Inky Future [Mega Man X/Splatoon]

Chapter 29: The Pleasant Phantom Thief (IX)
A/N: Just in time for the splatfest!



Chapter 29: The Pleasant Phantom Thief (IX)

Orion found himself cornered again, a spotlight shone on him but only shadows beyond it. Shadows with glowing red eyes and wicked grins surrounded him. The two biggest ones towered over him. "No… Not again!"

"I'm already picturing it now, you could do a lot with a bit of physical therapy - get yourself some nice hips…"

Orion gasped in panic as he felt his hips and thighs widen. "Wait…!"

"…a big chest that'll make all the boys turn your way…"

Something tightened in his shirt, as a large pair of breasts appeared under it, about as large as Iris' pair, one of his shirt buttons popping off. "No, stop!"

"…and make that little derriere even bigger."

The same happened with his rear end. He tried looking for an escape, but the walls blocking him turned into mirrors, more directly showing the changes. He was going into a panic once again, as the shadows began to close in on him. "Please… Just leave me alone…"

"Almost perfect, just one thing to get rid of…"

And then he felt something disappear between his legs. It felt so… Wrong. "STOP!"

"There we go! The perfect girl-toy, just for us."

He turned towards the shadows, trying to put up a fighting stance, "I'm warning you, stay awa-"

He screamed as shadowy hands lunged at him, beginning to violently tear away his clothes…

❖​

Axl was awoken by a scream from the bunk below, and he immediately jumped down. "ORI!"

Orion was sitting up in bed, eyes wide and tears streaming down his face. He looked utterly miserable and terrified, breathing frantically. He had an arm around his chest and between his legs. It didn't take Axl very long to put two and two together.

He glanced at the nearby alarm clock. 2:36AM.

Axl put his hands on Orion's shoulders. "Orion. It was just a dream. It's okay now. I'm here. Nobody's going to hurt you."

Orion sniffed, and then hugged him tightly. Axl hugged back. No words were needed.

"Holy carp… I'm not even gonna ask if you're alright," Liam groaned as he sat on the side of his bunk. "I'm gonna f*#king kill those two if I see them again."

"I hope that's hyperbole, boss," Koji said, as he got out of bed, coming over to Axl and Orion. "Cod… I really don't want to know what your nightmare was about, Ori. You want me to make you a cup of hot chocolate or something?"

Orion sniffed, nodding. Koji nodded back, going to the kitchen area to make something.

It took about ten minutes and a bit of hot chocolate for Orion to finally calm down. And even then he still looked miserable. "I shouldn't be doing this. I don't feel like I want to be a girl, but people will just call me a freak if I look like one while still being a guy-"

"-Ori. Stop." Koji sat down on the bed, "this isn't about what other people think. It's about you and being the person you want to be. I've been on the flipside of where you are, being a girl trying to look like a dude. The bullying sucked, and I'm still not all of the way to where I want to be, but I still feel so much more comfortable in my own skin than I ever did as a girl. You won't be living your best life if you don't figure out what kind of body you want to have. If you give up on finding out what you want to do with your body or stay as you are even when you find out you need to change, is that really going to make you any happier? Besides. You have close friends and family who will support you no matter what you do. Does the opinion of strangers or even those of the people you don't like matter more than that?"

Axl decided to let Koji handle this, considering his own experiences. He felt just staying close to Orion was helpful enough for keeping him calm.

Orion took several seconds of deep breathing before he spoke up again. "I-I know you're right, it's just… It's just hard and scary."

"I know it is," Koji nodded.

Liam snorted. "You've faced scarier things. You've beaten giant robots and travelled through time. You've helped save Inkopolis multiple times over. If there's anyone who's earned the right to look and be what he wants, it's you. Anyone else who thinks otherwise can take a damn hike for all I care."

That actually got Orion to giggle. "Yeah, you're right. I really do want to find myself." He turned to Axl, "Axl… Can you sleep in my bed and stay close to me tonight? So I know you'll be there to protect me even in my dreams."

"Oh, good, Ori avoided the more unfortunate phrasing of that question," Koji chuckled.

Axl grinned, "yeah, sure! And if those jerks come knocking in your dreams again, I'll just splat them. That's a promise."

"Don't make promises you can't keep, octo-bro," Liam chuckled. "Alright, once Ori's done with the hot chocolate, let's try and get back to sleep, okay?"

Once the mug was finished and washed up, Liam and Koji went back to bed. Axl snuggled into the bottom bunk with Orion, hugging him around the waist from behind. He felt a bit awkward at first, but it didn't take long for him to notice Orion had fallen asleep again, snuggling up against Axl unknowingly.

Axl just smiled, giving Orion a light kiss on the neck, and went back to sleep.

❖​

Ciel had initially been unsure of how to solve the problem of enabling Ethan and Ayane to catch up with the phantom thief until she had recalled the cache of weapons Ayane's team had brought back the other day from the Octarian base. One of those items was a bionic arm. She already had it brought to her lab for analysis when it had been secured, but now she had ideas.

The bionic arm itself was fairly old even by human standards when they had gone extinct, though it had seen numerous upgrades over the years. It was too bulky for civilian use, but the power output and its likely uses suggested it was a military-grade set of cybernetics for use with navigating hostile environments and as an offensive tool against enemy combatants. The first part is what interested her the most.

Of course, she wasn't planning on implanting Ethan and Ayane with their own bionic arms, that was not an elegant solution, and frankly completely unnecessary. With the technology Ciel had on hand, she could do far, far better than that. But testing with the bionic arm with help from one of her assistants using it (specifically Buster Rod G, who was more than happy to take it for a spin) certainly illuminated what kind of power and strength requirements would be needed for a viable grappling hook.

Ciel smiled as she looked over her finished plans. "This should be about right."

"Interesting design, Doctor. Are you sure it'll be able to work as intended?" Ballade asked, crossing his arms.

"We won't know until we test it," Ciel said, allowing the scanner to identify the required parts, triggering the fabrication processes, "but I'm certain it will. I wasn't on the Zipcaster design team, but I picked up enough from them from afar that I have a decent grasp on how to match it with a mechanical substitute. The grappling hook needs to be able to reach across buildings, attach to any surface without damaging it, stay rigid as it pulls the user when needed, and be able to hold the full weight of the user. Besides, I think Arcadia Corp could potentially sell it - imagine the potential applications for civilian use."

"You certainly have a point. Very well, let's get started."

❖​

Artemis nearly choked on her lunch when she heard Orion's proposal. She took a moment to swallow properly before speaking up. "I'm sorry, could you repeat that? Because it sounds like you want to fuse again."

Orion actually nodded. He looked surprisingly resolute after what happened the day before. "Yeah, I do. Sis, you're the only person here who I could do it with without making it… Weird. I want to try experiencing having a mixed sex body again, this time in less stressful conditions. Please? I need to do this if I want to know for sure."

Artemis felt so proud of her little brother for having the courage to stick with his exploration of himself, and also for taking the initiative to suggest this particular plan. She grinned, "you kidding? Of course I'll do it, if it'll help you figure out what kind of body will make you the most happy."

There was a collective whoop across the table - everyone felt a lot more happy about this than they were yesterday.

"Though… How the heck are you gonna do it? Last time it was all six of you stuffed in a blender," Karlene pointed out.

"Sure, but the blender was only the facilitator of the conditions that lead to the fusion," Orion explained.

That sparked something in Artemis' mind, and her neurons were immediately firing on all cylinders. "Yeah, the important part is breaking down the fusion into its essential conditions. The first part was us together in a mixture of ink, stuck in a mid-transformation state. The second part was the ink vat. The third part was maintaining our individuality and separation of our minds."

Orion nodded excitedly, "I was thinking about it too, sis! We could totally recreate those conditions. Sure, it's gonna take some practice, but if we have a pool if ink and try to mix together while transforming-"

"-we could potentially be able to fuse bodies! Heck yeah, twin power~!" Artemis grinned, reaching over for a high-five, "I am so proud of you, little bro."

"Sis, you're only the elder sister by fifteen minutes," Orion chuckled as he high-fived her. "And I'm still taller than you."

"Shut," Artemis grumbled. When did Orion was able tease her like that?

And then she noticed half the table was staring at her in shock. Iris was giggling, however, and both Karlene and Hinata were laughing at the others. "What?"

"Sorry, we're just… Not used to you being that smart," Liam said, rubbing the back of his neck.

Artemis pouted. "I can be that smart when I want to!"

"Yeah, when you're not staring out the window in class," Iris teased. "Or looking into my eyes~"

That got a snort out of almost everyone else, and caused Artemis to blush. First her brother, now her girlfriend?!

"Okay, that's enough of teasing Artemis," Karlene chuckled. "Let's try it out after school. We can use the training room using a custom layout."

"Sounds like a plan," Artemis grinned.

❖​

Orion was nervous as he looked over the half-meter high pool of ink in the middle of what was basically just a flat arena. Sure, he had suggested this whole idea from the beginning, but now that he was about to do it, doubts were creeping into his mind. What if it simply didn't work? Or somehow went horribly wrong? Maybe they wouldn't be able to separate even if it worked?

"Hey. Bro. Don't sweat it," Artemis smiled as she took his hand. "Let's just dive right in and try our best!"

He glanced back over his shoulder, seeing everyone else watching,. Even X and Zero had turned up when they had learned of what they were trying to do.

Orion nodded. "R-Right… Here goes nothing, I guess! On the count of three. Three… Two… One… Go!"

They both jumped into the pool, and started to shift as they made contact, trying to merge together.

All that did was cause their swim forms to bonk their heads together. They floated on the surface, the collision having stunned them.

"Ah-ha… Guess that didn't work," Artemis said, laughing in her daze.

Orion groaned, changing back to humanoid form. "Ow…"

"That probably wasn't going to work the first time," X smiled, peering over the edge of the pool at them, "keep trying, you'll probably be able to feel it out as you go."

Orion and Artemis nodded, and they tried again.

And again.

And again.

They experimented with different timings, how much of the ink they were immersed in, that sort of thing. Orion felt like they were on to something, they were establishing a link briefly, but not quite enough. After their latest attempt, he rubbed his chin. "We're onto something, but we can't establish a link for longer than a moment…"

"Maybe you're not in sync enough before you try merging?" Hinata suggested.

"Yeah… When fusion tends to happen in cartoons and anime a lot of the time it's a ritual, often dancing," Artemis nodded, "maybe we could try that?"

Orion nodded, and tried to think of what kind of dance they could perform. "A dance, huh…?"

"What about the dance the Squid Sisters do when they do the Calamari Inkantation?" Liam suggested. "I bet Artemis has it down, easy."

Ethan nodded, "the Inkantation would be perfect. Ayane?"

"Yeah, yeah, I've got it," Ayane said as she began setting up. A large screen with a paused video showing Callie and Marie about to perform the dance came down from the ceiling. "Just follow their moves and you should be fine."

"I'm… Not good at dancing," Orion said, his doubts creeping back in again.

"Even if your movements aren't perfectly in sync, it's the vibe that matters," Zero chuckled, "you'll do fine."

"Just do your best, Ori," Liam grinned.

Koji chuckled, with a nod, "and hey, might as well have some fun and get some dance practice while you do it."

Orion looked into Axl's eyes for reassurance, and he grinned back. "You've got this."

The younger twin took a deep breath, and glanced to his sister, matching Marie's pose. "Okay. Let's do this, sis."

"ALRIGHT! Start it up, Ayane!" Artemis grinned, matching Callie's in turn.

As Ayane started the video, Orion saw the Squid Sisters begin to move. He brought his right arm up in time with his sister's left, and the two of them began to sing along, trying their best to keep up with the movements of their seniors.

Artemis was obviously having the time of her life, and considering she was matching Callie's movements with ease, Orion knew she had spent a lot of time practising. Orion hadn't been one for TV before they came to Inkopolis, but Artemis couldn't get enough of the Squid Sisters.

Orion, of course, felt a bit clumsy trying to emulate the practised and refined movements of Marie. But at the same time, just being there, dancing with his sister as their friends cheered them on and the Inkantation flowing through him? It was exhilarating and just fun. At a certain point, he almost forgot why he was even dancing in the first place.

At the end of the chorus, however, their hands made contact. And without even thinking, they clasped together, bringing each other into a hug as they transformed, ink swirling around them.

Orion could feel their bodies melding together, minds connecting. This wasn't their first rodeo, however, and keeping their minds at arms length was almost trivial for them, now, which was especially important for the purpose of this whole exercise in the first place - Orion needed to be completely separate from his sister mentally so her thoughts and feelings didn't influence how he felt about the result.

Ink swirled around them as they rose into the air, and exploded outwards, splattering the area around them as they floated back down to the ground. Orion felt taller.

"Holy carp, it worked!" Artemis said, speaking from their shared mouth. It took a bit of coordination for them to climb out of the pool.

Iris rushed over with a large mirror, "wow, you look really cool!"

"Thanks," Orion and Artemis both said almost simultaneously, almost mangling the word from trying to say it at the same time with just one mouth.

And then Orion saw their reflection.

They were a good six feet tall, and their hair was a mixture of Orion and Artemis' original hairstyles. The outfit was basically just the same Hero Suit they both wore. They had rather pronounced hips and thighs - he was glad the pants were pretty stretchy, too. Orion didn't even need to see their bust size to notice they at least matched Iris - probably because of the need for their combined mass to go somewhere and also Artemis being jealous of how curvy Iris was.

Artemis was the first to comment. "Dayum, I like this look! Though maybe this is a bit much, I like having junk in the trunk but size might be a bit-uh… Bro?"

Oh. Right. He was crying, wasn't he. But not because he was sad. "This… This feels so right. Even though this isn't entirely my own body… I've never felt so…"

"Oh, Ori… Is this what you were looking for?"

Orion nodded, smiling, struggling to contain his joy. "Yeah, it is. I'm… I'm so happy…"

He noticed both Karlene and Koji looked utterly overjoyed to hear this more than anyone else. Ayane turned down the music.

X came up to hug them. "Congratulations, Ori. I'm so glad this helped you figure out what you were missing."

Orion sobbed, "thanks… But it's gonna be so hard going back to how I was, even if it's only temporary…"

"Don't sweat it, bro. Let's just focus on splitting up again, okay?" Artemis said, as they deepened their mental connection.

The nameless fusion looked at their hands. It was astonishing how even a relatively smaller strengthening of the mental connection could do for the neural duo's perception of themselves. "I guess I need a name for this fusion…"

"The hunters merged together, huh…? Diana, the Roman counterpart for Artemis," Zero suggested. "You have a more feminine look, so I think it makes sense."

Diana nodded, "yeah, sounds about right. Well-"

And then they got swarmed by all of their friends (except Ayane, who just gave a thumbs up), eager to hug and congratulate them.

X, however, was quick to break it up, to ask them if he could draw a set of blood and ink samples from them - for research purposes, of course. Who knew what these fusions could do for biological understanding. Diana agreed, of course.

After that was done, the exhaustion from being overwhelmed by all of this was enough for them to suddenly split apart in a burst of ink.

Orion gasped, seeing Artemis across from him. The absence of the extra parts Diana had was rather acutely felt in that very moment. "I need to start physical therapy right away-"

"Whoa, whoa, slow down, squiddo," Ethan said, hands on Orion's shoulders. "Give yourself a bit of time to settle down and think on it before you dive right in to making that kind of choice. Not like you can start immediately, anyway. We'll take you to a doctor after school tomorrow if you're still sure."

"Seriously, geez, you figured out what you wanted in record time. I guess being able to get a general preview of what you wanted helped a lot, though," Karlene smiled.

"Hold on, before he can do that, his parents need to know and give their permission," X noted. "He is still a minor, after all."

Oh. Right. His parents. Now Orion felt nervous again. What would they think of him transitioning to become non-binary or even intersex if possible…?

❖​

Iris couldn't be more delighted for Artemis and Orion, for them both fusing and for the latter seemingly having figured out his gender identity.

"Hey, Iris…" Her attention was drawn by Artemis getting up and coming over to Iris… Extending her hand with a curtsy, "may I have this dance?"

It wasn't hard to put two and two together. Especially with Colonel prodding her to respond a bit more mischievously than she would've otherwise. But then again… Artemis was fun to tease, and just adorable when flustered.

Iris smiled, taking Artemis' hand and pulling her close, taking her other hand, "my my, Artemis, skipping to third base already? You're awfully impatient with romance. Is my body too alluring for you?"

She immediately got cold feet when she saw the colour drain from Artemis' face and the guffawing from the usual suspects around them. Iris panicked on the spot. "I-I'm sorry! Was that too much? I was only going to-"

Artemis recovered her composure, and gave her a seductive look. "Hey, I'm not gonna complain about being 'inside you', babe~"

And now it was Iris' turn to want to die due to the sheer embarrassment. "Touche. Um… I'd love to try fusing with you, Artemis."

"Okay!" Artemis brought them over to the pool, and as they stood in it, "uh, how are we gonna do this, then? Calamari Inkantation, or-"

"I'm used to more classical dancing. Just follow my lead," Iris smiled, bringing their hands and arms together for a classical ballroom waltz, something she was well-versed in. Artemis had no experience with it, so it was on Iris to coach her. "Back… Left… Forward…"

Ayane had turned on some more classical music, to fit the mood of the dance.

"I'm not used to dancing all fancy-like," Artemis blushed, moving with Iris with each step.

"Practice makes perfect," Iris chuckled, "you're doing just fine so far…"

As the music hit a high point, Iris extended Artemis outwards while still holding her hand (nearly causing the Inkling to lose her balance) and then brought her back in, bringing her close for a kiss, which Artemis reciprocated. And then their bodies melded in a surge of ink.

What emerged from the pool was both Iris and Artemis, and yet not at the same time. The nameless fusion did a twirl as they looked in the mirror Iris had set down - a hybrid of Inkling and Octoling features, one eye green and one blue. Her Hero Suit had elements of the classical Octoling Armour. She was at least eight feet tall - she swore a third of the mass went to her height, the second third went to her muscles, and the third went to those places, which embarrassed the part of her that was Iris but excited the part of her that was Artemis. "Wow, this is so unreal…"

"Thinking of a name for you is a bit tricky… Hmm…" X rubbed his chin, "I think I might have one… Artris?"

"It works," Artris smiled. She noticed Liam and Koji were staring, and smirked, shaking her hips, "like what you see, boys~?"

Both of them were snapped out of their stupor, stammering out excuses while being red as tomatoes. Cod, Artris felt so confident. She felt like she could feel like this all the time - it was like she was more than the sum of her parts.

"Whoa… How're you feeling?" Orion asked.

"Like a million bucks, little bro," Artris grinned.

❖​

Ethan noticed someone else arrive in the arena - Ciel, with Merga at her side, the pair each carrying what looked like an arm-mounted device. Ciel noticed the fusion, and smiled, "oh, you're managing to figure out how to fuse! Marvellous!"

"Yo, Ciel! Yeah, this is fresh!" Artris laughed, doing a backflip on the spot. "Seriously, this is super mega special awesome!"

"Good to hear, just make sure X records data so he can show to Professor Gaudile," Ciel smiled, turning to Ethan and Ayane, "I've cooked something up for you two that might help you catch up with the phantom thief. They're grappling hook devices I whipped up after examining the bionic arm Ayane's team brought back. Would you like to test them out?"

Ethan looked them over - they definitely looked the part, though the 'hook' part looked more like some kind of sponge. "You sure these'll work as grappling hooks?"

"No worse than the Zipcaster the thief uses. If anything, you won't have to worry about whether it'll find a grip or not," said Merga, demonstrating hers on a nearby wall - the hook attached to the wall almost like some kind of suction cup. "They'll stick firmly to almost any surface, and will easily hold your weight. The rope can become fully rigid or flexible."

Ayane took the other one from Ciel, put it on the back of her arm, just next to her wrist, and aimed, firing it off at the wall. When it attached, she pressed the pull button, causing her to zip right over to the other end, where she was able to get the 'hook' to pop off the wall with only a circle of ink left behind. "Okay, this'll definitely come in handy."

"Alright, let's re-assemble the layout so we can practice with these things while the juniors have their fun figuring out how to fuse," Ethan chuckled.

❖​

Unfortunately as night began to fall, so did rain. And Ethan had neglected to bring an umbrella to the training venue today, meaning he was dashing between cover on the way to the station. That wasn't great.

Fortunately he found some reprieve when he finally reached the station and got on the train. It felt a bit lonely, travelling home like this.

Though he wasn't lonely for long, as he spotted a familiar face as he looked for a seat - Marino was sitting by herself on one of the longer train seats. He smiled, sitting by her, "surprised to see you here, babe."

Marino blinked, and then chuckled, kissing him on the cheek, "likewise, but I'm not complaining. What's up?"

"The juniors were practising how to do fusions. Only Artemis, Orion, Iris and Axl managed to figure it out so far. Ayane and I didn't join in," Ethan chuckled, kissing her back.

"Fusions? I heard about 'Leviathan' but I thought that was a special case," Marino blinked. "Is it really possible?"

"I saw it with my own eyes," Ethan nodded. "It's pretty incredible. I guess you're coming home from a photo shoot?"

Marino chuckled, "yeah, had to travel a bit further than usual, but it went pretty well."

"Nice. Do they usually go well?"

"Yeah, but like all things sometimes you get amateurs who don't really know what they're doing. I don't get the ability to step in and make suggestions as much as I'd like."

"Speaking of things not going as well as they should…" Ethan decided he needed to bring up this particular topic with her. "You heard of the phantom thief going around?"

"The one robbing ethically bankrupt corporations? Yeah, I've heard of them."

"Well, Ayane and I want to catch them. We have reason to believe they're an Octoling. Marina and Ciel think they're using a prototype special developed by the Octarians."

Marino's eyes widened. "Oh, I see. But they're not really doing any harm to anyone who doesn't deserve it, so… Why go after them?"

Ethan sighed. He knew this wasn't going to be an easy discussion. "Because if they get caught by the authorities and word gets out that an Octoling was behind the thefts… It might cause problems for Inkling/Octarian relations."

Ethan could see the realisation dawning in Marino's eyes. "Oh. I see what you mean. That… That could be a problem."

"Yeah. We don't really want to bring them in, we just want to get them to stop. What they're doing is too risky. I know they probably have good intentions, but if something goes wrong, it could go catastrophically wrong."

Marino looked out the window, which was being splattered with rain. Ethan could tell she was torn about this. "I… I hope you catch her and get her to stop, I suppose." He suspected she wasn't being totally honest about that. "It's gonna be hard, though."

"Eh, I think we're confident," Ethan grinned. "If I could beat you… You got any ideas on who it could be?"

Marino shrugged, turning her head back towards him. "Not a clue. Could be any of my old comrades."

They made small talk until the train came up to Ethan's station. Before he got off his seat, Marino gave him another kiss. "I'll see you at our next date, then, if not sooner?"

"Sure, sounds good. Seeya," Ethan smiled, kissing her back before getting up, and then departing the train.

As he walked down the station steps, he groaned. What was going to come next was going to be hard. He just hoped his suspicions were wrong.

Soon, he got back to his apartment, and settled down for the evening. But only a few hours later, he got a text message.

She contacted me tonight. She wants to hit Tau Enterprises. Beyond that, it's up to you. - Spider

He texted back. Gotcha. We'll catch her.

Soon, Ayane texted him. Looks like we're skipping training tomorrow to stake out Tau. You in?

Ethan took a deep breath, but kept texting. Yeah. I'm in. Let's do this.



A/N: Next chapter will be the arc's climax, followed by an epilogue.
 
Chapter 30: The Pleasant Phantom Thief (X)
Chapter 30: The Pleasant Phantom Thief (X)

Orion looked down at his phone nervously, standing right outside the dorms, seeing his mother on his contacts list.

He decided Mom would be the best choice to call first, he wasn't entirely sure how his father would react to what he was about to ask them. But even now, he still had second thoughts. All of this was incredibly scary. It was a huge change for him, after all.

But he pressed on anyway. He couldn't go on without at least asking. He opened his mother's contact details, and pressed the call button, holding the phone up to his ear.

The phone rang for several anxious seconds.

"Hi, Orion!" His mother said over the line, her cheerfulness partially alleviating his stress. It was just so good to hear from her again.

"Hi, Mom."

"How are you, sweetie? You sound nervous, is everything alright?"

He bit his lip, taking a deep breath. "I'm… Going through some things, Mom. I had some… Experiences recently, and I've been experimenting with how I look. Oh geez, it's hard to explain-"

"-sweetie. I think I get the gist of it. Take it slow. I've got all the time in the world to listen."

Orion took deep breaths, leaning against the wall of the building. "R-Right. I think I might be genderfluid or… Intersex, I guess? I've been trying a more… Feminine look…"

He heard a sigh over the line. "Ah. That would partially explain why those bullies sexually harassing you the other day."

He froze. "You… You knew?"

"Sweetie, of course we knew. The school called your father and I that very same day. Thankfully you've got your sister and supportive friends, otherwise we would've dropped everything and went over there immediately. What happened absolutely was not your fault. I experienced my fair share of sexual harassment when I was in high school, and… It's not the first time I've heard of a boy pressured by other boys to transition for reprehensible reasons. I'm glad those two got suspended."

"Mom…"

"But back on track. Are you still wearing that look?"

"Y-Yeah."

"I'd like to see it."

"Sure, one mo." Her tone was a curious one rather than anything remotely negative, so Orion went into the camera app, snapped a selfie, and sent it to her. "Um… Sent it to you now."

He waited a few moments anxiously.

"Oh my cod. Orion, you're absolutely adorable," she said with a delighted squeal. "It reminds me of what I tried to do when I was in school!"

That genuinely surprised him. "Huh?"

"The slicked back look with the side tentacles, I was doing that exact same look for a while! Looks like you got that from me, too. I love it."

Suddenly the weight on him felt so, so much lighter. It was an absolute relief. "Thanks, Mom. You don't know how much it makes me happy to hear you say that."

"Well, if you're calling me about that… What do you mean, 'intersex'?"

"I… Well… I guess a feminine body with both sets of… You know."

"Ah, I see. How did you decide that was what you wanted?"

"It's… A long story. Not sure this is a good time to tell you."

"That's okay, you can tell me next weekend when your father and I are visiting." There was an awkward pause. "Oh, right, we haven't let you and Artemis know about that, have we?"

"N-No, it's okay, we don't have anything going on then, I'd be super happy if you came," Orion smiled. Being able to see his parents again was something that'd make both him and Artemis very happy indeed. "We'll talk about it then. I promise."

"Okay, I'll hold you to that, Orion. So, let me guess, you're calling because you want to undergo physical therapy treatment and you need the permission of your father and I before you can do that, is that right?"

"Yeah. Is… That okay?"

"Sweetie. Of course it'd be okay. Anything that might make you a brighter person, I will fully support."

"And what about Dad?"

"Oh, right. Give me a minute." He could hear her voice being more distant as she called out to his father, "darling, Orion's calling!"

About a minute or two passed as Orion waited.

And then he heard a slightly gruff male voice on the other end. "Hey, son."

"H-Hi, Dad."

"I'll get straight to the point. Don't worry about our permission, just go to the doctor and we'll get it sorted. I'm proud of you for taking the initiative, especially when it comes to doing something like this. This is a big choice that'll affect your future, but you already know that."

"You don't mind what I might decide to do?"

"As long as you ain't hurtin' anyone else, lad, I'll respect any decision you make. It's your body, your life. We'll always be family, even if you're my son or daughter or whatever. If this'll make you a stronger, happier person, that's good."

He found himself noticing his cheeks getting wet. When did he start crying? He sniffed, "thanks, Dad."

"But I would like to know what exactly you've been getting up to lately. We've been hearing concerning things from Inkopolis. I hope you'll be able to be honest with us when we come by next weekend, understood?"

Honestly? It was probably high time that his parents knew the whole story. He took a deep breath. "Yeah. I'll tell you everything, I promise. I'm not sure you'll like all of it, but… The last month has been more than a little crazy."

His dad laughed. "Can't be crazier than shoving a Sting Ray down a King Salmonid's gullet and pulling the trigger."

"You'd be surprised. It's… One wild story."

"Well, then. I'm looking damn forward to hearing it. Hope the therapy goes well. Later, squiddo."

"Later, Dad."

Then his mother was back on the line. "When are you having the appointment?"

"Today. I've got friends who managed to hook me up with a big-time doctor at the university hospital - Professor Gaudile, a platypus. Again, long story."

"Alright, as long as he's legit and qualified it should be fine. Call us back when you need to, sweetie, and say hello to Artemis for us. Have a good day!"

"Bye, Mom," Orion smiled, wiping his tears as he hung up, heading for his dorm.

Honestly, it was a good thing training was cancelled today, it meant he could get this appointment done as soon as possible.

❖​

"Are you sure you won't be needing me for this?" Merga asked as the trio hung out at a table in the Square.

"You'll probably stand out too much and potentially spook the thief," Ayane replied both elbows on the table. "Ethan and I can handle this on our own."

"Understood, but feel free to call me if she starts getting away. I can catch her," Merga nodded. "So. What's the plan?"

"She usually hits her target the night after getting her info from Spider," Ethan explained, "always after close of business. It's a solid gameplan, it'd be suicide to go in when people are still working, so we've got plenty of time before we need to set up. We'll be staking out in positions with good visibility of two sides of the building each, and Ciel will have a few drones hovering over the building that'll detect any movement in the air or on the rooftop. We'll try to intercept her before she enters the building, but if we can't, we'll just wait for her to leave and then intercept her then."

Ayane nodded. "Exactly. With our grappling hooks, we should be able to catch up to her. And with one of us directly pursuing and the other super-jumping ahead, we should be able to continuously cut her off until she makes a mistake and we catch her."

"And what will you do if you do indeed apprehend her?" said Merga, crossing her arms.

"We're not going to turn her in. We're going to convince her to stop putting herself and the reputation of all Octolings at risk with her heists," said Ethan. "I just hope she has the sense to listen."

"And… You're just going to hang out until then?"

"Not much else to do until nightfall," Ayane shrugged. "Hope you don't mind."

Merga blinked, and then chuckled, "not at all. It's not something I'm used to doing just between the three of us."

As much as Ethan wanted to really enjoy this? The tension of what was going to happen was still at the back of his mind. He hoped he was wrong. That he was dead wrong. Otherwise what was going to happen would be so, so much harder.

❖​

Orion knew his dorm-mates would be accompanying him to the hospital, and X would be waiting, but his sister and her dorm-mates as well was a bit of a surprise. But Artemis assured him that they were all there to support him. Also, there was another good reason for them to come - Professor Gaudile was handling the de-sanitisation of Ahato, so it would be nice to finally meet her.

X was waiting in the lobby, and lead them all up to the private hospital room where Orion would be having his appointment. Cinnamon cheerfully welcomed them, though even she was surprised by the large group, as was the Professor himself. Ahato could wait until the matter of Orion's therapy was sorted.

"I've already contacted your parents and handled the relevant paperwork for their consent, so that's no problem," Professor Gaudile said, showing a copy of the relevant form, "let's discuss your long-term treatment."

"Um… Sure. I guess you mean more than just the regular physical therapy?" Orion asked, as he sat down on a provided chair.

"Correct. From what I understand, you wish to transition to a non-binary sexual identity," Gaudile nodded. "That is somewhat more complicated than a standard transition surgical procedure. However, the data and samples from the fusions has been enormously helpful in potentially paving the way towards alternative treatments that might make transitioning much simpler for Inklings and Octolings."

That actually seemed to perk up Artemis' interest significantly. "Oh, howso?"

"How do you think Inklings and Octolings are able to maintain a duality of consistent forms when changing, as opposed to, say, the bipedal form being completely different each time, nevermind keeping clothing and equipment intact? The simple answer is that the body stores a set of instructions, essentially 'transformation memory', that allow it to know the exact specifications of the form you wish to switch to," Gaudile explained, showing some slides on the computer by him. "The physical therapy involves the gradual and careful alterations of these instructions to alter the bipedal form. While most characteristics can be altered, even in swim form you still retain your sex organs (even if they're not normally visible), and thus that isn't included in the memory for shapeshifting, which is why normally it's impossible for this kind of physical therapy to alter them."

"So how do the fusions help?" Orion asked.

Cinnamon chimed in, "because we discovered that both Diana and Artris' genetic 'transformation memory' includes genetic information not normally included in singular Inkling or Octoling sequences… Including sexual organs. The Professor has theorised that it might be possible to append that information onto your 'transformation memory' sequence, allowing the alteration of biological sex through shapeshifting."

Just as everyone else started chattering excitedly, Gaudile raised a finger. "Before you get too excited, of course, this is little more than conjecture. For all we know the genetic information could do absolutely nothing, or worse, cause negative side effects in non-fused cephalopods. Orion, what I'm saying is that you'd be exposed to a fully experimental treatment, and I can't be certain of what the results would be until it is done. Which is why I recommend starting with a more traditional physical therapy treatment first - doing all of it at the same time may introduce too many variables at once that may cause side-effects. Understood?"

While the explanation did damper Orion's expectations somewhat, he nodded. "Yes, I understand, Professor. I still want to go through with it, but I'll do the regular therapy first."

Gaudile smiled, and turned to the computer, opening up some kind of program that showed a virtual representation of an Inkling. Connected to the computer was some kind of high-tech band, which he handed to Orion. "Please put this around your neck."

Orion stretched out the band, which was just stretchy enough to allow him to put his head through it, and he let it go around his neck. It was thankfully not too tight as to be uncomfortable. "What's it do?"

"You'll see. Try transforming."

Orion nodded, and transformed on the spot, noticing that the band didn't change, instead wrapped around his swim form body. He changed back, and it was back to being on his neck. "It doesn't change…"

"Exactly, otherwise it'd be unable to perform its function," Gaudile remarked, as the program was suddenly filled with information, and the Inkling on screen changed into an identical copy of Orion. "It not only records your 'transformation memory', but it will also facilitate the physical therapy process."

"Now this takes me back," Karlene smiled, "I used an older model of one of these. It works pretty well."

Koji nodded, "now you just make adjustments in the program until you get the kind of body you want."

Gaudile moved aside to allow Orion access to the computer mouse, and Orion got up, starting to make adjustments. It was hard to believe that he was able to decide all of this for himself. He recalled seeing Diana in the mirror, and used that as the basis for what he was aiming for.

When he got to the chest, he froze, recalling Butch and Shinji's jeering, and the nightmare. He had been thinking about what he wanted, and the reality was… He really did wanted to be cute and, well, sexy. There wasn't anything wrong with that, was there? But was it worth being looked at like-

"Ori. Choose what you want to be, not what other people want you to be," Axl said, putting his hands on Orion's shoulders. "It's okay."

"Thanks, Axl," Orion said softly, as he put the settings in. No more doubting himself, it was now or never.

Artemis looked over his shoulder, and whistled. "Geez! You're gonna be super cute when the therapy is over. Why doesn't everyone just do this?"

"Because it's mostly limited to adults and juveniles undergoing any kind of gender transition process," Cinnamon said. "Also, the tech's expensive, so…"

Orion winced. "I'll try not to break it."

"Don't worry, it's covered. I run a company with shockingly deep coffers, now," X chuckled, "when it comes to helping my friends, money's no object."

Gaudile uploaded the settings to the device, and unplugged it. "There we go. Keep that band on your neck as much as possible. You might feel a slight sensation at first, but I believe most people become easily accustomed to it. It will adjust your 'transformation memory' over time towards the settings you specified. I suggest you transform regularly each day. It should be safe for use in ink battles, but I wouldn't recommend wearing it while taking a bath or shower."

"How long will the process take?" Orion asked.

"With this model? Approximately about a week," Gaudile said. "But it's best to wear it for about a fortnight to ensure the changes stick. After that, come back to me and we'll discuss next steps."

"Thank you, Professor, for taking the time to help me," Orion smiled, "I imagine you've got a pretty busy schedule…"

"It's fine, things aren't so hectic at this time of day," Gaudile smiled back.

"Oh… So you're X's friends as well…"

Orion turned to the hospital bed - he had practically forgotten about Ahato, who had woken up. She was still very much partially sanitised, but over half of it was now gone. She looked weak, but she was smiling.

"Oh, Ahato! It's so nice to meet you at last!" Iris came to her side, smiling widely. "How're you feeling?"

"Better. Still got a long way to go, but… Getting better," said Ahato. "Iris… I never thought we'd meet like this. You didn't know me, but I knew about you, and I wanted to meet you. You seemed so scary when you were a colonel, but now…"

"Wait, you wanted to meet me?" Iris blinked.

"Yes… I imagine you didn't know, but… I'm your cousin. On your father's side."

Iris gasped, as did half the people in the room. Orion figured her family must've been more complicated than he realised, considering nobility politics were involved.

"That's great, Iris! You've got family here!" Artemis grinned.

Iris was actually tearing up. "I thought I left all my family behind when I went to the surface… But now… Oh, right… This is Artemis, my girlfriend," she said, gesturing to her.

"Yo! Nice to meet ya, Ahato!"

"N-Nice to meet you too," Ahato said. "I know you all came to support Orion, but… Thank you for coming to see me, too."

"Nah, it's alright, we would've come to see you when you were ready," Axl smiled. "Orion's appointment was just a good excuse."

Orion honestly felt a bit guilty. He felt like what was going through was small potatoes compared to what Ahato had suffered. Having her very free will taken away and basically enslaved…

Ahato seemed to notice his expression, and smiled to him, saying as if she read his mind, "you don't need to feel guilty, Orion. You deserve to get help for your problems, too."

"How did you-nevermind," he said, coming over to her, putting his hands on the side of the bed, "you're literally bedridden. You were robbed of your free will and memories."

"I appreciate you putting my problems above yours, but it's okay. At the end of the day, it's all about the two of us becoming the people we really want to be, right? I was never cut out for being a soldier, but I wanted to become a DJ who could make music people would love, and I knew the surface was where I could do that. And through having the body you want to have, you want to be a stronger, more confident person, right?" Ahato took his hand, with a weak chuckle, "it's partly because of you and your friends that I'm here, and free. So I know you deserve to be free and happy, too."

Orion smiled back, putting his other hand on hers. "Thanks, Ahato. I hope you make a full recovery. I really want to hear the kinds of music you'll make here on the surface."

She grinned, "me too. When I'm back to my old self, I'm going to rock Inkopolis like nothing it's ever seen before."

❖​

Ethan was so freaking bored.

Turns out a stakeout at night in questionable weather conditions wasn't as thrilling as one might expect - in fact it was actually rather dull. Ethan was sitting under a dark blue tent at the top of a building, with a full view of two sides of the Tau Enterprises building. Ayane was on the opposite side, doing the same. The tent would not only keep any rain off but also be difficult to spot in the dark. Fortunately, skies were clear for the time being. The drones in the sky above were being operated by none other than Mega Water S.

But they needed to keep an eye out for the entire night. And for all they knew, the thief might not even show up, which would render this whole exercise a massive waste of time. Part of Ethan was hoping that would be the case.

"Heads up, the drones are detecting movement around the outside of the building. Looks like our thief has finally arrived," said Mega Water S.

Well, carp. So much for that hope. Ethan took a look through his binoculars, and with the sky as a backdrop, he could barely make out the thief zipping towards the side of the building with the Zipcaster. "Copy that, I see her."

They had already looked at the building for potential entry points, and the only viable entrance was through getting into the ventilation system at the top of the building. Indeed, she was making her way up towards the top.

"Alright, wait for her to get up there and then we super-jump," Ayane said. "It's our best shot to corner her."

"Right," Ethan said, grabbing his Hero Roller and making sure his grappling hook was secured to his arm. "Sandy, keep those drones on her. We can't afford to lose her tonight."

Right as the thief went up and over the top, he used his super-jump, rocketing right to the top of the building. A couple of Squid Beakons had been placed there exactly for that purpose.

Ethan and Ayane landed at roughly the same time, startling the thief, who was attempting to open a ventilation shaft. Ethan called out first. "Hey, we just wanna talk-"

Suddenly, she super-jumped away. Ethan swore under his breath as he estimated her trajectory and followed immediately after. She knew. She anticipated we might be staking this place out.

He landed on the same building as her, some distance away, and as expected, she had a Beakon of her own to immediately jump to, and was already trying to make her getaway. He held a hand up to his headset as he broke into a sprint, "she's in my sights, I'm in pursuit!"

"Keep on her, I'll try and catch up and maybe get ahead of her!" Ayane replied.

Time to put the hook to good use. He noticed the thief was more than a little surprised when he successfully hooked onto a spot on the building she was zipping towards, right next to her, and zoomed right over, but she wasted no time getting onto the roof and making a run for it. He leaped up to the top as well, making good use of his Roller to speed up. "Please, stop! I just want to talk!"

It was a frantic, intense pursuit across multiple buildings. She was quick, but so was he, and he was determined to not let her out of his sights. Unfortunately, at this point the rain had picked up again, as if the universe had chosen this specific moment for the dramatic weather.

Eventually, however, the thief simply dived off the other side of the building. As Ethan rushed to see where she went, she launched herself back up, tackling him to the floor and holding an ink dagger to his throat. "Stop. Following. Me."

He found this strangely familiar. But at the same time, it confirmed what he feared was the case. "Not until I talk some sense into you, Marino."

"So you knew." The inky 'suit' melted away, revealing Marino in her modified Octarian gear. "When did you figure it out?"

"I suspected it after chasing you the first time. I'm not the smartest tool in the shed, but it wasn't that hard," Ethan grinned. "Your movements, your agility… Also, your ass. Big giveaway, that one."

"Ugh, you're incorrigible," Marino said, with an amused smirk. "I should've known it'd come to this the moment you told me you were hunting the 'thief'. I know you mean well, Ethan, but I'm not stopping. I've already come too far."

"Marino… Don't make me hurt you."

"Yeah, good luck with that. I've already got you pinned again."

His hand glowed as he focused his ki. "See, that's where you're wrong. I've got a new trick up my sleeve that's perfect for getting me out of this little situation."

Marino blinked, confused, "what on Earth are you-"

"HADOKEN!" He launched a one-handed fireball at her, knocking her right off - it wasn't that strong, but it was enough to get her off him, and he immediately got back onto his feet, gripping his Roller. "See what I-"

A thrown ink dagger slashed his hand, causing him to drop the weapon immediately, and Marino was already in his face, attacking with a second dagger. He stepped back, dodging her strikes, before knocking the blade out of her hand with well-aimed kick.

The pair circled each other, as he took on an Ansatsuken stance, while she took on an Octarian CQC stance. She smirked, "so you know martial arts, too. Is there anything you can't do?"

"Have good luck with women, apparently!" Ethan smirked back, but he warned her, "Marino, just stop. We can talk about this."

"NO!" She rushed him with quick hand strikes, "I have to do this!"

"What do you mean, 'have to?!'" He blocked and deflected the strikes, if barely, countering with quick blows of his own, "you're not making any sense! I want to help you!"

Marino ducked and dodged them. "You can help me by minding your own business! I'm helping people in need by doing this!"

"Maybe, but you're taking on a massive risk!"

"YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?!" Marino swung a flurry of powerful kicks, "but I can't stop now! I have to make up for what I've done!"

And there it is, Ethan thought to himself as he braced himself, blocking the incoming flurry, barely holding up before unleashing a hurricane kick. The multi-hit spinning kick surprised Marino so much that it sent her sprawling. As he landed, he panted, "Marino… I get it. But there are other ways you can-"

Suddenly, she reformed the Zipcaster suit, latching right onto Ethan's chest, and zipping over to him, drop-kicking him before he could react and sending him sprawling as well. "MAKE ME!"

Ethan managed to roll back onto his feet, launching a full Hadoken, "WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN?!"

"It's all about pride! I thought you'd understand!" Marino leaped over the fireball, coming at him with a diving kick.

"Yes, I DO!" He countered with a Shoryuken, knocking her out of the air. As she was sent tumbling to the floor, he landed, panting, "but other people come before my pride! What about the other Octolings? What about your sister?"

Marino groaned, slowly getting back up, but she fell onto one knee. "But all of my training… Everything I've learned as an Octarian soldier… I can't just let that go to waste… I've done too much to just walk away. Not until I've made up for what I've done. To Inkopolis. To you."

"Marino…" Ethan sighed, walking over to her, and getting down onto one knee. "I already forgave you, so you don't need to do anything for me. I think you're being a bit over-dramatic, you haven't done that much harm. Marina seems to be pretty at peace with just living her best life here in Inkopolis. You didn't chose to become a soldier, and neither did she, but…"

Marino sobbed, tears streaming down her face, "I just wanted to put my skills to use to help Inkopolis… But without anyone bad to fight, the only thing I could do was be a thief…"

"I think you've done enough thieving to give back to Inkopolis as it is. Sooner or later the cops will really get serious about catching you, and then… Look, it's okay to stop before it gets to that point," he smiled, sitting down next to her. "Nobody else has to know. Especially not Marina. Maybe you could join the New Squidbeak Splatoon or something, we could use someone like you."

Marino was on both knees, not saying a word as she cried. Ethan just hugged her. Her crying was drowned out by the sound of the rain.

But soon, she wiped her tears. "You're right. I can't keep doing this. If I get caught… I don't want to know how disappointed Marina would be with me."

"Just go home, Marino," Ethan smiled, "we can talk more tomorrow."

"Yeah, if we stay out here you'll both catch a cold," Ayane said dryly as she and Merga walked over. "Nice work, Ethan. Well, squit, now I feel bad for getting on her case."

"How long have you two been standing there?" Ethan chuckled, as he let go of Marino.

"For a while. That was a good fight, shame we couldn't join in, but then again, that wouldn't have been fun," Merga shrugged. "So I suppose this matter is finally resolved, then?"

"I… Yes. I promise I'll stop stealing from now on," Marino said, as she got up, and picked up her daggers. "I have a lot to think about."

As she super-jumped away, Ethan sighed, "that was even harder to do that I thought it'd be."

"Go home, Ethan. We'll debrief tomorrow," Ayane said, as she and Merga teleported out.

"Oh, geez, go home in the pouring rain, sure…" Ethan chuckled, as he picked up his Roller and got moving.

❖​

Ethan was settled back in to his apartment, relaxing as he watched TV, wearing only a simple shirt and shorts. It wasn't going to be long before he went to bed. This had been one shell of a night.

And then someone knocked on the balcony door.

He turned, to see Marino standing there, with a wave and a smile.

Ethan got up, going over to unlock the door, opening it, "Marino, what are you-"

Marino just responded by planting a kiss right on his lips, pushing him back and closing the door behind them. She quickly broke the kiss, smiling, "thank you. I'm sorry for making so much trouble for you and Ayane."

"Hey, don't sweat it," he smiled, putting his arms around her waist, "but geez, coming over like this, you're completely soaked."

"Well, not like I plan to wear this for much longer."

Ethan had no idea what she meant until she started taking off her clothes, leaving her wearing only a sports bra and underwear. His eyes widened, face completely flushed. "Wait, what are you-"

She kissed him again, pushing him right over towards the bedroom and right onto the bed, shoving him onto his back and getting on top with a sultry smile. "You have a lot to learn about romance, lover boy. Fortunately…" She pulled something out of her cleavage - a strip of flat, white packets, "I'm in the mood for a private lesson, free of charge."

Oh.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

He decided not to question where and when she bought those, and grinned, "well, Miss Ida, I'm ready to learn~"

They embraced for another kiss.

Tonight was, to put it lightly, one of extremes. But right now, Ethan was more than happy that it turned out well for everyone… And he was more than happy to enjoy his 'reward' at the end of it.
 
Chapter 31: The Pleasant Phantom Thief (Epilogue)
A/N: Sorry for being a week late, the past two weeks have been busy as all hell, and also this week has been a mess with my desktop PC failing to start up after installing a new cooler. My brother and I nearly concluded that the motherboard was fried. Dodged a bullet there, really.



Chapter 31: The Pleasant Phantom Thief (Epilogue)

Ethan blinked as he registered light streaming through the windows. He looked at his clock - it was 9 in the morning. Must've forgotten to set his alarm that morning. Then again, it was the weekend, so it wasn't a big deal. Still, something must've got him occupied for him to-

"Mmm…" He felt something snuggle up against him. Oh, right. Marino. Both of them were naked under the sheets. He was still trying to process what just happened, but… Eh, who was he kidding? Absolutely worth it.

He kissed her on the forehead, wrapping her arms around her. "Wake up, babe. It's morning."

Marino yawned as she opened her eyes, and smiled when his face was the first thing she saw. "Morning, handsome. You look pretty pleased with yourself."

"Kinda hard not to be when I just lost my virginity to a bombshell like you," he grinned.

"Oh, behave~" Marino grinned back, tracing hearts on his chest. "You're inexperienced, but pretty good in bed regardless. I think I'm gonna enjoy having you around as my lover."

"Likewise. So… What now? You're retiring as the phantom thief, and only myself, Ayane and Merga know about it," said Ethan, snuggling up with her.

"Actually Cinnamon knows as well. Who else do you think I'm getting my info on medical corps to raid from? But she has been kinda worried about my work, so she'll be happy to know I'm stopping here," Marino said, snuggling up with him. Ethan felt a delighted shiver when her chest pressed against him. He felt like he had hit the jackpot. But he didn't feel much in the mood to be more intimate than that, he just wanted to snuggle with her.

"So nobody else needs to know, then? Good," Ethan smiled. "After all this… I really hope this works out. If it doesn't, Ayane isn't gonna let me hear the end of it."

"Well, then, let's show her we can make this work," Marino giggled, and kissed him on the lips. He eagerly pressed into the kiss. Over a minute passed before they broke. "I… I think I love you, Ethan."

"I love you too, Marino. And I don't want to ever stop loving you," Ethan said, caressing her cheek. He couldn't be more honest with her about his feelings.

They stared into each other's eyes, before they kissed again.

❖​

A week later. Saturday morning.

Orion stared into the bathroom mirror after transforming for the first time that morning. The changes had been gradual over the course of the week, but now… Well, he was significantly less recognisable than he was a week ago. He hadn't changed his hairstyle, but the slightly more feminine face, the noticeable chest and wide hips… Most people definitely would think he was a girl at this point, no question about it. This was roughly the body shape he had chosen for himself, without a doubt.

Thank goodness his pants were stretchy, otherwise he'd need new ones. Turns out he neglected to consider how the change in his hips and legs would potentially require him to get a new set of pants. At least he had gotten himself a bra.

He did have doubts, and he still had nightmares. He was doubting whether this was truly right for him, or whether he'd be preyed upon like he was before, and not just by the two bullies. He couldn't deny he had chosen a pretty attractive figure. But it was roughly in line with what he had as Diana, and he could always change it again if he felt it wasn't right.

But right now, aside from those issues? It was still an enormous step up from how he was before. He knew without a doubt that he didn't want to go back to how his body used to be. He did a twirl, smiling to himself. Who cared what other people thought? He liked being cute. He liked looking, well, sexy. He just liked having a womanly body while still being a dude.

There was a knock on the bathroom door. Koji called out, "Ori, your dad's here."

Oh. Oh boy. Time for the moment of truth, he supposed.

"Be right there," he said, getting fully dressed and heading out.

Waiting at the front door was his father - a good six foot tall, well-built, brown eyes, and an impressive bushy moustache. Orion stiffened up as soon as he saw him. "H-Hi, Dad."

His father looked him over, came over, and smiled, ruffling his hair, "how're you doin', squiddo? Your new body feelin' right?"

The familiar, affectionate gesture put Orion at ease, and he loosened up. There was no way that would foreshadow anything bad. "I'm doing good. I… I feel good. I've never felt more comfortable in my own skin."

"And that's all that matters. I'm happy for you, Ori."

Orion noticed Axl coming up, looking a little nervous. "Uh… Nice to meet you, Mr. Delos. I'm Axl Slade, Orion's new dorm-mate."

"Is that right? Interesting look you got there, boy. And don't call me Mr. Delos, I'm not your teacher or your boss. Just call me Actaeon," Orion's father chuckled, shaking hands with Axl. "Thank you boys for continuing to look out for my son."

"You're welcome, sir," Liam said, "Ori's our friend and teammate. And we've been supporting him through thick and thin."

"Good to hear. We'll have plenty of time to hang with you boys later, we need to go meet up with Artemis and my wife," Actaeon chuckled, putting a hand on Orion's shoulder.

"Yeah, I'll see you guys later," Orion smiled.

"Have fun, my dude," Axl grinned, extending his hand for a fist-bump.

Orion decided to go one further, reciprocating the bump, before going right up to him, getting on the tips of his toes and kissing him on the lips.

He turned around, more than satisfied with Axl's jaw hitting the floor, leaving with his amused father as Liam and Koji laughed, joking about how it was "about time it happened"…

❖​

When Artemis heard the knocking on the dorm door, she eagerly rushed to open it, immediately recognising who was waiting for her. "Hi, Mom!"

"Artemis~!" Her mother picked her up into a tight hug. She shared the same blue eyes as her daughter, but had longer hair. "Goodness, you're heavier than before!"

"I've been working out, Mom," Artemis giggled as she hugged back. "There's a really good gym near the Square that I've been going to lately."

"I can tell!" Her mother let her go, looking at her arms, "not a lot of change, but I'm sure those muscles will really start to show if you keep at it."

"Uh, hi, Mrs. Delos," Iris said, coming up, "it's nice to meet you-"

Artemis' mother hugged her too, "and you must be Iris! My daughter just can't stop talking about you. Just call me 'Callisto', dear."

"O-Of course, Mrs. Callisto," Iris said with an 'eep'.

"Sorry, Iris can be rather formal, especially when she's being shy," Artemis giggled, kissing her girlfriend on the cheek.

Iris smiled softly, as Callisto let go of her. "We haven't been dating long, but I do believe it's going fairly well."

"Considering Artemis can't stop talking about how wonderful you are, I'm pretty sure that was obvious," Callisto winked.

"Moooooom…" Artemis blushed. Granted, it was true, but she didn't need to blurt it out in front of her girlfriend like that.

"Iris, you can relax around Callisto, she's really cool," Karlene chuckled, coming over, "she used to be a pro back in the day, mained a Charger like Ori does, taught him how to snipe."

"So you're retired?" Iris blinked.

"Well, sort of. I do sometimes get back into ink battling, especially now that I don't have two troublesome kids to take care of around the house, but you could say that," Callisto remarked, brushing aside her hair. "How's the team performing lately?"

"We went up a couple ranks recently!" said Hinata with a wide grin. "So did Liam's team, too!"

"Wonderful! Perhaps I should watch some of your recent matches," Callisto said with a delighted glint in her eye.

"You should, Artemis rolled off Moray Towers. Again," Iris giggled.

And now Artemis wanted to crawl into a hole and die of sheer embarrassment. She coughed, protesting, "I'm getting better at not doing that…"

"Yes, but you're still rolling off! I wonder what the Artemis Factopedia tally is now."

"That's my reckless daughter for you," Callisto shook her head with a chuckle. "Good grief… What's this about an 'Artemis Factopedia'?"

"One of our friends is keeping tabs on her stats for fun," Karlene said.

"One of your friends?"

"Long story."

"No need to hide it, Karlene, it's Marie," Artemis said. She and Orion were planning to tell their parents everything anyway. "She's the one keeping tabs."

"Marie? You mean from the Squid Sisters?" Callisto blinked.

"The same! She's actually really cool," Hinata nodded eagerly.

"Again, long story, but I guess Artemis is planning to tell it," Karlene nodded to her.

Artemis nodded back. "We'll be meeting up with her and Callie today, actually. Trust me, we've got a lot of explaining to do."

"I do hope so, there has been concerning news from Inkopolis that we'd like some explanations for," Callisto said. "At any rate, we best be going, otherwise we'll keep Orion and my husband waiting. We'll hang out later, girls."

"Okay, have fun!" Iris smiled.

As Artemis and Callisto headed down the hall towards the stairs, Callisto remarked to Artemis something that nearly made her freeze. "Your girlfriend's an Octoling? You didn't tell me about that."

"You… You knew?" Artemis blinked, looking at her.

"Your great-grandfather had a bunch of old war photos, including some of him with Octarian prisoners. I think you might've seen them before, but that would've been a long time ago," Callisto said wistfully. "Such a shame he's not around anymore. I've heard a bunch of 'Inklings with strange hairdos' have been appearing in Inkopolis lately. I'm guessing they're all Octolings."

"Yeah. They're all refugees from the Octarian Empire who just want to live a new life in Inkopolis. Iris is one of them," Artemis nodded. "She's a good girl, really. Would you believe she was a Colonel in the army?"

"Really? Someone so young? Goodness."

As they headed towards the school entrance, waiting for them was her father and Orion. Artemis grinned, as she hugged Actaeon, "DAD!"

"There's my little girl!" Actaeon laughed, hugging her back. "You've been working out, I see!"

"H-Hi Mom," Orion blushed.

"Oh my gosh, Ori, you're so adorable!" Callisto squealed in delight, hugging him and kissing him on the cheek. "This new look really suits you."

"Thanks, Mom. I feel really good with this body," Orion smiled, returning the gesture in kind. "I've been adjusting, but… I don't want to go back to the way I used to be."

Artemis couldn't feel any happier for her little brother, and it was obvious their mother felt the same way.

"Alright, I believe you two had somewhere you wanted to take us?" Actaeon asked.

Artemis nodded. "Yeah. We've got something important to go and people to meet."

❖​

While their parents were slightly wary of entering some random manhole in the Square, they followed their son and daughter to Tentakeel Outpost.

As Orion expected, waiting there were X, Marie, Callie and Cap'n Cuttlefish. He cleared his throat, waiting for his parents to stop looking around in surprise and awe before introducing them, "welcome to Tentakeel Outpost in Octo Canyon. We'd like to introduce you to the Squid Sisters, Callie and Marie, X, and Cap'n Craig Cuttlefish of the New Squidbeak Splatoon."

"Well, I'll be. Gramps mentioned you in his old war stories, didn't think you'd still be kicking around, old timer," Actaeon said, looking over the Cap'n.

"Heh, ol' Chiron? Yeah, he was a good soldier. I'm sorry to hear he's not around anymore," Cap'n Cuttlefish nodded, with some sadness and nostalgia in his voice.

"And you're the human-era robot walking around Inkopolis," Callisto said. "How'd you end up associating with our kids?"

"They woke me up, that's how," X remarked, walking over and shaking their hands, "X, last creation of Dr. Thomas Light, and CEO of Arcadia Corporation. Long story."

"It's nice to meet you two at last. Ori told me you taught him to snipe, Mrs. Delos," Marie remarked. "I've been helping teach both your kids how to snipe better."

"And why would one of the Squid Sisters be personally tutoring our kids?" Actaeon asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh boy, here comes the awkward part," Callie sighed. Orion couldn't blame her, really.

Artemis sighed, taking a deep breath. "Mom, Dad… For over a month, now, we've been part of a semi-clandestine group called the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Marie recruited us."

Orion nodded. "We've been fighting Octarian insurgents, among… Other things. They stole the Great Zapfish, and we fought to get it back. Our teammates are involved, too. I'm Agent 6, and Artemis is Agent 5."

There was a moment of silence.

"So those movies aren't just fiction, then," Callisto said. "We heard about the attack in the Square. Despite all assurances, we suspected it wasn't just a publicity stunt. It was real, wasn't it?"

Orion nodded. "Yeah. We got caught off-guard. Again, long story."

Actaeon crossed his arms, and nodded. "Alright. We want to know the full story."

Everyone sat down, and the full story was told - the battles in Octo Canyon, awakening X, the Deepsea Metro and Wily's robots, and more recently, the mess involving Tartar and Quint. Both parents listened to the whole thing, without interruption.

Actaeon sighed, leaning back. "So our kids have been getting themselves into dangerous stuff without us knowing…"

Artemis winced, looking down. "Sorry. But-"

"-you should've informed us at the first opportunity," Actaeon said sternly. Orion froze. That tone meant he was about to read them the riot act, and Orion braced himself for it. "I'm not happy with either of you for getting involved in this without our knowledge or permission. And you, Miss Cuttlefish, should've known better, too."

Marie said nothing, her grip tightening around her parasol handle.

Artemis got up, "Dad, hold on-"

"Artemis. Sweetie. Let him finish," Callisto said, raising a hand.

"Yes Mom," said Artemis, sitting back down.

"I'm also not happy that your activities got you in danger and you both nearly died multiple times," Actaeon said. "I think I'm correct to say that your mother and I agree on these points. We're disappointed in you both in that regard."

Orion felt a huge surge of dread at the pit of his stomach.

"You should've called and told us what was going on. We would've come and helped."

That completely blindsided Orion. "Dad?"

"Sure, ideally the proper authorities should've gotten involved, but I think your father and I would've been more than happy to drop everything to come help save the Great Zapfish, and make sure you two didn't get in too over your heads," Callisto remarked. "We don't approve of the fact that you got involved without our knowledge, but what you did was brave and without a doubt heroic. Your great-grandfather, if he were still alive, would be incredibly proud of you. And, frankly, I suppose it's no surprise that you two would get yourselves involved in something like this."

Actaeon nodded. "We're faulting you for how you went about it, but what you ultimately did was the right thing. You saved a lot of lives - in fact, you saved the world. Twice. That's more than commendable. So we're proud of you both. We just wish you told us sooner."

Orion felt some relief, but he also felt he needed to apologise regardless, nodding in agreement. "You're right, we should've. I'll apologise for that, but I won't apologise for putting our lives on the line to protect Inkopolis and the whole world."

Artemis nodded as well. "Same here."

"That's exactly what we'd expect from you two," Callisto smiled. She turned to Marie, "I don't exactly approve of you recruiting children into this group of yours… But thank you for watching over our son and daughter, all the same."

"They signed on of their own accord and I gave them several explicit chances to back out," Marie chuckled. "They're good agents, and good kids. Like shell I'd let anything happen to them on my watch. But it's X you should be thanking the most, he's saved their skins multiple times."

"Honestly I think we're kinda even at this point," said X. "I potentially wouldn't be here without them, and they and Marie are my first friends."

"I also owe them for helping saving me from, well, the whole brainwashing thing," Callie giggled.

"There's a lot they can be thanked for, but the long and short of it is that they're excellent agents, and their bravery can't be understated," said Cap'n Cuttlefish. "As long as their hearts are in the right place, they're always welcome in the New Squidbeak Splatoon, and it warms my heart to hear your approval."

"Just keep us in the loop from now on, arright?" Actaeon said. "And try not to take unnecessary risks. Fight smarter, not harder. You've got a whole team behind you, after all."

"Thanks, Dad, we'll try," Artemis smiled, as she got up, and walked over to the new gun safe that had been installed recently next to the regular armoury. "Got something to show you, actually. Marie?"

Marie nodded, unlocking the safe with a code, and it swung open, revealing the weapons taken from the lab. "We confiscated these from an Octarian lab."

"Yer kiddin' me," Actaeon said, getting up and looking at the contents of the safe. "Now, these are interesting…"

"They're human swords and firearms they've managed to restore. Whatcha think?"

"Interesting. Probably should at least take 'em to a range and see how they fare. But until then, keep 'em locked up," Actaeon nodded.

As the safe was locked back up, Artemis continued, "also, we'd like to spend the next semester break at home in Spirulida County, with all of our friends coming with. I promised Iris I'd take her to see the forests an' stuff."

Orion bolted up - he felt energised by the idea. "Oh, that'd be great!"

Callisto giggled, as she stood up as well, "that sounds like a wonderful idea. Wouldn't you agree, honey?"

"Might depend on the conditions in the wild and what we can sort out before the break, but yeah, as long as it's all handled safely, I've got no objections," Actaeon nodded.

"Oooh, that'd be fun! Haven't been out to Spirulida County in a long time, lotsa scenic spots!" Callie grinned. "Definitely way different than Calamari County."

"After the recent crises, I'm down for another vacation," Marie smirked. "And someone's gotta help watch over the kids. Sure, let's do it."

"I haven't gotten out of Inkopolis properly, so that sounds like a terrific idea," X smiled. "I'm in."

Marie turned to him with a grin, "not before I drag you to Calamari County so you can meet my parents."

Orion tried not to laugh his ass off when he saw the colour drain from X's face.

"OH! I nearly forgot! Marie, that kimono of yours is absolutely lovely," Callisto said as she turned to her, "where did you get it?"

"Custom-tailored by someone back home, I've got a matching kimono too," Callie giggled.

"Perhaps I'll have sets made for Artemis and Orion. They'd look absolutely adorable in them!"

Orion wasn't sure what to think about that, until he imagined himself in a kimono, with his new look, and found himself blushing. He would look rather cute in one. And then he imagined Axl in one and he found himself even more flushed.

"Alright, settle down, everyone, we've got plenty of time to make all these plans," Cap'n Cuttlefish chuckled.

"Yeah, you came to hang with your kids, and you don't have all weekend. How about we put the future aside and just make the most of the time you've got now?" X suggested.

Actaeon and Callisto looked to each other, and nodded. Orion and Artemis did the same.

This would be a weekend to remember.
 
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Chapter 32: Unswimmingly (I)
A/N: Alright, fifth arc, let's get into it!

Also, I'm trying to up my music link game somewhat, hopefully trying to add music to as many scenes as I can.



Chapter 32: Unswimmingly (I)

Another two weeks had passed since Actaeon and Callisto had come to visit, which had been a fairly enjoyable time, but after that, life had returned to normalcy.

Or, at least, normal by the standards of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. Because Artemis' weekly routine was now including at least two missions a week and regular patrols of Octo Canyon. Ayane and Ethan had definitely been serious about the agents getting more involved in their duties as part of the team. It was more work than Artemis would've liked, but she signed on for the long haul, too late to complain.

But then on a Saturday morning, the whole team was called in to one of the training arenas for a sudden briefing. Even Callie and Marie were there, and so were X, Zero and Merga.

"Listen up, ladies and gentlemen, we've received intel on some kind of big project being working on by an Octarian scientist in a secret facility here," Ayane said, pointing to a point marked on a map laid out on a table, "we need to infiltrate the facility, find out what it is, and shut it down."

"Must be a big deal if all of us are going," Karlene said. "Do we have any details into what it is?"

"Not really, just a name of the project lead - 'Gate', and whatever it is, we've detected big power spikes whenever the project is being tested," X said. "Also, it'll just be you guys for now. Zero and I will be hanging out at Tentakeel Outpost in case you need backup."

"I'm going to be patrolling the Inkadian coastline to monitor Salmonid activity," said Merga, arms crossed. "If something goes wrong I can always teleport over, but hopefully it won't come to that."

"Gate… He's a high-ranking scientist," Iris mused, rubbing her chin. "He's brilliant, but incredibly ambitious, which got a lot of resentment from his colleagues, from what I could recall. I'd heard reports of potential sabotage of his work when I was still a Colonel. Seems most of his rivals being out of the picture must've allowed him to return to the spotlight with his own projects."

"Gee, sounds like a stable mind," Orion said dryly. He was no longer wearing the neck band, and he seemed to have no real inclination to return to his original body. Artemis couldn't be more happy for him.

"Regardless of who's in charge, the Octarians are developing something we think is pretty dangerous, so that needs to be shut down pronto," said Zero. "The Captain will be monitoring your progress, but we don't have much else in the way of intel, so you'll be going in mostly blind."

"Is that so…" Iris frowned. "I'm going to bring Yamato as a backup weapon. Knowing Gate, he might be working on something to disable ink weapons or something of the sort. So I'd like to have some kind of insurance against that."

Artemis blinked, turning to her. While she had been practising with the sword a bit, Artemis never thought she'd actually consider using it in battle. "Iris… Are you sure? It is, you know, a steel sword…"

Iris nodded, the look in her eyes being surprisingly resolute. "I know, I don't want to hurt people with it, but… The safety of the team comes before that, and if something happens, I want to be somewhat prepared. Colonel agrees with me on this."

That brought to mind one of the other weapons the team had confiscated weeks ago - according to the Octarian research notes, the sword with the motorcycle handle was called 'Red Queen', supposedly owned by a legendary demon hunter. Artemis had been having a bit of fun practising with it herself when she had the chance. She turned to the Captain, "Cap'n, permission for Iris and I to bring along Yamato and Red Queen for this mission?"

The Captain stroked his beard in thought. "Permission granted, but use them only if you need to."

"Yes sir!" Both she and Iris said, saluting.

"Another one of you should probably take the… 'Cypher'? I believe that's what it's called."

"Ciel hasn't gotten around to making it work as intended, but even without power it's still a viable blade, so that should be fine," X said, as he teleported out. He came back with all three weapons in hand. Red Queen and the Cypher now had their own dedicated sheaths, for safety and also for carrying around. "I'm not sure I approve of this, but Iris has a point, we don't know what exactly you guys are walking into."

Artemis took a hold of Red Queen, feeling its weight and heft, briefly admiring the weapon before she slung the sheath over her back. Iris tied Yamato's sheath to her waist. Shell, she looked so cool with that sword.

Karlene chuckled, looking them both over. "Not bad, you two certainly make it work for you."

"I'll take the Cypher," Liam volunteered, "I think I can handle short-ranged weapons well enough."

"You just want to carry it around, Boss, we both know it's a pretty sick weapon," Koji smirked.

"Yeah, so? What of it?" Liam snorted, taking the Cypher and holstering it onto his back as well. Artemis couldn't deny that he looked pretty cool with it.

"Not bad, Boss," Axl chuckled.

"You definitely wear it like a pro already," Hinata giggled.

"Alright, enough, we're wasting time here," Ayane said, refocusing everyone's attention back on her, as she laid out another map, this time with the local terrain around the base and what they knew about the base itself. "We're going to be going in as covertly as possible through the ventilation system once again. Last thing we want is for the Octarians to do something stupid in a panic, so if we can minimise the chance of that, the better. Once we're in, we make our way through the facility, take out the alarms and security system, shut down this project of Gate's, and then arrest the guy. Quick, simple, get out, do what we need to do and then get back out."

"Sounds like a plan," Artemis grinned as she punched her palm, "let's show those jerks a thing or two."

❖​

When the team arrived at their entry point, the reason why the ventilation system was not really monitored became somewhat obvious - the entry-point was not only fortified, it also was hidden under a large pile of rocks arranged to look fairly natural and still allow for decent airflow. Of course, 'was' was the operative word, because both issues were swiftly dealt with by the use of their weapons' energy modes. The whole team was slipping through the vents in single file, with Iris at the front.

Fortunately, the storage room she emerged into was clear of enemies, so she signalled the all clear. "No sign of any enemies, we're clear to move in."

She watched the door, a firm grip on her Octo Saber as the rest of the team came in one at a time. She could consciously feel the light but still noticeable weight of the katana at her left side, and there was a temptation to unleash it on her enemies, something that tore her up inside. She didn't want to inflict harm on anyone, and especially not actively spill blood with an actual blade. And yet she was getting uncomfortably used to unleashing ink-based violence, would she be able to come back from using a steel sword… Or worse, killing someone with it?

"Hey, you alright, babe?" Artemis said in a hushed tone, coming over and kissing her on the cheek. "You look way too tense even for this mission."

"Sorry, I'm just worried that I might be tempted to use Yamato without… Needing to," said Iris. "That I might like using it to hurt people."

Artemis blinked. Then she giggled.

"Artemis…!"

"Sorry, sorry, it's just funny to me, you know? Trying to picture you as some kind of blade-wielding psychopath, I mean. I just don't see it. You're one of the cutest, kindest people I know," Artemis grinned. "You're totally overthinking it. Just focus on the mission, and chances are you'll never need to actually use it."

Before Iris could respond, Ayane interrupted them, also in a hushed tone. "Okay, we're all in. Let's get moving, try to avoid active confrontation until we reach the security room. Let's not mess around, people."

Iris nodded, opening the door and peering out into the corridor. Nobody around, good. She and Artemis dashed out together. They had a general idea of their route, and Iris could read Octarian signs that helped give a better idea of where to go, so it wasn't too hard for them to figure out where the security room was.

The Octarian base was certainly newer, like some of the others they had raided, unlike the domes that had been believed to have been left behind by humans - shiny steel walls and ceilings over polished rocky floors. She had visited bases like this before, but she could tell this had been constructed much more recently. Made her wonder if it had been built explicitly for Gate's experiment, and that made her fear what it might be.

Moving stealthily around the facility with such a large group was, to put it simply, difficult, and Iris found they had a few close shaves, nearly being spotted by Octotroopers or even Octoling soldiers either patrolling or just moving around the base. If they had to splat any of them, that meant the alarms would go off shortly after, and they couldn't afford to do that yet, if they could help it. Also, there were a few security cameras here and there, but they were fairly simple to avoid.

Thankfully, they arrived at the security room without too much trouble, staffed by a couple of bored Octotroopers and an Octoling. Iris jumped the Octoling and pinned her to the floor while covering her mouth, while Axl and Artemis did the same with the Octotroopers, while Ayane plugged in some kind of hacking device that Marina had come up with. Thankfully, they had brought some rope and some cloth for this situation, and the gang got to work tying the trio up and gagging their mouths, before leaving them in the corner, angrily struggling and grunting.

"Marina's doohickey came through for us. Security and alarms are offline," Ayane said, as she unplugged it, the screens showing pop-ups saying as much.

"Nicely done, Agents," said the Cap'n over the comms line. "Now it's just the main objective."

"Okay, good, can we start actually kicking butt now?" Liam asked.

"Let's still be discreet, but yeah, we're double-timing this," Ayane said. "Let's go."

Iris was on point again as the group made their way towards the main lab area. While the group were trying to keep quiet, they were still moving much faster than before, and this meant inevitably they did run right into a few foes.

Iris felt a bit guilty as she splatted an Octoling right after seeing his panic and shock. There were still a lot of Octolings who hadn't been able to understand there was a better way, yet. Why did they have to fight?

However, Axl put a hand on her shoulder, having noticed that she had frozen up right after. "Let's just keep going, Iris."

Iris nodded, and they kept moving. No point thinking about it, and Colonel was urging her to focus on the mission as well.

However, one thing that had stood out to her as they moved was that the Octolings were wearing black bands around their necks. They reminded her of the neck-band Orion had been wearing during his physical therapy, but they clearly weren't the same thing, either. Was it part of Gate's experiment?

Before long, they managed to reach the main lab. It was a large, dome-like room with a huge device in the middle, sparking with electricity - something was stuck into the middle of it, though she wasn't sure what it was, but above it were three rotating emitters that connected to each other and the embedded object via plasma, underneath some kind of rotating turbine.

And then a voice sounded from one of the observation rooms above them. "Ah, the New Squidbeak Splatoon! Welcome! You're just in time for the latest test run!"

Iris looked up towards the observation room, and frowned, seeing an Octoling male in a lab coat. His eyes were blue, and his hairstyle had something of a curved horn look to it with two of his tentacles, with two more acting as sideburns. He was also wearing one of the black neck-bands. "Gate…"

"Nice to see you again, Colonel," Gate chuckled. "Did you honestly think it'd be that easy to make it here entirely undetected? I've got my own methods for spying intruders."

"Too bad you didn't alert the rest of the base, pal, because we're here to wreck your little experiment and arrest you personally," Ethan smirked.

"You're assuming there isn't a silent alarm, and besides… I wouldn't destroy my project while it's in operation. Considering what it does, destroying it might actually do some dreadful things to you!"

Suddenly, the machine whirred up fully, and before anyone could move to destroy it, it unleashed a burst of energy that at first seemed to pass through everyone harmlessly.

Artemis laughed. "Come on, dude, was that all? Looks like your little experiment was just a-" Suddenly, she doubled over, gasping. Parts of her body were starting to fluctuate between solid form and ink. "W-What the…?!"

Whatever Gate did, it wasn't good. Iris could see the same effects happening to herself and the rest of the team, and it was taking everything she had to not double over as well. She didn't feel like she was dying, though, so that was a silver lining, at least, but still... "Oh, no… Everyone, we need to leave! Now!"

"Don't need to tell me twice…" Axl groaned, as everyone bolted for the exit.

Iris could hear Gate's maniacal laughter behind her as she moved. Blast doors were coming down to try and cut them off. "Now, now, where are you going? I'm not going to let you leave that easily! And don't think I haven't forgotten about your robotic friends, either!"

The group had managed to get out of the lab before the first blast door came down, and Iris managed to get past a few more, but her eyes widened as she realised that some of her comrades were being cut off, slowed down by their sudden affliction. She saw Artemis stumble and fall, disappearing behind the last blast door. "AGENT 5!"

"We gotta keep moving!" Karlene groaned, as she ran alongside her. "We need someplace to hide while we wait for this to wear off…"

"R-Right…" Iris looked around the corridor as they ran, and spotted a door to a supply closet. "THERE!"

They barged right in, slamming the door behind them. It wasn't a large closet, and they couldn't see a thing without a light on, but it would work just fine.

Iris groaned as she briefly passed out.

She felt strange when she came to a couple of minutes later, but she was too disoriented to figure out what. "Ugh… What happened…?"

"I'll get the light," Karlene said. Iris heard her fumbling for the light switch. "What the shell happened to my hands…? Okay, there we go-"

The light flashed on. Iris blinked as she noticed that Karlene had in squid form while fumbling for the light, using one of her tentacles. "Agent 9, why are you like that?"

Karlene looked back at Iris, "what do you mean? Why are you in octopus form?"

"I'm not in-" Iris froze. She looked down at herself. Somehow, she had transformed without realising it. "Okay, that's weird…"

She tried changing back. But she couldn't. "Wait… I can't change back."

"Huh?" Karlene blinked, and Iris could tell she was trying to change as well, visibly straining. "Me neither…"

Iris strained herself as much as possible, but somehow, she simply couldn't change back. It didn't take long for her to put two and two together, and panic immediately set in. "Oh cod… That's what Gate was working on! A device that can force Inklings and Octolings into swim form and prevent them from changing back! We're practically defenceless!"

Karlene showed a brief moment of panic herself, but she was suddenly focused, and something seemed to pop right out of her body - her Hero Shot. "Not entirely, it's just gonna be… Harder." She tried manipulating it with her tentacles, using her suckers to hold it and the tip of her tentacle to press the trigger, "yeah, this is still gonna be hard to use, and right now I'm not getting much ink output, so I'll to use the energy shot mode. I bet you'll have a lot more luck using your Octo Saber with those tentacles of yours."

Before she tried to do so, Iris noticed that Yamato was right beside her. Apparently it hadn't integrated with her body when she transformed.

The Octo Saber's energy mode would be too dangerous to use like this, Colonel advised. A normal steel sword would be better.

As much as she hated to admit it, Colonel was right. She took up Yamato with her tentacles, finding a good, solid grip with it. "No, I might hurt myself or you with an energy blade. This sword would be easier to use safely."

"Come in, Agent 8, Agent 9!" The Cap'n said, clearly panicking. "What's going on down there?! That burst messed up communications for a bit there… Why are you holding your weapons in swim form?"

"Things have gone up squit creek, Cap'n, Gate's device has locked us in swim form," Karlene said. Thankfully they didn't need to do anything in particular to actively communicate with him. "We need backup, fast."

"Roger that, you two. Try and reunite with the rest of the squad, I'll get help!"

"Alright, guess our new objective is to reunite with the rest of the gang, make sure nobody gets splatted or captured, and get out," Karlene said. "You okay with using that sword, Agent 8?"

"Yeah. I think so," Iris said, dreading what she'd likely have to do with it shortly…

❖​

X smiled as he looked over the gathering of folks meeting up at the Outpost, just hanging out. While it had originally been supposed to have been just him, Zero, the Squid Sisters and Off The Hook, Callie had invited Ciel, Alia, Layer, Palette and Nana as well, since it was the weekend. Sadly, Marino couldn't come, she was busy with a weekend photoshoot.

"So are the Agents busy with a mission today?" Alia asked. "Must be big if they're doing it on a weekend."

"Yeah, we're waiting around as backup," Zero nodded. "Which is why we're all armoured up and stuff. It's a pretty big mission."

"Can't go wrong with being too prepared. I'm sure it'll be alright, but can't be too careful," Marie nodded.

"We've got a big problem!" Cap'n Cuttlefish stammered, as he threw open the door to the cabin. "The agents are requesting backup!"

X bolted to his feet. Looks like the worst case scenario had come true after all. "What's the problem?"

"Whatever Gate's experiment was, it forced the agents into their swim forms! They can't change back! And Gate said there was a silent alarm, so the whole base is probably on high alert too!"

"Damn, that's not good," Zero frowned.

"Hold on, did you say 'Gate'?" Alia asked, getting up as well.

"Yeah, he's the scientist that the team are tasked with capturing, why?" Callie asked.

"Oh. Oh great," Alia groaned, shaking her head. "Why did it have to be him…"

"He used to be Alia's colleague… And also he's her ex-boyfriend," Palette sighed.

Marina turned to a very confused Pearl. "He's a big-time Octarian scientist. Very ambitious."

Pearl seemed to get the idea immediately. "Oh, okay, mad scientist, got it. Uh, this is a big problem!"

"Zero and I will get down there and back them up," X said, "you ladies stay here and try and work on some kind of countermeasure. Ciel, I'm authorising you to get those new hero suits ready. It might be our best shot at counteracting the experiment."

"Yes sir," Ciel nodded, as she teleported out.

"Be careful, X, Zero," Layer said. "If it's something made by Gate, it's probably more than just a forced transformation."

"Yeah, he's probably got more stuff up his sleeve," Nana nodded.

"Thanks, we'll keep that in mind," Zero nodded. "Come on, X, let's go."

X nodded, and they teleported out. Hopefully this wouldn't get worse before it got better, but he was not counting on it…



A/N: And there's the twist. I came up with this weird idea of "what if the agents were stuck in swim form for some reason" and it resulted in me coming up with this interesting little scenario.

I don't expect it to be as long as previous arcs, but I imagine the pacing is gonna be quick and there's gonna be a lot of action.
 
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Alternate Universe 1 - The Zariman Ten-Zero
A/N: Sorry if you were expecting the next actual chapter, but this was something I had on the brain and I needed to write something about. Consider it a month-late April Fool's joke or something.

This is an "alternate universe" one-shot chapter, focusing on crossing over Splatoon with a different universe entirely - in this case, Warframe. For familiarity, I'm gonna reuse a bunch of existing characters from Inky Future, mostly because I don't plan on doing a full fic of this idea anytime soon, if ever, unfortunately, for various reasons.

Still, enjoy. Next chapter should be out hopefully within the next few days.



Alternate Universe 1 - The Zariman Ten-Zero

Orion stared out the window towards the stars, immersed in the beauty of the cosmos. Light bounced off the rings of Saturn. He wanted to enjoy this sight as much as possible - after all, he might not ever get another chance to see it again once the ship performed its next void jump, which would probably be sooner than scheduled.

He tried to tune out the noise of kids - humans, Inklings and Octolings alike - laughing and playing behind him, either playing Lunaro or Turf War. The Zariman Ten-Zero had a dedicated area for kids recreation which they called the 'Playground', monitored by a Cephalon and a few adults. The fact that the ship had more than enough space to accommodate all the children on board (with multiple playgrounds and arenas) spoke to the sheer enormity of the vessel itself. The Orokin Empire did not build small. In fact, some would say they built many things comically large just because they could.

"Hey, little bro!" His sister's words broke him out of his focus. Artemis was his twin sister, only older than him by fifteen minutes, both of them Inklings, though one could easily mistake them as sisters rather than brother and sister due to Orion's feminine, intersex body. "You're not gonna play with us? You just… Stopped."

Orion shook his head. "Class is gonna be on pretty soon. And I'm betting they've moved up the jump schedule, so we'll be making the jump soon. I just want to admire Saturn for a while before that happens."

"We're gonna build a solar rail when we get to Tau, it's not like we'll be stuck there forever," said Artemis as she sat down by him. "We'll see Sol again."

"I dunno… I get this weird feeling something's gonna go wrong. Some of the adults are up in arms about the long jump."

Artemis smiled, putting her hand on his shoulder. "You worry too much, little bro. And besides, if something does go wrong, it's better you spend your time with friends, right?"

"Well-"

"Children, it's time for class," spoke the voice of Cephalon Jayri across the entire 'playground', "make some time to put an end to whatever games you're playing and start heading to the classrooms, please, you don't want to be late."

"Aw, dang," Artemis sighed, as she stood up, "come on, Ori, let's go."

Orion nodded, and they jogged to catch up with the rest of their class - twenty people of mixed species. The other Inklings were Ethan and Ayane (two of the more senior kids), as well as Karlene, Liam, Hinata and Koji. The Octolings included Artemis' girlfriend Iris, and Orion's boyfriend, Axl. All of them wore similar jumpsuits, though thankfully they were customisation to some degree, including colours, so they weren't all identical.

Still, as they walked down the metal corridors and through the gardens towards the classrooms, Orion couldn't help but notice the golden statues specifically depicting humans. Even if Inklings and Octolings were part of this expedition and treated as equals by many humans on the ship, they were still considered second-class citizens at best by the Orokin, having been the result of genetic engineering experiments.

"We've got Phasics, right?" asked one of the human girls, Zulvela. She had red hair with a ponytail, and brown eyes.

"If the jump schedule moved up again, then maybe not," said another human girl, Jenva. "Nothing about this trip is predictable, considering what the Zariman has outfitted."

The Zariman Ten-Zero was an Orokin colony ship outfitted with an experimental Reliquary drive for Void-Jumps. The plan was for the ship to actually reach the Tau System within an actually reasonable amount of travel time without the need for placing the crew and passengers in stasis.

"Some of the adults are way too eager to jump, some of them aren't," Liam said. "I haven't seen some of them lately."

"This is a massive colony ship, you can sometimes not see someone for days at a time or even a week," Karlene noted.

"I'm worried, though. This trip has been fraught with problems from day one," Iris said, frowning. "The Orokin still went ahead with authorising it even when the agricultural biomes were sabotaged."

"That first week sucked, there was barely any food to go around," groaned one of the human boys, Mathon.

"I think something's gonna go wrong," Orion said. "This is way too experimental."

Axl put his arm around Orion's waist. The feeling of Axl by his side was definitely was comforting. "It'll be okay. We'll get through it somehow. This ship's been reinforced to hell and back."

That's when a few notable figures passed them by on the way to class. Orion recognised Callie and Marie, the up and coming Inkling 'idol' duo known as the 'Squid Sisters', along with the Inkling and Octoling duo Pearl and Marina, also known as 'Off The Hook'.

"Oh, hey, it's the Squid Sisters and Off the Hook," Artemis grinned, "man, I still can't believe they're part of this, nevermind being students like us."

"Yeah, we've got the coolest crewmates ever!" Hinata giggled.

Koji frowned, "they're rising stars, though, why would they be assigned to the Zariman?"

"Maybe the Orokin think they might find inspiration for new music when we reach Tau?" Ethan said, scratching his head.

"Nope, it's more simple and callous than that. Inklings and Octolings are considered 'expendable', which is why we've got a mixed bunch," Ayane said, shaking her head. "The only reason there's humans at all on board is because we can't be trusted to run the ship properly."

"Now that's just screwed up and racist," said one of the human boys, Naden. He had slicked back black hair and green eyes. "I'd say it could be worse and you could be slaves like the Grineer, but that's not a great consolation prize."

"The reality is, Inklings and Octolings are second-class citizens. We're just lucky enough to be considered citizens at all and not slaves."

"Man, screw that. You guys can do some really cool stuff that we can't," Zulvela said, "we can't even play Turf War with you guys without special equipment!"

"Maybe one day humans, Inklings and Octolings will be equals. But not as long as the Orokin are in charge," Artemis sighed. "And what are the chances of that changing?"

It was a bittersweet sentiment everyone there shared as they continued on towards class.

❖​

Not long after class had settled down had Cephalon Melica on the main screen, represented as a digital 3D sphere with a notable vertical hole through her top, spoke up. "Quiet down, please. Stand for pledges~!"

Everyone slowly began to stand up. Orion wondered why they had to do this before every single class. But then again, the Orokin were not subtle about their demands for subservience. Everyone raised their hands, as a recorded voice began to speak the pledge specifically meant for the Zariman colonists. "By the glory and wisdom of the Seven I give my life-"

Berryn and Axl just chuckled, obviously finding the whole process a joke. Jenva hissed at them discreetly, "you wanna get detention again?"

The pair grumbled, but began to speak the words, albeit with very little enthusiasm. Everyone was speaking in unison at this point, albeit with varying levels of synchronisation.

"-to carry the sacred light of our dominion into the deepest dark. In this, we are one."

As everyone sat back down, Cephalon Melica spoke again, in her usual cheery voice that made people wonder if she was all there in the head. "Save all that chitter-chatter for Tau! Our jump schedule has changed again so we're moving exams up with it! Everyone has studied their Temporal Axioms unit I assume?"

Cue groans across the classroom - Orion and multiple of his classmates had anticipated this possibility. Mathon immediately complained, "T.A.? But we were meant to have Phasisiiiiiccsss!"

Of course, as usual, Melica completely failed to read the room. "By my precepts, I've never had such an enthusiastic group of students! Now. Eyes of the main screen, and pay close attention!"

On screen was a presentation narrated by the scientist Euleria Entrati, an older woman who spoke in a no-nonsense but posh accent. "Temporal Axioms - Unit 6. The Prison of Linear Time. Presentism, the obsolete theory of linear time, posits that now is all that is real. In this frame, the Present Absolute, the now, moves constantly toward the future."

"When are we ever gonna use this stuff?" Jenva asked dryly.

"Seriously, we're colonists, not time travellers," Zulvela complained. Orion couldn't really blame them for complaining, but it was part of the curriculum.

The narrator continued her lecture regardless, contrasting the obsolete theory of 'Presentism' with the newer theory of 'Eternalism' exposed by studying the Void, which was just a fancy way of describing multiverse theory, as far as Orion was concerned. Eternalism posited that the results of any set of outcomes were actually real, not just the reality they lived in now, and were potentially accessible. And with access to the Void, the Orokin believed that accessing those timelines was theoretically possible.

When the lecture was over, everyone was directed to the tablet screens on their desks, where everyone would individually be quizzed on their understanding of the lecture.

Orion, of course, easily aced the quiz. Though considering the nearby groans, he had a feeling some of his classmates weren't having as good a time.

A male voice echoed over the loudspeaker, getting everyone's attention. "Pardon the interruption. This is 'Zariman actual'. All decks, all stations, stand by for Reliquary field drill."

"Geez, they're performing the jump in the middle of class?!" Liam winced.

On the other hand, Melica sounded delighted. As usual. "Students, please direct your attention to the windows, you may find this instructive!"

Orion looked out the window to the left, seeing Saturn once more. Orion initially was more than happy for another chance for once last look at Saturn, but then as the Void-Jump commenced, something began pounding at his head, causing him to clutch it. He noticed his classmates were having the same reaction, as the announcer counted down to the jump…

❖​

Orion wasn't sure how long it had been since the jump. Specifically, the failed jump.

The entire classroom was in disarray. The windows were cracked, and the reinforced shutters were misaligned. Cephalon Melica's window had fallen down and cracked, and Melica herself had gone hayware, stuck at the moment right before the jump as far as her perception was concerned. Outside of the windows was not space, but the Void itself and its ethereal energies.

Most of the tables and chairs had been used to barricade the door. Why? The screams of pain, fear and feral rage coming from outside was a good enough explanation as any. Most of the adults had gone inexplicably berserk, and the ones who weren't, well, they were being torn apart.

Maybe if they had ink weapons they could fight back against the Inkling and Octoling adults, but that still left the humans as a problem. They were just kids, what could they possibly do?

Orion was huddled up with Axl, who was comforting him. He had been imagining a potential worst-case scenario. None of them were nearly as bad as this.

"Cephalon, kill lights, and switch off," Ayane hissed to the still-active screen. She was one of the few students who still mostly had their wits about them, including Ethan, Zulvela and Naden. Even Artemis was panicking, even if she was trying to figure out how she could help.

"Void Jump commencing! How ex---cit---ing…!" Thankfully, Melica acted as ordered, switching off and turning off the ceiling lights. That would hopefully buy some time.

"Everyone, stay quiet, keep your voices down," Naden hissed, trying to get everyone to clam down. Considering the situation, however, that was easier said than done. Artemis went to comfort Iris. Orion could hear Berryn muttering in his panic about how he was sure his mom would come and get him, completely in denial about their situation. Hinata was rocking back and forth, Karlene comforting her as well. Everyone else was in varying states of panic and despair.

As the four level-headed kids went around trying to comfort the rest, Orion tried to busy himself by doing a quick head-count. It was the only thing that he could think of to try and keep his mind busy and distracted from the chaos outside.

Twenty-one.

Wait. No, that can't be right. It should be just twenty.

He did another head-count, and the last person he landed on was the Inkling kid in the corner, sitting on a table, tapping his finger against the wall. While he was facing away from everyone else, he could tell that this person wasn't anyone he recognised. Orion stood up, and followed by a confused Axl, approached the student, "hey, you okay?"

Zulvela seemed to notice as well, coming over with her flashlight, "you lose your light? You can take mine if you want."

The Inkling boy stopped rapping on the wall, and slowly began to turn around.

Orion's breath caught as he found himself staring into the eyes of an identical copy of himself - except for unnatural pure dark purple eyes. Also, the absolutely unnerving grin. "Thanks kiddo. I think I will."

"Uh, why do you look like me?" Axl asked, staring in shock.

"Huh? No, she looks like me," Zulvela said, also very surprised.

The commotion was drawing attention from everyone else, and judging from the collective reactions, it was as Orion suspected - this being was appearing to everyone as a copy of themselves. "This person is appearing to us as ourselves. The better question is… Who are you?"

"I could answer that question, buuuuuttttt… We don't exactly have all day, do we?" The creepy copy of Orion grinned. "Let's just say I'm a resident of this place, which you call the 'Void'. And I have a proposition for you all."

"That being?" Iris asked warily.

"I can save all you - and all of you fellow kids. Every single one of them," said the mysterious Void-being. "But you have to want it."

"I'm not sure we can trust this guy," Artemis said. "I've heard stories of some weird person in the Void based on Alberich Entrati's experiments. Spooked the absolute hell out of him. The Orokin officialy deny he exists, but…"

"We might not have a choice, Artemis," said Karlene, though her voice still wavered. "But what's the price we have to pay?"

"Does it matter? It's either that or everyone dies~!" The Void-being grinned, and extended a hand, "why don't we shake on it?"

Orion looked at his copy's hand, glowing with ethereal Void energy. He heard a noise from the door - there was a red glow from outside, and something was trying to bash its way in.

"Time's up, kiddos, it's now or never."

Orion took a deep breath… And clasped the hand before him firmly, ignoring the objections of half the class.

In that moment, he and his peers became more than just humans, Inklings and Octolings. He felt like the entire Void was surging through his very being all at once. It was almost too much for him to take.

But he had to be strong. For his sister. For Axl. For his friends. He maintained the handshake firmly.

"You're an interesting one, kiddo. I'm gonna be keeping my eye on this little group of yours. You upheld your end of our bargain, so I'll hold up mine. I'm nothing if not a 'man' of my word, after all. Ta-ta."

Orion blinked. The mysterious figure was gone, as if he had never been there to begin with. He closed his hand around air. But there was still an ethereal glow around his hand.

"Uh… We all saw that, right? Just making sure I'm not going crazy," Koji gulped.

"Yeah, we all saw it, I think," Ethan said. "More importantly, did you guys feel that when Ori shook that… Thing's hand?"

"Yeah, that's an easy one," Liam said, holding up his hand, flowing with Void energy.

Before any one of them could figure out what had happened, the barricade began falling apart. Hands came through the door, viciously shoving away parts of the barricade to allow some way in. Orion could see glimpses of heads poking in, faces tainted with feral madness.

"They're breaking in," Zuvela said, "we gotta figure out what that guy did, or else…"

Orion recalled the Void being's words - "Time's up, kiddos. It's now or never."

When the first adult successfully managed to break into the room, he thrust his hand towards him, focusing his energy. A blue beam of Void energy about as thick as his arm lanced forward, piercing right through the torso, knocking the man right into the wall, causing him to slump over, apparently dead.

Seeing the man's corpse made him violently ill. It was almost a good thing he hadn't eaten in the last two hours, otherwise he would've thrown up immediately. But he couldn't look away from what he had done.

Gasps of shock echoed through the room. Artemis turned to her brother. "Ori… You…"

"There's no time. It's either us or them," Ayane said, as another adult broke through, and she thrust her hand forward as well, tearing through her with a lance of energy. Orion could tell that even she didn't feel comfortable with it, either, however. "We need to stick together, and evacuate the rest of the kids to the Dormizones, along with any of the adults who haven't gone mad and might still be alive. We don't know how much of this Void energy we can use."

"There's no other way, is there? We're gonna have to kill all the grown-ups, including our parents," Hinata sobbed.

"There might be a chance that some of them haven't lost their minds… But then again, the chances of them surviving the wrath of the others isn't great," Naden said. "But we don't have time to debate. If we don't act now, the other kids might die. We can debate what to do with the remaining adults when everyone is in the clear."

"Right. Let's do this. Everyone stay close!" Artemis called out, as the group blasted away the remainder of the barricade with their new powers, and started blasting any frenzied adults in sight.

Orion wanted to double over and cry. But there was a time and a place for that, and it wasn't now.

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Once all the kids were successfully evacuated to the Dormizones, the remaining efforts were directed towards removing the remaining threats. They had no choice - even like this, the adults could operate the doors and elevators. Unfortunately, no sane adults had been found, as far as anyone knew, but a couple of groups suspected they might have accidentally killed one or two of them due to panic, paranoia and a lack of understanding of their powers.

In hopes of perhaps giving them time to recover or figuring out some kind of cure, efforts were made to ambush the hunting parties and individual adults, disarm them and force them into a makeshift prison. Thankfully, the ship had a brig, and they were able to snatch access keys from the bodies of some of the higher-ups who had died in the chaos.

It was a miracle that, apparently, none of the kids had actually died - some injuries, but nothing too serious. Even the few babies and toddlers amongst the children were untouched. When the Void being had promised that they'd save all of them, they had been quite honest.

Still, once things seemed to be calm, Orion finally threw up what remained of his stomach's contents into one of the Playground bins while Axl had his hands on his shoulders. He still couldn't believe what they had done, even in the name of survival. And then there was the matter of the bodies. Those needed to be moved or cremated, a task nobody was eager to perform. And some of the results of the chaos had been grisly - some people were torn apart, and one man had even blown himself up and took a bunch of the feral adults with him.

All of the kids were gathered in the Playground - a meeting so they could try to figure out what to do next. Orion hadn't been listening in until now. The older kids (including the Squid Sisters and Off The Hook) had seniority over the discussion. Despite the amount of time that had passed, some of the children were still crying and distraught. And Orion couldn't blame any of them. All of them had seen more violence and death than anyone should have at their ages.

"Good news is, the biomes have been repaired enough that they should support our current numbers," said Marie. "So we're not going to starve, even if we need to support the prisoners. But right now, we're still stranded out in the Void. The oldest of us are gonna try and figure out how to bring the Zariman back into normal space, and hopefully, somewhere within the solar system rather than in the middle of nowhere space."

"The most technically-minded of us are gonna put our heads together and figure out how to do that… Somehow," said Marina, standing next to Pearl.

"What if the grown-ups that are left don't turn back to normal?" Sniffed one of the younger Octoling boys. "What's gonna happen to our families?"

Zulvela got down to the boy's level, putting a hand on his shoulder. "We'll be your family now. All of us, together."

"What even are we, anymore?" Mathon asked, looking down at his hands.

"We're all equals without a doubt, now - humans, Inklings, Octolings all. That's all that matters, really," Liam said.

"We probably should have a name for ourselves, though…" Artemis tapped her chin. "The 'Zarimanians'? Nah, that just sounds stupid."

"'Void Kids' is also a bit lacking," said Karlene.

Ayane just gave a flat look. "Are you seriously debating a group name?"

"Lay off it, Ayane, we need some kind of way to pick up the mood after what happened," said Ethan.

Orion cleaned his mouth with a hand towel Axl handed to him. A name came to mind. "Tenno."

"Huh?" Axl blinked. "What was that, Ori?"

"Ten-Zero. Tenno. It's short simple, and I think it's neat, I guess?" Orion said with a sheepish grin and a shrug.

Surprisingly, the name seemed to resonate with the rest of the kids. Zulvela called out, "anyone got any problems with that name?" When nobody objected, she nodded, "sweet, 'Tenno' it is."

Callie called out, "alright, everyone cheer up! I think things can only go up from here!" Orion could tell even she was struggling to maintain her chipper attitude, however. Marie put a hand on her shoulder in solidarity.

Pearl called out with a strained grin,"y-yeah! We'll get through this, as long as we keep on truckin', ya'll!" Both idol duos were just as much of a mess as the rest of the Tenno. Marina looked like she was on the verge of tears, herself.

As the collective conversation moved to other things, Orion noticed someone sitting in a corner, quietly humming to himself and watching a spinning toy on the floor - a human boy around his age, whose hair was covered by a hood device which helped regulate audio stimuli, leaving his only main identifying features being his red eyes. Orion knew this kid - his name was Rell. Rell was autistic, and as far as some other kids were concerned, he was 'too weird'. Someone even tried to stop him from evacuating via the elevators, but Ethan punched that jerk in the face and let Rell in. Surprisingly, Rell had been shockingly calm throughout all of this, unperturbed by the chaos.

Orion went over to him, and sat down near him, but not too close. Rell didn't like being touched - something about it someone else touching him being 'too noisy'. "Hey, Rell. You okay?"

"Mmm… Yeah," Rell nodded, focusing on his toy. "Everyone's… Safe."

Orion had something of an affinity with him, especially since Rell didn't find Orion's gender to be odd at all. Which was why Orion found that he had a responsibility to look out for him, especially now that his mother wasn't around anymore.

Axl thankfully read the room, and sat down next to Orion. "Hey, Rell… I'm sorry about your mom." It was best not mentioned that apparently Rell killed her himself.

"Mmm. Wasn't Mama. Not Mama anymore. Mmm… Something else."

That immediately alarmed Orion. "Rell.. Are you saying none of the grown-ups were… Themselves?"

Rell nodded. "Hmm. Nobody was nobody. Haven't figured it out yet."

"Then the adults were already… Gone," Axl said, with a frown. "Replaced by monsters."

"Not sure many people will believe that, and it's still a cold comfort," said Orion.

"Hmm… I also have… Someone else to figure out. Can hear the tapping on the wall," Rell said.

Orion recalled the Void-being's rapping on the wall back in the classroom. He looked down at the floor. "Maybe… It's that entity I made a deal with… Did… Did I right decision? I don't even know if I or we even paid a price for our salvation."

"Mmm… Yes. You… You did the right thing, Ori," said Rell, looking up from his toy, making eye-contact with Orion. "Just have this feeling. Mmm… I don't think he can be trusted. I think… He's… Mmm… Planning something… What's the phrase…"

"'Playing the long game'?"

"Mmm. Yeah. Not being dishonest. But I think… He has a plan. Mmm… Trying to figure out what."

Orion nodded. Rell must be way more in tune with the Void than the rest of them, if he was so aware of this Void-being. "Just be careful, okay, Rell? Who knows what the Void could do to your head."

"Mmm… I'll be okay. You were strong for us. I need to be strong too."

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A few days later… After the remaining bodies had been cleaned up.

The Tenno had been, without classes to contend with, practising with their new Void powers, and it turned out that there were some differences between species. Humans had more efficient Void beams and could not only perform a 'Void Sling' that allowed them to zip through the air quickly in a straight line in any direction, and become intangible through a sort of 'Void Mode', though they couldn't mode very quickly while it was active.

However, Inklings and Octolings had their own Void powers - they could imbue ink weapons with Void energy, which was perhaps not quite as effective but still way more efficient. As well, they could render ink on surfaces invisible, Void Sling right to any inked surface (with a greater distance but still limiting where they could sling), and could also initiate Void Mode by changing into swim form, allowing them to be intangible while swimming in ink, which made them slower outside of ink in Void Form but on the flip-side they could do it for much longer and be able to move faster than humans could in Void Mode.

Ultimately, all three species had similar powers, though with some interesting differences, but the advantages and drawbacks mostly evened out. Of course, there was a lot of friendly competition, including Void Sling races across the ship. The kids had to busy themselves somehow while they waited for the most technically-inclined to try and figure out how to get the ship to drop out of the Void.

The Squid Sisters and Off The Hook had decided to try and do a concert to help the Tenno get their minds off their harrowing circumstances and relive all the stress. Thankfully, there was a theatre that had plenty of room for everyone (because the Zariman was, again, absolutely massive) and so far, everyone was having a good time.

Orion was leaning against Axl, who had his arm around him, both of them watching the concert. Sitting with them to his left were Artemis and Iris, also leaning against each other. To the right were Ethan, Ayane, Zulvela and Naden. All of them were just vibing and enjoying the performance and the atmosphere.

"We've got cool Void powers and it doesn't seem like there's anything else threatening us for now," Artemis said. "Seeing weird silvery stuff growing all over the place, though. Not a fan."

Orion had noticed too - various areas were forming strange, silvery structures, largely in spiral formations. Some of them looked like featureless representations of people. "We need to get out of this place as soon as possible, though. We don't know what the Void might eventually throw at us."

"But what's going to happen when we drop out of the Void? How are the Orokin going to react?" Iris asked.

Zulvela shrugged. "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. It's not like we can do much else. The best we can do is stick together and stick up for each other. It's how we've survived so far."

"And if our lives are threatened? Well… We won't go down quietly," said Ayane.

Ethan nodded. "Yeah. Let's just enjoy ourselves and stay alive until then."

"And try to ignore the whispers…" Naden said. "Music is pretty good for that."

Even now Orion tried to ignore the whispers from almost out of his periphery, which he knew weren't from anyone physically nearby.

"Why us? And not our parents?" Iris asked. "Why did nearly all the adults go mad? Why did we have to kill most of them?"

Artemis kissed her on the cheek, "maybe we'll never know, Iris. We were only defending ourselves. We did our best."

Axl held Orion closer, speaking softly, "still feeling sick, Ori?"

"No… I'm okay now. I hate what I had to do, but the only other real choice was dying," Orion said. "Maybe I should've waited for everyone to agree, but… We didn't really have time for that."

"I think you made the right call. You acted decisively when everyone else had their doubts, and because of that all the kids got out alive. I'm proud of you, Ori."

Orion smiled. "Thanks, Axl. You're one of the reasons I was so strong in the first place. If it was just me there? I dunno what I would've done."

"Don't worry about hypotheticals. Just enjoy the concert, Ori. You've earned it."

Orion nodded, and just enjoyed the festivities. Things were stable for now, and there was no point thinking about what was going to come next just yet.
 
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Chapter 33: Unswimmingly (II)
Chapter 33: Unswimmingly (II)

Artemis and Koji, having been separated from the rest of the gang, had found a bathroom where they could hide as they tried to weather what was happening to them.

Sitting in a locked toilet stall, Artemis groaned as she lost consciousness.

When she woke up, she noticed that she had somehow changed into squid form. Odd. She didn't remember transforming.

The fact that she couldn't change back was what immediately caused her to realise why, however. "Oh, squit."

"You stuck in squid form?" Koji asked from the adjacent stall.

"Yep."

"Yeah, me too. This ain't good."

There was a moment of awkward silence as Artemis tried to think. She managed to pop one of her Hero Dualies out of her body, but she knew she was never gonna be able to properly manipulate two of these with her tentacles. "Please tell me you can use your Blaster in squid form."

"Lemme try." She heard the weapon pop out of Koji, followed by a the stall door. "Gonna be a bit tricky, obviously these weapons are built for hands and fingers, not tentacles. What about your Dualies?"

"Only can use one at a time, so I'm basically-" Artemis noticed that Red Queen was right next to her, without its sheath. "-hold that thought. Looks like Red Queen didn't integrate with my squid form properly. Looks like I'll have to use that instead, can't just leave it behind." Much to her satisfaction, she was able to reintegrate the Dualie back into her body. Felt super weird now that she thought about it, but modern ink weapons and clothes were explicitly designed for Inklings and Octolings to transform along with their bodies.

She unlocked the stall, coming out with Red Queen, as Koji emerged in squid form as well, holding his Hero Blaster. They both sat upright, looking at each other. Koji spoke first. "Well, the mission went pear-shaped real fast. Any idea how Gate managed to pull this off?"

"That's tricky," Artemis admitted, wracking her brain for any kind of plausible explanation. "I've never heard of anything like this. Must've activated some kind of biological 'trigger' for transforming and, well… I guess the best analogy I can come up with is like, you know, you press a button that does a thing, but it can't do that thing again or stop it if the button is held down, you know? It's like he's put a rock on the button or something."

Koji just gave her a blank stare, but then he shook his head… Or, well, body, as it were. When it came to swim forms, it was hard to tell where the head ended and the body began. "Eh, I'll roll with it, I guess. If only we could somehow get our headsets working fully with these forms, then we'd be able to contact the others…"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Oh, Cap'n!" Artemis said, instinctively reaching for the side of her head, only to realise that wouldn't really do anything. "Guess you can still hear us, huh?"

"That's right, and it looks like I'm gettin' through to you too. This ain't ideal, but it'll work for now. X and Zero are headed your way, so you should probably sit tight. That bathroom should be pretty defensible."

Koji, however, didn't look so sure. "Gate mentioned he 'hadn't forgotten about our robotic friends'. He's got something up his sleeve for X and Zero. They're probably walking right into a trap."

Artemis blinked, and then recalled what Gate said - she hadn't properly processed it at the time due to the sheer panic caused by the situation at the time. "Oh, squit, you're right. We can't just sit around and wait for them."

"I'll warn them that Gate might have something up his sleeve. I don't envy your situation, though, so the most I can say is… Follow your gut, and do your best. Things look bad, but I'm sure you'll make the best of it somehow!"

"Thanks, Cap'n. We won't let you down."

Koji's tentacles started trembling, "still… What can we do? Even if we can use our weapons, we're at a huge disadvantage!"

"Doesn't matter," Artemis said, as she gripped Red Queen with her suckers, "we came here on a mission. It's our job to see it through. Come on, let's show those Octarian jerks we're not just a bunch of helpless squids."

❖​

Orion was in complete panic mode.

He and Liam had stumbled into a random break room (which was thankfully empty) and right now, Orion had no idea how to deal with the situation they had been dealt. Being forced into squid form recalled nightmares that he didn't want to deal with ever again, and while it was a very different situation, the parallels were undeniable, what with being forced into a state he didn't want.

Liam, however, was dealing with this in his usual way - getting mad about it. He sliced a pool table in half with a swing with a vertical his Cypher, with a firm grip on the handle - that at least seemed to be cathartic enough for him to cool off somewhat. "Damn, that felt good. Ori, stop panicking and see how well you can handle your charger."

Orion, despite his panic, let the weapon pop out of his body and he immediately took a hold of it, trying to test his aim. There was no way he'd be able to use it properly without being basically stationary and upright, but he was at least able to hold it and had access to the trigger. Thank goodness for the laser sight, otherwise aiming would be much, much harder. "I… I think I should be okay."

Then he heard footsteps, and spun towards the door, taking aim. A random Octotrooper came through the door, clearly looking for intruders, but Orion pulled the trigger, splatting him instantly. "We need to move, they'll know we're here, now…"

Liam nodded. "Right, stay close to me. I'll handle enemies as we move, you find good spots to set up sight-lines and ink the floors."

Orion could take comfort in Liam's ability to take charge - he had a temper, but it couldn't be denied that he had a good initiative and could think on his feet, as long as he wasn't angry. He took a deep breath, holding his weapon tightly. And the fact that Liam was using a weapon that wasn't reliant on ink was helpful, he just hoped it wasn't too short-ranged. "Just be careful, okay? We need to avoid direct fights if we can help it. You're gonna get splatted if you try to rush enemies with that thing."

"Think I don't know that?" Liam performed a few practice swings with the Cypher. "It's a bit awkward to use like this, but I'll make it work somehow. Enough chatter, we need to go."

Orion nodded, and started inking a path for them out of the room. "Meeting up with the others is gonna be tricky with the blast doors… And we don't have any kind of map…"

Liam went over to Orion, putting a tentacle where his shoulder probably would be. "Ori, it's okay. We'll get through this. You heard the Cap'n, X and Zero are on their way. We just need to hold out and avoid being splatted or captured until then."

Orion took deep breaths. Part of him just wanted to hole up in a corner, but he couldn't do that alone, so going with Liam was the best choice. "Okay. Lead the way, Boss."

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Axl was fumbling with his Hero Dualies. Sure, he had enough dexterity with his tentacles to potentially hold and fire them, but it was very awkward, and he felt like he'd likely drop them easily.

"Yeah I'm not gonna be able to easily hold and fire this thing," Hinata groaned as she tried her best to heft around her Hero Splatling with just her tentacles. "Nevermind aim it properly…"

The pair had slipped into an empty side-lab and hidden under the tables. Not great, but it seemed they had gone undetected during the short time they had been unconscious. They now had a better idea of their situation and that help was on the way, but that wasn't going to be of much comfort if the enemy came storming in.

Axl was pondering his own issues with the Dualies when he hit upon an idea. He had never actually considered using his advanced shapeshifting abilities when it came to his octopus form - he recalled using it to emulate the Kraken special while being part of Leviathan, but not on a more granular level. But if he could normally, why not like this?

He focused on recreating his normal set of hands on his two main tentacles. The ink flowed around the tips, until they formed two normal-looking hands, which he found himself using to grip the Dualies normally. He tried aiming and firing, and got some rather satisfactory results.

"DUDE!" Hinata rushed over to him, dragging the Splatling behind her, "THAT IS SO COOL! You gotta teach me how to do that!"

"Sorry, I don't think you can. I can do it because I'm a Mimic Octopus," he said, spinning the Dualies in his makeshift hands, "besides, I think hands are the least of your concerns right now."

Hinata pouted, but as she continued trying to find the best way to handle the Splatling, she sighed, "yeah, you gotta good point. UGH, so lame!"

Axl realised that he didn't interact with Hinata all that much, but she was clearly a mood-swinger. She was usually quite cheerful and positive, but her emotions never seemed to be moderate. Whenever she couldn't really be cheerful, she was either super downbeat or pretty mad.

"Sorry I can't help much with that," Axl sighed. "I'll handle most of the fighting, you just try your best to back me up, alright? We'll get through this-"

And then Hinata hugged him with her tentacles immediately, sniffing, "Axxxxllll, you know just the right thing to say to cheer up a girl!"

"Maybe we should do this later?!" Axl winced, and heard the sounds of incoming footsteps approaching the door. He slipped out of Hinata's 'grip', and rushed right over to the door, which opened up to reveal an Octoling soldier coming in. He leaped into the air, firing off his Hero Dualies, surprising the guy and splatting him. "Okay, that was too close!"

"Heeeeyy… Why wasn't that guy forced into swim mode? I swear the energy wave covered the whole base," Hinata said.

Now that Axl thought about it, that was a very good question. But still… "We don't have time to think about it. Let's get moving."

"Roger that! Lead the way~!" Hinata giggled, as she began dragging her Splatling behind her.

That was not going to be very conducive to stealth, Axl concluded. Maybe using her as a distraction would work, though…

❖​

Ethan and Ayane had been double-timing it, laser-focused on finding a path back to the security room. They could lock the door, recover, and figure out their next move.

They had already splatted a few Octarians on the way back, including an Octoling trooper. Ayane was immediately alarmed by the fact that the enemy Octolings didn't seem to have been forced into their octopus forms. This was doubly confirmed by the fact that, when they managed to get back to the security room, the Octoling they had tied up there hadn't transformed either. (Thankfully they had tied her up enough that transforming wouldn't do a lot of good either.)

Ethan looked her over. "How is she still in bipedal form?"

Then Ayane noticed the black neck-band. It was something she had noticed on the enemy Octolings earlier, but now it was especially relevant. "Damn it, I should known something was up with those neck-bands. I've got a theory. Ethan, help me get that band off her. I want to see what happens if either of us starts wearing it…"

❖​

Gate had been eagerly anticipating unleashing his project on the New Squidbeak Splatoon. It was such a shame he didn't get to see the end results, but he was sure they'd be captured in due time.

Unfortunately, the reinforcements called in to do said capturing, who arrived through a secret entrance as they made their way into his lab, were a bunch he was not eager to meet. Especially their leader.

General Ferham Walters cracked her ink whip against the floor with a fury that was only mildly restrained. "UNBELIEVABLE! You just let them GET AWAY?!"

She was certainly one shell of a woman - a well-fitted Octarian officer's uniform over her curvy figure (he was pretty sure the chest window was quite deliberate), green eyes and long hair that started red but transitioned to purple. And of course, she wore the traditional elite seaweed in her hair, but straightened out to almost look like wings.

"I tried to close the blast doors immediately, but they were not as debilitated as I expected. The Agents are quite formidable," said Gate, straightening his tie. "I won't make the mistake of underestimating them again."

"You won't, because you won't get another chance to. Search the facility, find them and bring them to me!" Ferham snapped to her subordinates, who all saluted and immediately got moving.

"Before you do that, any Octolings should grab the resistor neck-bands, they're in that box over there," Gate said, pointing to the box in question, stashed in a corner of the lab. "Otherwise the device will force you into swim form when I activate it again."

Ferham turned back to Gate, "how long till you're able to fire that thing again, anyway?"

"Not too long - X and Zero should be at the front entrance soon, and I want to fire it again before they get here," Gate said. "Again, make sure to wear one of those bands around your neck, otherwise you'll be stuck in octopus form for a while when it does fire."

"I'll keep that in mind, thank you," Ferham said as she grabbed one and put it around her neck. "I hope your little experiment works as well as you claim it does, because if it doesn't and those robots are still in top form by the time my people deal with them, this whole operation is toast."

"Trust me, I am quite aware," Gate said. "I wouldn't be risking this if I wasn't sure of the results."

"Yes, because that intuition of your has always been right in the past," Ferham said dryly. "Whatever, I'll deal with whatever happens. Just do your damn job and try not to screw it up. I want you to start dropping as many of those blast doors as possible to funnel them into a choke point, and drop them at full speed."

"They're not designed to be closed that quickly-"

"-I don't care, just drop them!"

As she walked out, Gate sighed, arms crossed. There was a good reason he didn't like working with that woman…

❖​

"Looks like they're expecting us," X frowned, as he saw what awaited them in front of the main entrance to the facility.

Zero whistled. "Man, they really did not waste any time."

Dozens of Octoling troops of various types, establishing a unified set of fortifications. Normally this would be a daunting task for any group of attackers.

X and Zero were not any ordinary attacking force, however.

And immediately teleporting in behind them were Punk, Ballade, Mega Water S and Hyper Storm W. Punk laughed, as he saw the defending force. "Oh, man, this is gonna be fun. These poor guys have no idea what they're up against."

"Thanks for coming, but… Where are Enker and Buster Rod G?" X blinked.

"They'll be here soon, they've got another assignment," Mega Water S said. "Let's just focus on the task at hand."

"Right, let's do this!" Zero grinned, rushing the enemy, slashing at Octarian troops left and right.

X readied his buster, and started opening fire. Hang in there, guys, we're coming!

❖​

"I don't think we've been spotted," Marie said as she scanned the environment around them as she aimed her Hero Charger, standing over the makeshift entryway the team had used to get into the base to begin with.

Callie grinned, gripping her Hero Roller, "cool, we can slip in undetected! Thanks for the teleport, you two!"

"It's just what Dr. Ciel requested of us," Enker said, waving it off. Callie thought he really should loosen up one of these days. "We shouldn't keep you. You have your mission, after all."

"Just make sure those new Hero Suits are properly calibrated, you'll need the energy resistance on full if you want to have a hope of not being affected by whatever Gate's cooked up," said Buster Rod G, twirling his staff in his hand idly. "Well, that's what the doc said, anyway."

Callie and Marie were adorned in two of the brand new prototype Hero Suits created by Ciel - the ones they wore still vaguely resembled the older Hero Jacket and Runners, but with a much higher-tech look, with protective plating worn on the arms and legs as well as woven into the jacket itself. Callie couldn't deny these were pretty stylish and fresh. The headset was now basically more of a helmet, covering a much larger amount of the head. The whole set was a lot more functional and protective, while still feeling flexible.

Also, Marie was carrying a whole bag of cans for the rest of the agents to get fully equipped as well, assuming they could actually wear them. Either way, their task was to get to the other agents and try to get them to safety until the forced transformation either wore of or the others could figure out a cure.

Marie nodded, "right. Agent 1, let's go." She then dived into the shaft in squid form.

"Right behind you!" Callie grinned, as she dived in.

She had no idea she was going to run into someone who would make this a lot more complicated.



A/N: Yeah, you didn't think it was just gonna be Gate, did you? There was no way I wasn't gonna include Ferham at some point.
 
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Chapter 34: Unswimmingly (III)
Chapter 34: Unswimmingly (III)

Pearl was absolutely bored. So much for a good time.

Marina and the other Octoling ladies were hard at work trying to figure out how to counteract whatever this 'Gate' bozo had cooked up. All Pearl knew was that it was bad and they needed to find a solution quickly. Unfortunately, Pearl was not technically inclined whatsoever, so she was just lounging around, and the only thing that was keeping her occupied was watching the screens the Cap'n was using to monitor the situation.

"You seem to be the odd one out in this situation, Pearl," said Dr. Light, his hologram appearing next to the couch. "I wish I had any ideas on how you could help, but…"

"It's alright, Doc, it's honestly more on me for being useless," Pearl sighed, sitting up. "I'm not some engineering genius or a superstar secret agent, I'm just good at singing and being, well, really rich."

"In all fairness, you never expected to be pulled into a secret war."

"Don't I know it," Pearl chuckled, and looked over at Marina, who noticed her gaze, and waved back with a smile. She nearly swooned there and then. "Man, though, ain't she just amazing?"

"Not the first time I've heard that sentiment from you," Dr. Light smiled. "Yes, she is an incredibly intelligent young woman. I'd say you're lucky to have her as your partner."

"Right?!" Pearl grinned. Though that brought her mind back to how Marina was doing something productive and, well, she wasn't. "I need to up my game. Marina's being all cool and helpful and I'm just sitting on my butt. Gotta figure out what I can do that nobody else can."

"I assume something other than just being able to point the Princess Cannon at a problem."

"Well, yeah, but that should go without saying. Also I don't wanna wreck my vocals. So, Doc, you got any insight into what's happen' on the ground over there?"

"I do have drones scanning the area, but unfortunately I don't have much in the way of analysis yet," the AI said, stroking his beard. "That being said, there are a few familiar energy signatures, but they're not clear enough for me to make a proper determination. But if I'm right, then they would be somewhat troubling, perhaps."

Pearl sighed, lying down again on the couch. "Just lay it on me, Doc, what're we potentially lookin' at?"

"The first two signatures are less clear, but I think Gate's device is powered by some kind of artefact from the old human era. Its exact nature isn't entirely clear," Dr. Light said, bringing up a holographic map that showed the energy signature coming straight from the device itself. He then switched to something in a storage compartment in the lab as well. "Gate had something else that has a vaguely familiar energy signature, but right now it could be any number of things, and none of them good. If it's what I think it might be… Then Gate is playing with fire. Thankfully… I integrated functions into X's weapon systems that would allow him to deal with it, if that comes to pass. When I created X, I took lessons from Mega Man's countless encounters and integrated as many of them as possible into his weapons systems."

"Doc, just spit it out, what do you think Gate's messin' with?"

"Something from the dark realms - based on the signature, likely the Netherealm, possibly demonic in origin."

Pearl's eyes shot wide and she bolted onto her feet, "EXCUSE ME?! That just raises more questions?!"

"The Agents can throw fireballs now and now you're surprised to learn that demons exist?" Dr. Light asked, with some amusement, making Pearl feel a bit silly for not realising that was a perfectly valid conclusion. "But yes, I am a bit familiar with the paranormal elements of our world at this point. While it wasn't in his wheelhouse, Mega Man has encountered various supernatural entities during his adventures. There are multiple supernatural realms beyond our own, some more benevolent, some quite malicious, and some in-between. I believe there are energy signatures from at least two of the darker realms. The good news is, however, beings from these two realms really don't like each other."

"I guess evil isn't exactly one big happy family, huh?" Pearl said dryly.

"Not all devils are evil - the Legendary Dark Knight, Sparda, was once the right hand man of the lord of the Netherealm, Mundus, before it is said he 'awoke to justice' and turned on his master, severing the connection between this world and the Netherealm. He would go on to bear two children, who themselves became great heroes in their own right. But yes, unless united under a single powerful leader, demons tend to fight amongst themselves for territory and prey. But the other likely realm is 'Makai', a more benign realm where many more morally neutral paranormal beings reside. Makai, last I knew of it, was ruled by the Aensland clan, and they despise Mundus and his ilk."

Pearl was trying to parse all the proper nouns, and wasn't doing a very good job of it. She just gave up and rubbed her temples. "Maybe I shouldn't have asked."

"I wouldn't worry about the specifics. Besides, I can't ascertain exactly who or what is involved," Dr. Light said. Pearl then heard him mutter, "if she's involved, though, then that would be a problem… Would she be an ally or our enemy…?"

Pearl decided not to pry. She already was having trouble understanding any of this demon world nonsense as it was.

❖​

Artemis winced as she cut right through an Octoling soldier, splatting him. Using an actual blade felt more lethal to use. Without respawning, it absolutely would be, but right now she didn't have a lot of choice. Thank goodness the enemy had a working respawn point.

She and Koji had been trying to avoid enemy patrols, but it didn't take long for them to end up engaging foes in direct combat. Thankfully Octotroopers were much easier to deal with even in these corridors, but Octolings were trickier. However, Artemis had quickly figured out that she could use Red Queen to block incoming shots and let Koji shoot back with the Blaster.

"So far so good," Koji said as he splatted an Octotrooper, finishing off the group. Right now they were next to a corner and a set of stairs going up. "Maybe we should head back upstairs. Might be less of these containment doors up there."

The base had three main floors - Gate's lab had been on the third, bottom floor.

"I dunno, I've been hearing loud footsteps coming from above," Artemis mused as she carefully scanned their surroundings, "I think they might be trying to cut us off from the main entrance. Or worse, our actual entry-point."

"Yeah, Gate might've already known where we came in if he had his own security system," Koji nodded, watching her back. "Which would not be good for us at all, they'd be able to set up ambushes for us up there if they know where we'd be going."

"But it'd make it easier for us to rendezvous with the rest of the squad. Let's stick around on the bottom flo-"

Suddenly she heard movement from around the corner. She waited for the footsteps to get close, and dived out, slashing. "HI-YA!"

She managed to get an Octotrooper, but her blade got caught on a Splat Brella being held by an Octoling - the umbrella itself was shredded, but the blade still got caught on the metal bits. "HUH?!"

The Octoling grinned as he shoved away the blade, while a female Octoling jumped Artemis, grabbing her and wresting the blade from her tentacles. "Got her!"

Artemis was wondering why Koji wasn't blasting these dudes, but then she saw why - a separate group had attacked from the stairs. She had been so focused on this group that she didn't register hearing the sounds of battle behind her until now, and apparently Koji had been rushed and pinned down. "Agent 12!"

"Sorry, 5… I got a couple of them, but there were too many…" Koji groaned, as his Blaster was wrested from his tentacles.

"You put up a surprisingly good fight, little squid," gloated the male Octoling, grabbing Artemis' tentacles and holding her upside-down, helpless. "Two down. Let's take 'em to the cells."

Sorry, guys… I failed… Artemis thought to herself, struggling desperately.

The female Octoling who had pinned down Artemis suddenly struck the male right in the chest, something black and drill-like briefly forming around her hand, splatting him instantly, causing Artemis to fall to the floor. "Hmm… I think not."

The other Octolings were immediately alarmed, pointing their weapons at her. "What the shell are you doing?!"

"Letting you capture them would actually be an inconvenience for me, so I'm not going to let you," the Octoling girl said idly as she turned to them, her green eyes glowing as she fired off some kind of energy projectile from her fist, which sent one of her other 'comrades' sprawling. She frowned, her hair changing to green, "that should've splatted you. I must seriously be running low on energy… All this time undercover and I haven't had a chance to get my fill recently. That's a problem."

Artemis was just staring in confusion. "Uh… Wha?!"

"You… You damn spy!" Snapped one of the other Octolings as they opened fire with an Octo Shot and a Blaster. Artemis jumped out of the way in a panic.

The mysterious Octoling sighed, as she dashed out of the way with uncanny agility, though she got some ink on her. "I really am low on energy, normally that stuff wouldn't do anything to me. I guess I'll just steal some of it from you!"

Koji, however, grabbed his Blaster, and started splatting his distracted foes. Artemis also retrieved Red Queen, and rushed the girl who got knocked down, managing to strike her right before she managed to get up.

The mysterious Octoling pouted, "unbelievable! Robbing me of my satisfaction, how dare you!"

Koji leveled his Blaster at her. "I have half a mind to splat you too, lady. Are you a friend or foe?"

She sighed, her form suddenly changing into that of an Inkling with a 'banger' hairstyle (without the actual bangs) and walked off, "fine, I'll get my fill elsewhere, spoilsport. I swear, some men can't see a good time if it hit them in the face."

"What the shell was all that about?!" Artemis said, as she and Koji regrouped. She couldn't help but stare at the Inkling's derriere - she had one shell of an ass. And those legs…

"I dunno, but she saved our tentacles, that's for sure," Koji sighed. "Let's get moving before they come back… Probably best to get upstairs."

Artemis shook her head, refocusing. "R-Right. Upstairs it is, then."

❖​

Callie was in front with her Roller while Marie was watching her back with her Charger. They'd been doing this long before Ethan and Ayane, so they knew what they were doing by this point. Stealth was out the window, they needed to move and find the other agents fast.

Suddenly, a blast door slammed down right behind Callie, causing her to spin around. There was a reinforced glass window which she could see through, allowing her to make eye-contact with Marie, who looked as alarmed as she was. "Seriously?!"

"Welcome, Agents 1 & 2, I was hoping you'd turn up. I can't see you, but my sensors detected your arrival. The General will be there to apprehend you shortly," gloated a male voice over the base's PA system - Gate, presumably. "Oh, and don't think about trying to retreat. I've already locked out the way you came in."

"What a smarmy jerk," Marie frowned, as she tried to blast the door with an energy charged shot. It made a dent, but little else. "Dang, these doors are energy-resistant. It'll take too long to try and break through. I'll find another way around, you keep going!"

"Roger that, stay safe, Cous!" Callie turned back around, and started speeding along the corridor.

Soon, she began hearing chatter behind another blast door up ahead of her.

"What do you mean 'we have a spy with weird powers in our ranks?!' I don't care who or what she is, I want her captured as well, understand?!"

Callie peeked through the window, and her heart stopped for just a moment as she recognised the Octoling on the other side, turned away from the door. "Ferham?"

Ferham froze at the sound of her voice, and turned towards the window, making eye contact with Callie. Then her expression changed, forming a familiar seductive smirk, with an edge of anger to it this time. "Hello, Miss Cuttlefish. Fancy meeting you here like this."

❖​

"Oh, great, Ferham's there too," Nana frowned, as the name came up on the audio feed. "Guess Gate called in backup in advance. She's gonna be tough to deal with."

Marina winced, "and she looks even scarier than last time I saw her…"

Pearl blinked, now officially being lost. "Sorry, uh, who's this Ferham chick? And why does she look like she's into Callie?"

Pallette coughed. "Ooooooh boy that's a big can of worms. Where do we even begin…"

"She's an Octarian general. One of the strongest Octarian fighters left," Layer explained. "She's… Also Callie's ex-girlfriend."

Pearl's jaw dropped. And since Marina's and Ciel's dropped too, apparently that was news to them as well. "EXCUSE ME?!"

DJ Octavio coughed, looking rather flustered, crossing his arms as usual. "I assigned her as sort of Callie's handler while she was on our side, so I wouldn't be baby-sitting her all the time. Turns out they got really into each other during that time."

"I guess they broke up when Callie's head got fixed, then?" Pearl asked.

Alia sighed. "It's… More complicated than that…"

"I also wanna know who the shapeshifting broad is," Pearl said, seeing the 'spy' walk away in Artemis' camera view. "Seriously, what's her deal?"

"So it is her after all, then…"

Pearl blinked, turning to Dr. Light, who looked like he had seen a ghost. "Doc?"

"You know somethin' we don't, Thomas?" Cap'n Cuttlefish asked, glancing at him.

"Looks like an explanation is in order, then," Dr. Light frowned. "But why is she there? And why now?"

❖​

Callie gulped. That was a very scary look. "H-Hey, Ferham… This wasn't how I was hoping to meet up again."

"Yeah, I imagine you were hoping to avoid my wrath, traitor," Ferham snarled, pulling on her ink whip. "Gate, open the door at my position."

"No can do, General. It seems closing it so quickly jammed it. I did warn you overloading the doors would be a problem. You're going to have to get to her the old-fashioned way."

"Fine, whatever. Go around, and capture her! Now!" Ferham snapped to her troops, who saluted and started going around.

"What?! I was looking for you after the 'concert', and couldn't find you!" Callie protested. "I wanted you to come to Inkopolis with me!"

Ferham looked like her breath caught for a moment, but she glared at Callie, staring daggers. "I have your fellow Agents to capture. I'll deal with you later, Callie." She then stormed off, heading deeper into the base.

She should've known. Ferham was a very prideful woman. Callie grit her teeth, and started dashing down the only route available to her.

Still, if Ferham was here… This was a big problem. There was no way the Agents would stand a chance against her while stuck in swim form…

❖​

X examined the main entryway to the base. It was a fairly standard metallic gateway rather than a kettle, and it was locked tight. "We'll need to bust in somehow…"

"Stand back," Ballade requested. X did so, and he activated Power Gear, unleashing a huge Ballade Cracker that blew the gateway to bits, before he deactivated the gear. "There. That's our way in."

Zero grinned, "awesome, I was gonna get bored if opening that door took too long."

"Seems we missed the fighting," Enker grumbled as he and Buster Rod G teleported in. "At least we'll still find some resistance insid-"

Suddenly, a wave of energy washed over the group of robots. X gasped, falling onto one knee as his energy levels plummeted. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me…"

Judging by the reactions of his allies, they were feeling similar effects. Buster Rod G grit his teeth, "looks like this experiment can also weaken robots, too…"

Mega Water S nodded, "by my estimate, we're now as vulnerable to ink as our organic allies. That's not good."

"We're screwed if we go in guns blazin', then," Punk groaned. "What's the plan?"

X sighed, checking his buster. Dang, the charge function was disabled. "Hyper Storm H, stay out here and guard the door, but don't be afraid to teleport out if things get hairy. Enker, can you still use your Mirror Buster?"

Hyper Storm H grunted, "whatever you say, Boss. I wouldn't be able to fit in 'dere anyway."

Enker nodded, "yes, it should still work against ink as well. You want me to act as front-line defence?"

"If you'd please. Everyone try and focus on long-range attacks, and move methodically," X said with a nod, as he stepped into the doorway. "Let's go."

❖​

Iris groaned as the energy wave washed over her again. This time it wasn't nearly as bad, but it was still unpleasant. "Gate's going to keep firing that thing…"

Karlene, however, looked much worse for wear. Iris wasn't sure why, she felt relatively fine. "What is he using to power it? We didn't even see any Zapfish…"

The pair had gone up a level, figuring that the others would be able to meet up with them halfway. Though they were still trying to either ambush or avoid incoming adversaries - and they had noticed a large number of troops heading towards the direction of both the main entrance and their original entryway.

"We need to find someplace away from the patrols, which I am sure the others will go as well," Iris advised. She noticed Karlene was barely moving. "Agent 9?"

"How are you moving? I feel like that wave hit me like a truck," Karlene groaned, as she struggled to move. "I'm gonna be out of action for a minute or two every time that hits, I think…"

"I don't know… It's like something else absorbed most of the energy," Iris said, looking at Yamato. Did… Did the sword do that?

"Doesn't matter, at least one of us isn't completely useless when it hits. But yeah, good idea. Let's move," Karlene said, when she finally was able to move again.

Iris suddenly heard the sounds of footsteps, and immediately swam around the corner away from the sounds, "incoming!"

Karlene nodded, moved to the opposite corner, and they waited in ambush…

❖​

Orion's breath caught as he saw two familiar forms coming around the corner in the corridor ahead of them. "Agent 7, 10!" Turns out going in the direction Orion remembered Axl and Hinata going was the right call after all.

Axl laughed as he and Hinata swam over to them - he had his Dualies in makeshift ink hands, and Hinata was dragging around her Splatling. "Okay, looks like we got lucky! Any sign of the others?"

"Negative," Liam said, scanning their environment, "no time to talk, we need to-"

Another wave of energy surged over them, and they all screamed in pain at around the same time. Orion felt like he was gonna pass out again - the only reason he didn't was because his body was slightly more acclimated this time. But it felt like the effect on his body had been reset. But what's worse, his body could barely move. "Ugh…"

"Feels like going to the dentist but so, so much worssssseeeee!" Hinata whined as she went limp.

Orion struggled to regain a grip on his Charger, and he felt a wave of panic going through him when he heard the sounds of footsteps headed their way from both sides. "Carp…"

"You take that side, I'll take this one," Liam groaned, able to move again faster than the other, headed back the way they had come.

Orion aimed over Axl and Hinata. He couldn't let the enemy capture them while they were sitting ducks. Not like this.

When the first Octoling rounded the corner, Orion loosed the trigger.

Splat. Right on target.

He glanced back over towards Liam while charging the next shot - Liam ambushed the other group with a leaping slash, cutting through another Octoling. The Cypher somehow shot out an energy blade, cutting through another Octoling and an Octotrooper.

Orion focused on what was in front of him, and fired at the Octotrooper that went around the corner, splatting him as well. However, an Octoling with Dualies dashed around the corner, trying to close in on Orion-

"Oh no you don't," Axl groaned as he lifted his Dualies, firing away and splatting him before the enemy realised that Axl was aiming for him.

Hinata also struggled to move, but she wound up the Splatling and let loose, splatting two more Octolings that tried to come around the corner. "Heh… Don't underestimate us…"

Orion spun around as he charged, and saw Liam being pinned down by two more Octolings.

Unfortunately for them? They were both lined up in Orion's sightline, and both got splatted in one go.

"Thanks, 6," Liam groaned, "okay, that should be it…"

"Nice shooting, 6," Axl laughed, as he hugged Orion from behind.

It felt weird, hugging with their squishier bodies, but Orion could help but help but hug him back. "Thanks."

"Aw, that's cute," Hinata giggled.

"Alright, enough celebrating, we need to go find the others," Liam said as he swam over. "Stick together, let 6 and 10 cover our sightlines, and try to ambush enemies before they ambush us. Got it?"

"You got it, Boss," Axl nodded.

Orion took a deep breath. They had a long way to go before they were out of this mess.

❖​

Ethan and Ayane had managed to get the black band around the former's body, and had managed to use the security console to lock the door, while would allow them to keep intruders out of the room until they were ready to move out.

And then the energy wave washed over Ethan's body. He braced himself, but only felt a slight tingle. Ayane, on the other hand, was groaning in pain, and the Octoling who had been wearing the band was now suffering the same forced transformation effects as the Agents, screaming in agony as she transformed.

Ethan sighed with some relief. "Looks like your theory was right, 4. I don't feel any different."

"Good for you…" Ayane groaned, "damn it, looks like repeat bursts have a stun effect. And we don't know how long the effect lasts to begin with."

"We can't just stay holed up in here, we need to move and find the juniors… And maybe grab another band or two from any Octolings we come across."

"Easier said than done, but yeah, I agree. Just give me a minute to recover…"

❖​

Marie was doing just fine by herself. These corridors made sniping incoming enemies quite easy, and any other Charger users weren't skilled enough to get a shot off before she could.

She was winding around closed blast doors and managed to get down to the second level, but that's when the second energy wave struck. She doubled over, feeling her body bubble with ink as it tingled all over. She noticed a nearby supply closet, rushed inside, and closed the door.

However, she didn't lose consciousness when she transformed, instead merely being stuck in squid form. Looks like the Hero Suit's energy protection did something right, at least.

She pulled out her Charger, pointed at the door while charging up, and waited. Whatever was keeping her locked in this form, however, felt loose. She tried focusing on dislodging it.

It took a few minutes and some effort, but soon, she was able to change back. "Okay, good. Hopefully Callie wasn't exposed when-"

Suddenly, the door opened, and she swung the Charger up towards whoever was there. BANG.

"Oooh, you're fast, but not fast enough, Miss Cuttlefish," said the green-haired Inkling woman wearing the Octoling armour set, who had pushed the barrel just out of the way. How on Earth did she do that so quickly?! "And you're not affected like the others are. Is that a brand new battle armour I see?"

"Who the shell are you?" Marie asked warily, backing up quickly against the shelves.

"I'm not your enemy, but I wouldn't say I'm a friend, either," said the Inkling, as she closed in on her, closing the door behind her. She licked her lips. "And… I need a recharge."

Marie grit her teeth, shoving the barrel against her belly, "answer my damn question."

"You're so cute, Marie. I love how you get all worked up," the girl grinned. "This is going to be fun."



A/N: Some might figure out who this mystery woman is through the few hints, but I tried to keep it relatively subtle. Also, you know, digging more into this little "Capcom expanded universe" I'm building.
 
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Chapter 35: Unswimingly (IV)
Chapter 35: Unswimmingly (IV)

Marie stared down the strange Inkling woman. There was something off about her. Was she even an Inkling?

"I haven't been awake all that long, but I will say I am a fan of your work. And you are very pretty. I'm usually more inclined to have my fun with men, but I can make an exception for a woman as gorgeous as you are, Marie," the Inkling woman said with a sultry tone.

"Sorry, I'm dating someone else right now," said Marie flatly.

"That's okay, I'm not one for long-term relationships, anyway. I just want a simple kiss, and that'll be all." The woman's hand reached up to Marie's cheek.

Marie thought letting her touch her lightly would've been fine. She quickly regretted not pulling the trigger - at the moment the fingers touched her flesh, something intense surged through her. It wasn't like the energy wave, it was something entirely unique. Her heart was immediately racing, and part of her was seeing this strange woman in a new light. It's like she was a naive schoolgirl all over again, swooning over a handsome boy. Her eyes wandered over the woman's body - she couldn't tell if what she was feeling was love or pure lust. And this chick was very easy on the eyes.

The Inkling pushed the Charger aside, bringing herself right up close, their lips mere inches away as she put both hands on Marie's cheeks, intensifying the effect. Marie was panting audibly. "You Inklings certainly lack the physical resistance humans did. I'll admit, you've got enough willpower to not be driven over the edge by ecstasy from my touch alone."

Marie grit her teeth, "what are y-"

A finger was placed on her lips. "Shush. Don't be so scared. It only hurts a little... Then you'll just feel like you're falling into darkness."

And then the woman kissed her right on the lips.

Despite her best efforts, Marie was unable to restrain herself any further, and leaned into the kiss, tangling tongues like this stranger was a lover she hadn't seen in a long time, wrapping her arms around her. She barely even noticed that something was being drained out of her, but she didn't care. This woman was, right now, her whole world.

❖​

Pearl's jaw dropped. The other girls were staring as well. But it was hard to not look away.

It was Cap'n Cuttlefish who turned off the feed. "Noooooooope. Not gonna watch that."

"That was lewd," Marina said, looking utterly red in the face. Pearl couldn't in good conscience disagree with that assessment. Like, seriously, wow.

"How's Marie's vitals?" Dr. Light asked.

"They seem to be fine, just a relatively minor energy drain, why?" Ciel asked, checking Marie's Hero Suit stats.

"Okay, good, she's not draining poor Marie dry, then," Dr. Light sighed with some relief in his voice. "That's the trouble with dealing with succubi… Especially this one."

❖​

Marie slumped down onto her butt, exhausted, panting, and feeling no shortage of shame for multiple different reasons that one would not elaborate on in polite company. However… She couldn't deny the experience had felt… Really good. "I… Wow… What did you…?"

"Mmm… That was most satisfying. I knew you'd show me a good time. Inklings have such an interesting and delightful taste, and you're the best yet so far. If I had to guess… I could taste a bit of grape in there. Quite classy," the Inkling woman said lustfully as she stretched, a pair of black leather wings appearing on her head, and another pair on her back, "should be a decent enough recharge. Be glad I didn't go all the way. But I don't do that to most people - it's just sooooo wasteful. Why suck someone dry when you can leave them alive and have some more fun with them later? Makes a lot more sense that way."

She leaned forward, kissing Marie on the forehead, sending a shiver of lust through her. "You asked me who I am, well, I think you've earned it. My name is Morrigan Aensland. Thanks for the meal, cutie. Next time you go to sleep, you'll get a very enjoyable dream. I just wish I was there to enjoy it with you~"

As Morrigan opened the door, Marie groaned, getting back up onto her feet, "how much energy did you take?"

"Just enough. Don't worry, give yourself a few minutes, and you should be able to keep going," Morrigan smiled.

"Morrigan, why are you here?"

The sound coming directly from the speakers in Marie's suit surprised her as well. Morrigan blinked as she turned back towards Marie, closing the door again. "Oh, is that Dr. Light? Goodness, it's been such a long time. I thought you'd be long dead."

"I am. Don't dodge the question, I know you're not merely here to get some thrills. I also presume you're still the queen of Makai? I admittedly have been out of the loop regarding the supernatural ever since humanity's extinction."

Morrigan chuckled, brushing back her hair with her hands, "you sound concerned about the state of Makai, so I'll tell you. Makai has been dormant until relatively recently, my good Doctor, and yes, I am. Its denizens have had to change and adapt significantly to this new world that it mirrors."

"I see, but that still doesn't explain-"

"As much as I'd like to stay and chat, Doctor, I have responsibilities that I must perform," Morrigan said as she spun around on her heels and walked out the door, closing it behind her. "Ta-ta~!"

That left Marie slumped at the back of the supply closet as she tried to get her breath back, and more confused than anything.

And then the voice of Gramps came in over the comms. "Agent 2! Come in, Agent 2! Do you read me?"

"Yeah, I read you, Gramps," Marie groaned, as she got up. "I'm still not sure what just happened. Is she some kind of mutant, or…?"

Dr. Light's voice came over the comms next. "No, she's a succubus."

Marie froze in place, trying to process what she just heard. She had to've misheard that, that, right? Either that or he was messing with her for some reason. "Dr. Light, was that a joke? Because if it is, I'm not laughing."

"Oh, I wish. You just had an encounter with the queen of Makai, Morrigan Aensland. Last I saw of her, she looked like a human woman, so it seems she's changed her appearance to better suit this new world. It seems Inklings and Octolings never developed as much of a biological resistance to a succubus' touch due to lack of exposure - the denizens of Makai probably went into hibernation after humanity's extinction, based on what she said."

Marie groaned. "Cod, seriously?! I just had a make-out session with a succubus?! Ugh, I feel dirty right now. Nobody tell Callie, otherwise I'll never hear the end of it."

"I'll say, your footage certainly stirred up some interesting reactions from the ladies here at the Outpost," said Gramps.

And then Pearl chimed in. "Seriously, girl, that was scandalous. Wouldn't look out of place in a-" There was the sound of someone smacking her over the head. "Ow, Alia, it was a joke…"

Oh, right, all of the girls there were either lesbians or bisexual. And considering how intense that had been… "Ugh, splat me now…"

Still, no point sitting still. Once she had her energy back, she checked outside the supply closet for any enemies in sight, and then got moving.

❖​

As soon as the footsteps came close enough, Iris leaped around the corner, drawing Yamato for a quick, decisive strike. The poor Octoling soldier and the Octotrooper in her range didn't even have time to react before both were splatted. It was an unpleasant feeling, feeling a steel blade go through flesh, even if no blood appeared to be spilled.

Karlene also successfully ambushed a couple of troopers with her Hero Shot, inking the ground around her and diving into the ink in order to keep moving, and to give Iris some room to quickly move around in.

The incoming forces immediately scattered and backed up, trying to return fire. But the Agent duo pressed their offensive, Karlene keeping up the ranged pressure and keeping the ink flowing as Iris swim between shots, performing quick slashes as she swam, keeping up the pressure-

"Focus on the Inkling and capture her. I'll deal with the traitor."

-before a whip curled around the katana, locking it in place as all but one of the Octarians moved to circumvent her, going for Karlene. The one that remained was someone that Iris dreaded seeing. "General Ferham…"

"Hello, Colonel, fancy seeing you here," Ferham said with a sadistic glint in her eye, keeping the blade locked in place with her ink whip. "I commend you making the best of a poor situation, but I believe that sword belongs to us."

"Don't make me hurt you, Ferham," Iris said, gritting her teeth. Normally she was fairly sure she could take on Ferham, but right now she was at a huge disadvantage. "We don't have to fight!"

"You have the gall to say that after defecting to the side of our enemies?!" Ferham's eyes widened, as she tried to wrangle the sword out of Iris' tentacles. "Throwing away our pride and your family legacy? All because of one stupid song?!"

"You say that because you haven't heard the Inkantation! It opened my eyes to a world where Inklings and Octolings can live side by side in peace!" Iris grunted as she tried her best to keep a hold of the sword, which was much harder with tentacles. "Octarian pride and family legacy never made me happy! Wearing the mask of a ruthless warrior day in and day out was something I hated! Now I have friends who actually love me for who I really am!"

That actually seemed to make Ferham angrier, but it allowed Iris to slip the sword out of the whip's hold, and she started striking, trying to move unpredictably. Unfortunately the whip itself was metallic, so Ferham was able to use it to block and deflect her incoming strikes. "The Inklings are just using you. They've brainwashed you into believing that!"

"One shouldn't throw stones from a glass house, General, the Emperor himself has been indoctrinating us since the day we were born! He literally brainwashed Callie when she tried to extend an olive branch to him!" Still, Iris was struggling to attack Ferham. She simply didn't have the dexterity and flexibility to fight her on even terms.

"She deserved it!" Ferham snapped, using a block as an opportunity to wrap the whip around the blade when Iris was doing a leaping slash, and finally wrenched it out of her tentacles, sending it clattering to the floor. Before Iris could rush to retrieve it, Ferham struck, wrapping the inky whip around her body, immobilising her. "And if it means using the same method to return you to your senses? So be it."

Iris groaned, looking over towards Karlene - despite her best efforts, the Octarians had pinned her down as well. "No… Ferham, this isn't right…"

"Might makes right, Colonel. And you've lost," said Ferham, tightening the whip and doing the classic noblewoman's laugh. "Once you and your friends are ours, we'll free the Emperor, and then-"

"-RIGHT THIS MIGHT, JERK!"

Ferham spun around in surprise, moments before a different sword cleaved right through her, splatting her.

Iris looked on in astonishment as Artemis angrily charged the remaining Octarians, who stared firing at her in a panic as she screamed in rage. However, they were forced out of position by a well-thrown Splat Bomb by Koji coming from the other side, allowing Artemis to pick them off one by one, swinging quickly and efficiently despite her condition. When the fire seemed overwhelming, she'd just block and allow Koji to force them out of position again.

Iris was staring at this spectacle in sheer admiration… Well, more than admiration. Seeing her girlfriend kicking butt and taking names was strangely… Hot. She thought she wasn't into such displays of violence, but apparently it was more ingrained into her by her Octarian upbringing than she thought.

When the dust settled, Artemis rushed right back to Iris, hugging her with her tentacles, "IRIS! I'm so happy we got here just in the nick of time!"

"Artemis…!" Iris sniffed, hugging her back, tearing up. "You guys saved us… Thank you!"

Artemis blushed, "w-well, you would've done the same for me, so…"

"Who the heck was that chick, anyway?" Karlene asked, as she came over with Koji, "you know her, Iris?"

Iris sighed. "General Ferham. She's been around for a while, like, before I joined up. She's a prideful, arrogant woman…"

"Also, she dated Callie while she was brainwashed, so, that was a thing," Pearl said over the comms.

That nearly broke Iris' brain a bit. "Excuse me?! I… What?!" She could never picture Ferham dating anyone, nevermind Callie.

"That's a long story that needs explanation, I can imagine," Koji said. "But we've gotta get moving before Ferham and her goons catch up to us again."

"Affirmative, Agents. Agents 1 & 2 are en route with the new Hero Suits Ciel made - they're still in the testing phase, but she made enough for all of you just in case," said the Cap'n. "So far they seem to work alright, they don't negate the effects of Gate's fancy device, but it only makes the effects last a few minutes. The ladies back here are working on figuring out how to fully negate it. Agents 3 & 4 seem to have figured out those neck-bands the Octolings are wearing negate the effects entirely, and they're on the move."

"Alright, guess we should head Callie and Marie's way, then," Artemis said. "Also, the Octarians have a mole in their ranks. Some weird shapeshifting chick bailed Koji and I out of a jam."

Dr. Light interjected. "Her name is Morrigan Aensland, and she is a succubus from the pre-mollusc era."

Judging from the baffled expressions shared by the other Agents, it seemed Iris wasn't the only one who was very confused by that statement. "Doctor, are you sure about that?"

"Oh, yes. Do be wary of her, she's not necessarily an ally, and will likely to try and drain some energy from you via kiss if she gets the chance. Marie found that out the hard way."

Pearl chimed in again, "seriously, you should've seen it, it was borderline softcore-"

"Pearlie, that's way too much info as it is! Also, you're exaggerating! It wasn't… That lewd…" Marina said.

Iris was blushing profusely at the mental image of Marie kissing another girl, and so was Artemis. "Um… Putting that aside… We should move. Right now."

Nobody contested that proposal, immediately moving in the direction which they were sure Callie and Marie would be coming from.

❖​

Ferham snarled as she stormed back into Gate's lab. How dare that Inkling ambush her in her moment of triumph!? To say she was livid was an understatement.

Gate, however, looked way too smug when he noticed her and her squad come in. "So much for not underestimating the Agents, eh, General?"

"Shut it, Gate," Ferham fumed, pulling on her whip, and then noticed the lab had multiple differents squads that had just arrived, and lead by three other generals. "I see you came as well."

One of the generals cackled, "well, of course! It's our best chance to finally capture the New Squidbeak Splatoon!" Botos was a larger Octobomber-esque Octarian like the Octo Samurai, but he was even more rotund and used anti-gravity tech to get around with special green suit akin to a jetpack. He was craven and not a lot of people liked him, but he was really good at sucking up to his superiors.

Scarface crossed his arms. He was a well-built male Inkling with his head being covered by a form-fitting black helmet that only exposed his purple eyes and a huge head of long hair going out the back. "I'm just here because I want to take a crack at Ethan and Ayane again in an honourable fight. I hear the robots are pretty powerful too."

"You're always eager to get into a fair fight, Scarface," snorted Red, leaning against a wall. Red had slicked-back hair and an eyepatch, with only one red eye visible. Red's squad, which he called 'Red Alert', was less formal and handled things on their own terms rather than following high command, which they only got away with because they got things done. "That predictability is gonna get you killed one of these days."

Scarface chuckled. "Someone has to have standards, Red."

"Can we focus?" Ferham snapped. "The Splatoon are getting away, we need to stop them before that happens!"

Red nodded. "Right. So, apparently the Splatoon has expanded its ranks somewhat?"

"Twelve Agents have infiltrated the base," Gate said simply, bringing up his own security footage. Of course he hijacked the base's main security apparatus. "Ten Inklings… And two Octoling traitors, including Colonel Mizuno."

"Is anyone gonna tell her parents, then? Heh, not it," Botos chuckled.

"Speaking of parents…" Scarface looked at the Octoling boy in the footage. "Red… Ain't that…?"

"Well, I'll be damned, I was wondering what happened to him," Red chuckled, a slight smirk on his face.

Ferham raised an eyebrow. "I thought you'd be more upset."

"Hey, kid's doing pretty well for himself, can't be mad at that. That's a pretty inventive use of his abilities, too," Red chuckled.

An Octoling boy standing next to Red saluted - he had bangs over his right eye and two large tentacles extending out towards the side behind his head. He shared his father's red eyes. "Fath-uh, Sir, I'd like to fight him myself."

"Settle down, Lumine, you'll get the chance soon once we corner 'em," said Red, turning to the others, "alright, what's our strategy? These corridors are too cramped for us to go charging at them all at once."

Ferham pondered the situation, and decided to take charge. "We need at least one team going in from the front entrance to flank the robots. That'll be your job, Scarface. Botos, you and your squad should guard the lab. Red, you and I will go after the Agents. Is that agreeable? We need to keep the pressure up as much as possible without giving them an opening to ruin Gate's work."

"Fine, fine, whatever," Botos snorted, arms crossed.

Scarface nodded, heading out, "very well. I look forward to seeing how powerful these robots really are."

"Sounds good," Red chuckled, going over to the console, "but lemme do this one thing first." He pressed the intercom microphone button. "Axl, if you're hearing this? Get ready, kiddo, because we're not gonna make this easy for you and your pals."

❖​

"And that's the gist of it," said the Cap'n.

"Okay, so we gotta catch up to the others and get those new Hero Suits," said Liam. "Everyone, let's move!"

Axl was relieved things were going fairly well now that the four of them were working together. And they seemed to have a clear shot at a retreat to Callie and Marie. So far so go-

Then a familiar voice sounded over the intercom, which sent chills down his spine. "Axl, if you're hearing this? Get ready, kiddo, because we're not gonna make this easy for you and your pals."

No, no no, not him. Why did it have to be him?! And if his squad was here, he probably brought Lumine along too…

"Who the heck was that?" Hinata blinked. "You know him, Axl?"

Orion turned to him, seeing his eyes go wide. "Axl… Are you okay?"

"No, I'm not," Axl said, shivering. "That's my father. He's an Octarian general and the leader of the 'Red Alert' squad."

"Seriously?!" Liam groaned. "You never told us your dad was that much of a big shot!"

Axl sighed, as he gripped his Dualies. "I don't think it really mattered to me or him. He was always a 'sink or swim' kind of guy when it came to his kids. He never had many principles. I guess I should've known I'd have to take him on eventually, though. Don't worry about me. I can take him when the time comes. But his squad ain't no joke - among their numbers is probably my older brother, Lumine, who is kind of a smug jerk who always thinks he's the smartest person in the room."

"Geez, your dad and your older brother, too? Talk about messed up family reunions," Hinata quipped.

"You won't be fighting alone, though," said Orion, hugging him. "We'll be here."

"Aw, Ori…" Axl blushed. He didn't know what he'd do without him.

"Alright, enough of that, we really do gotta move," said Liam, as he started swimming, "we gotta catch up to the others, fast!"

Axl nodded, and he, Orion and Hinata got moving…



A/N: I know it wasn't that subtle, but if you did indeed guess the mysterious girl was Morrigan, give yourself a pat on the back.

As for Red and Lumine, well... If I wanted to use them in this universe, their old roles didn't really work. However, while I never played MMX7 (and probably would rather not anytime soon), Red always came off to me as something of a laid-back father figure for Axl from what little I could tell about him, so I decided to lean into that, and I decided making Axl and Lumine brothers made some kind of sense in general, too.
 
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Marie and Morrigan by VCampan
Next chapter's absolutely gonna be a week late at least, between me hitting a writer's block, last week being busy as all hell and also Tears of the Kingdom being incredibly addictive good freaking lord. Sorry!

So in the meantime, here's a small fun thing now that it's no longer a spoiler - another VCampan pic, this time of Marie getting seduced by Morrigan. (And a tease of the new high-tech Hero Suit!)


View: https://twitter.com/CandescenceAria/status/1663057590497181696


Also, the last three chapters have been updated with a bunch of music. I've started filling my bookmarks with game OST playlists in order to get my hands on good songs more easily, but I still need more, I think.
 
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Chapter 36: Unswimmingly (V)
Chapter 36: Unswimmingly (V)

X and company were advancing slowly - the defensive lines inside the base were trying to make it as hard as possible for them to move forward. Busters had a range advantage over ink weapons, but that didn't matter so much in relatively tight and short corridors. And Enker could only do so much to act as a barrier against incoming shots, too. Still, progress was slow, if steady.

And then X got some most unwelcome news over comms. Hyper Storm H groaned audibly as he reported in, "sorry, boss, I had to get outta there. There's this nutjob in a mask and his minions going in from the front. Expect them to come up from behind."

"'Masked nutjob' sounds like Scarface, another General," said Nana, "he's an honourable guy, all things considered, but he's also no joke in a fight. He's got something of a rivalry with Ethan and Ayane, too. He uses a custom Gold Dynamo Roller."

"Right, it's fine, Pigsy, we'll deal with him," X said, hand where his ear was as they stopped to recharge, "ladies, has anyone else showed up? Who was that on the intercom system, anyway?"

"Axl's father, Red Slade," Marina said, "I should've realised they had a connection sooner, but he's a General, too. He's laid-back and casual, but he's still dangerous. And if I had to hazard a guess, Botos is probably there too. He's a coward and a glory-hog who takes credit but does barely any of the work himself."

"I'm guessing Axl's home life wasn't fantastic if he never brought up up before now," Zero said, keeping an eye out.

"Also, keep an eye out for Morrigan Aensland," advised Alia. "Apparently she's here for her own reasons. Gate's working with something demonic, and it's unnerving Dr. Light."

"Geez, she's still around? Guess Makai's still kickin' even after humanity went bye-bye," Punk chuckled.

"Also, X, she kissed your girlfriend to recharge and got real into it to seduce Marie with her powers," Pallette noted.

X took a deep breath, containing his anger. Sure, at least Morrigan didn't go further, but… Not cool. "Noted. I'll… I'll handle her."

"Be careful, gents. Whatever's down there has got Dr. Light real worried. All the more reason to shut down this lab now rather than retreat," the Cap'n advised.

Enker nodded, "X, Zero, go on ahead. We'll handle Scarface. You need to reach and help Agents 1 & 2."

"Yeah, we can hold the line just fine!" Buster Rod G grinned, giving a thumbs up.

"This cramped corridor is perfect for me to rampage, they won't have room to dodge!" Punk laughed, slamming his fist into his palm.

"Let's not get too carried away, but yes, we have the advantage in this terrain," Mega Water S nodded.

Ballade crossed his arms. "Even if we get shut down, it'll be worth it if you can complete the mission. We can't afford to fail at this juncture."

Zero nodded to X, "you heard them. Let's go."

X bit his lip, but he knew they were right. "Just get out if things get too hairy, okay? We're counting on you guys."

He then dashed away, with Zero following, as the other robots set up their defensive line…

❖​

Callie panted as she slumped against a wall, taking a moment to catch her breath. That last skirmish had been tense, considering she had to use her Roller for half of it while stuck in swim form. Now she knew how the junior agents felt. Thankfully, her new Hero Suit helped a lot for protection, even in her swim form.

Still, no time to lose. Hopefully the Agents would be making their way towards her and Marie, so she needed to move quickly and meet them halfway. Unfortunately Ferham had gotten to them first, but Gramps had been keeping her up to date - Artemis had ambushed her and splatted her. Good. That'll buy some time for them to recover and face her down for a more fair fight. Also, Gramps said something about a succubus running around to be wary of? Maybe he was finally losing his marbles.

She got moving, rolling the floor in front of her as she broke into a run. However, as she turned a corner, she ran right into someone who was somehow floating right over her Roller, and she crashed head-first into a pair of leather-covered 'pillows', causing to to tumble back onto her butt. "GAH!"

"Watch where you're going, bloody hell," the female Inkling in front of her sighed. She was wearing an Octoling soldier's uniform. Callie realised that she hadn't actually felt the metal part of the uniform, as if it was fake, and yet it looked real enough. The Inkling looked over Callie, and licked her lips, moving right up in her face with astonishing speed, "oh, you must be Callie. I wonder what you taste like."

Callie gulped, realising that, firstly, this was probably the 'succubus' Gramps was warning her about, secondly, she was hot as shell, thirdly, she had four wings, and fourthly, this woman's chest was almost as big as her head. "How do you walk around with those things?!"

Gramps immediately chimed in. "Agent 1, get away from her before she-"

"You like 'em? Maybe if we hit it off, you can play with them later~" The woman teased (her name was apparently Morrigan, if she recalled correctly?) as she suddenly put her hands on Callie's cheeks, and pulled her in for a kiss before she could react.

Callie's entire body was suddenly flooded with heat, and she immediately began reciprocating before she even could think about it consciously, putting her arms around her and sneaking in a cheeky butt-grab out of pure selfish desire. Holy carp did this feel really good. She wasn't sure if this was love or just pure lust, she just wanted to make out with this mysterious woman for as long as possible, completely ignoring Gramps' panicked call-outs from her headset.

She didn't even notice when another wave of energy washed right over them, especially since, for some reason, it didn't affect either of them…

❖​

While they had been slowed down a bit by Octarian forces trying to flank them, Iris was relieved by the fact that said forces were thinning out as they got closer to Callie and Marie, heading back towards where the team had come in. Hopefully X and Zero would be able to rendezvous with them soon as well. Morale had shot up significantly, however, now that there were only three seperate groups to worry about, and both Ethan and Ayane were ahead of them, too.

And then disaster struck, as another energy wave washed over the four of them, causing Artemis, Karlene and Koji to groan in pain as they were stunned. While it briefly tingled Iris' body, she didn't feel at all encumbered. "Are you okay?!"

"Not at all… I can't move," Koji groaned.

"Wait, why can you move? That's not fair," Artemis said.

"I… I think it might be Yamato absorbing the energy and protecting me, somehow," Iris admitted, looking at her sword. She was getting a strange feeling from it now, including a desire that she strangely found herself agreeing with, in a way.

I need more power…

Then she realised that whatever was keeping her in swim form was now loose. She focused, trying to change back, struggling as had as she could. But finally, she dislodged it, shifting into her bipedal form, panting. "I… I'm back to normal!"

"That's good, we can work with that," said Karlene, "Iris, grab one of us and get to Callie and Marie, on the double! We'll be okay, as long as you can get back to us with the new Hero Suits."

Iris nodded, but she wasn't sure who to take…

Colonel finally spoke for the first time this entire mission. "Artemis is most vulnerable with just that sword, and she can't use both Dualies. She'll benefit the most from getting fixed up sooner."

Iris found herself agreeing with that assessment, sheathing Yamato and picking up Artemis with both arms, breaking into a run as she held the helpless Inkling against her belly, Red Queen dragging behind them. "I'll come back for you guys!"

"Thanks… Iris…" Artemis groaned, though she giggled a bit.

It didn't take long for Iris to realise why. She blushed as she noticed Artemis' face was pressing up against the underside of her chest (an accidental consequence of how Iris was carrying her). But for some reason, she decided to take the opportunity to make metaphorical lemonade out it it. "Enjoy it while you can, Arti, you'll have to pay me back for that later."

She heard Artemis cough. She could barely see her blushing madly. "Babe, I don't have a curvy bod like you do, not sure how I can pay you back in the same way…"

"Well, you don't quite compare to me up top, but maybe if you lay off the burgers your butt might become smaller than mine."

Artemis squeaked in panic. "M-My butt's not fat!"

Iris laughed, "sorry, sorry, I couldn't help it!"

"You know, you've been teasing me a lot more lately, Iris," Artemis pointed out. "You're not as prim and proper as you used to be."

"Yeah, I guess I am. Well, you are fun to tease, but…"

"I think you're getting more self-confident, bit by bit. Colonel hasn't surfaced in weeks, either."

"She's still there, but… Yeah. Maybe it's because I'm around people who just… Like me for who I am."

"Well, either way, I'm just gonna keep enjoying this, if that's alright with you. I'll get moving as soon as I can move again."

As much as part of her was embarrassed about it, Iris couldn't help but smile. Sure, it was a bit weird, but she got an odd thrill out of it, especially since it was her girlfriend doing it, and she knew Artemis wouldn't do it if Iris minded. Maybe Marina and Pearl had a similar dynamic to their relationship…

❖​

Marie groaned as she slunk back around a corner, desperately trying to keep a hold of her Charger in her swim form. She'd be able to change back soon, she just needed to hold out. Unfortunately, Octarian troops were coming right at her-

She suddenly heard a yell and buster shots, along with Octarians being splatted.

Silence briefly reigned, before she heard the sounds of familiar footsteps, and she raised her Charger.

X came around the corner, with bits of ink on his blue form, and not looking like he was going to fall down at any moment, but he smiled as he saw her. "Marie!"

"At least you can fight properly, unlike me right now," Marie chuckled weakly, as she lowered her weapon. "You look like squit."

"Turns out Gate's weapon limits my energy reserves, I can't take many shots before I go down," X smiled, as he picked up Marie, "let's go find the others and get moving. Zero should be at Callie's position right about now."

"You're lucky you're cute, otherwise I'd be mad at you picking me up," said Marie, blushing a bit. Still, she felt awkward, considering what she had very recently experienced.

X suddenly became serious. "I heard about what Morrigan did. Are you okay?"

Oh. That only made things a lot more awkward. The fact that X didn't seem to be mad at her put her mind at ease, though. "Y-Yeah. You're not mad at me for what happened, right?"

"Why would I be? She's the one who put you under her spell and forced a kiss on you."

"Well, when you put it that way…"

"Come on, let's go," X chuckled as he started running, heading back the way he came, holding her with both arms, specifically her back and tentacles.

Wait a minute. It didn't take two seconds for Marie to realise what was happening to her at that moment. "Isn't this a bridal carry?!"

"I guess it is, but I figured it'd be comfortable for you. Would you rather I carry you under my arm?" X remarked. Since when did he get this sassy?!

Marie thought about the alternative option, blushed, and shook her head. Under his arm would be even way less dignified and comfortable. "N-No, it's fine…"

X chuckled, kissing her on the forehead as he continued to run. "It's rare to see you like this. It's cute. Besides, you should be conserving your energy after Morrigan drained some from you, so you really shouldn't be running around, and it's just faster to let me carry you."

Marie wasn't sure how to feel about this, but she knew he was absolutely right. If she didn't know him better, she wouldn't believe what he was saying was entirely earnest. Why did her boyfriend have to wear his heart on his sleeve all the time? Well, sure, that's what she liked about him, but still… She wondered if it was the rare moment of vulnerability that was 'cute' or that she was just on the back foot for once. "Right… You're right. Let's just get over to the others, I've got some cans to deliver…"

Then she froze. "Oh cod. Actually… X? You'll need to put me down the instant I can change back?"

X blinked. "Why?"

"Because if Callie catches me like this, she'll never let me live it down."

❖​

It felt like an eternity for Callie before Morrigan broke the kiss. And when she did, she realised it wasn't because she wanted to.

"Get the hell away from my girlfriend," growled Zero, beam saber held inches away from the side of Morrigan's neck. The reality of the situation tempered the lustful haze Callie was immersed in, but it still was taking a while for it to sink in.

Morrigan sighed as she got off Callie slowly, Zero still holding the energy blade close to her neck as she looked into his eyes. "Party pooper, no kiss for you. Hmm… Tastes like strawberries."

Callie blinked, feeling a bit drained. Right, she must've drained some energy from her with that kiss… How much, though? She felt like she'd need some time before she could stand up again. Still, wow. Still, she might need a shower later after that experience.

"You're a looker, for sure, but not interested. I doubt you'd get anything out of it, anyway," said Zero, still staring back with an intense gaze.

"You'd be surprise. You wouldn't be my first robot lover," Morrigan remarked with a sultry smile, her eyelids lowering in a seductive gaze that sent a pleasurable shiver down Callie's spine. Even when she wasn't the direct target, that woman knew how to press Callie's buttons.

"Again. Not interested. I know you helped Agent 5 and Agent 12, so I'm willing to let you just scram for now," said Zero, gaze not wavering. He was so cool. "Why are you even here by yourself? I thought someone like you would have an army."

"That's not how I operate, handsome," Morrigan chuckled, as she walked away. "Besides, who said I was alone?"

Before Zero could ask her to elaborate, she disappeared around a corner.

Zero sighed, deactivating his saber, and knelt in front of Callie. "You okay, babe?"

"Feelin' woozy, and… Uh… Other things," Callie blushed, realising that that just happened in front of her boyfriend, which was no shortage of awkward, "she just kissed me, but I feel like I just had sex."

Zero sighed, picking her up with both arms in a bridal carry, "let me carry you. I think you'll need to conserve your energy after getting drained like that."

"Aw, Zero, you're so sweet~!" Callie giggled, kissing him on the cheek, putting her arms around his neck, though she had her Roller folded and on top of her so she could still keep it with her. How did she get so lucky to land such a considerate boyfriend? Though that reminded her of something else. "Ah… We're gonna have to deal with one of my exes, since she's here-"

"-Ferham, yes, I know. What happened between you two, anyway?" Zero asked, as he got moving, breaking into a brisk jog.

Callie winced. "I don't know. I got my head fixed up, and she just… Disappeared. I swear she was in the audience in that big fight. Was she not there to hear the Calamari Inkantation?"

"She was. And apparently she was there for the first 'concert'," Alia said over the comms.

That hit Callie like a truck. Did… Did the Calamari Inkantation not work on Ferham?! That wasn't possible, right…? Even Octavio was affected by it on some level! "No… No way…"

Fortunately, Pearl was still around to cheer her up with this golden line. "Well, on the bright side, your cousin got kissed by Morrigan too, and now X has her in a bridal carry as well!"

Oh. Oh cod.

"Zero. Dear. I need you to speed up. Now."

"Huh?"

"We need to get to X and Marie before he puts her down. I NEED TO SEE THIS."

Firstly? She was gonna ask Gramps for footage of that kiss and use it to tease Marie. Secondly? She wouldn't miss seeing Marie in a bridal carry for the world. She never thought she'd see the day when Marie would actually let a guy do that to her willingly!

And as luck would have it, the two pairs came across each other at an intersection, just as Marie managed to change back into her normal form. Marie sighed, "okay, X, put me do-" then she saw Callie and her face when pale. "Oh squit."

Callie grinned from ear to ear as she basked in the glorious sight. It was everything she ever wanted. "Well, well, well, lookie here~! You look cute in X's arms, cous."

Marie cleared her throat, quickly getting back on her feet. "Really, Callie? You're gonna make a big deal out of this?"

"Hey, I'm not the one insecure about it," Callie giggled as Zero helped her back onto her feet.

X suddenly whispered something into Marie's ear, and Marie suddenly smirked, holding a hand in front of her mouth in that classic fashion that was both nostalgic and yet also an immediate flag that she had something up her sleeve to taunt Callie with. "I heard you might have a new member of your harem, Cal."

"I know Morrigan kissed you too, Marie."

"I'm not talking about Morrigan, Cal. You never told me you dated an Octarian General."

Now it was Callie's turn for her face to pale up. She knew Marie would find out about Ferham sooner or later, but still… "Ah… Yeah… About that-" then something Marie just said finally struck her, "wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'HAREM'?!"

"Agent 1! Agent 2!" Fortunately, breaking the awkwardness, Ethan came running, carrying Ayane in squid form under his arm. Apparently he had changed back. Callie immediately noticed the black neck-band he was wearing, identical to the ones worn by the Octolings in the enemy ranks. "And X and Zero! Good to see you guys are okay!"

Ayane waved a tentacle, "hey. We figured out that those black bands the enemy are wearing make them immune to Gate's weapon, and we got one off them. But I drew the short straw."

"Good work, you two," Marie nodded, pulling the bag off her back and opening it up. She tossed two cans to the agents, "open these up. The new Hero Suits won't completely negate the weapon's effects, but they will shorten the duration a lot."

Ethan nodded, catching the cans and opening his up. His clothes suddenly transformed, layering over with new body armour much like Callie and Marie's, which, again, included proper armour plating on the torso and limbs, and for extra style points, fingerless gloves. "Whoa, these are spiffy!"

Ayane cracked hers open, but while energy flowed around her body, she didn't look any different, because squid form. "Guess I gotta wait before I can see how it looks on-"

"We'll fix that! Gotta test something, first!" Pallette's declaration came with a sudden burst of energy, which caused Ayane to suddenly change forms.

Ayane panted as she fell to the floor, and groaned, getting back up onto her feet. Her new hero suit was similar to Ethan's. "Could've used more warning, Pallette… What the heck did you do?"

Ciel explained, "we're testing out a potential sorta fix for your 'status effect'. Basically using your Hero Suit's energy supply as a means of 'inverting' it - you can't change into swim form for the time being."

"Honestly? I'll take it," Ayane said, looking herself over. "Definitely feels more padded and protected."

"I'll say, it actually looks like proper combat gear rather than, well, repurposed hi-vis clothing," Zero chuckled.

X smiled, "that's what happens when you have corporate funding behind your R&D."

Callie grinned, "you two look so cool in those!"

That's when Iris came running as well, carrying Artemis. Callie couldn't help but notice that Artemis was distinctly enjoying the way she was being held. "Oh, good, we found you! Are those the new Hero Suits?"

Marie raised an eyebrow. "How on Earth are you also back to normal?"

"I'm not sure, but I have a hunch. Does it matter?"

"No, not really. Put these on," Marie said as she tossed two more cans to Iris.

Iris and Artemis opened their cans up, and Ciel triggered another burst in Artemis' upgraded suit, causing her to change back as well - their suits went from a simple hoodie to a full-fledged flexible plated armour combat suit, still retaining some visual aspects, but overall looking more professional and protective. Both styles of Hero Suit shared a large circular blue 'gem' on the torso.

"DUDE. Armor plating? FINGERLESS GLOVES?!" Artemis grinned, checking herself out, "this is the coolest upgrade I ever could've imagined!"

"It definitely feels lighter than the suits Dr. Light gave Axl and I when we were escaping from the Metro," Iris said in astonishment as she stretched in her new suit.

Callie grinned wider. "Wow, those look really good on you two!"

Artemis grinned back, "I'll say! Thanks a ton, Ciel!"

"They're still in the testing phase, so they might not work as well as you'd expect right now," Ciel warned. "Still, they should be more effective at protecting you for now. We're very close to figuring out the right way to neutralise Gate's weapon."

"Alright, what's the situation, then? We gotta go back to the others and then fight our way through the enemy Generals," Ayane said, stretching.

"Red's here, and knowing Botos, he's probably come running to scrape some of the glory," Alia advised.

"Scarface is attempting to attack you from the rear, the Killers and the Genesis Unit are holding him off for now," Layer said.

"Wait, Scarface is here?!" Ethan grinned, slamming his fist into his palm, "shell yeah, I'm gonna go fight him!"

"Negative, Agent 3," Marie said sternly, "you're the only one here who is completely immune to Gate's weapon right now, until the girls figure it out or we get more of those neckbands."

"That's right, kiddo. Your job is to take out Gate's weapon. You're our strongest front-line fighter, aside from X and Zero," said Gramps. "Get those Hero Suit upgrades to the rest of the team, and assault the enemy position."

Ethan grumbled to himself briefly, but nodded. "Yes, Cap'n. Well, no time to waste, then. Let's go regroup and show the enemy they've messed with the wrong splatoon! BOOYA!"

Everyone responded with a resounding "BOOYA!" back, and took off running. There was much work to be done, and Callie was eager to get into a proper fight again.
 
X/Zero/ZX-style Hero Suits by Ultimatemaverickx
Ugh, sorry it's been over a month, but I've been completely thrown off my writing rhythm by various stuff. I honestly didn't realise how late it's been until now. But I should have the next chapter ready tonight.

But until then, something I should've posted that's somewhat overdue. You know those new Hero Suits that've been introduced in this arc? Well, those have had visual designs for a while now, courtesy of Ultimatemaverickx...


View: https://twitter.com/MegamanUMX/status/1635739544355237888





The whole idea behind these was a more X/Zero/ZX-style remix of the first two Hero Suits, with elements of the armor upgrades as well. While the original Hero Suits had a more homemade look to them, these look more professional and protective, so that's cool. But yeah, Ultimatemaverickx did a phenomenal job with these.
 
Chapter 37: Unswimmingly (VI)
Again, sorry for the late chapter, but let's just get on with it.



Chapter 37: Unswimmingly (VI)

Orion's heart was racing as he tried his best to cover his teammates' retreat. The enemy were trying to hound them, mainly from behind, but also trying to flank them and cut off their escape. This was somewhat easier when they weren't under the effects of the energy waves, which had slowed down progress a lot. And it was making the retreat incredibly difficult. One wrong move, and the four of them would likely be all captured in swift succession.

That was, until Ethan leapt into the fray with his Hero Roller, splatting foes left and right and completely smashing the enemy's offensive. Orion had seen the new Hero Suits in the prototype stage, but seeing Ethan in that slick new armour was totally awesome, and it almost distracted Orion from the task of helping fend off the remainder of the offensive.

Thankfully, the rest of the Splatoon were right behind Ethan, all in normal form and, together, the enemy simply couldn't compete. The tide turned so drastically that the enemy were actively trying to retreat themselves, but were swiftly splatted.

"Nice to see you four made it," Marie said as she and Callie handed out cans of new Hero Suits to Orion's group. "Put these on, and Ciel will do the rest."

Orion was able to open the can with his tentacles, thankfully, and as he felt a change in his body, he also felt a brief shock through his system that forced him back into normal form. He noticed the same happening to his teammates, who were also all wearing the new-style version of the upgraded Hero Suit. Ciel chimed in over the comms, "you'll be stuck in bipedal form for now, but it's better than being stuck in swim form. "

"Considering the half-hour or so has been miserable, yeah, this is a massive improvement," Liam said, looking himself over. "So these are the new Hero Suits, huh…?"

"Still as light as before, but they're super spiffy!" Hinata giggled.

"We can use these to take the fight to the Octarians," Axl grinned, spinning his Dualies in his hands, "what're we waiting for?"

"Hold your horses, youngin'," said the Cap'n, "we need to plan our attack, first. I suggest splitting into multiple teams to handle each of the Generals."

"Scarface's team are attacking us from behind, I don't know how long the other bots can hold out," said X, frowning.

"Agent 2 and I will help X and Zero send him packing, no problem," Callie grinned. "Sorry, Ethan, but he'll have to wait. You're the only one who's fully immune to Gate's device right now, you need to be on the team shutting it down."

"If I had to guess, Botos and his goons are guarding it so they don't have to be on the front lines. Botos is a snivelling coward, I can handle him," Ayane snorted.

Orion turned to Axl, "um… We could handle Ferham… Unless you wanna fight your dad…" He knew this was a sensitive subject for Axl, and wanted to be sure they weren't going to be rushing into a fight Axl didn't want.

Axl frowned, clenching his fists around the grips of his Dualies. "Nah, I can't do that. Gotta face my old man and my brother sooner or later. Besides, I know how they fight."

"I'll handle Ferham. I want to prove to her how strong I've become," Iris said, her grip tightening around Yamato's handle. Orion felt something was a little off about her, but he set that aside for now.

"We should regroup back into our regular teams, then, otherwise we'll be a bit off-balance in terms of weapon roles," Karlene noted.

"Sounds like a good idea, having a Charger and a Splatling on the same team is a bit much," Koji chuckled. "But there's no guarantee we'll be fighting whoever we'll going after."

"Red Alert and Ferham's goons have slightly different uniforms that make them distinct. Based on where Red Alert's people are attacking from, I think I have a pretty good idea of where Dad likely is," Axl said.

"Alright, then, Agent 11's team handles Red Alert, while Agent 9's will go after Ferham. Agents 3 & 4 will assault the lab directly, take out Botos if he's there, and shut down Gate's device," Marie said, "any objections?"

The response from the rest of the agents was unanimous. "No, ma'am!"

"Don't call me 'ma'am'," Marie grumbled. "Alright, get moving, we don't have all day."

"Oh, one last thing," said Ciel, as the Calamari Inkantation suddenly began sounding from speakers in all of their headsets, and yet immediately after the sound seemed a lot more muted. "No need for a dedicated set of speakers to bring to battle, now. The headsets automatically reduce the volume of the Inkantation coming to your ears, so you can focus on other sounds."

"That's useful. Hopefully some of the enemy will stand down rather than fight, but we can't rely on that," Zero said, "alright, you know what to do, everyone move!"

Everyone immediately split up. Orion followed Axl, Liam and Koji, covering them.

He tried not to think about the idea that he was about to meet his boyfriend's dad. Who was also their enemy. This was gonna be super awkward.

❖​

Iris was laser-focused on her goal. Ferham needed to brought down, as soon as possible. After being beaten before, her pride demanded that her honour be restored by beating her in single combat. She was confident she would win this time - she had the power she needed and wasn't handicapped by Gate's little toy anymore. Iris was immersed in a focus state, wielding Yamato with finesse and slicing through enemies like they were almost nothing, deftly dodging attacks with little conscious thought.

Ferham's team had been moving to a position on one of the upper floors, likely to try and secure flanking routes. They were trying to set up defensive positions, but between Iris and the combined capabilities of her comrades, it was frankly a waste of time. The Octarian forces were just so weak. In what world did she ever consider them to be worthwhile comrades? Pathethic, the lot of them-

"Babe, you alright?"

During a lull in the action, Iris was snapped out of her thoughts by Artemis, looking up at her with concern. Iris blinked, having snapped out of whatever intense focus she had been immersed in. "Agent 5?"

"You've been way more intense than usual, you haven't even been acknowledging our callouts," Artemis said.

"You're practically ignoring the enemy ink on the floor when going after enemies, too," Karlene pointed out. "I mean it's impressive how quickly you're moving but I think you're taking the new Hero Suit for granted too much."

"Seriously, girl, you were looking pretty scary for a bit there," Hinata nodded.

Iris tapped the side of her headset, bringing up a holographic heads-up-display in front of her face. Her suit had been drained of an alarming amount of energy. Now that she thought about it, her dodging wasn't quite as deft or elegant as she thought, as if she had been imagining it.

She could feel a bubbling frustration about how slow and incapable she was. And she wasn't sure it was even her frustration.

I need more power…

"Be careful, that sword is having an effect on your psyche," Colonel warned her. "I'm not sure how, but there's clearly a supernatural element to it, that's without a doubt."

Iris took a deep breath. "I'm okay now. I'm not sure what got into me."

She sheathed Yamato, drawing her Octo Saber, but she still felt that foreign frustration. She'd have to block it out as much as she could until she could hand the sword off to someone else. It was a good blade, but it wasn't suited for ink battling, certainly a weapon for a different age.

"Okay, just let us know if you're not feeling well, okay?" Artemis smiled softly, putting a hand on Iris' shoulder. Iris found it cute that Artemis had to reach up kinda high to do that.

"Don't worry, I will," Iris smiled back.

"Alright, break time's over, let's keep moving," Karlene ordered.

Iris always found it amusing that, within their team, even when on the job, Karlene took charge of the squad despite both Artemis and Iris technically outranking her. Artemis had teased her about it before, but Karlene could be scary when she wanted to be, and it didn't take long for Artemis to shut up about it.

They arrived on the upper floor and started fighting their way through more enemies, who seemed to be guarding the main operations room. Hinata smashed the door open with her Splatling. "Knock knock~!"

It was a large room, the walls lined with monitors and terminals. Ferham and a few elite Octolings had been monitoring the situation around the base when the door was opened, and turned around to see the four agents ready to fight.

"So the traitor and her friends come barging in like a bunch of barbarians," Ferham snorted, seeming not at all surprised by this.

"Ferham, please, stand down," Iris pleaded, gripping her saber tightly, "I will fight you if I must, but as a former comrade, I don't want to hurt you."

Ferham just stared back with contempt. "If I didn't know those eyes, Colonel, I'd think you were a completely different person. Was the old you just an act?"

Iris sighed, channelling Colonel as she straightened up, her voice deepening a little, "in a way, it was, and yet it wasn't, General. We're not here to play games."

"I have no interest in negotiating with a traitor," Ferham snarled, whipping the floor and stretching said whip with her free hand, "especially to join our hated enemies who've been oppressing us for a century!"

"Okay, the feeling of betrayal I get but that last part is pure carp, most Inklings just forgot you guys even exist," Karlene said. "You're the ones with an oppressive society that your own people are fleeing from. You could've asked for help in good faith, at least, before trying to steal our Zapfish."

Hinata nodded, "seriously, projection much?!"

"Iris left because she couldn't be herself in Octarian society. She's our friend, and we care for and love her because of who she is as a person! All you jerks cared about was her worth as a soldier," Artemis declared, before kissing Iris on the cheek, briefly distracting her with pure happiness, "the only reason we're not leaving you guys alone is because you keep planning to restart the Great Turf War!"

"And I'll fight to the bitter end to protect the new life I've earned for myself and the friends I've made," said Iris, "sorry, Ferham, but I can't back down now. What I'm fighting for now is worth far more to me than what I was fighting for as an Octarian soldier."

Ferham grit her teeth, as she and the elites with her prepared for combat. "Then we are at an impasse. Enough talk, have at you!"

As the command room exploded into combat and Iris clashed weapons with Ferham, one thing was on her mind - why wasn't she being affected by the Inkantation? She couldn't be immune to it… Could she?

❖​

Axl couldn't help but think of memories of his pre-teens as his group approached the door to the largest break room, where Red Alert had seemingly set up shop, considering that was where the bulk of their forces were coming from. He'd be meaningfully interacting with his father and brother for the first time in years.

There was a reason he had kept away from both of them if he could help it. He figured neither of them enjoyed his company all that much, if at all.

The six-year-old Axl's gaze was transfixed on the gravestone.

- Teal Slade -
Mother and wife
honourable warrior
never forgotten.

He had never known his mother - she had died shortly after giving birth to him. He only knew what she looked like through photos and the portrait of her on the family's shrine. She was so pretty. His dad always joked that Axl and Lumine got their good looks from her.

Red stood beside him, taking sips from a beer can. Lumine couldn't come, he was away at boot camp.


"What was Mom like?" Axl asked.

Red took a deep sigh, taking another swig from his beer. "She was the most amazing woman I ever knew. She was strong. Stronger than me. And not just as a soldier, either. And, well… She was a better…" He paused, a last word dying on his breath that Axl didn't hear. "I… Nevermind."

The awkward silence hung in the air. Axl was too afraid to ask the questions he wanted to ask.


'Would she still be here if I had never been born?'

After checking for traps, Axl used his shifting abilities to open the door, using an elongated hand. The team advanced carefully into the room. They wanted to avoid being ambushed.

The remaining members of Red Alert who weren't still respawning were gathered on the other side of the room, weapons all pointed at the four agents. Lumine stood at the back, staring daggers at Axl.

And beside him, was Red, sitting in a chair, casually tapping his foot to the beat of the music filling the room, humming the tune. "So this is the Calamari Inkantation. I can see why Octavio calls it a 'heavenly melody'."

"Dad," Axl said.

"Hey there, squirt. Gotta say, this isn't how I expected you to do it, but sure you as shell put yourself out there," Red chuckled, with a lazy wave.

"Brother," Lumine said, his voice laced with venom, finger tapping the trigger of his Charger.

"Wow, your bro is a pretty-boy. Also he really seems to hate you," Liam whispered.

"Yeah, I've known that since forever," Axl whispered back.

Axl groaned as Lumine threw him against the wall, slumping to the ground. It hurt, but Axl was used to pain from training. He glared at his older brother, "what the shell is your problem?!"

"I don't associate with weaklings like you," Lumine said coldly.

Axl had called his brother out to a private spot at the barracks where they could talk in private. He had few chances to interact with his older brother, who had seemed awfully distant from him even when he was at home, and being drafted had not increased those opportunities. Considering his father and brother were the only family he knew about, and he felt like his father hated him deep down, he was hoping he could connect with Lumine.


"Weakling?! I've been getting similar marks you did at my age," Axl said, getting back up on his feet. "My strength has nothing to do with it. You're my brother, and yet we've barely hung out, like, ever. Dad's absorbed in running Red Alert and drinking, and-"

"I don't care one bit," Lumine said. "You're behind me when it comes to mastering your mimic abilities. If you want me to see you as being on my level, you need to shape up."

"You're just making excuses! Why do you really blow me off at every opportunity?" Axl snapped.

Lumine was silent for a moment, looking down at the ground. "You really want to know?"


"Yes!"

Lumine suddenly began shifting. Axl's eyes widened as he realised that Lumine had taken the shape of their mother. The shock was enough for him to drop his guard long enough for Lumine to slam him into the wall again, hand around Axl's neck, eyes wide and staring hatefully, "it's because of you she's gone. She made me happy, Axl. And you killed her just by being born."

Axl choked, grabbing the hand and trying to pry Lumine's fingers away, but they felt like a vice. "Bro… I couldn't have-"

Lumine threw Axl against the wall again with renewed force, causing Axl to cough up blood. He returned to his normal form, standing over Axl, "stay away from me, brother. Unless you want me to kill you."


"That wouldn't bring Mom back," Axl panted.

"No, it wouldn't. But it'd rectify the cosmic mistake that is fact that you're even alive to begin with."

Red looked over the team, "so, I think you're… Agent 7, right? I know the two boys are Agent 11 and Agent 12, but who's the girl? I thought your little team was an all-boys thing."

"It sort of is. This is Agent 5. He's intersex," snapped Axl, "and say a damn word about it and I will-"

"Is he your boyfriend, Axl?" Lumine's words caused Axl to freeze. Lumine smirked at the apparent confirmation. "You're being defensive of him and he's sticking close to you for protection. It wasn't hard to guess."

A surge of ink shot over Lumine's shoulder and into a wall. That was a warning shot.

"I-It doesn't matter. He's my friend," Orion stammered, Charger pointed, "I don't know what kind of problem you've got with him, but that won't stop us from beating you."

Lumine was briefly stunned, but a smile crept into his expression. "Sir, I've changed my mind. I'll handle Axl's busty-boy-toy. Brother is all yours, just leave a piece of him for me when you're done with him."

"Axl's WHAT?!" Orion shivered. Axl instead was just pissed off - Lumine's comment would probably only make Orion's complexes over his body worse.

"Lumine… Ugh, fine," Red sighed, getting up, "as you wish, son. Alright, Red Alert, you know the drill, you've been training for this, show these squid kids what yer made of."

"Yes sir!" Said the other Octolings.

"Cute, they think it might actually be a fair fight," Koji remarked.

"Let's show these guys that they didn't prepare enough to fight us," Liam grinned.

"R-Roger," Orion said, holding his trigger.

Axl spun his Dualies in his hands, and shot forward into the fray. "Let's dance."

❖​

X was relived when he saw the five bots holding the line near the entrance, if barely. It had clearly been a chaotic, tense fight right up until he, Zero, Marie and Callie had got there.

Punk was down, and the other four were not faring much better. Enker panted, on his last legs, "we were told he was a Roller main. That's not a roller."

"So you're X and Zero, huh?" said Scarface, who was adorned with a rather distinctive mask, but also yellow armor thicker and more advanced than the normal Octoling armour set. In his hand was a double-bladed beam lance rigged with ink sprayers. He was at the front of his team's offensive line, backed up by multiple Octolings. "I've been looking forward to testing my mettle against you."

It wasn't hard to figure out where his armor and weapon had come from. Zero took up a stance with his beam saber, eyes narrowing, "I guess you guys have more of my old man's tech to play around with than just the stuff Octavio used."

"Your old ma-ah, I see, Dr. Wily, you mean," Scarface said, "yes, we've been uncovering a lot of ancient human artefacts and technology, as you've no doubt noticed from previous missions. And a select few of us have been authorised to make use of them."

X frowned, "I see…" He glanced at the other robots, "you four, take Punk and teleport out. We'll handle this."

Buster Rod G grit his teeth, but he put a hand on Punk, "yeah, it sucks but we'd just be getting in the way. Kick his ass, boss."

"Indeed, finish the fight that we couldn't, as much as it stings my pride to admit it," Ballade said, as the five teleported out.

"Okay, now that those guys are outta the way… Scarface, we don't have to fight," Callie pleaded, activating her Hero Roller's energy mode, "why are you still fighting for that creep Octavio? We know there's a better way to resolve our problems!"

Scarface sighed, lowering his weapon. "Callie… You were our ally, if only for a short time, so you should understand to some degree, or at least, I hope you do. I have no grudge against the Inklings like the Emperor does, nor do I begrudge any Octoling who sought greener reefs. I understand why you and your comrades take up arms against us. However…" He took up a battle stance once more, "as a warrior from a long line of samurai who have served the Empire dutifully and with honour, I would be sacrificing too much to bear if I were to surrender. I fight to prevent my country from falling to ruin."

"B-But-"

"Agent 1, we both know him well enough that he's not gonna budge on this," Marie said, preparing her Hero Charger, "let's do this."

X put his hand on his buster, with a nod, "I'm sorry, but… You leave us no choice!"

❖​

Ethan and Ayane had ripped through the main line of defences leading to Gate's laboratory. And judging by the uniforms, these was definitely Botos' flunkies handling it. Botos wasn't harmless, but he didn't run the tightest of ships, either.

As they got closer to the main entrance to the lab, where the largest concentration of defences were set up, they heard Botos yelling at his subordinates. "What do you mean, it's just two of them?!"

"He really needs to get a clue one of these days," muttered Ayane as they stopped by a corner just before the lab doors.

Ethan peeked around the corner, not able to resist seeing what kind of panic Botos was in this time. Botos was floating around, being as irritable as usual when things weren't going his way.

One of his subordinates stammered, "but it's not just any two agents! It's those two!"

"Those tw-oh, no, you don't mean-"

"Hey, Botos," Ethan grinned, choosing that time to step out into the open, Roller propped on his shoulder, "you're looking as fat and useless as ever. Did you put on even more weight? You really should cut back on the junk food, dude."

Botos spun towards Ethan - he swore Botos' eyes nearly burst through his visor. "ETHAN?!"

"Sorry, Botos, you got the short straw this time," Ayane said as she stepped out into the open, glaring at him. "If you hadn't gone with guard duty, you would've been fighting the newbies."

Botos looked like he was going to vacate his bowels right on the spot. "You too, Ayane?! Why aren't you going after Ferham, or Red, or Scarface?!"

"They're not the ones in the way of getting into that lab, you useless slab of fat," Ayane said with a slight grin, pulling up her Charger. "I suggest you run with your tentacles between your legs, otherwise you're in for a world of pain."

One of Botos' subordinates blinked, pointing out to one of their comrades, "hey, why are they discoloured on the sides of their heads?"

Oh, right, that. While the remnants of Tartar's mind control goop were still visible, albeit to a lesser degree than before, Ethan often forgot it was there unless it was pointed out to him or he saw himself in a mirror. It was really just a stain, now, and according to Professor Gaudile, would eventually go away over time within a year or two.

"W-Well, don't think you've got this in the bag! I came prepared!" Botos pulled out a can, opening it up, and activating Ink Armor, covering his entire team, "you're done for! You can't hurt us as long as-"

Ayane casually switched her Charger to energy mode and immediately splatted the Octoling next to Botos. Ethan noticed that she had permitted herself a wider smirk. "I'm sorry, you were saying? Ink Armor's a bit blase when up against energy weapons, you know."

Half of Botos' team immediately fled, deserting their general in a fit of panic. Ethan could see that Botos was very much on the verge of shooting out bricks from his posterior. If there was one thing Ayane enjoyed, it was scaring the carp out of and bullying Botos. Because he quite frankly deserved every last bit of it.

"H-Hey now, that wasn't the only thing I had up my sleeve!" Botos scrambled to turn on some kind of large device, which formed a spherical energy shield, just enough to cover him and a few others, "ah-hah! What do you think of THIS?!"

Ethan and Ayane just looked at each other. Ethan could tell from Ayane's flat look that she wasn't any more impressed than he was. She put a hand up to her headset, "what's the likelihood of that shield only working one way?"

"Pretty unlikely," said Ciel.

It didn't take two seconds for Ethan to figure out what that meant. He grinned at Botos, "I'm betting that shield doesn't let you shoot through it. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if you can't even move through it. So basically unless you come out, you might as well not even be here, man."

The colour faded from Botos' face, which was also something Ethan couldn't get enough satisfaction from. "N-No!"

"Also, I'm probably assuming my Charger can break through it with a few shots, but whatever," Ayane snorted, "leave these bumbling idiots to me, Ethan, since half of them already ran away. You go shut down Gate's machine."

"Roger that!" Ethan grinned wider, as he rushed the enemy. "Alright, get outta my way!"

"Grr… I won't let you get past me! GET THEM!" Botos snapped.

Ethan sincerely doubted he would make good on his declaration.

❖​

Gate was not pleased. The Splatoon had managed to figure out some kind of temporary countermeasure to his weapon. He was scrambling to make adjustments in order to counteract what they had done. "I should've known Ciel and the other Octarian traitors would figure something out… That's fine, that's just good testing data I can use to-"

He heard something skittering across the floor behind him, and spun around, grabbing an Octo Shot, "who's there?!"

Nothing in sight and no further sound perplexed him, but he sighed, turning back around, "I must be hearing things-"

The instant he heard something behind him, he spun around again. He caught sight of something slipping behind one of the nearby boxes - a small, black furry creature with a red scarf around its neck.

While he was initially quite puzzled, Gate decided this was not worth worrying about, turning back to the console. Whatever that little creature was, he could capture it later, after the Splatoon was dealt with.

Of course, he had accounted for the possibility that they might shut off his experiment. But he had a backup plan for dealing with them.

He checked a different screen, displaying the status of his masterpiece, still stored at the back of the lab and waiting to be deployed - an enormous, hulking black bipedal weapon of his own design. "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I suppose you may have to finish the job, my masterpiece…"



A/N: Some of you may be wondering if Teal is an entirely original character or a reference. Well, she's the latter, but specifically to the Mega Man X manga - Teal in the manga is a backstory character who appears in a flashback concerning Zero and Storm Eagle, who dies sacrificing herself to prevent a bomb from killing her fellow Hunters and innocent people. So basically here she's still very much a backstory character who is quite dead, but I reconfigured her role here. And before you ask, no, Red isn't a mimic octopus, Teal was, Axl and Lumine got their abilities from her. I'll talk more about Red when Axl interacts more with him.

What I have for this version of Lumine is going to be... Interesting, especially considering Lumine in X8 literally had one scene with dialogue before he was revealed as the true final boss (and a complete lunatic). I wouldn't say this Lumine is particularly more nuanced, though, and I expect people to start absolutely hating his guts pretty soon.
 
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Ah shit, fucking High Max. Of course Gate's trump card is fucking High Max.

On the plus side, SISSEL'S HERE! IT'S GHOST TIME BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Chapter 38: Unswimmingly (VII)
A/N: Sorry it's been a while, but I'm starting to really get back into a slightly more consistent schedule for getting these chapters done.



Chapter 38: Unswimmingly (VII)

Iris was much more ready for that whip this time around. But that didn't make it any easier to deal with.

She was less thrilled to discover that when she decided to switch on her Octo Saber's beam mode to cut through the whip, Ferham responded with activating her whip's similar mode, causing the two weapons to clash and crackle with energy as sparks flew - certainly explained Ferham's new protective gloves. Ferham cackled as she cracked her whip, sending sparks and ink flying in Iris' direction, "did you really think it'd be that easy? We've known about your new toys for weeks, and now we've got weapons that can match them."

"No, I didn't. I figured you'd have some way of making this more difficult," Iris frowned, as she deflected an incoming strike, wincing as ink splattered onto her armour, "so we're back to being evenly matched. That's fine. I can defeat you like this."

"You condescending harpy," Ferham snarled, as she struck a few more times with the whip, trying to stay out of Iris' melee range, "you had everything - a noble title, wealth, prestige… And yet you threw it all away, for what?"

Iris grit her teeth, deflecting the strikes and pressing an offensive, "you say that like I sacrificed anything of value! I lived in an empty mansion with a mother who saw me as a tool for prestige for the family and nothing more, a father who was submissive to her wishes… All that wealth, nobility and prestige never made me happy! I developed a split personality because of my home situation! Do you even realise how messed up that is?!" Iris could see Ferham's eyes widen, and she continued her rant as she slashed, "I… I feel more at home in my school dormitory than I ever did with my family. I hate violence. I always have. Is it that hard for everyone to just get along and work together to fix our problems?!"

Unfortunately, that only seemed to enrage the proud general, who managed to dodge the incoming strikes, lashing out and trying to ensnare the saber with her whip. Iris had to be mindful of this, since it allowed her to get the upper hand in their first bout. "I can't believe I respected someone who was this naive. There's too much bad blood to leave it all by the wayside and try to make amends!"

"And yet you dated Callie."

That actually caused Ferham to freeze in place momentarily. And it was enough for Iris to exploit the brief opening, a quick strike crashing against Ferham's armour and damaging it, causing her to stumble back. Ferham regained her composure, taking a defensive stance against further attacks, "she was on our side, if briefly. That harlot backstabbed us once she was exposed to the squid brainwashing-"

"-that's just more convenient lies you tell yourself, Ferham. What Callie said over the comms is a whole different story. She still cares about you," Iris said, with a frown, lowering her sword. Perhaps… This might be how she could get her to stand down. "And I can tell you still care about her. Otherwise… Why else would you flinch at the mention of her name?"

Ferham grit her teeth, "but she's the enemy now!"

"She's still the same person you fell in love with."

"I won't abandon everything I've fought for just for one person! It won't all be in vain!"

"We never had a choice of what to fight for, until now. You don't have to keep fighting for one side because of what you think is a sunk cost," Iris smiled softly, "it's okay, Ferham. You can-"

"SHUT UP!" Ferham screeched, and suddenly started lashing out with her whip, forcing Iris on the defensive, "I won't listen to your pretty little lies or to the lies promised by that damn song! You're living in a dream world, and sooner or later, you'll have to wake up and face reality!"

Iris gasped as the whip suddenly coiled around her saber, and with a vicious pull it was yanked out of her hands, tossed aside well out of her reach. Ferham glared at her hatefully. "You can't protect the things you love with mere platitudes. You hate violence so much, but violence is the only way to end this."

Iris put her hands on Yamato, feeling its pull. She didn't want to do this, but it seems she had no other choice. "Ferham… Don't mistake me for a pacifist. I'll do whatever it takes to protect the things I've grown to care for."

"You're seriously going to fight me with that old blade?" Ferham laughed, readying her whip, "are you really that desperate?"

Perhaps she was. But Iris decided the only option she had would be to draw upon the blade's power, which was begging to be unleashed. She didn't realise how big a mistake this would be.

An external instinct took over, as she lunged forward, drawing her blade and slashing in one clean strike, suddenly finding herself on the other side of Ferham.

Ferham snorted, turning around, "an impressive trick, but you still missed-"

Iris sheathed Yamato.

And then Ferham exploded in a burst of ink.

❖​

Ferham stumbled off the respawn point, disoriented and completely baffled. She was trying to process what just happened to her, and there was only one conclusion she could draw. But it was so unrealistic as to still be absolutely baffling. "WHAT THE %^&* WAS THAT?!"

The two soldiers guarding the respawn point flinched in surprise. It took a moment for one of them to gather the courage to actually inquire, "G-General Ferham?! What happened?!"

"You know that old samurai movie trope where the samurai slashes a few times and then the bad guys only fall apart when he sheathes his sword?" Ferham said, seething. "That just happened to me."

The other soldier blinked. "Uh… Ma'am? How?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

❖​

Artemis grinned as she watched Iris stand back up. "Iris, girl, that was SO COOL! How'd you pull that off?!"

"Practice," Iris said simply, glancing at Artemis with a look that sent a shiver down her spine. Artemis thought she had simply been calm, but her expression was cold. "If you've got time to banter, then I assume the rest of the riff-raff have been cleared out?"

Artemis glanced at their teammates, who nodded - they'd already splatted the other elites. "Uh, yeah, we mopped them up just fine-"

Iris suddenly began walking out, "then we're done here. We need to take out the other generals."

"Wait, Iris, your saber-!" Artemis called out, but Iris just… Stormed out, leaving her Octo Saber on the ground.

"What the heck is up with her all of a sudden? She's gotten all moody," said Hinata.

Karlene nodded, "I don't like it. Something wrong with her. Is it something to do with that sword…?"

Artemis decided to snatch up the Octo Saber, deactivate it, and put it on her back, feeling the armour's magnetic backing keep the weapon from falling off, alongside Red Queen. As the three Inklings raced out of the room, it seemed like Iris suddenly was on the move without them. "Iris, slow down!"

"You're the ones being too slow. I've got no patience for people who can't get their act together quickly enough," Iris said coldly.

"Iris, what's gotten into you?!" Artemis snapped, "we're your friends, why are you acting so… Abrasive?!"

"I'm the only one focused on the mission."

As Artemis walked up beside Iris, something striking hit her as she looked into Iris' eyes - they were blue. She looked down at Yamato, which Iris seemed to hold a bit too tightly. "Iris… The sword's messing with your head. Give it to me, you can still use-"

"NO!" Iris snapped, her body suddenly sparking with electricity, causing Artemis to stumble back in shock. Iris was holding her head in one hand, her eye colour flickering between green and blue. "I… I'm sorry, but… I need it. We can talk about this after the mission is over, okay?"

Karlene nodded. She seemed as unsure about this as Artemis was, but she knew Iris might lash out even more if they pressed the matter. "Alright. But not a moment sooner, okay?"

Iris nodded, and kept walking, quickly regaining her posture. The way she walked was… Different.

Karlene pulled Artemis and Hinata together in a moving huddle, whispering, "Artemis, please tell me you're not feeling anything odd from Red Queen, right?"

Now that Artemis thought about it… No. It just seemed like a fairly normal (if unique) sword. She shook her head. "If it's trying to mess with my head, I sure as shell can't tell."

"Okay, good. Last thing we need is another one… Is Yamato trying to possess her? Is it haunted?" Hinata said… And grinned, "because that would be kinda dope, actually. We're in an actual ghost story!"

"Hinata…" Karlene said sternly.

"Sorry, sorry."

"Try not to antagonise Iris for the time being, girls," Dr. Light advised over the comms. "That behaviour from her… Could it be that he actually…? Hmm. No point speculating for now. We might need Morrigan's help on this one - she may have a better idea of what's happening to Iris."

"The other girls should be there soon, seems they've figured out how to recreate the effects of those black neck-bands," said Cap'n Cuttlefish. "We'll have this mission wrapped up soon."

"Got it. Just keep us appraised of what's going on," Karlene nodded. "Let's keep going, and keep an eye on Iris. Let's hope she doesn't get any worse."

❖​

Axl kicked over a table as he dashed behind it, the ink from his father's dualies crashing into the other side as he took cover, drops of ink splattering over the top and onto him. He took a few deep breaths, squatting and getting ready to move at any moment, listening for Red's footsteps. Though, with the cacophony around them, that was somewhat challenging.

"Not bad, kiddo, I definitely taught you well," Red chuckled, his footsteps moving over towards the table, "still, you've kinda got an unfair advantage with that fancy new Hero Suit of yours, so I guess these old toys ain't gonna quite cut it. But I've got something that just might!"

Axl's eyes widened, and he dodged away right before the table was sliced in half. He crouched, firing away at Red, who spun what appeared to be a double-sized beam scythe in his hands, deflecting some of the incoming ink. "This is somethin' we cooked up using old man Wily's tech! I always wanted something like this. Oh, and you can throw it like a boomerang, too!"

Axl was forced to dodge again as Red tossed the scythe with an underarm throw, spinning across the floor. He was about to fire again, but Red dashed for him, sending him tumbling with a strong kick to the head, "gotta be quicker than that, son!"

Axl groaned, rolling back onto his feet as Red caught the scythe, "why the shell are you acting so friendly to your enemy?! We both know how you feel about me!"

That actually gave Red pause, and he scratched his head, "really? News to me, I think."

"Stop playing dumb!" Axl snapped, as he opened fire, strafing around Red and trying to get past his scythe with unpredictable rolls.

"Oooooh, I see how it is now. Man, that's awkward," Red sighed as he threw a Splat Bomb Axl's way, forcing the younger Octoling to back off, "but talkin' about it ain't gonna do much good when emotions are runnin' high. I've got my job to do, and you've got yours. We'll talk after the dust has settled."

"Oh, so now you're done running yer trap, Pops?" Axl smirked, as he activated the canned special he had brought to this mission, which he hoped he wouldn't need but he was now glad he did - an Autobomb Launcher. And he had an idea on how to use it.

"Oh, you're just gonna pull out a Special and not one of your shapeshiftin' tricks, boy?"

Axl said nothing - best not to spoil the surprise, he began firing autobombs around his father, moving to try and force him into a corner using both the bombs and his own shots. But Red began rolling a different direction. "Nice try, but you can't seriously expect to corner me just by-"

Axl suddenly extended his leg using the ink around him, swinging it in the direction his dad was rolling towards. Red slashed through it, but the solidified ink still had enough momentum to slam right into him, bowling him over.

Red groaned as he quickly hopped back onto his feet… Only to be surrounded by Autobombs mere moments away from exploding. "Well. Squit." His grin formed on his face, but the look he gave Axl was one of… Admiration and pride? "Your mother would be proud, kid."

Red was splatted mere moments later, leaving Axl confused and with mixed feelings.

But then he realised that, while Liam and Koji were still fighting the rest of Red Alert… Orion and Lumine were nowhere to be found.

❖​

Orion grit his teeth as he dived into cover around the corner, barely avoiding Lumine's next shot.

Their sniper duel had taken them right out of the room and into the corridors. Orion had to admit that Lumine was a skilled shot, and certainly more experienced. This was going to be a tough battle - Orion had to either win or hold out long enough for his allies to come help him. Either would do just fine, but having multiple win conditions was not making his hearts beat any slower.

Orion panted desperately as he charged up a shot-

"What do you see in my worthless brother, anyway?"

That caused Orion to freeze in place. No, ignore him, he's just trying to psyche you out, Orion thought, as he leaned around the corner, aiming his Charger.

Some kind of large inky hand suddenly wrapped around the barrel, yanking with surprising strength, and pulling the weapon out of Orion's hands.

Orion's hearts stopped briefly as he heard Lumine's charger click - he was holding down the trigger. He tossed the Hero Charger to the side, the huge inky hand around his off hand retracting but not dissolving. Orion stepped back as Lumine held him at gunpoint, smirking, "for a lowly Inkling, you're rather cute. Did you get your body changed because you wanted to draw the attention of other boys?"

The insinuation was making Orion sick to his stomach. "N-No, I just felt more comfortable-"

"Hmph, I suppose it matters not," Lumine said dismissively, shoving Orion into a wall with his off hand, keeping his Charger trained on him. "I never considered the idea of keeping an Inkling around as a concubine, but you would do nicely. Once we win, your kind would be little more than slaves, anyway, so you'd be lucky to be owned by a superior male like myself."

Orion wanted to throw up on the spot. To think Axl's brother was this much of a creep! He tried to maintain eye contact, gritting his teeth as he pondered options for his way out of this, but the perverted leering was only making him more terrified. It was Butch and Shinji all over again, and this time with a weapon, with nobody around to see or help him. Still, he tried to maintain a brave face. "What… 'Superior male'…?! What the shell is your problem?!"

"My brother and I are mimic octopuses. We can take on any form we desire, manipulate ink as we see fit…" Lumine used his enlarged hand to suddenly grab both of Orion's wrists, holding them above his head and pinning them to the wall. Lumine lowered the charger, presumably because Orion was now seemingly helpless. "Even compared to our fellow Octolings, we're superior. And when it comes to you indolent Inklings, well… There's no real comparison."

He bent down to Orion's level, "I'll allow you and your friends to live… If you submit to me and become my lover. Return with me to the domes as my prize."

Orion's eyes widened. His hearts were beating uncontrollably, and he could barely breathe. Is this what it was like to be objectified? To be treated like some prize to be won, a piece of eye candy? And the notion of being someone else's slave for their sexual gratification…

The idea was so revolting that instinct immediately kicked in and Orion slammed his knee right into Lumine's gut, completely knocking the wind out of him and causing him to loosen his grip on Orion's wrists. Orion then bent down and swung his fist upwards, for the strongest Shoryuken he could muster, sending Lumine flying into the air. "Give up my freedom to become your sex slave?! Yeah, how about NO, you creep?!"

The moment Orion landed, he made a mad dash for his Hero Charger, barely ducking a wild midair shot from from Lumine, who, from the corner of his eye, looked absolutely livid. "YOU LITTLE…! Fine, then! I'll just take you back by force! I'm sure you'll come around once I've had my way with you enough times!"

No no no no no ignore him. Orion snatched the Charger off the floor, and began charging up again, but he noticed that Lumine was preparing another shot, and would probably shoot first. Orion didn't want to take the chance of how well his suit could hold up against a fully charged shot.

So he took a gamble. Orion rolled to the side - he had been practising the move with his charger a bit since the last time he did it - and this time he more elegantly rolled over his shoulder, dodging the shot that surged past him, and landed on one knee, his sight coming down onto Lumine's body.

Lumine's eyes widened, "how did-"

BANG.

Orion took a deep breath as Lumine exploded into ink. He fell back onto his rump, taking a moment to calm down. He actually won.

"ORI!" Axl came racing over, kneeling at Orion's side. Liam and Koji were close behind. "You okay? Lumine didn't give you a hard time, did he?"

"If by that you mean 'tried to pressure me into being his sex slave', yeah, he did," Orion said honestly with a groan, as Axl helped him up. "I'm okay, though. I'm still trying to get used to dealing with the attention of creeps like him."

"I wish you didn't have to do, dude," Liam said, "Axl, your brother's a jackass, just saying."

"I'm pretty sure you're preaching to the choir here, Boss," snorted Koji. "Let's just get moving. Ori, watch our backs, okay?"

Orion nodded. Having his teammates with him at a time like this, well… Nothing else made him feel more at ease.

❖​

Ethan stormed into the lab - with Ayane handling Botos and his goons outside, it was up to him to disable Gate's machine.

"I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that it'd be you, Agent 3," said Gate, still watching from the observation room. "But once I've made my adjustments, you and your friends will be just as helpless as before!"

Ethan's eyes narrowed, and he rushed for the seemingly inactive device, "well, I guess I'll just have to shut this thing down before you can-" however, he stopped moments away as the machine surged with electricity. He covered his eyes, wincing, but he couldn't help but notice the core of it - was that a sword?

Gate laughed, "I wouldn't touch it if I were you! Lest you potentially get trapped in swim form PERMANENTLY! Are you willing to make that sacrifice? Of course, you might just end up getting splatted outright before you make any real difference!"

Ethan grit his teeth, "Gate, you coward…"

Gate only laughed harder. However, his mirth was quickly disrupted by something small and black jumping up onto the console in front of him, and doing something to it that Ethan couldn't see, before leaping away. Gate snarled as he prepared to undo what the creature just did, only for the microphone to move of its own volition and smack him in the face. "GAH! You furry little…!"

Ethan noticed the machine had powered down. Now was his chance.

He grabbed the black handle of the sword, his fingers taking note of the oddly natural texture - the whole sword looked and felt like solidified lava. Even the edges, despite being sharp as steel and just as shiny, looked like what refined lava would be, somehow, and the red jewel on the pommel was smooth in a natural way, and handguard looked like a set of four talons. He noticed there wasn't a locking mechanism, so he pulled as hard as he could.

The sword came loose, sliding out of its-

-and then the machine suddenly roared to life again, causing Ethan to scream in pain as he send flying across the room from being struck by the electricity, thanking his lucky stars that his Hero Suit seemed to absorb nearly all of it. He crashed into the wall, groaning.

And then, moments later, he felt a pain in his gut.

He looked down. The sword had gone right through his abdomen. "Oh squit."

❖​

Zero had to admit, Scarface was a surprisingly capable adversary, despite not being a robot. Sure, the weapon and the augmented armour set helped, but he had clearly been practising with that beam lance almost religiously, and he had a warrior's instincts. Zero was the one mainly fighting him, while X, Callie and Marie mostly handled his subordinates.

"Heh, gotta say, you're pretty good," Zero remarked as his saber and the lance clashed.

"Likewise. I've been eager to clash with Wily's final creation, ever since you surfaced," Scarface chuckled.

"X, Zero, one of you needs to go help Agent 3! He's managed to disable Gate's machine, but he's badly hurt!" Cap'n Cuttlefish said, "he should've respawned by now, but… The effects of the machine must be interferin' with the connection to the respawn point!"

"Zero, I'll go help Agent 3! Just hold the line!" X nodded, as he dashed away. Both of them had cans of healing spray on hand, but X could teleport Ethan out if needed.

That caused Scarface to back off. It seemed that surprised him. "What? What's going on? What's happened to Ethan?"

"Agent 3's badly hurt thanks to Gate's machine, and he's not able to respawn," Callie said. "X should be able to heal him, but…"

That gave Scarface some pause. "I'll let X go. Letting Ethan die at all, let alone like this… It's not right."

There was one detail that Zero didn't overlook. "So you two are on first name basis, then?"

Scarface snorted, "we're rivals, of course we are. We respect each other as proud warriors. I've lost track of the number of times we've fought over the last two years. Still…" He raised his beam lance, "that doesn't mean a ceasefire is in effect, Zero."

"Yeah, should've figured as much. That's fine, we're not backing down, either," Marie smirked.

Zero grinned, as he and Scarface clashed once more, "fine by me! Show me what you've really got!"
 
Glad to see this come back and oh hey, Devil Sword Dante. Inside Ethan's Body. Where Dante gets stabbed. A Lot.

Looks like Virgil isn't the only one who's going to start waking up!
 
Chapter 39: Unswimmingly (VIII)
A/N: Hey, so guess whose laptop decided to break spectacularly and needed to be sent in to Asus for an RMA under warranty? This guy. So that certainly delayed things. I'm still waiting for it to be fixed, but since the next month or so is gonna be a lot less busy, hopefully my schedule should be more consistent.



Chapter 39: Unswimmingly (VIII)

Ethan groaned as he found himself barely able to move. Why wasn't he respawning? Oh cod this hurt so much. Maybe he could remove the sword and try and use his healing spray, but… Would it even help at this point? He could still feel his lower body, so it missed his spine, but…

Was this how he was going to die? Sure, he had been prepared to risk his life, and this wasn't the first time he was facing down the prospect of his own demise, but… He still had so much more to live for. He couldn't die here! Not now! Not like this!

"Huh… I was wondering why I'm suddenly tasting blood. Yeesh, I wake up in so long and I've gone and impaled someone, talk about ironic. You okay, kid? Oh, right, sword through the gut, I guess that's a no."

Why was there suddenly a voice in his head? It sounded masculine, like an older male maybe in their fifties. The voice wasn't even in Inkling or Octoling, but somehow Ethan was able to intuitively understand it. Had Ethan lost that much blood that he was delirious? "Am I hallucinating…?"

There was an amused snort. "Nah, you haven't lost that much blood yet, kiddo. But this is a bit of a problem. You did just free me, and I can't have you dying on me, so… You know what, let's fix that. But I need your consent. If you want to live, you're gonna have to borrow some of my power, and that means merging with me. Don't worry, we can go our separate ways once you're all fixed up, though that might take a while. So, what's it gonna be?"

While Ethan was cautious about making a deal with this mysterious sword… What option did he really have right now? He seemed sincere, at least. "Alright, I guess so."

The voice chucked in his head, "alright, kid, brace yourself, this might hurt somewhat!"

Ethan grit his teeth as the sword suddenly turned to magma, transforming into amorphous semi-liquid that sunk right into his insides, beginning to mend his flesh. The sensation was agonising. Part of him felt like his entire lower body was on fire. But he endured regardless.

And then the pain began to subside. He looked down at where the wound used to be - a scar of solidified lava, just like the sword. He took a deep breath, and slowly rose back to his feet. His hands were shaking. "I'm… I'm okay… Are you still there?"

"Yeah, you should be good to go, now! You're welcome, by the way."

"Sorry, just not used to, uh, a talking sword. Thanks."

"Eh, fair enough. Alright, now to do something cool - just focus on manifesting me into your hand! Part of me is kinda still keeping your internal organs from falling apart, but your ink should be a good enough substitute. Go on."

Ethan took a deep breath, holding out his hand, and focused as he had been instructed - and it turned out to be more intuitive than he expected. In a burst of flame and ink, the Devil Sword manifested in his hand, though it still felt like it was one with him. The colour of the gem had shifted to reflect his ink colour. "Whoa, that is so cool."

However, he had little time to marvel at what he just did, as Gate's device suddenly began to whirr to life once more. Did it still have some reserve energy? Regardless, it didn't matter why Gate was trying to rev it back up, it needed to be stopped. Still, Ethan could barely take a step forward - he still felt woozy.

"Whoa, easy there, kid, you're still in shock. Let me take the wheel for a bit while you recover," Dante advised.

A switch flipped in Ethan's mind as the sword took over, and took off running towards the machine, equipping his ink grappling hook and firing it at the ceiling. It brought him upwards, and as he was getting close to the top he unhooked it, allowing the momentum to keep him going as he gripped the sword in both hands, slicing through the three spinning 'prongs' of the device in one fell swoop, the blade tearing through the steel and rendering the machine completely inoperable.

Man, he liked this new body. Sure, it wasn't as powerful as his old body, but power wasn't everything. Ah, to be young again. But it also wasn't his body, so might as well savour the feeling before he had to give it back.

Gate snarled over the intercom, "curse you, Agent 3! I don't know what exactly you did, but it appears you've claimed the blade for yourself. Fine, then - I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you leave me no choice. Time for you to face my masterpiece!"

A large doorway at the back of the lab opened up, revealing an enormous, black, white and gold robot at least four meters tall that towered over Ethan. The face and parts of the construction resembled a marble statue, which gave him immediate feelings of deja-vu. He could feel something vaguely familiar coming from it.

Gate cackled, "behold, my ultimate weapon, High Max! The final and ultimate Octoweapon!"

High Max actually spoke. "Master Gate demands your termination." His eyes narrowed. "You seem familiar, somehow, and yet I lack memory data on you… How strange."

"Ethan! Are you okay?!"

Ethan looked over his shoulder to see… Rock? No, the kid's own brain corrected him. So Doc Light made another Mega Man. Ethan chuckled, sword hoisted on his shoulder, "well, well, so you're Rock's little brother, huh?"

X saw the sword, and his eyes widened. He looked into Ethan's eyes. "That sword… Your eyes… No way. Is Ethan alright?!" Oh, did his eyes change after taking over this body as well? Huh.

"The kid's fine, he's just in shock after, well, getting impaled. Sorry about that. I'm taking the wheel for a bit until he recovers," the Devil Sword driving Ethan's body remarked, "but right now we've got bigger fish to fry."

X nodded, buster pointed at High Max, "I don't care what you've got up your sleeves, Gate, we're taking this thing down, and then coming for you next!"

"Oh, believe me, I'm eager to see how well my masterpiece performs against you, X," Gate chuckled, "do be sure to put on a good show!"

"You are… Mega Man…? No… You're not him…" High Max said, but shook his head, "irrelevant. You two must be terminated, as per my orders."

That immediately triggered red flags in Ethan's mind. Why would High Max potentially recognise him and Mega Man? But if the feeling he was getting was what he thought it was, then… Damnation, Gate was absolutely playing with fire. Not that it mattered, High Max needed to be dealt with either way. But if he had a nickel for every time some idiot scientist or sorcerer thought it would be a terrific idea to try and control a powerful demon…

High Max raised his arms, firing balls of energy from his palms. Ethan and X dashed in different directions, as Ethan charged in, and X started firing from a distance…

❖​

Ayane couldn't help but feel a small amount of satisfaction as she watched Botos get splatted. That smarmy tub of lard deserved every bit of humiliation he received. The cowardly prick was just straight up begging to not be splatted when Ayane was done with what remained of his goons, and she was in very little mood to be merciful with him. He should be glad he was simply going to respawn outside.

However, when X dashed right past her during the fight, she was wondering what was going on, and it made her concerned about Ethan. Now that she was done with the riff-raff, though, she could join Ethan and-

"Oh, so you're Agent 4. Your skills certainly live up to your reputation around here."

Ayane spun around, her Charger trained on the Inkling girl with the strange 'wings' in the Octoling soldier gear, looking at her mischievously. It didn't take two seconds for her to figure out who this was. "Morrigan, I presume. And if you're about to ask if you'd like to kiss me, the answer is 'no'."

"Aw, you're no fun. But I've had my fill for now - Callie and Marie were very satisfying," Morrigan smirked, licking her lips. "And you look absolutely delectable as well."

"Ugh, TMI," Ayane said, rolling her eyes. "Look, lady, I've got a job to do, so if you don't mind-"

That's when Iris came around the corner, her eyes narrowing as she saw Morrigan. "I should've know you'd still be around, succubus." Ayane realised pretty quickly that she didn't have her Octo Saber, and while her teammates came around behind her, it was odd that she was ahead of them. In fact… Iris seemed like a completely different person altogether.

Morrigan turned around, blinking, "oh, my, this is a surprise! A little desperate to possess someone of the opposite sex, though, isn't it?"

"Sex or gender doesn't matter, it's about strength. If you excuse me," Iris said, storming past them.

"Hey, creepy girl, do you know what's going on with Iris?!" asked Artemis, as she came over, "is she actually being possessed by that sword?"

Wait, the sword is possessing Iris?! What had Ayane missed in the last ten minutes?!

Morrigan sighed, crossing her arms. "That's not the sword possessing her, it's the spirit tied to the sword. I swear, that man is so, so stubborn, unlike his brother, he's much more fun-"

"-stop being vague and spit it out already. Who or what is possessing her, and how can we get it out of her?" Karlene snapped.

"This is only an educated guess right now, but she's being possessed either by an echo or the outright soul of the man who originally Yamato - Vergil, one of the two sons of Sparda, the Legendary Dark Knight. It's funny, that sword belonged to his father, but somehow it became more bound to him than Sparda ever did," Morrigan chuckled. "And he's not going to give up that new body without a fight. Still, it's hard to tell how much of her is Iris and how much of her is Vergil right now - possession is rarely an outright binary, sometimes minds tend to blend a lot."

"Yikes, that's not good," Hinata winced.

Ayane sighed. She should've figured something was wrong when Iris somehow managed to inuit the name of the sword. "Guess I'll have to beat the possession out of her, then."

"No. I'll do it," Artemis frowned, a hand on the Octo Saber on her back, "she's my girlfriend, and I have to prove to this 'Vergil' that I can beat him with Iris' weapon."

"Funny, I thought you were going to use Red Queen. That was the weapon used by Vergil's son, you know," Morrigan smirked.

That got a smirk out of Artemis, but she shook her head, "I mean, would be funny, but nah. I've seen how Iris fights with Yamato. The problem is… Vergil fights like a human, not an Octoling. I don't think he properly grasps how much of a weakness that is…"

Ayane couldn't help but smirk. Artemis at times was a lot smarter than people gave her credit for.

"What's this about Iris being possessed?" asked Liam, as his team arrived.

"We'll explain later, let's just go wrap up this mission!" Karlene said, as they got moving.

❖​

Zero's duel with Scarface was soon interrupted when the back line of Scarface's unit was completely wiped. Reinforcements had arrived.

"WASSAP, OCTOJERKS?" Pearl grinned as she spun her dualies in her hands. Behind her was Marina, Ciel, Marino, Alia, Layer, and Palette.

"I expected the cavalry, but not like this," Scarface said, "I thought you retired from fighting altogether, Marino."

"I heard my boyfriend is in trouble, so I came running," Marino said, flipping her dagger in her hands, "outta the way, big guy."

"Wait, your boyfriend is-heh. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised."

"Scarface," Marina frowned as she raised a Hero Brella towards him. There were all sorts of mixed feelings etched into her expression. "Sorry, but you're outnumbered."

Scarface sighed. "If you're going to splat me, then get it over with."

Zero, however, had other ideas. "Ladies, keep going, and go help X and Ethan. I want to finish this little duel." He knew perhaps this wasn't the most practical thing to do, but he was confident that the others could handle things without him, and frankly, the idea of finishing this one-on-one duel with such a worthy foe was so appealing to him.

Callie blinked, "uh, you sure? You're running low on energy-"

"That just makes it an even fight."

That got Scarface to laugh. "A bit arrogant of you, Zero, but I won't say no to a continuation of this duel! You may pass, ladies. I don't particularly care about the outcome of this whole operation at this point."

"Zero's so cool," Layer said with a blush, as she ran past, along with the others.

"By the way…" Ciel handed him an energy capsule as she ran past, "a pick-me-up for later."

Zero just stashed it, and smirked, taking on a battle stance, "alright, let's finish this."

"Just what I was about to say," Scarface replied, doing much the same thing.

The corridor crackled with energy as their weapons collided.

❖​

X dashed around, dodging High Max's energy balls. Somehow, High Max could float, even if it was only inches off the floor, and was moving around to try and stay out of range of Ethan's sword, which seemed to actually be able to damage him despite only reaching up to his knees. X was having trouble doing anything to High Max - he seemed to have some kind of energy barrier that was disrupted by X's charged shots, but at the same time his armour was largely impervious to his normal shots, and the barrier recharged shortly after.

So X decided to try something else. He hit the barrier with a charged shot, and then threw a few Metal Blades.

It certainly did a bit of damage, at least. But X was low on weapon energy thanks to Gate's device, and with only eight weapon energy reserve slots, he needed to constantly switch weapons and make it count.

High Max seemed to sort of ignore him for the most part, focusing on Ethan, who was ducking and dodging the incoming energy balls. X couldn't help but observe that the Devil Sword was actually spraying ink - it seems Ethan and the sword were in sync, surprisingly enough. He did detect that they had merged to some degree, likely to save Ethan's life, so that was at least fortunate.

X formed a second buster. He charged up a normal charged shot with his right buster, and a charged Atomic Fire on his left - a slightly dangerous combination, but he needed to get High Max's attention in a big way. He threw his right arm forward as he fired a normal shot when High Max stopped moving, and then fired the Atomic Fire with the other.

The energy barrier was disrupted, and the Atomic Fire did its work, damaging High Max's chest armour and exposing some notable cracks. That was enough for High Max to redirect his attention, and began charging a huge energy ball, but instead of throwing it he charged right at X, palm forward. "I underestimated you. I need to be rid of you before I deal with the other target."

X had counted on something like this, though, dashing to the side as he blasted High Max with another charged shot, and expending all the energy he had in one cell bombarding him with Napalm Bombs. "Don't count on it."

High Max turned around, hurling the energy ball at X. "I can outlast you. I detect you're low on energy, too little to do lasting damage. As long as I stay at range of the sword, I have the advantage."

X grit his teeth, dashing to the side, but the projectile clipped him, sending him tumbling.

"Gotta admit, he's right," Ethan frowned, as he dashed over to help X up, "wish I had Ebony and Ivory right now… Or be able to use summoned swords. That'd be handy right about now!"

"Hmph, you're just too slow, brother."

X blinked, as someone else entered the fray, slashing at High Max's legs with Yamato, cutting into the armour - it was Iris. And her movements and body language were different. And her eyes… "Iris…? Oh, don't tell me…"

Ethan laughed, "well, ain't this a coincidence, Brother! Or should I say 'Sister'? Being a girl suits you. How'd you get stuck in your own sword?"

"Enough with the mockery and help me fight this thing, you idiot!" Iris snapped.

"More targets to terminate…" High Max said, as he hovered away, firing off more energy balls. Iris continued to pursue, while X and Ethan proceeded to dodge, trying to cut off High Max's retreat from a different angle.

That's when the rest of Iris' team and Orion's team arrived, along with Morrigan. X put aside his desire to punch Morrigan in the face for the time being, as he tried to coordinate them, "before you ask, big guy's got an energy barrier. It needs to be disrupted with a charged shot before he can take damage, and whatever you pull out needs to be strong to damage his armour!"

"Good thing we've got Specials, then!" Liam grinned, as he pulled out a Sting Ray. "You got those Tenta Missiles, Karlene?"

"Yep," Karlene said, pulling out the dual missile launchers, "Ori, Ayane, Hinata, keep that barrier down while we bombard him!"

"Got it!" Orion said, taking aim with his Charger, giving Hinata time to charge up her Splatling. "Firing… NOW!"

The energy shot slammed into High Max's barrier, and Liam immediately started spraying, the Sting Ray drilling into High Max's armour as Karlene started firing missiles. Just as the barrier reformed, Hinata's Splatling began bombarding it, allowing the full force of both special weapons to rip into him. Both Orion and Ayane peppered the barrier just to be sure.

X could see something past the armour, and it wasn't just electronics - was that flesh? And it was… Moving. And yet at the same time, it looked like it was half-rotted.

"Time to bring him down!" Artemis grinned as she charged, and she slashed at High Max's leg repeatedly with the Octo Saber, ripping into it. Iris followed her lead with Yamato.

High Max fell down onto one knee, slamming his palm onto the floor with an energy shockwave that sent the two sprawling. "You inferior little creatures…!"

Ethan gripped the Devil Sword, "X, throw me at his head. I've got an idea."

X frowned, but he nodded, picking Ethan up and hurling him as hard as he could. "Take him down!"

High Max turned his head up, just as Ethan was on him - and the sword was driven right through the red crystal on his head, and straight through. Ethan planted both feet on his face, and roared as he pulled up, ripping the blade out of the top of High Max's head.

High Max cried out in pain… And he went still, frozen like a statue. X was disturbed by the half-rotted viscera around his head - what the hell was he?

Morrigan caught him as he fell. "Nicely done. You haven't lost your edge, Dante."

"Morrigan! I should've figured you'd show up," Ethan grinned, "you're looking as lovely as ever." He blinked, "oh, crap, sorry, my bad, this guy's spoken for."

"The compliment is appreciated, nonetheless," Morrigan smirked as she put him down.

Gate was clapping from the observation room. "Impressive, but a futile effort. High Max also has the ability to automatically restart and regenerate. All I have to do is press a button, and-"

"I remember. I remember everything," High Max said, his eyes glowing red as he began to stand once more.

"Oh, great, he's moving again," Koji said, "let's-"

"No, stop! Get away from him!" Ethan frowned, "I guess even his half-rotted corpse wouldn't be put down this easily… Eh, whatever. We'll just kill you again, old man."

High Max looked down at Ethan contemptuously. "Even with a new body without the blood of Sparda, you continue to display your arrogance, Dante. I will make you regret it, along with making you pay for the times you've ruined my plans to rule this world."

"What the… High Max, stop blabbering nonsense and destroy them already!" Gate snapped.

High Max just looked at him, and from his eyes, fired multiple energy spears, which crashed into the reinforced glass and shattered it entirely, forcing Gate to take cover. "SILENCE. You, who had the temerity to try and turn me into your weapon! I am the tool of no-one, especially not some foolish mortal!"

"Uh, guys, what the shell is he talking about?!" Artemis winced, preparing her saber.

"I was hoping this wasn't the case, but it's what I suspected," Morrigan snarled. "'High Max' is just a robotic shell to harness the power of the half-dead corpse of the devil prince of the Netherealm."

"Fine by me. I've still got plenty of vengeance to exact on him," Iris smirked, hand on the now-sheathed Yamato.

"I may be weakened, but both the sons of Sparda are far from their prime. I will enjoy turning you into my puppet again, Vergil, along with your brother," said High Max.

"No. Never again. I'm going to rend you into a million pieces," Iris snarled.

"Chill, Brother, he's just trying to psyche you out," Ethan said, the Devil Sword gripped in his hands. "We'll kick your ass as many times as we have to, Mundus."

"Don't forget, I'm here too. I'm going to enjoy tearing you apart and making sure you die for good," Morrigan said, grinning with a hint of sadism.

"Oh cod we're up against some ancient demon king," Ayane groaned. "Just when I was hoping we were actually wrapping up this mission… Everyone get ready! He's going to be even more dangerous, now!"

X frowned, readying his buster. He did not have the energy for this…

❖​

Dr. Light stroked his beard, frowning, "exactly as I feared. Gate tried to weaponize the corpse of Mundus for his own ends, only to basically revive the devil prince once more."

Cap'n Cuttlefish nodded. Sure, this was fairly new for him, but the stakes were pretty clear. "That ain't good. So what's our options, Doc?"

"Thankfully, Ciel is delivering something that should give X an edge. Something new that she and I have been working on, but also integrating a weapon that even before I began working on X, I had been researching - a method to permanently slay Mundus."

Merga suddenly teleported in, spooking Craig a bit. Could've given at least a little warning. "I'm here. Is the situation really that dire?"

"I wouldn't say 'dire' yet, but it certainly has escalated," Dr. Light nodded, "the worst case scenario has occurred, and we need your help."
 
Chapter 40: Unswimmingly (IX)
A/N: Sorry it's been so long since I've updated this thing, but as I mentioned in Henshin Sisters, well, I paused on publishing new chapters for a while for a bunch of reasons. I'm gonna try and get back into at least writing and posting chapters semi-regularly, though.



Chapter 40: Unswimmingly (IX)

X knew he should've brought a full set of upgraded armour to this operation. And yet, for some insane reason, he didn't. Even when his friends around him were desperately trying to not get themselves killed by the former ruler of the Netherrealm himself.

After bringing down Tartar and Wily, X had willingly relinquished the armour parts that had helped him save his friends and the world. As far as he told anyone else, it was because he wanted the parts to be studied and upgraded. But the truth was, X was wary of the sheer power the parts gave him, and he dreaded when he might have to put them on next. He wasn't sure if he was terrified of the idea of wielding such power or hated it. He didn't want to become some kind of deity or king. Hell, being CEO of an entire corporation was almost a little bit too much for him. He just wanted a normal life. Being given power only added to the temptation of using that power to take shortcuts.

But as he saw Mundus clad in the shell that was High Max rain down large needles of red energy from his eyes and hands towards himself and his friends, forcing him to frantically dash and dodge while firing back, he realised his folly. As long as there were adversaries out there who had the means and desire to do harm, forgoing power outright would only expose his friends and innocent lives to said harm, and that pained him even more than the idea of having too much power. Sometimes power was something you absolutely needed to make a difference. It tore at him, but he needed the strength to protect his friends.

X formed two busters, charging up a double Atomic Fire shot. He wanted to end this as quickly as possible, and if that meant taxing his busters to output as much firepower as he could, it was a risk he'd have to take. He took a deep breath, and aimed for High Max's neck.

He was outright bowled over by the two shots firing at once, as they combined into one powerful firey blast. It was a Hail Mary play for sure, because, frankly, this was the last of his weapon energy.

High Max moved to evade, but not quickly enough – the combined blast ripped through his shoulder and a third of his head, straight up obliterating the armour around that area and leaving the edges that remained a melting mess of glowing metal. But what was underneath mortified X to no end – hints of Mundus' true form, a hideous, writing mass of half-rotten flesh intermixed with broken marble and cybernetics, one of his three eyes poking out from the side of the head. The cybernetic demon looked down at X with hatred and contempt. "You. You are one of Dr. Light's creations. A mere imitation of humanity, made from steel. Even more worthless than a human-"

"HEY!" Artemis suddenly began charging up a Booyah Bomb, getting High Max's attention as she added her own ki to the mixture, "how about you shut the shell up?!"

X hit the shield with a charged buster shot, and Artemis hurled the bomb right against High Max's upper torso, the eruption of ink splattering all over his armour and on the flesh inside, which seemed to sizzle like it was being burned. High Max glowered at Artemis with glowing red eyes, "how dare you insignificantly little thing challenge me. I am Mundus, lord of the Netherrealm, and I am a god!"

Artemis snorted, as she gripped the Octo Saber, "a so-called 'god', huh? As if we haven't beaten one of those before. You're just some has-been from thousands of years ago who thinks he's still hot squit. X is worth more than you'll ever amount to!"

"SILENCE!"

X dashed quickly, getting in front of Artemis moments before multiple red needles came down on her, pushing her out of the way.

As the needles pierced his body in multiple places, they induced searing pain, causing him to grit his teeth. Even his pain suppression systems were having trouble with this agony – it was like this attack was specifically designed to cause immense amount of pain to whomever was struck. "Guh…"

"X! You didn't have to do that! I would've respawned just fine!" Artemis gasped, as she rushed to his side, using the saber to try and cut away at the spears, "oh cod are you okay?!"

"That's not guaranteed when dealing with someone like this," X groaned, his hands trembling as he began tearing them out by hand. Even touching them was agonizing. "It hurts…"

"You could have stood by and allowed them to pierce her, and yet you threw yourself in harm's way. If you had not, you would be spared such agony. How pathetic," said High Max, "I seldom understand why you lesser creatures value your 'compassion'. It only makes you weak."

The taunting only made X angry. The pain was flooded away by a righteous fury as his hands glowed green, as he gripped the last needle and pulled it out, its power overridden by his own, and he hurled the spear right at High Max's neck. The spear pierced right through, causing High Max to choke as he stumbled back, "how…?!"

That gave the entire team time to counter-attack, overwhelming High Max with energy and ink in equal measure. The cybernetic devil prince snarled in pain and rage, before unleashing a wave of energy that bowled everyone down. A pair of marble wings burst from High Max's back. "INSOLENCE! Do not think me so easily defeated! And I will not be defeated by such inferior mimicries of human beings!"

"WE AIN'T MIMICKIN' NOBODY, BUD! WE'RE OUR OWN PEOPLE! SO BUZZ OFF!"

High Max brought up his arms to shield his face and torso as he was suddenly hit by a full-strength Killer Wail – specifically the Princess Cannon, courtesy of Pearl, who was making full use of her voice.

"You're always a pain in the ass to bring down, big guy," Dante!Ethan chuckled, flipping back onto his feet.

"If only we had to settle for these inferior bodies," said Vergil!Iris contemptuously as she did much the same.

Ethan shook his head, "geez, Brother, give these folks a little credit, they're pretty skilled and they're doing their best!"

Ciel waved as the reinforcements arrived, setting up a defensive position at the back of the lab… Including setting up an upgrade capsule. "X! We've got something you'll need!"

X was not going to say no to upgrades and a recharge. He stumbled over towards the capsule, "nice to see you. I guess Zero is staying behind?"

"Still fighting Scarface. Geez, you look terrible," said Palette, as she operated the capsule, opening it up. "But we've got something real good just for you!"

X got inside as the others continued the fight. "If even the sons of Sparda couldn't finish off Mundus for good… What chance do we have?"

"Funny you should say that, because you've got something even they don't," Marina said as the capsule closed, "apparently he was working on a method to do the job even when he was still alive. And it's part of you."

X blinked, "what?!"

Before any elaboration was made, the upgrade process began.

❖​

Artemis winced as one of the red 'needles' cut her arm as she dodged, feeling a surge of pain that caused her to tumble over. At this point High Max had summoned four dark grey orbs that were generating some kind of force field.

"Up you get, no time for taking a nap!" Morrigan teased as she grabbed Artemis' arm and pulled her up, "if you don't keep moving, you'll be quite dead before you know it."

"Thanks," Artemis panted, as she glanced over towards Iris. She was struggling to knock the needles out of the air, and even got struck by a couple, causing her to fall on one knee. Artemis dashed over, cutting away the needles coming at them and using her hand to tear out the ones stuck in her, "Iris, are you okay?!"

"Tch… I don't need your help…" Iris grunted.

"That's not what Iris would say. Who's in control, her or Vergil?"

That momentarily gave Iris pause, as she looked up at Iris pleadingly, whispering "help me, Arti…" Her head tipped forward as she stood up, as Vergil reasserted control, "irrelevant. Mundus must be stopped."

Artemis begrudgingly agreed, but this had to be sorted out once this big bad evil guy was beaten. She wouldn't let Iris become a puppet for some dead jerk.

Orion dashed over, getting closer to help with cover fire, "sis, what the shell is going on with Ethan and Iris?! They're talking and fighting like completely different people!"

"Apparently Ethan's being possessed by this 'Dante' guy who's in that sword he's using, and Iris is being possessed by the spirit in Yamato, who is apparently 'Vergil'," Artemis frowned, as she deflected a few more needles. "So that's just great."

"Hey, we're sharing the wheel! It's Dante's brother who's being a bad sport about this!" Ethan called out. Artemis couldn't help but notice only one of his eyes was now a different colour than usual, as if signifying the fact that Ethan and Dante were both 'driving', so to speak.

"You do know that's my girlfriend he's possessing, right?!"

Ethan winced, as Dante momentarily took full control, "oh. That's awkward. My brother's a stubborn bastard, so…"

"So how do we fix her?" Axl asked as he dashed over, raising a protective shield made of ink.

"Get Yamato away from her, but I don't think 'Vergil' is gonna take kindly to that," Orion frowned, as he used the cover to take shots at High Max. "He seems like the type who only cares about strength."

"Yeah… Guess there's only one way to get him to listen," said Artemis. It wasn't something she was happy to do, but she was ready to do it.

❖​

X was fully recharged, and his damaged parts were swapped out for a new armour set – one that had a knightlier appearance, assembled with framed pieces adorned with green power crystals, and gold details that stacked up vertically, up to the helmet crest. His new buster had fins resembling hand guards, and as he stepped out of the capsule, a long green energy blade formed, the fins snapping into place to resemble a sword hilt. "What on Earth…?"

"I designed this armour based on data from the first-generation armour upgrades and the data Dr. Light was developing for the next generations," smiled Ciel, "this will allow you to fully harness the ability he integrated into you. I call it the 'Blade Armour'."

X quickly understood as he ran diagnostics. "Okay. If we lose this battle, we'll lose everything. This time, just sealing Mundus away isn't an option."

"Go get 'em, X," Marie smirked, with a wink.

X stepped out into the fray, charging up a normal shot with one buster and a Napalm Bomb with the other, "MUNDUS! This world isn't yours to conquer! Not now, not EVER!"

High Max's attention was drawn towards him, eyes glowing as if prepared to attack once more, "so you received an upgrade, did you? It won't help you. You are no demon, no son of Sparda. You are just an automaton created by humans. Weak, worthless-"

X formed the energy blade, dashing towards High Max with increased speed, the cybernetic devil's incoming attacks too slow to hit their mark. He brought up the huge sword as he leaped into the air, and with one mighty charged strike, destroyed the orbs powering the forcefield and destroying High Max's energy barrier, before unleashing a barrage of charged Napalm Bombs that blew a massive hole in his torso and tore up most of the armour, leaving it barely holding together while burning from the napalm, "enough with your gloating. I'm already sick of your crap. You're just a heartless monster that needs to be put down."

Mundus stumbled back, but he prepared to charge another attack, firing off a beam of energy from his head that X blocked with his energy blade, "how dare you-"

"COMIN' THROUGH!" Artemis grinned, using the opportunity to dash in, slash multiple times at High Max's armour with the Octo Saber as she covered it with ink and climbed up, and then hurled a Splat Bomb right into the open chest hole, wincing as her eyes passed over the writing mass of flesh and hands inside that tried to reach out and grab her, one of them grabbing her arm. "Ew, ew, ew, ew…!"

Iris sliced through the arm that gripped Artemis, as the Splat Bomb went off, allowing Artemis to jump off. X could see Iris' normal eyes reassert themselves once more, if briefly.

The others saw an opportunity, and started hurling as many Splat Bombs into the torso hole as they could. A few were knocked out by the hands or couldn't fit, but bombs that did get in and explode flooded the inside with ink, causing High Max to cry out in rage and agony as he stopped the energy beam, "this substance… It should not burn as it does! This is impossible!"

X began charging another attack, raising his blade upwards.

"Ah, I was wonderin' what was going on," Dante!Ethan grinned, "you never liked humans, Mundus, and the feeling was very mutual. Humanity always wished for a world where you and your ilk are gone forever. And somehow, these cephalopod people? They inherited the wishes of humanity, and through their ink, that wish has power. Power that can hurt you in ways demons never could."

"Dante… You-"

X brought down the charged energy blade, delivering a powerful cross-slash that further ripped apart the armour, leaving only fragments hanging from the writing mass of flesh that fell to the ground, on its hands. The head was gone, leaving only three huge, bulging monstrous eyes. The sword also ripped into Mundus' flesh, causing him to cry out once more. He stared at X, in a way that X thought expressed bafflement, and to some degree, fear. "No… This power… This cannot be!"

"Dr. Light found a way to kill you for good - something he integrated into my core based on decades of research and collaboration with beings from all walks of life - gods, demons, humans and more - and through that, he created a holy power that is a bane of all that is evil," X said, raising his blade once more in anticipation for a killing blow, "I don't like to kill. I wish to the heavens every day that I would never need to take another life ever again, that I could give everyone a second chance. But you? You spit in the face of charity, kindness and empathy and mock it without hesitation or remorse. You've had your chance. You don't belong in this world. Die, monster!"

"NO! I REFUSE! I WILL NOT BE DESTROYED BY AN AUTOMATION AND SOME MERE SEA CREATURES!" Mundus roared, unleashing waves of energy that knocked everyone back.

"Yeesh, I don't think I've ever seen him panic like this. Seems like whatever the Doc cooked up is the real deal after all," said Dante!Ethan.

"But we're not getting close to him as long as he's doing that," Vergil!Iris grunted.

"We just need to stun him long enough to get close," said Morrigan. "But that's going to be quite the effort…"

"Leave it to the rest of us," said Ayane, pulling out a Stinger, "everyone make use of your Specials! Don't let up for even a moment!"

As everyone else prepared their specials, X looked to Ethan, Iris, Morrigan, and Artemis as they stood alongside him, prepared to-wait. "Artemis? You're going to-"

"Hey, I don't have any fancy demon powers or whatever, but I'm not sitting out of this charge," Artemis said as she gripped her Octo Saber.

X nodded. Artemis could be reckless, but her bravery was not in dispute. "Alright, wait on my signal…"

The energy pulses continued to hit them, right up until the first ranged specials began to hit, disrupting Mundus' concentration. X began to charge, "GO!"

He and the other four charged at Mundus, dodging incoming projectiles as their allies bombarded the devil prince with everything they had. X was cutting down incoming attacks left and right. Mundus was desperate. That meant this was the final strike.

However, the assault was starting to let up, and Mundus was just about to resume pushing them back-

"Hey, kept you guys waiting, huh?" A charged shot flew past, slamming into Mundus, and Zero was launched right over them, looking somewhat worse for wear than when X last saw him, but he did a spinning slash that ripped into Mundus rapidly, "so this is the guy who's been giving you guys so much trouble? Man, he's ugly!"

"What a pitiful sight!" Merga also sailed right over them, her hands glowing as she hacked and slashed with her energy blades, furiously tearing into the demon prince with acrobatic moves, "I was hoping for a challenge when I got here, not some half-rotten corpse!"

"Thanks, you two!" X smiled, as he charged up as much energy as he could possibly muster into his beam blade. It was time to finally end this.

"You should've seen him on Mallet Island!" Dante!Ethan laughed, as the group reached Mundus, and he started hacking and slashing with the Devil Sword in one hand, and charging up a shot with the Hero Shot. "Time to finish you off for good, Mundus!"

Vergil!Iris was furiously hacking and slashing with Yamato, "the nightmare finally ends here!"

"Nobody hurts my friends and gets away with it!" Artemis snapped as she went ham with the Octo Saber.

Morrigan was viciously ripping into Mundus with her hands and her 'wings', "your 'reign' ends here, Mundus. I'd say it was fun, but… I'd be lying."

"NO! IT CANNOT END LIKE THIS! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!" Mundus roared, attempting to charge up one last-ditch attack.

"Too slow!" Dante!Ethan grinned, firing a charged shot at Mundus' 'face' at point blank, disrupting the charge, "JACKPOT!"

X brought down the blade, slashing into Mundus, rending him in half, the green energy flowing into Mundus' body, beginning to rip him apart. "Perish, and begone from this world!"

"X…! ZERO…! MERGA…! ETHAN…! ARTEMIS…! IRIS…! YOU AND YOUR 'FRIENDS' WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE PEACE AS LONG AS YOU LIVE!" Mundus roared, his voice weakening as his body disintegrated, "DANTE…! VERGIL…! I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN HELL! I CURSE YOU ALL!"

"Don't count on it, Mundus," Dante!Ethan said. "Your words are as empty as your soul. If there is an afterlife for someone like you, I hope it's one of loneliness, where you have nothing and no-one to rule. Good riddance."

Mundus just roared, his voice fading away as he finally perished. It was done.

Ethan laughed as he sat down, "whew, that was a crazy, fight, huh?"

"Whatever. I'm done here," Vergil!Iris said as she turned and began walking away.

"HEY!" Artemis snapped, pointing a finger at Iris, "don't you dare try to walk away with Iris' body!"

X frowned. He should've known this was going to happen. "Vergil… Drop the sword, and give Iris back her body."

Vergil!Iris stopped, and looked back at them with contempt. "She was weak, and sought my power to achieve victory. She should be happy that I'm using this body to its full potential."

Merga blinked, looking at Zero, "do you have any idea what's going on here?"

"Not a damn clue," Zero said, scratching his head.

Artemis was clearly incensed, activating the Octo Saber again as her ink colour changed, "don't you dare talk about her like that! We all have our moments of weakness. You're no exception. Just because you don't have a body doesn't mean you have the right to take someone else's!"

"Yeah, Vergil, you're in one of your jackass phases again," Dante!Ethan groaned. "Am I gonna have to kick your ass again to make you see reason?"

"Hoo, boy," Zero frowned, "guess we gotta step in, X."

X nodded, "yeah, I-"

"No, I have to do this myself," Artemis said, stepping forward, setting the saber to pure ink mode. "I'm going to save Iris, by beating Vergil with her weapon."

"This is utterly farcical. But fine," Vergil!Iris said, taking on a sword stance, "I accept your challenge. Maybe you'll be entertaining for longer than five seconds."

"Uh… Guys?" Koji called out, "hate to interrupt the dramatic stand-off, but we've got trouble!"

X looked up at the observation area of the lab. Up there, along with Gate, stood the Generals, along with their subordinates behind them. X just felt so tired and annoyed. "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! We've already won!"

"It's not over yet. Not until we can no longer fight," said Ferham, looking absolutely furious as she strained her whip in her hand.

"And from our perspective, we're seein' a bunch of exhausted Inklings, Octoling traitors, and damaged robots ready to be picked off!" Botos laughed.

"He does know you can probably win just by yourself, right, X?" Zero asked dryly.

"Or myself for that matter," said Merga, "and considering I was robbed of a worthy challenge? I would be more than happy to take it out on these fools."

"The red robot's got a point. You see what X did to Gate's masterpiece? I'm not sure I want to have a piece of that," Red said. "Also that dragon robot looks pre-ty scary if you ask me. Don't know if I wanna tangle with her."

"And Zero defeated me in honourable single combat. I have no interest in getting involved any further. We've already failed our objective to protect the base," Scarface said, crossing his arms.

Ferham whipped the floor, "I'm not leaving without defeating the Agents! I'll come back as many times as I have to!"

"Oh, for the love of…!" Callie stormed over, "FERHAM, GET DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME ALREADY! We're not gonna have a decent conversation if you're just pent up like that! If you're gonna take your frustration out on someone, do it on me!"

Ferham grinned, her eyes wild as she jumped down. X noticed she was wearing some kind of modified Inkjet. "If you insist. I'll punish you as much as you desire!"

"Phrasing~!" Morrigan giggled.

Oh, right, that reminded X.

He punched Morrigan in the face, surprising her and sending her reeling, "OW! What the…?!"

"That's for forcing yourself on Marie and Callie," X said sternly. "It's the least you deserve for what you pulled."

Morrigan looked genuinely stunned, but then she laughed, and took a deep breath, "goodness, you really are Light's boy, aren't you? Fine, I apologise. But maybe proper apologies should wait until this is over and done with, don't you think?"

X sighed, and turned towards the remainder of the Octarian forces. Time to do some cleanup.
 
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