[X] .... gives a level-headed speech about how he plans to lead the Sixth DesDiv dutifully and frugally.
[X] Soldier, you are not crying. You cannot cry. You will not cry. You- Oh come on, are you really that much of a wuss? Then never let it be said that I never gave you anything! Two! A pair of tears you shall receive, and no more. One to roll down each ruddy naive cheek of yours with an agonizing slowness - for the drama meter shall have its fill!