Grinning quietly, you opened the case cover for your new game carefully, dusting off your NervGear in the corner. You'd calibrated it earlier, putting it through the rigorous tests without any major bumps or bruises before buying the game outright. That game?
Sword Art Online: Garden of the Gods
SAO had been the marketing name of one of two 'viable' VRMMORPG engines, built around the mysterious AI project that everyone knew didn't exist, Cardinal. Personally, from a nerd standpoint, you could appreciate the game's elements of logic, the sheer millions of lines of code that went into the core structure of the system and the design.
More importantly, from the "I am a dude and don't get out enough" standpoint there were girls. Girls in fantasy armor. Girls in fantasy armor that one could judge it's effectiveness by how much skin was showing. Girls in battle bikinis who possibly shared your nerd views, unencumbered by the precepts of society! It was a dream come true! Most importantly, though, you could talk to these girls without your damnable acne scaring them off!
You weren't a NEET or Otaku or anything like that, but when your face normally had more zits per square centimetre than the moon had craters per square kilometer, you had 'bad acne' according to your doctor. A face like a Brillo pad might have made socialization hard, and nothing was as good as face-to-face communication, but in Full Dive you didn't need to worry about that!
Breathing deeply, you put aside your concerns and double checked your cables and disc. Green lights across the board, all systems go, time to do it!
"Link, Start!"
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HELLO NEW PLAYER. WELCOME TO CHARACTER CREATION.
"Hello, game." you replied politely.
[1d100=20+100(circumstance bonus)]
NEW PLAYER, PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME
"Yankeekitou."
PLEASE ENTER NAME; NOT USERNAME
"Settle."
BEGINNING CHARACTER GENERATION.
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NOTE: THIS PLAYER HAS RECEIVED THE 'GOD' SUPERCLASS. ACCEPT [Y/N]
You shrugged. You knew from the literature that having a God, and their requisite Familia was a combination guild and party, as well as the only way to level up right off the bat. That said, the God-Players didn't actually get out that much, and were mostly in charge of keeping their Familias running at best efficiency.
Good thing you normally played Support classes.
"Yes."
THANK YOU. CHARACTER CREATION IS FINISHED
Spawning into the main plaza, you gasped as you looked up. A tower at least five hundred meters tall commanded the landscape, and among it's roots stood a city, bustling and thriving with the pulse of life given by a three million NPCs- and shortly later, a million players, logging in and spreading out earnestly.
"Hey! Hey buddy!" an NPC yelled at you, grinning. "I know a new God when I see 'em! Want some tips?"
Moving over to him, you nodded quickly. "Please!"
"Great!" the NPC, who you quickly discovered was another God via your HUD marking him as such. "First up, you're a god. Breath in, let it just wash over you. Feel that power? Good, don't forget it."
You raised an eyebrow. He just laughed at you.
"Some of us are too smart for our own good, some are too humble… it varies. Being able to keep yourself centered is important. Anyway, next item- your Domains and Abilities. Each god has at least two Domains, and as you grow as a God and gain Devotion, you get more Domains. Each Domain has three related Attributes, which are global effects for your Familia and any Followers you have of sufficient Devotion. Got that?"
"Do I have to do anything for that to happen?" you asked carefully.
"Yes and no. For your Familia, Abilities are like the wind- just another part of life. For your Followers, they need to know your name and hold to the tenancies of your Faith to gain Devotion."
"My faith?"
"The formal conditions you set out to codify your will. You don't need to do it, but it makes everyone's life simpler. Followers are really really useful, after all."
"So, followers?"
"Non-Adventurers who are sworn to your Faith in the interest of working with your Familia. They're helpful."
Nodding, you smiled. This was a really useful tutorial NPC!
"So, then- what's your name?" you asked, shaking your head. "I'm Settle."
"Patrarious, God of Teaching and Tutorials."
"Thank you for your time, Patrarious."
He laughed, smiling. "One last thing, Settle- when you want to introduce yourself formally, your Domains are your titles. Wear them with pride!"
Nodding as you walked away, you found a secluded little cafe. After picking out your Domains, you saw a popup block.
CONGRADULATIONS! ALL NON-BETA GOD CHARACTERS ARE ENABLED TO ONE FREE PERK
Picking your perk, you smiled. Things were going well today!
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At that point, you saw the sky go red, and you hissed. You'd definitely spoken too soon here.
VOTES
Domains (Choose two, cannot choose the same two twice, may only take Write-In once, text in parentheses is one Ability of three for the Domain)
[] Science (New Ways)
[] War (Honor Code)
[] Swords (Heron Dance)
[] Growth (Endless Potential)
[] Fertility (Bountiful Harvest)
[] Nature (Wood Step)
[] Charisma (First Look)
[] Negotiation (Balanced Offer)
[] Trade (Coin Sharp)
[] Medicine (Alchemist's Knowledge)
[] Healing (Triage Gift)
[] Death (For Whom the Bell Tolls)
[] Doom (Wyrding Way)
[] Grace (Nimble Hands)
[] Knives (Ballanced Throw)
[] Forging (Ringing True)
[] Mining (Earthsculpt)
[] Time (Aegis of History)
[] Insanity (Blue Eyed Rage)
[] Cooking (Safe Result)
[] Magic (Metamastery)
[] Law (Codex Eternal)
[] Pain (Sense Weakness)
[] Lightning (Sky's Messenger)
[] Wounds (Pale Blooded)
[] Light (Darksight)
[] Dark (Shadowalk)
[] Write-in (Subject to GM Veto)
-[] Write-in Atribute Name, and Description of Attribute. Subject to GM Veto
Gender
[] Boy: Settle's a fairly male name when put by your male face. It's not exactly a secret.
[] Girl: A male-ish name hides the fact you are very much a girl with girl features. Fortunately, No Girls On The Internet helps keep the crap down and lets you hide with a mask under a mask.
[] ???: When Prof. Oak asks if someone's a boy or girl, they laugh unless he's asking you. Thin and leggy, you were cute until puberty hit you like a freight train in all the wrong ways.
Starting Perk
[] House: A house, located in a decent burg of the city. Kitchen, sitting room, bathroom, prayer room, and two bunkrooms for four are the main advantages of this choice, as well as about an acre of land for it's independent septic system.
[] Cash: A large, large amount of starting cash you're going to invest wisely. (Weekly Profit+4)
[] Gear: Three random Rare Items in a box for your Familia. All of them are worth at least Profit 5.