "That's right. I'll accept any and all praise."
"To be fair sister, it was a group effort," remarked Mayumi, having already donned her wig and fake glasses.
"Just gonna keep being awesome." Mana completely ignored Mayumi's point. "Also, just to be technical, my first real killing blow was against the Tenth Angel."
"That was outside of your Gundam though, it's not the same thing!" protested Asuka.
Hikari Kirishima rolled her eyes; the five Pilots and the Lieutenant Colonel were sitting around the table in Katsuragi's Apartment; Ryoji Kaji was still in the middle of picking up Mari from the shelter. Debriefing had been altogether short this time around, as most of NERV-1's resources were devoted to repairing and overhauling the damaged electrical equipment wrought by the Angel. "Not that I'm happy for our success, but I have a question." She pointed towards the stove. "Why is the penguin helping Ikari-san with dinner?"
Indeed; where Shinji was busy prepping the ingredients and herbs, Pen-Pen was stirring the broth that would serve as the base for the stew. "Wark."
"Eh, Pen-Pen felt like helping for a change. He thinks Shinji-kun deserved just a little break!"
"…wark."
"Hey! I help out here by default, it's my apartment!" protested Misato.
"Wark."
"Don't make me go for the midget emus!"
Pen-Pen shot Misato a scandalous glare. "WARK!"
"I'll do it! I'll go full midget on you!"
"WARK!"
"…that's a low blow."
"Wark."
"Fine. We're at a stage of mutually assured destruction. Détente it is!" Misato popped open another can of Yebisu and started chugging. Pen-Pen snorted, turning around to keep stirring.
Hikari, Mana, and Mayumi stared. Asuka's lips were twitching, trying vainly to try and hold back her guffaws. Shinji was humming conspicuously loudly, trying to ignore the bedlam. Finally, the stoic Rei Ayanami put her two cents in. "You have brought up these events before and have apologized to each other for them. Why purposefully antagonize each other and needlessly harm unit cohesion?"
"We do it for the same reason Asuka's been picking at you and Shinji whenever you try to hold hands when you think no one's watching."
Shinji's entire body twitched, accompanied by an audible hitch in his breath. To Rei's credit, there was only a slight dusting of red on her cheeks to indicate her reaction. "And that reason would be?"
"Mutual, lighthearted antagonism is one of the foundation blocks of camaraderie and friendship! Trust me, the guys on my Team are experts in that field. And Pen-Pen and I go way too far back to let silly stuff drive a wedge between us. Right buddy?"
"Wark."
"Exactly!"
Hikari Kirishima stared. "…you are the most unprofessional military officer I've ever met."
"Eh, I can be professional when I want. But professionalism isn't why Supreme Commander Ikari hired me."
"And why did he hire you?"
"Because I can get the job done, no matter what it takes." She then downed the last of her second can of Yebisu, crushed it, threw it over the shoulder into her trash can, and capped it off with a satisfactory belch. "Whoo! That hit the spot."
Sergeant Kirishima stared. She then let her head drop face-first onto the table. "This is my life…"
"Just let the chaos envelop you," sagely advised Asuka. "Go with the flow!"
"Yes mom. Follow her advice! Let the craziness flow through you!" cheered Mana.
Hikari groaned. "…this is my life…"
Misato smiled, enjoying the laidback atmosphere of the victory celebration. As far as she was concerned, this was the good life: vanquishing supernatural enemies, enjoying a beer with her comrades, and talking smack with her penguin! And thank goodness; who knows how I would have ended up if I hadn't landed in Australia all those years ago?
Within the guest room adjacent to Misato's bedroom – currently used for storage, laden with auto parts, ammo boxes, and a score of old magazines – there was a closet with a sliding door. Within that closet sat a number of Australian relics and artifacts, testaments to Misato's time in the Outback.
Two items had the greatest prominence, sitting proudly on the top shelf. One was a faded picture, taken in Mount Isa: it featured Saxton Hale and all nine members of those colloquially called his Team, with Misato Katsuragi and Pen-Pen sitting in front of Hale's booted feet.
The other was Saxton Hale's hat, a memorial for the man himself and all that Misato had endured to become the woman she was today.
xxxx
/December 12, 2014/
/RAAF Base Tindal, Northern Territory, Australia/
"So we've officially established diplomatic ties with Japan, eh?" asked David Lowrie.
The RAAF rifleman nodded; the two were patrolling the wall surrounding Tindal's airfield. The young lad had taken a shine to his old stories about the days of Hale's – and then Katsuragi's – caravan, so he didn't mind this particular shift so much. "That's what I hear my superiors saying," responded the rifleman.
"Hmm. The brass gonna try and claim themselves to be the continuation of Australia?"
"I don't believe so. We're probably just going to present ourselves as the Republic of Katherine. Personally, it would feel wrong trying to claim the name with the rest of the country being an uncontrolled hellhole."
"Too right."
The rifleman briefly looked through his binoculars, wincing at the sight of two kanga-quads kicking an armored dingo to death. "It's been over nine years since that old boss of yours left; why do you and the others stick around? You could have easily moved on."
The Sniper shrugged, lightly chewing on some kangaroo jerky. It was a question he and his teammates had often gotten, in some form or another: why stay? "Because when you live through a world of fire and blood, those bonds you develop can't be broken by time alone, I reckon. She said she would return. Therefore, we'll wait."
The rifleman shrugged. "Suit yourself." The distant roar of jet engines caught their attention; they raised their binoculars, focusing on the incoming aircraft. "Supply shipment from the JSSDF."
"JSSDF, eh…?" The Sniper frowned; he shouldered his rifle and dropped down from the wall, walking towards the airfield.
"Where are you going?!"
"Call it a hunch!" The Sniper moved forward resolutely, waiting for the jets to set down and begin taxiing before walking onto the runway. One of the cargo planes slowed next to the largest hangar; the Sniper neared it right as the rear cargo hatch lowered with a hydraulic hiss.
The first sight he saw was a wide hat with crocodile teeth, and it took his breath away.
The years had been quite kind to the sheila; where once had been a girl, there was now most definitely a woman in her place. She stood with hands on her hips, clad in a short brown dress and a red bomber jacket. The purple hair was long and womanly, but the cocksure look in her brown eyes was – to borrow a phrase – just as 'manly' as he remembered.
Lowrie tipped his hat at her. "Boss."
"Sniper." Misato strode off of the cargo plane, Pen-Pen waddling quietly behind her. "Get the Team together. I've got a crazy new job, and I need people I can trust to watch my back."
"Wark."
He didn't ask where she had been. He didn't ask what job she was talking about. He wasn't indignant at her absence, and he didn't berate her. He simply smirked, and said, "Took you bloody long enough."
Misato's Team was going to Tokyo-3.
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To be continued…
Next time…
Episode 21: The Day that Tokyo-3 Stood Still (Enemies on All Sides)
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(And thus, instead of becoming catatonic after Second Impact, Misato went on an adventure.)
/January 30, 2016/
/Kondo's Karaoke, Tokyo-3, Japan/
Another Angel, another spot of NERV propaganda. Like clockwork.
The camera was behind Gendo Ikari; he stood atop a cliff, looking quietly toward Sagami Bay. The Eleventh Angel was lumbering towards the shore. "An impressive specimen, is it not? For such a seemingly frail and spindly creature to move, its bones must be strong." With a supersonic boom, the Angel was shattered by Unit-02, nothing more than a red dot from his particular vantage point. "Ah. Not strong enough, it seems." Gendo turned towards the camera, a stripe of white liquid coating his upper lip. "They could learn from our example." The feed faded to black, leaving only the red logo of NERV; this time, the subtitle beneath the red leaf read 'GOT MILK?'
A round of chortles came from a group of rather distinctive individuals. Even clustered into a single parlor, the glass partition ensured that they stood out; Kondo's Karaoke consisted of a single reception area split into three long hallways, from which the karaoke parlors could be accessed. The décor within each parlor was straight out of an Edo-period castle, bearing fine wooden floors, exquisite furniture, and classical art. The wall-mounted television sets and single karaoke machine seemed out of place by comparison.
Almost as much as the men within this particular parlor; every last one of them a gaijin. Not that they cared.
"Boy, that one's a blast from the Nineties," said Dell Conagher, his fingers casually fiddling with a contraption rife with wires and blinking bits, its purpose utterly obscure. "Didn't think they had that commercial campaign in Japan."
"Ya know, it's probably why he chose it," said Tommy Patrick, balancing a hard-boiled egg on the tip of his bat. With a practiced flick, the egg went flying into his mouth. The Boston native chewed loudly, glancing over at his Scottish compatriot. "Hey Demo, why the grumpy face? Losin' your buzz already?"
"Aye," muttered Tavish DeGroot. "Ain't even blootered, and it's been yonks since ol' Heavy started his turn!"
"You cannot rush!" retorted Aleksander Kasparov; squinting down at the relatively diminutive karaoke screen, struggling with the song search due to his beefy fingers. "I am looking for particular song. Be patient!"
"Feh, I'd be more patient if I had a bevvy!"
"Cool your keister, you insufferable drunkard." A bodysuit-clad Pyro unlocked the door on the glass partition, steeping in with a tray full of bottles and cups, laden with a variety of saké and shōchū. "Here's the next round."
As the Demoman swiped the largest bottle, Henshin Obimura took a small porcelain cup and took a measured sip. "Hmm. A fair taste. Good selection, Shinobu."
The Pyro shrugged, turning towards the Heavy. "Still looking?"
"I said patient!" growled the Heavy.
"Will you lot stop antagonizing the bloody Russian?" grumbled David Lowrie, his eyes hidden beneath the brim of his hat. "Trying to nap here."
"You ain't even had that much. What, forgot how to hold your alcohol like a true Aussie?"
The Sniper just growled at the petulant Scout, uninterested in rising to the bait. "Still got the 'Annoying American' down pat."
"Ah, but mutual entagonissm iss vone of our hobbiess!" exclaimed Ludwigg, observing the Pyro with a small green scanner of sorts. "How iss ze suit holding up?"
"As ever. That new liquid solution cooked by Dr. Akagi numbs the pain a little bit better."
The Medic fumed. "Zat iss not vhat I vanted to hear! Vhat about ze new asbestos coating? I call it 'Super Asbestos'!"
"Doesn't that stuff cause cancer or some shit like that?" asked Tommy.
"Health concernss occur only iff zhere is expossure by inhaletion and direct skin contact. Voven vithin ze suit and lined vith an enti-abresive coating, zhere are no issuess!"
Shinobu Heisen shrugged, opening a small port in the side of their mask; out came a straw, by which the Pyro was able to drink. "Given everything else that's happened to me..." There was a long, drawn out sip. "Ahh, that hits the spot…anyhow, I would consider death by mesothelioma a plus."
"…well that's morbid," muttered Dell.
The Spy chuckled. "Look around." He gestured at all nine of them. "Given our experiences and line of work, morbid humor is a sign of being well-adjusted." He shot a glance over at John Doe, who had been rather quiet thus far. "Relatively speaking."
"Ha! Finally found it!" Aleksander quickly moved into position, holding the mic as daintily as he could. As the karaoke selection was made, it overrode the news feed on the wall-mounted television: the title of the song was 'Братья', translated as 'Brothers'. It opened with a woodwind playing softly, with the plucking of a harp serving as a simple background beat. His voice amplified by the speakers, Aleksander began to sing. "Прости меня, младший брат! Я так пред тобой виноват. Пытаться вернуть нельзя Того, что взяла земля…"
It was a rather somber-sounding song, but it was soothing enough to render an introspective mood to the Heavy's teammates. Finally, the Soldier broke his silence. "Boys, we've been through hell and back together. Through Impact and the Australian wasteland, through bandits and hooligans, through Nazis and Napoleon himself!" Everyone ignored his brief foray into fantasy at the end; they expected it by now. "I propose a toast to our team and the little lady that got us this far."
Ah yes. Misato Katsuragi. The successor to the old Boss. The last one had brought them together…but she was the one that had united them.
"To us!" They raised their drinks.
"May we live long enough to die fantastically," added Dell.
"Hear, hear!"
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/November 1, 2000/
/Emergency Capsule, Unknown Location/
Misato Katsuragi wondered about dying.
Honestly, it sounded pretty good.
Tracking time in the capsule had been difficult. Her view of the sky through the lone glass window on the hatch was impeded by the swaying of the ocean. She had actually taken to measuring the passage of days via bowel movements (and boy, the waste removal capacity on this thing left a LOT to be desired.) Her food supply could be described in one word: uninteresting.
But food was food, and she was running out.
She hadn't dared open the hatch. Twenty-four hours had passed. Then a week. Misato didn't want to open it, for fear of letting the ocean get in.
At least, that's what she had told herself.
The monotony, more than anything, was what was killing her. It left her with nothing to do but think. And thinking was dangerous. So she tried not to think, and settled for simply existing. It was preferable to thinking, because it meant not having to contemplate her father's actions, and exactly what those four giant wings had belonged to.
Her stray thoughts, whenever she allowed them to slip through, always came back to one topic: whether this was the end or not.
It might have been…and why wasn't she moving?
Misato blinked. The view through the hatch hadn't changed in a while. There was no swaying. Ergo, she had finally made landfall. "…huh. Crap-baskets."
Well, guess dying was out of the picture.
The thirteen-year-old gingerly sat up, twisting at the latches that had kept her sealed within. Pressure quietly equalized, and the scent of salty air began to permeate the capsule. With a grunt of effort, she pushed open the hatch, and emerged into the open air.
The first thing that caught her attention: trees!
Misato boggled; there was no sandy beach or rocky shore to mark the barrier between land and sea. There were simply trees, grassy soil, then boom! Ocean! She could even see the change in elevation marked by trees, as the tops were poking out of the water. "…what happened?"
"Wark."
Misato screamed. An understandable reaction, hearing the sound of another living being for the first time in weeks. She whirled around, staring at the source…and immediately squealed. "Oh my gosh, you are adorable!"
A two-foot tall penguin stared at her with turquoise eyes, dark blue and white plumage contrasted greatly by the twin red crests atop his head. He was latched onto the side of the capsule with a set of claws emerging from his flippers. He tilted his head, looking quietly at Misato. As though observing her.
So Misato observed back. And noticed an odd scar beneath the neck, bumpy and scarred over. "Wonder what did that to you?"
"Wark."
"…right, talking to a penguin." Get it together Misato. She quickly delved back into the capsule, rummaging through her remaining food and water supply, packing as much as she could into her backpack. She hoisted herself over the side of the capsule, stumbling onto the wet ground. "Ow ow ow ow…!" Walking felt weird. Her whole body felt uncoordinated. "Sorry, not making a good first impression am I?"
The penguin stared.
"...still talking to a penguin. Right." Well, why not?! She literally had no one else right now. "A buddy is a buddy, after all." So, first things first: find another human being! With her mind made up, Misato gingerly walked on, her muscles burning quickly due to disuse. "You can come along if you like!" she shouted over her shoulder.
The penguin followed.
It didn't take long before Misato found a road. "Yes! A gateway to civilization!"
The first sign she found dampened her enthusiasm. The picture of a pelican flying over a river was nice, but the English words were less so:
Welcome to
GENOA
Gateway to VICTORIA
and the
WILDERNESS COAST
Misato mouthed the unfamiliar words out. Genoa? Victoria? "Where the hell am I?"
xxxx
Episode 20: The Case of Misato Katsuragi ("His last wish was for me to take care of them.")
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Katsuragi Apartment, Tokyo-3, Japan/
Feathery touches along the abdomen roused Misato from her slumber. "Mmm…too early…"
"Mah, someone's gotten lazy in her old age."
The purple-haired vixen scowled, opening her eyes just enough to give Ryoji Kaji a nasty glare. "I wouldn't exactly call last night the actions of an old lady, would you?"
"Well, age does tend to bring experience."
"Har har."
To the uninitiated, Misato's bedroom spoke of a typical slob: scores of magazines, piles of dirty clothes, and cluttered with old knick-knacks. To which she would reply: yes. Yes it was. It wasn't something that she was proud of, per se; it was just…nostalgic. Besides, she kept the stuff from spilling out into the rest of the apartment; no harm, no foul!
Kaji smirked, pushing himself up with his arms. The morning sun filtered through drawn curtains, dust particles dancing in the rays. The scant light scattered across their bare skin, barely showcasing blemishes they were all too aware of. He ran calloused fingers across thin scar tissue along the side of her hip, ghosting his way up her torso before coming to a stop at pale flesh, nestled in her bosom. "So, have we finally caught up?"
"I don't know. Feel like telling me what in the world you've been up to since we last saw each other in Germany? Ritsuko wasn't kidding when she said your record was 'forged and altered and then some'." She glanced at him, her gaze heavy with suspicion. "Trust is a two-way street."
Kaji's perpetual grin faded, just a little bit. "…the road I've walked is a perilous one, Misato. To put it one way, I could make a tally of practically everything you've been through since returning from Australia in 2005. As for me? The whole concept of 'public records' doesn't quite apply to what I've been up to."
Misato scowled. "Any information you have that can help me do my job better would be appreciated."
"It's not just about that; there are a lot of different parties that want a piece of NERV. Some of their agendas make sense, and others are…murky, to put it mildly. And every single one of them have some means of making your life miserable if they felt like it."
"I'm a big girl, Kaji."
"I know you are." He looked appreciatively at her form. "A very big girl."
"Perv."
"But to put it another way…until I know the whole picture, until I see exactly how deep this little rabbit hole goes…I don't want to put you in danger unnecessarily. Especially when you have a bunch of kids to look after and a war against extraterrestrials to run."
Misato let out an exaggerated groan. "Don't remind me."
"What I told you years ago is still the same: I'm still looking for the truth. That's one thing I've never backed away from."
"What is your obsession with truth, anyway?"
Kaji grinned. "Tell me, my dear Misato-chan…do you still believe in Santa Claus?"
Misato blinked. "Eh?"
"For children, belief in Santa Claus tends to make them behave very morally, and it tends to make them very happy. Because hey, if you've been a good boy or girl, you get presents for Christmas! And morality and joy are two incredibly important things in everyone's life. And I'd wager that if more adults believed in Santa Claus, they'd be more moral, and more happy. So why don't they?"
"…because he's not real."
"Exactly," said Kaji with a knowing smile. "Truth. Trumps. Everything."
The buzzing of a phone broke their little reverie, prompting Misato to reach over to the handset on her nightstand. "Go ahead…yes…okay. I'll be there ASAP." The flirty girl quickly gave way to the Lieutenant Colonel. "Duty calls." She flipped her long legs and swung down, using their momentum to fling herself off the bed. "We'll have to continue this another time."
"I'll be looking forward to it."
xxxx
/November 28, 2000/
/Nullica State Forest, New South Wales, Australia/
The past four weeks had been…interesting, to put it mildly.
Misato and her penguin compadre had been following the main highway, marked 'A1' ; she had eventually ended up in Genoa shortly afterward, which had had nothing to its name other than a general store, some tiny houses, an old hotel, and a few landmarks. First item of note: the utter lack of people. There had been no vehicles, and none of the televisions she'd tried carried a signal. The awkwardness of breaking into other people's houses had gone away very quickly once she had realized their current vacancy. It was as though everyone had just up and left. But this had meant easy access to better food, bottled water, and clothing, so it had been a plus overall in her eyes.
Her fingers trailed along the holster strapped to her thigh, brushing against the grip of a .45 ACP Mann Co. pistol; her repeated "B&E" sessions had even netted her a handgun and a metal baseball bat. But above all else, the procured items that had been the most useful: reference guides, with maps! Literal lifesavers, especially given how often she'd had to go off-road.
The young teenager sighed, seeing the flooded section of the highway ahead of her. A large bay could be seen to the east, her first sight of open water since getting out of the capsule. "Okay Pen-Pen…looks like we have to hoof it again."
The little penguin looked at her, his movements ruffling the sky blue handkerchief wrapped around his neck. Messily etched onto it with black marker was the phrase 'PEN^2'. "Wark."
Second item of note: all of the hiking. Whatever had happened – and she had a sneaking suspicion that the…thing…in Antarctica hand a hand in this – to cause all of this flooding, it always meant going off-road. And although that wasn't bad, it did have its own share of problems.
Misato reached into one of the pockets of her pilfered cargo pants, held in place with a triple combo of belt, tape, and suspenders. She unfolded one of her many maps, trying to determine her exact position. "Alright…judging by how far we've gone today…" She knelt down, reaching back into the same pocket and grabbing a fine marker. She slowly etched her best guess for how long they'd traveled; places on that map that were now submerged were blotted out. "…we're right around…" She squinted, trying to read the English letters aloud. "T…T-Twofold Bay."
Third item of note: as it turned out, she had landed in Australia! Who would've thought?! Not exactly a place she had ever imagined wanting to visit, but here she was! And she hadn't run into a single Australian yet!
Okay Misato…keep it together. Exhaling, the teenager reached behind her, tightening the knot of the large olive t-shirt she was wearing. She then readjusted the red bandana over her forehead, wrapped in a traditional hachimaki style. So long as she kept moving, so long as she focused on surviving…she wouldn't have to think too hard. "Let's keep going Pen-Pen."
"Wark!"
Misato blinked, looking down at the penguin that was poking her in the thigh. "What is it?" She followed his gaze out towards the bay, blinking at what looked like large fish hopping up and down in the water. Upon a closer look, she recognized the creatures. "Dolphins…?"
One of them cackled, zooming towards the shore. Then, in defiance of all logic, a pair of fleshy membranes extended from its side, flapping wildly so that it could gain altitude.
Misato gaped. "Oh…"
A growl from behind caught her attention; she turned around, frowning as a rather large canine emerged, its fur a reddish brown color. If Misato's handy reference guide on Australian fauna was correct, that was a dingo...except this dingo had bony plating protruding from its skin, covering the skull and spine with menacing protrusions. It also looked rather angry. "…crap."
Fourth item of note: Misato had come to the conclusion that Australian wildlife was absolutely insane! That had already been made abundantly clear last week, when an entire flock (herd…stampede…?) of platypuses had streamed out of the woods two weeks ago, diving into a creek that had flooded the highway and making their way out to the ocean. And that wasn't counting all of the creepy bugs!
Misato steeled herself, trying her hardest to ignore how hard her heart was pounding. "Okay Pen-Pen…can you get the dingo?"
"Wark."
"I'll take that as a yes." Misato reached over her shoulder, pulling out the metal bat that was sticking out of her backpack. She held it with two hands, gripping as tightly as possible, if only so she could ignore how faint her limbs felt. "I'll get this…sky…dolphin…thing."
"Wark."
The armored dingo and the sky dolphin charged at the same time. Pen-Pen looked quietly at the charging canine, looking way too calm in the face of a predator. With a howl, the dingo leapt at its prey.
SHICK!
Seconds later, its body was curled up on the ground, blood leaking out of puncture wounds in its neck.
Fifth item of note: somehow, despite being a penguin, Pen-Pen had extendable claws. Claws that were incredibly sharp.
Pen-Pen was awesome.
"Wark."
"Good job boy." At least, Misato hoped he was a boy. She didn't really know how to determine the sex of a penguin. "Now it's my turn." The sky dolphin was getting closer, fully intent on dive-bombing her. "You can do this…" Her breathing wouldn't slow down. Why?! "You can do this…!"
The sky dolphin chirped with rage.
Screaming, Misato dove to the side, letting the airborne aquatic mammal crash into the pavement. Before it could re-orient itself – why didn't it go splat?! – Misato reared her bat up and began battering the beast. Before long, her screams were no longer panicked, but angry; enraged; furious. The tension in her body seemed to leak out with each blow, tension that had been slowly building up with each passing day since Antarctica. At last, after a seeming eternity, the young teenager kicked the dead dolphin in the head, howling at the corpse.
"Wark."
The spell was broken. Misato panted, looking back at the bay; the other dolphins didn't seem too interested in going for round two, so they just yipped angrily at the duo before diving back into the water. The purple-haired teen sunk to her backside, exhaustion suddenly plaguing her. "Okay…wow…um…" She looked warily at her penguin compadre. "I…don't really know where that came from."
Pen-Pen looked back towards the woods, an odd expression in his eyes. He then stepped in front of Misato; before she could ask, an answer emerged in the form of seven more of those armored dingoes. "Oh." That…wasn't good. Am I going to die? Her mind was too fogged with adrenaline and weariness to comprehend the peril she was currently in. Am I really going to die here?
The seven dingoes' teeth were bared, eyes bloodshot with an unnatural rage.
But before they could even move forward, they all looked back towards the forest, their ears erect with alarm. Something was coming, barreling through the forest with great speed.
And that something yelled.
"SAXTON," That thing was a man, and he emerged into the open in midair, having jumped off of a low-hanging branch. "HAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" He landed with his elbow extended, dropping on the neck of one of the dingoes. Improbably, his elbow drop cracked the protective bone over the skin, killing the animal instantly. The other six dingoes snarled, hackles raised as they circled the man. He stood up, flexing massive hands as he boasted, "You tried to run, little puppies, but no one runs away from me unless I let them!"
What happened next would constitute a sixth item of note for Misato Katsuragi.
Out of nowhere came this muscular, mustachioed man, wearing nothing but heavy-duty boots, a wide hat lined with crocodile teeth, cut-off jean shorts...and he proceeded to fight those dangerous dingoes with his bare hands.
Two dingoes leapt at him, their attack halted as he grabbed their necks in midair. He slammed their skulls together; once, twice, thrice, before flinging them at one of the other dingoes. He leapt over the beast that tried to bite at his calf, grabbing it by its hind leg and using it as an impromptu flail to pummel the other dingoes into submission.
All told, it took him less than forty-five seconds to kill the remaining dingoes.
"Ha ha ha! I've fought koalas tougher than you lot!" The man turned around, grinning at the flummoxed girl and silent penguin. "And good day to you!"
It was at this point that Misato realized his chest hair was shaped like the country of Australia itself. "…I think I've gone insane."
"I wouldn't be surprised," casually answered the man. "So! The name's Saxton Hale, CEO of Mann Co., and a man who always enjoys the sight of nature proving hippies wrong! What's your name, and why in the world are you out here alone?"
Well, that was quite the question, wasn't it? "Um…long story?"
"Well, a long story deserves to be told with good food and a stout beer!" He heartily patted Misato on the back, bowling her over with little effort. "Follow me to my camp!" He hoisted the corpses of the sky dolphin and two of the dingoes over his shoulders, turning back towards the woods. Having nothing better to do – and hey, he was an actual human being! – Misato and Pen-Pen followed him.
After thirty minutes of hiking through the forest, they came across an impromptu clearing amidst the red cedars; over twenty tents were arranged around a bonfire. Misato's ears twitched at the sound of chatter and conversation, and her eyes widened at the sight of humans; at long last, people! The realization that she was no longer alone made her knees feel weak. Before she could process the whole scenario further, Saxton Hale bellowed. "LOWRIE! I bring fresh meat!"
A long-faced man emerged from one of the tents, readjusting his slouch hat before wiping his machete with a weathered rag. "Just toss em' in here, I'll start getting the good bits." He frowned; Misato couldn't quite see his eyes behind his reflective shades, but he was definitely looking at her. "That ankle biter a new recruit?"
"Yes! Despite being a woman, she has enough testosterone to be a man's man!"
Misato didn't quite know whether to take that as complement or an insult.
The man named 'Lowrie' shrugged. He then looked to her side. "What about that penguin?"
Misato stared at the machete. She quickly shifted in front of Pen-Pen, trying her damnedest to look angry. "Don't you touch him. Or I'll touch you." She held her bat forward. "With this. All night long."
"…you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't crack a fat to brats." He held his tent flap open as Hale tossed the corpses in. "You seem like you'll do fine enough."
"HA! Indeed! She and her little friend seem to have great spirit!"
Misato yelped, whirling around to see the source of the thunderous, gravelly voice. A giant of man – holy crap, his hands were massive – looked down at her warmly, his jovial expression contradicted by his bald head and rough, bulky jaw. In his hands was the biggest shotgun she had ever seen. "Ah, you like? This is Natalya; she has big boom, yes?"
"Uh…yes."
"Ah, you have good eye for weapons! You will indeed do fine!" He patted her on the head with surprising gentleness, much more restrained compared to Saxton Hale. "I am Aleksander Kasparov! I am caravan's heavy weapons guy!"
"…caravan?"
"A traveling band of survivors that our dear 'Boss' decided to create on a whim." A French-accented voice grabbed Misato's attention; its source was a patrolling man in a suit that had seen better days. His face was covered by a mask, obscuring most of his features. A cigarette dangled from lips, barely illuminating his stubble. "We have been picking up more and more stragglers since starting on the outskirts of Melbourne. Our survival rate has only been around sixty-five percent, but we're still at a positive replacement rate." At the girl's dumbfounded expression, the man sighed before switching from English to a different language altogether. "You have been very lucky to survive on your own."
Misato boggled, before responding in kind. "You speak Japanese?!"
"I can speak in many languages." The man switched back to English. "Call me Mr. Smith. And I will warn you now that we drive a hard pace. The mutated wildlife permits no weakness, so neither will we."
Misato stared. She looked around the encampment; the other men and women were all wary, their eyes always looking this way and that. How often had they been attacked to get that kind of habitual reaction? Maybe going it alone with Pen-Pen is a better option. Then she remembered: seven armored dingoes. Nearly getting mauled to death. Yeah, screw that noise. "Don't worry, Smith-san; Pen-Pen and I can pull our weight."
"Wark."
"You'd better."
Now that introductions were kinda-sorta out of the way, Misato had a burning question that she needed answering. "So. Abandoned towns, flooded highways, crazy animals…what exactly happened? I'd think Australia would be less of a tourist trap if this stuff was an everyday occurrence."
The Frenchman took a long drag on his death stick. "Ever since September the 13th, it has been. At least, for Australia."
That day. Misato tried to hide her sudden dread. She did a poor job of it. "What happened?"
"Big meteor. It struck Antarctic. Boom," growled Aleksander. "Entire continent, gone. Great flood, like from papa's Scriptures. Nuclear war in India and Pakistan." He looked at Misato forlornly. "Last thing we heard before all broadcasts go down? Tokyo, destroyed by atomic bomb."
In the face of that sort of revelation, there was really only one thing that Misato could say. "...holy shit."
"Nothing holy about it," murmured Mr. Smith. A distant peal of thunder caught their attention. "Hmm. A storm is coming."
That was putting it mildly.
Later that night, in a ramshackle tent, she would belatedly realize that if Tokyo had been annihilated, then her mother was probably dead.
Sleep was long in coming.
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Operations Deck, NERV-1, Tokyo-3/
"A storm is coming."
"I can see that, Ritsky," huffed Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi.
"No, you don't see." The blonde pointed harshly at the readouts showing on the screens and holographic monitors. "This entire region is in a high pressure area right now. Those particular cloud formations would never form naturally. And, given the odd readings the MAGI keep picking up…"
"Likely an Angel then."
"BINGO!"
"Lovely." Misato sighed, turning towards the rest of the command staff. "What's our current status?"
"Long-range monitors are reporting multiple outages in the path of the storm. EMP fluctuations are interfering with our ability to gain any actionable intelligence."
Hyuga's words were not what she needed right now. "Lieutenant Aoba?"
"One second…there." A live feed took over one of the larger displays, tinged with occasional static. Far to the west of Lake Ashi, the oncoming storm flickered with lightning. "Some of the men in Section 2 say that looking at it gives them a headache." Completely understandable: none of the flashes 'flowed' in the way that they should, halting and skipping around in a haphazard fashion akin to a malfunctioning strobe light.
"Photons aren't behaving the way they should. Rambunctious rapscallions."
Ignoring Ritsuko's comment, Misato turned and gazed up at her superiors. "Long-range recon is a bust. We're going to need a closer look. Permission to sortie the Evas?"
"Permission granted," said Supreme Commander Ikari.
xxxx
/January 7, 2001/
/Outskirts of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia/
Canberra had been a bust.
Despite being far enough inland and of a high enough elevation to escape the tsunamis, a fault line had 'decided' to open up underneath the country's capital, swallowing almost the entire city. The remnants that hadn't been obliterated were hosts to giant spiders the size of household cats.
No. Just no. No thank you!
A few stragglers had joined their caravan, but they had provided little in the way of current intelligence on the state of the country's government or military.
So Sydney had been the next stop. Sure, even though it was likely flooded, there was still the possibility of encountering an organized presence of some sort.
And they had.
Unfortunately, they could see gunfire from the distant suburbs, shrouded by a haze of large bats (grey-headed flying foxes, to be precise). 'Large as an auto', as David Lowrie had confirmed through his sniper scope. Bats that could also, somehow, breathe fire.
"…what the hell happened to this place?"
Aleksander patted David heavily on the back. "Something not of this world. Something unnatural."
"I look at it as nature at its most vengeful!" boasted Hale. "As much as I'd like to grab one of those beasts as a mighty steed, the locals will be as paranoid as hippies coming down from their high. We'll go the long way around Sydney."
"Understood Boss."
"Heavy! Sniper! Spy! Round up our little pups!"
Oh, and Misato had discovered that Saxton Hale liked giving titles to people. Even Pen-Pen. Even though his title was simply, 'the Penguin'. That seemed…way too straightforward. If there was a reference there, she was in the dark.
Speaking of darkness, the deepening twilight was making their continued trek riskier. Soon enough, they would have to set up camp for the evening; preferably in an old store or abandoned house that could be easily fortified. "How far away are we from this 'bunker' of yours?" asked a man with a rather impressive mullet.
"That you have to ask is a problem!" shouted Hale, seeing no need to lower his voice. "Our group is apparently unwilling to proceed. I'll need one volunteer manly enough to accompany me the rest of the way; if it's functional, that's where we'll rendezvous! If not, we'll simply move on!"
Misato quickly raised her hand. It was a simple decision for her: if nothing else, she learned that the safest place to be in any conflict was right behind Saxton Hale. "I'll go."
"That's the spirit!"
Misato looked quietly back at Pen-Pen, who was sitting calmly atop someone's rucksack. He was nibbling at the roasted leg of a giant scorpion. "Don't eat Pen-Pen while I'm gone!"
Everyone looked over at the penguin, who nonchalantly kept eating. Then there was a round of muted, good-natured laughter. "Penguin is too useful for eating!"
That's…good? Misato shrugged, following the boisterous Hale into the night.
As the duo traversed the quiet suburbs of Sydney, Misato kept a wary eye out; before Australia, never had she encountered a town – much less a city – without man-made lights that kept the dark at bay. The waning ambience of twilight would eventually give way to a starry night accompanied by the waxing half-moon; even so, it brought little comfort. Using a torch or a flashlight was out of the question, for fear of attracting more of the mutated wildlife…or unsavory survivors.
Walking past the corpse of a rocky wombat – its hide made tougher by the stone plating covering its softer bits – Misato finally worked up the courage to ask a question. "Hale-sensei…where's the international relief? Why hasn't Australia received any aid?" Heck, the Great Hanshin Earthquake in 1995 had received international relief, despite bureaucratic delays; Misato knew how the game was played. "Something this catastrophic would have gotten a response by now, right?"
"You know the answer, little miss."
Part of Misato did. But she didn't want to say it out loud. "Humor me. If you don't mind."
"Hah! I admire your moxie. Very well." Saxton Hale paused, taking the opportunity to grab the corpse of an Australian soldier – one of many around an armored carrier of some sort, its surface scorched and blackened – before chucking it over the roof of a nearby house. The clattering noise of its landing attracted the attention of a pack of armored dingoes, which scurried out of a nearby alleyway. "Stupid mutts. Anyway, imagine what it would take to keep, say…the Americans, from sending a token bit of charity to make themselves look good."
Misato grimaced. Now that Hale had said it, she couldn't help but think about it. The sheer scale of the disaster that had gripped Australia…who's to say that it hadn't hit other places just as hard? For all she knew, America, Europe, Russia…Japan…maybe the entire world had been similarly devastated. Is this all we have to look forward to?
Before long, Saxton Hale had led her to the parking lot of a small commercial complex; the side of the building was emblazoned with the logo of Mann Co. How did she know? Because the sign's lights were still active. "Ah, so the internal power is still active. Fantastic!" The duo quietly jogged over to the front doors, which were predictably locked. Misato pushed against one of the metal doors, wincing at how thick it felt. "One second, little miss." He then punched a panel by the side of the door; with a little electronic chirp, the panel slide aside, revealing a large panel, the size of Hale's torso. He then pressed his body against it, chest hair flush against the surface. With another chirp, an electronic voice sounded out: "WELCOME BACK, MR. HALE."
Misato stared. "Hale-sensei…you are seriously weird."
"A truly masculine security system is foreign to you Japanese. Trust me, I've worked with plenty! Why settle for a thumbprint or a retina scanner when you can use your fist? Or your impressive chest? Originality is manly!"
Well, she couldn't argue with that.
The metal doors slid up…and four laser sights pointed directly at them. Misato yelped, shocked at the whirring of gun barrels and humming electricity. Saxton Hale's heel smashed into the ground, flipping up a slab of concrete. With a loud grunt, he whipped the rocky chunk down the hall, smashing the four turrets to bits. "Wimpy machines! What kind of half-arsed security system is this?!"
"…well I'll be damned."
Further down the hall, past the wreckage of the gun turrets, a bald middle-aged man looked at them from behind a receptionist's desk, thick goggles on his face. There was a particular twang to his accent that Misato couldn't quite identify. "Never thought I'd see the CEO again."
"And you are?"
"Name's Dell Conagher. I'm an American defense contractor, working as a consultant for your company. Or was, before everything went belly up." The man rested his elbows on the desk. Where once were notepads and calendars and dark chocolate mints for visitors, now sat tools, firearms, and a small mini-fridge. "A lot of your employees tried to flee when stuff started getting rowdy, but some chose to stay. After all, the employee cafeteria had enough food to last us for a while. And it gave me an excuse to tinker."
"A man whose hands are idle can be called many things: lazy, lackluster, a lay-about…even a loafer! You do your country credit!"
Dell chuckled. "Ah, well thanks-"
"YAAAAARGH!"
Saxton caught a shovel before it strike him in the back of the head, reaching behind him with a smooth movement. The boisterous brawler heaved his attacker into the wall, causing him to crumple over in pain. Despite that, the smaller man – with a square jaw and a crewcut hairdo – tried to get to his feet. Unsuccessfully. Hey, as long as he tried, right? "If you're going to attack from behind, yell louder! Not even my old nanny would be frightened by that!"
"Ah…sorry 'bout that." Dell rubbed the back of his head wearily. "He kinda showed up two weeks ago. Likes to do guard duty. Useful fella'. Not all right upstairs, if you get my drift." He punctuated his point with a few light taps on his noggin.
"Given everything happening outside, who is?" asked Misato, eyeing the other man in silence. He was muttering to himself, eyes bloodshot and hands gripping randomly at his military fatigues. All in all, he didn't look like the very model of sanity. Which meant that, more than likely, he would fit right in with their ragtag group of ruffians. Geez, I'm getting too used to this.
Saxton Hale laughed. "Well spoken!"
WAY too used to this.
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"You know, I'm glad I've gotten used to crazy things. It makes the less crazy things easier to handle."
Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi's sentiment was not unappreciated; the fog had come out of nowhere.
Within a matter of minutes, the entirety of Tokyo-3 was smothered with water droplets, blocking out the sun. The oncoming storm was already meandering over Lake Ashi and Mt. Hakone, settling ominously over the downtown area. As spastic lightning flickered and thunder boomed from all directions – sometimes simultaneously – the electrical systems of the city went haywire.
The Geofront itself was well-protected, thanks to the properties inherent within the shell of the Black Moon. The city on the surface…not so much.
It was into this charged soup that Unit-00 emerged, its lone eye focusing intently on the storm that had invaded Tokyo-3. "I am detecting continuous and transient interference," said Rei Ayanami, unperturbed despite the haphazard energy bounding back and forth. "I will try and determine its origin."
"Just be careful Rei," cautioned Misato.
"Understood." The First Child moved forward through the streets, her Eva's right hand gripped tightly on a progressive knife. The fog was truly atrocious; she could barely see her hands. "Visibility is less than thirty meters." None of her sensors were functioning properly; it seemed more often than not that her left hand ended up brushing against the side of a skyscraper. "Something is wrong. I am walking straight along the road, yet keep running into obstructions."
Suddenly, her visibility expanded, and she felt water around her ankles. Rei looked down, recognizing her location. "I'm on the shores of Lake Ashi."
"…run that by me again?"
"I am standing in Lake Ashi." How did this happen? She had been moving north, away from the lake.
"…well, that's not good. Ritsuko?"
"We've got an Angel that warps space and time. Obviously!"
Misato huffed. "Great. Rei, get back to a duct. We're going to try something with Unit-02."
"Roger that."
"Asuka, Shinji, prepare to move out!"
xxxx
/July 9, 2001/
/New Maranoa Desert, West of Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia/
"We must move out, малютка! The sandstorm is upon us!"
Misato snarled, leaping forward feet first. Her boots bounded off of a tapered face, eliciting a yelp from her opponent. "Almost got it!"
Her opponent leapt back, shaking his head furiously. The opponent being a kangaroo. With gnarled antlers the seemed more like the roots of an oak than the horns of a deer. Oh, and did she mention the four arms? That was kind of important.
"This is not best use of time!" protested Aleksander Kasparov. To the southwest, a vicious wall of sand was roaring northward, accompanied by the crackle of thunder and flashing lightning. Such sandstorms were a more common sight as one got further inland; what had once been greener lands and temperate biomes were now being consumed by dust and desolation.
"And what would you have us do?" dryly asked the Spy. Unlike a few of the others, Mr. Smith's title was one that he took to with relish. Ironic. "In case you haven't noticed," A brief click and a flash of sparks. He quietly lit a cigarette, eyes peering quietly at their 'hosts'. "We are still in the same situation we were in this morning."
Namely, their entire caravan being surrounded by over three hundred horned kanga-quads. The marsupials had been dangerous enough before Second Impact. Now they were downright monstrous. And they had seemed more than willing to trample the entirety of their group upon their awakening.
Fortunately, they had an expert diplomat. Or at least one that could speak marsupial. Kinda sorta. How Pen-Pen could communicate with the mutated kangaroos was beyond the entire group's ability to grasp.
Except Misato. She was learning to roll with it.
Which is why she was now in a one-on-one 'kickoff' with a particularly surly kanga-quad, fighting for the right of the caravan to move eastward unmolested. Why her?
"You call that a dive kick?! I've seen better dives from desperate blokes trying to beat the spread in a game of footy!"
Because Saxton Hale, that's why.
The kanga-quad balanced on his gray tail, huffing angrily at the young teenager. Misato flexed her fingers, trying to ignore the fact that the beast was two heads taller than her and probably outweighed her by over a hundred pounds. Thinking about defeat only ensured it.
That, and the double combo that was Post-Impact Australia and Hale-sensei had beaten the panic out of her.
The kanga-quad flexed his tail, thrusting forward with an impressive flying kick.
Misato dove, rolling under the marsupial mutant as he sailed over her. She quickly got to her feet, twisting her torso just right to bring her left leg up. The kanga-quad turned his head just in time for the edge of the girl's foot to smash against his face.
"Nice roundhouse!" cheered a rather young American, one of the newer members of the caravan. He whirled his bat excitedly, none too concerned about the possibility of whacking someone in the head. "Give im' another!"
The kanga-quad shook his head, glaring at Misato. It stood tall, apparently trying to intimidate her through size alone.
Damned if that didn't do the job though. Misato gulped, staring right back without wavering.
Then a glob of saliva slammed into her face.
The kanga-quad huffed, hooting a loud call to his brethren. As one, the troop of kanga-quads bounded off northward, leaving the caravan in peace. As the mutated marsupials bounded away, John Doe – who had taken all-too swimmingly to Hale's nickname of 'Soldier' – snapped, "A sloppy performance! You let the enemy get the last laugh!"
Misato slowly wiped the saliva off of her face. "Can we go now?"
Saxton Hale laughed. "You heard our fair champion! Let's move on!" He hopped atop the caravan's primary mode of transportation, Mortimer. Large enough to carry a few dozen people, and with several manufactured dwellings atop its bulk, he served as their mobile fortress.
Mortimer was also a giant millipede.
The sight of Saxton Hale taming the immense arthropod via piledriver was one that Misato would never forget. But that was another story.
If nothing else, her time in Australia had provided her with lots of stories.
Misato nestled into her vehicle of choice, a Mann Co. solar-powered motorbike. The particular slogan on the owner's manual was telling: 'Are you manly enough to take your power directly from the sun?!' Still, there was a particular device on it that simulated the sound of a combustion engine, solely to placate motor enthusiasts.
She had to admit, it was a very soothing sound.
And so it was that the caravan of solar-powered vehicles and one Mortimer thundered eastward towards Toowoomba, moving along Cecil Plains Road; once they cleared the impending woodlands – a place that the Sniper called 'Dunmore' – they would be able to see Toowoomba off in the distance. Hopefully there would be a greater sense of organization there, with at least some people with their heads screwed on straight.
Not like that group in Walgett, with their deviant acrobatics and perverted puppetry. "Makes me sick just thinking about it," muttered Misato.
"Wark."
"You said it." Misato glanced at her sidecar, wherein one penguin sat calmly. Even that image wasn't enough to move her anymore; it was just one little oddity in a sea of strangeness. "We've been through a lot, haven't we Pen-Pen?"
"Wark."
"You remember those burning hares that stormed the Sydney compound?"
"Wark."
"…was more thinking about how they nearly cooked us alive, not how much rabbit meat we had afterwards. We sure didn't lack for food, though!"
"Wa-wark."
"We can't always have fish."
Pen-Pen harrumphed.
"Don't sass me! I still remember what you did to distract those midget emus back in Dubbo, you have no room to act high and mighty!"
Pen-Pen stared.
"The Engineer has pictures."
"…wark."
Misato flushed. "D-don't change the subject! My love of beer has nothing to do with this discussion!"
"Wark."
"It's not my fault that Hale-sensei left his stash around after we celebrated freeing Marthaguy! Overthrowing that 'Joe' creep made everyone feel loose for a while!"
"Wark!"
"Oh whatever, you're not my dad."
And so it continued on in this vein.
Misato could never pinpoint exactly when she was able to start deciphering Pen-Pen's speech. It wasn't like she knew what each individual squawk, honk, or chirp meant…but she could understand him. His intent was apparent to her. And somehow, Pen-Pen understood everyone.
He was special that way.
The caravan rumbled through the forests of Dunmore, trying to stick to the road as much as possible; the sheer amount of spider webs that enveloped the canopy above was unnerving. Circular webs dominated the trees on one side of the road, with haphazard arrangements dominating the other. Above, they could hear occasional shrieking as various species of arachnids engaged in internecine warfare, while pouncing on any creature unlucky enough to cross through their domain (giant or otherwise).
Misato kept her bat handy in case she had to bash away any corpses that fell from the webs of war.
It ended up being seven corpses, by the way (at least those that threatened to fall on her; Hale-sensei's joyful howls indicated that he was happy keeping Mortimer's back clear of arachnids). The biggest was a black orb weaver with fangs as long as her head, even though the rest of its body in total was no bigger than Pen-Pen. Speaking of which. "Pen-Pen. Serious question."
"Wark?"
"Am I crazy?"
"…wark."
"It's just…last year, at this time? I was in school. Trying to make friends and failing. Trying to ignore how boring my life was." Trying not to think about the 'relationship' between her separated parents, if it could have even been called that. She still hadn't quite wrestled with the complicated reality that she would never see them again. "And now I'm driving a motorcycle through an apocalyptic wasteland, following a perpetually shirtless Australian guy, like it's no big deal." She swung her arm, her bat making a meaty smack against a falling arachnid. Make that eight corpses. "This should be a big deal. Yet after everything that's happened, I can't get worked up over it. Is that wrong?"
Pen-Pen stared. Then he sighed. "Wark, wark, wark."
"…you're right. I am being silly."
"Wark."
Misato giggled. "Of course you're right."
As they neared the edge of Dunmore's woods, Mortimer slowed to a stop, bringing the caravan to a halt. Misato slowly edged her bike to the front of the line, wondering what the hold-up was. Before she could ask, her eyes saw the answer.
Another group of vehicles – separate from their caravan – were in front of them, heading away from Toowoomba. A middle-aged man – late forties at least, judging by the gray in his beard and mustache – warily walked out of his OKA NT all-terrain vehicle. He was accompanied by another man clad in a white doctor's coat, gloved hands nervously fidgeting with his glasses.
Saxton Hale, naturally, approached alone. "You don't strike me as a coward, yet you're obviously retreating. Explain this unmanly contradiction!"
The bearded man sighed. "Well, if no one knew who you were before, they do now. President of Mann Co., I take it? Name's Joel. Where's your group headed?"
"Toowoomba."
"Not a good idea."
"Why?"
"Eh…" The doctor spoke up, looking a little out of his element. The particular accent was new to Misato's ears; she wouldn't learn that it was German until later. "Zet vould be because of ze encroaching vall of sentient coral."
"…not hearing a downside."
"Look," interrupted Joel, "don't know if you've been in the loop, so I'll get you up to speed. Shortly after Second Impact, the Great Barrier Reef invaded the coast. From what I've heard, every town from Cairns to Brisbane has been consumed. The Eastern Highlands have impeded some of its progress, but the roads made Toowoomba an easier target. And what the coral does to you…you don't want that for your people."
"…hearing a potential challenge. Still not a downside!"
"Boss, you might want to listen to the bloke," called out David Lowrie. He was staring through a pair of binoculars, and the grimace on his face said it all; despite Toowoomba being over ninety kilos away, his equipment was sufficient to at least get an overview of the city's skyline. "It's like the coral's having a naughty with the downtown area."
Saxton Hale snorted. "Pansies. Does the Reef have an easily exploitable weakness?"
Joel pointed at a heavily clothed individual atop a tractor trailer, their thick garb, goggles, and breathing mask obscuring their sex. The individual in question spouted off a gout of fire from their flamethrower. "Lots of fire."
Hale sighed. "Just our luck; not even a fun weakness!"
"Reefers can't exactly be punched to death."
"Well, that settles it then." Saxton Hale turned around, bellowing, "We are changing course! Next stop: Dalby!"
"Mind if our group tags along? You look like you been through crazier shit than we have, and extra manpower wouldn't hurt," offered Joel.
"Ha! Now you're speaking my language. You can never have enough manpower!"
And so the two groups – of which Hale's was the larger by far – warily intermingled, getting to know each other before the respective leaders could hash out any definitive arrangements. This was how Misato found herself in front of a black man with an eyepatch. "And what are ye lookin' at?!"
Misato blinked.
"So I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! Ye got a problem?!"
"…not really. Kinda got spat in the face today after dueling a kanga-quad, so I don't have the energy to argue." The penguin in her sidecar reached into a tiny mini-cooler, pulling out a bottle that Misato offered to the older man. "Beer?"
"…lassie. You and me? We're gonna get along jus' fine."
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Tavish did what now?!"
"He's having us make our own brews as a class project. Dual credit with Shinobu Heisen's chemistry class, too!" admitted Asuka, her mind otherwise focused on the nigh-impenetrable fog around her.
"…gah…I'm gonna have to give them a stern talking-to."
"Shouldn't we be focusing on the operation?"
"Asuka's still moving into position. Besides Ritsuko, most of my days are spent playing parent to a bunch of grown-ass adults who should know better. Let me play parent for people who actually merit it for once!"
"Lieutenant Colonel. The mission."
"Er…right sir. Sorry sir." The Supreme Commander had decisively put a stop to all jocularity. "Okay Asuka. Since the Angel's AT-Field is warping the downtown area, you're going to try and un-warp it. Gradually though."
"Roger that!" Asuka's fingers tightened around the handlebars, her eyes firm with resolve. "Okay Mama, let's do this." An act of will, and her soul made its presence known upon the world through Unit-02. The strange sensations of the Angel's AT-Field tickled at her rib cage; her bones felt as if they had fallen asleep, pins and needles dragging through her. "Bleh, this Angel is unpleasant."
a storm is on the horizon
"Misato, what are the MAGI saying?"
"Inconclusive, but our sensors are starting to get a better reading. Keep going."
"Roger." Ever so slowly, her AT-Field intertwined with the Angel's, seeking out the proverbial sweet spot where the presence of Unit-02 would overpower its grip on reality. The haze around her seemed to dissipate-
Alarms blared over her intercom. "What the-?"
danger!
"Asuka, WATCH OUT-!"
A bolt of lightning erupted from the fog, smashing into Unit-02.
KRAKOOM!
xxxx
/November 29, 2001/
/Mount Isa, Queensland, Australia/
KRAKOOM!
Misato Katsuragi twitched at the boom of thunder. "I hate this place."
Saxton Hale howled with laughter. "Afraid of a little light show, my little apprentice?!"
KRAKOOM!
"When it happens every ten seconds? Try 'annoyed'."
The boisterous Boss slapped Misato on the back, amused by her discontent. "If you quiver in the face of a mere storm, what kind of man does that make you?!" He sauntered off, spreading his merriment despite the storm.
Misato sighed, gazing outside the shuttering windows of the parking garage. Sand and dirt blew through the industrial cityscape beyond the Mann Co. Mining Complex, pummeling the town without mercy. Lightning flashed and thunder boomed, echoing through the cavernous expanse of the parking garage; the mines and their associated infrastructure had been a blessing for Hale's caravan to rest and regroup after a hard trek through the deserts that seemed to swallow more and more of the Australian Outback with each passing week.
Misato made her rounds through the different levels of the parking garage, a sack full of water bottles hoisted over her shoulder. Several of their more enterprising mates were still disassembling long-abandoned vehicles, scavenging for parts to bolster their own battle-worn transports. Not surprisingly, the Engineer was among them. With each family, loner, or miniature grouping she passed, out came one or two bottles of distilled water. Given the distillery unit within the mining complex – connected to an aquifer deep underground – it only made sense to make sure everyone had some fresh water.
It was a little hard to ignore the admiring stares she got as she moved on, despite the minimal amount of small talk. Honestly? She didn't get it. So I hang out around Hale-sensei all the time. It's not like I make any decisions. It was only sensible; for all his eccentricities, Hale had managed to hold this caravan together through strength and sheer force of personality alone.
Given the volatile personalities in their midst, that was saying something.
Misato finally made it to the bottom level of the parking garage; the entrances were shrouded by the massive form of Mortimer, who was wrapped protectively around the building. A gaggle of the caravan's younger children were gathered around the arthropod's colossal head, handing him sticks and shrubbery to munch. Pen-Pen diligently stood watch. "You kids doing all right?"
"Yes ma'am!" exclaimed the kids.
"Pen-Pen?"
"Wark."
"Hey, I don't need that kind of tone." She glanced at Mortimer, placing a hand on his jaw…lip…thing. "How about you, big guy?"
Mortimer's mouth parts clacked together in what could be construed as an appreciative chirp. His giant antennae brushed around her affectionately, prompting her to giggle. "Okay okay, I get it Morty-kun." The giant millipede was a big softy, surprisingly enough. Like a puppy that was way too eager to please. She looked at one of the older kids, a girl with dirty blonde hair and a heart-shaped face. "Sarah-chan, have you seen your dad anywhere?"
"He's over at the guard station, Miss Misato."
Misato made a face at her. "Come on, I'm only like two years older than you!"
"More like three. Isn't it your fifteenth birthday in nine days?"
Misato snorted. "You're totally not being cute right now."
KRAKOOM!
"...I'll be going."
"Take care, Miss Misato!"
The purple-haired teen made her way to the guard station right by the entryway, where Joel had situated himself. Magazines that had once occupied gatekeepers on a slow day were now being devoured by a man desperate for new reading material. "Kind of funny; you never realize how much you miss the news until the presses come to a halt."
"I guess." Thank goodness her English skills had improved over the past several months, by necessity if nothing else. Misato glanced over the variety of periodicals, mostly related to sports, guns, and news. One cover in particular caught her eye. "No way." She grabbed the business magazine, marveling at the sight of a well-built man, dressed to the nines in a sharp, dark business suit; it was the most clothing she had ever seen on Saxton Hale. "Hard to believe there was a time that Hale-sensei wore a shirt, much less a suit."
"Even the CEO of Mann Co. had to play the part," said Joel, his eyes focused on a months-old rugby article. "Sometimes, I get the impression he prefers our new 'way of life'."
Misato opened her mouth to protest. Then shut it after a few moments of thought. Saxton Hale, businessman? "…you have a point there."
"You think he's wrong?"
"Hmm…sort of."
"But not completely."
"Well…" The chaos wrought by Second Impact was undeniable. The death toll and havoc were catastrophic. They had all experienced too much horror to even think of saying that this world was better. "But…" And yet there was always a silver lining. "Everyone in this group…crazy as we are, I like them." Her hands brushed across her arms, toned with lean muscle; her body had been forged into something new by the crucible that was Post-Impact Australia. "And I like who I am now. Does that make me a bad person?"
Joel shrugged. "That's the thing about being human: if we've got something to fight for, surviving ain't that hard. Far as I can tell, you've got a good head on your shoulders. And I'm not the only one who thinks so."
"…thanks, Joel-san."
A petite, scarred hand knocked on the post by the guard station. Misato and Joel to see a middle-aged woman with rather messy brown hair, held in place with a blue bandanna. "Hey kiddo." She ruffled Misato's hair before turning her brown eyes towards Joel. "Texas."
"Found somethin' Tess?"
"A minivan that hasn't been pulled apart by our pack of scavengers yet."
"Huh. Well, it definitely sounds more romantic than our last outing."
"In what world is a junkyard romantic?"
"I try to keep it simple."
Tess smirked. "See you soon."
As the woman walked away, Joel had an odd little smile on his face…until he turned and saw Misato's mischievous grin. "You are too young to know what she's talking about."
"Uh huh. Now try telling me that again. And be convincing." For her snark, Misato got whacked on the forehead with a rolled-up tabloid.
"Smart aleck kid." Joel couldn't quite keep the smile off of his face as he left the guard station.
Misato giggled, abandoning the guard station herself to find more familiar territory.
KRAKOOM!
Now if only the weather would behave!
"-ah cannae help it, ye dobber!"
Speaking of behaving (or the lack thereof), Misato found a very familiar group of men, gathered around an open barrel. A small fire had been started within it, situated under an open ventilation grate so that the smoke would dissipate; speared on skewers were bats procured from the mines, flesh roasting and smoking. Tavish DeGroot – nicknamed the Demoman – was bantering with Hale-sensei, surrounded by Mr. Smith the Spy, Aleksander the Heavy, David Lowrie the Sniper, John Doe the Soldier, and Tommy Patrick the Scout (some still insisted that he should've been titled the 'roadrunner'). Tending the fire was an individual who had originally been part of Joel's group, nicknamed the Pyro.
To this day, Misato still hadn't figured out if Pyro was a man or a woman. Their given name – Sam Hayden – wasn't helpful either. Pyro seemed to get a kick out of keeping people guessing.
"Do ye realize how much of a walkin', talkin' stereotype ah am? My maw and da moved us from Scotland…and we went ta New Zealand…ta be SHEEP FARMERS! Ah'm a living punchline!"
Saxton Hale was nonplussed. "And are you content?"
Tavish stared. And then his lip trembled. "Aye…ah like bein' me. Even if it seems huddy, ah really do!"
"Then why apologize? If you like being a stereotype, embrace it! Look at me!" Hale promptly backhanded the Spy, causing the Frenchman to yelp. "I just hit that man because I felt like it! And a manly man makes no apologies when his fists go flying!"
"Uh…why?" asked the Scout.
"Because a man's word his bond, and a man's man speaks with his fists!" bellowed Hale. "My preposterous testosterone makes people uncomfortable, but I accept it! So accept your Scottishness! Accept your blackness! Accept your cyclops-ness! But above all else, accept your manliness!"
"…ye give the daftiest speeches." The Demoman grinned. "But mehbe ah'm just enough of a bampot to work with it."
"…say, did your family ever have any race horses?" asked the Sniper.
"Aye."
"Know why they were so fast?"
The Demoman frowned. "…why?"
"Cause they saw what you did with your sheep."
Everyone stared at the Sniper. The Demoman glared…until a smirk crossed his lips. "At least ah dun need a sniper scope to see me own knob!" Everyone then stared at the Demoman. The Sniper scowled…and then the two burst into laughter, as did the rest of the group.
Except for Misato. "What the heck is a knob?"
"It's Scottish slang for penis," rasped a deadpan Pyro.
"Oh." Misato blinked. "Oh. UGH!" Her face curdled with disgust. "Geez you guys, I'm a young lady! You should at least try to be…decent…PFFFFT!" Her cheeks bulged with restrained laughter. "Okay, sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face…you guys, being decent?"
Everyone stared at Misato. Then they all laughed some more, enjoying a joke at their own expense.
In times of danger and peril, humor was still humor.
The Scout wiped a tear from his eyes. "Man oh man, I woulda missed out on all of this." He gazed at the Heavy, a question coming to mind. "I got stuck here cause I was on vacation. But what brought a big guy like you to the Land Down Under?"
Aleksander chuckled. "I was associate lecturer at University of Melbourne. My focus was in Russian language, literature, and history!" Quite a few of the relative newcomers looked dumbfounded. It was not the first time he had gotten that reaction. "I know, I know: I don't give off that impression, no?"
"That's putting it mildly," said the Soldier.
"I love my country," said the Heavy with a wistful tone. The flickering flames were just enough to reveal the nostalgia in his eyes. "Empire, Republic; Communism, Capitalism; the people still remain. And I wanted to share that love with people outside of Mother Russia!" His smile faded. "Did not even make it six months before Impact happened."
"…at least you have a home." Everyone turned towards the Soldier, his eyes hidden by his old-fashioned infantry helmet. "I feel like being a soldier is what I'm meant to be. But every single day, my past changes. Was I active duty? Was I honorably discharged? Was I a traitor? Was I in a nuthouse? Was I an overzealous history professor? Was I a policeman? And on and on." He crossed his arms, roughly leaning back against a truck tire. "I don't really care about keeping track of it all. But I do wonder sometimes."
Everyone stared. "Shit, man," murmured the Sniper.
Misato sat down beside the Solder, giving him a reassuring pat. "I don't know who you used to be, but I know who you are now: the guy who fired a rocket at the ground he stood on just so he could launch himself into a wannabe warlord." Among other things. But that had been one of Misato's most cherished memories of John Doe in battle. "That's the kind of guy I want on our side!"
"Compliments won't make me cry," muttered the Soldier, conspicuously tilting his helmet further over his eyes.
Misato smiled. "Well, let's keep the ball rolling!" She glanced over at the Pyro, form shrouded in thick clothes and bandages. "Sam Hayden…if that is your true name-"
"It's not."
"…um, right." Misato blinked. "So…what's your deal?"
"…well, since it seems to be story time…" The quiet, almost androgynous voice of the Pyro commanded everyone's attention. "I was a forensic scientist. Brisbane. Burn victims were my specialty." Sam held up their gloved hand. "Had a rather unfortunate accident. Now I'm unpleasant to look at, to put it mildly." They slowly shifted aside part of their facemask, revealing a patch of skin on the cheek rife with white and yellow color. "Immune system already compromised from birth. Makes healing nigh-impossible. Mostly second-degree burns. Some third-degree, but not entirely. Wasn't lucky enough."
"…how the bloody 'ell is that lucky?" asked the Demoman.
"Third-degree burns are painless. Second-degree burns aren't."
"…how do you stand moving?" asked Misato.
"With difficulty." The Pyro shrugged. "I've gotten used to it."
"…that is the most metal thing I've ever heard," muttered the Scout, awestruck.
"It'd be a lot less tolerable if our dear Medic hadn't decided to experiment with kanga-quad blood." One couldn't deny Ludwigg Riemann was a little off, but damn if he wasn't good at what he did. "It's good stuff." The Pyro turned their goggled gaze towards Mr. Smith. "And what of you, oh-so-mysterious Spy?"
"Hmph." The Spy quietly flittered with his butterfly knife, as was his habit. With a decisive motion, the blade flipped back into its protective casing. "I was here to assassinate our dear Boss." Everyone, save for Hale, was suddenly quiet. "There was a reason his title for me was 'Spy'."
"…uh…"
"And no, I am not going to try and finish the job. The one who wanted him dead just-so-happened to perish in Melbourne, so I have no motive. Corporate competition can get a little heated."
The Boss bellowed with good cheer. "My one regret was that your former employer didn't have the stones to challenge me head-on! I would have preferred it that way!" To punctuate his sentence, he grabbed a skewer and promptly tore the head off of a bat with his teeth, jaw audibly grinding the winged mammal's skull and its gooey contents within.
A giggle crept past Misato's lips. "You guys…" What a motley crew they were. "You're all crazy." Would they have survived for so long otherwise? "But that doesn't matter." They had been willing to divulge their own stories. They'd taught her so much. "If I hadn't met Pen-Pen…if I hadn't run into Hale-sensei…if I hadn't met any of you…who knows where I'd be?" The thought of not knowing these people rankled. "Thank you. All of you."
"…why so serious, little one?" asked Aleksander.
"You've trusted this team enough to tell us about yourselves. I think it's time I finally return the favor." They all knew that she was from Japan; her accent and features made that an inescapable conclusion. What they didn't know was how she had gotten to Australia. "I was in Antarctica. Before Second Impact. Before everything went to hell."
And so she told them. Of her father's expedition. Of the ancient alien base. Of the four wings of light, a harbinger of the world's end.
Not a single one doubted her. They had seen too much to do so.
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Shelter 3B, Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Now why do you doubt me, Mari-chan?"
In a shelter filled with Section 2 agents – one Haruka Aida among them – and worried civilians, an intense debate was going on in one particular corner.
Mari Langley-Sohryu gave Ai Suzuhara a stink-eye. "What are you, stupid? Repeat what you just said to me."
"My brother can beat your sister in an arm-wrestling match."
"Uh uh. Nope. Nein! Ska is way more acrobatic and athletic than Toji."
"So? Arm-wrestling is about strength. Toji is stronger than Sohryu-san. Done deal!"
"That second sentence is totally wrong. How is Toji stronger than my sister?"
"Cause Toji's a boy!"
Mari stared. "Rei Ayanami."
"You can't use Ayanami-san! She's like, one of those 'nephil' thingies we learned about in class. That's cheating!"
Nozomi Horaki intruded upon their little 'debate', hands gripping a tray filled with rice cookies. "Aida-san says we can have all of these if we'll 'shut our little midget mouths, cause otherwise I'll break something that's actually worth money.' Her words. Also Ai-chan, that's 'nephilim'."
Mari and Ai looked at the tray, saw the presence of chocolate chips, and came to unanimous decision. "We'll settle this later Mari-chan."
"Agreed!"
As the trio set about devouring the confectionary treats, Nozomi looked around the room, gauging the mood. Tense, quiet, and uncertain seemed to fit. "I wonder how the battle's going outside?"
"If the last Angel was any indication, my sister's probably kicking its butt." Mari bit through a particularly sweet chocolate chip, eliciting a happy little sound. "When Ska's in Unit-02, she's unstoppable!"
"Didn't your sister get stopped the first time they fought the Seventh Angel?"
Mari glared at Ai. "That was one time. It won't ever happen again!"
xxxx
/Operations Deck, NERV-1, Tokyo-3/
"Unit-02 is out of commission ma'am. That bolt of lightning completely shorted out parts of the Eva's armor, and has locked down as a fail-safe measure."
Misato Katsuragi reacted to Miyata Ibuki's words in a fairly succinct manner that summarized her general feeling on the matter. "...crap-baskets." Okay, so the Angel's incapacitated our best Pilot. What are we going to do now? "Shinji-kun. Get Unit-02 to the nearest duct. We're going to need a new strategy."
"Yes ma'am!"
The Lieutenant Colonel scowled at the sight of Unit-01 trying to haul Unit-02 away from where it had fallen; were it not for the constant static and intermittent cuts in the footage, the charred hole in the red Eva's left shoulder would look far more gruesome. "So. We have a reality-warping Angel that's interfering with our electrical systems on the surface, and our attempt to end the warping triggered an automatic defense of some sorts. Am I in the ballpark?"
The hologram of a baseball being batted out of a stadium projected from Ritsuko's monocle. "You're in the ballpark."
"Great." So. The Angel's in there somewhere. That was clear enough; that lightning bolt had a definite source. The question: how do we get to it? "Hyuga."
"Ma'am?"
"Our ballistics. Can the MAGI track their trajectory, even if we lost contact during the flight path?"
The bespectacled Lieutenant frowned. "Hmm…for anything that doesn't have an onboard guidance system, unlikely. Or any kind of internal transponder, for that matter. Especially with all of the interference."
"So basically, the missiles in our defensive batteries…and the grenades on the Defender Gundams' rifles. Not to mention the Defender Gundams themselves."
Shiori Aoba arched an eyebrow at Misato. "You got a plan?"
"Just an idea, for now. Pen-Pen!"
"Wark?"
"Arrange all Gundams around the main storm cloud."
"Wark."
The purple-haired Operations Director didn't waste any time. "Aoba, I want the missiles in Groups C and E to fire at the cloud. Hyuga, disable the detonation charges. And I want at least two missiles to follow the same flight pattern!" The two Lieutenants looked oddly at each other, but proceeded to do precisely as their superior commanded.
One minute later, the Defender Gundams were arranged in an orderly lattice about the main storm cloud, their movements slightly janky due to the Angel's electromagnetic interference. Throughout the city, several missile batteries were aimed directly at the cloud.
Hyuga double-checked all of the figures. "Everything is ready, ma'am."
"Okay. Fire."
The batteries rotated, firing around twenty missiles in a staggered fashion. The dud projectiles soared into the cloud, their presence disappearing from all sensors. In a matter of seconds, they reappeared, flying in haphazard directions away from the storm cloud. A few projectiles slammed into nearby skyscrapers, while a good multitude sailed into the sky, harmless.
To a good deal of the Bridge staff, it was only further confirmation of the Angel's ability to warp space. What was Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi up to?
Misato glanced at Maya. "Did the MAGI track them all?"
"Yes ma'am."
"The two missiles that followed the same flight path. Where did they emerge?"
Maya quickly queried for an analysis. MELCHIOR provided an annotated video clip; despite the fuzzy picture, one could clearly see two missiles emerge from the same spot over Lake Ashi. "From the same spot."
Misato Katsuragi smirked. "So…it's not constantly changing everything. The warping is fixed. Perfect! I've got a plan."
xxxx
/December 31, 2001/
/Barkly Tableland, Southwest of Mount Isa, Queensland, Australia/
Misato Katsuragi gulped, staring down the dingo-sized fire ant, its pincers dripping with blood. Well, this is just perfect. Lost my handgun. Bat's too far away. No plan. And I'm alone. How am I going to get out of this?
How had she gotten into this mess?
It had been a standard day; she was slated for scouting duty of the Barkley Tableland, which now featured a multitude of ravines Post-Impact. The hilly savanna had already been sparsely populated prior to Impact, but it was important to map the area out. Misato's partner for the mission had been a guy named James; somewhat prissy, but an absolute wizard with chains. All in all, nothing had been sighted from afar, so it was considered a rather simple duty.
Well…they had been driving an uncovered jeep off-road. Not normally a problem, that's what jeeps were for. Not until a sudden sinkhole had caught the front wheel, sending the duo flying.
Misato had fared…decently. Her ribs felt bruised, and her handgun had apparently gone missing.
James…not so much. Misato had come to just in time to see a gigantic fire ant swinging James around, its mandibles lodged firmly on his neck. It had then curled up to deliver a vicious sting with its abdomen, right into James' belly.
Her impulse had been to pull her metal bat out of her backpack and start swinging.
The fire ant had caught the bat between its pincers and ripped it from her hands, tossing it far away.
Hence her current predicament.
Misato grimaced, shooting a glance behind James' corpse at the jeep; she had to get out of here.
The giant fire ant's mandibles clacked together right as it lunged at her. With a dexterous leap, she vaulted over the ant, landing beside James and grabbing his fallen chains. With a quick whip of her arms, she wrapped the chains around her fists and forearms, forming improvised gauntlets-slash-knuckledusters. She turned right as the fire ant jumped at her.
Pow!
Right in the kisser. The punch sent the gigantic insect sprawling but not for long. It immediately got to its feet, clicking angrily at her. She kept backing slowly towards the jeep, unwilling to take her eye off of the fire ant for a second.
With a sudden zigzagging motion, the ant was upon her, leaping into the air. She barely caught its mandibles between her chained hands before its momentum slammed her into the ground. Fighting off her increasing panic, Misato pressed her foot against the thorax, pressing up by just enough to save her life.
How?
When the ant's abdomen curled in to strike, the stinger only pierced her shirt instead of her sternum as well.
The venom still came, dripping onto her skin. Searing pain became Misato's entire world.
A hellish scream emerged from her throat, and adrenaline took over. Everything blurred and became nonsensical. At her next moment of cognizance, the fire ant was no longer a threat: its two mandibles had been torn off and pierced through its head, while the trunk between its thorax and abdomen was snapped in twain.
Okay. Good. It was dead.
Misato hissed, the alkaline venom burning on the skin between her breasts. She staggered over to the jeep, engaging the four-wheel drive and reversing out of the sinkhole. Gotta get back…gotta get home. She breathed heavily, staring back at the corpses of the fire ant and James. I should…take him back…
Then more fire ants emerged, crawling over the lip of a nearby ravine: most of them the size of dingos, with not a few as large as a convertible.
"…sorry James." She shifted into first gear and took off, trying to ignore the increasing pain on her sternum. Don't fall unconscious, don't fall unconscious, don't fall unconscious…!
Fun fact about regular fire ants: they could travel at about two inches per second on average. Scaled up to the size of a dingo, that translated to over forty miles an hour. It didn't matter that no insect ever attained such a size due to natural physical limitations: Second Impact had removed the 'un' from unnatural.
So it was that the fire ants caught up before Misato could get into a higher gear, their mandibles slashing at the jeep's tires. They blew, drastically reducing Misato's speed and likelihood of survival.
"…I'm gonna die." An ant clambered onto the driver door, poking its head through the open window. Her punch sent it tumbling. "I'm gonna die." There was no way around it. There was no way she could get back in time. Not even enough time to reflect either. "…this sucks."
Fortunately, today was not her day.
Over the upcoming bluff rumbled Mortimer, reins held by none other than Saxton Hale. The massive arthropod circled around the jeep, its massive legs crushing dozens of ants. The Boss let down a rope, his stance confident and grip sure. "Hurry up, sheila!"
Misato didn't have to be told twice. She crawled out of her seat, scrambling onto the hood of the jeep and jumping for the rope. She clambered up Mortimer's exoskeleton, falling on her knees besides Hale-sensei. "…how…?"
"Lowrie saw your jeep get in a bingle and radioed in. I was closest by, and boom, here I come to save the day!"
"…hurts…"
"Suck it up or I'll give you something else to focus on! You know what they say: pain is weakness leaving the body!"
"That's…stupid…"
"I thought I was the only one who thought that. After all, I've never been weak, so I'm a living counterexample!" boasted the haughty Aussie.
Mortimer rumbled underneath their feet. The master-apprentice duo looked around, noticing that the titanic millipede's legs were now covered with giant fire ants. "Bah, knew it wouldn't end so quickly. Those buggers are almost as tenacious as me!" He wrapped an arm around Misato's torso and leapt off of Mortimer's head, mere seconds before the millipede impulsively curled in on itself to defend its softer body parts. Alas, it was futile; there were simply too many ants.
The duo landed in a roll, kicking up dust and grass from the collision. Misato grimaced, gripping at the wound on her chest; even so, she couldn't help but look back as their trusty steed and comrade vanished underneath an increasing swarm of fire ants. "Morty-kun…"
"Heh. We're living on the edge, now. Literally!"
Misato looked over her shoulder; Saxton Hale was looking into the ravine that they had landed near. It stretched for at least four hundred meters one either side, and was about twenty meters wide: too long to move around, and too far to jump. Already, drones that had not turned their focus to devouring Mortimer were pursuing them diligently. "…what are we going to do?"
Saxton Hale smirked. "Heh. Life is a funny, yet cruel mistress; I spent so many years turning Mann Co. into Australia's greatest business." He cracked the knuckles on his right hand. "And I've tasted the finest brews in all of the Outback!" Left hand. "And yet…for all of it, nothing ever compared to the sheer joy of fighting. It was all I ever wanted to think about. Even with all that's happened since Impact."
Misato stared; what was he talking about? "S…Sensei?"
"But as soon I saw you with that penguin, facing down a pack of dingoes…I knew you had a destiny. A real ripper, too. Couldn't explain it if you asked for a reason, but it's what my gut says. And a man's gut is the way to a man's heart, after all!"
This speech was starting to rhyme a little too much for her liking. The parallels with her father's last words were uncanny, and foreboding. "Sensei, stop it."
"You also have good sense about you. You've done your best to look after everyone in our little rat pack. And, as unmanly as it is, you have the sense to know which risks are worth taking." Hale's grin was a little too wide, just a touch too teethy. "Me? I can't stop thinking about waling into those ants. My blood's pumping hard just thinking about it!"
"Sensei-!" Misato's retort was cutoff as an unfamiliar weight settled on her head. She looked up and froze; it was Saxton Hale's hat. "What are you doing." It wasn't a question, for Misato was not confused; it was a statement, for her dread was all too certain.
"There's a reason I took you under my wing." He glanced beyond the edge of the ravine; far in the distance, he could spot a few vehicles from their caravan approaching. He turned back towards his apprentice, staring her dead in the eyes. "After all…there can be only one Boss."
Before Misato knew what was going on, she was sailing over the ravine. She yelped upon landing, rolling haphazardly in the grass. Staggering to her feet, Misato's eyes were wide with fright, her limbs numb with terror; Saxton Hale stared resolutely at her from the other side. "Sensei!"
"You take care of those losers for me! Show that lot what it means to be a real man!" With those last words said, he turned back towards the encroaching horde, mandibles clicking ravenously. "Okay you sorry sack of bugs…HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!" He barreled into the onslaught, fists flying with abandon.
Tears pricked at the corners of Misato's eyes. She dared not look away, out of the sheer foolhardy hope that he would find a way out. He always had before. Always! Yet…and yet…as his body vanished from sight, seemingly overwhelmed by the growing army of giant ants, her fear gave way to sorrow. "SENSEI!!!!!!"
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Yes sensei, this is an excellent plan boss-lady, I will do everything you ask, Katsuragi-sama."
"Quit being a smart aleck, Mana-kun."
"Apologies Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi. My sister is merely excited."
Mana Kirishima grinned within the cockpit of the Shining Gundam. "I'm only being somewhat sarcastic." The thought of using their beam sabers against the Angel was exciting; it was a legitimate chance to test out their new weapons (and if Gendo Ikari's little monologue about her being replaceable hovered in the back of her mind…well, that was just another motivating factor). Perhaps they would be sufficient to pierce the Angel's AT-Field?
"Just stick together on your flight path. If you end up outside of the cloud without contact, pick another one. Let us know immediately if you find anything."
"Wark."
"Roger," said Mayumi Yamagishi.
"Roger!" Mana looked around; her sister's Rising Gundam was right behind her, with over two dozen Defender Gundams arranged in a staggered pattern around the main cloud. Further afield were Unit-00 and Unit-01.
"Move out!"
At Katsuragi's command, the Gundams all delved with abandon into the proverbial belly of the beast.
xxxx
/February 14, 2002/
/Camooweal, Queensland, Australia/
Mount Isa had had to be abandoned.
The fire ants had gotten closer and closer, until the threat of the massive colony was too dire to ignore any longer. Thus, their home for over two months had been left behind.
It had been a hard decision to leave such a stable, well-defended town with relatively easy access to resources that could be used for bartering and tool casting. Not a few of their people had elected to remain behind.
Most had followed Misato's lead.
It was almost a cruel joke. Just because she wore 'The Hat', that made her worthy of leadership?
Over a hundred miles northwest of Mount Isa, along the Barkly Highway, they had finally stopped in the small town of Camooweal. The lack of people and prevalence of bleached skeletons had been easily explained by the acid-spitting eaglehawks that congregated there. A few days of work by the Sniper had taken care of that threat, so the town was essentially theirs. Everyone had quickly and methodically searched the buildings within the city limits, gathering food, ammo, weapons, and other supplies of value. Of particular value had been the tiltrotor aircraft found in the hangar by the town's lone airstrip.
It had been a particular punch to Misato's gut to see Mann Co. emblazoned on the side. Apparently, judging by the available logs in the hangar, Saxton Hale had donated it to the Royal Doctor Flying Service.
Dell Conagher and a few other more 'enterprising' types had taken to it with gusto to see if they could get it flying. If not, it would make for great scrap.
Still, it was perhaps no surprise that Misato had elected to claim the hangar as her particular residence. From the small radio tower, she would be able to get a good view of the town and surrounding area; tactically, it was a good decision.
In reality, she might have been called a bit masochistic, willingly reminding herself of her greatest failure.
Drinking from a bottle of Hale's Most Pugnacious Porter probably didn't help.
"Wark."
Misato glanced over at Pen-Pen, who was staring pointedly at her. "We can't exactly talk about drinking laws when the government doesn't exist. Besides, it's not like people even younger than me never drank beer. DeGroot-san would be quick to tell you that." The Scotsman knew the history of beer quite well.
"Wark."
"It's only one."
"Wark."
Misato shot an annoyed glare at the penguin. "So? Do you actually have a problem, or are you just here to argue?"
Pen-Pen stared. With a small huff, the penguin waddled out of the hangar. If she didn't know any better, the little guy was indignant. Maybe he had a right to be.
Misato sighed, leaning back against the small table. Old maps and aviation charts had been swept aside to hold her weapons and Hale-sensei's Hat. Her eyes trailed slowly over old photos and medical documents; who had used this place prior to Impact? Had they lived their lives carefree? Had the possibility of death been far from their minds?
She traced the region between her breasts, wincing at the soreness; the Medic had done his best, but there would always be a scar to remind her of the deaths of James, Mortimer, and Hale-sensei above all.
Death was such an ugly thing.
So why couldn't she stop thinking about it?
"It is not good to drink alone."
The accented voice was familiar. "Aleksander-san."
The Heavy slowly walked into the hangar, his eyes showing a great deal of concern. "You have not been yourself."
Misato snorted. "Oh? And who says I'm not me? The man I called 'sensei' died! Who the hell says that I can't change from something like that!?"
"People can still be themselves, even if they change."
"Oh, trying to get philosophical on me?"
Aleksander did not let Misato's sharp tongue get to him. "Is it working?"
The fifteen-year old snorted, looking away from him and taking another long sip of her porter. The Heavy calmly grabbed a stool and sat beside her, his body looking comically large relative to the tiny chair. After a brief bit of silence, Misato said, "I don't get it. Why me?"
"Why you?"
"How the hell can anyone look at me as leader material? Sensei was Saxton Hale! His strength was ludicrous! He might not have been the most diplomatic type, but he was a damn better leader than I'll ever be! I'm just a teenage girl with a dead mother and daddy issues! Why should anyone ever call me the Boss?!"
"…do you think I am strong?"
Misato, breathing heavily from her brief tirade, pointed at his massive torso.
The Heavy chuckled. "Of course. But would that make me as accurate with rifle as Sniper? Or as fast as Scout? Or as good with explosives as Demoman? Or as good with surgery as our Medic?"
"…"
"People have different strengths. Size of muscles is not everything! On physical side, you are limber, agile, and good with handgun. But inside, you have strong heart and strong spirit. Those are strengths too."
"…then why are you saying I'm not myself?"
"You have not mourned. You are passionate young woman. So mourn."
"…Hale-sensei wouldn't have mourned."
"Old Boss had different strength. You are Misato Katsuragi. You are new Boss. Do not be like old Boss; be you."
Misato looked into his face. For how imposing Aleksander Kasparov could look on the outset, he was a surprisingly gentle sort outside of combat. All of that tenderness was on display. So it was ultimately a foregone conclusion: her face curdled as she buried it into the Heavy's torso, sobbing deeply and quietly for not just the death of her sensei, but also for the loss of her hometown and mother, and the sacrifice of her father, along with every complicated feeling that was tangled up in those realities.
Five minutes passed before she stopped. She stepped away, wiping the snot away with her arm. "Sorry about your shirt."
"Shirt has old bloodstains already!"
Misato giggled, feeling a bit of good humor for the first time in weeks. "…Aleksander-san. Thank you."
"It was nothing!" said the Heavy with a hearty laugh. "Even though you are young, there are many who look up to you! So rely on us like we rely on you." He got to his feet, walking towards the hangar's entry. "They are almost finished making supper. Come when ready!" And then he was gone.
Misato watched him go with a sad smile. "…people look up to me, huh?" Wasn't that a kick in the pants. Well, if it was true, then her opinion was irrelevant, wasn't it? She would just have to – as her old sensei would often say – 'man up'. She grabbed the bottle of porter and downed the rest in one gulp. The burn was enough for her to impulsively whoop. Whether it was out of satisfaction or catharsis was unknown. "Well, no time like the present!" She grabbed Hale's hat and placed it on her head, walking out of the hangar and into the waning light of the evening sun.
Pen-Pen hadn't left. He was standing right outside the hangar entrance. "Wark."
"Yeah, I needed that."
"…wark."
"Don't worry. And Pen-Pen…sorry for being such a jerk."
"Wark."
The era of the new Boss had begun.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world, the Valentine Treaty was signed, signifying a formal end to the Impact Wars and the ascension of the United Nations as a true enforcer of global order.
Time passed, and the world at large slowly began to pull itself together.
Australia, although isolated, was no exception to this.
It took over another year of traversing the Northern Territory and Western Australia before Misato and the caravan chanced upon a genuine, sustainable settlement. To be even more precise, a settlement that wasn't occupied solely by psychopaths or wannabe warlords: it was the town of Katherine within the Northern Territory and the nearby military base in Tindal, administered by the Royal Australian Air Force.
Following the flooding of Darwin during Second Impact, the survivors had consolidated their resources further inland, near the protection offered by the RAAF in Tindal. The vast majority of Australia's military leadership – concentrated in Victoria, New South Wales, and Queensland, and thus susceptible to the deadliest of Impact's tsunamis – had perished, and communications had become extraordinarily unreliable; hence, the officers stationed at Tindal had focused solely on maintaining order and a functioning society in conjunction with Katherine's civilian government.
As a result, life in Katherine was the closest throwback to Pre-Impact society that Misato and her subordinates had experienced since…well, Second Impact.
It was a godsend for the caravan.
Everyone quickly ingratiated themselves with the townsfolk. Misato and her Team quickly found themselves working alongside the military in familiar roles related to security.
Time continued to pass. More knowledge of the outside world began to trickle in. First and foremost, knowledge of Second Impact's cause: ADAM, the First Angel (even though Misato's Team had believed her about what had happened in Antarctica, it was still nice to have further validation). Second, but almost as important, the belief that more Angels would emerge one day to wreak havoc upon humanity.
And this led to the great dilemma: now that everyday life was no longer geared solely to survival, Misato had time to think about what had happened in Antarctica, and what she was going to do about it. If her father had been involved with these 'Angels'…she needed to find out more. She needed answers.
She needed closure.
2003 gave way to 2004. Word eventually came through that Japan was back under control of its government. Misato dropped her father's name – if Shiro Katsuragi had headed a UN expedition, surely he had some clout – in the hopes that the RAAF might be able to pull some strings.
2004 gave way to 2005. Against all odds, a message came to her from a town called Hakone, courtesy of an individual by the name of Kozou Fuyutsuki. He promised more information if Misato met him and his superior – one 'Gendo Ikari' – in person. Travel arrangements would be taken care of.
It was a no-brainer.
So this was how, on one cold June morning, Misato found herself standing on the runway of RAAF Base Tindal, staring incredulously at the Bombardier Aerospace Global 5000 business jet. "This seems a bit much for just me and Pen-Pen."
"It is all about sending a message." Misato turned towards the Spy, his eyes narrowed with suspicion. "Your particular benefactor has some impressive resources to send a jet of this size."
"Probably compensatin' for somethin'," cracked the Scout.
Misato smiled. Her Team had chosen to see her off, and she was unbelievably grateful for it. "You guys aren't gonna burn the place down while I'm gone, right?"
"No promises," rasped the Pyro.
"If zey do, it vill mean more prectice for me!" exclaimed the Medic.
The Soldier stomped on the Medic's foot, prompting the German to yelp with pain. "Don't joke about disobeying the orders of your superior officer! I'll see to it that you man the walls for night duty!"
"Aye, it'll be weird gettin' jaked without me favorite hen!" The Demoman promptly downed a large gulp of scrumpy. "I'll hafta drink twice as much in your absence!"
The Sniper sighed. "You're perpetually pissed already. Your liver doesn't need more abuse." Ignoring the Scotsman's rude gestures, David Lowrie looked back towards Misato. "We'll hold the fort down, Boss. Any idea how long this little trip will take?"
Misato shrugged. "Haven't the foggiest."
"Well, I reckon we'll find plenty of things to occupy ourselves in the time being," said the Engineer. "Gotta say, a lot of people are gonna miss you. Joel's little girl, especially."
The Heavy…well, he promptly burst into tears and wrapped Misato up in a massive bear hug. "Our Boss has grown so big! It feels like saying goodbye!"
The purple-haired eighteen-year old couldn't help but laugh at the big man's almost-parental concern. "Hey now big guy, let me down." After the Heavy set her down, she smoothened out the folds in her black shirt, long blue skirt, and denim vest; it was somewhat more professional attire than she was accustomed to, but it was important to make a good impression on whoever this 'Fuyutsuki' and 'Ikari' were. "I've technically made it to adulthood, right?"
"Australian adulthood," corrected the Sniper.
"Right. And how much craziness have I been through with you guys? Oodles and oodles! And it's made me the woman I am today. So if you think I'm going to just leave you behind, you're absolutely nuts. I don't know how long it'll take…but I will return one day."
The Spy took a brief drag of his cigarette. "Do what you must."
Misato nodded. A thoughtful expression crossed her face, and then she decided to take her appreciation one step further: she bowed at the waist, holding Hale's hat in one hand. "Thank you. All of you." She rose back up, glancing down at her first and most faithful companion. "Ready Pen-Pen?"
"Wark."
"Yeah, I'm not ready either." She bent down, grabbing the penguin and balancing him on her hip. "But we're going anyway!"
Her Team watched as the small jet took off, disappearing from sight and whisking away their Boss to an unknown future.
After almost five years, Misato Katsuragi was returning to Japan.
xxxx
/January 31, 2016/
/Downtown Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Still no sight, Boss-lady. Taking another route."
"Understood. Keep your eyes open."
Mana Kirishima sighed as she directed the Shining Gundam back into the haze, followed dutifully by the Rising Gundam. She ignored the flickering on the edges of her displays; so long as she didn't get zapped by a bolt of lightning, she'd be fine. "This Angel is seriously boring."
"Compared to the last Angel, I prefer boring."
"Yeah sis, but you're weird like that…hold on. I've got something."
"As do I."
Within the fog, a figure was becoming clearer and clearer. Somewhat cylindrical and crystalline, with two red spheres: one on top and one on bottom. Angelic cores. "Boss-lady, we found it!"
"Excellent! Shinji, Rei: follow the JET ALONE's flight path!"
Giving words of assent, the First and Third Children directed their Evangelions into the cloud, their AT-Fields intermingling with the Angel's.
On cue, the crystalline Angel began to crackle and spark with electricity. Mana's eyes widened. "Uh oh." She whipped out her beam saber, holding it forward right as the Angel let loose a bolt of lightning. The energy field of the beam saber swelled and blazed with the excess power; shouting with adrenaline, Mana swung, her momentum triggering an arc of crackling energy that blasted the side of the Angel. "…awesome."
"Sister, are you okay?!"
"Never been better!"
Unit-00 and Unit-01 suddenly barreled past them, jumping towards the Angel and dragging it down to the ground. As the ground quaked and the Angel tried to shock the two Evas into submission, Misato roared, "Mana-kun, Mayumi-kun, attack!"
"On it! Sis, I've got the top core!"
"Then I have the bottom!"
The two Gundams separated, beam sabers at the ready. Weaving around errant bolts of lightning, the Shining Gundam and the Rising Gundam clutched their sabers tightly, aiming true for the cores. The cutting ability of the sabers was demonstrated masterfully, for they pierced into the red spheres like a hot knife through butter.
The electricity stopped. The crystal crumbled. The two Evas backed away, bringing up their AT-Fields as the spheres flashed.
CHYOOOM!
A green cross-shaped explosion pierced the fog, brightening the entire cityscape of Tokyo-3. The haze settled and the fog dissipated, as though the entirety of the unnatural weather was an extension of the Angel's will, and no longer had a reason to be once it perished.
Sunlight graced the fortress city, and reality was as it should be.
Mana grinned widely. "Score one for the good guys!"
xxxx
/June 28, 2005/
/Keter, GEHIRN Pyramid Complex, Geofront, Hakone, Japan/
"You know, this whole set-up screams 'evil lair'. Not quite evocative of the whole 'good guy' shtick like Fuyutsuki-san was saying."
Gendo Ikari stared at Misato Katsuragi from behind tented hands. "I don't generally make a habit of insulting my host's choice of décor, but I'll make an exception in your case."
Misato winced. "Point taken." She glanced out the windows, marveling at the absolute beauty of the environment within the Geofront. It was also hauntingly familiar in a way that only she, in all truth, could fathom. "This Geofront isn't manmade."
"Very astute. We call it the Black Moon, a counterpart to the White Moon that was the focus of the Katsuragi Expedition."
Misato turned back towards Professor Ikari. Despite his rather subdued nature compared to her old compatriots from Australia, every instinct she possessed screamed that this man was dangerous. "And how do you know about it?"
"I was one of the many UN supervisors responsible for the transfer of data from Antarctica. I knew your father personally. He was…a good man."
Misato frowned. "And that's why you bothered to meet me in person, huh?"
"It was surprising when Fuyutsuki mentioned your name. I trust your accommodations have been satisfactory?"
"…I've lived in Australia for the past five years. Hakone has been very nostalgic. And the free medical exam was nice too." It had been a bit of a shock – though not much of a surprise – to find that she had had some relatively benign intestinal parasites. "What about Pen-Pen? I haven't seen him yet since I got out."
"He's doing well. Are you aware that there was a cancerous tumor within the wound under his neck?"
"…no. No I did not."
"It was removed with no complications. Honestly, your penguin is quite special."
"…I get that a lot." Misato tried to command her blood pressure to decrease. A tumor was not the kind of information to drop so casually! "So…why am I here?"
"I would like to know about your time in Australia."
"…what's in it for me? I can't imagine you brought me here just for the sake of your relationship with my father, because he never mentioned you."
"You've been with very undiplomatic people, haven't you?"
"…point taken. Sorry."
"It's an understandable concern. I imagine you want to know more about the Angels?"
"…yes. Yes I would."
"Then tell me about Australia."
So Misato did. From the moment of her landfall, to her departure from RAAF Base Tindal; all the major events were covered. Gendo didn't interrupt, save for times where he wanted clarification on a particular item. It took almost three hours for Misato to finish her tale.
"You've been through quite a bit, Katsuragi."
"That's putting it mildly. So…what about the Angels? I'm fairly certain you know more than what's come out of the public reports."
"Indeed. Did you know that the Second Angel was not found in the White Moon? That LILITH was in fact found here, within the Black Moon; and is now lying dormant within this facility's deepest chamber?"
Misato's frown deepened, contorting into a barely-restrained snarl. "And you haven't killed it yet…because…?"
"We're still not quite sure what it was that triggered ADAM to initiate Second Impact. We would prefer not to inadvertently cause Third Impact."
"…point taken." Misato bit down her outrage, schooling her expression into something less angry. "But still. Why bring me here?"
"Data deciphered from the White Moon leads many within GEHIRN and the Human Instrumentality Committee to conclude that the Angels will return to finish what Second Impact started. Much of GEHIRN's resources are being directed to prepare for an eventual conflict, as many believe LILITH will be a significant factor. As for you? I believe that you could play a pivotal role when the Angels return. Your trials in Australia attest to that much."
"…so what exactly are you asking for?"
"Obtain a higher education. Become an officer in the JSSDF. These two actions will take who you are and refine you. I have a keen interest in obtaining the best people for the job."
"So I'm just a means to an end, huh?"
"In the grand scheme of things, aren't we all?"
"At least you're honest."
Gendo Ikari blinked. Then he did something rather startling; he laughed. "I haven't been accused of being honest in quite some time. I'll need to work on that."
"…you're an odd one, aren't you?"
"I'll take that as a compliment." Gendo Ikari leaned back in his chair, his orange shades blocking all sight of his eyes. "Granted, you don't have to do any of this. You can head back to Australia. You can settle down in Japan. You can travel the world."
"But this is the quickest way to get to the bottom of what happened with Second Impact, right?"
"The most efficient one, to be sure; you can consider this a conditional job offer. And I have one thing to sweeten the deal. Might I see your hat?"
Misato blinked. "My hat?" She removed it from her head, briefly tracing the crocodile teeth; the proverbial memorial to Saxton Hale, her sensei, and the man who had helped her survive the Australian Outback. "Okay." She handed the hat to Gendo, who looked at it appreciatively.
He then opened up a drawer in his desk, placed the hat within, and locked the drawer. "Do as I ask, and you'll also get your hat back."
"…wow. You…you are such a bastard."
"Are you more inclined to fulfill my requests?"
"…damn it, I am."
"Then I don't care." Gendo reached into a different drawer, pulling out a small folder of sorts. "One of my most senior…colleagues…has a daughter around your age. She'll be finishing her studies abroad in Germany. Accompany her, and you'll have my endorsement for enrollment at the University of Leipzig." He handed her the folder. "This will help you get started."
"I smell a set-up."
"That's a crass way of looking at it. Think of it as a gift-wrapped opportunity."
"…fine. I accept."
"I expect great things from you, Misato Katsuragi. I'm sure we'll be in touch."
The purple-haired eighteen-year old turned on her heel, walking out of the cavernous office. As she walked out the doors – wanting to break something fragile and incredibly expensive – her eyes fell upon Pen-Pen. "Hey buddy."
"Wark."
"Yeah, I know, don't rub it in. And what's this I hear about you having a tumor?"
"Wark."
"...uh huh. Picture of perfect health. Sure." Her eyes fell upon his neck and blinked; where once was her bandanna, a rather impressive metal buckle replaced it. Etched into the metal was 'PEN^2'. "This is neat. Who gave this you?"
"Wa-wark."
"It's a 'no hard feelings' prize? What do you-" She paused. Then she gave a horrific stink eye to the doors behind her. "That son of a…ugh! That man is infuriating."
Pen-Pen looked quizzically at Misato.
"Well buddy…we've got a long road ahead of us. Let's get to it."
And so they did.
Misato travelled to Germany.
"So you're Ritsuko Akagi, huh?"
The young woman with burgundy hair looked warily at the purple-haired stranger sitting beside her on the plane. "Ah. You must be this 'Misato Katsuragi' I was told about."
"Yep. You and me? We're gonna be friends."
"…sure."
She pursued her higher education with great diligence, and met some very interesting people along the way.
"My my, I don't see this hair color often…" Rough fingers brushed through purple locks, only to be grabbed by a relatively petite hand.
The owner of said fingers was promptly tossed onto his back. The bedraggled young man blinked, looking up at a vision of loveliness. "Ah. I must have died and gone to heaven."
"Cute. No touching, pal. If any touching's done, it'll be by me. As you just experienced."
The young man grinned. "I'll hold you to that. The name's Ryoji Kaji."
And upon graduation in 2009, she went straight back to Japan to enroll in an Officer Candidate School for the JSSDF. Her chosen branch: the Air Self-Defense Force.
There was something to be said for the pomp and circumstance of graduation ceremonies.
Misato Katsuragi stood at attention diligently, resisting the urge to beam with pride as her superior granted her with the badge of a Second Lieutenant: a silver star above a silver bar.
She served obediently, and ventured all over the world in the line of duty. Her most harrowing experience was undoubtedly in 2010, during the Central American Wars. It was somewhat…relaxing, compared to Australia.
A motorcycle soared over the barricade, drawing the attention of the guerillas holed up within a manor's courtyard.
So preoccupied were they by the astonishing sight that they missed its driver jump off, shrouded in the darkness of a cloudy night.
Their attention was grabbed when said driver landed on a comrade's head, her feet driving him face-first into the earth. Her suppressed pistol flashed with each pull of the trigger, downing them with expertly-aimed headshots. The last guerrilla tried to bring his rifle up, only for an elbow to jab into his windpipe, crushing his Adam's apple. Gasping for air, the long-haired she-devil put him out of his misery with a bullet to the head.
Six men dead in seven seconds.
First Lieutenant Katsuragi motioned with her hands, prompting her platoon to emerge from the shadows of the Brazilian jungle. She turned towards her cycle – nestled wheels-down in a small, lush garden – and barely resisted the urge to pump her fist. Stuck the landing!
Her time in Japan's military drew to a close, having obtained the rank of Major by the time her tour of duty ended.
So in October of 2014 – after GEHIRN had become NERV, after Hakone had become Tokyo-3 – Misato Katsuragi found herself walking back through the doors of Keter, coming face-to-face with Gendo Ikari for the first time in years. "I want my hat."
Gendo Ikari – now wearing a rather impressive-looking cloak – took her in at a glance. After pausing at the sight of her badge – a silver star above two bars – he smirked. "Welcome to NERV, Major Katsuragi."
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/January 31, 2016/
/Misato's Apartment, Tokyo-3, Japan/
"Another victory for NERV against the forces of evil!" cheered Misato Katsuragi as she downed a can of Yebisu.
"I second this motion!" said Asuka, her left shoulder wrapped in gauze and medical tape. Her soreness at having been knocked out of the battle with one blow was mitigated by the fact that the Twelfth Angel had been vanquished. "Also, a toast to Mana and Mayumi for their first killing blow!"
Mana nodded haughtily. "That's right. I'll accept any and all praise."
"To be fair sister, it was a group effort," remarked Mayumi, having already donned her wig and fake glasses.
"Just gonna keep being awesome." Mana completely ignored Mayumi's point. "Also, just to be technical, my first real killing blow was against the Tenth Angel."
"That was outside of your Gundam though, it's not the same thing!" protested Asuka.
Hikari Kirishima rolled her eyes; the five Pilots and the Lieutenant Colonel were sitting around the table in Katsuragi's Apartment; Ryoji Kaji was still in the middle of picking up Mari from the shelter. Debriefing had been altogether short this time around, as most of NERV-1's resources were devoted to repairing and overhauling the damaged electrical equipment wrought by the Angel. "Not that I'm happy for our success, but I have a question." She pointed towards the stove. "Why is the penguin helping Ikari-san with dinner?"
Indeed; where Shinji was busy prepping the ingredients and herbs, Pen-Pen was stirring the broth that would serve as the base for the stew. "Wark."
"Eh, Pen-Pen felt like helping for a change. He thinks Shinji-kun deserved just a little break!"
"…wark."
"Hey! I help out here by default, it's my apartment!" protested Misato.
"Wark."
"Don't make me go for the midget emus!"
Pen-Pen shot Misato a scandalous glare. "WARK!"
"I'll do it! I'll go full midget on you!"
"WARK!"
"…that's a low blow."
"Wark."
"Fine. We're at a stage of mutually assured destruction. Détente it is!" Misato popped open another can of Yebisu and started chugging. Pen-Pen snorted, turning around to keep stirring.
Hikari, Mana, and Mayumi stared. Asuka's lips were twitching, trying vainly to try and hold back her guffaws. Shinji was humming conspicuously loudly, trying to ignore the bedlam. Finally, the stoic Rei Ayanami put her two cents in. "You have brought up these events before and have apologized to each other for them. Why purposefully antagonize each other and needlessly harm unit cohesion?"
"We do it for the same reason Asuka's been picking at you and Shinji whenever you try to hold hands when you think no one's watching."
Shinji's entire body twitched, accompanied by an audible hitch in his breath. To Rei's credit, there was only a slight dusting of red on her cheeks to indicate her reaction. "And that reason would be?"
"Mutual, lighthearted antagonism is one of the foundation blocks of camaraderie and friendship! Trust me, the guys on my Team are experts in that field. And Pen-Pen and I go way too far back to let silly stuff drive a wedge between us. Right buddy?"
"Wark."
"Exactly!"
Hikari Kirishima stared. "…you are the most unprofessional military officer I've ever met."
"Eh, I can be professional when I want. But professionalism isn't why Supreme Commander Ikari hired me."
"And why did he hire you?"
"Because I can get the job done, no matter what it takes." She then downed the last of her second can of Yebisu, crushed it, threw it over the shoulder into her trash can, and capped it off with a satisfactory belch. "Whoo! That hit the spot."
Sergeant Kirishima stared. She then let her head drop face-first onto the table. "This is my life…"
"Just let the chaos envelop you," sagely advised Asuka. "Go with the flow!"
"Yes mom. Follow her advice! Let the craziness flow through you!" cheered Mana.
Hikari groaned. "…this is my life…"
Misato smiled, enjoying the laidback atmosphere of the victory celebration. As far as she was concerned, this was the good life: vanquishing supernatural enemies, enjoying a beer with her comrades, and talking smack with her penguin! And thank goodness; who knows how I would have ended up if I hadn't landed in Australia all those years ago?
Within the guest room adjacent to Misato's bedroom – currently used for storage, laden with auto parts, ammo boxes, and a score of old magazines – there was a closet with a sliding door. Within that closet sat a number of Australian relics and artifacts, testaments to Misato's time in the Outback.
Two items had the greatest prominence, sitting proudly on the top shelf. One was a faded picture, taken in Mount Isa: it featured Saxton Hale and all nine members of those colloquially called his Team, with Misato Katsuragi and Pen-Pen sitting in front of Hale's booted feet.
The other was Saxton Hale's hat, a memorial for the man himself and all that Misato had endured to become the woman she was today.
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/December 12, 2014/
/RAAF Base Tindal, Northern Territory, Australia/
"So we've officially established diplomatic ties with Japan, eh?" asked David Lowrie.
The RAAF rifleman nodded; the two were patrolling the wall surrounding Tindal's airfield. The young lad had taken a shine to his old stories about the days of Hale's – and then Katsuragi's – caravan, so he didn't mind this particular shift so much. "That's what I hear my superiors saying," responded the rifleman.
"Hmm. The brass gonna try and claim themselves to be the continuation of Australia?"
"I don't believe so. We're probably just going to present ourselves as the Republic of Katherine. Personally, it would feel wrong trying to claim the name with the rest of the country being an uncontrolled hellhole."
"Too right."
The rifleman briefly looked through his binoculars, wincing at the sight of two kanga-quads kicking an armored dingo to death. "It's been over nine years since that old boss of yours left; why do you and the others stick around? You could have easily moved on."
The Sniper shrugged, lightly chewing on some kangaroo jerky. It was a question he and his teammates had often gotten, in some form or another: why stay? "Because when you live through a world of fire and blood, those bonds you develop can't be broken by time alone, I reckon. She said she would return. Therefore, we'll wait."
The rifleman shrugged. "Suit yourself." The distant roar of jet engines caught their attention; they raised their binoculars, focusing on the incoming aircraft. "Supply shipment from the JSSDF."
"JSSDF, eh…?" The Sniper frowned; he shouldered his rifle and dropped down from the wall, walking towards the airfield.
"Where are you going?!"
"Call it a hunch!" The Sniper moved forward resolutely, waiting for the jets to set down and begin taxiing before walking onto the runway. One of the cargo planes slowed next to the largest hangar; the Sniper neared it right as the rear cargo hatch lowered with a hydraulic hiss.
The first sight he saw was a wide hat with crocodile teeth, and it took his breath away.
The years had been quite kind to the sheila; where once had been a girl, there was now most definitely a woman in her place. She stood with hands on her hips, clad in a short brown dress and a red bomber jacket. The purple hair was long and womanly, but the cocksure look in her brown eyes was – to borrow a phrase – just as 'manly' as he remembered.
Lowrie tipped his hat at her. "Boss."
"Sniper." Misato strode off of the cargo plane, Pen-Pen waddling quietly behind her. "Get the Team together. I've got a crazy new job, and I need people I can trust to watch my back."
"Wark."
He didn't ask where she had been. He didn't ask what job she was talking about. He wasn't indignant at her absence, and he didn't berate her. He simply smirked, and said, "Took you bloody long enough."
Misato's Team was going to Tokyo-3.
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To be continued…
Next time…
Episode 21: The Day that Tokyo-3 Stood Still (Enemies on All Sides)
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(And thus, instead of becoming catatonic after Second Impact, Misato went on an adventure.)
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