Ichiban Kasuga Saves The Multiverse.(A Multi-World fiction-jumping Time Loop)

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Ichiban Kasuga Saves The Multiverse.(A Multi-World fiction-jumping Time Loop)
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Ichiban Kasuga had hit rock bottom at the ripe old age of 18, there was nowhere to go but up right?

Normally, maybe, followed by another rock bottoming at the age of 35 then followed by reaching the pinnacle at the age of 46- this time however, a corrupted planeswalker who had passed the moral event horizon a long time ago, came back out and thought morality as a concept looked pretty tasty, had it as a snack and then decided to eat the life force of a planet for brunch-

You get the idea,

Well, let's just say this black-mana calamity was passing by a certain multiverse cluster and decided that the plot armor and narrative weight of all these protagonists looked rather appetizing.

Cue Ichiban's current predicament, Being shot in the head after dropping the wrong name.

Apparently, dropping the wrong name in a pivotal event in the start of your story, Ichiban now knows, leads a to a bullet to the noggin and sometimes also the job of being the only person in an entire multiversal cluster with a sliver of narrative weight.

Now he has the imposed responsibility to go to multiple worlds in hopes of setting things to rights by surviving the story and getting the best possible ending for all of them!

It's a long walk to divinity himself, now if only the goddess in charge would actually tell him any of this!
Ch.1: " That's hell you're walking into there." -EMIYA
Ichiban Kasuga had hit rock bottom at the ripe old age of 18, there was nowhere to go but up right?

Normally, maybe, followed by another rock bottoming at the age of 35 then followed by reaching the pinnacle at the age of 46- this time however, a corrupted planeswalker who had passed the moral event horizon a long time ago, came back out and thought morality as a concept looked pretty tasty, had it as a snack and then decided to eat the life force of a planet for brunch-

You get the idea,

Well, let's just say this black-mana calamity was passing by a certain multiverse cluster and decided that the plot armor and narrative weight of all these protagonists looked rather appetizing.

Cue Ichiban's current predicament, Being shot in the head after dropping the wrong name.

Apparently, dropping the wrong name in a pivotal event in the start of your story, Ichiban now knows, leads a to a bullet to the noggin and sometimes also the job of being the only person in an entire multiversal cluster with a sliver of narrative weight.

Now he has the imposed responsibility to go to multiple worlds in hopes of setting things to rights by surviving the story and getting the best possible ending for all of them!

It's a long walk to divinity himself, now if only the goddess in charge would actually tell him any of this!​



--December 1995--
"Shit! Not this again! Every damn time…" I spat out a mouthful of blood, struggling to get to my feet. Two Arakawa punks had me pinned good; one twisting my arm behind my back until I thought it'd snap, the other's knee digging into my spine. My vision swam. They'd worked me over pretty good.

"Man, you picked a shit day to piss off the Arakawa family," a gruff voice growled. Wasn't my fault some hopped-up errand boy couldn't handle a fistfight. Figured I'd teach him a lesson about respect, the hard way. Guess that backfired, huh?

My head spun, vision blurring at the edges. I tasted iron. Fuck, they really did a number on me this time. Panic welled up, cold and clammy, but I shoved it down. Gotta stay tough, gotta find an out. There had to be a way out of this mess.

Then one of the fuckers pulled out a gun! How the hell did he get a piece?!

He put it up against my forehead like a goddamn gangster, holding it wrong and everything.

"Any last words?!" The punk, with his stupid grin asked me.

Think, Ichiban, think! Whose name would scare these punks shitless?

Kiryu. Yeah, Kiryu. That dude was the real deal. Scary as hell.

Or maybe...Arakawa? Nah, that's crazy, right? They'd see right through that. But Masumi Arakawa was ruthless, a stone-cold killer. Maybe that's what these guys respected. Fear.

Shit, it was a gamble either way. My gut twisted. Go with the familiar, stick with Kiryu. Yeah, that's it.

"Man, I know you're dumb! But you wanna kill the buddy of Kazuma Kiryu as a member of his enemy family? Do you have a death wish or something?" I spat, trying to sound confident, but my voice cracked.

The punks hesitated, a flicker of doubt crossing their faces. For a split second, I thought maybe, just maybe, I'd bought myself another day.

A harsh laugh cut through the air. "Ha! That would be intimidating if the dragon of Dojima didn't just end up in fucking prison! Have fun in hell, you fucking poser!"

A muzzle flash. A roar. Everything went white.

Then, nothing.


I jolted awake, gasping. My head throbbed, a dull ache behind my eyes. My vision swam, unfocused. Where the hell...?

"OH MY GOD! NOT ANOTHER ONE OF MY FATE-CHOSEN! At least your soul is in one piece! What am I going to do?! Everything is ruined!"

A woman's voice, high-pitched and frantic, sliced through the haze. I blinked, trying to clear my vision. I was lying on something soft and fluffy, like a goddamn cloud. And hovering above me, a woman – no, a girl, really – with wild purple hair and a shimmering dress that looked like it cost more than my entire life savings. She was freaking out, waving her arms like a conductor leading a symphony orchestra that's about to fall apart.

What the- What the hell happened? Was I dead? Was this heaven? It sure as hell didn't look like the happy-go-lucky Buddha statues my pops used to collect.

"What. The. Fuck." I gritted out, each word a struggle. My head throbbed in time with the woman's frantic pacing. This technicolor cloud land, the weird shimmering desk, this whole crazy situation — it was too much. Too much for a guy who just wanted to forget another shitty year.

"That bastard!" the woman shrieked, her voice high-pitched and frantic, "He just raided the blessing vault, ate the narrative weight and plot armor of all my fate-chosen, and then fucked off to another one of my colleges multiverse clusters! I get that black mana is addictive and warps people bad, but did this fucking foreigner class asshole have to take EVERYTHING EXCEPT RETURN BY DEATH AND MY WORLD-CIRCUIT?!"

She slammed her fist on the desk, making the whole cloud-thing bounce. I winced, my head pounding. What the hell was she talking about? And why was she speaking like some kind of hopped-up fantasy nerd?

"Yes, because I totally know what any of that is," I shot back, my voice a mix of pain and annoyance, "And I totally didn't just get shot in the head! Lady! Fucking English or Japanese! Please! Standard sensemaking!"

I gestured wildly with my hands, trying to emphasize my point. This had to be some messed-up dream. Maybe I hit my head harder than I thought back there. Yeah, that was it. This was all some whacked-out concussion dream.

"No time!" the goddess declared, cutting me off mid-sentence. Before I could even process what the hell that meant, she was shoving me towards a swirling vortex of light that materialized out of thin air.

"Whoa, hey!" I yelled, but my words were swallowed by the rushing wind that suddenly surrounded me.

"The World Circuit will allow you to see how strong you are and allow you to move to a different one of my worlds upon death via the nexus connected to the World Circuit! Return by Death resets all the universes to the beginning and sends you to the nexus where the worlds are frozen in time while you're picking your destination! I'm rooting for you! You're literally the only one left!"

Her words, a jumbled mess of nonsense, echoed in my ears as I was sucked through the portal. My vision went white, then everything dissolved into a chaotic kaleidoscope of colors and shapes.

My stomach lurched. My head spun.

Then, just as suddenly as it began, it was over.


–IKSTM–
I opened my eyes, a groan escaping my lips. My head throbbed, a dull ache behind my eyes. Sitting up, I took in my surroundings. I was in a long, sterile-looking hallway, white walls stretching as far as the eye could see. A row of doors lined either side, each one identical except for a small, glowing label above the handle.

"Naruto," I muttered, reading the label on the door closest to me. "What the..."

I pushed myself to my feet, my legs wobbly beneath me. As I made my way down the hallway, I read each label aloud, each one more bizarre than the last.

"Bleach... Re:Zero... Kengan Ashura/Kenichi/Baki…"

The names meant nothing to me. I stopped in front of one door, a strange chill crawling up my spine as I read the label.

"Berserk."

I shook my head, trying to clear the fog. "I have no idea what any of these are," I muttered to myself. My voice echoed in the empty hallway, a hollow reminder of my solitude.

What kind of messed-up dream was this?

I stared at the doors, each label a nonsensical word in some foreign language. Frustration gnawed at me. What the hell was I supposed to do here? Which one led back to… well, not back exactly. There was no going back from getting your brains blown out. But maybe one of these doors led to something that made sense.

My eyes drifted towards the one marked "Berserk." I didn't know why, but something about that word… it set my teeth on edge. Like a bad feeling you get in your gut, telling you to walk away. So, I did.

"Re:Zero" it was, then. I didn't feel anything from behind this one. Just a weird kinda coldness. But hell, it was winter back home. A little chill never hurt anybody.

Taking a deep breath, I pushed the door open and stepped through.





My eyes stung as I adjusted to the bright sunlight. I found myself in a narrow alleyway, the air thick with the smells of garbage and something vaguely floral. Strange, unfamiliar buildings towered overhead, casting long shadows that stretched towards the bustling street at the end of the alley.

I was definitely not in Kansas anymore. Or Kamurocho, for that matter.

Before I could process any of it, three figures emerged from the shadows, blocking the exit. Posers, the lot of them. Two guys and a tiny guy. One of the guys – skinny, with greasy hair – flashed a cocky grin, revealing a mouth full of straight and clean teeth, despite the surroundings having a medieval feel. The other guy was built like a tank, arms crossed over his chest, his face a mask of boredom. The tiny guy, he was indeed, tiny, practically bouncing on his toes, with a bright pink hat and a nose piercing. Also the biggest dopey look that I'd ever seen on a human being.

"Look what we have here!" Skinny piped up, his voice a nasal whine, "A big guy, but he looks rich! Look at those nice clothes! Leather shoes! How bout you give me those shoes and whatever you got that's valuable and we'll get out of your hair. You also won't die."

I glanced down at my worn leather jacket and scuffed shoes. Rich? These punks wouldn't know real money if it bit 'em.

I could tell from the way they held themselves, these guys were all bark and no bite. The one with a couple of knives at his waist was practically begging to get disarmed. The big guy looked like he'd rather take a nap than throw a punch. And the little one, he was practically vibrating with nervous energy.

"Yeah, no," I said, shaking my head. "Tiny Smalls,, big dumb, and silver-hair-collar-dumbass. I don't got time for your shit, so just, you know, go away."

The silver-haired one, Skinny, I guess, frowned. He whipped out two arm-length knives, twirling them theatrically. I almost laughed. his goddamn thumbs were in the wrong place.

I sighed. "Yeah, we're doing this."
 
Ch.2: "The true laboratory is the mind, where behind illusions we uncover the laws of truth." -William Thompson
Alright, time for a little demonstration. I lowered my center of gravity, picturing Kiryu as I'd heard him described: a goddamn force of nature, all brutal efficiency and raw power. Rumor had it the Dragon of Dojima used a style called 'The Beast Stance.' Supposedly, it was all about overwhelming force, wide, sweeping attacks that could take down multiple opponents at once.

I took a swing, aiming a haymaker at Skinny's jaw. I missed by a mile, stumbling forward with the force of my own momentum. Shit, that was sloppy. Maybe I'd gotten the rumors mixed up. Or maybe I was just rusty.

My hand came back in a back swing and knocked skinny to the ground.

No time to overthink it. The big guy lumbered towards me, his fist cocked back. I ducked under the clumsy blow and slammed my fist into his gut. He doubled over, gasping for air.

"Not bad," I muttered, surprised by my own strength. It was like all the stress and frustration of the past year had morphed into raw power.

The smalltown punk was next, darting towards me with surprising speed. I sidestepped his wild punch and caught him with a roundhouse kick to the chest, sending him flying into a pile of garbage cans.

That Kiryu, he was onto something with that whole 'wide-sweeping attack' thing. Not exactly elegant, but effective.

My mind raced as I surveyed the scene, the three punks groaning on the ground. If just trying to copy Kiryu was this effective, imagine what I could do with a little more practice. What if I tried that "striker stance" everyone was talking about? Or, hell, maybe I should stick to what I knew best – brawling, pure and simple.

Lost in thought, I missed the flash of movement on the rooftop across the alley. A figure, cloaked in shadow, darted across the rooftops and disappeared into the rooftops in the distance.

"Where'd the thief go! Where?!"

A young woman's voice, panicking and frantic, jolted me back to reality. I turned to see a girl, maybe a teenager, with silver hair and pointed ears – weird – standing in the middle of the alley. A small, fluffy kitten with impossibly large eyes floated beside her, its tail twitching with interest- I have no idea why I know that.

"Eh, these guys tried to mug me," I said, gesturing towards the groaning figures on the ground. "What kind of theft was it? Pickpocketing, bump and run?"

The girl narrowed her eyes, her expression a mix of suspicion and annoyance. "I think a bump and run is when they bump into you and grab something, right?"

"Yeah, low-ball thieves do it all the time," I said, nodding.

"That was it, yes," the half-elf – had to be a half-elf, right? – said, her voice tight with tension.

I shrugged and started to walk away. "Probably wasn't these idiots, but they might know someone who does that kinda stuff. You can ask them about it. You seem like you can handle yourself, so I'm out." I called over my shoulder.






Emilia, the girl with the silver hair frowned, reaching out a hand towards his retreating back. Her brow furrowed as if she were trying to grasp something just out of reach. A flicker of confusion crossed her delicate features before being replaced by a steely determination. She needed to find her insignia, that much was clear. And she had a pretty good idea who had taken it - that cloaked figure with the shock of white or blond hair who had bumped into her, she couldn't tell if it was white or blonde due to the sun, but she was sure it was one of those colors.

"Hey, that guy seemed nice," a cheerful voice chirped beside her. Puck, her ever-present companion, a small, cat-like creature with fur as white as snow and eyes like molten sapphires. He floated at her shoulder, his tail swishing lazily. "He even seemed like he wanted to help you but decided not to for some reason. Maybe we can recruit him for something later, right Lia?"

Emilia offered a small smile, pushing aside the lingering sense of unease that clung to her like a shroud. "He seemed strange," she agreed, "but he didn't seem like a bad person."

Hours passed and the feeling of wrongness, of impending doom, refused to be ignored.






Even further hours later, her search led her to the slums, a labyrinth of crumbling buildings and shadowy alleyways. The setting sun cast an eerie glow over the grimy streets. She stood before a rundown tavern, its sign a crudely painted image of a treasure chest overflowing with gold coins.

"Fine, Lia," Puck huffed, his tiny form shifting in the air, "But even if I can only come out tomorrow, you should summon me if there's too much danger. Even if you have to use your Od. Just do it." He then faded into her amulet.

"The Loot House," Emilia muttered, her voice barely a whisper.

Taking a deep breath, she pushed open the heavy wooden door and stepped inside.

The stench hit her first: a sickening blend of stale ale, sweat, and the metallic tang of blood. A lot of blood. Her eyes widened in alarm as she realized something was wrong.

But it was too late.

Before she could react, a searing pain ripped through her abdomen. She gasped, her hand flying to the wound, but it was no use. Her vision blurred, the edges turning black, as she crumpled to the floor.

The last thing she saw, before darkness claimed her entirely, was the glint of a wickedly sharp blade and a pair of purple high-heeled boots. Insane, high-pitched giggling echoed in her ears as her lifeblood seeped onto the grimy floorboards.








The world shuddered.

From within the depths of the Loot House, a wave of bone-chilling cold erupted, instantly engulfing the city. It spread outward with terrifying speed, a shockwave of pure, primal power that froze the very air in its wake.

Within the tavern, a monstrous form began to take shape. Where Emilia had fallen, a creature of immense size and terrible beauty emerged, its fur as white as snow, its eyes blazing with a bright yellow glacial fury.

Puck, the Great Spirit of Fire, was no more. In his place stood the Beast of the End, its roar a shockwave of destruction that shattered what remained of the night's stillness.

Memories, long suppressed, flooded the creature's ancient mind. Memories of a contract, forged in desperation, that bound him to this world, to his beloved Emilia. A contract broken. A promise betrayed.

The only one who could hope to stand against this primal fury, the Sword Saint Reinhardt van Astrea, was miles away, enjoying a rare day of respite from his duties. He would not arrive in time.

No one would.

Even if they did, they would never be able to stop this with their paltry strength.

"Everyone. This world. You will all sleep. Along with my Daughter."

The shockwave of cold, emanated from the origin of the Loot House as a massive and towering leonine form took shape.

An absolute and world ending frozen cold swept across the land with unstoppable force, leaving nothing but silence and death in its wake.

By the time the sun rose, painting the sky in hues of blood orange and ash gray, only three souls remained. One, a being of unimaginable power, consumed by grief and vengeance, would soon meet its end at the hands of another, a knight bound by duty and driven by a despair that mirrored the ravaged world around him. He would stand victorious over the Beast of the End, only to realize the horrifying truth: he was alone.

The Witch of Envy, sealed within her prison of darkness, would remain, a silent witness to the desolation her unwilling pawn had wrought.

It was too late for Emilia.

Too late for the lives of everyone.

Too late for the world.





Multiverses away, in a sterile white hallway, a young man with a soul stained by the violence of his own death and a heart full of confusion stirred from a death that wouldn't happen even if it already did.

His eyes were wide with panic.

"Okay, no. FUCK that door!"
 
Ch.3 "She's a black widow spider..." - Skitter right before MISTAKES were made
I shot up to my feet, heart pounding like a drum solo in my chest. Slamming my back against the wall, I whipped my head around, making damn sure there wasn't some kinda creepy door lurking behind me.

Just died again.

Second time today.

And this time? This time was fucking rough. It was like being dunked in liquid nitrogen. Everything just...froze. My thoughts, my blood, even the goddamn fear froze solid. Didn't even have time to scream.

Eye twitching, I realized something fucked up. Freezing to death? Way worse than a bullet to the head. Even if it was over quick both times.

"Get a grip, Ichiban," I muttered, taking a deep breath. I forced myself to unclench my fists, to slow my breathing. Panic wasn't gonna help. I had to figure out what the hell was going on.

Once the shakes subsided, I looked up and saw it: a glowing screen hovering in mid-air.

World Door Failed: Attempt gained +0.1 to the Body attribute. +0.2 to the Soul attribute. Gained skill: Danger Sense. Gained skill: Gorilla Stance.

I blinked. What in the...?

Focusing on the screen, I realized I could examine the stuff on it. Like a video game or somethin'.

Gorilla Stance: A skill gained by attempting to gain the martial art 'Beast Stance' of the Dojima-Dragon style of combat. A copy of an incomplete martial art of a further unfinished martial art, this skill can be considered not very good.

I stared at the description, my jaw slack. It was like that thing just called me a dumbass for sucking at copying Kiryu's moves! Not cool.

And then, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a full-on status screen materialized before my eyes.

Body: 0.9
Soul: 0.7
Mystic: 0.1
Mind: 0.4


  • An average athletic human who takes care of themselves both spiritually and mentally has a status of 0.5 across the board and a Mystic stat of 0.0
"Holy shit, is this like Dragon Quest?!" I blurted out, staring at the glowing numbers.

Then it hit me. "Did this thing just call me stupid?!"

I stared at the glowing screen, my gut twisting. Was some kinda ghost in the machine calling me out? Was some all-powerful being laughing its ass off at my expense?

Nah. There was nothin'. Just me, these stupid doors, and a silence that felt heavier than a sumo wrestler sitting on my chest. If there was someone watching, someone pulling the strings- they weren't tipping their hand. Not even a little.

And then it hit me, like a kick to the gut. This status screen, these numbers they weren't some game mechanic. They were me. A cold, hard assessment of every shitty hand life had dealt me, laid bare for all the me's in this goddamn room of just me to see.

Body, Soul, Mystic, Mind- those weren't just words. They were the measure of a man. And right now, according to this messed-up cosmic report card, I was barely scraping by. Strong in the Body department, a little less than that for Soul… whatever the hell that meant. And my Mystic score? Well at least the rest of humanity was pathetic where I came from too.

My gaze drifted to the last stat: Mind.

0.4.

Yeah. That about tracked. Stupid is as stupid did, after all.

"Fuck," I breathed, the word heavy with resignation. The screen flickered and disappeared, leaving me alone with my less-than-stellar stats and a growing sense of unease.

I turned back to the doors, my gaze drawn to the one marked "Berserk." It was like a black pit of blood and death, pulling me in with an unseen hand.

Worse, way worse than the Re:Zero door.

Which- before, I'd just felt a weird chill coming from the one I just came from. But now- now I understand. It wasn't just cold. It was the absence of anything living. The frozen dread of nonexistence of all life.

Just thinking about it made my skin crawl.

Taking a step back, I shoved my hands in my pockets, trying to ignore the tremor in my fingers.

Nah, I needed a game plan. Needed information. Couldn't just keep walking through these doors blind. Who knew what kinda messed-up shit show awaited me on the other side.

I turned away from the Berserk door, my gaze sweeping over the endless row of possibilities. My eyes landed on one that made my muscles ache just lookin' at it. It was like trying to flex every fiber of my being at once, a strain that felt like it could rip me apart.

"Dragon Ball," the label read.

I let out a low whistle. "Damn. Now this one I know."

Everyone back in Kamurocho knew Dragon Ball. That spiky-haired dude, Goku, chucking energy blasts and going Super Saiyan… wild stuff. But what did it mean? Were these doors like… portals to fictional worlds? Nah, couldn't be. Could it? My brain felt fried just trying to wrap my head around it.

Shaking off the confusion, I kept moving, scanning the doors. I needed one that didn't make me feel like I was gonna die just by standing too close. My gaze landed on a door that practically buzzed with energy. It felt like teeth… and electricity. Not a good combo.

"Phantom Blood."

I shrugged. "Maybe next time." Something told me I was gonna regret passing that one up, but right now, self-preservation won.

Besides, a little ways down, I spotted a door that made my chest thrum with a familiar kind of excitement. Like that feeling you got after finally beating Dragon Quest for the first time. A rush of victory tinged with a healthy dose of "holy shit, I actually did it."

Sure, this door had danger written all over it. I could practically smell it. But it also felt achievable. Worth the risk.

"Hunter X Hunter." I read the label aloud, a slow grin spreading across my face. This one felt right.

Taking a deep breath, I pushed the door open and stepped through, ready for whatever awaited me on the other side.

Totally ready.

Absolutely.
 
Ch. 4:"We live on a placid island of ignorance..."
My eyes snapped open, a jolt running through my body. I was sitting on a hard wooden bench, the kind you'd find in a park or some kinda waiting area. The air smelled like salt and something vaguely fishy.

Disoriented, I glanced around, trying to get my bearings. Where the hell…?

Something crinkled on my lap. I looked down and saw a piece of paper, folded neatly. Picking it up, I unfolded it, my brow furrowing as I read the words scrawled across the surface.

Goddess Task 1: Participate in the Hunter Exam.

From now on, every door entry will produce a task via a piece of paper on your person upon arrival. Sorry I can't talk to you directly, things are crazy right now!


Before I could even process what the hell a "Hunter Exam" was, the paper burst into flames. No heat, no smoke, just a sudden burst of light, and then it was gone, leaving nothing but a faint wisp of ash that drifted away on a gentle breeze.

What the…

"Last call for the Hunter Exam boat! Get your butts on here!" a voice boomed through the air.

I stood up, stuffing my hands in my pockets as I surveyed my surroundings. I was on a rickety wooden pier, surrounded by a crowd of people. They were all shapes and sizes, dressed in a weird mix of clothes, from fancy suits to raggedy robes. Some of them were giving me side-eye, like I was the weird one.

A massive ship, its sails billowing in the wind, was moored at the end of the pier. A line of people snaked up the gangplank, eager to board.

I shuffled onto the boat, joining the throng of people already packed onto the deck. The air crackled with tension, a nervous energy that set my teeth on edge. I caught snippets of hushed conversations in languages I didn't recognize, saw eyes darting back and forth, assessing, judging, dismissing. These weren't your average boat-goers. These were… competitors. Predators.

And I was stuck in the middle of it, with nothin' but my wits and whatever scraps of street-fighting skills I'd managed to pick up in Kamurocho.

"OI! Ight you imbeciles!" a booming voice roared, cutting through the murmurs and the uneasy silence. A man, built like a brick shithouse, stood on a raised platform at the front of the deck. He wore a simple white tank top that strained against his bulging biceps and a pair of cargo pants that looked like they could hold a small arsenal.

"There are about 100 boats headed to near the Hunter Exam area in this sea alone," he continued, his voice like gravel on concrete, "So as a preliminary judge for the Hunter Exam, I'm gonna just say it! Hunter Exam has already damn started, and unlike some of my colleagues, we doing this the direct way! I ain't just gonna drive us into a storm and see how you guys fare and who remains standing in a massive friggin' storm like those pansies. Instead, it's time for you morons to fight, and the remaining ten get to stay on the boat!"

He paused, letting the words sink in. A collective gasp rippled through the crowd. I felt a shiver crawl up my spine. This was insane.

And then, all hell broke loose.

The crowd erupted in a frenzy of motion, a chaotic melee of flailing limbs and desperate shouts. People shoved and clawed their way towards the nearest target, weapons materializing in their hands as if by magic. I saw gleaming swords, wicked-looking staffs, and even a goddamn chainsaw revving menacingly in the hands of a skinny dude with a crazed grin.

It was on. The examiner dude hadn't even finished his little speech before the first punk took a swing at the guy next to him. Me? I wasn't about to be caught off guard. This whole "Hunter Exam" thing seemed like bad news, but I knew the score: stay on the boat, stay alive. Simple as that.

So, I planted my feet, lowered my center of gravity, and waited. My hands itched to grab something, anything, to use as a weapon, but I figured it was best to see how things played out first.

Turns out, those stat boosts I got for dying and then not being dead? No joke.

These guys weren't messing around. Every single one of them moved like they'd been training since they were kids. Punches whistled through the air, kicks landed with bone-jarring force. A couple of guys were packing some serious heat too—swords, staffs, even a wicked-looking pair of tonfas.

But me? I was moving different. Faster. Stronger. Every time some overeager idiot tried to take me out, I was one step ahead.

One guy came at me with a flurry of punches, each one aimed at a vital point. I slipped past his defenses, my fist connecting with his jaw before he even knew what hit him. He crumpled to the deck like a discarded puppet.

Another one charged, a hulking dude built like a wrestler. I sidestepped his tackle, grabbed his arm as he barreled past, and used his own momentum to flip him over my shoulder. He landed with a thud, the wind knocked out of him.

Another one came, he was twirling knives with a strange tempo, but I was faster. I gripped both of his arms mid-swing and used his momentum to twirl him off the side, sending him splashing into the water below.










It took a full hour for the chaos to die down. By then, the deck was slick with sweat and blood, littered with groaning bodies. I was breathing hard, but it felt good. Like a workout after weeks of slacking off. Those stat bonuses were insane. If 0.5 was the average athlete, and I was at a 0.9… what the hell would a full 1.0 feel like?

"Not bad," a gruff voice boomed from behind me.

I turned to see the examiner, arms crossed over his massive chest, a grim smile playing on his lips. His eyes swept over the ten figures still standing, bruised and battered but defiant.

"The ten of you," he said, his voice laced with a hint of respect, "In my office. Five minutes."

The ten of us who were left standing on the blood-stained deck followed the examiner as he led us through the bowels of the ship. The air down here was thick with the smell of engine grease and sweat, a far cry from the salty tang of the open ocean.

We reached a heavy metal door, and the examiner barked, "Five minutes. Don't be late." Then he disappeared inside, leaving us to wait.

Most of the others just slumped against the wall, exhausted from the fight. But me? I was antsy. Plus, I figured this was my chance. I mean, how often do you get to chat with a guy who could probably bench-press a small car? This was like meeting a real-life pro wrestler!

I pushed open the door and stepped inside. It was a small, cramped office, dominated by a massive metal desk that looked like it belonged on a battleship. The examiner was behind it, shuffling through a stack of papers.

There were three chairs lined up in front of the desk and a single, fancier-looking chair off to the side. Now, I wasn't born yesterday. I knew a power move when I saw one. Sitting in that lone chair, right in the middle of things, that was just asking for trouble.

So, I took the bench seat next to it. Figured it couldn't hurt to be close enough to hear what the big guy had to say.

"Yo, so, about this Hunter Exam…" I started, trying to sound casual.

The examiner didn't even look up.

I cleared my throat. "Pretty intense first round, huh? Not sure those guys were ready for…"

Silence. He just kept shuffling papers.

Fine, be that way.

A few minutes later, the rest of the finalists shuffled in, taking their seats on the remaining benches. The examiner finally looked up, his gaze sharp and assessing as it swept over each of us.

"Why do you ten want to be Hunters?" he asked, his voice a low rumble.

One by one, the others answered. Some talked about money, some about fame, some about power. I'd heard it all before. Same shit, different day.

Finally, it was my turn.

"My name's Ichiban, and I need to be stronger," I said, meeting the examiner's gaze head-on. "And if I'm gonna get stronger and live, this seems like the only way. Also, that fight was pretty damn awesome."

The examiner grunted, a flicker of amusement in his eyes. He gestured to the eight guys who'd answered before me. "You eight. Out. You wanna be Hunters for all the wrong reasons. Get lost."

The guys sputtered and started to protest, but the examiner cut them off with a wave of his hand. "You think being a Hunter is about getting rich and looking cool? You're in for a rude awakening. Now, get off my boat! OFF WITH YE!"

They shuffled out, grumbling under their breath but clearly wise enough not to piss off a literal mountain.

The last guy, the one with the scary eyes and a wicked scar running down his cheek, just smirked.

"Well? Are you gonna answer or fail?"

"I wanna be a Hunter so I can kill without consequence." He smiled dementedly and his eyes widened in some kind of sick glee.

The air in the room seemed to crackle with tension. The examiner's face hardened. In the blink of an eye, he was across the room, his massive hand wrapped around the guy's throat.

"Now, why did you go and tell me that?" The examiner asked, his voice dangerously calm. "That rule, that Hunters aren't prosecuted for murder? It's to protect everyone else when a Hunter goes rogue. It's for other reasons too, but it's also to catch shits like you. I ain't got time to hunt you down later, so let's cut to the chase, shall we?"

A sickening snap echoed in the small office. The examiner released his grip, and the guy crumpled to the floor, his eyes wide and lifeless.

The examiner turned his gaze to me, a chilling grin spreading across his face. "I like you, Ichiban, you said? While those others are swimming and this one's cooling, I'll give you a hint. The easiest way to pass the exam is to go to the big tree behind the city. Don't take those stupid busses, they're traps."

He grinned at me and spoke further. "Name's Noran. Blacklist Hunter. Single Star, at your service."

He puffed out his chest, clearly proud of that title. Single Star- What was that, some kinda ranking system? Like in Dragon Quest, when you leveled up and got stronger?

Before I could ask, he kept talking. "You've got guts, kid. I like that. Got a good head on your shoulders too. You'd make a damn fine Blacklist Hunter, I reckon."

He leaned back in his chair, which creaked ominously under his bulk. "Tell you what, if you make it through this whole Hunter Exam mess, come find me. Got a spot saved at my bounty office, just for you."

A bounty office… I could get behind that. Hunting down bad guys for a living? Sounded a lot better than getting my ass kicked in back alleys.

"Hold on, back up a sec," I said, holding up a hand. "Blacklist Hunter? What's that? And what other kinds are there?"

Noran chuckled, a deep, rumbling sound. "You really are green, ain't ya? There's a category for just about everything. You got your Gourmet Hunters, obsessed with finding rare ingredients 'n cookin' em up. Treasure Hunters, always chasing after lost artifacts. Even got those weird-ass Beast Hunters who dedicate their lives to studying creatures. Bunch of weirdos, if you ask me."

He paused, then seemed to realize he'd said too much. "Ah, but that's getting ahead of ourselves. You gotta pass the Hunter Exam first, then the Professional Hunter Exam, then you can start thinking about specializations."

Noran paused and then waved his hand dismissively. "Ah, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Oops."

I rolled my eyes. This guy…

"So, about those Blacklist Hunters," I pressed. "What's their deal? They sound kinda like superheroes or somethin'."

Noran grinned, "Are you daft, boy? That's the whole reason Hunters are famous in the first place! They're the ones who take on the big bads, the bounty hunters who kick the ass of all that's bad in the world and put 'em in the ground."

"Sounds good," I nodded, picturing myself taking down monsters and criminals. "I think that's what I'll be."

"Good choice, kid," Noran said, giving me a hearty slap on the back that nearly dislocated my shoulder. "You can pick any other specialization too. Any hunter can also be any other type of hunter. Just gotta take the test for any category. Eh, but Gourmet Hunters are kinda prickly. Friggin' Menchi is nuts."

The ship lurched, and I stumbled slightly. We must be getting close to wherever this exam was taking place.

"Well, Ichiban," Noran said, standing up and heading for the door. "It's been a pleasure. Don't die out there, alright? I'm counting on seeing you at the office."
 
Ch5 "...in the midst of black seas..."
Stepping off the boat, I took a deep breath of fresh air. I couldn't shake the metallic tang of blood from my nose after that brawl on the deck. The docks bustled with activity as the remaining contestants from the other boats disembarked. The Hunter Exam, it seemed, was a pretty big deal.

My eyes landed on a kid, couldn't have been more than fourteen, dragging himself down the gangplank. He wore a green tracksuit top and shorts combo and carried a fishing rod strapped across his back. Weird choice of weapon, but hey, whatever worked. The kid's face was pale, sweat plastering his spiky black hair to his forehead, but his eyes… those were intense. Determined. Like he'd rather die than give up.

I could respect that.

Shaking my head, I turned away, focusing on the task at hand. Noran had mentioned a big tree, something about it being the key to passing this whole thing. I scanned the horizon, past the throngs of people and the colorful stalls selling who-knows-what. And there it was, in the distance, rising above the sprawling city like a green giant—a massive cedar tree, its branches reaching towards the sky.

Time to get moving.

I ignored the stares of the other contestants, their whispers and veiled threats, and headed towards the city gates. Best to avoid any unnecessary confrontations, at least for now. I had a feeling things were about to get a whole lot weirder.

Halfway down a narrow side street, something bounced off the back of my head. I spun around, expecting trouble, but there was no one there. Just a crumpled ball of paper lying on the cobblestones.

I picked it up, smoothing out the wrinkles, my curiosity piqued.

Goddess Mission Milestone 1: Off the boat. Scenario Assessment Level Increased. Checkpoint reached.

Tasks Updated: Continue to participate in the Hunter Exam. Reach the Great Cedar Tree and pass the secret 2nd preliminary: The Stupid Angry Lady Quiz, The Kuroko Test.


The words weren't written in any language I recognized, but somehow, I understood. Like they were appearing directly in my brain, bypassing my eyes altogether.

The paper felt warm in my hand, then it crumbled into dust, scattering in the breeze.

Kuroko Test… What the hell was that supposed to mean? Another test? This whole thing was giving me a headache.

I shrugged. No point in overthinking it. I had my destination.

Adjusting the strap of my bag, I set off towards the towering cedar tree, my gut churning with a mix of apprehension and a strange, unfamiliar excitement.

I walked for what felt like hours. This whole "Hunter Exam" thing felt rigged. The sun beat down on my neck, and my legs screamed for a break. My gut churned with a mix of anticipation and dread. What kinda messed-up challenge awaited me at the end of this road?

Rounding a bend, I came to a dead stop.

A massive desk, crafted from dark wood that gleamed like polished obsidian, dominated the street, blocking my path completely. Behind it sat a woman, her face half-hidden by the wide brim of a straw hat adorned with a single, blood-red feather. Two massive figures flanked her, their faces hidden by ornate masks that covered their features completely. They looked less like guards and more like statues come to life, their very presence radiating an air of quiet menace.

Even from a distance, I could tell this was no ordinary roadblock. This was a test. And these weren't amateurs.

As if reading my thoughts, the woman spoke. "Secret Super Wonderful Two-Choice Quiz!" Her voice was surprisingly melodic, a stark contrast to the oppressive atmosphere.

"Your mother and your lover are kidnapped by a criminal," she announced, her tone light, conversational. "You can only save one. Which one do you save?"

The question hung in the air, heavy with unspoken implications. This wasn't about right or wrong answers. This was about something else entirely. Something that made my skin crawl.

"I save them both," I said, my voice resolute.

The woman's lips curled into a knowing smile. "That answer is not one of the possible answers."

"It isn't?" I shot back, refusing to back down. "Then I'll make it possible."

She studied me, her gaze sharp as a hawk's. "So be it. You have chosen."

With a snap of her fingers, a section of the wall behind her slid open, revealing a darkened corridor beyond. The air coming from it felt different. Heavy. Charged with a kind of primal energy that sent shivers down my spine. My danger sense, that new sixth sense, screamed at me to turn back, to run while I still had the chance.

"I'm not stupid," I muttered, more to myself than to her. "That's not the way through."

I tried to edge past the desk, my eyes darting around, searching for another route, an escape.

"You failed the Path of the Mind, refused the Path of the Soul," the woman's voice echoed behind me. "Only the Path of the Body remains."

She rose from her seat, her movements fluid, almost too fast to track. The robe she'd been wearing fluttered to the ground, revealing polished plate mail beneath. A katana, its blade gleaming wickedly in the sunlight, materialized in her hand as if from thin air.

The two figures flanking her moved in unison.

One moment they were still as statues, then the ground trembled beneath their feet as they strode forward, each hefting a war hammer easily the size of a goddamn TV from beneath the table. Those hammers weren't just for show either. The way those guys gripped them, the way their bodies coiled with barely restrained power, told me these dudes knew how to use 'em.

The first one swung, aiming that monstrous hammer right at my chest. I ducked like I was playing damn limbo, barely getting my head out of the way as the wind from that swing ruffled my hair. The force of it was insane. If that thing connected, it wouldn't just break bones; it would turn me into paste.

Rolling and then scrambling back, I got a good look at my opponents as they approached me with speed. They were huge, their arms thicker than my torso, muscles rippling beneath their robes. Their faces were still hidden behind those masks, but I could see their eyes: cold, focused, predatory.

I took a deep breath, forcing myself to stay calm. This was bad, real bad.

One of the hammers came whistling towards me, a blur of wood and Iron Reinforcements. I dodged by going flat from my crouch, slipping under the blow, and slammed my fist into the guy's ribs. He grunted, barely registering the hit. I tried a leg sweep as I twirled upward, hoping to knock him off balance, but he just planted his feet and absorbed the impact.

Shit. These guys were like walls.

The other hammer came crashing down, forcing me to push off his leg and twist to roll out of the way. The impact cracked the cobblestones, sending shrapnel flying. I scrambled back to my feet, my heart hammering in my chest.

This wasn't working. I couldn't just outmuscle these guys. I had to find another way.

As I got to my feet I focused on their movements, trying to anticipate their attacks, looking for an opening. Each swing was definitely a potential death sentence.

One of the guys swung again, aiming for my legs. I jumped back and onto his hammer, narrowly avoiding the hammer head, which slammed into the ground with bone-jarring force. The ground shuddered beneath my feet.

There it was. My chance.

As the other hammer swung toward me, I jumped off the hammer I was standing on and stepped into his guard, my hand shooting out to push the haft in another direction. It was rough, the wood digging into my palm, but I held my ground and stepped further forward, using all my strength to twist the hammer's trajectory with just the right amount of redirection. The giant mallet head clipped the first guy on the back of his head, sending him sprawling to the ground with a groan.

The other one's eyes widened in shock behind his mask and roared in anger, charging at me with a berserker's fury. I sidestepped his now clumsy attack and ducked under a wild swing, feeling the wind from the hammer whip past my face. He stumbled, overbalanced, and I seized the opportunity.

I slammed my shoulder into his back, sending him careening towards his fallen comrade. He loosened his grip on his hammer which almost flew upward, but a little momentum in a different direction as my palm hit the haft on one side and I pushed it downward on the other and it slammed into his back, I saw the result. It caused his face to smash into the dirt.

I stood there, chest heaving, sweat stinging my eyes. It was over. For now.


I managed to take them down, using their momentum against them, sending them crashing into each other, but it wasn't enough. The woman, her face still hidden beneath that wide-brimmed hat, stepped forward.

"You just had to not answer," she sighed, her voice a whisper of disappointment. "With a weak body like yours—"

That was as far as I was able to hear.

A flash of steel. A cold breeze brushed my cheek.

For a split second, I stood there, confused. Had they landed a blow? I didn't feel anything. Then, my vision tilted, the world around me dissolving into a kaleidoscope of pain and darkness.

I was confused, why the hell was she behind me?!





I was back in the hallway, heart pounding, the phantom metallic tang of blood filling my mouth. My body throbbed with a pain that was both familiar and utterly terrifying.

Looking down at the body I knew should have been turned into goddamn mince-meat-

My solid flesh taunted me.
 
Ch6. "...of infinity, and..."
After a moment, I forced myself to calm down. The panic subsided, replaced by a cold, hard anger. That bitch had played me. I still had no idea what her problem was, anyway!

A screen materialized in front of me, glowing with familiar blue light.

You have gained the unique martial art: 18 Redirections of the 6-Armed Asura (Basic).

This is a new path crystallized from the decision to use redirecting of forces and momentum. Fight on, Ichiban Kasuga!

+0.2 Body. +0.2 Mind. +0.1 Soul. +0.1 Mystic.

By reaching the peak of your humanity's Body stat, you have unlocked the stat BBP. Base Body Power is responsible for Body-related esoteric powers.

Checkpoint reached. You will now automatically act the way you did if you had your current abilities until the selected checkpoint. Time still passes, but you can skip the actions until said checkpoint and awaken at the checkpoint with a nearly identical result guaranteed.

+0.2 Body. +0.4 Mind. +0.3 Soul. +0.2 Mystic.

Base Mind Power has been unlocked!

Your 18 Redirections of the 6-Armed Asura skill has increased in quality from (Basic) to (Intermediate)!

Nen Talent (Thug) (1x) has been unlocked!

Nen Talent (Common) (10x) has been upgraded!

Body: 1.3
Mind: 1.0
Soul: 1.1
Mystic: 0.4
BBP: 1.333…~
BMP: 0.967…~
HBP: 0.983...~


I stared at the wall of text, my brain struggling to process it all. Okay, so I was definitely stronger, a little smarter, and apparently, my soul had gotten bigger too. Mystic shit? Still not sure what that was all about, but hey, if it meant I could shoot lasers out of my eyes or somethin', I wasn't complaining.

The talent stuff? Way over my head.

But at least they'd given my new martial art a cool-ass name and shoved a couple of years' worth of progress into me. I grinned, cracking my knuckles. Time to try this whole "Hunter Exam" thing again.

I walked forward until I stood in front of the Hunter X Hunter door, ready for round two. But this time, something was different. A glowing menu had appeared, hovering in mid-air:

Checkpoint 0: Bench (Repeated entry increases Fate Enforcement of the world Hunter X Hunter by +1!)

Checkpoint 1: Preliminary Exam; Pier (Repeated entry increases Fate Enforcement of the world Hunter X Hunter by +1!)


Fate Enforcement? What the hell was that all about? I focused on the term, and another block of text appeared:

Fate Enforcement brings the world back into balance. If a world is out of balance, which since you have been recruited and are here it surely has become so—increasing a world's Fate Enforcement stat will bring things back closer to the way they should be. Bad things are less likely to happen, and good will prevail more often!

Hunter x Hunter world's current Fate Enforcement: -9137


I grimaced. Minus nine thousand?! That was… That was messed up.

I chose Checkpoint 1. I liked that Noran guy, but dealing with another bloodbath followed by golden-retriever-power-of-personality on the deck of captain muscle-man wasn't exactly high on my to-do list. Plus, I was curious about this 'Kuroko Test.'

Hunter x Hunter world's current Fate Enforcement: -9136

The world dissolved around me, replaced by the familiar sights and smells of the pier.

I started moving forward and glanced towards the other boats.

This time, I recognized the kid in the green tracksuit jacket and shorts right away. He was standing a few feet in front of me, still lookin' determined but… maybe a little less beat-up than last time.

Guess that whole 'Fate Enforcement' thing was working. If one point could make that much of a difference for one kid, imagine what it could do for the whole world.

Feeling the strength coursing through my upgraded body, I started towards the city gates, the Great Cedar Tree my target. This time, when I reached that crazy quiz lady, I'd keep my damn mouth shut.

The desk appeared in front of me, blocking the path just like before. The woman with the feathered hat sat behind it, her expression unreadable. The two muscle-bound goons flanked her, their masked faces staring straight ahead.

"Secret Super Wonderful Two-Choice Quiz!" she announced, her voice as saccharine as before.

"Your mother and your lover are kidnapped by a criminal," she said, her gaze meeting mine. "You can only save one. Which one do you save?"

This time, I knew better than to fall for her trap. With my upgraded Mind stat, I saw right through her bullshit. There was no correct answer. This wasn't a test of logic or morality; it was a test of character.

And silence, that's what she wanted.

Submission.

So, I stared into her eyes, my gaze unwavering, as the seconds ticked by. Five… six… seven… Let her try to read my thoughts. Let her see the fire burning behind my eyes.

"Time's up," she said, a hint of surprise in her voice. "Congratulations. You have passed."

Her words were a confirmation of what I already knew. My silence wasn't just an answer; it was a statement. I wasn't playing her game.

But deep down, I knew my real answer was better.

If there's no right answer, you don't just sit there and take it. You fight. You claw your way out of that impossible situation and make your own damn answer.

But I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of telling her that and failing. Not yet.

I walked past her, my jaw set, my gaze fixed on the distant cedar tree. I'd prove her wrong. Not with words, but with actions. I'd show her that Ichiban Kasuga didn't play by anyone's rules, not even some Self-Important Hunter bitch or her self-important gatekeepers.


I'd fix this place one death at a time.

I'd die as many times as it took to finally live.

I wouldn't submit.




I walked for hours, the sun dipping low in the sky, painting the world in hues of orange and gold. Despite the distance, I barely felt tired. This upgraded body was no joke. It was like I could walk forever.

Finally, after what felt like a lifetime, I reached the cedar tree. It was even bigger up close, its branches spreading out like a giant's arms, casting long shadows over the clearing. A small wooden cabin stood nestled at its base, smoke curling from its chimney.

As I got closer, a strange smell hit me. It smelled like… blood. But not quite. It was metallic, tangy, but it lacked that… that visceral edge, that feeling of wrongness that actual blood always had. It was like someone was trying to fake it, but they'd gotten the recipe wrong.

My newly unlocked danger sense was going haywire too. But it wasn't a sense of danger, exactly. It was more like… a weird sort of disconnect, like something wasn't adding up.

I peeked through the window of the cabin and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Inside, a giant bird-man thing was "holding hostage" a woman with long pink hair. she looked like she could snap me in half with one claw, but… she wasn't even trying. she was just standing there, awkwardly holding her arm, like she wasn't sure what to do next. And the woman? She wasn't even struggling. She just stood there, looking bored.

In the corner, a young guy with messy blue hair was slumped against the wall, groaning and clutching his arm like he was in agony. Except, I could see that the red stuff smeared all over him wasn't real blood. It was that same fake-blood smell I'd picked up outside.

"Can someone tell me if this test can be any stupider?" I shouted, stepping into the cabin. "You!" I pointed at the bird-man. "That's not how animals who want to eat even work! You wouldn't take your food hostage, you'd just kill it and eat it later!"

I turned to the guy in the corner. "YOU! That ain't blood! And you're acting like you're hurt? It doesn't even smell close to the real thing!"

Finally, I glared at the woman. "And YOU! Why aren't you struggling if some animal-man with wings is holding you hostage?!"

They all stared at me, their mouths hanging open.

"Wow, that was the fastest anyone has ever passed this," the woman said, a bemused smile spreading across her face.

The bird-man thing shifted and shimmered, transforming into a human with a darker shade of pink hair and a young man a bit older than the blue-haired guy with deeper blue hair and a pair of spectacles perched on his nose came in through the side door. He looked kinda like an older, more refined version of the younger woman and the younger man.

The guy in the corner stood up, brushing the fake blood off his clothes. He grinned at me, "Nice work, dude! You're one sharp cookie."

I just stood there, blinking.
 
Ch. 7: "...it was not meant..."
My eyebrow twitched, and I fought back the urge to facepalm. What kind of stupid test was this? Any moron could see through this staged hostage situation. Was this some kinda elaborate joke?

But then I remembered the old lady with the katana and her not-so-subtle murdering of my face and assertions about some 'Path of the Body.' Yeah, discretion was the better part of valor, especially when dealing with people who could probably turn you into a human pretzel with their pinky finger.

Besides, the woman with the darker pink hair was giving me the side-eyed smile, mixed with her glare that could curdle milk. I swear, she could probably lash me to death with a single eyelash.

"Ah, yeah. Definitely. I'm super observant," I mumbled, forcing a smile. Survival instincts, gotta love 'em.

The guy in the corner clapped me on the shoulder. "Good man! You've got a keen eye for detail."

The bird-man who turned into a glasses-man chuckled, and for a split second, I swear I saw a flash of something predatory in his eyes. It was gone as quickly as it appeared, but it left me with a cold feeling in my gut.

"Well, then," the woman said, her voice surprisingly gentle. "Allow us to introduce ourselves. We are the final preliminary examiners for participants deemed special by those tasked with overseeing the initial stages of the Hunter Exam. My name is Ranica, and these are my husband, Reido, and our son and daughter, Riku and Ren."

She gestured towards the no-longer-a-bird-man, who gave me a polite nod, and the blue-haired guy, who grinned and winked.

"We are a race known as Kuroko," she continued, "Humans who possess the ability to transform into magical beasts that resemble birds, though with fur instead of feathers."

With those words, Ranica's form shimmered and shifted, growing taller and more imposing. Her clothes dissolved, replaced by a coat of sleek, dark yellow fur. Giant wings, tipped with razor-sharp claws, sprouted from her back. Her eyes, now a brilliant gold, fixed on me with an intensity that made my heart skip a beat.

Before I could even process what was happening, she gestured towards me with one of her massive talons. "Come, young Hunter-candidate. I will take you to the Hunter Exam in Zaban City."

My brain screamed at me to run, to find another way, but my legs seemed to move on their own, drawing me closer to the monstrous creature that was once a human woman.

What the hell was I getting myself into?

With a powerful beat of her wings, Ranica launched herself into the air, carrying me in her talons like a prize catch. I clung on for dear life, the wind whipping through my hair, the ground shrinking beneath me.

This was insane. This was absolutely insane. But somehow I knew I couldn't avoid any of this for long even if I ran from it.










My eyes snapped open, and for a terrifying second, all I saw was sky. Panic flooded through me, my stomach lurching as I realized I was suspended hundreds of feet in the air, nothing but thin air and a pair of giant bird claws between me and a bone-shattering plummet.

Then it all came rushing back: the fight, the creepy old lady, the bird-woman, the Hunter Exam. I'd fallen asleep, exhausted from the day's insane events.

Above me, Ranica soared through the air, her massive wings beating with a steady rhythm. The sun was just beginning to peek over the horizon, painting the sky in hues of pink and gold.

"Wise of you to get some rest," she said, her voice echoing down to me. "We'll be there soon. We're actually quite early. A lower number for your tag always looks nice on your resume, especially when you pass the exam."

She muttered something else under her breath, something about first-timers never passing, but I heard it loud and clear.

I didn't comment. She was right. Even with those stat boosts, I was in way over my head. Dying a few more times before getting through this exam… yeah, that sounded about right.

Thinking back on yesterday, I grimaced. Shot in the head, frozen solid, sliced and diced by a pissed-off grandma… I'd never had a Tuesday that bad, and I hoped to hell I never would again.

Please, just let me survive today.

The sun was high in the sky by the time Ranica swooped down towards a sprawling city, its skyline dominated by a massive tower that gleamed like a beacon of gold. The sheer scale of it was mind-boggling, even grander than the Tojo Clan headquarters back in Kamurocho. Hell, even that swanky hotel we'd hit that one time was nothing compared to this place.

We landed in a small plaza near the base of the tower, and Ranica transformed back into her human form, her pink hair catching the morning light.

"Come along, Ichiban," she said, gesturing towards a narrow alleyway that ran alongside the tower. "The Hunter Exam awaits."

I followed her, my brow furrowed in confusion. The tower was impressive, sure, but it didn't look like the kind of place you'd hold a high-stakes test like this.

We reached a small, unassuming door tucked between a ramen shop and a pawnbroker.

"Here?" I asked, incredulous. "This is it?"

Ranica smiled, a knowing glint in her eye. "Oh, that tower isn't the Hunter Exam, my dear. That's just a fancy hotel. A decoy for those who lack true discernment. Those who pass my test are deemed worthy of the truth of the exam's location."

She pushed open the door, revealing a dimly lit staircase that led down into the darkness.

A hole-in-the-wall restaurant, a decoy tower, a secret quiz- this whole Hunter Exam was turning out to be weirder than a Yakuza initiation ceremony where Majima was the guy in charge.

And how the hell were they gonna fit an entire exam in this tiny place?

I followed Ranica down the narrow, dimly lit staircase, my senses on high alert. The air was thick with the smell of spices and something else metallic. Like blood. It made my stomach churn.

We reached a small, cramped kitchen, steam billowing from pots and pans as a burly chef with a scarred face barked orders at a couple of harried-looking assistants. He reminded me of that old ramen chef back in Kamurocho, the one with the dragon tattoo who'd always chase us kids away with a cleaver when we tried to sneak a peek at his secret recipe.

Ranica approached the chef, her demeanor shifting from playful to something… sharper. More serious.

"He'll take the back room," she said, her voice low and steady.

The chef nodded, but his eyes narrowed, his gaze flicking to something beneath the counter. A gun, maybe? For anyone who got the password wrong? This place was giving me the creeps.

"What will he be having?" the chef asked, his voice gruff.

Ranica smiled, a wide, toothy grin that sent a shiver down my spine. "A steak combo, over an absolute inferno and grilled heartily with spirit."

"Ah, good potential then," the chef grunted, his gaze softening slightly. "Go on, then. Your combo will be with you very shortly."

I didn't like the sound of that. It felt ominous. Like a threat veiled in a promise. And the way those two were looking at each other there was something else going on here, something beyond a simple password exchange. I'd impressed the pink-haired lady somehow, that much was clear. But why and how?

I stepped into the back room, my heart pounding in my chest. It was small, barely bigger than a closet, with bare concrete walls and a single flickering light bulb hanging from the ceiling. It smelled like old grease and stale beer, the kind of place you wouldn't want to spend more than five minutes in.

Then, the whole room began to rumble.

The floor shuddered beneath my feet, tilting downwards at a slow, steady pace. An elevator? In a tiny restaurant kitchen? This place was full of surprises.

I spotted a newspaper lying on a table in the middle of the room, probably left behind by a previous customer. As I picked it up, something fluttered to the ground. A piece of paper, folded neatly.

Checkpoint reached. New mission: Pass the Hunter Exam's first phase. Befriend Killua Zoldyck. Save Killua Zoldyck from his insane big brother. Long-term mission: Become the big-brother figure that Killua never had.

Killua Zoldyck?

The names meant nothing to me. Befriend? Save? This whole "goddess mission" thing was getting more complicated by the minute.

I shoved the paper into my pocket, my mind reeling. This Hunter Exam was shaping up to be a lot more than just a test of strength and skill.

The elevator shuddered to a halt, and the doors slid open, revealing a vast, dimly lit cavern. The air hung heavy with anticipation, a strange mix of excitement and dread. I stepped out, blinking against the sudden shift in light.

"Number 104," a voice chirped from beside me.

I looked down to see… well, I wasn't sure what to call it. It was like a walking green bean, maybe a foot tall, with spindly arms and legs and a massive, bulbous head. Its eyes, huge and black, stared up at me with an unnervingly intense gaze.

"Welcome to the Hunter Exam," the… thing… said, holding out a circular metal plate with the number 104 etched into its surface. "Please wear this at all times."

My danger sense was going haywire, screaming at me to get the hell away from this… creature. It was like standing next to a live grenade, the pin already pulled. But something told me that bolting wouldn't end well.

"Y-yeah," I stammered, taking the plate and quickly fastening it to my shirt.

I moved away from the green bean-thing, my heart still pounding, and took a seat on one of the nearby pipes that snaked along the cavern walls. The tunnel stretched into darkness, seemingly endless.

A fat guy with a doughy face and a nose that could rival Pinocchio's antithesis waddled towards me, a sickly-sweet smile plastered across his face. He wore a bright blue shirt and white pants that strained against his gut.

"Hey there, newbie!" he said, his voice overly friendly and way too close for comfort.

"Name's Tonpa," he continued, flashing a smile that didn't reach his eyes. "You look like you could use a drink." He held out a can of juice, condensation beading on its surface.

My danger sense flared, and a wave of nausea washed over me. I knew that smell. I'd encountered it before, back in Kamurocho. The kind of sickly-sweet scent that masked something far more sinister.

"Nah, I'm good," I said, trying to sound casual, but my grip tightened on the pipe I was holding.

"Come on, don't be shy," Tonpa insisted, shoving the can toward me. "It's on the house. Gotta stay hydrated, right?"

"I said I'm good," I growled, my patience wearing thin.

"Naw, it's just for you," he insisted, still holding that damn can in my face.

Something snapped. I snatched the can from his hand, the metal cold and slick against my palm. I could practically smell the laxative.

I snapped it open with a click and grinned viciously.

"Drink it," I said, my voice low and dangerous.

Tonpa's eyes widened in alarm. "W-what? Why?"

"Just drink it, asshole," I snarled, pushing the can against his lips and yanking his jaw open.

He struggled for a second, arms flailing, then took a long, panicked gulp by accident, his face contorting in disgust.

"Blech!" he sputtered, spitting the juice onto the floor. "What the hell is wrong with YOU?!"

I grinned, a cold, predatory smile spreading across my face. "Don't worry about it. You wanted to poison me, so don't blame me for turning it around on you, you motherfucking piece of shit."

Tonpa's eyes bulged, and he clutched his stomach. "I… I gotta go!" he shrieked, scrambling to his feet and barreling towards the emergency exit, slamming it open and disappearing down a dark corridor.

I scowled at the retreating form of that bastard.

I'd learned my lesson about trusting strangers, especially in a place like this. This Hunter Exam was a den of vipers, and I wasn't about to let some two-bit poisoner get the drop on me.





Four hours crawled by. More and more contestants arrived, each one weirder than the last. A guy with needles sticking out of his face, a young lady carrying a sniper rifle who also looked like she could bench press a small car, a dude carrying a goddamn pair of knife-gauntlets.

Just as I was starting to wonder if anyone normal was gonna show up, the final contestant arrived. A scowling young man with slicked and parted blond hair, dressed in a blue tabard, white pants, and black shoes. He had two bokken strapped to his hips, but the way the handles were wrapped, the telltale seams… those were definitely hiding actual katanas.

He scanned the cavern, his eyes cold and sharp, before settling on a spot near the back wall, as far away from everyone else as possible.

This guy- he was different. Dangerous. My danger sense tingled, a low, steady hum that told me to keep my distance.

"Number 399, the last applicant has arrived!" the bean-guy—Bean, I guess?—announced, his voice chirping with unsettling cheerfulness. "The entry period is now closed!"

The elevator doors slid shut with a heavy clang, sealing us inside the cavern. The air thickened with tension. The room, once buzzing with nervous chatter, fell silent. Even the guy with the needles sticking out of his face seemed to turn serious.

Then, a scream.

The guy with the knife-gauntlets clutched at his arms, his eyes wide with terror. Where his hands should have been… nothing. Just bloody stumps. His severed limbs were nowhere to be seen.

"What the?!" I scrambled back from the unfolding horror.

A chilling laughter cut through the air, sending shivers down my spine. It came from a guy who looked like he'd stepped straight outta a nightmare. He was tall and wiry, with a shock of bright red hair and a face painted like a goddamn clown—except there was nothing funny about that wide, predatory grin.

He held up a playing card, a simple ace of hearts, and examined it with a casual smirk, as if he were admiring a work of art. My danger sense screamed at me, a full-blown siren blaring in my head. Just being near this guy was suicide.

"Ah, he has no arms," the clown said, his voice smooth, almost hypnotic, as the guy with the severed limbs crumpled to the floor, blood pooling around him at an alarming rate. It was like someone had cranked up the speed dial on his bleeding. "But a magician never reveals his tricks, so you'll have to guess how yourselves. Just remember to apologize to those you bump into."

Everyone steered clear of the clown, who didn't seem to notice or care. He just kept chatting with Needle-Face, like they were old buddies catching up over a cup of coffee.

The clock on the wall ticked towards midday. The seconds stretched into minutes, each one filled with a palpable tension that made the air crackle.

Then, right as the clock struck twelve, a high-pitched alarm pierced the silence. It sounded like a dog's rapidly squeaking chew toy, amplified a thousand times.

The lights flickered, plunging the cavern into darkness for a heartbeat. When they came back on, a figure stood before us, just outside the illuminated area. He was tall and lean, with short, slicked back purple hair and piercing blue eyes that seemed to see right through you. He wore a simple black suit that somehow managed to look both intimidating and elegant.

I could barely make out a very tiny mouth beneath a small purple mustache.

Slowly, deliberately, the lights in the distance began to flicker on, one by one, illuminating a long, metal hallway that stretched into the darkness. It was like a scene from one of those cheesy horror movies I used to watch back before my life became too damn weird.

"If you find yourself low on luck or skill," the man said, his voice calm but commanding, "You will certainly die in this test. Anyone feeling a lack of either should exit through the back."

He gestured towards the elevator, its doors still firmly closed.

No one moved.

"Very well," the man said, a hint of amusement in his voice. "I am the First Phase Examiner, Satotz. Your first test is to follow me to the second."

He turned and strode into the illuminated hallway, his footsteps echoing in the silence.
 
Ch. 8:"...For us that we..."
Author's Note: Canon Gon has X 10 million talent. Zushi has 100kx and Killua has 11 Million X.
Wing has something around 20kx and Bisky has around 3million.
The ant royal guards have 60million and the ant king merium has 680million. These are actual canon numbers from the sourcebooks.
absolute insanity!


The hallway stretched out before us, seemingly endless, a tunnel of cold, unforgiving metal. The lights flickered overhead, casting long, shifting shadows that danced along the walls. I fell into step behind the others, my senses on high alert. The air was thick with a nervous energy, a palpable tension that made the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.

I kept my distance from the red-haired clown, my danger sense still buzzing with a low, persistent hum. He was chatting with Needle-Face, his laughter echoing through the hallway, but I couldn't shake the feeling that he was watching me, assessing me, waiting for the right moment to strike.

My hand instinctively went to my pocket, fingers brushing against the crumpled piece of paper. The one that was supposed to have turned to dust.

I pulled it out, my brow furrowing as I saw that the words had changed.

The quests involving the secondary chosen of fate, Killua, have been deemed already failed.

Killua… That name again. Who the hell was this kid, and why was he so important?

Killua's mental state:

Trust No One.

Gain Hunter's license.

Use Hunter's license to escape human society.

Killua's physical state:

92% scarred skin.

Physical Strength: IMMENSELY STRONGER++.

Nen Power: IMMENSELY STRONGER EX++ (Exceeds limit.)


My jaw tightened as I read those words. Scars? Escape? This Killua kid sounded like he'd been through hell.

In order to prevent Killua from going down the path of self-destruction and despair, Increased Narrative Weight and Fate Enforcement must be at a positive number above 100.

New Task: Reach the limit of your current ability in the Hunter Exam. Repeated tries are necessary.


My blood ran cold. So, it was true. I was gonna die. Again. This paper, this… message… it was like a goddamn prophecy, spelling out my doom.

I scowled. There were two choices: I could play it safe, turn around, and go train my ass off, hoping that those extra stat boosts would be enough to survive next time. Or I could keep going, push my luck, see how far I could get before I hit my limit.

I took a deep breath, my fists clenching at my sides. I hated this feeling, this sense of inevitability, of being trapped in a story I didn't understand. But those Fate Enforcement points… I needed those. I had to at least try.

I shoved the paper back in my pocket and picked up my pace, my gaze fixed on Satotz's retreating form. The hallway stretched before me, a tunnel of shadows and uncertainty.

This was it. Time to push my limits.

Even if it killed me.







The hallway seemed to stretch on forever, the rhythmic thud of footsteps echoing against the cold metal walls. I kept pace with the others, my upgraded body handling the exertion with ease. Still, something felt off.

My gaze drifted to the center of the running pack. It was like a hole had been punched through reality, a void of nothingness surrounded by a faint, shimmering haze. I felt drawn to it, a strange compulsion I couldn't explain.

Hesitantly, I edged closer, my brow furrowed in confusion. I was staring at the absence of space, a swirling vortex of… something. I couldn't make sense of it. It was like trying to stare directly at the sun, my eyes straining to make sense of the impossible.

But my danger sense remained silent. So it was fine, right?

I reached out a hand, my fingers trembling as they neared the shimmering boundary of the void…






I woke up in the hallway, gasping for breath. My entire body felt like it had been plugged into a goddamn power socket attached to everyone's favorite nuclear reactor. The phantom sensation of electricity, a billion volts coursing through my veins, lingered like a bad dream. It was over in a flash, a burst of pain and then… nothing.

But what the hell had happened? I hadn't even felt myself die.

I glanced down at my hands. Energy, a faint, shimmering aura, was seeping out of my fingertips, dissipating into the air.

And then I felt it—a draining sensation, a slow but steady leak of something vital. It was like my life force was bleeding out, leaving me weaker, more vulnerable.

Where were the bonuses? Why wasn't the screen showing up?

"WARNING! SOUL-DEATH IMMINENT! FUNNELING ALL REWARDS INTO NEN TALENT!"

A voice, cold and robotic, echoed in my head.

Nen Talent has increased, Common (x10) to Uncommon (x50)

Nen Talent has increased, Uncommon (x50) to Rare (X100)

Nen Talent has Increased, Rare (x100) to Epic (x1000)

Nen Talent has…
Nen Talent has…
Nen talent has…

Your Nen talent has reached (Named Character x5) Congratulations on reaching half the talent of the character: Zushi—

Hard override. Goddess emergency. Champion number is One. Instructions follow. Enter a meditative position and attempt to contain your life energy around your body. Your life force is currently leaking, and you must visualize it in a way that makes you retain the shape around your body. Death in the World Circuit is true death.


The voice faded, leaving me reeling.

What the hell was Nen? And Zushi? Named character? What was going on?!

"True death?" I whispered, my voice trembling. The hallway felt colder, more oppressive. My heart hammered in my chest, a frantic drumbeat against the encroaching darkness.

Panic threatened to consume me, but I forced myself to breathe, to focus. The goddess's instructions echoed in my mind. Meditative position. Life energy.

I closed my eyes, picturing the energy swirling around me, a chaotic storm of light. I had to control it, to shape it, to stop the bleeding.

My life depended on it!

"Hard override requirements increased! Warning: Brace for temporary knowledge infusion and temporary energy-body puppeteering. WARNING: BRACE!"

The voice, now sounding urgent, seemed to reverberate through my very being. I barely had time to register the words before a torrent of information slammed into my mind, overwhelming my senses. It was like trying to drink from a fire hose, my brain struggling to process the sheer volume of data.

Suddenly, I knew. I knew how to wrap my body in a layer of… Ten.

My body staggered, buffeted by a wave of nausea and a sudden, crushing fatigue. I didn't have time to figure this out, to understand what was happening!

Then something seized me, a force beyond my control, a grip like a steel vise. My limbs locked, my muscles spasmed, a jolt of raw energy coursing through my veins. I tried to fight, to resist, but it was like trying to wrestle a goddamn typhoon.

My body was forced into a state of unnatural stillness, my mind a prisoner within its own skull. The information about Ten, the technique, the principles, it all flooded back, now crystal clear, imprinted onto my consciousness with terrifying clarity.

My energy, once chaotic and leaking, began to flow with newfound purpose, guided by an unseen hand. It swirled around me, forming a cocoon of power, a protective barrier against the encroaching void.

And then, as abruptly as it began, the puppeteering ceased. My body was my own again. I could move, think, breathe-

But the knowledge remained. But I still knew that if I lost concentration I would just stop existing in a few minutes!

"Solution deemed temporary! Warning! Warning! Soul death at this point is still guaranteed. Damaging skill/stat relay to enforce full knowledge of instinctual Ten not advised!"

The robotic voice was back, an extremely panicked edge to its tone.

"Hard override! Goddess authorization confirmed. World Circuit password accepted!"

A wave of relief washed over me, followed by a surge of power unlike anything I'd ever felt before. It was like a dam had burst, a torrent of energy flooding my being, sealing the cracks, mending the leaks.

My Ten, once a fragile, flickering flame, solidified, a permanent fixture, an extension of myself.

And then, the world went black.
 
Ch. 9:"...should voyage far that we see things that lurk beneath." - H. P Lovecraft
I opened my eyes, expecting to see that sterile white hallway. Instead, I was greeted by a glowing screen hovering in mid-air. It displayed the image of a woman with bright pink hair styled in… pigtails? Seriously? It was a ridiculous look for someone who clearly wasn't a kid.

I pushed myself to my feet, my body aching, like I'd been run over by a truck. I was leaning against a wall, but there was no door in sight. Just a smooth, featureless surface that shimmered faintly in the dim light.

The screen followed my movements, flickering and glitching, blinking out for a moment before reappearing with a jarring jump.

"Okay! Hi! This thing is working, I'm sure!" a voice chirped from the screen. It was the woman with the pigtails, her expression a mix of relief and manic energy. "So, uh, you just went through Nen initiation on your soul, basically. So, you now have Ten mastered entirely! Totally cool, right?!"

"I know what that means now," I said, cutting her off, my voice sharp with annoyance. "At least about Ten. But lady, I have no frickin' clue what has even been going on the whole time I've been here! You tell me to do stuff via interdimensional letter service, and all I get is dying! Explain any of this!"

The woman blinked, her smile faltering. "You watch anime, right?"

I scowled. "I've seen Dragon Ball Z. What does this have to do with anything?!"

"But… you're Japanese!" she exclaimed, her voice rising in pitch. "How can you—?!"

"Explain my damn situation!" I shouted, my patience snapping. This wasn't the time for some kinda anime trivia quiz!

The goddess on the screen finally seemed to get the message. She took a deep breath and launched into a rambling explanation, her words tumbling out in a torrent of panicked energy.

"Okay, so… basically, all the 'Fate-Chosen,' the protagonists of all the worlds, you know? They… uh… well, they got their fates eaten. By a passing jerkbag mage. With, like, near-omnipotent levels of black mana. On a multi-cluster multiverse level of scale. It's… it's a whole thing."

She paused for a breath, her pigtails bouncing. "There's this force, you see, called 'Narrative Weight.' The more a person has, the closer they are to becoming the 'Fate-Chosen' of their world. And… well, all worlds kind of broadcast their existence through media, like anime, books, stories… you get the idea. To people who can, you know, express themselves well. And they end up as entertainment! It's a symbiotic relationship, really."

I stared at her, trying to make sense of the words. "So, you're telling me… I'm the last person anywhere at all that has this 'Narrative Weight' stuff?"

"Right!" the goddess chirped, beaming at my deduction.

I narrowed my eyes. "So… I was a protagonist? Then Mr. Shitty Mage just… ate my damn future?!"

The goddess coughed, avoiding my gaze. "Okay, so… I kinda burned out the system meant to give you abilities and bonus stats while saving your soul from annihilation! We need to go over a few things! Your Nen talent is half that of Zushi, but I spread that out to every energy system as a general thing, due to you having no possible way of gaining the other worlds' powers if I didn't."

I took a deep breath, forcing myself to calm down. Sure, the world was ending, my future had been devoured by a cosmic snack monster, and I was stuck in a death loop with a ditzy goddess as my only guide… but freaking out wasn't gonna help. Besides, I still planned to bring up the whole "super-awesome protagonist future" thing later.

"Can you explain that in Dragon Ball terms?" I asked, trying to wrap my head around the whole "Nen talent" thing.

The goddess grimaced. "Until you find a way to increase your talent in-world somewhere else, you're stuck with ten percent of Yamcha's level of talent."

I froze.

Ten percent… of Yamcha?

The world dissolved around me, replaced by a single, horrifying image: Yamcha, sprawled on the ground, a gaping hole in his chest, defeated by a goddamn Saibaman.

"Ichiban? Ichiban, are you there?" the goddess's voice, now distant and distorted, seemed to be coming from a long tunnel.

My vision blurred, a cold sweat prickling my skin.

"ICHIBAN!"

"FUCK!" I screamed, the word echoing through the hallway, a primal howl of frustration and despair.

What's wrong? Did I do something?" the goddess asked, her voice high-pitched and panicked. Her image on the screen flickered, as if even the damn technology was getting stressed out by her incompetence.
"If this were Dragon Quest and the level-up notifications had a cheerful customer service voice," I snarled, "I swear right now I'd hear, 'YOUR YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKED LEVEL HAS INCREASED!' Please explain how the fucking shit I'm supposed to survive any of this! Do you have any idea how bad dying hurts?!"

"I don't!" The goddess chirped, her voice filled with a ditzy cheerfulness that made me want to punch something.

In that moment, I knew, deep in my soul, that this goddess was both useless and an idiot. Maybe even a well-meaning idiot, but an idiot nonetheless.

Without another word, I turned towards the Hunter x Hunter door. Screw this. Screw her. Screw everything.

I slammed my damn forehead against the selection panel, choosing Checkpoint Zero. Anything to escape her moronic voice.

The door shimmered, a swirling vortex of colors and shapes beckoning me forward.

"Wait! Ichiban! I wasn't done talking!" the goddess shrieked, her voice distorted as the world around me dissolved. "Don't you want to worshi—"

Her words were cut off as I plunged back into the world of the Hunter Exam, ready to face whatever fresh hell awaited me.



"We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far that we see things that lurk beneath. " -Lovecraft




The cheerful façade melted away, replaced by a chillingly blank expression. The goddess's eyes, once wide and innocent, narrowed, a cold, calculating glint replacing their former warmth- They mirrored the eyes of a certain chain-saw manipulating devil at her most manipulative and cunning. She stared at the spot where Ichiban had vanished, her gaze piercing the empty air.

Her face, still framed by those ridiculous pigtails, twisted into a grotesque parody of a smile. It was a smile that belonged on the face of a predator, a hunter savoring the scent of its prey. A smile that would make even the Joker himself shudder in absolute terror, crying to lady death who would certainly have no need to protect a crown prince of crime that would anger this goddess.

Because he would already be dead.

A true death of the soul.

This wasn't a ditzy, clueless goddess. This was something far more dangerous, a creature of immense power, now awakened to a new purpose. She was no longer content to simply watch over the worlds she had not created- but been forced to preside over.

She would use Ichiban.

She would mold him.

She would break him.

And in the process, she would fix everything.

No matter the cost.
 
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Ch. 10: "You can get further with a kind word and a..."
I woke up on the damn bench, the stink of fish and salt air making my stomach churn. The boat was there, swaying gently in the harbor, but this time, I wasn't stepping foot on that death trap. Fuck the Hunter Exam. Screw the goddess and her impossible missions. Screw that entire goddamn situation. It was a rigged game, a cosmic joke at my expense, and I was done being the punchline.

A note appeared in my pocket, but I didn't even bother reading it. Why bother? It'd just be another cryptic message, another impossible task, another reminder of how little control I had over my own goddamn life. I crumpled it up, tossed it into the bushes as hard as I could, and stalked off with a stomping gate that sent tremors through my strengthened body. I had my jaw clenched tight with so much repressed anger that I could barely goddamn stand it. This time, I was doing things my way. No more goddess, no more missions, no more dying for some cosmic cause I didn't even understand.

First things first: cash. I needed a place to stay, food to eat, a way to blend in. This world, with its weird-ass creatures and deadly exams, felt like one giant gamble, and I was playing with loaded dice.

I headed towards the city, the squat, weather-beaten buildings of the port giving way to taller structures as I moved inland. In the distance, I could see skyscrapers, gleaming towers of glass and steel that reminded me of Shinjuku back home. Except, this city felt… different. There was an underlying tension in the air, a sense of barely contained chaos that set my teeth on edge.

"Stupid goddess," I growled, kicking a loose rock that skittered across the cobblestones. "How the hell can someone with that much power be such a clueless airhead?! Dropping me into these death traps with nothing but a few cryptic notes and a pat on the head… what kinda messed-up game is she playing?"

I spotted a newsstand up ahead. The guy behind the counter was in a heated argument with some loudmouth, waving his arms like a conductor leading an orchestra of angry pigeons. Perfect.

I didn't even slow down. Just kept walking, my hand shooting out as I passed the stand. A quick twist of the dispenser, a snatched newspaper, and I was gone, melting into the crowd before either of them even noticed. I didn't care which paper it was; I just needed something to tell me what the hell was going on in this city.

I ducked through a nearby alleyway, my steps light and casual, like I belonged there. Emerging on the other side, I found myself in a bustling shopping district. I spotted a bench near a fountain, surrounded by chattering shoppers and street performers. The perfect place to blend in, to look like just another guy taking a break.

I sat down, unfolded the newspaper, and started reading.

Grinn Port-City Times

"Homeless Heart Stealer Strikes Again!"


The headline screamed from the page, accompanied by a blurry photo of a shadowy figure lurking in an alleyway.

Homeless Heart Stealer… What the hell kinda name was that? Sounded like a bad karaoke song.

That stupid goddess… she either had a seriously twisted sense of humor or was just so damn incompetent that it was almost funny. She should have realized that this whole "Hunter Exam" thing was gonna take time, that I might need to train, before I could even think about tackling some world-ending threat.

But after witnessing her attempt to explain basic concepts that any four-year-old could understand in terms that even a five-year-old would find confusing, it wouldn't surprise me if she thought I could take on a serial killer with a rusty spoon.

Nope. I was on my own. Time to figure this shit out myself.

I left the park, my steps purposeful, my gaze scanning the streets.

After moving for a while, the bustling shopping district gave way to a maze of narrow alleyways and dimly lit bars.

The air here was thick with the smell of stale beer, cheap perfume, and something dangerous. This was the kind of place where trouble brewed, where secrets were traded, where guys like me could make a quick buck.

I spotted a rundown warehouse, its windows boarded up, a single flickering neon sign above the door proclaiming it to be "Benny's Imports." Yeah, right. Benny wouldn't know an import if it bit him in the ass. This place screamed "front" louder than a karaoke bar at closing time.

I pushed open the door, the hinges groaning in protest. The air inside was thick with cigarette smoke and the smell of sweat. A couple of burly guys were hauling crates in the back, their faces etched with boredom and barely concealed aggression.

"Where's the fighting rings at?" I asked, getting straight to the point.

The thugs stopped what they were doing, their eyes narrowing. One of them, a mountain of a man with a shaved head and a tattoo of a snarling wolf on his bicep, cracked his knuckles.

"What's it to ya, pretty boy?" he growled, stepping closer.

"You new in town?" the other one chimed in, a skinny dude with a greasy ponytail and a sneer that could curdle milk. "Don't you know who runs this place?"

I rolled my eyes. "Look, I don't like kicking the shit outta weaklings who can't fight," I said, my voice low and dangerous. "And robbing nobodies makes me feel gross. Tell me where the city's fights are, or I'm gonna have to kick it outta your asses."

"You think you're tough, huh?" Shaved Head chuckled, flexing his bicep. "We'll see about that."

"Yeah, you're gonna regret messing with us," Ponytail sneered. "We're Benny's boys, and Benny don't like nobody disrespecting his…"

He didn't get to finish his sentence.

I moved like a blur, my fist connecting with Shaved Head's jaw before he even had time to blink. He staggered back, his eyes wide with surprise, as I followed up with a roundhouse kick to Ponytail's gut. He doubled over, gasping for air.

"Benny can kiss my ass," I growled, stepping over their groaning bodies. "Now, where's the damn fighting ring?"

The other guy takes a swing and I trip him with a leg.

"Do you want me to finish that, you know, with your face on the ground while I stomp on your unconscious ass, or you gonna piss me off more and get beaten further?" I asked, my voice cold and steady.

Shaved Head groaned, spitting out a mouthful of blood and a couple of teeth. His nose, now a Picasso-esque masterpiece of angles and curves, was rapidly swelling.

"Don't you mean… or you gonna give me the info?" he mumbled, his voice slurred.

I grinned, a predatory gleam in my eye. "Nah, your buddies over there, the ones who are actually smart enough to stay outta this shit-show? They look just reasonable enough to answer. You two, on the other hand… you tried some shit. So, knockout or beatdown? Choose one."

I glanced at the other two thugs, who were huddled in the corner, their eyes wide with fear. They were younger, less experienced, and clearly not as eager to throw down as their idiot buddies.

"We… we'll talk," one of them stammered, raising his hands in surrender. "Just… Please, don't hurt us."

"Good choice," I said, my grin widening. Then, with a swift one-two combo, I sent both of the remaining thugs crashing to the floor, unconscious. No point in dragging things out.

I turned to the two younger guys, who were still cowering in the corner. "Alright, boys, time to talk. Where's the boss?"







A few minutes and a quick interrogation later, I was standing in front of a mountain of a man named Benny. He had a shaved head, a goatee that could house a family of sparrows, and arms thicker than my legs. He was sitting behind a massive oak desk, a cigar clenched between his teeth, and a faint aura of Ten surrounding him like a hazy halo.

"So, you're the new kid, huh?" he said, his voice a gravelly rumble. "Heard you made a mess of my boys out there."

"They were asking for it," I shrugged. "Just here for the fights. Heard this city's got some good ones."

"We got the best, kid. Especially for… special people like us."

He winked, and I felt a tingle of recognition. Special people like us. He was talking about Ten, or whatever else was related to Ten, wasn't he?

"I can get you a fight tomorrow night," Benny said, leaning back in his chair. "Upper-end category. Good money if you win."

I grinned, leaning forward, my elbows on his desk. "What do you get out of this, then? Tell me about it."

Benny's grin widened. "You're smart, kid. I like that. Tell you what, I got an empty townhouse a few blocks from here. Belongs to some rich asshole who's outta town for a while. You can crash there till your fight tomorrow. Consider it a deal between new associates for twenty-five percent of your winnings, though tomorrow's first fight only. Gotta make it worth my while, right?"

"You own the house and the guy, or just the house? Or is this just info?" I asked, my eyes narrowed.

Benny chuckled, the sound like a bag of gravel being shaken. "Nah, kid, I ain't in the real estate business. Just giving you a heads up. The guy's a collector, always traveling. Place is empty for months at a time. Security system's a joke too. Easy pickings for a guy like you."

"Twenty-five percent's a bit steep for just a tip," I countered, leaning back. "Especially if the prize money ain't that great."

"Prize money?" Benny snorted. "Kid, these are high-stakes fights. We're talking twenty-five mil minimum, plus side bets that could double, even triple that. Twenty-five percent of that… you'll be swimming in cash."

"Naw, it'll be ten percent," I said, my voice firm. "Unless you've got something good for me. Something… regarding what makes us 'special,' you know?"

He paused, taking a long drag on his cigar. His eyes narrowed, studying me. "You catch on quick, kid. I like that. Ambition's a good thing. But information like that… it comes at a price."

"Ten percent of the entire night's winnings," I countered, my mind racing. "Plus that townhouse info, and you tell me the basics. You know, the stuff I need to know to really make it in this city. The real basics too."

Benny chuckled, a low rumble in his chest. "You drive a hard bargain, kid. I'll give you that. But information like that… it's valuable. Especially the 'real basics.'"

"Fifteen percent, then," I said, pushing my luck. "And I want something else. Something… for my weapons."

I wasn't even sure what I was asking for. But something about those "special people," the way Benny had said it… it felt like there was more to this whole "Ten" thing than I realized.

Benny leaned forward, his eyes gleaming with amusement. "Weapons, huh? You're a man of ambition, I'll give you that. Tell you what, because I like you, kid, I'll throw in one of the advanced ones. On the house. But that's my final offer. Take it or leave it."

"Deal," I said, my heart pounding. I had no idea what I was getting myself into, but something told me I wouldn't regret this.

He snapped his fingers, and one of his goons scurried out of the room, returning a moment later with a stack of books. Seven of them, each one bound in leather, their titles embossed in gold lettering.

"Nen of the Flame by Mysterious Ido"
"Nen Handbook by Mysterious Ido"
"Applying Zetsu by Zenless Zoldyck"
"Applying Ren By Biscuit Kreuger"
"Modifying Your Ten by Mystery Z"
"Hints on Enhancing Your Enhancement by Biscuit Kreuger"
"Shu, Your Weapon and You, by The Swordsman"


I stared at the books, my brow furrowing. I had no idea what half of those words even meant. But something told me these books held the key to unlocking a whole new world of power.

"Don't lose 'em, kid," Benny said, his voice a low rumble. "Those are worth more than their weight in gold."

I nodded, gathering the books in my arms. They were heavy, the leather cool and smooth against my skin. I had a feeling I was in way over my head, but a thrill of excitement coursed through me.

This was it. Time to level up.

I left Benny's office, my mind racing. I had a fight to prepare for, a new home to break into, and a whole lot of reading to do.

This Hunter Exam World might be a death trap, but it was also an opportunity. An opportunity to become something more, something stronger, something… special.

And I wasn't about to let more power slip away from my hands.

Not anymore.


A/N: Hey guys, I know that some of you read my other story, where an OP version of Kirito, Asuna, and Yui, from SAO abridged, go about fucking around with people who are begging to find out, all while enhancing their inter-versal and soon Multiversal Empire! So what you might or might not know is that that story, and this story are both going to be available on my patreon with ADVANCED CHAPTERS. Every story I produce, for 2.49$, will get you three chapters early on (currently only Multiverse shits itself but soon this one too.)

Wow! ahead of the pack! Such awesome!

For 5 bucks, you get 6 chapters!

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The other tiers don't matter yet, but don't worry! they will sooooooooooooooon!


Here I go, reading again!
 
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