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Killjoy - cheerful shitposter - ignorant pedant
Nova 101 it'd basically be Nova 111 but slightly reworked to teach you random facts about supernovae. That or an educational game about supernovae and various astronomical objects.
Make A Different Game By Changing One Letter of An Existing Game's Title
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Iran Harvest - Manage the agricultural sector of post revolution Iran while fending off interal political rivals and the ever present machinations of the Great Satan.
Harvest Moan - R-rated honeymoon companion to the long running farm life simulator.
Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Tim - Journey as Link to return a woodwind instrument to its rightful owner. A man named Tim.
Legend of Zelda - Major's Mask - Play as Link as you weild the power Sergeant Major Major Major's Mask to undertake suicidal missions with eery repetition. It's basically Majora's Mask . . . But with Catch 22 themed quests . . . Huh . . . eerily appropriate.
Harvest Moan - R-rated honeymoon companion to the long running farm life simulator.
Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Tim - Journey as Link to return a woodwind instrument to its rightful owner. A man named Tim.
Legend of Zelda - Major's Mask - Play as Link as you weild the power Sergeant Major Major Major's Mask to undertake suicidal missions with eery repetition. It's basically Majora's Mask . . . But with Catch 22 themed quests . . . Huh . . . eerily appropriate.
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- Denmark
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- She/Her
iron-iran puns are an endless source of amusement (pretty sure i just lost my iranian citizenship for that):
Hearts of Iran IV: The most recent sequel in the beloved Iranian cardiology simulator developed by doctoral students at the University of Tehran.
The Iran Oath: A little platformer with a cute aesthetic taking inspiration from the Iranian epic, the Shahnameh focusing on Rustam's quest to recover his faithful steed Rakhsh.
IRAN REBELLION: An innovative and narrative VR game in which the player takes the perspective of a common man in the fires of the Iranian Revolution.
the jokes write themselves
dhasenan
always lowercase
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Moss Effect: destroy concrete jungles as an underground terrorism group. Your weapons? Life itself.
Baldur's Late: a critically-acclaimed visual novel drawing from both Norse mythology and Waiting for Godot.
Harts of Iron: take command of an ungulate mercenary company in Paradox's new foray into small-scale strategy.
Baldur's Late: a critically-acclaimed visual novel drawing from both Norse mythology and Waiting for Godot.
Harts of Iron: take command of an ungulate mercenary company in Paradox's new foray into small-scale strategy.
- Location
- Atheistsburg, VA
Mass Affect: Sci-fi RPG with a heavy emphasis on hard physics and orbital mechanics. No silly ragdolls here!
Infinite Ace
Sotoan Seafood Sommelier
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- Blue Skies, Usea
Axe Combat Zero: The Belkan War.
Control a mighty mercenary who uses axes to bring down armored knights, musketeers, and dragons in an epic battle between several warring kingdoms. Unlock new materials by fulfilling certain conditions, and forge powerful new battleaxes to replace your simple hatchet, such as the mighty Hypersthene, capable of generating large thermobaric explosions with one swing. Augment your arsenal with new steeds purchased from the stable. Bring your skills to bear against a malevolent pixie who wishes to see the world reset.
Dace Combat: Assault Horizon.
Forget the classic fishing experience, which no one really wants. Dace Combat changes the formula by putting scripted, constant closeups of bodies of water that also zoom around all over the place as well as visceral slow-motion gutting sequences where blood is constantly spurting in your face. Admire the particle effects, for there is no way to disable them. The campaign consists of a well-written, compelling, original story (*snark*) where Bishop must catch fish in order to cook a superior dish than his rival, Markov. However, he has recurring nightmares about Markov's Secret Shark Trinity Sauce that cause sleep deprivation and hinder his performance in the kitchen. Will you help him unlock his true potential as an angler and a chef? Will this game be more entertaining to play than the actual Assault Horizon?
Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skis
The Storyteller Boy had a special pair of fine-tuned skis to help him shred Mount Shezna's snow and win the slalom gold medal for San Salvacion at the Strangereal Winter Olympics. However, a tiny fragment of the Ulysses asteroid has landed on his winter sports shed! Join him on a journey through a slowly destabilizing Usean Continent, as he attempts to find a way to replace his beloved winter sports gear.
Control a mighty mercenary who uses axes to bring down armored knights, musketeers, and dragons in an epic battle between several warring kingdoms. Unlock new materials by fulfilling certain conditions, and forge powerful new battleaxes to replace your simple hatchet, such as the mighty Hypersthene, capable of generating large thermobaric explosions with one swing. Augment your arsenal with new steeds purchased from the stable. Bring your skills to bear against a malevolent pixie who wishes to see the world reset.
Dace Combat: Assault Horizon.
Forget the classic fishing experience, which no one really wants. Dace Combat changes the formula by putting scripted, constant closeups of bodies of water that also zoom around all over the place as well as visceral slow-motion gutting sequences where blood is constantly spurting in your face. Admire the particle effects, for there is no way to disable them. The campaign consists of a well-written, compelling, original story (*snark*) where Bishop must catch fish in order to cook a superior dish than his rival, Markov. However, he has recurring nightmares about Markov's Secret Shark Trinity Sauce that cause sleep deprivation and hinder his performance in the kitchen. Will you help him unlock his true potential as an angler and a chef? Will this game be more entertaining to play than the actual Assault Horizon?
Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skis
The Storyteller Boy had a special pair of fine-tuned skis to help him shred Mount Shezna's snow and win the slalom gold medal for San Salvacion at the Strangereal Winter Olympics. However, a tiny fragment of the Ulysses asteroid has landed on his winter sports shed! Join him on a journey through a slowly destabilizing Usean Continent, as he attempts to find a way to replace his beloved winter sports gear.
Brood of the Werewolf: Hunt down and destroy a family of werewolves who are terrorizing the land.
Pawn of Man: Play as Man's Best Friend, helping to subjugate your fellow animals for the benefit of your masters.
Lust: An Elysian Tail: A furry erotic game set on the planet Elysia.
Pawn of Man: Play as Man's Best Friend, helping to subjugate your fellow animals for the benefit of your masters.
Lust: An Elysian Tail: A furry erotic game set on the planet Elysia.
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- Atheistsburg, VA
Elder Scrolls V: SkyROM: A Bloodborne cross-over mod which makes the Frostbite Spiders worse than dragons and falmer combined. Also eyeballs. Eyeballs for days.
World of Wahcraft: Play as a very sulky teen witch who goes on a quest to end her ability to feel sorrow, after suffering depression over the Love of Her Life leaving her, which makes her powers trigger uncontrollably. Choose between several power sets such as Psychic Ability/Aura Empathy for socializing checks, Scrying to find important locations or people, and Animal Empathy to have friends help you on the tasks you must complete, to purge your Gothy sadness, and become a normal teen girl again. The Final Boss is Who You Could Have Become, a cold and emotionless girl, who cannot say "Wah" anymore. She can't cry anymore.