"Light reaches every point in the universe instantly
I knew there was something funky with this universe's physics, but I had no idea it was this bad :p

From a writing perspective this has both advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is, with such fundamental rules thrown out the window, the author can set up just about any situation, as long as it doesn't contradict rules already established in-story.

The downside? The time-turner phenomenon. Every time you introduce something new, you need to ask yourself how it affects the ENTIRE universe you've built, or you get plot holes the size of black holes. Especially bad is the potential interaction between the fantasy physics and real-world physics. Where does one end, and the other begin?

The enemy's ship is up
I got that reference!

A brave little theory, and actually quite coherent in a universe with no fixed inertial frame of reference and a finite speed of light... if only we lived in one.
... Well played, Academician. Well played.
 
I've read pretty much the whole of this and In the Furthest Reaches over the past four days and I just wanna say great work I love this robot and I've had a great time reading, stayed up far too late some nights just wanting to read one more chapter several chapters in a row but definitely worth it
 
I've read pretty much the whole of this and In the Furthest Reaches over the past four days and I just wanna say great work I love this robot and I've had a great time reading, stayed up far too late some nights just wanting to read one more chapter several chapters in a row but definitely worth it
Glad to hear it! Do you have a favourite secondary character, or a favourite moment?
 
Glad to hear it! Do you have a favourite secondary character, or a favourite moment?
In the Farthest Reaches my favourite secondary character might've been Theda for the slow burn arc of her undermining our hero, escalating and going too far, the eventual underlying motivation all the way to now non canon Enemies to (one time) Lovers, to now enemies to weird sorta friends. The layers to her character makes it hard for me to single out anyone else as up there as her for me, but I do really enjoy everything Ensign Sumner says, young and incredibly plucky can be a real fun character type and it is real fun here. On the whole the deployment to llomia is where I really started devouring chapters, like don't get me wrong I very much enjoyed the scene setting, the character introductions and what not but once the real danger started I just had to know what happened next and you did a great job keeping that roller-coaster going, my favourite thing when I'm reading is getting pulled into that rhythm.

For Golden Eagle, the biggest stand out for me so far is the debate between Fusilier and Miss Fleming on the ethics of robotics, especially with the recurring question of what does it mean for a robot to serve, honestly I find a lot of the ethical debates scenes are real compelling, going back to In the Farthest Reaches the discussions of what is the most moral path available and how limited their options as soldiers compared to if they were any other model of robot were to make life better for the Cuddlebugs under their situation was real compelling stuff. The general debugging concept with the whole '//' notation as asides in the text like its real comments in code. In a similar vein the nightmare from In the Farthest Reaches going into an "an error has occurred" boot up sequence, which incidentally the nightmare was a real stand out scene especially with the number of questions leading up to it of what happened to Fusilier's back.

The whole worldbuilding in general is fascinating, like not saying in a disparaging way or anything, but I do really love some good old dumb fun sci fi, the whole the galaxy gets colder as you go towards the rim and warmer as you go towards the core, the oars on a space ship, the recent drop that light travels instantaneously in this universe. Anything can happen, it's the sort of thing that makes me wonder if in this universe you could get solar power by travelling to a star's surface and physically mining for what makes it go and I love it.
 
Chapter 20 - Wooden Starships and Iron Machines
Climbing the rigging always looked so dangerous and difficult, when I watched the Wills and Wendys do it outside the portholes of transport ships, but it truly wasn't so hard after all. The boarding magnets in my boots made clinging to the strong steel cables second nature even as we pulled away from the ship, the strength of the artificial gravity decreasing with every foot.

The speeds that space battles happen at defy understanding. We were rocketing up away from the planet on arcs of lightning from the immense coils that emerged from between the gun batteries, the oars which pulled the ship along the planet's magnetic fields, and then the transmutative rockets cut in and our speed seemed to increase tenfold. The rings of the planet, once impossibly far above us, screamed toward us until I could make out the individual bands, the gaps between them, until suddenly we were parallel to them. Couldn't have taken more than a few minutes.

The entire time, we were under fire.

At a distance, they were recognizably projectiles of some kind, these golden dots that would come into existence in a little arc which would seem to hang a moment in the void. But once they'd plunged close enough, it felt like being under laser fire, just a long streak visible only a moment, a flash, and the screens rippling from the blow. As we climbed through the lower layers of the screen, every impact buffeted us like a wind, and I found myself gripping the rigging for dear life as the prow of the ship was battered.

I couldn't hear them in the vacuum, but from the looks in their eyes, I swore the marines were enjoying this. I knew in that moment I'd never be cut out for their job. We stopped now on the top about halfway up the mast, as any higher and we'd be out of the protective bubble of the screens, and the marines busied themselves setting up equipment and following the battle.

Below us, the ship's bow chasers were firing steadily now, four enormous optical guns pulsing in sequence. There was no visible beam, but whenever it hit the near-invisible enemy a new yellow star would bloom momentarily, the light reflected in long streaks down the ring. As we grew closer, what looked like a cloud was billowing out of the rings, and I realized it was water vapour from the ice in the ring cooked by our barrage.

There was a tug on my sleeve, and I glanced over to see Marine Sergeant Theo beside me, handing me something. It looked like a small box with two antenna and a recognizable jack, and bemused I plugged it into the back of my neck.

"-ere we are, excellent, excellent, can you hear me?" his voice was resonating in my microphones, crystal clear. Only the slightest static as the shields flared.

"I can! What is this, wireless?" I asked, and he laughed.

"Of a sort, ma'am! Very high frequency, range is only a few dozen meters or so, but clear as crystal," he said. Of course, the Navy gets all the fun toys. "We're getting close now, I reckon we're about to be in for it!"

"I can't tell, I can't even see them." I scanned the sky again, seeing nothing but blinding flashes.

"Don't go looking for them, look for trails, flashes, where our guns converge. There and there!" I followed his finger and saw the two of them, one seeming to hang still, one of them closing, both just the centre points of a constellation of streaks, flashes, and expanding gas. "They're running, of course, they got the lee orbit on their side, but the nearest one is wounded in her engines, she won't escape tractor beam range. But it isn't over until-"

There was another great flash as something arced into us, this one moving so fast I never even saw it. I watched in horror as the ship's energy screen became briefly visible, a shimmering, dancing veil of light, then looked down to see a long red wound down the side of the ship, trailing molten metal like blood. The four bow chasers shuddered and began retracting into the hull, and as they did I caught sight down the barrels. The lenses were shattered, broken by the blow.

"Oh, now it's exciting!" one the marines exclaimed over the wireless. Mad machines, glitched, the lot of them.

"All hands, brace for fire. A fast pass on the starboard side in fourteen seconds," another voice added, this one different. Possibly one of the human officers, their tone was utterly dispassionate, like they were reading off the morning newspaper. "Brace now, screens dropping in three, two-"

I hugged the mast for dear life as, quite suddenly, the dot ahead of us resolved as a long, dark triangle. I barely had time to get to grips with it when it suddenly tore past us, and when I looked back it was to a great blooming cloud of orange fire spewing from the now-retreating shape. The gun barrels protruding from the starboard side of the hull were now smoldering hot, trailing vast sheets of coolant into the aether. There was between them a slice taken out of the ship, like a cut with a scalpel that dragged from prow to stern, and dying flames flickered along its length.

The marines cheered, though I couldn't tell how they possibly knew how we did. A moment later, though, that same dispassionate voice came back on the wireless.

"Well shot."

"Did we get it?" I asked, and Sergeant Theo hung out casually on a cable to get a better view, scanning carefully.

"Nae, she's drifting though. Oh, the stern chasers are laying into her fierce, thing of beauty!"

Nervously, I gripped the cable the way he did and leaned my body out. Far down below, receding into the distance so far now it was barely visible, was the enemy vessel, buffeted by great clouds of smoke. Red lines leapt from our ship in long streaks terminating in coronas of fire. Remembering my newly-installed zoom function, I focused as best I could and the image jumped in clarity like I had a spyglass to my eye, showing the long grey triangle struggling to roll over, screens flashing weakly with each impact.

Something must have failed inside the enemy vessel, because suddenly the shots were striking true. It looked to me at first like small sparks against the surface, but soon after I realized there was a great plume of silver smoke and small glittering pieces fanning out behind the vessel, the ragged exit wounds as thirty-six pound coilgun slugs tore through them at a thousand miles a second.

Despite that, the vessel was somehow not dead, and it completed its half-roll to bring a new screen into use. I could see now the extent of the damage, great ragged holes through its side as though a shark had taken pieces from it, yet something on its deck pulsed rapidly our way. I zoomed out just in time to watch angry red tracers stitch into the rear of the Unicorn. The white light of the transmutative engines flickered as something passed through the screens and grazed it, and in that moment the whole ship skewed suddenly as one engine overtook the other.

I thought surely we ought to be thrown into space, but the inertial compensators did their work and we stayed rooted firmly in place as the engines cut out. Though our guns were now off-axis, we'd gone far enough away that our final shells were still traveling the vast distances between us, and I followed them as they plunged into the wounded ship, through its shields, and it finally cracked in half at the spine.

In all the excitement, I'd forgotten about our other target, but it reminded me when the screens once again roared and I found myself thrown from the boom, hanging for dear life on the cable as I swung pendulously around. I impacted heavily with the ratlines and clung fast. Safe for the moment, I hunted through the skies for the second target, and spotted it only as the convergent point for the long golden streaks which were battering our screens. Even at maximum zoom, I couldn't distinguish it from the rings it was now framed against.

Surely now we must be doomed. Our engines were out, leaving us with nothing but the diminished magnetic field of the planet and our incredibly fragile solar sails. Our optical guns were out, we had nothing but short-ranged projectiles. The enemy vessel could simply climb away from us to an even higher orbit and bombard us to its heart's content, dodging any resistance we threw toward it.

Stars, I just wanted a battle on the fucking ground. On a planet, when somebody shoots at you, you can shoot them back!

I couldn't fathom what use marines could be in such a situation, with ships zipping past each other at such speed. I felt like little more than a spectator, hung out at the edge of the ship to watch it destroyed until a stray missile slapped me out of the void. Or worse, until I was left to drift until my battery ran down.

"All hands, ready for tractor beam activation," the dispassionate voice said quite abruptly, and what little gravity remained from the ship below cut out, leaving me connected to the boom by nothing but the magnets in my boots. Far below, there was crackling static leaping from the ship's bowsprit, and a humming in my microphones that seemed to only grow louder.

"You might want to brace, ma'am, compensators aren't up to this," Sergeant Theo warned, and I grabbed the nearest cables and wrapped them about my forearm just in case. I couldn't imagine what sort of forces the compensators couldn't handle, but I didn't have to, because a moment later it felt as though something had grabbed me by the head and yanked hard.

The stars span wildly as the ship was pulled along, and I locked my gaze straight forward as I watched the rings suddenly begin to pull closer. I still couldn't see the enemy ship, but I could see massive perturbances in the rings, great ripples that followed the path of the prow as the massive graviton array fired. Suddenly the ship stopped jerking around and instead began accelerating, the force trying to pull me back off the rigging. The feeling only intensified as the beam focused, and I could see now that not only were we being pulled to them, they were being pulled to us!

And it was getting awfully close.

"Are we going to ram them?" I asked, trying to keep the panic from my voice.

"Nae, they still have their engines. They're trying to get away!" Sergeant Theo announced, a sort of wild joy in the words. "They can try! They can try!"

The enemy ship was close now, maybe only ten kilometres, a long grey dart with serrated edges. At its rear were massive square engines with great grills across it burning a dull red, the apertures seeming to wiggle in place as it struggled against the beam. We were close enough now that I could actually see the missiles fire, bursting out of blisters along its sides in a rush of steam, twisting on the spot, and deploying an enormous umbrella-like sail. The moment the solar wings caught it, it began accelerating rapidly, but we were so close now they didn't have any chance to get up to any kind of speed at all. The screens held.

"We're going through the ring, hang on!" Sergeant Theo called. From this perspective it did not look like approaching a wall, it looked like approaching the ground in a vertical dive, a great smooth silvery ocean we were about to plow into. Then suddenly we were past it, and the top of our mainsail was missing. I couldn't remember if there were marines up there.

But we were still on them, and we were closing. Our perspective began to rotate as the ship began to roll, and out ahead of us the enemy ship's engines vectored hard, sending it into a spiral ahead of us. We were trying to get it into our broadside, and it was desperately trying to avoid that fate. Smaller and lighter, it looked to be succeeding even as we closed the distance, even as it began to loom above us.

We were so close now I could see the little square turret at its nose pivot toward the ship and start spraying red tracers into the screens ineffectually. But for all that it couldn't hurt us, we couldn't get our guns on target either. We were locked together in an endless spiral, rocketing on an escape vector out of the system.

I released my grip on the cable, stood as best as I could, and drew my sword.

"Theos and Doras! It's up to us!"
 
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"Oh, now it's exciting!" one the marines exclaimed over the wireless. Mad machines, glitched, the lot of them.

"All hands, brace for fire. A fast pass on the starboard side in fourteen seconds," another voice added, this one different. Possibly one of the human officers, their tone was utterly dispassionate, like they were reading off the morning newspaper. "Brace now, screens dropping in three, two-"
God, this is the closest I've gotten to Hornblower in years.

This is so good that I hope I get to own it as a book someday.
 
God, this is the closest I've gotten to Hornblower in years.

This is so good that I hope I get to own it as a book someday.
I'm currently in the process of editing the first book, I hired an editing company and everything! I did the first two chapters in their final pass today and it's so good.

I was really nervous about writing a naval battle at all but honestly having a blast here. I just wish I could like, animate it.
 
I'm currently in the process of editing the first book, I hired an editing company and everything! I did the first two chapters in their final pass today and it's so good.
I hope you relentlessly shill it so you can get monies for this, because you really deserve it.

I may well figure out how to use an eReader just to own it. :D
I was really nervous about writing a naval battle at all but honestly having a blast here. I just wish I could like, animate it.
You're incredibly good at it!
 
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That was a seriously good read.

It was a lot of fun to see what a space battle in this setting ends up looking like.

And thanks for the reminder about the publishing plans. We just reached out to Ada as we'd offered. We'll see what she has to say.
 
I'm currently in the process of editing the first book, I hired an editing company and everything! I did the first two chapters in their final pass today and it's so good.

I was really nervous about writing a naval battle at all but honestly having a blast here. I just wish I could like, animate it.

Did the fact that you essentialy published the first draft online already cause you any trouble?

Also I loved how the energy discharge made the rings steam. It was a great way to show off the energy levels involved.
 
Chapter 21 - The Belly of the Beast
Falling through space doesn't feel like anything. There's no sense of acceleration, no feeling of motion, no wind rushing against you. Nothing.

I opened my eyes to see HMS Unicorn not below my feet, but above me, her prow passing over me in a great arc. Somehow, even though I had jumped away from it, I was now approaching it again as it rolled past.

From this perspective the damage to the prow was obvious, great gashes through the hull that showed the twisting passages within. The wooden planks lining the hull to ward off magnetic boots and bombs were streaming gases into the void, little fires spontaneously flickering on their surfaces and dying out just as quickly as oxygen pockets inside ruptured. The optical swivel guns on the masts were firing furiously at something below my feet, but the rest of the ship was quiet but for the tractor array.

I twisted my head around clumily to follow the beams, and there, rising under my feet like the sun over the horizon, was the enemy ship. Though they had been described as small, even a mere 600 foot long vessel seems truly enormous in these conditions. I was close enough now that I could see it in detail. It was made of a smooth metal painted in two tones of grey slashed across it like a zebra's coat. At the nose was a square perhaps six foot across which seemed to be made of many smaller black and white squares in a random pattern, but other than that it seemed unadorned by decoration. Compared to the yellow-and-black stripes, delicate carvings, and holographic flags of Unicorn, it seemed so plain.

But it was not without detail. As we got closer, I could see masts rising from its serrated edges, many of them dotted in strange spheres, grids, and wires that seemed to fly in all directions. Vents and structural beams broke up the surface, and I could see panels which were clearly meant to be removable.

I could see now how the ship would arrive in its spiral just in time for me to intercept it, and clumsily I tried to turn in the void so as to get my feet below me. I briefly wished I had been built as a cat so I knew how to do it.

The turret at the fore was flashing again, and the projectiles were zipping past me quite close. Then, several small blisters on the hull likewise began to spit fire, these a steady stream that curved toward me as the ship began to slowly slide into place. It looked as though I was going to land somewhere at the stern of the ship, near the rearmost blister, and whatever gunners or fire control computers existed on their vessel must have realized it too because the tracers came closer and closer until my screens were shimmering as they passed closer.

One of the swivel guns must have gotten range on it at that moment, because the firing stopped as the screen lit up around the turret, and then quite suddenly I felt a jerk as I passed through myself. I wasn't coming directly down onto the hull, because the forward momentum of the ship was making it slide below me. It'd be like falling from a rushing carriage onto the cobblestones. Unless I just bounced and flailed off into the void.

The hull got closer and closer, until I could see the texture of the metal, the tiny rivets holding the plates together. Then quite suddenly I hit it, tumbled, scrabbling against the surface for some form of handhold. My hand closed on something, a support beam perhaps, and with a great wrenching against the actuators of my shoulder I stopped.

I realized, as I hung there by one hand, I probably ought to have put my sword away. I reactivated the magnets on my boots and touched my toes to the hull, then pushed myself up off the plating, swinging out until my heels touched the plating and stuck fast. It seemed impossibly foolish that they wouldn't have some anti-boarding system, but here we were.

The gun blister was perhaps only thirty feet away, sitting on a little platform, rotating to track something as the fire dropped off. It fired a silent burst out into the black, accompanied by vibrations through the deck plates, and red-hot casings and smoke sprayed from the top of the turret and drifted away overhead. I followed the arcing tracers out, and winced as I saw some of them burst in a flash.

They were firing on my marines. I had to stop them.

Walking in magnetic boots was hard, running downright unnatural, but I scrabbled up the hull as the gun stopped, pivoted, and began firing again at a new angle which sent the casings pattering against me like hailstones. Something caught the light as it tumbled overhead, and I realized it was a Fusilier, wounded and spinning wildly, missing the hull as they rocketed off.

The gun shifted to a new target, pointing upward and exposing a chute of some kind under its chin, where long brassy missiles tipped in glass beads waited to be fed into the weapon. I swung my sword through it and the shells burst in the hopper, spraying me in a wash of metal particulates and heat. The gun shuddered and halted, then rotated to point directly skyward and begin to sink rapidly into the hull. I stole a glance inside just before the hatches closed, hoping to catch a glimpse of crew of some kind, but all I saw was dark machinery.

"Lieutenant! You alright there?"

I turned to see Sergeant Theo approaching with a strange sort of loping gait from the magnetic boots, his uniform jacket nearly blown entirely off his body, exposing a tapestry of lacquered tattoos. There was a terrible crater in the armour of his shoulder where he must have been hit, but he showed no signs of distress. Behind him other machines were approaching, most of them looking much better off.

"Right as rain, sergeant. We haven't much time, have we all made it over?" I asked. I heard a blip on the wireless as he switched channels, then came back.

"Um, well, it was a bit of a jump, but thirteen of us plus ourselves have checked," he said. I never got a proper count, but that meant at least half the marines hadn't. He must have seen this realization on my face, though, because he kept talking. "Chin up, ma'am. Once we take the ship, we can pick them up at our leisure."

"Right… I don't think we'll be taking much of anything. All we need to do is stop their engines, by whatever means we can. To start, we need to get inside the hull. Has anyone found any access panels or the like yet?"

"Nae ma'am, but we can make one given a moment." he said, gesturing to one of the marines, who produced a square plate with a semicircular device in the middle. This at least I recognized, a petard. We used the shaped charges from blowing open fortress gates, or fortress walls if we had to. This one looked smaller than I was used to, but I presumed it must be enough.

"There has to be working spaces for this gun, so this is probably our best spot. Right here." I indicated at the base of the turret, and two of the marines went to work slapping it in place. There were quick-fixing bolts on the corners of the plate, but without any anti-magnetic defenses at all they clearly weren't needed as the weapon afixed easily. We all took several big, clumsy steps back, then the lanyard was pulled.

There was a thud through the hull and the plate remained firmly in place. One of the Doras ran up and released the magnetic locks, and the plate drifted off, exposing the perfectly square hole in the hull of the vessel. The armour was not thick, perhaps only two inches of steel, then layers of what looked like foam and the thin pressure hull inside.

"Well, the plate didn't fly off, so no atmosphere inside," the sergeant mused.

"Maybe they depressurized their guns decks, like we do," I said, remembering the trip through the gun.

"Maybe."

I stepped up to go through, but Sergeant Theo put out a hand to stop me and indicated to another marine. The machine stepped up to the breach with his musket shouldered and drew out a bizarre weapon I'd never seen before, a collection of tubes on a stock with a baffled vent at the rear.

"What is that?" I asked.

"Volley gun, ma'am. Just the thing for close quarters, tis why it goes first." the private holding it explained. He pointed it over the breach for a moment, scanning for threats, then stepped in and seemed to be pulled through as the internal gravity asserted itself. "Clear, come on in. About one g, but it feels funny."

I might not have been able to go first, but I wouldn't be stopped from going second. I stepped toward the breach and dropped in clumsily, rolling around the edge of the hole and standing up in the hall. The hallway was perfectly square, with identical grating on the floors, walls, and ceilings, broken up by hatches or panels. The Irish marine with the volley gun was standing quite casually on the ceiling, pointing his weapon down the hall.

"You're upside down, ma'am," he pointed out.

"I could say the same," I replied. The other marines started dropping in through the breach. No matter which way they dropped through, whatever surface they landed on seemed to support them just fine. Sergeant Theo casually stepped from the wall he was standing on to what I thought of as the floor without pausing. "Oh, I don't much like this."

"Hardly the worst we've dealt with, ma'am. Marines, spread out, start looking for anything that might be controls or fuel lines. And… ma'am, what do we do about crew?"

Right, crew. There was still a considerable chance that this ship was manned, by alien beings. By people. Fusiliers didn't usually fight things that were people, and while it was abstract enough that I doubted many of the Wills and Wendys manning the ship's guns were agonizing over it, it would be different up close like this.

"If we run into one or two unarmed, stun them so we can figure out who or what they are. If they're armed, don't hesitate," I replied, doing my best to keep my tone even.

"Yes, ma'am."

We were soldiers, yes, but we were built to protect people during an age of peace. The thought was honestly somewhat sickening and I felt very much like I ought to rescind the order, that we ought to be more cautious, but there were more lives than our own or our enemies at stake. Programming be damned.

The marines began pushing down the hall, and I followed closely behind the volley gun wielding marine. The hallway went from moving toward the stern to suddenly turning upward, from my perspective, and we paused as Marine Téo with the volley gun leaned over the edge.

"How much do we have in the way of explosives?" I asked. The response, a handful of grenades and a few small bombs, wasn't encouraging. Apparently the ship's complement of rare transmutative charges had been spirited off to the front line ships alongside most of the marines. "I don't think the engine room is the call, then, we might not be able to damage it enough. But the quarterdeck ought to be there too, right?"

"Wouldn't be so sure, every ship is different. Usually they're well buried inside, but that's about all you can say." Sergeant Theo said, "But you're likely right, we'll have to-"

"Movement down the hall!" Téo called, then suddenly jerked back and collapsed to the ceiling above us, his weapon falling heavily at my feet. His head was bent unnaturally back and there was a smoking hole in the screens of his eyes, the other a dancing multicoloured smear before going black.

"Marines, back, back!" I called, leaning out to snap off a shot blindly with my pistol. A quartet of small explosions rippled nearly all at once against my shield as I did, pieces of metal peppering me through it and getting caught like burrs against my uniform. "Sergeant! Grenades!"

"Aye!" Sergeant Theo and another marine pressed forward, climbing onto the walls to either side of the vertical hall, and as one they depressed the fuses on their grenades and hurled them down the hall. They were met with a storm of smokey tracers which sparked against the metal all around us, then there were a pair of dull thuds through the bulkheads.

Thinking only that I had to follow quickly behind the grenades, I stepped out into the hall and jumped up, falling with a twist and sprawling heavily against the corner of two bulkheads and rolling down the hall. I pushed myself to my feet as quickly as I could and looked for movement, pausing as I saw the shape of a Theo coming through the smoke. I must have gotten turned around in the tumble, so I turned to face the foe.

There were the marines behind me, scrambling into the hall, unmistakable in their red coats. Then something hit me from behind, hard.

I staggered and turned, the impacts sparking off my screens. Missiles were bursting inches from my face or ricocheting off against the walls in a wild weave of smokey lines, and the shooter pressed out of the smoke. It was a machine alright, familiar in proportion, but now that I could see it properly everything about it was wrong. It was made of a dark metal, patterned like the hull outside, but its pieces were angular and raw, inhuman in shape. There were visible pistons and heavy rivets across its form.

It had no face, just two square, soulless lenses, locked on me.
 
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At the nose was a square perhaps six foot across which seemed to be made of many smaller black and white squares in a random pattern
QR-code aliens.

Quickly, scan the ship for a promotion.

I briefly wished I had been built as a cat so I knew how to do it.
At least one of the other fussiliers will have had the same thought and gone through with it, so does that mean that there are catgirl fussiliers running around?
 
catgirl abbys and military numbers
QR-code aliens.

Quickly, scan the ship for a promotion.


At least one of the other fussiliers will have had the same thought and gone through with it, so does that mean that there are catgirl fussiliers running around?
because of course, we've talking about this behind the scenes and concluded that of all the machines, the type most likely to be catgirls is the Abbys, because one of the many tasks of housemaid machines is minding small children. they like to look especially cute and nonthreatening, like big dolls, and some soft fuzzy cat ears would fit right in!

also bc i haven't done enough little lore thingies recently, Abbys and Andrews (housemaids and footmen) are the third most common type of machine. Adams and Eves (craftsmen and textile workers) are the most common, with the second being Simons and Sarahs (clerical workers).

Fusiliers are actually the rarest sort of machine! Britain has maybe a quarter million of them at most, from a population of nearly a billion machines. our perspective on it is just rather skewed given our protagonist and the fact she lives on an army base and all. about 4/5th are in the Army while the rest are employed privately as bodyguards or frontier security: many fusiliers will do stints of private work after their terms of service are up because the money is really good given their rarity, then sign back up for the army again because money is stupid and civilian life is boring.

by contrast the military are the largest single employers of humans in space britain. 10k army officers + 15k naval officers from a population of 5m means about a half a percent of the population are active military, roughly the same proportion as the US military irl. perhaps about 1 in 12 people were at the very least ensigns or midshipmen at some point!
 
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