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Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted)

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GreggHL said:
It could be debated this was less dangerous than riding Luna, as Isidoros wouldn't try to seduce you with all the things.
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That's because Isidoros is quite happy with Szoreny.

Kind of wonder how that relationship got started, really.
 
GreggHL said:
It could be debated this was less dangerous than riding Luna, as Isidoros wouldn't try to seduce you with all the things.
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That would be distracting; I mean you're charging into battle on top of your shape-shifting cosmic horror aginst other cosmic horrors, and in the middle of battle it tries to make an... Offer.

That involves tentacles and strange and unholy positions, Not saying that Invictus wouldn't be tempted, but there's a time and place for those kind of things.
 
RadiantPhoenix said:
Yes, !!!FUN!!!


"So, that's a leg? ... a nose? ... Oh! I know! A finger, right? ... Your tongue?"
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You just forced Luna to facepalm with every limb she can have. Congrats are in order dude. You just got a cosmic horror into a depression and lose fate in humanity. :cool:
 
Durabys said:
You just forced Luna to facepalm with every limb she can have. Congrats are in order dude. You just got a cosmic horror into a depression and lose fate in humanity. :cool:
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While that's probably a bad thing, I still feel proud of myself for doing so.
 
Alasnuyo said:
Has Ebbie taken Morinth back to hell for their honeymoon? I mean, with all those silver sands around, it sounds like someone just pried open a door back to Malfeas.
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Yep. Time for the bride to meet the groom.

All fifty miles of him.
 
EarthScorpion said:
This is getting very stupid and spammy and onto dodgy ground, so you should probably all just stop before you go over the line. Because, you know, by and large SBers don't have a good sense of when they've crossed it.
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Crossed it?

We've not only crossed it, we've spent five days crossing it and have just arrived in the Demon City, probably somewhere near Malfeas' "Red Light District" jouten. The ensuing debauchery will be such that entire layers will be shorn of all alcohols, tobaccos, opiates and more exotic recreational substances, that the water will flow like wine, that the bells shall go silent for the first time in five thousand years because the revels themselves will be enough to keep Adorjan at bay. The Ebon Dragon will weep at his inability to ever bring about a more perfect state of Virtuelessness than that which we shall have achieved. She Who Lives in Her Name shall awaken in Ligier's sanctum with a hangover and a missing set of spheres. Sacheverell himself will rise from his eternal slumber, as the scope and ferocity with which our festivities shall spread across Malfeas will prove that he cannot in fact dictate all that was or will be. It will be the greatest and most terrible of parties to ever be held in any realm we encounter, and its like shall not be seen again for many an age.

...anyway, speaking of crossing things, it occurs to me that it might behoove our merry band of Exalts to stock up for a pair of trips across Cecylene. After all, no matter where Creation is in relation to the ME galaxy, it's still only ten days by way of the Endless Desert.
 
Considering that just 3 of her spheres that went missing/detonated/blew up most of the creationverse leaving only Creation...and that those 3 spheres are here in MassEffectVerse. I think that's all SWLIHN needs to really dominate this Verse.
 
You know, I'm worried about what will happen if Cecelyne extends enough of herself to manifest her mind outside the prison.

Not for Jane, but for, uh, everyone else.

Cecelyne: "Hey! You! You were the one picking on my baby sister, weren't you?"

Shepard: "Um...yesImeano!"

Cecelyne: "Really? Because if you were, you deserve a compliment!"

Shepard: "...Huh?"

Cecelyne: "Yeah, haven't you heard? Bullying makes you stronger!"

Shepard: "..." *Red Rage of Compassion*

Of course, this could be hilarious instead, if Greg goes for my interpretation of Cecelyne as a depressed alcoholic...
 
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    • Standing in the entrance of the sand filled penthouse, Shepard sighs, taps her forehead, and lets the light flow out from the caste mark on her forehead. It illuminates the room, giving light to her partner as he explores, expands and oh what the fuck, she thinks.

    "How'd you become a hanar?"

    "I can take the shape of whatever I kill," Garrus answers, voice distorted, musical.

    "Why'd you kill a hanar?"

    "This one was a serial killer on Omega." A cough. "I know what you're thinking, but it's Omega. If any place was going to make a hanar serial killer, it was Omega."

    Jane shakes her head, rubbing the bridge of her nose. She turns back to the skyline, ear perked and hearing the whine of an approaching skycar. Following the red and black vehicle with her eyes, she breathes a sigh of relief as it passes. A sigh which catches in her throat as she turns and comes face to face with a silver velociraptor wearing a monocle.

    "Again. The fuck?"

    "Right" The creature honks, swishing its tail behind it. "I know what it looks like, but it's not a terran dinosaur. It's a Kakliosaur. Krogans used to ride them into battle." The thin, two fingered arm reaches up and adjusts the visor on its left eye. "It's useful. Better sense of smell and sight than my normal form."

    "Can it open doors?" She folds her arms, cocking an eyebrow. Garrus nods. "Clever boy."

    "Very funny," Garrus mutters, swishing his tail, "And yes, I get the reference."

    He drags his snout along the sands, snorting out clouds of silver dust. "Interesting. This is not a random distribution. There is a pattern scratched up in the wall- almost like the something is trying to talk with us, as ridiculous as it sounds." The raptor raises its head with a honk. "Incoming skycar. I'm going to investigate deeper. Cover me."

    Jane turns to the skyline, then back to the sands. The tail of the thresher maw disappears just as she mouths another statement that sums up her feelings on the shape shifting turian.

    "Commander Shepard." Jane turns back, just as the asari steps out of the car and walks towards her. Tall, clad in red armor which apparently lacks a zipper. A face which is very, very familiar. "We have met before," the asari continues, "At the bar."

    Jane blinks. "I drank you under the table."

    The asari nods, rocking slightly on the heels which are somehow part of her armor. "Yes. I owe the bartender ten credits." She nods, slightly. "I am Samara. Justicar. I have been tracking your progress and have watched your battle with the Ardat Yakshi via the skycamera network in Nos Astra."

    An eye peaks out of the sands. It catches sight of Samara, then darts back beneath the grains. Samara does not see it, however. She simply falls to one knee, hands clasped in front of her face.

    "It is an honor to finally be able to greet you," she says, "Lawgiver."
     
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    • uju32 said:
    Why would he be hiding from Samara?
    And aren't maws supposed to be.....well, big?
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    Well, don't freak out the matriarch (who Garrus can tell through LUNAR MAGIC is slightly unbalanced due to drell ingestion).

    And, the Maw is big. And taking up much of the skyscraper.
     
    GreggHL said:
    Well, don't freak out the matriarch (who Garrus can tell through LUNAR MAGIC is slightly unbalanced due to drell ingestion).

    And, the Maw is big. And taking up much of the skyscraper.
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    Drell ingestion? You mean food or..wait. Does mind/real-sex with Drell will cause the Asari to get sick?

    Is not the Maw a little too large to fit into the corridors and elevators? o_O

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    On the Maw: Exalt Hax?
     
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