Legendary Tinker (Worm/LoL)

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A tired mage drops something. A flickering soul picks it up. Earth-Bet will never be the same again.

Or, How a World Rune came to be in my possession.

OC reincarnation.
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Fabled Webs

Lord Weaver, Glorious and Wise
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Arlington, VA
Call 1.1

3 BN: Khom, Pre-Noxus

A man with skin of ocean-blue sank to his knees as the world tore itself apart. His bald head and shirtless torso were covered in ancient scripts, a language only he now knew. Tyrus, his master, could read it; he was the one who carved these very runes onto a young Ryze, but Tyrus was dead. Ryze gazed down at his hands and mourned. He could practically see his master's lifeblood staining them.

And all around, Khom, his birthplace, burned.

"The World Runes are power incarnate," his master had said with a voice like gravel and filled with warmth. "They are fragments of creation, crystallizations of celestial might. Once, all the world was empty and these five runes transformed fields of barren stone into wonders of life and magic. Theirs is the power of creation, of life itself."

Ryze could picture the face of his master, so easily wrinkled with smiles for his young apprentice, turn solemn and serious as he spoke in warning. "All that creates can destroy, Ryze," he'd said. "All that gives life can take it away. Theirs is the power of creation, but terrible is that same power when turned towards destruction. Theirs is the power to carve mountains, drain oceans, and burn skies."

And all around, his home burned.

"Master," he choked back a sob. "Why?"

In the distance, the earth sank into the sea and the sky wept mana. Tremors shook the land, as though Runeterra itself was undergoing its death throes. Ryze stared at the body that had once been Tyrus, a mere husk of dried and mummified flesh. Both men had heard the Call. The World Runes beckoned. They promised an end to the fighting. They promised peace. They promised life, reborn anew from the ashes of the Rune Wars. They promised hope, if only a man of supreme will and unshakable virtue would wield them.

Ryze resisted while his master failed, and so Tyrus died by the hand of his student.

And so, Khom burned even as Ryze watched his master's body age a thousand years in a blink, the mana of his very soul drawn out to become a catalyst for two of the World Runes. A man touched the power of the gods and was found woefully wanting.

"You were the one who taught me… warned me…" His hands reached out and grasped the robe his master once wore. They crumbled to ash, even such perfect mortal enchantments unable to withstand their power. "Tyrus… master… father…"

Runeterra shook itself apart. Khom burned. And for once, Ryze couldn't give a damn.

Yet he stood. There, before him was ultimate power, two World Runes, one an ominous red and the other a tranquil blue reminiscent of the cloudless sky. He wanted nothing more than to throw them away, to leave them in the depths of the earth as Runeterra yawned to its core. Still, he took them in hand and bid his master farewell.

Thus his quest began.

X
97 AN: Howling Abyss, Freljord

Ryze stood at the northernmost edge of the world, a gaping chasm that imprisoned terrors even gods feared. A century after his quest began, he was at his journey's end. The magic of the World Runes flowed through him despite his utter loathing for them. The raw mana they exuded was enough to change him, make him more than mortal, an archmage with one foot into the realm of gods.

The Rune Mage stood at the edge of the world and held the five keys to unlimited power for one last time. They were beautiful, utterly breathtaking even. Five gems bound in Petricite pyramids, the only way for Ryze to hold them for an extended period without being driven mad with power.

They sickened him.

Yet still they beckoned.

With them, he could forge a new era. He could guide the fledgling kingdoms into an age of peace and prosperity like none other. He could see it now, harmony among the nations and peoples as far as the eye could see, a world where no one would go hungry, where no injustice would go unpunished, where-

Ryze flinched back as though struck and the World Runes fell into the Abyss. He shook his head as he strode away.

"The only power I truly have… is the strength to let go."

X
Void

The Watchers saw all. They were there before Runeterra began, before all but the eldest celestials came into being. They would persist long after the stars burned out.

They saw.

They saw, but could do nothing.

The bonds of the Forgelord were absolute, should have been absolute. Would have been absolute, unbreakable even to the gods of the Void, had it not been for the Third Sister. Her enchantment entombed the Watchers, but also ate away at the bridge, weakening the Forgelord's work. One day, the bridge would fall and the Watchers would among mortals once more.

Yet, today was not that day.

And so the five World Runes fell. The passed the Watchers and crossed the Void into the space between worlds. There, they scattered like birds into cosmos unknown.

Each World Rune traveled aimlessly through the space between worlds, until one met a soul, all but expended and ready to fade. The probability of this meeting was infinitesimally small. The probability of that World Rune meeting this specific soul even more so. And yet, the probability was not zero and so, in the space between worlds, the Rune of Inspiration found a master.

X
1999, November 2: Busan, South Korea

I was drowning. I'd never been much for waterpsorts. My father and uncles loved to fish; they even owned a dingy little boat for the purpose back in California. I knew how to swim, or at least how to float and doggy-paddle, but I was woefully unprepared for the storm that took the cruise ship. To be fair to myself, neither was the captain.

So, my Korean-American ass swam for his life like a rat in a toilet bowl, thrown from the ship my sister and her husband had promised would be so fucking fun.

We were off the southeastern coast of Korea, near Busan, when the storm hit. It was supposed to be a cruise around Korea, Japan, and the Philippines, a vacation within a vacation as we visited our relatives in the motherland. God obviously had other plans. Of mice and men and all that…

I was drowning. Then, there was blackness and a flash of blue, purer than the cloudless sky. After that, everything felt detached, as though in a fever dream.

"I've got you!" someone shouted over the howling wind. He must have been a giant because his forearm wrapped around my entire torso with ease.

We were lifted by helicopter, the rescue worker holding me in one arm while he grabbed on to the rope ladder with the other. Mad respect for that, the upper body strength was damn impressive. 'I didn't even know the cruise ship had a copter; Guess I didn't give the crew enough credit,' I thought as I shivered in his arms.

Then, the copter rose higher and I saw just how fucked Busan was. The streets were flooded, water extending as far as the eye could see. Even as I watched, waves upon waves and torrential downpours battered at the broken city. I could see little dots in the distance, law enforcement and even the military trying to guide civilians away from the shoreline in organized chaos.

We landed in the courtyard of a school, likely because it was one of the few places in a metropolis like Busan where there wasn't a giant risk of something falling on us.

I still felt like I was in a fever dream, like there was a cellophane bubble between me and the rest of the world. The obvious disaster zone wasn't helping matters. Hell, this whole ordeal was reminding me to brush up on my Korean. Sure, I hadn't been back in Korea in eight years, but that was hardly an excuse for my spotty understanding.

'I think I heard something about a sea monster…'

"Come on, kid. You gotta let go now," the giant rescue worker said, firmly but not unkindly.

'Kid? I know I'm short, but I'm twenty-eight!' I thought indignantly as I forced my frozen fingers to unclench.

A thermal blanket was wrapped around me as I was ushered inside the medical tent. There, a doctor or orderly gave me a quick once over before confirming that I had no untreated injuries.

"Everyone is bigger than me," I mumbled to myself, still in shock.

"Do you know where your parents are?" an orderly asked. I must have been shunted off as a noncritical patient because the middle-aged, balding man was replaced by a woman in her early twenties, far too young to have an MD. She had to stoop a little to put a lanyard around my neck.

"No, they must still be on the boat."

"What boat? Oh, child," she cooed and hugged me. "I'm so sorry. It's going to be okay."

I struggled to escape her grasp, but she was too strong. Or rather, I was too weak. The frigid ocean and a helicopter ride where I made a passable impression of a koala weren't helping matters. Then, I caught my reflection on a stainless steel counter, one of those rapid-deploy foldout tables used by emergency personnel.

'Oh, I'm a kid again.'

Realization struck me like a bucket of ice water and thunder rumbled in the sky.

As in, thunder literally rumbled in the sky. Several somethings crashed to the ground in the distance.

"We've gotta go!" Someone in gray fatigues shouted. He yelled something into a walkie-talkie then began to round people up and command them. "Road's cleared! Grab all civilians and load 'em up!"

"You heard the officer," the orderly said with a watery smile. "Follow them okay? They'll protect you. Don't worry, this noona is staying behind so she'll find your parents for you."

'What the fuck is going on?'

I was shoved unceremoniously onto the back of a truck alongside eight civilians and four officers. Then, just before the doors closed, I saw a man in traditional Korean hanbok drop down from the sky. He wore a pale, featureless mask that covered his entire face along with a navy-blue and jade-green hanbok outfit. All around him, the rain stopped falling, levitating in the air. For a moment, he appeared to literally be standing on the raindrops.

'Oh… I'm dreaming. Makes more sense. I must have passed out in the water.'

"Hwarang-nim," one policeman called. "What's going on?"

Whatever the man said back, I didn't hear because that's when the van was shut and started to roll. We sat there, twelve people crammed like sardines, as the driver tried his best to navigate a city shattered by disaster.

"That fucking Akk-ryong," one man swore. That sent several men in the van into a fury.

"Husband, enough," one woman said, placing an arm on his. "There are children here."

"Let them vent. Anger is good. Anger keeps you going." This time, it was an officer who swore. "Fuck that dragon. There will be time for calm later when you pick your lives back together again. Now? Be angry so you can put one foot in front of the other."

We were interrupted again by the sound of static from an officer's walkie-talkie.

"Hang tight, another building collapsed. I'm going to try to drive around it," came the driver's voice.

A middle-aged man seated next to me made sure my seatbelt was fastened securely. Not ten seconds later, the car lurched and a loud banging noise filled the cabin. He grabbed me, pulling me towards him and shielding me with his own body. I heard a grunt of pain and screams of fear before the car stopped rolling. Slowly, he let me go.

"Thank you, ahjussi," I felt compelled to say. The car was on its side, which meant I was hanging from what was now the ceiling, attached by the seatbelt that likely saved my life.

"You're a good kid."

One by one, the officers let us out into the waterlogged street. I stood there in the rain as the adults in the situation tried to figure out what to do. The street around me looked familiar even in its destruction.

"This is the street where Sunyeop lives," I muttered. My cousin, younger than me by two years, was a good man who was training to be a pilot. 'Or, he will be?'

I found myself walking towards his childhood home, a two-story affair with a tiny yard. That there were houses at all made this Busan's wealthier district. Otherwise, we'd be surrounded by high rises and apartments. In hindsight, the lack of tall buildings was probably why we were driving this way in the first place.

I stopped in front of the home and read the bronze plaque. "Hong… That's not their surname…"

Lightning flashed in the sky and struck a power line with a thunderous boom, sending us to the ground.

"Kid!" I heard behind me.

I turned, just fast enough to see the power line come down around me. There was a whipping sound as broken cables cut through the air.

There was a buzz.

Then a zap.

Then agony.

Then blissful silence…

X
[Destination]

[Trajectory]

A flash of blue filled the nothingness of the void, a blue clearer than the cloudless sky pulsed with a power no Shard could comprehend. It was unfamiliar. It was potential.

It had found a master. It would not relent.

[Proposal]

[Alteration]

[Agreement]

X
2000, May 9: Phoenix, AZ, USA

I tapped my way through the corridor, my telescopic walking stick making soft clicking noises as it collided with the wall. It was surprisingly well-made. Surprising as in there's a surprising amount of thought that goes into engineering one of these. From what I could tell, the tip had a pliable rubber cap with a spring attachment to give me a better sense of pressure and hardness. The telescopic body could extend to almost my full height, not that I was particularly tall at eight years old. The handle was perfectly ergonomic, with a hardened foam grip to fit snugly into the swell of the palm. There was even a strap I could loop around my wrist so I don't accidentally lose it. All in all, a perfect example of human-factors engineering at work.

Oh, I'm blind. And eight. In Worm. More than a decade before canon.

I felt cold sweat run down my back as my breathing shortened. Then, a comforting hand rested on my shoulder.

"Breathe, Andy," Redbird said, his smooth voice far gentler than one would expect from a man built like a brick shithouse. "No need to be nervous. The Wards are all good kids."

'Not why I'm freaking,' I thought, but flashed him a smile anyway and took several deep breaths. "Thank you, Redbird."

Leviathan was seven months ago. Turns out, when Kyushu went the way of Atlantis, it caused a whole lot of trouble for surrounding countries. Tidal waves struck the Korean peninsula and while it wasn't as bad as Kyushu itself, that was cold comfort to the nine thousand people who drowned. My father among them.

Over the past seven months, my memories blended together until I couldn't tell where the Yusung of this life and the Yusung I was ended. My father was a part of the Korean military, specifically the declining Coast Guard. It really existed for only two reasons: to crack down on smuggling and illegal migration, and to be a national warning bell in the event of an endbringer attack. My dad, Captain Namjoon Kim, did his duty and died for it. Hell, in a city of millions, that only nine thousand died from even a tangential endbringer attack was impressive.

That's what mom told me. It's what the twenty-eight year old me told my eight year old self.

Shortly after I was evacuated, I was reunited with my mom. I didn't have the full story, but she pulled some favors from dad's old military contacts and arranged for two tickets to America, just one of many refugees fleeing the decimated region. We settled in Phoenix, about as far from the rain and the sea as we could get.

"We're here," Redbird said, his words bringing me from my melancholy.

The customary buzzer went off, a thirty second grace period for Wards to scramble for their masks. While they did that, I reached into my pocket and brought out a Gatorade bottle filled with a neon-pink fluid. I brought it to my lips and took a sip.

"Alright," I breathed, "let's meet the team."

Author's Note

Ryze's cinematic is honestly one of my favorites because of how tired that man looks. I could definitely believe that in another universe, Ryze, broken and exhausted following his quest, did not hide the World Runes away and instead tossed them into the Void, "returning" them to the origin of the universe in his own way. That's what happened in this alternate universe.

Interestingly enough, there are three distinct myths regarding how the howling Abyss came to be. One says that there was a great battle between the Three Sisters and the Watchers over the bridge in which the sisters triumphed. A second says that the battle was actually between the sisters, Lissandra against Avarosa and Serylda, in which Lissandra realized her mistake and betrayed the Watchers, entombing them, and her sisters, in True Ice. The third myth, the one I'm going with as factual, says the sisters came to Ornn and asked him to build the bridge, a crossbar to bar the Watchers from ever entering the Freljord. Lissandra fucked it up trying to improve it with her magic and put Ornn's prison on a time limit.

악용, or "Akk-ryong" literally uses the Hanja for evil and dragon, which is how I imagine Koreans (and many Asian communities) would refer to Leviathan.

Power Description: Andy is fused to the World Rune, specifically the Rune of Inspiration. He's effectively a Runeterra-tinker, able to draw upon the world and its Champions for inspiration. The World Rune acts as an infinite source of mana that can power anything and everything he makes without fail. It, being quite literally a godly artifact of creation, can transmute earthly materials into Runeterran analogs as necessary to make up for the lack of materials of esoteric powers. Because he is not a standard cape, Andy lacks a conflict drive common to most parahumans.
 
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2000, May 9: Phoenix, AZ, USA


The pink liquid flowed down my throat and my world expanded, from a pitch-black void to a cascade of hues and textures beyond mere human sight.

How does one explain sight to a blind man? Even having once had eyes, I still had no clue. I was now in the curious position of having to explain the blessings of the Oracle's Elixir to the PRT, to mere mortals who were utterly incapable of wielding mana, who didn't even consider the possibility of the supernatural. I just ended up telling them that the elixir could give me sight for one hour per mouthful. After some rigorous testing, they marked it down as pericognition within fifty meters. The closer truth was that it expanded my magical senses outward and opened my inner eye, as cliché as that sounded, literally allowing me to see and feel the spiritual reality overlaid onto the physical. Sight, but not. Touch, but not.

With a snap of my wrist, I contracted my telescopic walking stick and stashed it on a belt loop.

"You good?" Redbird asked.

"Quite."

Taking the lead, I shoved the doors open, allowing them to hit the walls a little louder than strictly necessary as I walked in. Four people were already facing me, three girls and one boy. This wasn't the entirety of the Wards. In fact, it was but one of three teams.

The common room itself was large, far larger than a team of four, now five, merited. Wards Team One was almost entirely dedicated to PR and rescue missions and fought almost never. At least, that was the ideal. Where capes were concerned, that was a pipe dream. My new headquarters had three large couches, a coffee table, flatscreen TV, and a fully stocked kitchen. It was honestly better than my apartment, both in this life and my previous.

Phoenix was a city of one and a half million people and the local Protectorate catered to more than just the city proper, responding to emergency calls from the local national parks and Native American reservations as well. That was what Redbird was, in many ways: He didn't just work as a Protectorate hero; he was also the primary liaison to the Gila River Indian Community, a reservation that lied to the south of the city.

Given the larger population size and massively upscaled patrol area compared to Brockton Bay, it was no wonder that there were multiple Protectorate and Wards teams. It still wasn't enough. As I heard Redbird tell it, the local Protectorate teams, yes, plural, worked in close cooperation with National Park Service rangers as well as the nearby Tucson branch of the Protectorate to manage their wide territory. In a lot of ways, Arizona was one of the better-managed sectors: large enough for a sizable hero presence, small enough to not attract any big villain names, close enough for Alexandria to do a flyby, and best of all, not a Cauldron feudalism experiment.

Before I knew it, a tall, leggy blonde in a navy jumpsuit stood before me with a winning smile. Her blue eyes danced with amusement and I could feel every twitch of her lips, every bob of her hair as she tried to position herself with a welcoming, big sister persona. It was her hands that caught my interest though. She wore heavily modified boxing gloves, flattened a little with additional hardened foam padding on the knuckles. The gloves extended past her wrists and almost to her elbows, with the wrists flaring outward in a diamond pattern, almost like wings. On the back of each glove was a stylized ray, its tail curling up her forearms.

"Hey, Redbird, who's this?" she said. Her voice was confident, but why wouldn't she be? I was an eight year old child with an obviously blinding scar across his eyes. I could feel her smile shrink by a few molars when she met my glass eyes. "Oh…"

"This is Rubedo, Andy," Redbird said, his hand placed comfortingly on my shoulder. "He's going to be a new member of the Wards. Rubedo, this one is called Stingray."

"Shit, what the fuck happened to your eyes?" said one of the other girls. She was leaning against the wall with a large, black domino mask that covered most of her face. The mask was unique, embossed with golden tophat designs.

"Hat Trick!" Redbird and the blond admonished as one.

"It's fine," I waved them off. I brought my feet together and bowed at the waist. Regardless of my mental age, these were my sunbae. "Hello everyone, my name is Yusung Kim, but you can call me Andy. The director and I agreed that seeing how I'm blind most of the time, it's pointless trying to keep a secret identity from my own team. As for how I got this scar," I gestured to my face, "I got it during Leviathan's recent attack on Kyushu when a telephone pole fell near me, the broken power line raking across my eyes."

"Shit," the now named Hat Trick hissed.

I shrugged. If she didn't like the answer, she shouldn't have asked the question. "Quite."

She came up to me and pointed her fist at me, which I bumped. She was rail-thin and dressed almost stereotypically like a skater, with a backwards facing baseball cap with a flattened bill, a t-shirt promoting some metal band I'd never heard of, loose jeans, and one too many belts. At her side was a skateboard with the sandpaper-like grip tape colored in waves of hot pink and purple. "That's fuckin' metal, little dude."

"Wait, what do you mean you're blind only most of the time?" the sole boy asked. He looked to be the oldest in the room, maybe par with Stingray. He was handsome, with wavy brown hair and a strong jaw. His appearance was marred only by the fact that half his left ear was partially missing. His feet were still up on the coffee table, an easygoing smile on his face. I noticed he hadn't bothered with a mask at all. At his feet was a ten-gallon hat. "Howdy," he drawled, "Ranchero at your service. David out of costume."

"Dave," the blonde warned.

"It's fine," I repeated. I pulled out my bottle of pink Gatorade. "I'd rather get through the boring stuff right away. Powers. I'm a tinker who makes potions, including one I call the Oracle's Elixir. It gives me a thinker power that makes me aware of everything within fifty meters or so for an hour."

"Cool, that's awesome!" shouted the final girl as she jumped up to me. She was short, almost as short as I was, with wavy black hair and almond eyes. Her costume was… juvenile, though I supposed I shouldn't have expected any different from the infamous PR department. It was… It was a giant raccoon onesie, with the raccoon's face as a hoodie attachment. The "mask" of the raccoon extended down to cover her own eyes. Hell, she even had the fluffy ears and striped tail, with some kind of internal wire to lift it up. "Hey, I'm Raquel, or the Masked Bandit in costume!"

I mimed giving her a once-over. I didn't need to nod to look her over, but I was told by the local PR guru that emoting and body language was important. I'd never seen a woman look more uncomfortable than in that meeting. She had to explain to a blind eight year old that his scar was too freaky to talk to people normally so he should make big gestures. "That's a hell of a costume," I told Masked Bandit. "Do you… change into a raccoon?"

She visibly winced even as the tall blond wrapped an arm around her. "Yeah… I didn't get much of a choice."

"Sorry, Bandit and I just came off a patrol, which is why we're the only ones in full regalia. And since these two already unmasked," she pulled off her navy-blue domino to reveal an attractive teen with a light dusting of freckles across the bridge of her nose, "Penelope, leader of Wards Team One."

"Alright, you kids seem like you won't tear each other apart so I'm going to get back to the Protectorate side and grab a shower before heading out," Redbird said.

"Thank you, Redbird," I told him before walking over to the sofa and taking a seat.

"So," Penelope clapped her hands. "Powers. Mine lets me punch things from far away with an additional drill-like effect. I'm also a lot stronger than normal."

"She's also a massive dork," Hat Trick said snidely and mimed punching the air. "Every time she punches something from a distance, she shouts, 'Stingray Straight!'"

"Hey, every superhero needs a super move alright? You have no class."

"Whatever," she said, eyes rolling at the well-trodden argument. She took off her black domino mask to reveal a face that looked like it could be an older version of Raquel's. "Since everyone else unmasked, I'm Yasmine. Jazz for short. I have a shaker power that lets me turn any hat I own into a pocket dimension. I automatically know how to use everything I keep in my hats."

To demonstrate, she walked over to a coat rack where a tophat hung. With a neat flip, she replaced her baseball cap and a violet light filled the air around her. When the light faded, she was dressed in a stage magician's outfit, cane and all. "Ta-da," she drawled, taking a mocking bow.

"Very nice," I told her. "So, if you store a hammer inside your hat, do you become a master carpenter when you take it out again?"

"If it's a carpenter's hammer, sure, and only for a day or so before my connection breaks."

"That's pretty cool. So you're a superpowered handyman."

"Snrkk," Penelope tried to suppress a laugh but failed miserably.

"Not. A. Handyman," Jazz growled.

Seeing a budding argument, David tossed his hat over to Jazz, who caught it with a scowl but placed it on the coat rack. "Anyway, I'm Ranchero, as I said. I have a minor brute power but my real power is the ability to make hardlight projections of bulls. The more bulls I have, the stronger I get."

"That explains the cowboy hat."

"Yup. I wanted to go by Stampede, but the PR lady told me it was 'too rowdy.'"

"That's probably because I'm already the Masked Bandit," Raquel said. "We can't have two mavericks on one team, even if I don't want to be one."

I leaned back into my couch but paused. I couldn't feel my collapsible walking stick anymore. "Hey, anyone seen my stick?"

"Raquel," all three Wards groaned as one.

"Oh, I'm so sorry," the raccoon-themed girl said, placing the stick in my hand. She bowed a full ninety degrees. "I'm really sorry, Andy. My power sometimes acts up without my say-so. It's so bad that I'm homeschooled."

"You're… an involuntary kleptomaniac?" I asked incredulously.

"Err… yeah? My power is to teleport anyone or anything towards me. It's great for rescue work, but it activates without me noticing sometimes. I was just thinking that your baton thing looked kind of cool attached to your hip and suddenly…"

"Got it. I'm not mad. No biggie. Just don't take my Gatorade. Trust me, it's not a good idea."

"How so? It's a potion, right? Does it have anything to do with only being blind part of the time?"

"Yes. It's called the Oracle's Elixir and gives a form of pericognition. I don't recommend trying some though. The scientist who tried a mouthful during testing spent the duration crying in a ball at the overstimulation."

"Don't fuck with tinkertech," Jazz drawled. "What else is new?"

"Yeah, exactly," I nodded. "You wouldn't mess with Hero's raygun so don't touch my things."

"What else can you make, Andy?" David asked curiously. "Tinkers are pretty wild; you guys can make your own powers and stuff."

"Yeah, I do like being a tinker. I haven't made anything else though. Most of the past seven months has been physical therapy. I honestly made the Oracle's Elixir out of glass cleaner on accident."

"Wait, you're drinking glass cleaner?"

"Yup."

"And it's not… poisoning you?" Penelope asked with concern.

"No, we checked, trust me."

"Tinkers are wild," Dave said with an easy laugh. "Had a small seminar with Hero a few months back when he went on tour visiting the Wards. He showed us some of the cool stuff he built and… wow… I like my powers, but I'm kind of jealous."

"You've met Hero?" I was mildly surprised. I had to remind myself that Hero was alive and would be until sometime this year. Hell, some of the major players weren't capes yet. Panacea. Glory Girl. Skitter. Tattletale. Dragon. 'Holy shit, Riley isn't Bonesaw yet…'

"You will too," Penelope said. "He's the most approachable of the Founders and likes to do tours all around the PRT offices."

"Say, Andy," Raquel said with a chipper smile.

"Yes?"

"How old are you?"

"Eight, you?"

"Thirteen."

"Huh. You're short."

I immediately regretted that. The hyperactive girl all but straddled me, pointing a finger an inch from my nose.

"I'm not short. You're short!"

'In for a penny…' "I'm eight. Girls mature faster than guys. You have five years on me and you're only an inch taller."

Her cheeks puffed with frustration before she ran to Penelope. "Penny, he's making fun of me!"

"Don't call me Penny," our leader grumbled. "It sounds childish."

The conversation devolved into a bickering snarkfest between the older and younger girls, with David trying to play mediator and Yasmine happily watching the show. Soon enough, my hour was up and darkness settled around me once more. I brought the bottle to my lips and marveled as my world was expanded anew.

'I wonder if this stuff is addictive?'

The five of us ordered some pizza. They were surprised that I could read the menu while hopped up on elixir. For some reason, they'd imagined my pericognition as akin to echolocation.

"Say, Andy," David said through a mouthful of pepperoni pizza. "When's your debut?"

I shrugged. "We're still deciding my costume, honestly. Besides, what am I going to tell the public? 'Hi, I'm Rubedo and my power is not being blind for one hour?'" I snarked. "Director Lyons, Royalle, and Ms. Youngston all agreed that I shouldn't be made public until I have something to show. I'm going to try and make some healing potions."

"Like a videogame?"

"Yeah. I'm sure I can make more than just those." As I said that, ideas, Inspirations, ran through my mind. Elixirs of Iron, Sorcery, and Wrath. Health and mana potions, wards, and more. Hell, a recipe for Poro-Snax even. Even while limiting myself to things that could be loosely defined as "alchemy," there was plenty Runeterra had to offer. Many examples didn't even show up in-game, referenced only in the flavortext of one Champion or another.

My power, the World Rune of Inspiration, has been good to me over the past several months. It pulsed within me, attached to my immortal soul like a limpet. This extrasensory perception, the ability to physically feel my own soul, unnerved me to no end at the start, but was now a constant source of comfort, a reminder of my own potential.

That said, my power didn't exactly come with an instruction manual. The only reason I knew what had happened was because I dreamed each night. I dreamed of twelve stars that formed a constellation. I dreamed of an azure orb of infinite mana surrounded by golden hoops turning ever so slowly. I dreamed and felt all of Runeterra latch on to the rune, and through it, me. The twelve stars were dark, like unlit braziers in a temple, but somehow, I knew that I would be able to light them all one day. With each star, my connection to Runeterra would strengthen and that world would grow ever closer.

Author's Note

Unlike some of my other works, this story has zero plan. I'm literally writing the storyboard as I write my chapter, so the characters are being drafted minutes before I insert them into the story. This should be fun…
 
Hrmmmmm 19 y/o in 2011 mc i doubt there's romance in this story, but I can't think of anyone really at that age roughly maybe crystal
 
1.3 Call
Call 1.3

2000, May 9: Phoenix, AZ, USA


I sat in the back seat of Agent Morrison's car. He was, for all intents and purposes, my handler. Mom had been busy ever since we moved out here, not that I held it against her. If anything, it was somewhat of a relief; I didn't think I could act like an immature eight year old under close scrutiny so I wasn't trying very hard.

She was a professional musician, classically trained in piano and violin. Apparently, she'd studied abroad in Munich when she was young thanks to a wealthy uncle, where she learned both German and smatterings of English. She used her rudimentary language skills to get a job as a maid during the day and managed to arrange a gig as part of a live band in some fancy restaurant at night. I suspected the PRT had a role in the latter.

When the PRT found out about a crippled tinker with a largely absentee mother with poor language skills, you'd better believe they jumped on that faster than a lion on a legless zebra. We got the standard Wards contract adjusted for tinkers read to us by a Korean lawyer. To be fair to feds, they were quite generous. They paid for my physical therapy and even offered my mom a monthly income. Her pride wouldn't let her accept and she insisted that all of it be dumped into a stipend for me.

'That's just how some parents are,' I sighed. 'She'd rather work two jobs and run herself into the ground than take a single dollar from me.'

So, that's how Field Agent Vincent Morrison became my handler. It wasn't random by any means. When Director Lyons heard about my situation, she'd shanghaied him specifically for the job. He was responsible for getting me to and from home, school, HQ, and wherever else I needed to be. He was already doing it for his son David after all, so she saw no real harm in adding another.

The car came to a stop in front of my apartment and I extended my walking stick with a snap of the wrist.

"Agent Morrison, thank you for the ride," I said with a deep bow. It never hurt to be polite and my dad, this world's version, would have accepted nothing less.

"No problem, kid," he tussled my hair. He spoke with an old country drawl that made me think of summertime barbeque. "You sure you don't need help getting up the stairs?"

"I'm okay, sir. Thanks for asking."

"Alright, but if you need anything at your after school program, you tell David, you hear? That lazy son of mine might be a layabout, but his heart's in the right place."

"Yes, sir. He seemed like a good man. I'm sure you're proud of him."

"Shucks, how's a little fellow like you talking like a grownup? All adult-like and no accent."

"I guess I just learn quickly."

"Alright, I'm going to let you head on up." He leaned forward to whisper. "If you feel the urge to… play around, try to remember exactly what you're making and how you're doing it. Director Lyons thinks you might be onto something."

"Yes, sir," I smiled, glad that even this early on, tinker fugues were well-documented. Given that I was an "alchemical tinker," at least as far as they knew, I could work with relatively cheap equipment.

Policy regarding tinkertech and experimentation was still being written. There was significant discussion on whether it was safe to allow children to tinker in their homes, or at least, whether it was safer than letting a fugue build up into a straight-up panic. This was good for me because Director Lyons was firmly in the camp that said I should be permitted to tinker in my home, at least in small doses. I expected that to change as the PRT evolved, but for now, I had much more freedom than someone like Kid Win would have in the future.

I took a sip of my elixir but made a show of tapping the stairs with my walking stick. Mom and I were situated on the edge of the good side of Phoenix. Our neighborhood lacked the opulence of the newer districts, but patrols were common here and crime rates were minimal. That said, this was inland US in a world where all countries were forced into pseudo-isolationist policies by Leviathan. Two Korean immigrants stuck out like sore thumbs, especially when one had a giant strip of crimson scar tissue instead of eyes.

The neighbors weren't hostile or anything, but they certainly weren't friends. Children avoided me like the plague and my mom wasn't able to connect with them in any meaningful way, a difference in life experiences and language to blame.

I arrived in my apartment unmolested and fished the key out of a ring looped to my belt. The moment I was inside, I collapsed the walking stick and hung it on a hook by the door. There was no one else to pretend for. I made my way to the kitchen and fixed myself a quick sandwich before plugging in a prerecorded headset. It came with a book, one written in braille to teach the blind their letters.

"A… B…" the recording droned rhythmically as my finger traced the appropriate bumps. Each accompanying page was made so I could trace the corresponding letters from left to right, moving on to the next letter every five seconds. I may have adapted quickly to walking and maneuvering without sight, but that wasn't to say my reading comprehension had caught up. My fingers still weren't delicate enough and I stumbled over some letters, even after so many months. It was only the pericognition of the Oracle's that saved me.

After a half hour of this, I moved onto an actual storybook, one meant for children so I could grasp the tale even through bumbling fingertips. It was funny; I'd grown up reading Korean translations of Aesop's fables in my past life and here I was doing the same in braille.

My mom came home after another hour of this, a bag of takeout in hand. I stood from the dining room table and bowed at the waist. I'd spent my entire previous life greeting my parents this way and I wasn't about to stop now.

"Welcome home, mom," I said in Korean.

She smiled a tired smile and leaned in to hug me. It felt strange. My old parents were never very affectionate, certainly not past the age of twelve. I hadn't had a hug from my mother in sixteen years. That wasn't to say my previous parents didn't love me, far from it, but they subscribed to the stoic, disciplinarian style of parenting so common among Asian cultures. This, this put me on the back foot, though not in a bad way. If I had to rely on my own shitty psychoanalysis, I would guess that she latched on to me, her only surviving family, more than she otherwise would have. Or perhaps, she was just more empathetic in general being a musician and all.

"I'm home," she whispered into my hair.

We talked briefly about our days over a simple dinner of rice, kimchi, and Spam. It was nostalgic: Back when my family moved to Los Angeles in my previous life, my parents likewise worked late and could only afford things like this. 'The more things change,' I chuckled.

"Is something funny, son?"

"Just something that Masked Bandit said," I said. I told her about the Wards and how I would be the youngest there. I talked about their individual quirks, of Hat Trick's devil-may-care attitude and Ranchero's easygoing grin, Stingray's big sister energy and Masked Bandit's accidental kleptomania.

"Be careful. I don't want you to get hurt." Her eyes were full of concern. "You're the youngest and… What if you have to fight a villain?"

"Wards don't fight villains," I repeated the brochure by rote. "Joining the Wards isn't about going out and fighting bad guys, mom; it's about learning to control our powers so we can live normal lives with normal childhoods. Besides, I'm a tinker and tinkers are very valuable because we can give other people powers too."

"I know, Rhee-ssi explained it all but I'm your mother. It's my job to worry."

"If you worry so much, you're going to get gray hairs," I joked. "And then how will you be a popular musician?"

She swatted my knuckles with a spoon and I suckled on my fingers in mock pain. "Brat."

"Really, mom. If you want me to stay away from any fighting, the best way for me to do that is to be more valuable in the base than out on the streets. How about I go ahead and make some new potions recipes so I can impress the director? That way, she'll give me a fancy lab and have me make potions instead of throwing me at a villain."

"As if people would say you're not Namjoon's son," she clicked her tongue but gave me a warm smile. "You're a lot like your father, you know. He was always like this too, always thinking about the next steps forward, a military man with military thinking."

"I'm a lot like you too, mom. I love music."

"Haha, yes, yes you are, Yusung." We laughed together for a minute before she brought up tinkering again. "Son, what can I do to help you tinker?"

"I could use more glass cleaner," I said truthfully. "Do we have more of that?"

She smiled. "Yes, yes we do. The PRT gave us a card to use on materials so I can always run to the market."

I balked at that, years of reading fanfiction told me that'd be a terrible idea, the easiest way to out ourselves as a house with a tinker. Then I remembered that this was years before shit hit the fan and we weren't in Brockton Bay. There was no rage dragon here to kidnap my mom, nor any Nazis to kill her off for "being a gook."

"That sounds great, mom. Let me give you a full shopping list."

X​

I'd given mom a list while I set up a small brewing station in the living room. It wasn't like we could afford a TV anyway, so having a dedicated station, away from sight of the doorway of course, was natural. It could barely be called a lab station in truth. It was just a few beakers, two hot plates, and a blender, hardly professional. I was promised something more official back in HQ once they had an idea of what I wanted.

Though it was nice to putter about the apartment on my own and I really did need more ingredients, the real reason for sending my mom away was so I could have some peace and quiet while I meditated. I couldn't visit the constellation that represented the World Rune while I was awake, but I could draw on a portion of its power.

I pulled one of the dining chairs over and sat in front of the beakers, breathing in and out in a rough approximation of the breathing exercises my old taekwondo master showed me oh so many years ago. It was faint, but the World Rune answered and mana trickled forth from my soul like water from a hidden spring. The first time I tried this, almost six months ago, I could barely feel the World Rune before I lost contact. It was much like grasping at smoke. I'd persisted largely because there was only so much physical therapy I could go through and I had a lot of time to myself.

Then, ever so slowly, that smoke became like a single strand of hair, oiled and slippery. That was the first real success, if I could call it that. That hair thickened with time to be like dental floss, then thread, then yarn, then rope. There, I reached a bottleneck. I pulled and pulled over a month; it was like trying to pull a mountain. Nothing I did worked, until I had an epiphany: Of course I couldn't drag mana from my soul. It was too "big" and I was too "small," conceptually speaking.

I stopped imagining myself pulling an impossible burden and instead pictured our relationship like a well to be drawn from and widened. I dug deeper with each meditation, wider, until I could finally receive a steady flow of mana. The well was infinite, but the flow was limited. I got the distinct impression that for the moment, it was best that I kept it that way.

As I sat there deep in the recesses of my own mind, I took a small amount of mana and cupped it in my hands, bringing it to my lips. As I drank, my eyes opened to the real world and the azure glow of mana suffused my body. It was a heady feeling. When I first managed this, I felt like I could do anything. I stubbed my toe against the wall, knocked down a clock, and made a giant nuisance of myself while I learned to contain the energy. Experience had tempered my reaction, but nothing could quell the immense desire to create that burned in me.

The next step was simple. I channeled the mana into my hands, forming a single sphere the size of a basketball. Then, bit by bit, I started to compress. I found that if I compressed mana enough, I would eventually force it to take solid shape, arranging itself into a crystalline structure. This was the Mana Crystal and from what I could tell through touch and the Oracle's Elixir, it looked exactly like the ones I could buy in-game. This too, I discovered almost entirely on accident while I was messing about when my mom was asleep.

By the time mom came back with the materials I'd requested, I had a small basket full of a dozen blue, hexagonal crystals. Clustered in the straw basket, they looked like the world's most expensive Easter eggs with glowing blue cores and edges of a lighter blue. The Oracle's Elixir had run out halfway through and I'd had to take another mouthful to keep myself functioning.

"What do those do?" mom asked with thinly veiled interest. As much as she claimed she enjoyed her mundane, uninvolved life, she couldn't hide her curiosity from me. She put the grocery bags down next to my work station and began to arrange the purchases.

"They're concentrations of energy," I said, framing it in a way as to minimalize any conversations about actual magic. Sure, I called them Mana Crystals, but everyone assumed it was a quirk of branding or the whims of a child than honest truth. "They're solid energy that I can use to infuse anything I make. They're how I make the Oracle's Elixir and how I'll make everything else. I don't think it's possible for me to build anything unless I have one of these."

That wasn't strictly true. It wasn't possible to build anything and enchant supernatural effects without an infusion of mana from the World Rune. The crystals just happened to be how I imagined mana to work, a function of my time playing the game rather than a true limitation.

"So one of these can turn glass cleaner into something drinkable?"

"And so much more."

As far as the PRT understood it, my power gave me a well of energy I could draw on, which I could form into crystals then infuse into potions. That was how it was explained to my mom and me. It was a little grating for mom to repeatedly ask the same question, especially because I knew she remembered and was humoring an eight year old, but I ignored the feeling with practiced ease.

I reached for a bottle of glass cleaner and poured it into a saucepan before heating it on a hotplate. Once heated, I'd combine it with a Mana Crystal and the crystal would dissolve somehow, rendering into an Oracle's Elixir. It was deceptively simple, though when a scientist tried it during testing, the crystal remained inert, something about a unique energy wavelength that responded to me alone.

"Okay, Yusung. You let me know if you need any help," she said before heading into her room.

"Yes, mom," I replied dutifully, but my attention was already on the rest of the bottles she'd left by the table. "Thanks again for the grocery run."

"Anything for my son."

My work station was full of an eclectic array of bottles. Complete nutrition powdered shakes, iron supplements, protein supplements, cough medicine, and more. If the Oracle's Elixir taught me anything, it was that the World Rune functioned off of concepts and desires. It would take a mundane analog and use the Mana Crystals I had on hand to reinforce a concept, in this case "seeing clearly," to create what I envisioned. That vision had to be inspired by something or someone from Runeterra, but even with that limitation, I couldn't be happier with my power. It was bullshit, pure categorical bullshit even beyond that of most tinkers. It was the kind of bullshit that transmuted mundane glass cleaner into something consumable, and more importantly, magic. I didn't know if the PRT fully understood the implications of my power. Hell, I wasn't sure I understood the implications of my power.

I grinned toothily and cracked my knuckles. "Let's get started."

Author's Note

"-ssi" as a suffix is the Korean equivalent of "-san" in Japanese, a general term of respect to strangers, business partners, proprietors, etc.

"As if people would say you're not Namjoon's son," doesn't really translate in English very well, but in Korean, it's said to mean that you behave exactly like X almost like you're afraid people will think you're unrelated if you don't. It's used as a fond compliment here but can also be an insult depending on the comparison. I'm trying to insert little bits of Korean culture or ways of speech, but I'm not sure how well it's carrying over.

Updates may slow down after a few more chapters so I can have a decent backlog. This fic is quickly starting to turn into a more dedicated project rather than an "at will" sort of deal. Not that that's a bad thing.
 
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So he could create a potion that could increase his strength, agility, reflexes, intellect passively over time drinking potions... Cause that steady growth is better than active potions...
 
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Why is he limiting himself? He's 8 and blind on earth Bet, surely he can't afford to do that if he wants to survive.
He's limiting what the PRT knows he can do.
This. The problem with joining the Wards, even this far ahead of canon, is that the PRT is not your friend. You need to compete against the PRT just as much as you accept help from them because you know the PRT's strings are being pulled by someone else.
Hrmmmmm 19 y/o in 2011 mc i doubt there's romance in this story, but I can't think of anyone really at that age roughly maybe crystal
I wasn't really thinking much about romance, but off the top of my head, Crystal, Sabah, and Bakuda are young adults. If seventeen isn't squick for you, Lisa, Lily, Vicky, Amy, etc. qualify. Mars, Jessie, Elle, and Emily have dubious ages ranging from mid-teens to early-twenties.
So he could create a potion that could increase his strength, agility, reflexes, intellect passively over time drinking potions... Cause that steady growth is better than active potions...
I'm going to say no by author's perogative. Potions that slowly mount and permanently improve the individual don't really exist, unless you count some really shady stuff like Shimmer (which will make you Captain America, but with Joker's morals). If you can pull a lore-compliant material that might let this happen, I'll reconsider.
I love seeing Worm stories that go beyond Brockton Bay. Great start, hope you keep going.
Thanks, I have another Worm story I've been writing, but I felt this one was more original so decided on posting this. Glad you like it.
 
which will make you Captain America, but with Joker's morals). If you can pull a lore-compliant material that might let this happen, I'll reconsider
The only way i can think of of becoming a superhuman is,
  • training wuju(most feasible in my opinion but i dont know if the mc can do it with his powerset),
  • Ascending mount targon and becoming a celestial(is it even possible?, with the world rune maybe, make a mount targon in his mind??)
  • Becoming an ascended, the second most feasible in my opinion he only needs the sun disk if you ignore becoming a furry ,ascended are really fucking strong, probably alexandria tier and that is ignoring the magical side of them.
Edit: Just read the wiki, ascended can take any form they please during the ascension.
 
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You're right, @ivanacco1. There are a lot of ways to become more than mortal in Runeterra. Hell, Garen pulls a stone statue the size of castle walls in the Legends Never Die MV if I decide to take it as canon. Runeterra definitely follows the Charles Atlas school of exercise: Repetition = Superpowers.

But you're also right in that Andy's connection to that world is tenuous. He's never been there. He's not been living drenched in runic magic across the world. The World Rune attached like a limpet to his soul is infinite in power, but very limited in scope: Inspiration. If used as a source of Inspiration, the World Rune would let him get away with a lot. It might even let him recreate the Ascension Ritual, if his connection to the nodes improves, but it wouldn't just give him the power outright.

In the Ascension example, he'd have to figure out just what it is about the Sun Disc that makes it so special, the steps to the ritual, and recreate the circumstances on Earth-Bet. Or at least make a passable analog. He can't just light a few candles in his room and turn into doggo-librarian.
 
I know next to nothing about League of Legends. Is this the game where Brazillians yell at you? I take it that isn't part of the lore, so Yusung won't be swearing at people in Portuguese.

Any plans for magic to interact with parahumans or normals?
 
1.4 Call
Call 1.4

2000, May 9: Phoenix, AZ, USA

I leaned back in my chair and pressed myself against the backrest, cracking my spine with a satisfying series of pops. I wasn't a typical tinker so I didn't experience normal fugues, but the World Rune did influence me in other ways.

For one, I found myself with a deep appreciation for art. Anything I could point to as an example of fine craftsmanship and creativity, I liked, never mind that I needed to be drugged up to actually perceive most forms of art. It didn't matter if it was a song or a highly customized luxury car; the passion was just as important as the final product.

More relevant to the present, I also felt a near obsessive reverence for the creation process. Something about Inspiration as a concept lit a fire in me that I couldn't fully control. When a PRT researcher tried to take an Oracle's Elixir from me while I was tinkering, I took it as an interruption of the creation process and literally bit his hand. Luckily, though I did have a small black mark for assaulting someone, the incident was jotted down as a part of the neuroses imposed by my power.

The precedent was embarrassing, PRT agents still teased me sometimes, but it ensured that no one would interrupt my tinkering unless it was an emergency. Even my mom was told to either let me burn myself out or come to a stopping place on my own.

By the time I stopped for the night, it was well past ten, approaching eleven.

In front of me were four sets of four potions. Each potion was stored in one of those mini water bottles that schools liked to give out for lunch, barely more than a few mouthfuls. The first set was a familiar neon-pink.

The second set was the standard health potion, made from a Mana Crystal, nutrition shakes, and strawberries. I didn't know if that last one was just for taste and pigment or if it had a real effect on the outcome, but I wasn't ready to question the whys of my power. It looked red, with a vibrancy that reminded me of fresh blood. I knew without testing that the potion would close wounds, replenish blood loss, and even minimize scarring. What it would not do however, was regenerate limbs or major organs. It had the potential to save lives, but it was not a cure-all.

The third set was also red, but a slightly darker hue. If I didn't know better, I'd swear that the potions looked angry. The Elixir of Wrath was made from protein supplements, orange juice, and Gatorade. The elixir had two effects. First, it removed the brain's subconscious limitations, effectively inducing an extended bout of hysterical strength. Second, it enhanced the body by flooding it with mana, protecting the drinker from themselves while augmenting the effect. The drinker should be able to rip a thin tree from the sidewalk or use a STOP sign like a polearm with ease for one hour.

That kind of power, I estimated it at roughly brute four or five, did come with a significant downside: Removing the brain's limiters also meant removing a person's general impulse control. I was seriously hoping it wouldn't drive the drinker into a berserk rage, but "wrath" was in the name. The last thing I needed was the PRT shackling restrictions on my tinkering because they thought it was "unsafe."

The final set of four was a silvery-white and reminiscent of liquid mercury. It was the Elixir of Iron, a potion that reinforced the drinker's skin, giving it the durability of high quality steel without sacrificing flexibility. It also increased the drinker's size by approximately twenty percent. That meant that if a six feet tall man drank it, he would find himself slightly north of seven feet. The potion also granted the drinker the strength and constitution necessary to withstand that sudden shift in size and weight. All told, it was probably the more useful of the two new elixirs I'd made today. No real side effects beyond a drop in stamina and a brute power that could keep agents from getting injured in the first place? Yeah, I'd be milking this for all it's worth later.

I retired for the night after brushing my teeth with a tired but satisfied smile on my face.

X
I stood in the vast expanse of space, just me and the World Rune. Here, in the deepest depths of my soul, the rune manifested as a constellation of stars, each unlit like empty braziers in some ancient temple. The stars were arranged in the form of the Rune of Inspiration from League of Legends, a spherical core surrounded by three rings. The core was formed from the three Keystones while the runes of the Contraption, Tomorrow, and Beyond formed the rings.

It was daunting being in the presence of a World Rune. Here in my soul, it wasn't just a single, palm-sized marble lodged in the middle of a petricite container. It manifested as an entire constellation and still the image seemed too small for the infinite well of mana it represented. Standing in front of it, I could not doubt or question: The World Rune wasn't just a McGuffin; it was an ideal, a crystalized concept formed into a single word that could rewrite reality.

This was my rune page and it left my breath catching every time I saw it.

This, this was the dream I'd had every night since my awakening in this world.

Yet, something had changed.

I felt strength fill me. I'd never been uncomfortable or tired in my mindscape. Awestruck, yes, maybe even a little unworthy at times, but nor did I ever feel powerful. There was always a clear distinction between me, Andy, the squishy mortal lucky enough to house cosmic power, and said cosmic power. It didn't take me long to figure that the warmth I felt bursting in my chest wasn't my own.

It was calling me.

It was calling me in the same way its brethren had called to Ryze. To Tyrus. To so many others.

But where Domination called to conquer and destroy, Inspiration called to create and discover.

A wide grin broke on my face. There was only one way to answer.

I walked to the stars that made up the World Rune, hesitantly at first, then with more confidence. I reached out with reverent hands and a golden star met me eagerly.

My hands grasped the star and the warmth in my chest blazed into an inferno. For a moment, I thought my soul would burn to ash. Then, as soon as it came, the fire subsided, leaving me with a deeper connection to the World Rune. The star I'd touched stood out from the other eleven. It shone with a steady light, the first of many flames to be lit. As the connection solidified, a new power slotted into place.

"Time Warp Tonic," I breathed. I was very familiar with the ability.

In League of Legends, it was a good supplementary rune to take that gave a significant boost in the early game. It granted fifty percent of a potion's effects immediately, along with a small boost to speed. My version was similar, but not exact. The World Rune may have manifested in a way that paralleled my previous understanding, but it was not a mirror match by any means.

Knowledge of the ability fully sank into my mind. Time Warp Tonic was as it said on the tin: Whenever I drank a potion, I would experience a period of accelerated time, allowing me to move a little bit faster, have a little bit more time to consider my actions, than I would normally. The potion would also now be fifty percent more effective across the board: better healing, better durability, better duration, everything. I smiled. It was much better than the boon I remembered from the game.

X
2000, May 10: Phoenix, AZ, USA

The next morning found me in front of Acacia Elementary School, one of many in Phoenix. I'd only been attending the school for the past month after physical therapy, but it was already the bane of my existence.

"Take care, honey," mom said as she held me tight.

"I'll be fine, mom," I reassured her as I did each morning.

"If you need anything-"

"I'll talk to Mrs. Owens. I promise."

"Okay, have a nice day."

As she drove off, I snapped my walking stick to full length and tapped my way through the entrance. I wanted to take out my thermos and drink the Oracle's Elixir, but I couldn't. One of the things Ms. Youngston, the local PR head, and I agreed on was that I had to be visibly blind in my civilian identity. I could pretend well enough as I tapped my way through the halls, but all it would take would be a single sip of the tongue or a casual dodge around a corner I shouldn't have been able to perceive to out myself.

Unacceptable. It was far too difficult to describe a world without colors or shapes, or even to hold a conversation without giving in to visual cues and body language. Better that I just didn't have any of these to accidentally trip up on at all.

Mom threw a fit, but was talked down with a clear report on survival statistics for outed capes. While the unwritten rules were a thing, they weren't as well-cemented as they would be a decade from now. Hell, it was only this past February when the Brigade stormed Marquis in his own house. They unmasked as New Wave only a week later. Right now was the height of their cape accountability movement and Sarah Pelham was America's super-mom. No chance. No risks.

So, blind I would be.

It wasn't long before someone bumped into me in the crowd.

"Hey, watch i-" His voice cut off suddenly; that's how I knew he must have gotten a good look at my face. "Oh, sorry."

"It's cool," I said placatingly. I turned to face the speaker and gave him a light poke. "It happens, yeah? No worries."

"Y-yeah…"

Even a month later, I still unnerved the kids a great deal. It didn't help that Behemoth attacked Lyon days before my irregular start. Did that have anything to do with my appearance here? No. Did that stop the rumors? Also no. Humans were curious creatures and I could already distinguish at least four separate rumors about how I got my scar.

The one that said that I was rescued by Alexandria during the Behemoth attack before being resettled here was the closest. No hero, wrong endbringer, but close enough.

I made my way down to the far end of the hall and entered the first classroom.

"Hello, Mrs. Owens," I shouted cheerily. "I'm here for class!"

"This is the wrong class, Mr. Kim," said a tired voice.

"I'll see about finding the right class then, Mr. Rivera," I winked. I had it on good authority that winking through the scar and glass eyes made me look rather unsettling.

His class chortled at our usual byplay. Mr. Rivera was bar none the most beloved teacher. I had no clue what he looked like, but from what the principal told me, he wore a different colored tie for each day of the week and hadn't deviated from his wardrobe choice in the last fifteen years. He was the right mix of quirky and firm that made him both relatable to kids and a respected authority figure.

Meeting him on the daily like this also helped me sculpt my in-school persona. In an effort to seem more approachable, another of Ms. Youngston's suggestions, I decided to model myself after Toph from Avatar, a constant barrage of sarcasm, snark, and tactless blind jokes to keep people from focusing on my scar. Refuge in audacity. Mr. Rivera was an excellent person to practice banter with.

I gave the class a jaunty grin and moved to the room directly to the right.

"Good morning, Andy. Have you had your fun with Mr. Rivera?" Mrs. Owens said. She was the special needs teacher and had a smile you could hear. I heard she recently got married and moved to Phoenix two years ago. She still had that new car smell, a palpable aura of naïve optimism before the reality of the American education system crushed her dreams to dust.

"Yup," I said, popping the "p." "Gave the class an eye-full."

"Good, take a seat."

Lessons began. Braille first, then recess, followed by math. By lunch, I was thoroughly done with this. I could only feign interest for so long and though the lessons on braille helped, math was… aggravating to say the least. The less said about "nature studies" the better.

"Do you want to have lunch in the cafeteria or in here?" Mrs. Owens asked us. The class only had eight kids, each of us with unique disabilities. It was district policy to promote socialization without forcing the issue, so Mrs. Owens allowed us to eat in class instead of going out into the cafeteria like the rest of the kids.

Most of us remained, but myself and two other kids got up.

"I want to eat outside, Mrs. Owens," Sarah Baxter, a girl with a mousy voice, said. I had no idea why she was in this class, truth be told. She didn't have any obvious disabilities that I could discern, nor did she have trouble speaking or socializing, so I could only assume her problem was developmental. It could be as simple as severe dyslexia for all I knew.

"Of course you can, sweetie. You three stick together, okay?"

"Yes, Mrs. Owens," the three of us chorused.

Pierce Lovelace stuttered a little, he didn't speak well, but he was a good kid. For whatever reason, he insisted on meeting new people daily. It was honestly encouraging to see such an upbeat kid.

"Do you want me to hold your hand, Andy?" Sarah said, tugging gently on my sleeve.

I thought about refusing. There was still a big part of me that was too prideful to accept help from an eight year old girl, my current appearance be damned. I hammered that part of me into the depths of my mind and smiled. "Yes, thank you, Sarah."

I spent much of lunch trying to parse out what Pierce said, with Sarah chattering on about whatever most recently caught her fancy. Perhaps it was a bit patronizing of me, but I relegated most of it to background noise as I tried to figure out my cape career going forward.

My own debut with Wards Team One was put on hold indefinitely until the PRT could figure out what to do with me. Hell, my costume wasn't even fleshed out yet. This left me in the curious position of being a tinker with near carte blanche, but with neither a lab nor an identity in the cape world. I considered myself lucky; how many people got to fully build an identity for themselves and had the benefit of maturity and future knowledge?

It'd all start today…

Author's Note

Yes, this means that Andy will be able to acquire new powers in a manner similar to the Celestial Forge. Most of these powers will relate directly to the things he makes, but some will be innate. Instead of setting some quota for myself based on word count, I'm going to follow DnD logic and "level by milestone." In this case, meeting the Wards and making new potions.

Andy's poor connection to the World Rune is a big part of why he's not going the way of Tyrus and turning to dust from the strain of channeling its power. Really, he should be grateful for the limited access.

In the Call of Power cinematic, the World Rune Ryze is holding shows him images of power. When he lets go, crimson wisps seem to reach out to him. Since the World Runes we see at the end are all differently colored, I'm assuming that the one Ryze locked away was Domination, which explains all the destruction and whatnot.
 
I think Andy is overblowing the Tinker review process. The extent of it is probably review by an older Tinker (if they can) and then rules on how to use the tech based on the Tinker's own description to prevent accidents like a Tinker making a giant artillery canon and shooting it at bank hostages. Some of the review process is probably born out of trying to prevent Tinkers from hurting themselves, especially Mad Scientist types. The Tinker "Jacked" installed cybernetics in his body, but couldn't fix himself after an injury. He was in the hospital so long that by the time he could begin repairs, the rest of his cybernetics degraded from lack of Tinker maintenance.

Maybe the Three Blasphemies and the Machine Army impacted the review process, but neither of those things were created by Protectorate Tinkers. I don't think the PRT or Protectorate would put a stop to Tinkers making powerful and dangerous weapons. They would just want the testing to be done away from a city.

"I'll see about finding the right class then, Mr. Rivera," I winked. I had it on good authority that winking through the scar and glass eyes made me look rather unsettling.
Boo this man!

"Yup," I said, popping the "p." "Gave the class an eye-full."
Boooo! These puns hurt. Even Soka wouldn't make puns this bad. It can be forgiven in an eight year old.

There was still a big part of me that was too prideful to accept help from an eight year old girl, my current appearance be damned.
No. Hold hands. It's adorable. He needs to learn to abuse his status as a cute little parahuman for as long as he can.
 
I know next to nothing about League of Legends. Is this the game where Brazillians yell at you? I take it that isn't part of the lore, so Yusung won't be swearing at people in Portuguese.

Any plans for magic to interact with parahumans or normals?
Is there any online game without yelling?

And yes, magic will interact with powers and people.
I think Andy is overblowing the Tinker review process.
He is.
Even Soka wouldn't make puns this bad. It can be forgiven in an eight year old.
Sokka has no class. Puns are the highest form of humor.
No. Hold hands. It's adorable. He needs to learn to abuse his status as a cute little parahuman for as long as he can.
Cutesy act is Bandit's shtick.
Can he build ekkos time thing to go back infinitely as long as long as he doesn't take enough damage to die
Technically, yes. Yes, he can build the Z-Drive. However, it's not a full-blown rewind of everything, just himself, and even then just to where he'd been. It'd work a lot like Ekko's cinematic, where he tries to save his friend again, and again, and again.

It also wouldn't be something he can build immediately, for both material and runic connection reasons.
 
I think Andy is overblowing the Tinker review process. The extent of it is probably review by an older Tinker (if they can) and then rules on how to use the tech based on the Tinker's own description to prevent accidents like a Tinker making a giant artillery canon and shooting it at bank hostages. Some of the review process is probably born out of trying to prevent Tinkers from hurting themselves, especially Mad Scientist types. The Tinker "Jacked" installed cybernetics in his body, but couldn't fix himself after an injury. He was in the hospital so long that by the time he could begin repairs, the rest of his cybernetics degraded from lack of Tinker maintenance.

We are never exactly told what the exact process was, the best we know from canon is that Tinker's aren't supposed to use their tech if it is too dangerous, or not PR friendly, or has the potential to become an S-class threat. The only other fact we are told is that Tinker's are required to give plans on how the tech's made which I am guessing so that it can be an inspiration to Dragon and other tinkers.

My fanon with how shards like conflict they can have the tech (and powers) fail in the most "kill all the Japanese" moments and the PRT knows this (not the cause, but certainly the experience) so they try to limit the potential damage even it means that bureaucratic process is slower.
 
I think a great starting tool to get stronger would be some hextech machinery like vi gloves, they arent that complicated and are quite the power multiplicator
 
In my own head canon, the PRT is full of military types, and the PRT scientists are probably DARPA types too. The military funds some incredibly messed up research. I feel like they wouldn't hesitate to fund a Tinker's big expensive Death Ray, even if they won't deploy it in a city. They want to have the biggest guns.
 
I love this, and I have very little actual knowledge of LoL to start with. It feels very natural, a slow burn that is ticking up to something greater.
 
1.5 Call
Call 1.5

2000, May 10: Phoenix, AZ, USA


After school, Agent Morrison, David/Ranchero's father, picked me up and drove me home. Mom was out working and this was but one of the accommodations the PRT made for us.

"How're things, Andy?" he asked with a friendly nod.

As soon as I closed the car door, I pulled out my thermos and drank a mouthful of the Elixir. "Good," I said as my world expanded around me. "Boring, but nothing to complain about."

"Boring is good. You'll see. Kids always want to punch bad guys, but a quiet day is the best kind. David's like that, too."

'But I said boring was fine,' I thought, rolling my eyes a little. Agent Morrison took his shtick as a "cape-dad" very seriously and did his best to advise his son whenever possible. It seemed as though I'd gotten rolled into that without my knowing.

We stopped by my apartment to pick up a box of twelve potions, four each of Wrath, Iron, and the standard health potion, and then promptly headed to the PRT.

Wards Team One, along with Protectorate Team One, operated from PRT HQ in downtown Phoenix. The building was an eight story affair of concrete and glass, with a separate parking lot and garage for emergency vehicles. There were two other such buildings, but being the main administrative building and host to the director, this one was the largest.

I was led through a side door placed discreetly in an out of the way corner of the parking lot. Redbird explained to me that the parking lot was swept for cameras and other surveillance equipment twice a day at random times much like the other accessible sections of HQ. From there, I took a small underground pathway to the main building, where I switched into costume and headed to the labs.

My current "costume" was just a white lab coat and tinted safety goggles that barely obscured my face. A thermos filled with Oracle's Elixir was kept in a deep pocket. I was pretty sure the researchers all knew who I was by this point, but polite fiction had to be maintained.

I met Dr. Sanchez, the lead researcher in charge of power testing in lab 1-C. I say lab, but it was more of a gym with some extra monitoring equipment on top of the standard treadmills and dumbbells.

Dr. Sanchez, Chief Scientist and Head of Power Testing, was a wiry-thin man with a wispy brown beard. He was balding and some salt and pepper had started to settle above his ears. He wore a typical lab coat not unlike my own and a lanyard around his neck that proclaimed his identity. I'm pretty sure my own "costume" was just a spare they had lying around.

"Hello, Rubedo," he said with a genial smile. "I heard you have something for us today."

"Hello, doctor," I said, bowing slightly. "I made three new types of potions last night and wanted to test them out."

"Excellent, tell me about them." He gestured to an aide who took the potions from me and set them on a nearby workbench.

"They're labeled. One heals things. Another makes you stronger but also angry, lack of impulse control. The third one makes your skin like steel and a little bit bigger too."

"'Health potion?' 'Elixir of Wrath?' 'Elixir of Iron?'" the aide read out. "Did you name them?"

"The names just came to me. I think they're powers related," I said honestly.

"A tad fanciful, but the names fit with your own so it's fine," Dr. Sanchez waved him off. "Let's start with this health potion of yours. What exactly can it heal? How does it work?"

I focused and reached out for the well of mana within. Instead of letting it well to the surface, I dove down, trying to remember exactly why I followed the steps that I did. "One sec, trying to think," I muttered. The knowledge of a Runeterran alchemist filled my mind, or rather, the knowledge of countless Runeterran alchemists.

At its core, the health potion was a homebrew remedy with regional variants across all of Runeterra. Most were made of mana-rich herbs, but others could use blood of animals or ground bones and minerals. It was why the potion had no specific name like "Elixir of Wrath." Last night, the World Rune had acted as a filter, allowing me to pick out the best recipe of the bunch, and transmuted it from the ingredients I'd used. Now, I tapped into the alchemical knowledge of the sages of Ionia to answer. "They contain energy, mana, and release it into the drinker's bloodstream. The mana is attuned to life and promotes natural regeneration."

"That's… not terribly helpful."

"Sorry, doctor."

"No, no, you're not the first tinker to give vague or hard to understand explanations." He patted my head like a grandfather and I suppressed the urge to slap his hand away. "Even Hero has a hard time explaining how his wonderful creations work. Tell me, do you know what kinds of injuries your potion can heal?"

I nodded enthusiastically, still playing at being a child. "Yeah! It can stop blood loss and close wounds," I said excitedly, "but it won't regenerate vital organs or limbs. It also won't magically set bones or anything so broken bones need to be aligned correctly before you drink one. Oh, and it also doesn't do much against poisons. I mean, it can give you a bit more time, but it won't destroy the poisons or toxins in your bloodstream."

"I see, that's a surprisingly detailed response."

"So what now?"

"What now" turned out to be practical testing. They brought in a lab rat and put it to sleep with anesthesia before making a small incision in its hindquarters. They then slid the tray with the rat on it over to me. I couldn't help but think I'd freak out if I were actually eight. 'Then again, maybe they're relying on the fact that capes psychologically need to see their powers in use,' I mused.

"Now, Rubedo," Dr. Sanchez said, "how much of your potion would you say is required to heal a person?"

"The potions aren't any more dangerous than water," I responded. "If the injury is not serious, they should take mouthfuls until the wound closes. If it is serious, just take the full bottle. However, drinking more than one bottle will not improve the rate of regeneration. There are limits to pushing the human body. Oh, and the regeneration effect lasts for one minute. You can drink another bottle when the minute's up."

"Excellent, now how much would you feed this rat to close the wound?"

I took a pipette from one workstation and poured the potion onto the rat's wound one drop at a time. "It's not an exact science and drinking more isn't going to hurt the rat so it doesn't matter beyond trying to save the potion."

After just three drops, the wound began to close visibly. The tray was taken from me and placed under a microscope so Dr. Sanchez could get an in-depth look.

"Blood coagulates in under two seconds," he recited, the aide jotting notes. "Dried platelets are being pushed out by regenerating tissue. Six seconds. Wound is fully closed in ten. I even see hair starting to grow back on bare skin." He turned to me with a wide smile on his face. "You should be proud of yourself, Rubedo. This could save a lot of lives."

"We still need to check for potential side effects, doctor," the aide reminded him.

"My potions don't have side effects I don't know about," I huffed. I knew it was procedure, bit a part of me, maybe a bleed-over from the Ionian sage I'd ripped the recipe from, felt slighted by his skepticism. 'Then again, it's possible to be allergic to the herbs… can a brand new potion in a world without said herbs cause allergic reactions in the first place?'

"We still need to check, Rubedo," the old doctor chided gently. "Now, what did you make this out of?"

"A Mana Crystal and a nutrition shake. Any nutrition shake with a full complement of vitamins, minerals, and proteins required for daily living will do."

"Amazing…"

After that, we moved on to testing the two elixirs, starting with the Elixir of Iron. After a brief stint with a different lab rat, the eggheads agreed that I, being the tinker in question, should be able to drink it without detrimental side effects.

Standing next to the exercise equipment, I drained the bottle as quickly as I could and felt the changes settle in. My four-two height shot up ten inches to five feet even. I bulked up a bit too so I didn't look like a reed. A gunmetal sheen briefly covered me before dissipating. Then I felt something unexpected happen. Mana flowed through my body, enhancing the effects of the Elixir of Iron. Time Warp Tonic had activated, and with it, my height shot up another five inches and I knew I was much tougher than the potion could normally make me, fifty percent tougher.

"That is a rather dramatic change."

"My potions are more effective when I drink them. I don't know why, they just are," I shrugged, lying through my teeth. "But normally, the Elixir of Iron should make you approximately twenty percent larger and give your skin the strength of steel."

"I-is it permanent?"

"Nope, sorry, doctor." I tried to take a step and stumbled a little, unused to my height. "Observation: Rapid changes in height can be a bit disorienting," I said. "This potion will last for one hour for everyone else and an extra half hour for me."

The same was true of the Oracle's Elixir. I fucking loved Time Warp Tonic. A fifty percent boost to the beneficial effect of all potions was a massive amplifier, in both scope and durability. Though I was so much earlier than canon, I couldn't fully suppress my mistrust of the PRT. I didn't really have a choice, being both already outed and a cripple, but that didn't mean I'd happily give up all my secrets, just enough to be useful. I decided to keep the chrono-acceleration granted by the Time Warp Tonic a secret.

From there, they had Agent Morrison test out the elixirs. The durability granted by the Elixir of Iron was tested bit by bit until we did confirm that he was fully bulletproof to small arms fire. The Elixir of Wrath saw him deadlift a full thousand pounds, which was all they had on hand at this particular lab. He did explain that he felt drunk almost, a tangible loss of inhibition in a way that he considered dangerous in a combat situation.

He was soon ushered off into a secluded room to wait out the effect. I wanted to drink one myself, but the doctor decided that having a drunk, berserk pre-teen capable of lifting a small car sounded like a terrible idea.

X​

After power testing, I had a meeting with Ms. Janet Youngston, Head of Public Relations. She was a mousy woman with short, blonde hair worn in a pixie cut and green eyes that seemed to peer into my soul. Or at least, treat me like an interesting dress-up doll. It was eerie.

Her office was similarly unsettling. It reminded me of how I imagined Parian's fanon dollhouse would look like, a forest of mannequins with dozens of unfinished costumes and prototype masks in a nauseating sea of colors. In one corner was a large worktable with sketchbooks full of costume designs and loose scraps of fabric littering the surface.

"Hello, Ms. Youngston," I said politely as I tried to navigate the maze of mannequins.

"Hello, Rubedo," she said. She then did a double take as she got a look at me. "Weren't you… shorter?"

"Elixir of Iron. It makes me bigger and gives me a brute rating."

"Huh, that's going to be a challenge to work with. Do your clothes increase in size with you?"

I took off my lab coat to reveal a shirt that was now uncomfortably tight. "No, no it does not."

"Yes… a challenge… Have you put any thought into the designs I showed you last week?"

I grimaced. The designs weren't… bad... but she was insistent on making me the mascot of Wards Team One. 'And I suddenly empathize with Missy so damn much…' On the plus side, she was really trying to play up the alchemy and magic angle. On the downside, more than one sketch had me holding a wand. Glitter-dusted star included.

I had standards, damn it.

I flipped through the pictures on my Wards-issue phone. And wasn't that a trip? A fully-functional smartphone in 2000. It made me snort a little. The scraps of technological knowledge that could be gleaned from tinkers had advanced Earth-Bet to be a bit further along than I remembered in my last life. It was a pity that this same availability of supernatural techno-savants would breed reliance; and with reliance, stagnation. I expected Earth-Aleph to catch up and surpass Earth-Bet in the next five years. Ten at most; not that I was supposed to know any of that.

"Here," I nudged one picture towards Ms. Youngston. The picture was a mannequin wearing stylized priest robes colored red and white. Over that, Ms. Youngston had draped a medieval traveler's cloak, hood and all. A regular domino mask covered the eyes but little else. "See this? I think this is the best of the bunch. I just don't like the mask. Give me a fully covering mask, like a hockey mask, but completely plain."

She quirked an eyebrow. "Why this one? I thought you'd definitely go for the crimson knight look."

The "crimson knight" as she called it was a bizarre mix of protective sports gear and riot police equipment, all wrapped up in a medieval aesthetic. Angular lines and metallic paint of burnished burgundy made the whole getup look like some legendary hero. It wasn't for me.

"Nah, too combative. I'm a tinker, one whose specialization seems to lie in weird pseudo-magic, kinda-but-not-science alchemy. If I'm in a fight, something's gone terribly wrong. I mean, even worse than any other Ward being in a fight."

"True. So you like the robes? You don't think they'd be too hot? This is Phoenix after all."

"That's a good point… I'm not sure anymore. I do like the aesthetic though."

"Okay, let's start from the top. We need something that covers your eyes. Andy Kim is blind, but Rubedo is not."

"Right," I nodded. "It helps with the unwritten rules."

"Yes, separation of identities is good. Beyond that, what is it about the robes that you like?"

I shrugged. I wasn't sure either. "I don't know… they remind me of a priest."

"Are you religious?"

"Kind of? My dad used to visit my grandparents' graves every anniversary of their deaths, but that was more of a cultural thing than a religious thing. The practice started as a matter of ancestral worship with Buddhist influence but is done in Korea more as a sign of respect than any fear of ghosts or the afterlife or anything." I thought about the church I used to attend in my past life. 'Yeah, not touching that.'

"Fascinating, but back to the robes. Is it because they look serene? Dignified?"

"Yeah, dignified. Like someone you should respect."

"Figures a child wants respect," Ms. Youngston muttered, too quiet for me to fully catch. "Excellent, Rubedo. I can work with that."

"I figure I'll be inside making potions most of the time or do PR tours so it's okay to be hot outside I think."

"Anything else?"

"Elixir of Iron," I reminded her. "I would like clothes that can fit me even when I'm bigger."

"How much bigger do you get?"

"Thirty percent height and width. The robes would be better with the potion than a tight costume or armor."

"You're right, that would work. I'll have a full mockup for you in two days, Rubedo. We'll see how you feel about it all once you have it on."

Author's Note

Legends of Runeterra flavortext around the health potion reads, "Every generation, region, and family has its own home remedy-though some are undeniably more effective than others." Whenever LoR flavortext doesn't conflict with LoL lore, I'm going to be drawing on them.
 
I grimaced. The designs weren't… bad... but she was insistent on making me the mascot of Wards Team One. 'And I suddenly empathize with Missy so damn much…' On the plus side, she was really trying to play up the alchemy and magic angle. On the downside, more than one sketch had me holding a wand. Glitter-dusted star included.

I had standards, damn it.
Andy has standards, but no taste. Be the mascot instead of choosing some boring robes.
 
Huh. Somehow I didn't realize that this was set in pre-canon. Is there an elixir that destabilizes an enemies control? Douse the Siberian in that stuff.
 
Why do I think Andy's costume is going to look like a badass long robe version of Edward Elric's badass long coat? Wait, does Full Metal Alchemist exist in Worm-verse? Can Andy use the Flamel symbol?
 
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