I wanna be an Idol!!! (Worm)

Live 4 Act 1
I Wanna Be An Idol!

Live 4-Act 1

/x/

Utahime did a final costume check while she stood at the entrance from the second floor to the lobby of the PRT building, before she went down to meet the new girls. She adjusted the hat strap that held her black, miniature fedora that glittered from the studs inserted into the black material, while the golden trim on her shimmering white blouse glowed to her satisfaction. Her knee length boots with red trim over white leather formed a swirling vision as she tested a few rudimentary moves, while her black shorts formed a pleasing contrast with the rest of her uniform. Peering into the mirror, the cape nodded before she turned her gaze to the oncoming commotion outside the building.

Utahime watched nervously as the reinforced one-sided glass doors of the PRT lobby slid open with a hiss and a deafening roar shook the building before two idols and Producer dashed into safety. Armsmaster and a line of PRT troops in full riot gear formed a shield wall as they held back the horde of journalists yelling questions, along with the throng of fans who had heard about Spotlight's appearance at the PRT building. More PRT troopers filed out of the lobby as they rushed to hold the line, and Utahime considered joining in for she feared that they horde will break through.

Spotlight's arms will break from all those autographs, Utahime thought. Relief flooded her heart as the doors finally shut after the PRT finally managed to push the human wave beyond the door, but her relief was short-lived as she saw Spotlight and her new colleague turn on one another.

"What the hell is your problem," Spotlight bit out as she glared at the blonde idol. "You outed yourself in front of the press!"

Oh shit, this is bad, Utahime thought as she raced down the stairs as Lisa started to lay into Spotlight.

"I just figured if I'm going into showbiz, might as well go the whole hog," Lisa said. "Unlike being a normal cape, being a celeb means you want everyone to know who you are."

"But.."

"Of course," Lisa continued. "It helps I am actually good looking."

Spotlight narrowed her eyes at the barely implied dig as she snarled.

"It'd probably also help a lot," Spotlight said, "if Producer won't need to get Dragon, Armsmaster and the rest of the Tinker population in the world so you can carry an auto-tune with the aid of a bucket."

"Girls!"

Both idols clapped their hands onto their ears and fell to their knees as Utahime yelled at them. Their gaze turned to the senior cape, who left a trail of floating neon musical notes as she glided down the stairs on a cloud of disappearing song sheets. Spotlight's face lit up in recognition as she saw the heroine approach, but found herself silenced by a look of disapproval from Utahime.

"Honestly," Utahime huffed as she placed her hands on her hips, "is there anything you girls won't fight about when there isn't any adult supervision?"

"Adult supervision?" Spotlight frowned before she turned to where Producer was standing only a few minutes ago. "Damn it."

"He's probably out somewhere trying to trap another young lady into pop-servitude," Lisa said with a shrug. "He's a total menace, and he's stuck me with a unmarketable twig as my unit partner."

"Hey! Producer's not a menace," Taylor said," and I'm not a twig!"

"Of course you're not," Lisa said. "You're a twig who is into older and pudgy men."

Swarms of cockroaches, flies and bees swarmed out of the corners of the lobby, as Spotlight glared coldly at Lisa.

"You will not imply any such thing about Producer or me," Taylor hissed, "I know for damn sure I don't feel that way regarding Producer."

Lisa's face hardened even as the insects buzzed closer.

"Take it back," Taylor said, "now."

Glowing musical notes shot towards the swarms and the insects scattered or burned as they burst into fireworks that rippled across the air. Utahime slid towards the remaining swarms like a ballerina, each jerk and snap of her arms and legs leaving a trail of light and sound as she cleared the bugs. Job done, the older cape landed in front of the two fighting idols, her eyes hard as she bore into them.

"Seriously, stop."

Both idols glared at each other and Utahime, but nodded their heads as they saw the glowing notes with the ripples in the air. Utahime's expression softened in response and hugged both teenagers.

"You girls are going to a lot of work, especially once Shadow Stalker gets involved."

Lisa made a face at the mention of the Ward.

"Oh yeah, she's involved with us too huh."

"Yeah, speaking of her," Spotlight said, "where is she?"

"It's her day off, actually so I don't think she appreciates having Spotlight here drag her into that impromptu live at Downtown." Utahime said while looking at Spotlight, "Plus Producer's probably got some plans to finalise her status."

"Status?" Both girls echoed.

"Yep, both of you are now under contract to Pro Talent Agency," Utahime said brightly. "Welcome to the team!"

Both girls stumbled as Utahime gave an unexpected pat on their backs, before she turned towards Spotlight, her gaze accusing.

"So, what's this I've heard about an unauthorised sing-off with Shadow Stalker."

/x/

Sophia walked towards her mother's house at Stonemast Avenue, her new glamourous look a stark contrast to the unkempt lawns and strewn garbage of the neighbourhood homes. The downbeat tempo of the background music amplified the dreary feel of her town, something Sophia had managed to learn to tune out, only for the sudden clarity afforded by her new powers to drive home how bad things have gotten.

"Fucking idol bullshit powers," Sophia muttered while the mournful double bass and the tinkle of the piano played in her head as she observed the urban decay.

Still, having her throw a fit when she saw my outfit was almost worth getting Mastered by the fat fuck, Sophia thought. It's been so long since she expressed any kind of emotion other than general lethargy and being a complete nag.

The door to her mother's house opened, and Sophia wished she had her crossbow with her while she heard the record scratch.

"Hello Sophia," her mother said as she raised her pen from the paper. "Just in time to meet your new legal guardian."

Sophia's eyes turned to Producer who sat across the table from her mother, his face more sombre than usual as he countersigned the document her mother had inked not long ago.

"It's over, Sophia," her mother said gravely. "Between your anger issues, your...extra curricular activities and raising your brothers I cannot take more of this."

Producer's phone flashed as he took a photo of the document, while her mother stood up and faced her. Sophia noted her mother seemed both more lifeless and relieved than she had ever seen her since she could walk.

"I've given you up for adoption. I sincerely hope you find a better home with Producer and the PR-"

The thin walls of the house shook as Sophia slammed the door shut. Producer stared at the doorway before he took placed his copy of the documents into his briefcase and shook the hand of Sophia's former mother.

"Thank you, Mrs Hess."

"Please, Producer," Mrs Hess said as she kept her eyes on the door,"try to give her the home I wasn't able to."

"I will, Mrs Hess."

The woman turned to face the new guardian of her only daughter, only to meet an empty seat.

/x/

Finding his charge wasn't difficult, given the capabilities of his Vision. Producer saw Sophia, seated next to the rusted swing in an once thriving playground with her head buried between her knees. Producer approached slowly, careful to not set off his violate idol and came to a stop ten paces behind her.

"Fuck off," Sophia growled in a hoarse voice, "fuck off and die, you fat fuck."

"After I'm done making sure you're alright." Producer dodged a piece of broken pavement, as he stood rooted behind Sophia. A comfortable silence settled in, broken only by the occasional shout and doors closing in the distance to remind them of their surroundings.

"I can hear you, you know."

Producer blinked, as he walked closer to his idol.

"Pardon?"

"Your theme song," Sophia said. " You, and almost everyone else of significance has a goddamned theme song." Sophia's eyes twinkled as she zoomed in on him and stood up, her skirt fluttered as she brushed off the dust.

"Any idea how it works?" Sophia said. "This whole having background music playing in your head, the urge to dance and sing. How do you deal with it?"

"I don't," Producer said. "I'm not an idol, so I cannot hear the tunes."

"Lucky you," Sophia snorted. "So, why me?"

"Because you have a beautiful scowl."

"I'll show you a beautiful scowl you fat-"

"I speak the truth, Sophia," Producer held out his hands. "My Vision tells me when to approach the ones who's time is ready, who's Song has matured."

Sophia cast a questioning scowl at Producer, but beckoned for him to continue.

"You took my card without question, then you began your first Live. You're ready to take the stage-"

"Don't want it," Sophia cut in. "Release me from the Master effect now."

"You misunderstand, Sophia," Producer said as he shook his head. "I didn't Master you. I only unlocked your talent when the time was right."

Sophia stood straight and defiant as she met Producer's gaze.

"Do you really want to go back to how you were before, Sophia?" Sophia clicked her tongue, as Producer studied her expression. "When you could not hear the music and the unending chorus of creation?"

Sophia choked as she stifled a laugh, but failed as she witnessed Producer's baffled expression.

"God! And they call me a chew knee!" Sophia raised her fingers into quotation marks,"Chorus of creation! God that's so corny! Gah!"

"You should laugh more often, Sophia. Not the sneering kind I've seen you do," Producer said, "but something more natural, joyful."

Sophia's face darkened as she closed in on Producer, grabbing him by the front of his shirt.

"Are you implying anything? Because if you imply I'm anything like that beanpole Hebert I'll-"

"You are strong, Sophia. But you're also damaged," Producer said even as his idol's scowl deepened, "and it's a shame that someone had to be forced to become strong at your age."

"The fuck do you care, Chambers," Sophia shoved Producer away. "Worried that the audience won't like it if I call them a bunch of losers?"

"A producer cares for every aspect of his idols, Sophia. And I've cared about every parahuman that ever approached me for a makeover," Sophia scoffed as she remembered her first meeting,"even if I had to consider the needs of the PRT as well."

"Sophia, it's the fault of us adults that children and the youth are traumatised enough to trigger," Producer said, "and one major reasons we producers exist to create and scout idols is to change that."

"Wow," Sophia said flatly. "Changing the world one manufactured, by the numbers pop song at a time."

"It's only natural, Sophia for us producers and idols to make things right and set the rules straight again."

"Rules of nature, huh?" Sophia stumbled as she felt a sudden jolt to her senses, before she bared her teeth in a predatory grin.

"You know something, Producer? I think I've found my song for the sing-off."

Sophia turned and walked back towards her former home, while Producer followed close behind.

"You will need help moving your luggage to your new home," Producer said as he fished out his phone, "I'll call for the movers."

"No need," Sophia snorted, "it's not as if I've got a lot of stuff I wanna keep. But I'll be needing an increase in my allowance though."

Producer blinked in confusion at his idol's greedy smile.

"Yeah," Sophia grabbed onto her new outfit," this threads don't come cheap. I'll be in your care."

"Not an issue," Producer said calmly as he jotted in his notebook," will there be anything else."

"Sure do, Producer," Sophia said. "What the hell's a Chew Knee Bureau anyway? Sounds like something Bonesaw would think off, not that girl scout Vista and Clockblocker."

Producer told idol, and lo did the idol rage. While the skies did not bleed nor did fire rain down from the clouds, more than a few curious neighbours poked their heads out of their windows before being pulled back in to avoid becoming like the proverbial cat.

"Vista! I'm gonna kill you!"
/x/


Taylor panted while she kept her eyes on the devil incarnate, who performed her devlish deeds by running her new "teammate" Lisa ragged. Her faded t-shirt and tights clung to her sweaty frame, while she struggled for air as her body screamed for rest. A dance studio in the Protectorate Rig was something Taylor had never expected them to have, but she wasn't about to complain about having well constructed facilities to train in. The mirrored walls, the handlebars, the smooth wooden floors and the bright lights in a well air-conditioned room was far more than she could have hoped for in Winslow.

The coach on the other hand...

"Lisa's a complete bitch," Taylor muttered between gasps of air, "but even she doesn't deserve this."

"You call that a mezzo-soprano, Lisa?" Utahime said as she pressed down on the stomach of the rookie idol, "It sounded more like a cat being mangled by a pit bull!"

"Hey, how did you know of what Bitch's dogs did-okay! Okay!" Lisa winced as Utahime's gaze hardened. "No more snark! Just don't screech again!"

"So long as you stop suggesting lip-synching," Utahime said while she checked her watch. Taylor shuddered as the older cape looked at her, and felt a tinge of disappointment when Utahime sighed while she observed her skipping practice. She clapped her hands and motioned for the two idols to stand in front of her, before she glanced at her watch again.

"We actually have another forty-five minutes of practice time scheduled," Utahime frowned at the collective groan and silenced any complaints with a cold glare." But you girls are obviously too raw for the normal training, so I'll be devising something new for you. Lisa, report to Producer for processing for your new cape ID."

"No snarky remarks on how he got here," Lisa said,"too tired to care."

"Good," Utahime said before she turned to Taylor. "Taylor, grab a fresh towel and some water on our way towards my office."

As Lisa trudged out of the studio into the waiting arms of Miss Militia, Taylor followed Utahime and gulped directly from the flask, before she coughed a fit when she choked on the warm water.

"Slowly, sip the water and let it wet your lips," Utahime said as she rubbed Taylor's back. "Don't rush it."

Taylor nodded as she settled down, before she followed the older cape into her office. Taylor's eyes widened as she saw the walls painted in soft pink and blue, the posters of several singers, some whom she recognised and the colourful bean bag cushions strewn in several corners of the room. The only sign of an office was the singular desk with two chairs facing each other, and even then the table was covered in a frilly, rainbow coloured mat. Utahime hummed a tune while she slid over to the a corner stuffed with bean bags and pillows and plonked herself with a satisfied sigh onto the largest one in the middle, before she waved Taylor over with a wide smile.

"So, Taylor," Utahime said, "guess I was correct to speculate that you had triggered when I rescued you from the locker."

Taylor's face stiffened as she recalled the incident, as she studied the face of the older cape.

"You rescued me? But it was Ms Jougosaki who..." Taylor squinted her eyes, "you're Ms Mika Jougosaki! That means you're a-"

"Correct! I'm an idol, just like you. Don't you just love our inbuilt Stranger effect?"

Taylor slumped into her bean bag, while she visibly unwound and stared at the ceiling with its painted stars.

"Wow," Taylor said with a smile," guess I'm part of something great here."

"You don't know the half of it, Taylor. So," Mika grinned as she rolled over the lined up cushions to one next to the younger idol, "you decided on a song yet? For the sing-off I mean."

"Nope, I'm stumped," Taylor admitted. "Don't wanna rehash the song I've performed earlier today, so I have to get something new."

"Yeah, that'd be a problem, won't it?" Mika scratched her chin, before her eyes lit up as she turned towards Taylor.

"Say, you've heard of Bloom?"

"Yeah," Taylor nodded. "Big thing back in the eighties and resurfaced for a disaster relief concert during Kyushu. Mom was a big fan and said she was breaking records before Canary could walk!"

"Your mom must love her," Mika said with a gentle smile.

"Yep," Taylor's face fell slightly," Mom used to sing a lot of her songs when she was alive, even had a whole book with Bloom's music inside. Read it once, then it got lost a few months ago."

"Oh," Mika placed a hand over her mouth," I'm sorry Taylor. Didn't know your mother has passed away."

"Nah, it's....not okay," Taylor said," because it's still kinda raw but I'm learning to get over it."

Taylor yelped slightly as Mika grabbed her into a hug and pressed her head on her shoulder.

"Your mother would be proud of you."

"Hey quit it," Taylor said while she blinked away the forming tears, "you sound like you know her."

"Just because I'm not old enough to have a kid doesn't mean I'm don't have a mother," Mika huffed before she broke into a giggle. "So, you open for a suggestion?"

"Sure," Taylor's face regained some cheer," what do you suggest?"

"Bloom's debut for her first Live and single," Mika said.

"Which is?"

Mika leaped to her feet and pulled out a mic.

"Idol flash!"
 
Hmm, I wonder how long it will be until our idols learn that it tends to be a physically demanding career. Not in terms of raw strength, but in terms of agility and stamina. Seriously, look up the PDA FT versions of Hand In Hand, Shake It, and Ageage Again (you can also check out vids of the Project Mirai 2/DX versions of Shake It and Ageage Again, but Nendroid-style models kinda suck at fine details, especially in comparison to Project Diva's use of more realistic models). Notice how much Miku moves around in those, even if it's simply hopping in place on the balls of her feet.

And in case you've forgotten, you're also singing during all this.

Now, remember that there isn't too much of a breather between songs in a concert, and there are limited opportunities to get off stage for a drink or quick snack. And given the length of a concert, you have to keep this up for at least a half hour, and an hour isn't out of the realm of possibility (although around 45 minutes seems to be average).
 
Live 4 Act 2
Live 4 Act 2


/x/

Erik Steiner looked up at the grey skies above, the looming clouds a stark reminder he was not only stuck in a mostly dead shithole of a city, but he was stuck with too many undesirables who spoke languages he didn't understand and had a skin tone that's not beige. He glared at said undesirables as they walked past him in a pack, solidifying his view that Brockton Bay had too much of them.


After all, if one of them was walking and breathing. That's one too many.


As the pack left his line of vision, and he bid good riddance by yelling out what he thought of them to before one of his seniors in the Empire approached. Erik had much respect for the older skinhead who went by the name Samson, a good Aryan name as far as he was concerned. Erik stood up and snapped to attention, which annoyed Samson to no end, who sighed and rubbed his freshly shaved and shined dome. Erik swore to snap to attention one and a half seconds faster next time.


"Erik," Samson intoned with much solemnity," I bring bad news."


"Bad news, brother? Is it the Jews again?"


"It's always the Jews, Erik," Samson said with a tinge of irritation at the redundant nature of his brother's query, for the international banker is always up to devious evil such as late charges on your bill. "The only difference is how much of Jew trickery. Today, Karl, your brother was bewitched by one of their agents in the form of a pop idol!"


Erik felt the fire of righteous fury burn in his chest as Samson took out a phone he recognised as Karl's. Samson gave a mournful gaze to the phone that laid low one of their own, then to Karl before him spoke in a low tone.


"Beware, Erik. I've confiscated this phone after I've heard him bopping his head like some degenerate to some Zionist pop-filth. Apparently, he was going to watch some kind of streaming video in his quest to further debase himself."


Erik's fire burned brighter as Samson started the stream. He will now learn what evil has been wrought upon his racial brother.


/x/

The camera shook, before it focused onto a bright dance studio with a large mirrored wall. A teenage girl, tall with black wavy hair stretched herself in a corner of the room next to the mirror. She wore black tights, loose cotton shorts and a pink sleeveless t-shirt over it, and was putting on stripped leg warmers when the camera zoomed in on her. Bright green eyes stared at the camera, and her black curly bangs with brown highlights waved frantically as the teen yelped in surprise at the sudden intrusion.


"Oh Utahime!" The girl yelped as she backed away from the camera. "Go away! I'm preparing for dance practice!"


<This is a candid shot! Now, go ahead and introduce yourself.>


"You serious?! Oh man, I'm totally not prepared for this."


Erik felt a strange heat on his face as the girl fretted about her hair and straightened her clothes before she gave a smile to the camera. It wasn't the most glamorous or even perfect of smiles, and it was a bit crooked at the right end edge of the mouth. But the earnestness shone through when she grinned so widely, her eyes almost disappeared like a Chinese who found a stray cat behind his shop.


"Hi! I'm Spotlight. You've probably recognise me from my Live at Downtown four days ago. Umm, Top Hat Guy? If you're watching this, I'm sorry for taking your hat away during the performance. You can have it back if you want it," Spotlight then waved a purple top hat into the camera. "And that skinhead who asked for my autograph? Thanks for being my first fan! Umm, even if you were going to commit a hate crime on me. For the record, I'm not actually Jewish,"


Erik pumped his fist, before a glare from Samson stopped him.


"But even if I was, I still hope you will stop doing that, okay?"


"See!" Samson exclaimed. "The witch bares her fangs!"


Well, I wish she'd bite me, thought Erik before he caught himself slipping. He thought of good decent things-white things. Like Shepard's pie, whiskey and death metal music while he continued his quest to study the enemy's insidious plot to undermine hearts and minds with candid videos.


<So Spotlight, why did you choose idolhood anyway?>


"The idol life really chose me. Producer appeared at my school, then told me I had a beautiful smile before he said he wanted me to be a star."


<So you swooned and took up his offer?!>


"Well, no!" Spotlight flushed. "He acted like a creep, so I yelled for the police and they clubbed him on the head before dragging him away."


<Ha! Classic Producer. I bet all of our boys and girls in blue knows about him by now.>


Spotlight giggled, and Erik looked around to ensure that no one he knew was around before he continued to watch. The camera had left the studio, and was walking down a plain hallway as they trailed behind Spotlight's back. Her wavy hair seemed to float as she walked, and small specks of light darted in and out of her clothes. Erik sneaked a glance at Samson, who continued to watch stone-faced.


<So, Spotlight. Where are you taking us?>


"Oh that?" Spotlight stopped outside a door marked Talent Production Agency, and pushed open the door gently. An office with a view of the bay was revealed, with several large grey leather sofas placed prominently in the middle of the room. The camera focused on a blonde teen in a purple, sequined skirt and small hat, who gave an animal-grin as the lenses focused on her. Erik watched gape-jawed as the newcomer adjusted her purple dress and touched up on her lipstick that matched her red earrings, before she blinked and the young skinhead felt relief that his heart throbbed for the blonde beauty in front of him.


Oh thank God! I thought I was completely ensnared by Spotlight. But now, this Aryan beauty will save me!


<So, why don't you introduce yourself?"


"Sure!" The blonde said perkily before she looked straight into the camera. "Hi everyone! I'm Lisa. Y'know, I was supposed to have a stage name and all, but you know what, <bleep> it!"


Lisa blinked at the sound effect, before she mouthed off another expletive.


"Holy <bleep>! Real Time Censorship on a live stream! This is <bleeping> awesome!"


<Okay, Lisa. Can it with the valley girl act. You're from up north.>


"Yeah, yeah. Anyways I was approached by Producer, who was up to his usual tricks. Dodging the police, being all creepy but kinda adorable in his own creepy way. Oh, and Boss? Yeah, you know who you are. I'm with Producer now, so if you can somehow track him down and take care of him, you...still won't be getting me back. I know you know I'm not exactly loyal, but yeah. He wants me, and showbiz is better than crime biz even in this town. I'm not a good singer, not that good a dancer, but if it means I'm away from you, then yeah."


Lisa flashed two raised fists towards the camera, with most of the hands blotted out by a bright light.


"I'm sure you get the message, even with the two globs of light blocking my hands. Peace out!"


The camera shook as it turned towards the roof of the room, revealing uncovered pipes and a metal ceiling before it zoomed back into the grimacing face of Spotlight, who glared off-screen before she looked back at Erik.


"Right, now that Lisa's done provoking a supervillain, let's cut to Producer and Shadow Stalker!"


"Finally! Shadow Stalker!"


Erik gave a suspicious glance to Samson, who waved off the younger neo-Nazi without removing his gaze from the screen.


"Just eager to enact due justice against her. You know how I feel about Shadow Stalker after she pinned me to the wall a week ago."


The screen transitioned seamlessly, as it changed to the grey skies and rocky sands of Brockton Bay's beach. The Ship Graveyard was visible in the background, and in the dreary backdrop a black teenager in a black knee length dress with gold trims glared at the camera. The purple bat hair accessories next to her beret fluttered and glowed as if alive, while her light purple mantle shimmered with glass studs. Both skinheads studied the unmasked face of the former Ward turned idol, but drew a blank.


"Unmasked, and we're still unable to tell her apart from the others. Why do they all look the same?!"


<So, Shadow Stalker. Why not you introduce yourself to your fans?>


"Bite me, you fat fuck. You're the one who mastered me and put a goddamn soundtrack in my head!" Shadow Stalker blinked before she bared her teeth in delight. "I can swear?! I can fucking swear!"


<Yes. I figured this would be more in line with your already existing image, so I did not have Armsmaster's speech filter installed for your segment of the promotional video.>


"You damn right it fits!" Shadow Stalker snarled before she turned back to glare at the camera. "Now listen, all you criminal scum. Just because I developed a taste for karaoke and bright shiny costumes, doesn't mean I won't grind you sad sacks into the ground and haul you to join your friends in jail! You got that?! When we meet in some dark alley while I hunt you down, I'm still gonna pin you to the wall, beat the shit out of you!"


Shadow Stalker flashed her crossbow, now painted matte black with blood red gems carved into the wooden frame.


"See here?!" the idol tapped at the bolt on the crossbow. "It got your name on it! In blood!"


Samson peered closer at the screen, in hopes of seeing his name before he slumped back when it was clear there was no name written on it. Erik just looked at the time on the stream, wondering when Lisa and Spotlight will return.


"So you see-why the fuck are you laughing, Vista?!"


The camera zoomed away from Shadow Stalker, and showed Vista in her green pixie costume bent over in laughter.


"I said," Shadow Stalker snarled. "What the fuck are you laughing about?"


"Oh God," Vista choked out between her laughs. "Don't ever change from your new look, Stalker. You're simply precious!" Vista said as she dodged a red tip bolt. The youngest Ward then straightened up and the camera followed her as she walked over to several hulks of metal and wood next to the shore. Stage crew dressed in t-shirts with the PRT logo scurried around the hulks, yelling directions and setting up lights before the camera focused back onto Vista.


"Hi everyone! Sorry for those of you who loved my previous duet with Shadow Stalker," Off-camera, a string of expletives in German and English could be heard. "But I'm not here for an encore with Stalker. Instead, with the help of Dragon, her friends from the Guild and some people we can't name for various contractual reasons I'm here to do this."


Vista stretched out her hands, as several Dragon suits dragged the hulks together. Space twisted, and the hulks came together to form a stage with metal steps with a wooden finish that spiralled to a raised dais. A black SUV dashed to the foot of the dais, and Lisa and Spotlight clambered out of the vehicle chased by Utahime. The camera shook as the camera man dashed over to the trio of newcomers, who waved at the camera before Shadow Stalker glumly walked onscreen and joined the other idols. Lisa looked bored, Spotlight looked nervous, while Shadow Stalker looked like herself. One more passenger then came out of the black SUV, a cape dressed like a Victorian doll with a porcelain mask and blonde curls. She glanced at the camera, waved before she walked over to the three teenage idols and hand them a glowing orb each.


"And here you girls go. The joint project Armsmaster and the Guild requested," the doll-faced cape said before she turned towards the camera again, and spoke.


"Name's Parian! If you like what you're about to see, and I think you will, you know where to find my shop!"


A burst of light from off-screen and the sound of fireworks going off drowned out Parian, and the camera focused back onto the idol trio who walked hand in hand to the stage. Erik gripped his chest in excitement, afraid his heart will burst out of his throat when Spotlight stood forward and began to speak.


"Everyone, thanks for watching us wherever you may be. And yes, this is our first official Live here in Brockton, and also the first as a unit."


The other two stepped up, and clasped Spotlight's hands as they spoke with one voice.


"We're Spectrum! And this is our song to you! Summer Coloured Smiles, 1, 2 Jump!"


Grey clouds gave way to bright blue as the sun poured its rays onto the stage, and a ball of light engulfed the trio before they stepped out in striped one-piece swimsuits, a shimmering transparent sarong and sleeveless vests. Their earrings and brooches gleamed along with their smiles as they waved towards the crowds that walked to the stage before the screen went dead.


"Hey, what gives?" Both skinheads yelled as a screen appeared with a stylized Utahime holding a map. Samson's eyes squinted, before he sighed and pulled out his wallet.


"Samson. Brother. What are you doing?"


"What does it look like, Erik. We're not going to make it the Ship Graveyard by the time the performance is over, so I'm paying to watch! Now give me your credit card too."


"What?" Erik shouted in disbelief. "Why do you need my card?"


"Because there's a lucky draw for those who purchase more than one ticket for a chance to attend a meet and greet as well as the sing-off between Shadow Stalker and Spotlight! Or do you want to disappoint Spotlight?"


Erik shuddered as the image of a downcast Spotlight looking upon him in disappointment played in his head, before he took out his one remaining credit card that the bankers had not cancelled.


I'll do anything for..for...


Erik struggled for the word, before he remembered one term he heard his cousin who was full bore into degeneracy and idols had used before.


My waifu. I'll do anything for my waifu.


/x/


Cornell University. A hallowed institute of learning. A century and half's worth of scholars have walked her halls, and many a great idea that went on to benefit humanity found its genesis here. Of course, with academia, comes disagreement. Sometimes it takes a rather violent form of protest, when a brilliant but misguided mind takes offence at disagreement from what he considers inferior minds. Riots, duels, sometimes even bringing a bear to campus as Lord Byron did in Cambridge.


Creating bombs that turned people into frogs however? Now that's a rather thankfully rare occurrence in the annals of campus violence.


"Ms Nakajima," a thin man with pale skin and a long face said, his calm voice belied the mortal fear he felt of being turned into an amphibian. He had a chronic phobia of frogs. "If you'll just listen to reason."


A puff of smoke, shattered glass and a wall came tumbling down. Then, instead of the moans and screams that usually accompanied a bombing- the unceasing croaking of frogs. And a few toads, and quite a number of tadpoles too.


The professor frowned. He preferred his crazed domestic bombers to be competent if they're going for themed mayhem.


A woman with long black hair, crazed blue eyes and an old cell phone stared into the eyes of the thin man.


"You gave me a B plus instead of an A! I'm an Asian, not B-sian!"


"Ms Nakajima..."


Lia Nakajima brandished her phone.


"Change my grade now! Or I'll turn every last warm body in this dump of a campus into so many frog legs all of Quebec will choke!"


/x/


Paige glanced to her left at her former producer, who was busy adjusting her white fedora before she turned her nervous gaze at the gathered police. It won't be long before the New York Protectorate arrived in force, and she's not confident even the hatted woman can get the both of them out unscathed if Legend were to arrive.


"Ms Lucky, are you absolutely sure that you have to be here? Can't you like wait for the Protectorate to bust her before you spring her like you did me?"


"Oh Paige. Still the same as the first time I've scouted you and made you a junior idol."


Paige pouted, and brushed away Lucky's gloved hand as her old mentor patted her head. Her producer chuckled, and the pitch perfect wonder that was her laugh made Paige wondered why she never took to the stage.


"Trust in the Groove, Paige. Trust in the Groove."


/x/


The music started suddenly, and Lily pressed the button on the phone she had set to explode the bombs. A voice in her head asked her which one was it, and to this she replied.


Enough.


Loud cracks and the roar of tumbling walls brought a smile onto the face of the new parahuman, before she noticed instead of croaks and wailing, the synthesized beats, bass and electronic organ grew louder. Lily scowled and pressed a few more buttons for another set of explosives she had planted, but no gigantic fireballs burst out of the walls like they're supposed to. But that wasn't the worst part.


"Synth-pop!" Lia spat out as the music got louder. "I loathe synth-pop!"


Your butt is mine. Gonna tell you right.


"Come and get it, bitch!" Lia snarled and triggered a bomb that filled the only hallway into the lecture hall with spikes.


Oww!


"Ha! That hurts, doesn't it! Wait, you're not supposed to-"


Just show your face, in broad daylight. I'm telling you, on how I feel.


"Pain! You're supposed to feel excruciating pain and die!"


The freeze bombs she set on the walls detonated, turning glass and brick into a sheet of frozen ice that cracked and collapsed. A thin, tall woman with long hair and a deep suit studded with crystals slid backwards into the lecture hall. Lia tossed a few homemade bombs, before the woman stiffly turned towards her and leaned forwards at a perfect ninety degrees.


"Woo!"


Riot shields flew in from the collapsed walls and knocked against the bombs, the explosion and shrapnel showering everywhere except where Lia, the strange woman and her hostages were.


"This is bullshit! The bearings were supposed to rip everyone a couple hundred new breathing holes!"


Lia heard the boots thump their way in, every time the heels touched the ground her body jerked along. The parahuman bomber snarled at the SWAT team as they trooped in to the beat of the music, their heads throbbing, their limbs swaying to the electronica being played. But before Lia could reach for a switch hidden in her left ring finger, she was blinded by a fistful of stars.


Come on, come on. Lay it on me, alright?


"Bitch! Take your flaky star dust away and I'll lay you alright!"


The sensation of hardened wood against her torso, before she felt more batons as they laid into her in sync with the music. The sound of her beating started to blend with the low growl of the electronic funk before she heard someone snap her fingers.


"To answer your earlier question," the singer said. "Not be able to speak because of all the spike? Yes, I agree."


Lia turned her bleary eyes around, only to get a face-full of frog for her troubles. She swore to never eat frog legs ever again after she felt their slimy limbs struggle in her face.


I'm telling you, on how I feel. Gonna hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill.


Vision blocked by amphibian, Lia panicked as she felt her detonator phone slapped away.


Because I'm bad! I'm bad! (I'm really, really bad!)


Lia summoned her last ounce of rage and strength to yell out who was doing back-up singing and that she sucked, but a punch to her face prevented her critique from being verbalised. All over the world, aspiring artists suddenly felt a strange surge of satisfaction.


And the whole world has to answer right now, just to tell you once again. Who's bad?


A choke slam against the lecturer's table, and Lia felt the wind knocked out of her as the damned frog was finally removed from her face. Her assailant was unknown to her. Her companion on the other hand, was rather famous. She gaped at the blonde woman with freckles and the feathers that stuck out of her fringe, who gave a shy smile in return.


"Canary? Wut?"


Lia would speak some more, but being star-struck and plain old struck didn't leave her very chatty.


"Hi," Paige waved. "No autographs."


Before Lia spoke, she found herself dragged to the floor as the hatted woman placed her arm around her shoulders. Her predatory grin didn't lessen her fears in anyway.


"Lia Nakajima. Fresh trigger who got upset because her article wasn't given a grade she wanted."


"Drop dead."


"Maybe later," the fedora woman said. "But whatever you do, don't give yourself some lame name like Bakuda."


Lia was yanked forward, and she found herself inches from the face of her assailant.


"Name's Lucky. How'd you like to be a star?"


Lia reached for her hidden trigger in her back pocket, before her arms went numb when the woman pinched her shoulder.


"Join me," Lucky winked. "I promise you it'd be a blast."
 

What did I just read? Seriously, what did I just read?

It's like an acid trip, but I don't know if it's the characters or I'm the one tripping.

(Watched to see what happens next.)
 
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Thoughts inspired by this chapter:

- I will never understand the thought process of neo-Nazis.
- The Groove of Victory is infinitely superior to PtV and always will be.
- B-sian.... really? You win 2016s 'Worst Pun Ever' award.
- More idols! Yes!
 
An absolutely amazing chapter, JayF.

As for my favorite parts...

Erik had much respect for the older skinhead who went by the name Samson, a good Aryan name as far as he was concerned.
A very Aryan name, like Solomon or David. Those guys aren't very bright at all.

"Erik," Samson intoned with much solemnity," I bring bad news."


"Bad news, brother? Is it the Jews again?"


"It's always the Jews, Erik," Samson said with a tinge of irritation at the redundant nature of his brother's query, for the international banker is always up to devious evil such as late charges on your bill.
I had to take a moment to look at the address bar to make sure I wasn't on /pol/, because that conversation sure felt like it was right out of it. It's missing few hundred green frogs though.

A teenage girl, tall with black wavy hair stretched herself in a corner of the room next to the mirror. She wore black tights, loose cotton shorts and a pink sleeveless t-shirt over it, and was putting on stripped leg warmers when the camera zoomed in on her.
Leg warmers. I'm not sure if it's an Idol thing but I can't imagine how anyone would think leg warmers look cute or attractive, let alone striped ones.

"Hi! I'm Spotlight. You've probably recognise me from my Live at Downtown four days ago. Umm, Top Hat Guy? If you're watching this, I'm sorry for taking your hat away during the performance. You can have it back if you want it," Spotlight then waved a purple top hat into the camera.
Trickster is currently torn between incoherent rage at the girl who stole his favorite hat and internally squeeing that Spotlight remembered him and kept his hat.

"Sure!" The blonde said perkily before she looked straight into the camera. "Hi everyone! I'm Lisa. Y'know, I was supposed to have a stage name and all, but you know what, <bleep> it!"


Lisa blinked at the sound effect, before she mouthed off another expletive.


"Holy <bleep>! Real Time Censorship on a live stream! This is <bleeping> awesome!"
I see Lisa is having a lot of fun with this Idol gig.

The screen transitioned seamlessly, as it changed to the grey skies and rocky sands of Brockton Bay's beach. The Ship Graveyard was visible in the background, and in the dreary backdrop a black teenager in a black knee length dress with gold trims glared at the camera. The purple bat hair accessories next to her beret fluttered and glowed as if alive, while her light purple mantle shimmered with glass studs.
See, this is good idol clothing. Taylor should get some wardrobe tips from Sophia after their sing-off.

"See here?!" the idol tapped at the bolt on the crossbow. "It got your name on it! In blood!"


Samson peered closer at the screen, in hopes of seeing his name before he slumped back when it was clear there was no name written on it. Erik just looked at the time on the stream, wondering when Lisa and Spotlight will return.
:rofl: No one can escape the charisma of an Idol. Not a Dragon, not a hero, not an entity and certainly not a couple of stupid Neo-Nazi.

Vista stretched out her hands, as several Dragon suits dragged the hulks together. Space twisted, and the hulks came together to form a stage with metal steps with a wooden finish that spiralled to a raised dais. A black SUV dashed to the foot of the dais, and Lisa and Spotlight clambered out of the vehicle chased by Utahime.
Cleaning up some of the Boat Graveyard and making a stage at the same time? Clever.

One more passenger then came out of the black SUV, a cape dressed like a Victorian doll with a porcelain mask and blonde curls. She glanced at the camera, waved before she walked over to the three teenage idols and hand them a glowing orb each.
Are those orbs supposed to let them switch costumes Macross Delta style? That's the only reason I can think for Parian to give them to the girls aside from simple publicity.

I'll do anything for..for...


Erik struggled for the word, before he remembered one term he heard his cousin who was full bore into degeneracy and idols had used before.


My waifu. I'll do anything for my waifu.
They can't escape now. The Idols have their souls. Soon their rooms will be filled with Spotlight and Shadow Stalker merchandise, their walls covered in posters and they're goingo to be in their beds, cuddling a dakimakura with their waifu's image on it, wondering how their life reached that point and why does it still feel like it was worth it.

Of course, with academia, comes disagreement. Sometimes it takes a rather violent form of protest, when a brilliant but misguided mind takes offence at disagreement from what he considers inferior minds. Riots, duels, sometimes even bringing a bear to campus as Lord Byron did in Cambridge.
Huh. *googles* That actually happened. I had no idea Lord Byron had a pet bear.

Creating bombs that turned people into frogs however? Now that's a rather thankfully rare occurrence in the annals of campus violence.


"Ms Nakajima," a thin man with pale skin and a long face said, his calm voice belied the mortal fear he felt of being turned into an amphibian. He had a chronic phobia of frogs. "If you'll just listen to reason."
So that's where the frogs went!

"You gave me a B plus instead of an A! I'm an Asian, not B-sian!"


"Ms Nakajima..."


Lia Nakajima brandished her phone.


"Change my grade now! Or I'll turn every last warm body in this dump of a campus into so many frog legs all of Quebec will choke!"
And I lost it here. Twice.
The "Asian, not B-sian" pun is as funny as it is corny, and the Quebec lines is just beautiful.

Oh Paige. Still the same as the first time I've scouted you and made you a junior idol."


Paige pouted, and brushed away Lucky's gloved hand as her old mentor patted her head.
I'm imagining Paige doing that overly cute Anime Schoolgirl pout while Lucky pats her head and it's really amusing because I picture Lucky being a fair bit shorter than Canary.

"Synth-pop!" Lia spat out as the music got louder. "I loathe synth-pop!"


Your butt is mine. Gonna tell you right.
I have to agree with Kamenhero25 here, Groove to Victory is the best power.

The whole sequence is amusing, but you did call Lia Nakajima "Lily" a couple times.

I'm eagerly awaiting the next chapter of idol Shenanigans, JayF.
 
@JayF I suggest Shagri-La Shower to be covered by Spectrum.

Edit: I would also like to Suggest ⌈start:dash⌋ to be sung during or after Endbringer Fights.
 
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Hmm... Oh, I know the song to sing after an Endbringer has been killed/captured: TraBelna, also known as Let's Nyance and Don't Stop The Mewsic (the song itself is TraBelna, but the video has those names in the in-game video gallery in the JP/ENG versions). Bonus points for someone figuring out how to make the dance work without monsters "interfering".

(Also, I good luck understanding... I think it's agreed that the song is in Wyverian... if it weren't for the fact that Capcom got Reina Ueda to sing it again in Japanese.)
 
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