Kykkoman's Crux Cache

So, I saw that other people do this, and I have ideas in my head so I thought why not? This is basically the place where I'm gonna dump the bits and bobs of any random idea I get. Some will also be a dream that I had, cause usually they're weird and interesting. Anyone is free to yoink anything they want, just tell me so I can read it too. Just don't expect me to like, finish them, cause I have no idea how to write competently, I think. I kinda just let the vibes flow through, y'know? Also, If you have anything to say, please do. Any similarities with the name of this thread to any pre-existing organizations, groups, names, and actual stores are completely coincidental. You try coming up with a name that has phonetic alliteration with the K sound. That's difficult without being accused of racism, dumbass. I didn't even realize that it sounded similar to a particular string of gibberish until a minute after I wrote it. I'm not racist, I swear on my dead mother's ashes. I- actually, isn't assumption the core to being anything-ist? Hmm. Thought provoking. I don't like thinking. Makes my head feel the annoying type of warm. What was I talking about? Ah yes. Enjoy the soup base that flows from my brain meats, fellow Internet dwellers. Slurp it like the eldritch horrors you people are. Tell me if you like it, and don't be afraid to use it to make your own stews and soups. I don't mind.