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Jackie's Shitty Adventure: based on a true story

[x] wish for more wishes, then wish somebody would clean up this damn mess.
 
After five minutes of cursing your useless fucking fairy godmother for being no help even when she did finally show up, you realize you still have a problem to solve. Its time for drastic measures. You head to the men's room.

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Unfortunately, it would seem that this bathroom is occupied. Very occupied.



You could try and walk past them, but the female with piglets is glaring at you warily. You're not sure if she's used to humans enough to not attack if you come closer. This is why they should allow you to bring guns to work. Fucking Democrats.

What do you do now?
 
(They actually do let me have a gun at work)

[x] approach the pig anyway, if it attacks I'll pee on it
 
[X] Acquire bongo drums
[X] Sing the pigs the song of your people
[X] Use your new friends as guards while you go to the bathroom

This plan could never go wrong.
 
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