I wanna be an Idol!!! (Worm)

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I Wanna Be An Idol!!!

Live 1

A:N/ Damn thing came to me in a fevered dream.

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Live 1

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The Idol Producer
I Wanna Be An Idol!!!

Live 1

A:N/ Damn thing came to me in a fevered dream.

Open for suggestions for songs to cover too.

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Director Piggot looked at the empty cell. The empty space where Glenn was supposed to be seemed to mock her, more so than usual considering how life seemed to make it a priority to make her existence miserable on general purpose. Piggot wished she was still on dialysis, since it didn't involved getting mixed into the more ridiculous side of capedom.

"So Glenn Chambers had triggered a few hours ago after some pop idol failed to win an election for top starlet in a sham of a contest. He lost his shit, burnt his merchandise, wrote a fifty thousand word screed cursing the production company online, spammed said screed about Idol Hell all over the internet and PHO before he triggered as some Trump who causes young teenage girls to trigger as well?"

Armsmaster wiped off some kind of sparkly dust from the visor on his helmet as he replied.

"Yes, Director. After Glenn was being escorted to a cell for vetting in case of Master/Stranger interference, Shadow Stalker, who was escorting him took one of the name cards that he produced from his suit that appeared on him after he triggered. The accompanying Assault was then taken down by the Mastered Stalker's new abilities."

It was also a very nice suit, thought Armsmaster. Glenn was never a snappy dresser or took much care of his physical appearance despite his position as head of the PRT Public Relations. The trigger took care of that, but those name cards though...

"And Shadow Stalker? Why is she holding an impromptu concert in the cafeteria right now?"

It was worrying, the way Glenn's induced triggers seemed to have a inbuilt Breaker power. Catchy tunes though and Armsmaster liked how the strobe lights complemented Stalker's newly accquired gothic and frilly costume. The catchy pop tune the Ward was currently belting out was full of feel good nonsense and pure cheese. But true to her image, Shadow Stalker's new Song had the right blend of dark imagery, synthesizers and those little crimson devils that appeared when she gives a wink to the audience is simply captivating.

If only said captive audience wasn't the PRT troopers sent in to subdue her, she'd be an epic boon to the Wards' image.

"We've requested Dragon's suits to assist in subduing the Mastered Shadow Stalker, Director. Though if the material we've retrieved from Glenn's suitcase is any indication, the effect shoudl wear off after," The Tinker referred to the purloined document. "The eighth song. When the Live ends."

Piggot rubbed the bridge of her nose. This was going to be one of those capes. Really, really annoying ones. And what the hell is a Live?

"We have a name for our new Trump?"

Armsmaster tried to keep a straight face as he said it. He had lots of practice.

"Producer. The Mastered capes we are referring to as Idols."
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Producer Glenn looked over the looked over the crowd pouring out of Winslow High School with a seasoned eye, tutting as he mentally crossed out the possible candidates.

"Hmm, brown with slight freckles. Petite but...not the look I'm going for. Maybe the junior idol sub unit further down the road."

It was so frustrating. The student body at Arcadia had so much potential, but the school administration kept calling the police on him after he approached one of the younger, more promising blondes with his cards. What savages!

"Ahh, that redhead surrounded by the flock looks promising....but she looks too poised. Probably already had some two bit hack sinking his claws into her. Such a waste."

Producer shook his head sadly, stuffing the stack of name cards he had prepared back into his suit pocket. Until he felt his Vision tingle again.

" What's this? How does that beanpole with....wait." The Producer cranked his Vision harder as his gaze drilled towards the gangly girl with the wavy hair currently being talked down to by that redhead. Glenn felt his breath taken away when he saw the potential harbouring within her. He straightened his suit, marching briskly towards the talent currently being crowded around by gawkers following the manufactured redhead.

Bunch of crows squawking about a future graceful swan. Pathetic.

Producer brushed aside the crowd, ignoring their protests and death threats as he produced one of his cards towards the tearing girl who was staring at him with widened eyes. He gave his most sincere smile that somehow got the police called on him in Arcadia. But since it's Winslow, he figured no one will care.

"You have a wonderful smile, Miss. Would you like to be a star?"
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"911. What's your emergency."

"...What do you mean you want to report a creepy stalker in a suit handing out name cards?"
 
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Not quite sure what to think of this, amusement is definitely present, but mostly just a "....huh...."
 
love live is better

seriously though for some reason i always wanted a idol animex worm crossover
thanks for making my dream come true
 
Live 2 (Snippet)
I Wanna Be An Idol!!!

Live 2

A/N. Just a small slice since I'm at work. Will finish up the chapter with a Tay Tay scene later.

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Sophia Hess's face burned. Not with actual flames mind you, but the Ward certainly wished it was real fire as it would be less shameful.

"I'm gonna kill that fat fuck Chambers by stuffing the mic down his throat! Then I'm going to kill Clockblocker and Vista for taping down the duet I had with Kid Win."

Sophia found muttering dark murderous thoughts very helpful in dispelling any feelings of shame that lingered in her mind. The memories of her prancing around in that outfit were distressing. Though she did like the hair accessories and the pink hat hair brooch was so cute! Chris is kinda dreamy with his brown hair too, but Vista is totally adorab....

Okay, Sophia. Mind of the Predator. Eye of the Tiger. Just think about taking down that greasy slimeball Chambers for now. Trick me into taking one of his name cards will he. You've got a nice scowl my ass.

Footsteps outside her cell caught her attention. As part of the isolation protocol,the visitors to her cell were ten feet away, but the sound travels well in the empty room and she can see them clearly in the video screen. Sophia frowned as she saw Kid Win, in his civvie ID of Chris looking all sheepish, hiding something behind his back.

"What the fuck do you want. Upset that I....ki...ki....fuck it. Kissed you during the duet?"

Sophia swore she's going to gut Vista first, then Clockblocker just for giggling like that. What's Vista laughing about? Sophia had her twirling around with a silly grin on the face when she grabbed the younger Ward for a duet in the encore of her last song- Glass No Hanazono. Nice singing voice on that girl though, and she's got great stage presence considering neither one of them could speak a lick of Japanese prior to....

Okay. Kill the fat fuck slowly.

Chris's face turned bright red as he stammered at the mention of the smooch she gave him during their cover of Phantom of the Opera. Or maybe he's just upset over the fact she put him into a bright yellow ball gown during the performance. The Tinker pulled out a notebook from his back, holding it with two hands towards the camera.

"C.C..C...Can I have your autograph? Your video's a major hit on PHO right now. I think every video streaming sight just broke a million views in the past four hours."

Sophia let loose with a torrent of the most profane German she picked up from the time she was stalking some Empire 88 goons. It sounded right since she felt English wasn't up to scratch in expressing her righteous indignation. So why the fuck are Clockblocker and Vista laughing like that?

"I knew it! Shadow Stalker's gone full Chuunibyou! Pay up Clockblocker!"

Sophia had no idea what the hell is a Chew Knee Bureau, but she's going to kill Vista first for that.

But after dance practice of course. Her footwork during the Live was awful!
 
I., *wheeze* can't *hah* laughing.

Why has no-one ever thought of this?! +1 Want
 
This crack is the good crack.

So how long until U&L team up with Glenn for a special event? Because those two have likely run across the Macross franchise in some form.
 
Oh, this is hilarious. MOAR!

On a somewhat more serious note, do you already have ideas for how Glenn will react to Canary's trial? (Assuming we're at about the usual point in the timeline)
 
Another note is that while SS's Live is over it appears that not all of Glenn's mastering effects are over (thinking about dance practice etc). So it's possible that the girls he zaps will remain Idols until he 'fires' them, they just aren't always in performance mode.
Though she did like the hair accessories and the pink hat hair brooch was so cute! Chris is kinda dreamy with his brown hair too, but Vista is totally adorab....

Sophia had her twirling around with a silly grin on the face when she grabbed the younger Ward for a duet in the encore of her last song- Glass No Hanazono. Nice singing voice on that girl though, and she's got great stage presence considering neither one of them could speak a lick of Japanese prior to....

But after dance practice of course. Her footwork during the Live was awful!

Of course considering the sheer potential Glenn sees in Taylor, Sophia will probably be dragged into being a subordinate to 'the star' of Glenn's show.
 
I think the Mastering had some lingering effects. Just a guess.
There are a couple more indications that Sophia's brain hasn't completely returned to factory settings though this one really stands out.
Though she did like the hair accessories and the pink hat hair brooch was so cute! Chris is kinda dreamy with his brown hair too, but Vista is totally adorab....

Okay, Sophia. Mind of the Predator. Eye of the Tiger. Just think about taking down that greasy slimeball Chambers for now. Trick me into taking one of his name cards will he. You've got a nice scowl my ass.
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I wonder if it's possible to reactivate Idol!Sophia given the correct set of stimuli.:evil:
 
There are a couple more indications that Sophia's brain hasn't completely returned to factory settings though this one really stands out.

:rofl:
I wonder if it's possible to reactivate Idol!Sophia given the correct set of stimuli.:evil:
I'd imagine so. I hope we get to see it from Sophia's perspective if/when it happens. It'd be hilarifying.
 
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I'd imagine so. I hope we get to see it from Sophia's perspective if/when it happens. It'd be hilarifying.
It would be like Jekyll and Hyde only she started out as Hyde and Glenn turned her into a fun-loving perky Jekyll idol.

And whenever she 'reverts' she tries to regain her 'cred' by being as dark, edgy and brooding as possible (which makes Vista and Clockblocker laugh even more). And she really wants to kill Uber and Let after they triggered Shadow Idol mode so she would take part in their massive dance off/DDR stunt.
 
If you want crazy Idol shenanigans that may help in Endbringer Fights, look up Venus Project: Climax. Everything is better with Super Robot Idol Duels.
 
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