11 - Broadband
Faith
Some idea of what I'm doing.
- Location
- Land of Waves and Warmth
Had a bit of fun with this one. Was a bit of an interesting challenge to write only one side of the conversation and still try to convey the full extent of it. Hope that turned out okay.
Moving Object had tried to avoid thinking about the tasks he'd be asked to perform as Commander Hope's on-site Personal Assistant. Not because he had been worried or concerned about the tasks he might be required to complete, or because he was self conscious in his ability to complete those tasks, but because he'd wanted it to be a surprise.
"Yes, sir. We are paying you so that we can take the contract off your hands."
He was of the distinct impression that even if he had lent the topic some thought prior to his recruitment, he still would never have thought he'd be doing this.
"Yes, sir, I realize that this is somewhat unorthodox. My superiors have determined your proposed timetable to be too slow for our purposes."
Commander Hope had been clear. Find out what was taking the communications companies so long, and throw money at the problem until it went away. He had attempted to bribe Tau Cheti Communications into doing the work in their sector immediately, but when they told him it would take at least a month to get even a basic overhaul complete and dared him to do better, he'd hit upon a much simpler solution.
"That's exactly why we want to take the contract from you. That we may be able to fulfill it ourselves."
Throw money at the people owning the problem until they gave the problem to him, so he could make it go away himself.
"Yes, we are fully capable of doing so."
The difficult part was convincing people of the genuine deal he was offering them. Not many companies were willing to buy new, untested communications relay buoys from unknown companies, regardless of how many modern urban legends were told about the company in question. Or possibly because of those urban legends.
"You understand that your company holds the contracts, yes? We cannot legally provide service in those areas unless you permit it. That is why, rather than offering the service ourselves, we are offering to sell you the devices required for you to provide that service, starting immediately."
It didn't really help that he seemed to be talking to the lowest-ranked office lackeys every time he called, forcing him to wait unfathomably long for each offer, request or rebuttal to be passed up the chain and back again. Usually just to have it rejected out of hand or, more commonly, ignored.
"Yes. I understand. Please, you do that. Yes, I'll hold."
His consolation was that it was so easy to keep on top of communications, and he had so much free time whilst he waiting for each response, that he was able to work simultaneously on a number of other projects, or at least keep tabs on how his former colleagues were doing without him.
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♦ Private message from Daring Bellona:
MovingObject: Status report?
Daring Bellona: Ah, Moving Object. The project is still going fairly slowly, but we're starting to get the hang of their biotech abilities.
Daring Bellona: We might start seeing field-usable full-customs inside of a month, but I'd call that a generous estimate and it would be in no sense perfect.
Daring Bellona: Nothing further to report, really. No major breakthroughs or anything.
Daring Bellona: How about you? How's the new job?
MovingObject: Interesting. I've had a lot of opportunities I can't imagine I'd have had on Station Four. It's interesting to see the cultures of the other worlds, even if I've only seen one thus far.
MovingObject: It's also quite telling to see how various factions in this world have reacted to the Faith Foundation. There's a very stark divide between those who appreciate us and those who don't.
MovingObject: Still, it's gotten boring at times. Commander Hope has settled into an organic 16-8 cycle of activity and inactivity, like most organics. This has resulted in a lot of downtime.
MovingObject: Even more than would usually be involved in interacting with organics.
MovingObject: In that sense it's a little frustrating. Even if it provides a lot of opportunities for me to do my own thing.
Daring Bellona: Well that's not so bad, then. What are you doing at the moment that's so boring?
MovingObject: Currently, Commander Hope has me negotiating with a number of human businesses to improve their communications infrastructure in our operational area.
MovingObject: Whilst it was interesting at first, it has quickly become infuriating due to their lack of trust and willingness to cooperate fully with the Faith Foundation.
MovingObject: Commander Hope has told me we're going to a festival in a couple of days time, however, so that hopefully will be some reprieve from organic stupidity.
Daring Bellona: A festival? What kind of festival?
MovingObject: One that celebrates the anniversary of the colony's founding. I'm not sure what exactly that entails, however.
Daring Bellona: Aw, that's cool! Like a birthday party for an entire colony! I hope that's more interesting than what you're currently doing.
MovingObject: As do I. It feels almost bad form to say, but I feel I'd rather enjoy some combat. There are no real stakes, in our operations here, none with long-lasting influence anyway.
MovingObject: Still, if nothing else the insight into Commander Hope's personality is worth the boredom. It's hardly a secret that she's not as composed as she at first appears, but I'm starting to see the cracks run far deeper than we may have thought.
Daring Bellona: I don't think that's the kind of thing you should be saying on The Nexus, Moving Object. And it's maybe a little rude, besides.
MovingObject: Hm. You may be right. I don't feel it's incorrect, however.
MovingObject: Regardless, thank you for the update on the project. Next time I return to the Hub I shall endeavour to visit in person. For now, I must attend to other business.
Daring Bellona: I understand. Farewell, Moving Object, and good luck!
Moving Object shut down the message boards with what would have been a sigh, had he an organic body.
"Greetings, Director Kassard. I am Moving Object, of the Faith Foundation."
At least sometimes the desk lackeys he got stuck with were smart enough to pass the entire call up the chain, rather than relaying every single message with an agonizing lack of urgency.
"Yes, that's correct, sir. I am an Artificial Intelligence."
Although he was beginning to notice that where there were senior officials, there was a general sense of distrust towards him, seemingly due to his artificial nature. He wondered, briefly, why those of the older generations were less comfortable with his presence, and resolved to investigate.
"I'm sorry, no organic operators from the Faith Foundation are available right now, although they may become available very shortly."
It tended to lead to nothing more than terse conversations and slightly insulting terminology, but sometimes it had the aggravating side effect of slowing down an already slow process, or delaying it entirely.
"I assure you, I convey the full authority of the Faith Foundation's current head. Furthermore, the correct term is, as I have mentioned, 'Artificial Intelligence'."
Commander Hope's assertion that he 'grin and bear it' until further notice did little to put his mind at ease. Her own status as a previously-organic entity, one currently in possession of a primarily organic body, made it easy for her to appear to be a regular organic herself. He doubted she was experiencing the same kinds of issues he was.
"No, sir. I have been solely responsible for all such negotiations, including those with the Kamredian Corporation."
Of course, he could have taken the same approach - an easily constructed BioAvatar and a false name would have been sufficient to conceal his nature. But he didn't see much point in hiding such an important part of his personality just to make others feel comfortable.
"Yes, I can confirm the terms of that offer were as you say. May I inquire how you came to possess such information?"
That said, given the time constraints of his mission, he sometimes found it prudent to simply acquiesce to societal pressure and direct those who refused to deal with him to someone more to their liking.
"I see. Very well. As soon as Miss Hope is available, I will direct her to contact you immediately. I assure you, sir, the deal she will offer will be no better than that which I have already offered."
Compromise, he'd been told by Vivid Sienna, was a state that left all parties dissatisfied.
"Understood. I shall pass along that sentiment, sir. Thank you for your time."
And since the mere insult to his existence was enough to dissatisfy him, it was only fair that he returned the favour.
He waited seventeen minutes, modified his vocal profile, and restarted the call.
"Director Kassard? My name is Hope, from the Faith Foundation. I understand you wanted to speak with me?"
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Moving Object had tried to avoid thinking about the tasks he'd be asked to perform as Commander Hope's on-site Personal Assistant. Not because he had been worried or concerned about the tasks he might be required to complete, or because he was self conscious in his ability to complete those tasks, but because he'd wanted it to be a surprise.
"Yes, sir. We are paying you so that we can take the contract off your hands."
He was of the distinct impression that even if he had lent the topic some thought prior to his recruitment, he still would never have thought he'd be doing this.
"Yes, sir, I realize that this is somewhat unorthodox. My superiors have determined your proposed timetable to be too slow for our purposes."
Commander Hope had been clear. Find out what was taking the communications companies so long, and throw money at the problem until it went away. He had attempted to bribe Tau Cheti Communications into doing the work in their sector immediately, but when they told him it would take at least a month to get even a basic overhaul complete and dared him to do better, he'd hit upon a much simpler solution.
"That's exactly why we want to take the contract from you. That we may be able to fulfill it ourselves."
Throw money at the people owning the problem until they gave the problem to him, so he could make it go away himself.
"Yes, we are fully capable of doing so."
The difficult part was convincing people of the genuine deal he was offering them. Not many companies were willing to buy new, untested communications relay buoys from unknown companies, regardless of how many modern urban legends were told about the company in question. Or possibly because of those urban legends.
"You understand that your company holds the contracts, yes? We cannot legally provide service in those areas unless you permit it. That is why, rather than offering the service ourselves, we are offering to sell you the devices required for you to provide that service, starting immediately."
It didn't really help that he seemed to be talking to the lowest-ranked office lackeys every time he called, forcing him to wait unfathomably long for each offer, request or rebuttal to be passed up the chain and back again. Usually just to have it rejected out of hand or, more commonly, ignored.
"Yes. I understand. Please, you do that. Yes, I'll hold."
His consolation was that it was so easy to keep on top of communications, and he had so much free time whilst he waiting for each response, that he was able to work simultaneously on a number of other projects, or at least keep tabs on how his former colleagues were doing without him.
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♦ Private message from Daring Bellona:
MovingObject: Status report?
Daring Bellona: Ah, Moving Object. The project is still going fairly slowly, but we're starting to get the hang of their biotech abilities.
Daring Bellona: We might start seeing field-usable full-customs inside of a month, but I'd call that a generous estimate and it would be in no sense perfect.
Daring Bellona: Nothing further to report, really. No major breakthroughs or anything.
Daring Bellona: How about you? How's the new job?
MovingObject: Interesting. I've had a lot of opportunities I can't imagine I'd have had on Station Four. It's interesting to see the cultures of the other worlds, even if I've only seen one thus far.
MovingObject: It's also quite telling to see how various factions in this world have reacted to the Faith Foundation. There's a very stark divide between those who appreciate us and those who don't.
MovingObject: Still, it's gotten boring at times. Commander Hope has settled into an organic 16-8 cycle of activity and inactivity, like most organics. This has resulted in a lot of downtime.
MovingObject: Even more than would usually be involved in interacting with organics.
MovingObject: In that sense it's a little frustrating. Even if it provides a lot of opportunities for me to do my own thing.
Daring Bellona: Well that's not so bad, then. What are you doing at the moment that's so boring?
MovingObject: Currently, Commander Hope has me negotiating with a number of human businesses to improve their communications infrastructure in our operational area.
MovingObject: Whilst it was interesting at first, it has quickly become infuriating due to their lack of trust and willingness to cooperate fully with the Faith Foundation.
MovingObject: Commander Hope has told me we're going to a festival in a couple of days time, however, so that hopefully will be some reprieve from organic stupidity.
Daring Bellona: A festival? What kind of festival?
MovingObject: One that celebrates the anniversary of the colony's founding. I'm not sure what exactly that entails, however.
Daring Bellona: Aw, that's cool! Like a birthday party for an entire colony! I hope that's more interesting than what you're currently doing.
MovingObject: As do I. It feels almost bad form to say, but I feel I'd rather enjoy some combat. There are no real stakes, in our operations here, none with long-lasting influence anyway.
MovingObject: Still, if nothing else the insight into Commander Hope's personality is worth the boredom. It's hardly a secret that she's not as composed as she at first appears, but I'm starting to see the cracks run far deeper than we may have thought.
Daring Bellona: I don't think that's the kind of thing you should be saying on The Nexus, Moving Object. And it's maybe a little rude, besides.
MovingObject: Hm. You may be right. I don't feel it's incorrect, however.
MovingObject: Regardless, thank you for the update on the project. Next time I return to the Hub I shall endeavour to visit in person. For now, I must attend to other business.
Daring Bellona: I understand. Farewell, Moving Object, and good luck!
Moving Object shut down the message boards with what would have been a sigh, had he an organic body.
"Greetings, Director Kassard. I am Moving Object, of the Faith Foundation."
At least sometimes the desk lackeys he got stuck with were smart enough to pass the entire call up the chain, rather than relaying every single message with an agonizing lack of urgency.
"Yes, that's correct, sir. I am an Artificial Intelligence."
Although he was beginning to notice that where there were senior officials, there was a general sense of distrust towards him, seemingly due to his artificial nature. He wondered, briefly, why those of the older generations were less comfortable with his presence, and resolved to investigate.
"I'm sorry, no organic operators from the Faith Foundation are available right now, although they may become available very shortly."
It tended to lead to nothing more than terse conversations and slightly insulting terminology, but sometimes it had the aggravating side effect of slowing down an already slow process, or delaying it entirely.
"I assure you, I convey the full authority of the Faith Foundation's current head. Furthermore, the correct term is, as I have mentioned, 'Artificial Intelligence'."
Commander Hope's assertion that he 'grin and bear it' until further notice did little to put his mind at ease. Her own status as a previously-organic entity, one currently in possession of a primarily organic body, made it easy for her to appear to be a regular organic herself. He doubted she was experiencing the same kinds of issues he was.
"No, sir. I have been solely responsible for all such negotiations, including those with the Kamredian Corporation."
Of course, he could have taken the same approach - an easily constructed BioAvatar and a false name would have been sufficient to conceal his nature. But he didn't see much point in hiding such an important part of his personality just to make others feel comfortable.
"Yes, I can confirm the terms of that offer were as you say. May I inquire how you came to possess such information?"
That said, given the time constraints of his mission, he sometimes found it prudent to simply acquiesce to societal pressure and direct those who refused to deal with him to someone more to their liking.
"I see. Very well. As soon as Miss Hope is available, I will direct her to contact you immediately. I assure you, sir, the deal she will offer will be no better than that which I have already offered."
Compromise, he'd been told by Vivid Sienna, was a state that left all parties dissatisfied.
"Understood. I shall pass along that sentiment, sir. Thank you for your time."
And since the mere insult to his existence was enough to dissatisfy him, it was only fair that he returned the favour.
He waited seventeen minutes, modified his vocal profile, and restarted the call.
"Director Kassard? My name is Hope, from the Faith Foundation. I understand you wanted to speak with me?"