FanboyimusPrime..CH_50a - Clint&Buck, Thor&Natasha, OubietteMidas, Noh
Clint Barton had seen many strange things in his life. He'd seen his father Harold cut up buffalo, alligators, and other exotic animals to for customers with unique tastes. The man likely knew as much about how pigs, cows, and various other animals were put together as Stark knew electronics, metalworking, and weapons.
While working as a carney, Clint had seen Buck "Trickshot" Chisholm do things with a bow that only one person had ever managed to do...and that was himself.
But one of the strangest things he had seen had to be a Pym particle given chicken or turkey leg that they had brought out for Thor to eat at the restaurant in Disney Land the trio of Avengers on vacation had picked at random.
The leg of whatever animal it really came from as it it was too big to be any bird that Clint was aware of was huge. Thor looked confused for a moment if he should pick the leg up and eat it, or use silverware. A quick look at Natasha's expression made it clear he was using silverware.
Thor cut off a piece and put it into his mouth. It tasted wonderful to the Asgardian. He cut off several more pieces and savored them. He wondered what animal it was from as he was sure Volstagg would want to have someone bring several of it to as Agard for breeding purposes. He'd want to have an animal with legs this big for whenever he desired it.
"Even Volstagg would find this wonderful, though would need two more," Thor told them with a smile. "And his appetite is regarded as one of the most massive in all of Asgard."
"Oh he'll love an all you can eat buffet," Clint grinned. "Or maybe we can take him to one of those massive eating challenges."
Thor laughed. "Oh he would find that to be a pleasure."
"Glad we have found something..." Natasha said as they heard gunfire.
"I swear they follow us around," Clint sighed. He wasn't surprised when Black Widow was long gone. Nor that Thor had run to the fight. "Check please! And some doggie bags too."
V-V-V
Disney security was not prepared for the sight before them. Then again when you see woman with a black leather mask, matching unitard made of the same material, and boots that looked like they came from a dark adult film leading an army of followers.
"We call a Cosmic Jihad and will destroy the dreams of children until the Zeitgeist of Our Age Noh-Varr is set free!" she yelled.
The sky then grew dark and thunder cackled. And yet that wasn't the main threat as something tore through the followers like they were made of wet cardboard. Half of them were already knocked out by the time they were even aware of what happened.
Oubliette Midas growled at this and blocked a blow from a fellow black leather clad woman. Black Widow then leaped away before a massive gust of wind send Oubliette and her followers flying.
Thor looked displeased with the disruptive rabble. "You speak of madness and nonsense. And you are disrupting my lunch!"
Natasha disarmed the leader of this bunch of lunatics of her gold gun and Exterminatrax growled at the Black Widow. She then threw a punch that Natasha dodged, and responded by grabbing the woman's arm and putting her in a painful armlock.
Thor merely walked menacingly with a sudden downpour around him and thunder sounding like bombs were being dropped around him to the rabble. It was sapping many of their courage. Those that still had it rushed the Norse God and found that it was like punching military reenforced with steel bars concrete. Thor let them hurt and wear their themselves down, but kept an eye out for those that'd go for hostages.
The leader of the "Cosmic Jihad" wasn't stopped by the armlock, and fought her way out of it. "I've killed more powerful things than you!"
"Do tell," Black Window remarked and avoided a roundhouse kick. "You don't impress me Ms. Midas, and neither does your would be paramour."
A twisted smile formed under the leather mask. "You have no possible way of holding Noh. His speed, strength, mind control spit and more make him unstoppable!"
Natasha dodged a haymaker. "He was an arrogant teenager with alien toys. You are putting up a better fight than he did."
"How dare you make light of him!"
Black Window had a merciless smile on her face. "He ever tell you his grand plan was to use New York City to write a crass statement so it can be seen from space? That is the actions of a teenager with a new toy and not a military mastermind. Though I'm sure we can get you a cell next to his."
She growled and caught an arrow out of the air. There was a hiss of air and Exterminatrax realized after taking a breath of air that it was a knock out gas arrow. Her vision turned blurry before it all went black.
"Your welcome," Clint said. "I paid for the food, and I'm sure we can after Thor cuts with the scaring the losers act we can find some benches to eat at."
Thor let a few more massive snaps of thunder go off as cops arrived to take away the followers, and a SHIELD team was on hand for the big cheese.
"We got her," Agent Vaughn told them as a straight jacket and then special leg cuffs were put on Ms. Midas.
Watching quietly behind a park bench was a woman named Barbara Norris, and she knew one thing. She had to get Thor's attention. He was everything she'd imagined him to be since learning about him. And she vowed she would if it was the last thing she did.
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Clint Barton had seen many strange things in his life. He'd seen his father Harold cut up buffalo, alligators, and other exotic animals to for customers with unique tastes. The man likely knew as much about how pigs, cows, and various other animals were put together as Stark knew electronics, metalworking, and weapons.
While working as a carney, Clint had seen Buck "Trickshot" Chisholm do things with a bow that only one person had ever managed to do...and that was himself.
But one of the strangest things he had seen had to be a Pym particle given chicken or turkey leg that they had brought out for Thor to eat at the restaurant in Disney Land the trio of Avengers on vacation had picked at random.
The leg of whatever animal it really came from as it it was too big to be any bird that Clint was aware of was huge. Thor looked confused for a moment if he should pick the leg up and eat it, or use silverware. A quick look at Natasha's expression made it clear he was using silverware.
Thor cut off a piece and put it into his mouth. It tasted wonderful to the Asgardian. He cut off several more pieces and savored them. He wondered what animal it was from as he was sure Volstagg would want to have someone bring several of it to as Agard for breeding purposes. He'd want to have an animal with legs this big for whenever he desired it.
"Even Volstagg would find this wonderful, though would need two more," Thor told them with a smile. "And his appetite is regarded as one of the most massive in all of Asgard."
"Oh he'll love an all you can eat buffet," Clint grinned. "Or maybe we can take him to one of those massive eating challenges."
Thor laughed. "Oh he would find that to be a pleasure."
"Glad we have found something..." Natasha said as they heard gunfire.
"I swear they follow us around," Clint sighed. He wasn't surprised when Black Widow was long gone. Nor that Thor had run to the fight. "Check please! And some doggie bags too."
V-V-V
Disney security was not prepared for the sight before them. Then again when you see woman with a black leather mask, matching unitard made of the same material, and boots that looked like they came from a dark adult film leading an army of followers.
"We call a Cosmic Jihad and will destroy the dreams of children until the Zeitgeist of Our Age Noh-Varr is set free!" she yelled.
The sky then grew dark and thunder cackled. And yet that wasn't the main threat as something tore through the followers like they were made of wet cardboard. Half of them were already knocked out by the time they were even aware of what happened.
Oubliette Midas growled at this and blocked a blow from a fellow black leather clad woman. Black Widow then leaped away before a massive gust of wind send Oubliette and her followers flying.
Thor looked displeased with the disruptive rabble. "You speak of madness and nonsense. And you are disrupting my lunch!"
Natasha disarmed the leader of this bunch of lunatics of her gold gun and Exterminatrax growled at the Black Widow. She then threw a punch that Natasha dodged, and responded by grabbing the woman's arm and putting her in a painful armlock.
Thor merely walked menacingly with a sudden downpour around him and thunder sounding like bombs were being dropped around him to the rabble. It was sapping many of their courage. Those that still had it rushed the Norse God and found that it was like punching military reenforced with steel bars concrete. Thor let them hurt and wear their themselves down, but kept an eye out for those that'd go for hostages.
The leader of the "Cosmic Jihad" wasn't stopped by the armlock, and fought her way out of it. "I've killed more powerful things than you!"
"Do tell," Black Window remarked and avoided a roundhouse kick. "You don't impress me Ms. Midas, and neither does your would be paramour."
A twisted smile formed under the leather mask. "You have no possible way of holding Noh. His speed, strength, mind control spit and more make him unstoppable!"
Natasha dodged a haymaker. "He was an arrogant teenager with alien toys. You are putting up a better fight than he did."
"How dare you make light of him!"
Black Window had a merciless smile on her face. "He ever tell you his grand plan was to use New York City to write a crass statement so it can be seen from space? That is the actions of a teenager with a new toy and not a military mastermind. Though I'm sure we can get you a cell next to his."
She growled and caught an arrow out of the air. There was a hiss of air and Exterminatrax realized after taking a breath of air that it was a knock out gas arrow. Her vision turned blurry before it all went black.
"Your welcome," Clint said. "I paid for the food, and I'm sure we can after Thor cuts with the scaring the losers act we can find some benches to eat at."
Thor let a few more massive snaps of thunder go off as cops arrived to take away the followers, and a SHIELD team was on hand for the big cheese.
"We got her," Agent Vaughn told them as a straight jacket and then special leg cuffs were put on Ms. Midas.
Watching quietly behind a park bench was a woman named Barbara Norris, and she knew one thing. She had to get Thor's attention. He was everything she'd imagined him to be since learning about him. And she vowed she would if it was the last thing she did.
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