Lost on the Road of Life (An AU Naruto Quest)

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Sea Country- Army Sizes
how big is the Irabi army and the Ebi armies
The Ebi have about 120 Samurai. The Nishikigoi a bit above 200. The Kimura have ~750 and the same holds for the Tako.

The Irabi have about 1000. Ditto for the Benizake and the Buri. You are currently at about a 2:1 numbers disadvantage.

The "neutral" samurai clans are ordered as follows:

Umineko-Largest of the four
Ashika-Close behind the Umineko in numbers.
Kaki- 200-300, probably. They've been getting reamed over the last decade or two.
Fugu- Bit bigger than the Ebi.
 
The Ebi have about 120 Samurai. The Nishikigoi a bit above 200. The Kimura have ~750 and the same holds for the Tako.

The Irabi have about 1000. Ditto for the Benizake and the Buri. You are currently at about a 2:1 numbers disadvantage.

The "neutral" samurai clans are ordered as follows:

Umineko-Largest of the four
Ashika-Close behind the Umineko in numbers.
Kaki- 200-300, probably. They've been getting reamed over the last decade or two.
Fugu- Bit bigger than the Ebi.
What's the common sense attacker defender ratio for samurai clans sieging a castle? Are there castles in the way between the Ebi and the theoretical Irabi army?
 
What's the common sense attacker defender ratio for samurai clans sieging a castle? Are there castles in the way between the Ebi and the theoretical Irabi army?
They have a fortified castle/fortress set up on their border--which is essentially carved out by a small-sized river-- on the other side of a bridge that spans the river into Irabi Clan territory. They could probably hold this for a while with a ~3:1 ratio of attackers/defenders, but anything more than that is going to get messy quickly. The exact numbers can get dicey once you factor in quality distributions.

Most of the samurai in the country are approximately as tough as a strong genin, with the majority of the remainder being ~chuunin. Each clan has a proportionate amount of elite troops that more closely resemble special jounin.
 
[X] This is all far too easy, why hasn't any other ninja hasn't done all this already? Ask Nishikigoi where ninja can be found on the island, and figure out what they've been doing.
[x] Send Momochi to free up the Ashika as planned. Be careful not to leak that there's ninja involvement.
 
hm hm new plan based on helping out Ebi

it's a three g plan to disable an Irabi army - gaslight gatekeep girlboss
gaslight - raise flags around them of the entire allied forces flag, but don't actually attack - just hanging out enough to put pressure on the commanders
gatekeep - once they hit a major crossing or the border, use numerical advantage to keep them trading
girlboss - shizuka / zabuza / kakashi goes in and assassinates their commanding officers, and then fishboy leads a night raid / all out attack same night
the commanders just died in the shocking night raid, no ninja involvement whatsoever :)

[X] Plan Icha Icha Will Show The Way
-[X] Kakashi helpfully explains that he's going to employ a strategem from one of the top thinkers across all of the Elemental Nations
--[X] Pull out a dog-eared copy of Icha Icha Love is War, and recite "When you are strong, appear weak, and when you are weak, appear strong."
-[X] If there is an Irabi Army marching on Ebi, Ebi can only handle about half of the Irabi samurai, assuming all of the Ebi clan fights to the death in their border fort. This isn't viable.
-[X] Therefore, if we are weak, attack!
-[X] First, convince by means of ninja moving flags that there are numerous scouts of the allied righetous clans just waiting and watching the Irabi army. Maintain distance, prioritize survival.
-[X] Once they reach the crossing, spread rumors that reinforcements are nearly here. This will increase the psychological pressure on the commanders.
-[X] Finally, once an appropriate opportunity is at hand, Shizuka, Zabuza, and Kakashi will go into their camp and kill as many commanders as possible without raising the alarm.
--[X] That same night, or if the alarm is raised, Fishsticks will lead a contingent of elite samurai in a night raid on the enemy encampment.
--[X] Any deaths of commanders can be attributed to a nightmarishly effective night raid rather than dishonorable assasination.
-[X] Sugiyama, meanwhile, will subtly ask around about the swordmistress.
 
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I'm a bit leery of attacking. Why hasn't this been done before?

@MMKII would it be too cheese to ask, before the update, the Crab Kid what "honorable" ways he thinks the other samurai clans are likely using their hired ninja for, since they're obviously not being hired for assassinations and the like.

And we know that the samurai can't water walk, can they utilize explosive tags?
 
I'm a bit leery of attacking. Why hasn't this been done before?

@MMKII would it be too cheese to ask, before the update, the Crab Kid what "honorable" ways he thinks the other samurai clans are likely using their hired ninja for, since they're obviously not being hired for assassinations and the like.

And we know that the samurai can't water walk, can they utilize explosive tags?
Kenichi swears that there are no ninja native to Sea Country, and confidently states that any ninja within it are random outsiders such as yourself. After conferring with the rest of your companions, you are confident that he truly believes this.

Kakashi remains skeptical that there are no other ninja in Sea, but concludes that if there are other shinobi present, they are either taking a delicate approach to the conflict or they otherwise don't have skin in the game for some reason.

Samurai are unable to use explosive tags.
 
I now believe that there's a some sort of NATO-esque agreement that's binding the actions of the outside ninja that've been hired on by the opposition.

Thousands of Samurai (even if they're mostly genin and Chunnin), united against a common enemy? We'd die in a heartbeat, overwhelmed by numbers.

If we move towards violence, then we should act with discretion.

@MMKII does Kakashi know how good Zabz is at Stealth?
 
I now believe that there's a some sort of NATO-esque agreement that's binding the actions of the outside ninja that've been hired on by the opposition.

Thousands of Samurai (even if they're mostly genin and Chunnin), united against a common enemy? We'd die in a heartbeat, overwhelmed by numbers.

If we move towards violence, then we should act with discretion.

@MMKII does Kakashi know how good Zabz is at Stealth?
In normal conditions you presume he's at least as good as Kakashi himself. Under cover of fog or smoke you suspect he's a fair bit better, given old intel.
 
[X] Plan Icha Icha Will Show The Way

I think Zabz can pull it off, especially if he uses his HitM and tags associated Aspects. Not sure how we can pull off the false flag/boosted numbers, but I'm down to at least try.

Too bad the Samurai can't use explosives, otherwise I'd say let's arm them.

@huhYeahGoodPoint would you add a line about Sugiyama subtly inquiring about the swordmistress (mechanically: leverage their deceit score)?

Maybe something like "Sugiyama subtly asks around after the swordmistress (mechanically: leveraging their Deceit score)."
 
This kind of addendum has not felt necessary in the past

The QMs can correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like the characters will know what to do if you point them in a general direction

Generally the characters' are more than capable of plying their skillset to a given situation barring unique and out of the ordinary circumstances. In truly desperate situations this might not be enough, but this is far closer to an unusual Tuesday for the ninja than it is the cave fight with Dragon.
 
Ah, I feel as though I may have strayed from "clarifying intent" and into "micromanaging smart characters and neglecting their agency," possibly even "backseat QM-ing." Sorry!
 
[X] Plan Icha Icha Will Show The Way

I think Zabz can pull it off, especially if he uses his HitM and tags associated Aspects. Not sure how we can pull off the false flag/boosted numbers, but I'm down to at least try.

Too bad the Samurai can't use explosives, otherwise I'd say let's arm them.

@huhYeahGoodPoint would you add a line about Sugiyama subtly inquiring about the swordmistress (mechanically: leverage their deceit score)?

Maybe something like "Sugiyama subtly asks around after the swordmistress (mechanically: leveraging their Deceit score)."
-[X] Sugiyama, meanwhile, will subtly ask around about the swordmistress.

Added this in after waking up from an unscheduled nap, you know how it is. Hopefully that won't be a problem, shrooms?
 
The Ebi have about 120 Samurai. The Nishikigoi a bit above 200. The Kimura have ~750 and the same holds for the Tako.

The Irabi have about 1000. Ditto for the Benizake and the Buri. You are currently at about a 2:1 numbers disadvantage.

The "neutral" samurai clans are ordered as follows:

Umineko-Largest of the four
Ashika-Close behind the Umineko in numbers.
Kaki- 200-300, probably. They've been getting reamed over the last decade or two.
Fugu- Bit bigger than the Ebi.
What about the Tai? (The other ally of the Irabi)
 
Adhoc vote count started by MMKII on Jun 23, 2022 at 12:41 AM, finished with 41 posts and 7 votes.
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    [x] This is all far too easy, why hasn't any other ninja hasn't done all this already? Ask Nishikigoi where ninja can be found on the island, and figure out what they've been doing.
    [x] Send Momochi to free up the Ashika as planned. Be careful not to leak that there's ninja involvement.
    [X] Plan I Just Love Problem Solving
    -[X] Send Zabuza out with Nishikigoi diplomats to negotiate Ashika neutrality or alliance.
    --[X] He's also backup for destroying the Tai fleet.
    -[X] Start a rumor that the NEKT clans are also sending along a fleet of treasure to Umineko with the ambassadors.
    --[X] Add whatever embellishments or misdirections are appropriate to lure out the Tai Fleet - and then destroy it.
    --[X] Turn around and claim that the Tai Fleet was destroyed by monsters - and that the Nishikigoi saw this coming and sent along someone who could handle it.
    -[X] Shizuka + Sugiyama + Nishikigoi, start looking for the swordmaster discreetly.
    [X] Plan Icha Icha Will Show The Way
    -[X] Kakashi helpfully explains that he's going to employ a strategem from one of the top thinkers across all of the Elemental Nations
    --[X] Pull out a dog-eared copy of Icha Icha Love is War, and recite "When you are strong, appear weak, and when you are weak, appear strong."
    -[X] If there is an Irabi Army marching on Ebi, Ebi can only handle about half of the Irabi samurai, assuming all of the Ebi clan fights to the death in their border fort. This isn't viable.
    -[X] Therefore, if we are weak, attack!
    -[X] First, convince by means of ninja moving flags that there are numerous scouts of the allied righetous clans just waiting and watching the Irabi army. Maintain distance, prioritize survival.
    -[X] Once they reach the crossing, spread rumors that reinforcements are nearly here. This will increase the psychological pressure on the commanders.
    -[X] Finally, once an appropriate opportunity is at hand, Shizuka, Zabuza, and Kakashi will go into their camp and kill as many commanders as possible without raising the alarm.
    --[X] That same night, or if the alarm is raised, Fishsticks will lead a contingent of elite samurai in a night raid on the enemy encampment.
    --[X] Any deaths of commanders can be attributed to a nightmarishly effective night raid rather than dishonorable assasination.
    -[X] Sugiyama, meanwhile, will subtly ask around about the swordmistress.
    [X] Show the Tai why ninja are better. Manufacture a reason to have them send a massive fleet out, then send them all to their fiery, watery graves with Fire Dragon Bullet.
    -[X] Sugiyama, meanwhile, will subtly ask around about the swordmistress.

Vote closed. Pretty close, lets see what Kakashipilot says.
Scheduled vote count started by Paperclipped on Jun 21, 2022 at 9:56 PM, finished with 41 posts and 7 votes.
  • 13

    [x] This is all far too easy, why hasn't any other ninja hasn't done all this already? Ask Nishikigoi where ninja can be found on the island, and figure out what they've been doing.
    [x] Send Momochi to free up the Ashika as planned. Be careful not to leak that there's ninja involvement.
    [X] Plan I Just Love Problem Solving
    -[X] Send Zabuza out with Nishikigoi diplomats to negotiate Ashika neutrality or alliance.
    --[X] He's also backup for destroying the Tai fleet.
    -[X] Start a rumor that the NEKT clans are also sending along a fleet of treasure to Umineko with the ambassadors.
    --[X] Add whatever embellishments or misdirections are appropriate to lure out the Tai Fleet - and then destroy it.
    --[X] Turn around and claim that the Tai Fleet was destroyed by monsters - and that the Nishikigoi saw this coming and sent along someone who could handle it.
    -[X] Shizuka + Sugiyama + Nishikigoi, start looking for the swordmaster discreetly.
    [X] Plan Icha Icha Will Show The Way
    -[X] Kakashi helpfully explains that he's going to employ a strategem from one of the top thinkers across all of the Elemental Nations
    --[X] Pull out a dog-eared copy of Icha Icha Love is War, and recite "When you are strong, appear weak, and when you are weak, appear strong."
    -[X] If there is an Irabi Army marching on Ebi, Ebi can only handle about half of the Irabi samurai, assuming all of the Ebi clan fights to the death in their border fort. This isn't viable.
    -[X] Therefore, if we are weak, attack!
    -[X] First, convince by means of ninja moving flags that there are numerous scouts of the allied righetous clans just waiting and watching the Irabi army. Maintain distance, prioritize survival.
    -[X] Once they reach the crossing, spread rumors that reinforcements are nearly here. This will increase the psychological pressure on the commanders.
    -[X] Finally, once an appropriate opportunity is at hand, Shizuka, Zabuza, and Kakashi will go into their camp and kill as many commanders as possible without raising the alarm.
    --[X] That same night, or if the alarm is raised, Fishsticks will lead a contingent of elite samurai in a night raid on the enemy encampment.
    --[X] Any deaths of commanders can be attributed to a nightmarishly effective night raid rather than dishonorable assasination.
    -[X] Sugiyama, meanwhile, will subtly ask around about the swordmistress.
    [X] Show the Tai why ninja are better. Manufacture a reason to have them send a massive fleet out, then send them all to their fiery, watery graves with Fire Dragon Bullet.
    -[X] Sugiyama, meanwhile, will subtly ask around about the swordmistress.
 
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