Chapter 9
- Location
- England
Finding Exoa Knight and her friends turned out to be easier than I'd feared. I stood in the alternate dimension where I'd entered it, walking a large circle maybe ten meters in diameter and cutting open several other portals, not going through them for once. Each was a window into the normal world, and each was centered on a likely angle of approach. With a magical lightness to my step, I steadily spun around, all but hopping in place as my eyes crossed over each portal, hoping that a telltale sign would come into view. It wasn't what I'd call my finest bit of detective work, but I heavily doubted that the others would be far behind the Mage-Sisters, so going to the ruins of the Jambastion to search would likely just see me shooting right past them, which would be not only embarrassing but also very inconvenient.
Luckily, it did work out as I'd hoped. After around ten minutes of spinning, after which I was getting a bit dizzy, one of my open portals shifted its window. For a moment, I was worried that meant it was going to close again and I'd have to reopen them all, but then its shifting resolved into an image tracking a heavily loaded Warp Star. The group clinging to it was indeed Kirby, Exoa Knight, and Bandana Dee, but Ribbon was there too. The others hadn't mentioned her. I supposed she just wasn't that notable in a fight.
Soon enough, they settled on an entrance into the enormous bulk of Jambandra Base. An outlying entryway platform consisting of an open-air elevator that took you through the white, pristine and carefully stylized exterior into the more cavelike but functional interior. They crashed their Warp Star on the elevator, and it automatically began to descend. Couldn't have that.
I hopped through that portal, deliberately banishing my scythe and letting all the other portals close behind me as I reentered reality, dimensional tear snapping open and then closed next to the group. Before I even had a chance to land on the elevator, they'd responded to my arrival by leaping into a defensive formation. I carefully kept my hands open and in the air, and after a few tense seconds of glaring at me Exoa Knight put her sword away, turned and said something I couldn't make out to the others, and flew up to me, nodding up slightly as her consistent wingbeats took her above me. I followed until we were out of earshot of the group below. Ribbon flew up to follow, but Exoa Knight shook her head and pointed back down at Kirby when she saw. Ribbon pouted, then dropped back down to the others.
My opposite and nemesis folded her arms, wingbeats slowing slightly so that she was more or less hovering in place, bobbing up and down slightly. It was in contrast to my own ability to stay perfectly still in midair. "You want to talk? Then talk."
I huffed out an aggravated sigh, placing my hands on my sides and glancing down and away. The others were looking intently up at us, I noted. The issue was that I hadn't been sure exactly how I'd start this conversation, so I'd been hoping for some questions or accusations I could answer. By being given a completely open field to speak in, I found I was unable to say anything at all.
I decided I'd start by addressing the elephant in the room. The reason any of us were here right now. "We don't have much time left before Void Termina is summoned."
Exoa Knight's flat expression shifted into a grimace as she followed my gaze, clearly taking a moment to think. "Shit," was all she came up with after a notable pause. "Okay. Is this a next five minutes thing?"
"More like hours. Maybe a couple more days, but probably not." I didn't look up directly at her as I spoke, keeping her expression visible solely in the corner of my eye. She looked up at me, though.
"That should be enough time to have a conversation, then. Let's start with why the change of heart?" Her grimace turned into more of a frown when I chuckled at that. "Did I say something funny?"
I took off my hat and stared into the symbol printed on the front. "Anything to do with hearts is kinda funny to me now. You could probably rip mine out and show it to me and I'd laugh." I spoke with a voice so level and casual it surprised even me. Like I was discussing the weather, or ordering a cup of coffee. "You just see one too many cartoon hearts and the entire organ loses all meaning. It's stupid, isn't it? That we call this thing a heart even though actual hearts barely look anything like it."
Exoa Knight sighed. "Thought this might happen." I looked up, almost putting my head level with hers, and raised an eyebrow. She elaborated in response, or maybe just because she felt like it. "You're evading."
"Not evading," I countered, raising a hand with finger extended. "Just getting around to the question slowly. You said we had time, didn't you?"
"And we do, but you're still evading," she drily responded. "I know because that's what we do. Isn't it? If we don't like something, we pretend it's not a problem. Either because we can handle it or because it's just not true. Me and my burnout." She paused, tilting her head to one side. "The leadup to our trigger. I know you, because I am you, and I'm seeing it again. This is why I wanted us to talk alone. Those guys down there? We both know they'd accept you're one of the good guys again and move on to stopping this. But I don't want to be right back here, I don't know. Maybe a week from now, maybe a year from now. Doesn't matter. Either way, this conversation needs to happen."
I silently put my hat back on my head, adjusting it for a moment until it was both comfortable and had bought me some more time to think. "No change of heart. I was working against these guys the entire time."
"Then why the fuck did you fight me?" Exoa Knight shouted in an explosion of disbelief, throwing her arms down and out. "What the fuck was that for? Fuck me, I was prepared for so much bullshit coming here, but somehow not this. I was prepared for mind control, I was prepared for you literally just having turned evil, I was probably even prepared for, I don't know, blackmail or some shit. But you're telling me you just threw down the gauntlet at me because, actually, you haven't said why."
"Well, uh." My on the spot decision to go and talk to the group had been pushed forward for the sake of pushing me forward, meaning I hadn't exactly prepared for it. This was the most obvious sequence of questions I could have been asked, yet somehow I was entirely prepared to answer them. Probably because as I thought about it I realized there wasn't an answer that didn't make me seem incredibly petty or faintly ridiculous. I mean, it was obvious that I'd been kind of petty, but only now did the full magnitude of pettiness begin to sink in.
"I'm waiting," Exoa Knight, clearly annoyed, said after several seconds of silence, refolding her arms and beginning to tap out a steady drumbeat with her left hand. Tap-tap-tap, metal on metal.
"I wanted to bring you in to these people, then save your life at the last second by stabbing them in the back and saving the day." I finally said.
Her expression suddenly became much more understanding. "Oh, like a tactical thing? I guess that makes sense. But why not just tell me? I'd have been happy to help, and I'm not that bad at acting."
"Well, uh." I said again. "It wasn't a tactical thing. I could have done it without you. I just wanted to make you scared and then jealous of me."
She looked at me through lidded eyes. At least the tapping had stopped. There was silence for several more seconds before she leaned her head back and sighed. "Okay. That's very normal and understandable of you." She said with a tone full of subtle, highly refined sarcasm. "I'd thought to myself that maybe I could resolve whatever issues we had, but I have no idea what to say to that. Are we even now, or do you want something else from me?"
"We're even." I replied, half wanting to move past this as quickly as possible and half finding that I actually meant it. It's not like I'd ever really wanted to hold a permanent vendetta, it had just been something to hold on to while I worked out my anger. If the whole revenge plan was in the garbage anyway, may as well call the slate wiped clean.
Exoa Knight nodded, and then a look of sudden realization crossed her face. "Wait, does that mean you made me grab Kirby and take him away from that alien invasion for no good reason? He could have been fighting them and I could have gone home and this would have worked itself out?"
"Yeah. That's on you, though," I pointed out.
"No it really isn't," she said, sounding exasperated. "Do you want to tell me why you decided to try an elaborate revenge scheme on me? I get that you were pissed at my fuckup, and maybe saying sorry wouldn't be good enough by itself, but you had a ton of options that didn't involve whatever you call all that bullshit."
"I was too pissed for words back when I woke up a couple weeks back. Made the plan then. Met some people. They… kept me in that headspace, I guess." I realized how that sounded, so I automatically jumped to defend them. "Not in a bad way, though. More like they took my side, supported me. So, sure, I was planning to betray them, but they helped me think it was justified. And I knew they'd have my back until I turned on them if I went for it." And now that I was explaining it out loud, I began to think that maybe it hadn't been justified. Funny what a new perspective could get you.
"Huh. That's funny." I scowled, anger resurging somewhat after it had mostly died away.
"Laughing at me, now?"
Exoa Knight shook her head so quickly that her face almost blurred. "Not funny in a 'ha ha' way, funny in a 'that's interesting' way. I was just thinking, it's funny how love's such a problem. The little cartoon heart made me think about that."
What the fuck was she on about? "Love?"
"Think about it. Sure, most bad shit happens because of hate or greed. The worst shit, too. The Empire, Coil, the ABB. Dark Matter, in all its forms, and I guess the Haltmann Company. But think of all the people we've had to fight because of love. Brian was a supervillain because he loved his sister and thought being a villain would be best for her, and didn't give much of a shit if anyone else got hurt. The Travelers, as far as I can tell, became supervillains because they loved Noelle and thought that going villain was the best way to keep her around after she turned into a giant monster. Now this. You found some friends who loved and supported you, and it turned you into a raging bitch for a bit."
"Are you making a point?"
She shook her head, then had the audacity to crack a smile at me. "Nah. But don't you agree that it's funny? I mean, normally in this world it's simple. Love good, hate bad. Because they're cosmic forces, with physical effects. But when it's just emotions, it gets trickier than that. It's interesting to think about." When I didn't have a response, she nodded. "Okay. Want to head home?"
I blinked. "Just like that?"
Her wings slowed further, beginning a steady fall. I kept pace with her descent. "Just like that. I just came here to get you back, so there's no reason for me to stick around. And if you made some friends, not gonna comment on their quality, you probably don't want to help fight them. We can just head home, let these guys take care of it." She gestured to the rest of the group as we touched down.
"You're in a forgiving mood." I cocked my head to one side as I said it, staring her down. She returned the eye contact without flinching.
"I asked if we were even, you said yeah. That means we're even. I'm not interested in arguing who fucked up worse, or if you deserve to get arrested or whatever. That wouldn't actually help anyone. So yeah. In the interest of being the bigger person, I forgive you for fighting me. Honestly, it was kind of fun once I realized you weren't actually trying to kill me."
I grinned. "Hell yeah it was."
"Obviously we'll have to introduce you to Mom, we'll have to figure out how the fuck your living arrangements are gonna work, all that crap, but that's just, what's the word?"
"The small stuff?" I suggested, causing her to shrug but look not completely convinced.
"Logistics?" Ribbon, now back in earshot, suggested, earning her a crisp metallic click as Exoa Knight snapped her fingers. I was reminded just how dextrous her equipment actually was. Full armor shouldn't really move like that, but the Halberd's engineers had made it work anyway.
"Where'd you learn the word logistics?" I asked, causing Ribbon to splutter.
"Well, it's been a long four years!" She countered. Seemingly accepting that, Exoa Knight and I turned back to each other. She was giving me a meaningful look.
I answered her unspoken question. "Not yet. First of all, just to be safe I'd like to help get everyone in position, and I happen to have something that should be pretty helpful for the final fight. And I want to see this through. I kind of owe these people that much. They saved my life, I guess."
Exoa Knight nodded. "Okay. Well, if you're staying then so am I. I didn't come all this way just to let you out of my sight right before the finish line." She extended her hand. I paused, then shook it. Sure, why the fuck not.
As I pulled back, Ribbon spoke up with a fairly reasonable question. "So, what do we call you now? I mean, we can't just say Sophia, because you're both Sophia. Unless one of you is willing to change your name-"
"No," we both said at exactly the same time, before I added a second point by myself. "And we don't have a middle name either, so that's out. German thing. But if you need a name for me, hmm." I summoned my scythe to hand, and twirled it around thoughtfully. I'd gone by Shadow General before, but with my 'defection' I wasn't technically a general anymore. But I was still the Bringer of Night, so that meant…
"Call me Nightbringer," I settled on after a moment's thought. Maybe not perfect, but good enough for the immediate future. After all, if I decided I wanted to be a cape back on Earth after all this was over, I could take a different name if this one didn't sit well with me.
A few seconds of silence passed before Exoa Knight spoke up. "That makes sense. If I didn't have Meta Knight give me my cape name, I'd probably have picked something like that."
My eyes narrowed. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"It means our naming sense hasn't changed since we were twelve."
Before either of us could say anything else, Ribbon interjected, a slight note of pleading in her tone. "Please, everyone, can't we get along now that we're all back together?" She was technically addressing all four of us, but with Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee still not having said anything it was pretty clear which of us she was talking to.
Instead of addressing it directly, I stamped my foot once. The elevator had long since reached the bottom of the shaft, and I set it back into motion again in the opposite direction. It slid roughly a floor up, then stopped. I tapped my scythe against a carved piece of wall, and stone doors ground open, disappearing into the parts of the wall on either side. "Secret passage. If I'm remembering right, it should take us right to Hyness and his ritual. Any questions?" I looked back to see a quartet of shaking heads. "Then let's go."
Luckily, it did work out as I'd hoped. After around ten minutes of spinning, after which I was getting a bit dizzy, one of my open portals shifted its window. For a moment, I was worried that meant it was going to close again and I'd have to reopen them all, but then its shifting resolved into an image tracking a heavily loaded Warp Star. The group clinging to it was indeed Kirby, Exoa Knight, and Bandana Dee, but Ribbon was there too. The others hadn't mentioned her. I supposed she just wasn't that notable in a fight.
Soon enough, they settled on an entrance into the enormous bulk of Jambandra Base. An outlying entryway platform consisting of an open-air elevator that took you through the white, pristine and carefully stylized exterior into the more cavelike but functional interior. They crashed their Warp Star on the elevator, and it automatically began to descend. Couldn't have that.
I hopped through that portal, deliberately banishing my scythe and letting all the other portals close behind me as I reentered reality, dimensional tear snapping open and then closed next to the group. Before I even had a chance to land on the elevator, they'd responded to my arrival by leaping into a defensive formation. I carefully kept my hands open and in the air, and after a few tense seconds of glaring at me Exoa Knight put her sword away, turned and said something I couldn't make out to the others, and flew up to me, nodding up slightly as her consistent wingbeats took her above me. I followed until we were out of earshot of the group below. Ribbon flew up to follow, but Exoa Knight shook her head and pointed back down at Kirby when she saw. Ribbon pouted, then dropped back down to the others.
My opposite and nemesis folded her arms, wingbeats slowing slightly so that she was more or less hovering in place, bobbing up and down slightly. It was in contrast to my own ability to stay perfectly still in midair. "You want to talk? Then talk."
I huffed out an aggravated sigh, placing my hands on my sides and glancing down and away. The others were looking intently up at us, I noted. The issue was that I hadn't been sure exactly how I'd start this conversation, so I'd been hoping for some questions or accusations I could answer. By being given a completely open field to speak in, I found I was unable to say anything at all.
I decided I'd start by addressing the elephant in the room. The reason any of us were here right now. "We don't have much time left before Void Termina is summoned."
Exoa Knight's flat expression shifted into a grimace as she followed my gaze, clearly taking a moment to think. "Shit," was all she came up with after a notable pause. "Okay. Is this a next five minutes thing?"
"More like hours. Maybe a couple more days, but probably not." I didn't look up directly at her as I spoke, keeping her expression visible solely in the corner of my eye. She looked up at me, though.
"That should be enough time to have a conversation, then. Let's start with why the change of heart?" Her grimace turned into more of a frown when I chuckled at that. "Did I say something funny?"
I took off my hat and stared into the symbol printed on the front. "Anything to do with hearts is kinda funny to me now. You could probably rip mine out and show it to me and I'd laugh." I spoke with a voice so level and casual it surprised even me. Like I was discussing the weather, or ordering a cup of coffee. "You just see one too many cartoon hearts and the entire organ loses all meaning. It's stupid, isn't it? That we call this thing a heart even though actual hearts barely look anything like it."
Exoa Knight sighed. "Thought this might happen." I looked up, almost putting my head level with hers, and raised an eyebrow. She elaborated in response, or maybe just because she felt like it. "You're evading."
"Not evading," I countered, raising a hand with finger extended. "Just getting around to the question slowly. You said we had time, didn't you?"
"And we do, but you're still evading," she drily responded. "I know because that's what we do. Isn't it? If we don't like something, we pretend it's not a problem. Either because we can handle it or because it's just not true. Me and my burnout." She paused, tilting her head to one side. "The leadup to our trigger. I know you, because I am you, and I'm seeing it again. This is why I wanted us to talk alone. Those guys down there? We both know they'd accept you're one of the good guys again and move on to stopping this. But I don't want to be right back here, I don't know. Maybe a week from now, maybe a year from now. Doesn't matter. Either way, this conversation needs to happen."
I silently put my hat back on my head, adjusting it for a moment until it was both comfortable and had bought me some more time to think. "No change of heart. I was working against these guys the entire time."
"Then why the fuck did you fight me?" Exoa Knight shouted in an explosion of disbelief, throwing her arms down and out. "What the fuck was that for? Fuck me, I was prepared for so much bullshit coming here, but somehow not this. I was prepared for mind control, I was prepared for you literally just having turned evil, I was probably even prepared for, I don't know, blackmail or some shit. But you're telling me you just threw down the gauntlet at me because, actually, you haven't said why."
"Well, uh." My on the spot decision to go and talk to the group had been pushed forward for the sake of pushing me forward, meaning I hadn't exactly prepared for it. This was the most obvious sequence of questions I could have been asked, yet somehow I was entirely prepared to answer them. Probably because as I thought about it I realized there wasn't an answer that didn't make me seem incredibly petty or faintly ridiculous. I mean, it was obvious that I'd been kind of petty, but only now did the full magnitude of pettiness begin to sink in.
"I'm waiting," Exoa Knight, clearly annoyed, said after several seconds of silence, refolding her arms and beginning to tap out a steady drumbeat with her left hand. Tap-tap-tap, metal on metal.
"I wanted to bring you in to these people, then save your life at the last second by stabbing them in the back and saving the day." I finally said.
Her expression suddenly became much more understanding. "Oh, like a tactical thing? I guess that makes sense. But why not just tell me? I'd have been happy to help, and I'm not that bad at acting."
"Well, uh." I said again. "It wasn't a tactical thing. I could have done it without you. I just wanted to make you scared and then jealous of me."
She looked at me through lidded eyes. At least the tapping had stopped. There was silence for several more seconds before she leaned her head back and sighed. "Okay. That's very normal and understandable of you." She said with a tone full of subtle, highly refined sarcasm. "I'd thought to myself that maybe I could resolve whatever issues we had, but I have no idea what to say to that. Are we even now, or do you want something else from me?"
"We're even." I replied, half wanting to move past this as quickly as possible and half finding that I actually meant it. It's not like I'd ever really wanted to hold a permanent vendetta, it had just been something to hold on to while I worked out my anger. If the whole revenge plan was in the garbage anyway, may as well call the slate wiped clean.
Exoa Knight nodded, and then a look of sudden realization crossed her face. "Wait, does that mean you made me grab Kirby and take him away from that alien invasion for no good reason? He could have been fighting them and I could have gone home and this would have worked itself out?"
"Yeah. That's on you, though," I pointed out.
"No it really isn't," she said, sounding exasperated. "Do you want to tell me why you decided to try an elaborate revenge scheme on me? I get that you were pissed at my fuckup, and maybe saying sorry wouldn't be good enough by itself, but you had a ton of options that didn't involve whatever you call all that bullshit."
"I was too pissed for words back when I woke up a couple weeks back. Made the plan then. Met some people. They… kept me in that headspace, I guess." I realized how that sounded, so I automatically jumped to defend them. "Not in a bad way, though. More like they took my side, supported me. So, sure, I was planning to betray them, but they helped me think it was justified. And I knew they'd have my back until I turned on them if I went for it." And now that I was explaining it out loud, I began to think that maybe it hadn't been justified. Funny what a new perspective could get you.
"Huh. That's funny." I scowled, anger resurging somewhat after it had mostly died away.
"Laughing at me, now?"
Exoa Knight shook her head so quickly that her face almost blurred. "Not funny in a 'ha ha' way, funny in a 'that's interesting' way. I was just thinking, it's funny how love's such a problem. The little cartoon heart made me think about that."
What the fuck was she on about? "Love?"
"Think about it. Sure, most bad shit happens because of hate or greed. The worst shit, too. The Empire, Coil, the ABB. Dark Matter, in all its forms, and I guess the Haltmann Company. But think of all the people we've had to fight because of love. Brian was a supervillain because he loved his sister and thought being a villain would be best for her, and didn't give much of a shit if anyone else got hurt. The Travelers, as far as I can tell, became supervillains because they loved Noelle and thought that going villain was the best way to keep her around after she turned into a giant monster. Now this. You found some friends who loved and supported you, and it turned you into a raging bitch for a bit."
"Are you making a point?"
She shook her head, then had the audacity to crack a smile at me. "Nah. But don't you agree that it's funny? I mean, normally in this world it's simple. Love good, hate bad. Because they're cosmic forces, with physical effects. But when it's just emotions, it gets trickier than that. It's interesting to think about." When I didn't have a response, she nodded. "Okay. Want to head home?"
I blinked. "Just like that?"
Her wings slowed further, beginning a steady fall. I kept pace with her descent. "Just like that. I just came here to get you back, so there's no reason for me to stick around. And if you made some friends, not gonna comment on their quality, you probably don't want to help fight them. We can just head home, let these guys take care of it." She gestured to the rest of the group as we touched down.
"You're in a forgiving mood." I cocked my head to one side as I said it, staring her down. She returned the eye contact without flinching.
"I asked if we were even, you said yeah. That means we're even. I'm not interested in arguing who fucked up worse, or if you deserve to get arrested or whatever. That wouldn't actually help anyone. So yeah. In the interest of being the bigger person, I forgive you for fighting me. Honestly, it was kind of fun once I realized you weren't actually trying to kill me."
I grinned. "Hell yeah it was."
"Obviously we'll have to introduce you to Mom, we'll have to figure out how the fuck your living arrangements are gonna work, all that crap, but that's just, what's the word?"
"The small stuff?" I suggested, causing her to shrug but look not completely convinced.
"Logistics?" Ribbon, now back in earshot, suggested, earning her a crisp metallic click as Exoa Knight snapped her fingers. I was reminded just how dextrous her equipment actually was. Full armor shouldn't really move like that, but the Halberd's engineers had made it work anyway.
"Where'd you learn the word logistics?" I asked, causing Ribbon to splutter.
"Well, it's been a long four years!" She countered. Seemingly accepting that, Exoa Knight and I turned back to each other. She was giving me a meaningful look.
I answered her unspoken question. "Not yet. First of all, just to be safe I'd like to help get everyone in position, and I happen to have something that should be pretty helpful for the final fight. And I want to see this through. I kind of owe these people that much. They saved my life, I guess."
Exoa Knight nodded. "Okay. Well, if you're staying then so am I. I didn't come all this way just to let you out of my sight right before the finish line." She extended her hand. I paused, then shook it. Sure, why the fuck not.
As I pulled back, Ribbon spoke up with a fairly reasonable question. "So, what do we call you now? I mean, we can't just say Sophia, because you're both Sophia. Unless one of you is willing to change your name-"
"No," we both said at exactly the same time, before I added a second point by myself. "And we don't have a middle name either, so that's out. German thing. But if you need a name for me, hmm." I summoned my scythe to hand, and twirled it around thoughtfully. I'd gone by Shadow General before, but with my 'defection' I wasn't technically a general anymore. But I was still the Bringer of Night, so that meant…
"Call me Nightbringer," I settled on after a moment's thought. Maybe not perfect, but good enough for the immediate future. After all, if I decided I wanted to be a cape back on Earth after all this was over, I could take a different name if this one didn't sit well with me.
A few seconds of silence passed before Exoa Knight spoke up. "That makes sense. If I didn't have Meta Knight give me my cape name, I'd probably have picked something like that."
My eyes narrowed. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"It means our naming sense hasn't changed since we were twelve."
Before either of us could say anything else, Ribbon interjected, a slight note of pleading in her tone. "Please, everyone, can't we get along now that we're all back together?" She was technically addressing all four of us, but with Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee still not having said anything it was pretty clear which of us she was talking to.
Instead of addressing it directly, I stamped my foot once. The elevator had long since reached the bottom of the shaft, and I set it back into motion again in the opposite direction. It slid roughly a floor up, then stopped. I tapped my scythe against a carved piece of wall, and stone doors ground open, disappearing into the parts of the wall on either side. "Secret passage. If I'm remembering right, it should take us right to Hyness and his ritual. Any questions?" I looked back to see a quartet of shaking heads. "Then let's go."