Chapter Nine: One of The Heroes
Wards HQ was pretty much just as I remembered it from the last time I'd visited. During that field trip, our tour group had to take the lobby stairs to the underground, domed base, but this time I got to ride the super duper special tinkertech elevator escorted by none other than Miss Militia.
I took in the hightech console setup. It hit differently when you were going to be one of the heroes, and I was overcome with a feeling of… something. Not awe. Not anxiety. Something akin to a mixture of disconnected disbelief and foreboding responsibility. I wasn't sure the English language had a name for this emotion.
More impressive than the room were the young heroes who occupied it, boys and girls of similar age to me, teens who had been fighting crime for months or years by this point. My partners who I'd be working alongside. There was that strange and nameless sensation again.
This is happening, I told myself,
This is the path you chose, Sam, now put your best foot forward.
"Everyone, this is Dimension Pull," Miss Militia introduced me, "though we're still workshopping her official name. She'll be joining as the Wards ENE's newest member. I trust you'll welcome her to the team."
Gallant, knight in literal shining armor that he was, took that as his cue. He held out his hand in greeting, which I met for a handshake, "Glad to see another cape on the side of the heroes. Welcome to the team, Dimension Pull."
"I'll get out of your way, then. Do remember your meeting with PR," Miss Militia said, eyes crinkling. The heroine had mastered the art of smiling with only her eyes visible.
She exited through the elevator, and I was left alone with the rest of the Wards. They immediately started talking over each other all at once.
"Yo, nice to meet you. I'm Clockblocker. I'm curious to know more about your power. Armsy was real light on the details."
"I am so glad to have another girl on the team, you have no idea."
"Um, so you're a Tinker, too? That's cool."
"Uh-" I stammered.
"Guys, let's maybe slow it down a notch? Hi, I'm Aegis, leader of the Wards ENE. This is Clock, Vista, Gallant, Kid Win, and Shadowstalker."
"Why am I the only one who gets the shorthand name?" Clockblocker whined.
"You know why." Vista chastised him, her hands planted on her hips and a pout on her face.
It was adorable, but she could never be allowed to know I thought that.
"I know who you guys are," I said, "I mean, I grew up in Brockton, so of course I know all the hometown heroes. I'm Dimension Pull, and it's nice to meet you all. You already knew that. Um, my powers are kind of complicated to explain, but it's true that it involves a lot of tinkering.
"No worries," Gallant said, "you don't have to share everything all at once if you don't want to. There'll be plenty of time later to talk powers."
I could hear the easy-going smile through his faceplate, darn casanova. No wonder Vic- Glory Girl was dating him.
"How about a proper tour, first?" he suggested.
That was preemptively interrupted when Shadow Stalker spoke up. "Okay, go have fun wasting your time, kiddies. I'm going now." She addressed me, "You'd better not slow me down," and walked away.
Yep, that was about what I was expecting. I'd have to plot how to get the bully caught in the act because she was a serious detriment to this team and the city as a whole. Shouldn't be too hard with her impulsiveness.
"Seriously, Stalker?" Aegis muttered. "Ignore her," he said to me, "she has that attitude with everyone."
Didn't I know it.
Kid Win shifted uncomfortably while Vista glared daggers -through her visor- at Stalker's retreating back.
Clockblocker shook his head in a chastising manner, "Can't go five minutes without mouthing off to the newbie."
"We all go through tough days," Gallant splayed his hands placatingly, "guys, let's focus on giving the tour."
Not everyone needs your white knighting De- Gallant, I sincerely hoped I could convince him that Stalker had to go. He tended to see the best in people. Even when they didn't deserve it.
"She's been having a
bad day for four months now." Clockblocker said under his breath. I think everyone heard anyway.
"No worries," I said, "the rest of you are cool."
"Let's get started, then," Aegis took the lead.
I learned a lot that I already knew. The hightech computer station was for console duty, where the Wards basically spent shifts acting as dispatch and the help desk for the patrols. A U-shaped cluster of couches cordoned off the communal area where we could hang out when not on duty. We had a 90 inch television with a collection of videogame consoles and a dvd player for entertainment. There was also a fridge and small kitchen, in case anyone ever felt like cooking. Mostly, it was just used for the microwave to heat up instant meals.
That was the open part of the base, and the rest was hidden down two flanking hallways on opposite ends of the dome. Girl's quarters were on the kitchen side, and boy's were on the opposite. Turns out they only installed six rooms on each side, so I wondered what would happen if the Bay ever got more Wards than they could house. Probably ship them out to a different department, if I had to guess.
No matter what, they would perpetually be half empty. Even though we were one of the most afflicted cities in the entire country, you never saw any Wards transfer
into Brockton, and now I knew why,
Stupid Cauldron.
"So that's about it," Aegis concluded the tour, "any questions?"
"This isn't really about the tour, but would it be too early to reveal my identity to you? I guess I don't even have a real costume yet, just this dumb mask"
"Not at all!" Gallant informed me, "We all have to sign NDAs for each other's identities anyways as part of joining the Wards, and no one here would divulge that kind of information. Trust us, we know how you feel there. But there's no rush either. It took Shadow Stalker over a month to mask off to the rest of us."
"In that case…" I peeled the disguising mask off. "Hi, I'm Sam, and it really is awesome to meet you all!"
Yeah, I may have felt just a little guilty that I knew their identities already, and this would even the playing field somewhat. There wasn't so much guilt that I would be revealing my deepest insecurities though, as that would be going a step or two too far.
Vista was the first to remove her visor. "Missy. Pleasure to have you on the team, Sam."
So adorable.
No stop, bad Sam, you can't think about your teammate like a cute puppy. With that silky blond hair and soft cheeks though, she was comparable to a golden labrador.
Aegis and Gallant were next.
"Carlos, glad to have you here," he shook my hand.
"I think I know you from school. The name's Dean. You're in art club, right?"
Yeeep, these two stole all the hot guy genes. It helped that they had
very well developed muscles too. Carlos was rocking shoulder length brown hair and those soulful dark eyes, while Dean had the perfect smile and blonde hair of a business mogul's scion. In other words, they would make the perfect duo of love interests for a trashy, young adult webnovel romance.
"Oh, yeah! I've seen you guys at school too. I guess it really is true that they send all the Wards to Arcadia."
"Well, not all of us. There's a certain dark, brooding edgelord who haunts Winslow."
"Clock!" Carlos chastised him, "She's not even here man."
Clockblocker took off the blank white face mask and dramatically rolled his eyes. "Like she cares. Anyways, I'm Dennis. You seem pretty cool, Sam."
He held out his hand to me. I eyed it, knowing exactly what would happen if I shook hands with the time-stopper, but I was curious to know what his power felt like. So I shook.
And everyone was suddenly sitting on the couches. Dennis and Chris -he had unmasked- were watching a timer on one of their phones. It really felt like no time at all had passed, even less than the blink of an eye. It was a little disconcerting, and it would be even weirder the more the surroundings changed in the intervening time.
"That was interesting," I said.
"You only lasted 30 seconds? That's pretty quick," Chris said as he paused the timer.
Dennis snorted, and Missy shot him a glare.
"I'm Chris by the way."
If Dennis was the definition of soulless ginger, then Chris was the quintessential quiet kid. The wavy brown hair and small frame didn't really give him so much of a nerdy look as an aura of unobtrusiveness not helped by his posture that shrunk in on itself. An introvert, then.
"Sorry about that," Carlos looked sharply at his prankster teammate, "he should know better by now than to pull this kind of stunt."
"But it's funny every time!" he protested.
"No, it's really not," Missy said, seemingly exasperated by his antics.
"I don't mind," I really didn't. "Now I know what it would feel like if we had to use it in the field."
Missy sighed, "Please don't encourage him."
Carlos clasped his hands together. "Alright, why don't we go over any questions you have for us, Sam. Powers, concerns, rules, anything really you feel you need to know, and we'll see if we can answer."
"Speaking of," Dean took the initiative, sounding serious, "has anyone told you about the unwritten rules yet?"
"Yeah, I know about them," I responded, "Don't use lethal force unless absolutely necessary, keep away from anything that would cause mental or physical anguish, and respect civilian identities."
He nodded, "That's pretty much it. It sucks, but sometimes the heroes have to ignore good leads on villains because it would trample all over that third rule. That kind of thing tends to blow back on all of us."
"Yeah…"
and I know the secret identity of the majority of the villains in the city.
I knew from day one that I could never use this information against the Bay's gangs for fear of retaliation, at least not in any direct way.
"But enough of that," he powered through my awkward introspection, "what questions do you have for us?"
What could I ask that I didn't know about already? I guess, "Is PR really as bad as they make it out to be?"
"Wait, who's bad mouthing PR?" Chris looked confused.
Oh snap, that's right, it was more of an internal thing that the Wards complain about PR constantly and not something someone from the outside should really know about. "I mean, you always hear about Wards who get rebranded and all that. I figured it must be annoying to have to go through that."
"It's not all that bad. You just have to work with them to get what you want," Dean said.
"No, she's got a point," Missy said. "They don't really care what will make you effective versus what will get more goodwill and sell more toys."
Samuel's opinions and mine were in agreement that Vista was treated the most unfairly by marketing. Her potential was seriously hampered by PR's refusal to let her use any form of ranged option. Her outfit was darn cute though.
"You'll probably get a good deal. They pretty much have to let the Tinkers use what they make for themselves." There was a hint of a bitter edge to her voice.
Understandable, Missy, understandable.
"Eh, I don't know if I'm supposed to say this, but my Mom is part of marketing, and I'm honestly kind of worried that's going to make it
worse for me."
"Oh my god," her eyes flared wide open, "I am so sorry. Yeah, you're absolutely screwed."
"I get to choose my name, though!" That was something, right?
Dennis' eyes boggled, "They're just letting you choose your own cape name? What kind of injustice is this? Do you know what they wanted to call me? Stopwatch! Stopwatch, I tell you! Can you believe that? I had to break out Clockblocker at the press announcement, and let me tell you, I'm glad I did. Stopwatch…"
"Well, it was part of my deal to join up."
Carlos looked mildly impressed. "Huh, good for you. They usually play hardball with names. So what are you going with? Militia said your current one is just a temp?"
"Uhhh, I don't actually have anything concrete right now. Trying to think of something that will match well with my powers, something with meaning to me but other people can still say and relate to easily, you know?" Names were hard, okay? All the good ones were taken. And how could I even encompass the vast, chaotic nature of my powers in one short name?
"Do you know what your specialization is?" Chris asked. "A lot of Tinkers loosely base their name off of that. Look at Armsmaster, or Jetstar."
"It's complicated, but why don't I just tell you about my powers?" That got everybody's rapt attention. "Alright, so I'm kind of a weird mix between a Tinker and a Trump. Basically, I unlock more tinkering options over time through practice, but I have a lot of control over what direction I want to take things in. At the same time, I also sometimes get powers that can complement the things I want to tinker up. For example, I could focus on building some kickbutt laser weapons, and pick powers that let me use laser weapons better, but it would always be at the expense of my other options, at least in the short term. It's kind of like I'm building myself up as an RPG character. I can specialize in certain areas or try to be a jack of all trades."
"Holy, that is broken," Dennis whistled.
Chris paled, "That sounds like a lot."
"Damn, that's a really versatile power," Carlos' impressed look deepened. "So, you can pretty much be any kind of hero you want then?"
"Well, there are limits on what I can make. It really is like an RPG where I get to choose from a selection of items, but I can't just create anything and everything I want.
Dennis leaned over the couch backing, "Got anything good yet? Piggy can't put the kibosh on it if you already made it."
"Piggot," Dean corrected him with a frown, "Let's not do the name calling thing, yeah?"
"Yes and no," I answered the original question, "I've only made two real things so far, and one of those was during power testing. I'm really proud of the first one though, sort of. It's complicated. Anyways, I can show you if you like?"
"Sure," Carlos agreed, "You have it on you?"
"Yep." I equipped the PipBoy from my inventory, "Tada! Wrist mounted computer with health tracking, a map, radio, and… other features."
"Is one of those features turning freaking invisible?"
Why, thank you for asking, Dennis. "Nope, that's another part of my power. I get to store my tech in my own personal pocket dimension, hence the name Dimension Pull."
"Some people really do get all the luck," Missy said, looking at me jealously. "That is pretty cool, though."
Chris was also looking at the PipBoy with naked envy, but didn't voice his thoughts.
"I, for one, am excited to have two Tinkers on the same team. You always hear about Tinkers pooling their strengths together to create something greater than they could accomplish apart," Dean smiled at me and Chris.
That was true. There were definitely things that Kid Win had going that I didn't. I wondered what would happen if I let him make modifications to something like a plasma rifle. I might be able to solve the problem of lethality by collaborating with someone whose specialization was modularity - I could have one plugin for stun, one for brute stun, and one for melting down everything in my path.
"That sounds like a wonderful idea," I beamed at Chris, "I can already tell I'm going to have some issues with energy output, and I'd love to discuss it with another Tinker."
"Wouldn't it be better to talk to Armsmaster about that? I mean, I don't really think I'm as qualified as him to help you," Chris looked down at his feet.
Don't put yourself down! You're awesome in your own way! I'd have to spend time with him to coax out his speciality in a way that felt natural rather than me somehow knowing it like I precogged the information out of thin air.
"Eh, he's always busy, right? Besides, the more perspectives, the better. I can get input from the both of you."
"And," I added, "your hoverboard is awesome."
"Thanks, I'll work with you then," he was rather quiet.
Score! Plan Tinker Tango was a go. The only thing better than a laser rifle made by a Tinker was a laser rifle made by
two Tinkers.
"Sheesh. Get a room, you two," Dennis had to ruin the moment.
Missy swatted the unruly Ward upside the head, and Chris stared harder at his feet.
"Hey!" he protested the undeniably warranted abuse.
"Knock it off, man."
Yes, Carlos, put your foot down!
"Did you not just see that violent act of inter-Ward abuse? I call favoritism!" the red headed class clown faux-gasped, "Yet another example of the injustice infecting our fair organization."
I let a snort escape me, eliciting a smile from the lanky ginger.
"Seriously, Sam, I thought you were on our side. Now you're enabling him too?"
Misty sounded so serious, I couldn't help but let out a bark of laughter, "I'm sorry, you guys just have a nice vibe, ya know?"
I leaned back into the couch cushions, more relaxed than I had been going into the meetup. I had been worried at first that I wouldn't be able to fit in with the other Wards given what I knew, but it really wasn't that hard to put it all aside in the moment and just hang out like… teenagers. I got the sense that they really wanted me to feel welcomed and included, each in their own peculiar way.
"We try. It's important to give a good impression to everyone, including prospective members." Carlos shot a pointed look at the time-stopping jokester. "Got any more questions?"
I hummed in thought, "How about- you guys are the ones with the experience. Who would you say is the worst villain to fight in the Bay?"
I had my own thoughts on the matter (Cough, Coil and Bakuda, cough), but I was genuinely curious to hear their opinions, and it would make a good icebreaker for talking about hero stuff. They certainly had their opinions.
"Lung, for sure," Dennis started the tally.
"I don't know, Hookwolf is pretty bad," Missy disagreed.
"I actually agree with Lung being the worst of the two, not that we've ever gone up against him," Chris threw in his lot with Dennis.
"Honestly, Hookwolf is meaner than Lung, and he doesn't need as much time to build up to full strength. I say Hookwolf," Dean made it a tied vote.
We all looked to the only hero yet to cast their ballot and break this tie. Carlos looked back at us with a frown. "Okay, first of all, Wards aren't supposed to be getting into fights with dangerous villains. Policy is to back off and call for support when things get heated. That said, I have to give it to Oni Lee. There's something seriously wrong with the guy, and his powers are no joke. Makes my skin crawl."
Yup, I super-duper-mega-agreed. My personal ranking of terrible went as such: In first place, Bakuda - not yet present, but from what Samuel gave me, she sounded like an absolute madwoman with a bomb fetish, an awful combo. Taking home the silver medal, Coil - everything I now knew about the snake sent my stomach roiling. He was a revolting person whose power inspired existential terror. Then there was Oni Lee - Three words. Teleporting suicide bomber. Lung and Hookwolf seemed pretty interchangeable to me on the scale of evil and difficulty to take down, though not quite as bad as compared to the top three at the pinnacle of their powers. Really though, our city had a lot of truly bad villains. The best of Brockton's main gangs made the worst of some cities' villains look like tame kittens.
It was time to try for a less depressing question.
"And what about your favorite heroes?" I asked.
"Wait a minute. This isn't about rules and regulations. You're just trying to get to know us better!" Dennis pointed an accusatory finger at me.
I was swept up in another giggle fit when our adorable space warper space-warped her hand behind him and slapped him for the second time that day.
"Guilty," I said.
"Why don't you tell us who your favorite is, first?" Dean suggested. "I always think it's interesting to see which heroes people gravitate towards."
Who was my favorite hero? If I'd been asked that before I gained Samuel's unbidden knowledge, I would have said Panacea in a heartbeat, but now I wasn't quite so sure. She did wonderful things that actually helped people and improved their lives in a tangible way, but she was also clearly capable of bringing some terrible atrocities to fruition. She was broken.
This was a world that broke people. It was by design. It was the purpose of Shards after all; they broke humanity in the pursuit of the solution to their eternal problem. So all natural triggers were messed up, but were Cauldron capes any better? They were all kept on a tight leash, ultimately under Contessa's control whether they knew it or not.
So where did that leave me? I had peeked behind the curtain and saw the magician's tricks. Some of the greatest heroes had enacted the worst tragedies. However, there were still those who had stood against what they believed as wrong to the very end, even at great cost to themselves. I thought of Dragon and Weld. There were depressingly few I could name.
One person stood out to me though. He may not have been the most powerful, and he was rarely a consideration to the many people who had read of his plight, but his story resonated with me in a way that Taylor's did not.
Theo Anders. Golem. He was just a terrified kid in an inescapable situation, but when push came to shove, he did what he had to do without compromising his morals, pushing himself past his limits to show Jack he meant business. Even if he ultimately failed to stop Gold Morning, he never once wavered in the face of overwhelming odds. His was a story about self improvement and overcoming fear, something I'd need in the coming days.
"Hellooo, Earth to Sam?" Dennis waved a hand in front of my face.
"Sorry, I was thinking about it." Now, I couldn't exactly give them a hero who didn't have his powers yet. That would raise some uncomfortable questions, so I fibbed and gave them my runner up, "I have to choose Panacea. She just saves so many lives every day."
"You know she's a total grouch, right?" he said. "But I'm gonna have to go with Chubster. Hear me out, hear me out!"
As we listened to Dennis defend his choice, thoughts of Theo's fight against Jack Slash to try and save the world remained firmly planted in my mind. Overcoming fear, indeed.