MAHOU TAISEN PARODIA - THE GENERIC MAGICAL (NOT)GIRL QUEST
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[X] Doesn't matter, rider kick to the face!
-[x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?
You awkwardly pull the skirt up, fearing the worst of the worst. If you're lucky you will end with cute panties (BLAAARGH), but if you not, that woman going to get her ass kicked.
....the lower part of the soccer outfit is actually there.
"This is a joke right?" you cringe in confusion.
The dragon deliver an explosive howl, you barely escape the path of destruction as random objects flying toward your general direction, including chairs and thrash cans. The shockwave shake the building hard and virtually destroy anything that isn't reinforced concrete without mercy.
This bastard need to be put down.
Fortunately, you're ready. By the time dragon deliver it's second attack, you jump high enough that the shockwave doesn't affect you.
"RAIDAAAAAA-"
And you just happen to fly right above it's head, it feels like time is slowing down as you gather your magic under your soles in preparation of the finishing move.
"KIIIIIIICK!!!!"
Sudden shift of gravity pulls you down violently toward the target, your stretched leg meet the target with the force of a crashing plane and smash the head into the paved ground, hurling cement flakes and dirt everywhere.
The monster recovered fast enough, but it took a great toll from the attack you did.
Unfortunately, you feel like your strength fading. Perhaps you use too much power in that kick just now.
And you're not fast enough to dodge as the creature smash you into the storage shed fifty meters from your original location, end up lodged in a basket with minor concussion.
"Should save the finisher for last, that's how it always work in Sentai." you grumble and try to get up, alas, you might have to rest for a minute or two before your strength can recover.
As you struggle to get up, a soft, feminine hand reach for yours and pulls it to help you stand. You see-
[ ] The famous school idol, Kiriya-senpai.
[ ] The renowned sports ace, Murakami.
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[x] The renowned sport ace, Murakami.
[X] The famous school idol, Kiriya-senpai.
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[x] The famous school idol, Kiriya-senpai.
The famous school idol, Kiriya-senpai.
Her blue hair is messy, and dusty. The usually firm and proper senpai looks so disheveled and pale, perhaps she was left behind by the others for some reason, and has nowhere to run.
Or...
"Are you okay? Nothing broke right?" she ask full of concern.
You shrug, finally regain your strength. You can tell there's no major injury beyond minor bruising. "No, I was caught off guard that's all."
She raised a piece of traditional Japanese bow, aiming at the monster, and send a piece of arrow straight through one of it's eyes. Somehow, the fragile wooden arrow managed to pierce through with incredible penetrating power instead of harmlessly scatter apart. The monster howls in pain and thrash around, collapsing at least one classroom and smash another.
You see a red haired girl launch herself and stab the other eye with a metal pole.
So there is more than one person like you. Great.
"I wonder if police will come here soon." Kiriya-senpai wonders, "But if they can't do anything... would three of us be enough?"
"I honestly don't know, we need to try at least."
And the two of you leave the now wrecked storage room toward the monster, despite moving at blatantly superhuman speed, the blue haired idol managed to pin another arrow through it's skull.
And then the dragon randomly use it's deadly breath again in response, now that it doesn't have nay means of seeing it's enemies, forcing you and senpai to split and evade.
You hear police siren getting close, and gunshots soon follows, the bullets harmlessly bounce the creature's skin and metal scales. Knowing their effort being useless, those people decided to retreat and form a blockade with their car.
To no avail, the towering cybernetic dragon flatten the cars with a single stomp. And the police scrambles away, ineffectively emptying their magazine on the creature.
What's next? Special forces? Tanks? Helicopter? You wonder even those will be enough. perhaps it will be like in Kaiju movie where armies are useless, perhaps it's really up to you guys. Well it happens in sentai too,you cursed.
You decide to take a chance and gather your magic again, this time, you put everything on your fist and shatter the creature's knee, cause it to collapse and harmlessly waving around.
Senpai and the red haired girl deliver a synchronized kick right on the creature's cheek, if not breaking it's neck, at the very least dislocate the jaw.
And the dragon finally drop with resounding thud, releasing it's final breath and evaporate into thick black smoke and pile of ashes.
The red haired girl which you recognize as the infamous prince of sports, Murakami, yanks the two of you away from the scene before the police can do anything. "What the hell, what the hell, what the hell? Where should we run away? Any ideas?"
[ ] "Stay in school...maybe?"
[ ] "Hide in the alley?"
[ ] "As far as you can"
The famous school idol, Kiriya-senpai.
Her blue hair is messy, and dusty. The usually firm and proper senpai looks so disheveled and pale, perhaps she was left behind by the others for some reason, and has nowhere to run.
Or...
"Are you okay? Nothing broke right?" she ask full of concern.
You shrug, finally regain your strength. You can tell there's no major injury beyond minor bruising. "No, I was caught off guard that's all."
She raised a piece of traditional Japanese bow, aiming at the monster, and send a piece of arrow straight through one of it's eyes. Somehow, the fragile wooden arrow managed to pierce through with incredible penetrating power instead of harmlessly scatter apart. The monster howls in pain and thrash around, collapsing at least one classroom and smash another.
You see a red haired girl launch herself and stab the other eye with a metal pole.
So there is more than one person like you. Great.
"I wonder if police will come here soon." Kiriya-senpai wonders, "But if they can't do anything... would three of us be enough?"
"I honestly don't know, we need to try at least."
And the two of you leave the now wrecked storage room toward the monster, despite moving at blatantly superhuman speed, the blue haired idol managed to pin another arrow through it's skull.
And then the dragon randomly use it's deadly breath again in response, now that it doesn't have nay means of seeing it's enemies, forcing you and senpai to split and evade.
You hear police siren getting close, and gunshots soon follows, the bullets harmlessly bounce the creature's skin and metal scales. Knowing their effort being useless, those people decided to retreat and form a blockade with their car.
To no avail, the towering cybernetic dragon flatten the cars with a single stomp. And the police scrambles away, ineffectively emptying their magazine on the creature.
What's next? Special forces? Tanks? Helicopter? You wonder even those will be enough. perhaps it will be like in Kaiju movie where armies are useless, perhaps it's really up to you guys. Well it happens in sentai too,you cursed.
You decide to take a chance and gather your magic again, this time, you put everything on your fist and shatter the creature's knee, cause it to collapse and harmlessly waving around.
Senpai and the red haired girl deliver a synchronized kick right on the creature's cheek, if not breaking it's neck, at the very least dislocate the jaw.
And the dragon finally drop with resounding thud, releasing it's final breath and evaporate into thick black smoke and pile of ashes.
The red haired girl which you recognize as the infamous prince of sports, Murakami, yanks the two of you away from the scene before the police can do anything. "What the hell, what the hell, what the hell? Where should we run away? Any ideas?"
[ ] "Stay in school...maybe?"
[ ] "Hide in the alley?"
[ ] "As far as you can"
[X] "Stay in school...maybe?"
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Guys, don't pull the check underskirt thing again please.
There's no reason to check again now that we have proper shorts.
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[X] "As far as you can"
"I don't know, as far as you can?" you propose, just not in school, that's too dangerous, "Anywhere we can return back to normal, that is."
"But not too far." Kiriya-senpai warns, "If we stray too far from the school, people will think we're ditching."
"Why are you thinking about that now, a giant monster just attacked our school! Study can come later for all I care!" the female jock huff and continue to drag you two, twisting and turning around the corner and sometimes jump over a house or two. "We're here!"
It's a park about 10 minutes walking distance from school, at times like this there were few if any people pass around, all you need to do is to find shady corners and -you don't know how- change back to your gakuran.
"Now what?"
Looks like no one knows how either, maybe if you think about a little-
The dress explode into vivid light and you're now back dressed in your school uniform, ditto with senpai. All that's left is Murakami.
"EHH? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?" she ask in confusion.
Senpai tilt her head, "...just think about changing?"
Yeah it's not that hard. And Murakami did, now both girl returned back to normal.
And they squint at your direction....
"Hey, you..." Murakami creep closer with a decidedly unwholesome grin, "Just to be sure, are you a boy or a girl?"
"NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT I'M A MAN!" you shout at her, forcing her to cover her ears with her hands.
And of course, the red haired jock has to explode into laughter. Looks like your misery isn't going to end soon, this is going to suck really hard. Holding her stomach, the tomboy girl lean on a tree while laughing nonstop. "AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT? SO YOUR HOBBY IS CROSDRESSING?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD AS MAGICAL GIRL YOU KNOW? AHAHAHA!!"
"A girl shouldn't laugh out loud like that." Senpai sternly warns her and pat your shoulder in empathy, "Even if this boy has peculiar hobby you don't have the right to judge."
"NOT YOU TOO!" you wail hysterically, "I don't have any choice, she said the dress will change shape according to my will, but I still get a goddamn skirt!"
"Ah yeah that woman." Murakami stop laughing and suddenly look more composed, the implication of whole shenanigans finally sink to everyone's mind. "I have so many question to ask."
All too many, what is that monster? Creature from another dimension? What happened with the 'barrier'? Who is that woman? Where are the power you use to fight comes from? The dress, or something else?
"Well, I honestly don't know, our school probably will be heavily guarded by now, returning back would be suspicious and sneaking in would be downright dangerous." Senpai comments, "What do you think?"
Hmmm...
[ ] "Maybe just checking the front gate would be fine."
[ ] "Yeah, let's wait until the situation cooled down."
[ ] "Maybe we should just go home."
"I don't know, as far as you can?" you propose, just not in school, that's too dangerous, "Anywhere we can return back to normal, that is."
"But not too far." Kiriya-senpai warns, "If we stray too far from the school, people will think we're ditching."
"Why are you thinking about that now, a giant monster just attacked our school! Study can come later for all I care!" the female jock huff and continue to drag you two, twisting and turning around the corner and sometimes jump over a house or two. "We're here!"
It's a park about 10 minutes walking distance from school, at times like this there were few if any people pass around, all you need to do is to find shady corners and -you don't know how- change back to your gakuran.
"Now what?"
Looks like no one knows how either, maybe if you think about a little-
The dress explode into vivid light and you're now back dressed in your school uniform, ditto with senpai. All that's left is Murakami.
"EHH? HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?" she ask in confusion.
Senpai tilt her head, "...just think about changing?"
Yeah it's not that hard. And Murakami did, now both girl returned back to normal.
And they squint at your direction....
"Hey, you..." Murakami creep closer with a decidedly unwholesome grin, "Just to be sure, are you a boy or a girl?"
"NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT I'M A MAN!" you shout at her, forcing her to cover her ears with her hands.
And of course, the red haired jock has to explode into laughter. Looks like your misery isn't going to end soon, this is going to suck really hard. Holding her stomach, the tomboy girl lean on a tree while laughing nonstop. "AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THAT? SO YOUR HOBBY IS CROSDRESSING?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD AS MAGICAL GIRL YOU KNOW? AHAHAHA!!"
"A girl shouldn't laugh out loud like that." Senpai sternly warns her and pat your shoulder in empathy, "Even if this boy has peculiar hobby you don't have the right to judge."
"NOT YOU TOO!" you wail hysterically, "I don't have any choice, she said the dress will change shape according to my will, but I still get a goddamn skirt!"
"Ah yeah that woman." Murakami stop laughing and suddenly look more composed, the implication of whole shenanigans finally sink to everyone's mind. "I have so many question to ask."
All too many, what is that monster? Creature from another dimension? What happened with the 'barrier'? Who is that woman? Where are the power you use to fight comes from? The dress, or something else?
"Well, I honestly don't know, our school probably will be heavily guarded by now, returning back would be suspicious and sneaking in would be downright dangerous." Senpai comments, "What do you think?"
Hmmm...
[ ] "Maybe just checking the front gate would be fine."
[ ] "Yeah, let's wait until the situation cooled down."
[ ] "Maybe we should just go home."
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[X] "Yeah, let's wait until the situation cooled down."
[X] "Maybe just checking the front gate would be fine."
Actually, our current uniform is a sample suit.
We'll get our proper gear later, apparently.
Hopefully.
This is pretty amusing though.
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[X] "Maybe just checking the front gate would be fine."
"How about we just take a look at the front gate, considering the chaos people will gather over there even if we can't enter the school. Maybe we can find her, somehow."
"That makes sense." Senpai nods ans smile friendly, "By the way, we haven't meet before don't we?"
You lead the way to the school with the girls just behind you, "Well, personally maybe. The two of you are very famous amongst the students of our school" you awkwardly answer, "Anyway, Afuro Terumi, from Class 1-2."
"Afuro, afuro, where I've heard that before...." Murakami mutters, before clap her hands in realization, "THE INFAMOUS APHRODITE!"
You sense something within you snaps, and your common sense barely manage to keep you from frothing out of the mouth.
"Ah, the most beautiful man in school, I can see why everyone so mesmerized by you. Even the boys...."
"...I can say the same to Senpai." seriously, even the most popular girl in the school has to admit her defeat in beauty department, the road to manliness still far and away. "The school idol Kiriya Aoi, the perfect beauty that can do anything and loved by everyone."
"Nah, I'm never been the best at anything, unlike the girl over here." Senpai grinned in the direction of Murakami, "Murakami Tomoe, the Ace of the field."
"Meh, our school sports team just suck, I wish more talented people like senpai can join." Murakami pout and doesn't seems to care, "It would be better if I'm well known for my pretty face."
"Well you DO have a lot of admirers-" you cheer her up.
"From the same gender." Murakami hiss, "Unfortunately I don't swing that way."
Well beggar can't be chooser....
As you guessed before, the front gate has been sealed by the police and the quick-response army. Even with the blockade, there's a big crowd of people gathering in front of the gates, some of them are students who way more concerned with their belongings than their safety, though thankfully the teachers are there to smack some sense into their head.
"Sensei!" Senpai approach a male teacher, "Is everyone okay?"
"Yeah, well, the teachers and students are fine... I think we see a lot of policeman injured though, maybe even dead, I don't know. What are you doing? You should just go home."
"We are planning to do that don't worry!" Murakami rest her hands behind, fidgeting suspiciously. You and Senpai has to cover her to avoid gaining too much attention,
A pair of hands grab you and Murakami, it's the woman with purple hood.
"Trying to find me, kids?"
"We have a lot of question." Senpai speak first and foremost, "Hopefully you don't mind answering."
"Well, I still haven't get a lunch you see." the woman rubbed her hands whilst delivering the most evil grin you ever seen in your live. Seriously? Is everything means business to her?
"Well WE still haven't get a lunch ourselves." Senpai was clearly annoyed herself, even so, nothing a trip to Mc.B can't fix....but Christ that woman eat a lot, hopefully there's enough money between the three of you to pay. Whatever it is, you hope the information is worth.
[ ] *free write in*
"How about we just take a look at the front gate, considering the chaos people will gather over there even if we can't enter the school. Maybe we can find her, somehow."
"That makes sense." Senpai nods ans smile friendly, "By the way, we haven't meet before don't we?"
You lead the way to the school with the girls just behind you, "Well, personally maybe. The two of you are very famous amongst the students of our school" you awkwardly answer, "Anyway, Afuro Terumi, from Class 1-2."
"Afuro, afuro, where I've heard that before...." Murakami mutters, before clap her hands in realization, "THE INFAMOUS APHRODITE!"
You sense something within you snaps, and your common sense barely manage to keep you from frothing out of the mouth.
"Ah, the most beautiful man in school, I can see why everyone so mesmerized by you. Even the boys...."
"...I can say the same to Senpai." seriously, even the most popular girl in the school has to admit her defeat in beauty department, the road to manliness still far and away. "The school idol Kiriya Aoi, the perfect beauty that can do anything and loved by everyone."
"Nah, I'm never been the best at anything, unlike the girl over here." Senpai grinned in the direction of Murakami, "Murakami Tomoe, the Ace of the field."
"Meh, our school sports team just suck, I wish more talented people like senpai can join." Murakami pout and doesn't seems to care, "It would be better if I'm well known for my pretty face."
"Well you DO have a lot of admirers-" you cheer her up.
"From the same gender." Murakami hiss, "Unfortunately I don't swing that way."
Well beggar can't be chooser....
As you guessed before, the front gate has been sealed by the police and the quick-response army. Even with the blockade, there's a big crowd of people gathering in front of the gates, some of them are students who way more concerned with their belongings than their safety, though thankfully the teachers are there to smack some sense into their head.
"Sensei!" Senpai approach a male teacher, "Is everyone okay?"
"Yeah, well, the teachers and students are fine... I think we see a lot of policeman injured though, maybe even dead, I don't know. What are you doing? You should just go home."
"We are planning to do that don't worry!" Murakami rest her hands behind, fidgeting suspiciously. You and Senpai has to cover her to avoid gaining too much attention,
A pair of hands grab you and Murakami, it's the woman with purple hood.
"Trying to find me, kids?"
"We have a lot of question." Senpai speak first and foremost, "Hopefully you don't mind answering."
"Well, I still haven't get a lunch you see." the woman rubbed her hands whilst delivering the most evil grin you ever seen in your live. Seriously? Is everything means business to her?
"Well WE still haven't get a lunch ourselves." Senpai was clearly annoyed herself, even so, nothing a trip to Mc.B can't fix....but Christ that woman eat a lot, hopefully there's enough money between the three of you to pay. Whatever it is, you hope the information is worth.
[ ] *free write in*
[X] Mutter something about switching places with Murakami.
