Chapter 89: Dakians Inepta
Trunko
Dissatisfied writer
- Location
- Milan, Italy
Chapter 89: Dakians Inepta
A few hours later, Havenstein's forces entered Arcidava, receiving a warm welcome by our soldiers and indifference from the local population. Although they were surprised to see a seemingly peaceful city, not under attack from the enemy, they did not lose too much time wondering why: immediately some divisions broke away from the bulk of the formation, heading for the strategic checkpoints around the city, while a large armored car familiar to us stopped shortly before us.
"May the Devil take me if these are not the two youngest and most reckless mages in the Empire. Greetings to you, Major Degurechaff and König. I hope you didn't have too much trouble taking the town?" Havenstein said, saluting us.
"Nothing too difficult." Tanya and I replied, returning the salute. "Some rebellious civilians and a preacher convinced he's the new Messiah. Do not worry: we've taken note of their names and dispersed their assembly. We'd like to pass the information on to the Military Police, if possible."
"That's it?" he asked, dumb folded. "What about the Dakians? They didn't try to attack the city?"
"We were concerned they would try," I replied. "We had also prepared improvised fortifications to defend ourselves in case they attacked us before you arrived, but in the end, they were no use. They didn't even show up."
This was a lie: in fact, it was possible that the Dakians were already in view of the city. Some men of the battalion had in fact reported strange reflections, coming from the southeast, and that judging by their descriptions could be the reflection produced by the Sun reflected on the lenses of military binoculars. However, a rapid reconnaissance team had found nothing, except a few torn branches and traces in the mud, which proved that someone had actually been watching us.
"Strange," Havenstein said, scratching his chin thoughtfully. "From the reports my scouts had passed on to me, I thought it likely they would at least make an attempt to occupy the city. I had no idea the Dakians were so fearful."
"I don't think it's about fear or lack of guts, even if they have certainly contributed" sad Tanya to my left. "The Dakians probably expected to attack an empty, defenseless city with a population that would support them. The flower of security in a garden of risk. Perhaps our presence here, and the fact that they knew we could keep them busy until you arrived, convinced them to relent."
"Yes, quite probable," Havenstein said, before smiling. "It was a pleasant surprise though: this will give us time to catch our breath and regroup before we move on to the counterattack."
"Indeed!" I replied, a mischievous smirk on my face. "In addition, we will be able to gather information on enemy air forces, their size, and their likely plans. Where are the Military Intelligence soldiers attached to you?"
"They're looking for an ideal place to install their listening post. Once set up, they can start giving us information about the enemy." Havenstein explained. "In the meantime, I have a few questions for you…"
"For us?" Tanya asked, a little skeptical. "What kind?"
"Relax, Major Degurechaff: these are a few simple questions about the training your recruits have undergone. There are some strange rumors circulating, and doubts that deserve to be dispelled..."
"Sirs, sirs!" suddenly, an unknown soldier appeared, looking at us frantically. A quick glance made me realize that he was wearing the uniform of the Imperial Intelligence Service, whose job it was to be aware of what the enemy was doing and to report it to us.
"What happened?" Tanya said, looking at him. "The Dakians are attacking us?"
Immediately, my mind stopped for a surprise. Did we underestimate the Dakians? Were they about to attack us en masse, or had the attack already begun? Either way, we were in trouble.
"N-not yet, sir!" the soldier said, straightening himself. "But we are receiving some communications that require your immediate presence. I believe it is very important…"
"Sir?" I said, turning toward Havenstein and looking at him with a worried look. "Can we…"
"Of course you can. Go and take care of whatever is it. Make sure to tell us if these damn Dakians are going to attack us, however! Meanwhile, I am going to check out and help fortify our positions."
Tanya and I nodded, and quickly followed the soldiers, preparing ourselves for whatever it could be happening right then…
The soldiers of the intelligent military had settled in an imposing old building, which must have once been the residence of a prince, a duke or a man rich enough to afford such a sumptuous residence. In the space in front of it, the army had already positioned some anti-aircraft batteries to defend the building and its precious contents from possible enemy air raids, and numerous soldiers patrolled the adjacent streets and stood guard around the building's entrances. The building itself had been redecorated and now hoisted numerous red flags with the two-headed dragon on top, the symbol of the empire.
"I hope this is serious." I said to Tanya as we kept following the soldiers inside the building, slaloming among the other soldiers and people inside "It would be rather humiliating if it turns out that it's a small matter in the end."
"If in the end, it turns out to be a small matter, we can still report it to the Strategic Headquarter and request their immediate dismissal. After all, we were quite busy already!"
"I can assure you, sir" the soldier, who apparently had heard us, replied, "That is a very important situation. We are getting reports all of the same types, and we are quite confused because they are saying all the same things!"
"And… what are they saying?"
"You'll see soon, sir. We have arrived."
We went in. We found ourselves in a large room, with numerous tables and communication machinery, and numerous men sitting in front of the machines. On the right, next to a large window, a large strategic map showed the situation along the border between the Empire and Dakia.
"Sirs!" another man, slightly older than the one who had brought us here, came in front of us. "I'm glad that Kurt has found you. With the current situation, you need to be told immediately."
"Enough with the chitchat." Tanya almost yelled. "Who are you, and what news do you have that's so important that you urgently need to summon us?"
"Sirs! First Lieutenant Heiner Heck of the Intelligence Division of the Imperial Army. We asked you to come here so we could share some very important news…"
"What kind of news?"
The First Lieutenant did not say anything, instead of passing us a freshly printed document instead.
"Emergency," I said, reading the paper. "A corps-sized Dakian military unit has invaded our borders. Strategic HQ is ordering an immediate counteroffensive."
"Yes, sir." Heck replied. "From what info we were able to gather, the enemy infantry comprises approximately 600,000 men, in four army groups. However, judging by the observations of our explorers, the enemy forces seem at least momentarily lacking in armored or mechanized forces."
"I see," Tanya said, taking the paper from my hands and. "What is the aerial situation? How strong is Dakia's air force?"
"This is why we have decided to summon you, Sirs." One of the men said. "We currently have no information on the enemy air strength."
"What? Is there a problem with communications?" Tanya asked.
"Everything is working fine, sir." the man from before replied. "Information from our reconnaissance planes indicates that the skies of Dakia are clear, and no fighters have come forward to intercept them. There is absolutely no word of an air superiority battle. In addition, we are intercepting enemy communications. Unencrypted communications."
"Unencrypted?" Tanya said in a state of almost surprise. "Those must be fake, a trap in order to lure us. And I absolutely refuse to believe the enemy has no armored or aerial forces."
"We thought so too." Heck said. "But all the communications we have picked up so far in the area are the same type, so we hypothesize them to be accurate…"
"Let me get this straight:" I said, sighing. "Dakia, the country that is actually trying to invade us, is doing so with no armored forces, no air forces, and not even encrypting their communications?"
"So it seems, sir." Heck replied, looking at me. "Of course, we are staying alert to see if this could still be an act of deception, but so far, we haven't even found any clues that seem to suggest otherwise. On the contrary, the facts appear to be as they seem..."
"They are not encrypting communications, and they have no air or armored forces?" Tanya said, looking at the map "I did not expect the Dakian Army to be so inept…"
"Me neither," I replied. "So… what do we do now?"
An evil grin formed on Tanya's face. "Get the battalion together. We need to give our troops a good speech…"
"Attention!" someone shouted, and almost immediately, all the soldiers before us stood at attention. Tragen was on the right, and had a proud, albeit slightly uncomfortable attitude. I could understand that, on the other hand: a long transfer trip was very tiring for everyone.
"Our Commanders, Major Orzak Frederick König, and Major Nardak Tanya Degurechaff will now speak!"
"Everyone" Tanya debuted. "This is time for war. No, something very similar to war. Today is a very important day for both Major König and I. Today, in fact, is the day of our common birthday. Perhaps, the Dukedom of Dakia already knows this, since they are sending us a gift. A wonderful surprise present. A whole load of targets for a live-fire training exercise. You can choose to shoot them or to destroy them with your spells. With guaranteed air supremacy, this is a manhunt, if anything! This is like kicking boy scouts about! However, before I grant word to our commander, Major Frederick König, try to remember this: this time, the enemy will return fire. Probably…"
Tanya made a gesture towards me and took a few steps back. I immediately moved forward to where she was a few moments before.
"Very well. As major Degurechaff has already explained to you, this will not be a true battle, it will be a battle in the name only. As you have already heard, the enemy has neither magical nor traditional air forces. This means that you can concentrate on attacking the enemy's ground forces without worrying about possible attacks from behind. In addition, the enemy does not seem to have armored forces, at least for the moment. This simplifies our task because it means that we will be able to attack simple soldiers on foot, armed only with their rifles, and with little chance of defending themselves against our explosive or drilling spells. However, this does not mean that the enemy is defenseless: it will be armed, and very numerous. They do not have our firepower, true, but perhaps they will not need it to cause us serious problems. For this reason, I want to make sure that each of you remembers the rules of engagement: do not land unless you absolutely have to, stay close to your comrades, make extensive use of the enemy's mistakes, and try not to expose your weaknesses. But above all, I want none of you to feel pity for the enemy today because you will not receive any in return. Any questions?"
No one spoke.
"Very well. You have one hour to prepare for your first battle against a flesh and blood enemy. Until then, dismissed!"
The men were dispersed, almost all of them following their own officer. Only a small group remained.
"Tragen," I said, walking up to him. "What is it?"
"Is this real, sir? The enemy really has no air forces?"
"Looks like it."
"And they have no armored forces to put against ours?"
"Ditto."
Tragen put his hand in his hair, scratching his head with thoughtfulness. "Damn, I wasn't expecting them to make it this easy."
"Don't tell me you're feeling sorry for them." I joked.
"Is not that sir. It is just… I was hoping for a real battle, a real confrontation with an enemy that could engage my mind and body."
"So, you are quite disappointed that our upcoming battle will be easier than we expected us to be?"
"No, Sir. I just wanted to be sure about that because some of my recruits." he glanced back, and gave a very nasty sergeant look to the men behind him. "I'm still not in the best condition to fight. I was hoping a violent confrontation might be a good final exam."
"I am sure our impending battle will be a worthy final exam for our recruits." I smiled. "However, try to keep them alive. It would be a bad signal for headquarters if we lost a few soldiers in our first battle."
"Will do, sir!" he saluted, walking away and starting to bark orders to the soldiers.
"Still making friends with the underlings, Frederick?" Tanya's voice echoed from behind me. "When are you going to learn that you can't be the boss and a friend at the same time?"
"Hey! It worked on the Rhine Front!"