It was just another day in school. As usual, people surrounded you and made you uncomfortable...
MAHOU TAISEN PARODIA - THE GENERIC MAGICAL (NOT)GIRL QUEST
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ZeroXSEED
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It was just another day in school. As usual, people surrounded you and made you uncomfortable, and there was yet another boring day of lectures and teachers being themselves.
It was just another day in your life, and the world was peaceful.
Was.
It's time for lunch, and you sneak out of the crowd, preferring a moment of silence to spend your alone time in peace.
Until an earth-shattering crash resounded all over the school, followed by the hysterical scream of your schoolmates running for their lives. You see a gargantuan shadow loom over the school grounds, towering ten stories tall at least. You can't make heads or tails of how it appears, or that it actually exists instead of being some insane visual hologram trick.
It seems to be held back by a foggy, barely transparent mirror, and each time the monster slams itself into the invisible barrier, the cracks in the barrier grow and the weird creature's shape becomes clearer and clearer.
Just when you're ready to run away, a woman in robes stands in your way.
"Greetings, honey. This peddler comes here to save your school from a monster attack... no I'm not going to fight it, YOU are going to fight it, you have the potential, and I can unlock that potential within your soul. For a price."
Is she crazy? She must be really crazy. You have no time for this, besides your parents always said not to trust a stranger.
"For a price," you comment drily.
"Yes, I accept yen. Why do you ask? No, I'm not taking your soul or approving a long-term slavery contract if you're wondering. I have standards, you know."
"You're afraid of fighting? Well that is okay, I can always find someone else willing."
You heard another ear-bleeding crash and the "window" is now completely and utterly broken. The Monster, vaguely shaped like a metallic dragon-bear-thing, looms over the hole trying to get out of whatever holding him from coming out.
"Of course, that means you miss the chance to become a beautiful heroine, dancing and shooting around under fire to fight for justice and the salvation of humanity, enhanced with abilities previously unknown to mortals, firepower enough to take on an armored squadron for starters, AND a nice, regal looking battle dress."
She pulls out a small flare gun, and then shoots it at the monster. The flares smack the monster with unfathomable explosive force, forcing it to back down from the cracks to recover.
"All the while you remain unrecognizable to the mass because magic. I ain't explaining shit." She calmly reloads another cartridge into her 'flare gun'. "Yes, I offer you a chance to fulfill your hidden desire: to be a magical girl. Would you try a sample model at least?"
And she handed you a piece of dress. "This dress can change your current clothes into something you think best looking. Plus, the clothes will protect you from turning into paste if you get hit."
...It might be worth it, besides... your friends are in danger.
[ ] "Eww, frilly dress. (Nice!)"
> Brash and tomboyish. Often rejected by boys but pursued by girls.
> Secretly likes romance and cute things, but cannot show it due to not fitting her image.
> Very athletic and talented in sports, academically average.
> Support Element: Fire (Fights better in daytime)
> High offensive power and speed, mediocre defense.
> Has powerful but uncontrollable ability of dishing out magical spell bombardment.
> Has no sense of tactical approach, has unbreakable spirit and very high magic potential.
[ ] "...can I have longer skirt at least?"
> Control freak that always sought perfection, comes from traditional Japanese family.
> She's a School idol capable in many fields, admired and resented for it.
> Socially awkward and always put a proverbial mask on. Has no close friend at school.
> Support Element: Water (Fights better in nighttime)
> Good All-rounder abilities.
> Smart and natural leader, a reliable and cool tempered person.
> Low magic potential, compensated by her mastery of traditional weapons.
> Her favored weapon are bow and halberd.
[ ] "TERUMI'S A MAN'S NAME AND I'M A MAN"
> Appear to be headstrong but actually very insecure.
> Get teased a lot due to his girly looks, nicknamed Aphrodite because of it.
> As a child he admired Sentai and Kamen Rider, and always want to uphold justice.
> Support Element: Earth (fights better on solid surface)
> High defensive and offensive power, mediocre speed.
> Supreme tactical analysis, but has subpar morale.
> He prefer to fight at range, but his strongest finisher tend to be full contact.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, you play as emotionally insecure teenagers trying to protect humanity from... dark creatures of DOOM in the most cliche way possible, while trying to make their ideal self reality. Interested?
It was just another day in your life, and the world was peaceful.
Was.
It's time for lunch, and you sneak out of the crowd, preferring a moment of silence to spend your alone time in peace.
Until an earth-shattering crash resounded all over the school, followed by the hysterical scream of your schoolmates running for their lives. You see a gargantuan shadow loom over the school grounds, towering ten stories tall at least. You can't make heads or tails of how it appears, or that it actually exists instead of being some insane visual hologram trick.
It seems to be held back by a foggy, barely transparent mirror, and each time the monster slams itself into the invisible barrier, the cracks in the barrier grow and the weird creature's shape becomes clearer and clearer.
Just when you're ready to run away, a woman in robes stands in your way.
"Greetings, honey. This peddler comes here to save your school from a monster attack... no I'm not going to fight it, YOU are going to fight it, you have the potential, and I can unlock that potential within your soul. For a price."
Is she crazy? She must be really crazy. You have no time for this, besides your parents always said not to trust a stranger.
"For a price," you comment drily.
"Yes, I accept yen. Why do you ask? No, I'm not taking your soul or approving a long-term slavery contract if you're wondering. I have standards, you know."
"You're afraid of fighting? Well that is okay, I can always find someone else willing."
You heard another ear-bleeding crash and the "window" is now completely and utterly broken. The Monster, vaguely shaped like a metallic dragon-bear-thing, looms over the hole trying to get out of whatever holding him from coming out.
"Of course, that means you miss the chance to become a beautiful heroine, dancing and shooting around under fire to fight for justice and the salvation of humanity, enhanced with abilities previously unknown to mortals, firepower enough to take on an armored squadron for starters, AND a nice, regal looking battle dress."
She pulls out a small flare gun, and then shoots it at the monster. The flares smack the monster with unfathomable explosive force, forcing it to back down from the cracks to recover.
"All the while you remain unrecognizable to the mass because magic. I ain't explaining shit." She calmly reloads another cartridge into her 'flare gun'. "Yes, I offer you a chance to fulfill your hidden desire: to be a magical girl. Would you try a sample model at least?"
And she handed you a piece of dress. "This dress can change your current clothes into something you think best looking. Plus, the clothes will protect you from turning into paste if you get hit."
...It might be worth it, besides... your friends are in danger.
[ ] "Eww, frilly dress. (Nice!)"
> Brash and tomboyish. Often rejected by boys but pursued by girls.
> Secretly likes romance and cute things, but cannot show it due to not fitting her image.
> Very athletic and talented in sports, academically average.
> Support Element: Fire (Fights better in daytime)
> High offensive power and speed, mediocre defense.
> Has powerful but uncontrollable ability of dishing out magical spell bombardment.
> Has no sense of tactical approach, has unbreakable spirit and very high magic potential.
[ ] "...can I have longer skirt at least?"
> Control freak that always sought perfection, comes from traditional Japanese family.
> She's a School idol capable in many fields, admired and resented for it.
> Socially awkward and always put a proverbial mask on. Has no close friend at school.
> Support Element: Water (Fights better in nighttime)
> Good All-rounder abilities.
> Smart and natural leader, a reliable and cool tempered person.
> Low magic potential, compensated by her mastery of traditional weapons.
> Her favored weapon are bow and halberd.
[ ] "TERUMI'S A MAN'S NAME AND I'M A MAN"
> Appear to be headstrong but actually very insecure.
> Get teased a lot due to his girly looks, nicknamed Aphrodite because of it.
> As a child he admired Sentai and Kamen Rider, and always want to uphold justice.
> Support Element: Earth (fights better on solid surface)
> High defensive and offensive power, mediocre speed.
> Supreme tactical analysis, but has subpar morale.
> He prefer to fight at range, but his strongest finisher tend to be full contact.
MAHOU TAISEN PARODIA - THE GENERIC MAGICAL (NOT)GIRL QUEST
Yes ladies and gentlemen, you play as emotionally insecure teenagers trying to protect humanity from... dark creatures of DOOM in the most cliche way possible, while trying to make their ideal self reality. Interested?
UrsaTempest
Don't Panic!
[X] "Eww, frilly dress. (Nice!)"
...we don't do subtle.
...we don't do subtle.
SlugSLinger
Seeker of Originality
- Location
- Somewhere in the Jungles of S.E.A
[x] "TERUMI'S A MAN'S NAME AND I'M A MAN"
For the glorious shenanigans!
For the glorious shenanigans!
[x] "TERUMI'S A MAN'S NAME AND I'M A MAN"
[X] "...can I have longer skirt at least?"
Is that SV-chan?
ZeroXSEED
Economic Authoritarian Muslim Leftist
- Location
- In the name of orange!
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FTFY
Just typical self-destructive ojou
SlugSLinger
Seeker of Originality
- Location
- Somewhere in the Jungles of S.E.A
It will be glorious either way! For laughs and feelz!
So, basically us.
Omegahugger
Inattentive Idiot
[X] "...can I have longer skirt at least?"
I am not entirely convinced that Terumi is the only male, but this has my vote no matter what!
I am not entirely convinced that Terumi is the only male, but this has my vote no matter what!
[X] "Eww, frilly dress. (Nice!)"
[X] "...can I have longer skirt at least?"
ZeroXSEED
Economic Authoritarian Muslim Leftist
- Location
- In the name of orange!
- Pronouns
- He
[x] "TERUMI'S A MAN'S NAME AND I'M A MAN"
There are two things you hate the most, the first is seeing injustice unveiling in front of your eyes, and the second.
"TERUMI IS A MAN'S NAME! AND I'M A MAN!" you shout at her and grab the dress.
Yes, you are Afuro Terumi, 16 years old. Your silky blond hair and feminine face attracted all sort of wrong attention, from sexually confused classmates to perverted old men in the station. You thought you have accustomed to being mistaken as member of opposite sex, but no, it just hurts the same no matter how many times it happens.
You really, really hate being mistaken for a girl.
"It will shape the clothes as I think?"
"Yes, yes it is!" the woman unloads another shot, but this time around, the monster ignore it and break through the cracks, howling angrily. The school evacuation still ongoing and many people will be left behind. You can't have that.
"I just need to put it ON my clothes right?"
Gakuran you wear isn't exceptionally easy to move around, you'd better think something that easy to move in. Maybe soccer outfit, yeah that will work!
You dons the dress on top of your uniform, and feel as if a wild fire surging from inside your heart. You gasps a little from the overwhelming sensation as you covered in a torrent of light, your clothes disappear into light and then reform as something else.
You can feel it, the power flowing through the smallest of your veins, every strand of your muscle. You feel.... strong, you feel you can do anything. The coward you that couldn't even stood against bullying in the past, or friendly teasing from your friends.
"HERE WE GO!" you shouts and jump full force on top of the school building, somehow you aren't surprised that you can reach it.
You land with soft thud as if the gravity embrace you like it's love child, the moment you touched the surface, you feel that overwhelming strength again.
And the monster notice you, it's mouth begin to emit ominous smoke.
This gonna be suck.
"Servant of evil, harbinger of darkness, I won't let you cause chaos more than this, prepare to be banished!" you scream and point at it.
Great, now you want to spout random lines out of super sentai and kamen rider, but still... did the suit also eased your fear and boost your courage? It doesn't matter, it's time to fight.
And as if the wind answer your call, it blows emphatically, your skirt fluttering-
....SKIRT?!
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" you shout a the woman angrily not only she mistook you for a girl, now you're forced to cross-dress in a fight too?! "WHY A SKIRT?!"
"Oh, it's a sample model so you know, maybe factory limit or something." The woman plays innocent as she ineffectually shoot at the dragon again, distracting it for a while.
"HELL NO WHY I MUST WEAR THIS?!"
"Well if you don't, you have no chance to survive, much less win. At the very least, you can kick some ass with your superhuman body!" the woman jumps away when the dragon tries to stomp her, leaving several foot wide crater in it's wake.
...no way in hell, it's either skirt or people will die. You can't turn back now...
The dragon-bear-thing wasn't completely protected with metallic scales, but those flesh doesn't seem particularly weak either. Still... the crest on the head... you wonder if it's the weak point or actually the strongest weapon it has.
Decision, decision!
[ ] Pick something and throw at it's head, better safe than sorry.
[ ] Doesn't matter, rider kick to the face!
There are two things you hate the most, the first is seeing injustice unveiling in front of your eyes, and the second.
"TERUMI IS A MAN'S NAME! AND I'M A MAN!" you shout at her and grab the dress.
Yes, you are Afuro Terumi, 16 years old. Your silky blond hair and feminine face attracted all sort of wrong attention, from sexually confused classmates to perverted old men in the station. You thought you have accustomed to being mistaken as member of opposite sex, but no, it just hurts the same no matter how many times it happens.
You really, really hate being mistaken for a girl.
"It will shape the clothes as I think?"
"Yes, yes it is!" the woman unloads another shot, but this time around, the monster ignore it and break through the cracks, howling angrily. The school evacuation still ongoing and many people will be left behind. You can't have that.
"I just need to put it ON my clothes right?"
Gakuran you wear isn't exceptionally easy to move around, you'd better think something that easy to move in. Maybe soccer outfit, yeah that will work!
You dons the dress on top of your uniform, and feel as if a wild fire surging from inside your heart. You gasps a little from the overwhelming sensation as you covered in a torrent of light, your clothes disappear into light and then reform as something else.
You can feel it, the power flowing through the smallest of your veins, every strand of your muscle. You feel.... strong, you feel you can do anything. The coward you that couldn't even stood against bullying in the past, or friendly teasing from your friends.
"HERE WE GO!" you shouts and jump full force on top of the school building, somehow you aren't surprised that you can reach it.
You land with soft thud as if the gravity embrace you like it's love child, the moment you touched the surface, you feel that overwhelming strength again.
And the monster notice you, it's mouth begin to emit ominous smoke.
This gonna be suck.
"Servant of evil, harbinger of darkness, I won't let you cause chaos more than this, prepare to be banished!" you scream and point at it.
Great, now you want to spout random lines out of super sentai and kamen rider, but still... did the suit also eased your fear and boost your courage? It doesn't matter, it's time to fight.
And as if the wind answer your call, it blows emphatically, your skirt fluttering-
....SKIRT?!
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" you shout a the woman angrily not only she mistook you for a girl, now you're forced to cross-dress in a fight too?! "WHY A SKIRT?!"
"Oh, it's a sample model so you know, maybe factory limit or something." The woman plays innocent as she ineffectually shoot at the dragon again, distracting it for a while.
"HELL NO WHY I MUST WEAR THIS?!"
"Well if you don't, you have no chance to survive, much less win. At the very least, you can kick some ass with your superhuman body!" the woman jumps away when the dragon tries to stomp her, leaving several foot wide crater in it's wake.
...no way in hell, it's either skirt or people will die. You can't turn back now...
The dragon-bear-thing wasn't completely protected with metallic scales, but those flesh doesn't seem particularly weak either. Still... the crest on the head... you wonder if it's the weak point or actually the strongest weapon it has.
Decision, decision!
[ ] Pick something and throw at it's head, better safe than sorry.
[ ] Doesn't matter, rider kick to the face!
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SlugSLinger
Seeker of Originality
- Location
- Somewhere in the Jungles of S.E.A
Oh for Pete's sake, we ask for pants and magic gives us a skirt?!
First thing's first, dignity. We are a man and men protect their dignity, regardless of the circumstances!
[x] Pick something and throw at it's head, better safe than sorry.
-{x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?
First thing's first, dignity. We are a man and men protect their dignity, regardless of the circumstances!
[x] Pick something and throw at it's head, better safe than sorry.
-{x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?
I came, saw the male option, saw it was picked, and was greatly pleased.
Then I saw that we're stuck in a frilly dress anyway, and I laughed.
And as much as I want to Rider Kick, we are not a Rider. Yet.
[X]Pick something and throw it at it's head. Better safe than sorry.
-[X]Do you have any weapons?
Also, our name is Terumi?
... We must troll someone at least once.
Then I saw that we're stuck in a frilly dress anyway, and I laughed.
And as much as I want to Rider Kick, we are not a Rider. Yet.
[X]Pick something and throw it at it's head. Better safe than sorry.
-[X]Do you have any weapons?
Also, our name is Terumi?
... We must troll someone at least once.
CompassJimbo
Where’s Your North?
- Location
- The former Rubber Capital of the World
A snarky magical boy quest. I like this. A lot.
[X] Doesn't matter, rider kick to the face!
-[x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?
-[x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?
[X] Doesn't matter, rider kick to the face!
-[x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?
-[x] Check underneath the skirt. Is everything covered or did the magic make you go commando?