Miyako had gotten too used to being able to predict the ebb and flow of terrible incidents from the boredom or excitement on her Captain's face. Shion would get bored slightly before something ended, and excited days, weeks, or sometimes years before it began. Mostly because he never really seemed to know exactly when or what would happen, just that something would. She hadn't realized what a crutch it had been until she left the division and was left... not floundering. But it had been strange, being back under Captain Ukitake. He was a careful and considerate man, though still much work fell onto her shoulders as he simply fell ill and had to stop working on his various responsibilities.
He would not be the type of person humming to himself as he pretends ignorance to the chaos of his own division.
It felt like all the brightness had drained out of the division when Kaien died. And poor Rukia... Miyako had done her best for the girl, but...
In the end, hadn't she abandoned her too? Left her to the confused whispers of her new nobility while Miyako took the promotion and discarded her name. But it had just been--
She had felt like she couldn't comfort anyone, anymore. A widow who'd cut down her own husband… Rukia had looked at her with such guilt. Captain Ukitake as well. She didn't want their pity. It was still easier to speak with Shion, who seemed to have been born without sympathy.
It would've been easier if Kukaku had been mad. Her sister in law... former sister in law. She was always fiery, loud, 'pissed as hell', as she liked to say it. But instead--
"If Isshin wants the clan to die, I guess it'll die," she'd said. "Good fucking riddance. I hate this place."
But Miyako can't let it die. She has to hold on. And, in the end...
"Rukia?" Miyako repeats in disbelief, staring at the report in her hand. "On the execution block!?"
Rangiku crosses her arms across her chest, blowing a strand of bright orange hair out of her face.
"I know," she says. "What's with that? No one's used that thing since I even came to the Seireitei!"
That can't be right. Rukia's a Kuchiki.
"Her brother has had nothing to say about this," Miyako says, still staring at the report as if it will miraculously change.
"He's the one that brought her back in the first place," Rangiku says. "Seriously... makes me glad I never found any blood relations."
"We have to do something about this," Miyako says, rising to her feet.
"Yes, but what can we..."
Rangiku pauses to look up and shield her eyes as the protective shield array that covers the entire city suddenly flares to life, blindingly bright.
"What the hell," Rangiku says. "Is that some type of... spirit bomb?" Even as she says that, the golden sphere that had been hitting the barrier explodes as it breaks through, sending little dark specs dropping out of the sky.
In front of Miyako, a pure black hell butterfly highlighted with tangerine orange spots flutters down.
"Miyako-chan," Shion's voice merrily projects through the animal as if it were nothing more than a human world music speaker. "It seems that we are under attack."
"Hello, Captain Kamiya," Miyako says. "You wouldn't have anything to do with this, right?"
Rangiku stiffens and stares at the butterflies, mouth pursed. She doesn't much like Shion.
Of course, most reasonable people don't like him. It's only been mildly less stressful recently, what with him taking long vacations into the human world and haphazardly leaving Hitsugaya in charge whenever he pleases.
"You think so highly of me! It's quite exciting to see someone successfully break the Soul Society's barrier, isn't it? Makes you think that all of society's barriers might be breaking down soon enough."
That wasn't a 'no, I didn't do it'.
"So, what did you want from me, then?"
"Toshiro-kun tells me that they put young Rukia on the execution block."
Miyako goes cold.
"I know. If you read your own reports, your Lieutenant wouldn't have had to tell you."
It had been absurd when she read the news. But horrible things that her former President tells her do not long rest in the realm of hypotheticals.
"And deny Toshiro-kun the chance to read all of my files?"
Shion's laughter has a hollow edge from the way it projects through the butterfly.
"I'm joking, Lieutenant. Joking! I have a very special task for you as well. But that's for later! Since I can't order other Captains around, let's not call it a task. Let's call it a request. Captain Miyako... it's nothing much, but I think in about two days from now, I'd like you to check in on Captain Shunsui. I think one of the packages I'm expecting was accidentally addressed to his division instead of mine."
That doesn't sound like a Captain level task, that sounds like a Lieutenant chore.
Rangiku makes an insulted sound next to her.
"Do your own dirty work, Shion!" she says.
"Hi, Rangiku! Don't worry. I am."
The butterfly stills for a second as a sound very similar to a disconnection dial permeates the air, and then flutters off.
"You shouldn't do it," Rangiku says immediately. "Though I don't really think anything that dangerous could happen with Captain Shunsui around."
What Rangiku doesn't know is that Shion isn't any good at locating physical packages. Just people. Miyako doesn't have any intention of delivering whomever it is to Shion, of course. But...
Overhead, she watches the sky repair itself, and feels cold.
Shion wouldn't be this excited over a singular execution. Something terrible has happened. Is happening. But if that's the case...
Why does everything seem so... normal?
Shion likes having Toshiro around. It's good having that youthful energy that combines both righteousness, nosiness, and worry for their own dignity.
Unfortunately, he can't be allowed to eavesdrop on this meeting when he's prone to telling Hinamori, Aizen's young lieutenant, everything he worries about or suspects. Not that that will be an issue for much longer!
They clap their hands together twice.
"Okay, Toshiro-kun! You get the rest of the day off! Have fun out there!"
Toshiro glowers at them.
"I'm not a child," he says.
If he's not a child, then he should simply grow up. Age in soul society is a tenuous thing, fueled partially by amount of reiatsu and partially from how old you feel. Having captain level spiritual pressure is enough to keep you aging as slowly as you want, but it's the mentality that keeps one young! Kisuke looks like he's gained ten years over the past century, which is just terrible. Shion's looked exactly the same for over 200 years.
"Yes, yes," Shion says cheerily. "You have to go away so I can play with my toys, Toshiro-kun!"
If Miyako were here, she'd have refused to leave point plank. His mistake for making it too obvious that he's always talking about people when he makes jokes like this.
But Toshiro assumes it's another lab project. Not that he's wrong.
"Don't push more work on me later to make up for this," Toshiro says darkly, and lets himself out of the room.
Half an hour later, Captain Kaname Tousen walks in.
"Kamiya," he says, voice slow and dark. "I gave you an ultimatum. You've sat on it for long enough."
In the century that Shion has had this lab, they've never had a chair for visitors, let alone a cleared desk space. But in just half an hour, the entire room has transformed. Shion sits patiently at his desk, hands laced together over some paperwork. A wicker chair has specifically been brought in and then pulled out on the other side of the table for Tousen to sit down on.
Kaname does not sit down.
"I'm glad you could find your way here," Shion says, beaming. "So, you asked for a way to regain your sight while also maintaining your sanity. Isn't that right."
"...While maintaining my humanity," Tousen corrects Shion. "Though sanity was also implied."
Was it?
"I am going to lay out for you," Shion says, sweeping one arm through the air in a grand gesture, "Some hypothetical futures. How human you remain..." It's not like it's impossible. "That will depend on your choices."
"I am not here for a fortune telling. I am here for--"
"Your sight, yes, yes. It will please you immensely to know that in all hypothetical paths before you, you will be able to see, at some point. We are just discussing where and how." Shion's close-eyed smile deepens the laugh wrinkles that are barely beginning to form in the corners of their eyes.
"Path one. I do like this one, though it's not my top choice. You stick with Captain Aizen. You are eventually through his beneficence granted the ability to become a Vizored-like being. That transformation into an animal themed monster-- undoubtedly a bug themed monster for you, Kaname-- enables you to see, but brings with it the most wondrous parts of Hollowification, namely that negative emotions are brought more easily to the surface and can easily spin out of control. Maybe an anger that you are so skilled at hiding right now bubbles to the surface, and you find yourself throwing yourself into a battle you cannot win, and possibly self-destructing and attempting to kill your dearest friend out of spite."
Shion pauses.
"This transformation only allows you to see while hollowified, and I'm not trying to imply you wouldn't pick a fight as you are now. I know you would."
"You don't know me," Kaname says flatly.
But Shion does know him. Isn't he someone who picks a fight with Kenpachi Zaraki just because he doesn't like him? Is that the work of someone who has a firm control over his temper and his dislike of his fellow shinigami?
Of course, that hasn't happened yet. And it probably never will.
"Path two," Shion continues, "Is very exciting. For me, at least. While Captain Aizen does not consider sanity a particularly wanted attribute in his Hollow-Shinigami fusion attempts, Kisuke-senpai did. In fact, I've been informed that the Vizored themselves are only as stable as they are--"
Well. If you consider stable a relative term. Which Shion definitely does.
"--due to the use of the Hogyoku to stabilize their physical transformation and some special secret concoction of Kisuke's... he absolutely refused to give further details beyond 'containing Quincy arrows and human souls', that acted to stabilize their own souls, preventing insanity. Fascinating, really. I bet that Quincy blood or souls would have worked better, but he didn't have any. Well, that was his problem and not mine."
"But you don't have a Hogyoku," Tousen says.
"It's very tragic, I know," Shion says. "So in this case, you would allow Captain Aizen to hollowify you, then open a pathway through to the human realm, and betray his secrets to Kisuke-senpai, and ask him to do the honors."
Shion waits patiently.
"That will not work," Tousen says.
"And why not, Kaname?"
They are already speaking of traitorous things. Will he tell them even more?
There is a silence. It stretches into a minute, and then five minutes, and then a full hour of nothing at all.
"Soon, both the Hogyoku that Aizen made… And the one Urahara made... will be in Aizen's hands. So there's no chance."
True.
Shion twirls his finger through a strand of his hair. It is kind of tight timing, leaving so much to the last minute, but Kaname wouldn't be so agreeable without time pressure. One must make sacrifices.
"There is, of course, the option where I do the work, and don't leave it to others," they say. Ryuketsu likes when that's the chosen option. "But I have… A couple of questions. Two of them, to be precise. One. I've heard from Shinji that the hollowification actually spread from one to the next of them, resembling something almost like an infectious plague-- despite it not infecting you. Would you say this was the case?"
The words are pulled from Tousen's mouth with the heaviness of his lieutenant's own chains.
"That is the case. Hollowifying a shinigami is ultimately no different from what happens to a normal plus soul, once the Hogyoku removes the barriers within the soul. When negative emotions consume them, they fall faster. The plague was one of fear, despair, and horror. I remained immune through self control."
Shion doesn't bother to disguise his joy.
"And question two. You remember the man you killed… Tokinada Tsunayashiro. The one with the ancestral family blade. The one who killed your only friend."
"I have other friends," Kaname grates out. "But yes, I remember the murderer of my childhood companion."
"Yes, do still play at being friends with Captain Komamura. But returning to my question… You wouldn't still have that sword, would you?"
The one that copies other Shikai?
Seinosuke has been having a very unpleasant day. Strike that out, he's been having two very unpleasant days. It's ridiculous that four not very powerful intruders could still be out there sending annoying low level shinigami to the infirmary. It's ridiculous that no one powerful in Soul Society seems particularly motivated to clean them out. And most of all--
Seinosuke Yamada's younger brother, Hanataro Yamada, is a short and unassuming figure with permanently widened, dead eyes, always stuck in a state of alarm over some mundanity or another. In terms of talent, he's an embarrassment, and in terms of ambition, he doesn't even aspire for Lieutenant.
None of this explains why he has dragged a half dead looking orange haired shinigami into Seinosuke's infirmary room and asked him to heal him.
"What," Seinosuke says, voice dangerously slow and clipped. "Is going on here?"
Hanatarou stutters a bit, eyes shifting wildly back and forth.
"This is-- Ah--"
He gulps.
"This is one of the intruders who lost-- or maybe won? a fight with Lieutenant Renji Abarai. He needs medical help, and, well... You're the best."
"The best option you have, you mean," Seinosuke mutters. This feels even worse than doing things for Kamiya. But family is family.
He crouches down in front of the body, starting a basic reiatsu check. Horrible injuries, but they are already healing at a rapid pace-- whoever this young man is, he's got Lieutenant levels of reiatsu, capable of replenishing expended energy quickly.
"Just slap some bandages on him and he'll be fine," Seinosuke says, giving his expert medical opinion. "No one at his power level will die of only this level of bleeding. I don't see a division number on his uniform, though...?"
"Ah," Hanataro says again.
Seisusuke's eyes narrow.
"H--he's.. He told me he was human," Hanatarou says, which is fundamentally, 100% not true. "And he's here to save Rukia!"
"Who?"
Hanatarou looks like he's about to cry. No, wait, Seinosuke can feel some vague memory returning to him. He's heard this name before.
"Rukia Kuchiki! She's in the 13th Division and she's--"
Okay, he remembers now. Hisana's sister. Hisana had been an awful case. People can't die while under his knife, but he hadn't wanted to be responsible for maintaining her worst, most sick self for infinite years. Not to mention he didn't want to keep his shikai permanently active and in one location. Would the Kuchikis have handcuffed him to her side if he'd told them of the option?
He'd brought Kamiya in just to get some of the pressure off of him, and it had worked, in its own way. Not something he liked remembering.
"I don't care. He'll be fine in a couple hours..."
Even as he says that, the body groans and stirs, eyes blearily fluttering open as he jerks up.
Seinosuke freezes. He hadn't been paying that much attention before, but--
He's been attending Lieutenant meetings with Kaien Shiba for nigh over a century. If he couldn't recognize the Shiba genes, he'd have to call himself blind.
"Who're you!?" The mysterious Shiba snaps, eyes flickering between him and Hanatarou. "And where's Ganju? He alright?"
That would be Ganju Shiba. They'd been forced into exile beyond the Soul Society... well, except for Miyako. Was this some revenge plot? Did Miyako know about it?
…
Did Kamiya know about it.
"I," Seinosuke says imperiously, "Am Lieutenant Seinosuke Yamada of the 4th Division."
"He's my older brother," Hanatarou adds in. "And.. uh.." He gives a furtive look at Seinosuke. "Ganju-san is in the sewers. He didn't want to risk coming all the way up here."
For some reason, this reassures the strange shinigami.
"As long as everyone's alright..." He mutters, hand drifting down to clutch at his own injuries. As he moves around, something oddly white falls from his robes, clattering across the hospital floors.
A white hollow mask with several red stripes.
Seinosuke hisses, hand falling to his zanpakuto.
Hanatarou steps in front of the man, weak arms out.
"No!" His voice squeaks up and breaks. "Whatever you're thinking, he's not dangerous. Well, he is dangerous, but--"
The young man grunts a little.
"I can speak for myself, you know." His dark eyes are clear of fear as he stares up at Seinosuke, proving his poor judgment. "My name is Ichigo Kurosaki. Rukia made me into a substitute shinigami, which saved my life, and now I'm going to save hers."
His unsheathed shikai radiates the power of a strong lieutenant. There are stronger, of course-- should he meet the lieutenants of the 1st, 11th, or 12th, he'd have to curse his foul luck. But that is nothing to be ashamed of, when he seems so very young.
Perhaps he will even succeed in only meeting captains who won't kill an upstart. But not if he acts to defy the rules of Soul Society... So he will soon be dead and gone.
...
And once again leave Miyako without a Shiba heir.
"Hanatarou," Seinosuke says, voice cold. "Cover your ears or be prepared to bear the weight of knowledge."
He picks up the Hollow mask from where it had fallen on the ground.
"Ichigo. Have you ever met a shinigami around my age. Pink-orange hair, dark eyes. They'd have been wearing a pink skull and crossbones clip in their hair."
No recognition in his eyes.
"Huh..? I haven't seen anyone like that. Why are you going off topic?"
So someone that wasn't Kamiya did this to him? Had he had a run in with one of the exiled Vizored? ... The exiled Urahara Kisuke? Seinosuke has been forced to do a lot of research in order to figure out what on earth Kamiya was up to with his Quincy hollowification incident. This can't be unrelated to what he'd found in Unohana's own medical records on the incident.
He tosses the mask up and down in his hand.
"It protected him," Hanatarou cuts in softly. "Brother..."
"You are not the first shinigami to have a hollow mask," Seinosuke says to him, stopping Hanatarou dead in his tracks. "Though you seem the most... sane. And not infectious, otherwise I'd have to kill you to avenge my brother, which seems like a miserable time. If you rely on it, it will consume you. If you cut yourself off from it, you will be dead before you see the execution platform. A conundrum."
Ichigo stiffens.
"I won't lose control!" He snaps. "I'll work on it. I'll get stronger!"
"You will never be individually strong enough to defeat yourself," Seinosuke observes, almost amused. "Though I suppose that is the point of a bankai trial."
Ugh. What if he really does die before Seinosuke can notify Miyako... He can't let Kamiya make her life worse so easily.
"Rest here, and continue on when you are healed," Seinosuke says, finally. "It's not as if Soul Society will unravel tomorrow morning. Unless you have some other pressing issue...?"
Ichigo shakes his head.
"I got separated from my friends," he says. "But I have faith in them. I think they'll be just fine."
Is that so? Then that's enough time to start running some blood tests.
Uryu Ishida prided himself on being prepared for any situation, every eventuality. Not like his father, who seemed to have moved on far too quickly from his mother's death. Uryu had come here prepared to fight Soul Society's best and come out on top, as a Quincy should. Stealing shinigami robes for him and Orihime to use to blend in was a natural scenario, and it had worked like a charm, until it hadn't.
And now the shinigami that had been chasing them had abruptly halted.
"You don't want to be over there."
"Well, we certainly don't want to be with you!" Orihime calls back, arms crossed.
"No, I mean--"
Even as the shinigami continues to speak, a trace of sweat visible on his neck, a dark, smoky barrier slowly shimmers into existence between them and him, and the slight fear on his face turns into a combination of pity and terror.
"--I haven't seen that barrier in almost 90 years," the man whispers. And then he bolts away.
Uryu stares at the barrier. It doesn't look any more dangerous than anything Orihime can generate. And it's just kept other shinigami away from them.
"...Let's keep going," Uryu says.
A few blocks later, Orihime starts a little as a small cut opens up on her palm.
"Huh!?" She looks around wildly. "Is somebody there?"
Uryu keeps his bow out too, but sees nothing.
Orihima laughs nervously.
"Maybe I just cut myself on something earlier and didn't notice," She says.
"You're not that much of a clutz," Uryu mutters, but relaxes a little. It's possible. "Let's just try and move out of this area. Even if it's deserted, it's a little..."
A block down, the next cut slices through his upper arm. As he stumbles, hissing from the pain, Orihime rushes over to help him out.
"Here, I can heal that," She offers, biting her lip. Then she blinks, staring at something behind him.
"Hey, Uryu..."
There's more confusion than fear in her voice, but it turns his stomach.
"Isn't that barrier, like, closer? Than before?"
The smoky barrier from earlier still hangs in the sky. As Uryu turns to look at it... It's two blocks behind them. They've traveled further than that. He's sure of it.
And, looking around, he can see faint traces of smoke in the air far, far in front of them, and also on either side, just far enough to be dismissed as nothing but heat waves in the morning air.
But heat waves don't form a cube in the air.
"Orihime," Uryu starts, hands clenching. "Stay calm. This is--"
An odd crackle as if from an old loudspeaker shivers across the area.
"Hello, you two!"
It's a distorted voice, but the tone is... Oddly familiar. No. It can't be.
"Us?" Orihime repeats, staring around. "Uryu," She says in a loudly pitched whisper. "I think I'm beginning to hallucinate!"
"Be quiet," Uryu mutters. "Keep your voice down."
"Yes, you! Hello Orihime-chan! And hello Uryu-kun~ It's so wonderful that you guys could make it."
Eyes darting around for where the sound could be coming from, but the only thing beside the long, white buildings that surround them are the delicate black butterflies that drift through the air from time to time.
"How do you know our names, shinigami," Uryu snaps.
Again, that tone.
"You say that like it's an in-sult~" There's an odd mechanized glitch in the middle of the word that shivers around them. "Have shinigami ever done something to you, Uryu-kun?"
"The shinigami are responsible for the eradication of the Quincies!"
Orihime gasps.
"Oh, tha-at." Again with the glitch. "But that was such a long time ago...and your hatred is so visceral. So pointed. What about your family, Uryu-kun? Have they been era-dic-ated?"
"Is that a threat!?" Uryu snaps. "Don't touch my family. That's got nothing to do with this!"
He only has his dad left, after his grandfather died of a heart attack and his mother got deathly ill soon after.
He won't let this shinigami target his father, even if the guy is useless and insufferable and moved on from his mother far to quickly--
"It's just a bit of harmless curiosity, Uryu-kun,"
No.
"And what about you, Orihime-chan? I don't mean to leave you alone."
"It's okay!" Orihime says. "But, uh, Shinigami-san..."
"Yes?"
"It feels like the box around us is still getting... smaller."
A giggle. And now he can't delude himself any longer. It's not just familiar. He knows who it is.
An orange haired person in a pink and silver striped sweater and jean shorts sits at the breakfast table at Uryu's house, eyes curved into crescents as they cheerily pour milk into an empty bowl until its almost full and then begin shoveling spoonfuls of cereal in bit by bit until the milk hits the brim.
Uryu pushes at his glasses as he stares in shock at the intruder in his own house.
"Who are you!?" He blurts out. "What're you doing here?"
The stranger pauses their messing around with the bowl to wave down at him.
"Oh, it's Ryuken's kid," they say. "Aw, you're so small to be so upset."
He hates condescending adults the most.
"My dad hates it when other people are in his house," Uryu says, confident in this part. "He barely likes having me in the house."
That makes the stranger laugh and reach down to pat Uryu's head.
It feels terrible.
"You're dad's cute when he's upset though," They say, returning to stirring the cereal. "So that's a bonus."
"KAMIYA!"
Uryu had thought his father incapable of using Quincy techniques. But there he stands, silver hair disarrayed as he stands with his sleeping clothes on at the stop of the stairwell, a giant blue and silver bow nocked and pointed down at their guest.
"Get away from my son."
Uryu's jaw drops in awe. His father looks... cool. Alive, the way he used to look before mom had died.
The stranger-- Kamiya-- holds up both hands, not looking at all worried.
"I'm not here for your son, Ryuken," he says, and winks. "I thought I'd comfort a grieving widow--"
Ryuken's hands clamp around Uryu's ears.
"You should go to school," his dad says. "Right now."
He thought that would be the last time he ever saw Kamiya.
Even during middle school, he stayed late for cram school. But, one day he came home early, only to hear a stranger giggle from inside the house. A burglar? In this neighborhood?
He rushed in, hands tingling at his first opportunity to show his father that he's deserving to learn more about the Quincy--
Kamiya was perched on the bannister rail, peels of laughter shaking his body while Ryuken stands next to him with crossed arms, glaring.
"No, no," Kamiya said, voice sweet. "Don't stop there, you have to tell me what happens next! So you said that the ghost had possessed the goldfish in the hospital waiting room? How was that going to help it? Fish can't communicate except with other fish!"
"I told you. It didn't possess the goldfish, it was a ghost. Fish."
He watched the strange man's eyes land on him before his own father noticed he'd come home.
It felt like he's seeing something he shouldn't see.
"And what about your son, Ryuken? Does he have a little pet fish?"
"No. He doesn't need one."
Kamiya reached out and pushed at his father's glasses with a single finger.
"What a shame," he murmured. "Sometimes all one needs from a pet is to watch them swim within the tight confines of their tank, and from time to time beg for a little bit of food."
As a matter of showing his independence, Uryu began preparing his own lunches when he goes to high school, and storing the leftovers for making further use of them as the mood takes him.
At first, he thought his father was the one who was eating them, even though that was ridiculous.
So he hid one night, and waited.
And there, cheerily walking downstairs, previously pony-tailed hair hanging long and free with only a single skull clip to keep it out of their face, was Kamiya, casually wearing a Karakura General Hospital tshirt over pink capris.
Humming to themself, they made a beeline straight for the fridge, cracked it open and reached their hands directly towards the container clearly labeled, Property of Uryu Ishida: Do NOT Touch!!!
Uryu burst out of his spot before he knew what to do with himself.
"Hey! You!"
He tried to grab the container out of Kamiya's hands.
"That's mine!"
Kamiya's grip was unbelievably strong, and he laughed again, another sick little chortle.
"Don't be like that, Uryu-kun," he said, pulling Uryu with him as he began to putter around the kitchen, pulling out a pair of chopsticks from one drawer and going to pull soy sauce from its correct cupboard. "What's a little sharing between friends? I can't help that I've worked up an… Appetite."
Uryu felt a few synapses in his brain fire off and then die.
"I am not your friend!" He snapped. "I don't even know you! And-- and you should stop hanging around my dad! He doesn't like you either!"
"No?" Kamiya said softly.
For a second, a spike of fear traced its way down Uryu's spine, but he thrust it away. This person is some home-invading nobody!
"That's right."
He hadn't really expected Kamiya to stay taller than him even as he put in his high school growth spurt.
"And he's told you everything, has he," Kamiya sighed, looking at him regretfully. "His closest confessor, his only son. Ah, well, if that's what he said--well, then. I'd have to be on my way, and leave him to go back to how he was before. His former wife dying was such a bonding experience for you two, after all."
If Kamiya's aim with a bow was as good as his aim with words, he would have been a Quincy to be reckoned with.
Uryu reddened.
"I just--"
Kamiya slapped a hand over Uryu's mouth as Ryuken's voice called down the stairs.
"Kamiya? Why must you always insist on wandering down there? I know you don't need to eat that stuff."
The smile curled Kamiya's eyes all the way shut.
"I don't know what type of person I would be if I only did the things I needed to do," Kamiya says, and his voice is soft. "Just think! The world is so much brighter when people launch themselves towards the sun."
"A fan of Icarus, Kamiya?"
A giggle.
"A huge fan. He wouldn't even have had to beg and plead with his old father. I'd have come to that very same labyrinth, admired his work, offered to build those wings for his son myself. I'd even volunteer to fish his corpse out of the ocean."
His father sighed, still out of sight.
"Don't eat Uryu's food, Shion," he said. "Please."
"I would never do that."
Uryu opens his mouth. Closes it. Opens it again.
"No. No! You're not-- that's not---"
"Uryu?" Orihime asks, staring at him worriedly. "Are you sick?"
Yes. He's sick. He feels like something is very wrong with him.
"He's-- that is, he's friends with. My father--"
Orihime clearly doesn't get it, because getting it would be insane.
"A work friend? Like he's a shinigami who reaps souls at the hospital?"
Okay, why was that her first thought.
"No! I mean. Yes. Sure. Kind of. He's-- He's just around. Sometimes." he finishes lamely.
"Ohhhh," Orihime breathes, and she pats Uryu on the back sympathetically. "I get it. He's your dad's boyfriend!"
A/N: happy pride