Brockton Bay Suburbs, August, 2009
Consciousness came back slowly to Madison. Everything was fuzzy as she slowly woke up, a splitting headache pounding in her skull, distorting everything even further. Her vision was blurry, and so Madison pawed at the ground, forcing herself to sit up on the dirt she was on, feeling the soft grass beneath her palms, blinking as the burning sun blazed down on her in the clear blue sky-
Wait, that didn't seem quite right.
Madison rubbed her eyes, clearing her vision, hoping her brain was just playing more tricks on her, but all that did was help her better see where she was. She wasn't just outside, she realized, she was in the
suburbs of all places, surrounded by pleasant houses and sitting on someone's lawn. Madison blinked then, half-expected to open her eyes and be right back where should be in Winslow, then blinked some more when she saw she was still sitting on the same random lawn.
'Ok Madison, you just…woke up on some random jackass's lawn, with no idea how you got here. That's fine. Cool even. No need to panic, don't panic, I said don't panic-oh wow is my heartbeat supposed to be that loud-'
Clack…
[12-3: Chapter 9 - The 9th chapter of the RWBY manga adaptation published by Shueisha, depicting Yang Xiao-Long's fight with Junior Xiong in his club in search of information on her mother. With a Power of 3, Madison now knows how to make a perfect Strawberry Sunrise! How tasty!]
Madison took a deep breath, trying to calm her pounding heart even as her brain raced through her thoughts, trying to figure out just what was going on with her today.
"Ok I was at school, in the hallway, talking to Emma, thinking about-oh-" Memories of the new, wild (and not exactly unappealing to her) thoughts that had been running rampant through her head brought a blush back to Madison's cheeks. "Whyyyyyyyy….whatever, so I might be gay…in a school full of Nazis……ok nope, nuh uh. Today is
not the day to be figuring this shit out."
Madison got up off the ground, standing and banishing all thoughts of her suddenly fluctuating sexuality. There would be plenty of time to figure out whether or not she wanted to kiss girls some other time, like when she hadn't
randomly woken up on someone's lawn when she last remembered being in school. Step One was to try and figure out just where she was. Sorting out those thoughts could be Step Ninety Nine for all she cared.
Step One at least proved remarkably simple once Madison actually took a moment to breathe and really look at where she was. With more than a second's glance while panicking, the lawn she was on didn't look so random, and the houses surrounding her were not nearly as unfamiliar as she had thought. In fact…
"Am I really-How the hell did I end up at
Emma's house? I was in the hallway at school!"
Despite her disbelief however, Madison's eyes did not lie. She knew that big Colonial-style house, hell she had just been inside it not even a week ago, doing hers and Emma's nails (not Sophia's, who would have probably growled at Madison if she had offered) and coming up with new barbs to hurl at their favorite punching bag, Taylor-
A hand, a leg, then an entire person stepped
through Madison from behind as she stood in front of Emma's house, and Madison's heart leapt out her throat as she shrieked.
"SON OF A FUCKING-"
Clack…
[13-4: Psyoblade - The 10th and penultimate chapter of Hellsing Volume 8. In the chapter the duel between the Monster of The Devil, Alucard, and the Monster of God, Alexander Anderson, comes to its climax as Anderson strikes Alucard in the head with a final bayonet, engulfing his entire being in thorns and holy flames. With a Power of 4, Madison now has a talent for throwing bladed weapons such as knives and bayonets, and will find it easier to learn how to use such weapons.]
Hyperventilating, Madison stared down at her hands, watching them shake, her heart once more pounding like a drum in her ears. That did not just happen-what the hell-how could that even-
Clack…
[10-2: Fuel Depot - A massive structure used for the storage of fuel, which can then be purchased by ship captains as needed, placed throughout the galaxy by the various Citadel Races. With a Power of 2, the wreckage of a fuel depot destroyed by the Reapers, with its stores of fuel fully depleted, appears in orbit of Earth…in 2009.]
"Jesus Christ am I dead? No there's no way I could just be dead from hitting my-" Madison's eyes lit up as an idea flitted across her mind, the thought instantly helping to calm her down. "Wait a minute…I tripped on fucking
something, and hit my head, which means this is all just a really weird dream! Holy…hahaha!"
Madison couldn't help but laugh, giggling at just how absurd her panic had been. Sure, it wasn't exactly good or healthy that she had gotten knocked out by hitting her head on the floor (she still wasn't sure how she had even tripped) but this weird experience all made so much more sense if her brain was just playing some random crap in her head. The real question now, in Madison's opinion, was just why she was dreaming about Emma's house and-
"Hi, Emma! Ah, we have so much to catch up o-Oh, who's your new friend?"
….Taylor Hebert?
But something was off. Madison's brain was registering the girl as Hebert, but she couldn't be Hebert. Hebert was an ugly, gloomy loser. She couldn't dress well to save her life and wasn't capable of smiling, though, Madison had to admit, she did have amazing hair. Otherwise though Madison…didn't really care about her. She was just something to do at school, someone to mess with with her friends. Hell, fucking with Hebert was practically a rite of passage at Winslow if someone wanted to be in Emma's good graces. It's not like Hebert did anything to dissuade anything they did either. She just stood there, looking sad and taking every bit of it.
The girl on Emma's front steps right now though? Madison could barely believe that she was even looking at the same person, but the resemblance was too uncanny to deny. It didn't make sense though, because this girl looked…fine. Maybe a bit…dweeby in the way she was dressed, but she was actually wearing normal clothes instead of the drug dealer outfit she always had on at school, and the sense of gloom Madison associated with Hebert was burned away by just how bright and sunny this girl was, inanely chattering away with no sign of stopping. It did not compute to Madison, and she could scarcely believe how a girl like this could become the Hebert they all made fun of in the hallways, or through spitballs at, or-
"What are you doing here Taylor?" Madison's train of thought was cut off by the icey voice of Emma, and Madison realized that both she and Sophia were standing in the doorway of Emma's house now.
"Oh! Well, sorry I didn't call ahead, I tried but no one picked up? And well, you know, since I was at camp all summer I was just thinking, well, we haven't hung out at all this summer, and I remembered my dad said we had a call from you wanting to hang out before I got back, so I just thought, well, we should get some time in as besties! You can even introduce me to your new friend, and we can maybe do our nails even or something fun like that, and oh by the way Emma did you decide to cut your hair? It looks really good on you-" The off-Hebert was saying so many words, more words than Madison had ever heard the normal Herbert say, to the point that it was giving her a headache just trying to keep track. She didn't get it at all. How the hell was this the same person?
"No I mean, why the
fuck do you think I'd want to hang out with a loser like you?" Emma's voice cut through Taylor's chatterbox rant like a vicious knife, her tone harsh enough to even snap Madison out of her thoughts. It was a tone that Madison had heard many times from Emma, the same tone Emma would have whenever she encountered Taylor in the halls, accompanied by the same vicious sneer that they had all directed at the gloomy loser so many times, yet seeing it directed at this weird, kind of annoying, but altogether not that bad version of Taylor? Despite herself, despite her own apathy towards Hebert, Madison felt a twisting in her gut, like everything about this was wrong.
"I-Emma, w-what do you me-" Madison couldn't see her face, but already Taylor's voice was cracking, warbling with a mixture of confusion and hurt, but Emma was relentless, barely letting the other girl get another word in.
"I mean, a
weakling like you isn't welcome here, Taylor. It's been so annoying, letting you pester me all these years, you know? I thought you'd get the fucking hint that I didn't want you around sooner, but I guess that's my fault for thinking a social mess like you could actually pick up hints."
'Oh. So this is how Herbert ended up how she is.' Madison had known Emma and Taylor used to be friends, the redhead had brought it up against Taylor more than enough certainly, but Madison had always assumed that Emma had dumped Taylor
because she was already the gloomy loser Madison knew. But watching Emma cruelly cut Taylor out of her life now, Madison struggled to understand just why Emma would want to get rid of her. There wasn't anything wrong with her. Nothing that made Madison think she deserved
this anyways.
"I don't…why am I even dreaming of this shit?" Madison hadn't even really gotten to know Emma and Sophia until a few weeks into freshman year, she had never seen this other version of Herbert, so how the hell was she dreaming of stuff she hadn't even been there for?
"E-Emma I don't…I don't understand…" Taylor's words were intermixed with sobs, and Madison could easily imagine the tears welling up in the other girl's eyes. "Did I do something wrong? I-I can come in and we can talk about this, I-I'm so sorry-"
Before she could finish again however, Sophia stepped up, getting in front of Taylor and roughly shoving her away, forcing her off the steps and onto the pavement as Taylor completely failed to keep her balance, falling flat on her ass staring up at Sophia and Emma, right at Madison's feet.
"God that skull of yours is thick, dumbass." Sophia's voice was filled with just as much vitriol as Emma's. "Either get the fuck out of here, or I can beat the shit out of you, bitch. It's your choice."
The gleam in Sophia's eyes as she said that brought an inadvertent shiver down Madison's spine. She could tell which option Sophia was hoping for, and Taylor likely could as well, as Madison watched her gulp suddenly before scrambling to her feet, running away from Emma's house with tears streaming down her cheeks as Emma and Sophia watched, laughing at the pathetic retreat.
Madison glanced at Taylor's retreating form, before glancing back at Emma and Sophia as the duo disappeared into Emma's house. Part of her wanted to head inside, follow the two and try to understand just what was going through Emma's head, to brutally cut Taylor off for seemingly no reason, but…
"Stupid fucking gay thoughts…"
The sight of Taylor's face, tear streaked and runny, tugged at Madison's heart strings in a way they never had before, the sight of a sweet girl in that much pain for seemingly no reason suddenly unpleasant to Madison. That still didn't stop the frustrated sigh that escaped from her as she turned around and ran after Hebert.
A Park In Brockton Bay, August, 2009
Catching up to Hebert proved more challenging than Madison would have expected. While she was no athlete like Sophia, those long legs of hers weren't just for show (especially when Madison's own were so short). It felt like she had run through half the city before Madison finally caught up to her, huffing and puffing as she came upon Hebert sitting on a solitary park bench, bawling her eyes out.
"Why…are you so…fucking tall…" Madison took a moment to catch her breath. She was not a runner, and there was a
reason she hated gym class so much goddammit, besides the havoc it wreaked on her makeup every time. Once she was no longer wheezing like a chainsmoker however, Madison directed her attention towards the whole reason she was out of breath in the first place: the weeping girl on the bench.
"Hey, uh…Hebert…that uh…that sure was rough…" Madison started awkwardly, unsure of exactly what to say to Taylor. When she didn't even look up in response to Madison's words however, Madison tried to put her hand on the girl, only to watch dumbfounded as her hand passed right through Taylor.
"Oh, right…you can't even fucking hear me….aghhhh!" Madison kicked at the dirt as she yelled in frustration. "This is so stupid! Why am I even here? Shoulda just followed Emma and Soph…" All of her own whining was only met by more sobbing from Taylor.
"Ughhhh…can you at least just stop crying? It's really fucking sad and rude to do this in public you know!"
Clack…
[14-2: Eisen Whip - A sword owned by Ohm, a priest of God and a member of God's Army. As a weapon, the Eisen Whip possesses the ability to change its form at Ohm's command thanks to the Eisen Dial installed in it. With a Power of 2, the Eisen Whip is brittle and rusted, and the Eisen Dial has been removed from its hilt. It manifests on the ground in front of Madison.]
Suddenly a sword manifested out of thin air, right in front of Madison, the shocking sight nearly making her jump out of her skin.
"Holy shit is that a fucking
sword? Is that real?! Where the hell did a sword come from?!" Taylor, still weeping into her hands, didn't even seem to hear the rusted metal clank against the dirt.
Madison bent down to inspect the blade, and it was clear even to her, who was unfamiliar with swords for
obvious reasons, that this thing was so rusted it was basically useless. She briefly tried to pick it up before she was reminded she could not touch anything in this…dream…
"Wait, that's it! This is like some weird lucid dreaming crap, isn't it? I can just make her stop crying!" That must have been where the sword came from, though why her brain threw a literal real-ass sword, even if it was a useless one, at her as a solution provoked questions she was not sure she even wanted answers to.
Still proud of her sudden epiphany despite that, Madison focused her thoughts on Taylor, willing her to stop crying and cheer up already.
Clack…
[5-13: The Old Hunters - The singular DLC of Bloodborne, The Old Hunters introduced new areas, weapons, enemies, and bosses in the form of a new horrific nightmare realm. With a Power of 13, a nightmare realm connected to Brockton Bay manifests, tied in form and essence to the city, rather than being a copy of the Yharnam Nightmares. Some cracks in reality now exist throughout the city, where people can slip into the realm, while others may find their dreams pulling them into the new Brockton Nightmare.]
Aaaaaaand nothing happened. Come on, this was her dream, she should be in charge!
Clack…
[16-15: Byakuya Kuchiki - The 28th Head of the Kuchiki Clan, one of the four great noble clans of Soul Society, and the Captain of the 6th Division of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, Byakuya Kuchiki is an immensely powerful Shinigami. With a Power of 15, he is summoned to the world in the state he is in immediately prior to the Thousand Year Blood War. However, due to both Madison and Taylor lacking any form of spiritual awareness, they are unable to see him, nor is Byakuya able to see Madison.]
Ok this was getting annoying, and Taylor was only crying louder, so if something could please just make it stop-!
Clack…
[11-20: Luke Skywalker - The last student of Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Grandmaster Yoda. The son of Anakin Skywalker. A Jedi, like his father before him. Luke Skywalker is an incredibly powerful Force-user, one of the most skilled lightsaber combatants in history, and a truly wise and kind being. With a Natural Power of 20, Grandmaster Luke Skywalker manifests in his prime, returned from being one with the Force following his peaceful retirement and subsequent passing in 45 ABY. The System is so proud of the Roller's most chaotic roll yet!]
Oh come on, something had to happen already-
"Hello there!"
"Fuck!" Madison jumped off the ground as a man suddenly spoke up behind her, and she whipped around to see…a blonde guy in a cape and some pajamas?
He was handsome in a sense, a nice jawline and clear blue eyes, shaggy blonde hair atop his head, but he didn't really look like all that much. Besides the weird outfit, he wasn't even a foot taller than Madison (which said something considering she was barely 4'10") and he just looked like some guy.
Despite that though, there was something about him, something about the look in his eye, the way he seemed to actually be looking at Madison…
"You might want to go back to where you belong, you know." He said, and Madison's heart skipped a beat. Could he actually see her? "I could help you if you can't do it yourself."
"I-"
"N-no, uh, sir I'm just…j-just…" Before Madison could respond, Taylor spoke up, and Madison almost wanted to hit herself. Of course he couldn't see her, he was just talking to Taylor. But that look in those blue eyes of his…
Taylor couldn't even finish her sentence, and the man frowned before sitting down beside her on the bench.
"You know, in my experience, a sympathetic ear is all you need when you're having a bad day." Taylor took a long heaving gasp before side-eyeing the strange man.
"You know, I t-think my dad would have s-something to say about talking to strangers…"
In response to her suspicion the man only laughed, a warm, boisterous and disarming sound that sounded strangely pleasant to Madison, before sticking out his hand towards Taylor.
"Then let's not be strangers anymore. I'm Ben." Taylor eyed the offered hand hesitantly, but maybe it was the way he smiled, or the kindness she could see in his eyes, or something about him…
"T-Taylor."
While watching all of this, Madison couldn't help but smile at herself as well. Ok, this Ben guy seemed a bit weird, but hey. Taylor stopped sobbing! Mission accomplished in her book. Now she just needed to wake up…somehow.
Ben's eyes switched away from Taylor, and this time Madison would swear on her life he was looking directly at her. His eyes lingered on her for a bit, and Madison couldn't help but squirm under his gaze…before the blonde blue-eyed bastard winked at her and waved his hand. Her jaw dropped even as her vision suddenly began to go blurry again, but Madison was barely paying attention to anything other than Luke as she glared at him.
"Mother
fucker-!"
Everything went white once again.
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Alright so we're doing a time travel on....chapter 4. This is fine, everything's fine, while we're at it let's make the decision to have summons appear in the year Madison is mentally present in cause that just kinda makes more sense to me, I'm sure nothing will come of it-
NAT 20 ON LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER
3P0 please do not tell me the odds of this happening. This might be a mistake. Letting this broken ass motherfucker come in here might be a terrible awful no good very bad mistake. Buuuuuuuuut fuck it we ball. The dice and random page demand it. Who am I to defy their will?
Emma and Sophia running of Taylor the first time
I rolled two dice to decide when she would end up. a d4 to decide between days, weeks, months, or years, and a d100 to determine amount. I got a 3 and a 15, so 15 months in the past...which since I VERY RANDOMLY picked October, wound up to be about August 2009, aka
exactly when this would happen. Did you pay the dice off? lmfao
Anyways, this ended up being a very long, very weirdly skewed chapter. A loooot of really low rolls. Madison learned how to make a Strawberry Sunrise, developed a talent for throwing bayonets, deposited weird space trash into the atmosphere with the rest of the Simurgh's junk, and summoned a really shitty sword to 2009. Alright, cool, kinda boring but that's fine, let's see what else she summons-
Old Hunters DLC: Honestly this was the best interpretation I could figure for something like this. I could have just dropped the DLC into the like, metaphysical space of Brockton Bay but making up a Brockton style Hunter's Nightmare seems more interesting. Crazy and will cause problems but that's what we want
Byakuya goddamn Kuchiki: First character...and he's dropped into 2009. Oops. Sorry timeline, but hey, at least it's a Shinigami who's just gonna be super hands off on everything. The Byakuya summoned is decently chill and a better person than he is at his first appearance, buuuuuuut he's also not the type to step into bs. Timeline is sa-
LUKE SKYWALKER
It's broken, it's all broken, we're four chapters in and the timeline is soooooo fucked. But you know what? I'm here for it. This shit's gonna get
weird. Who knows what the fuck Madison is gonna come back to in late 2010, after letting Luke and Byakuya (mostly Luke) run rampant for a year and change. Could I have interpreted it differently? Eh maybe but like, Natural 20? By my own rules that is the strongest form of the character possible, i.e Grandmaster Luke Skywalker. Hell I might be technically nerfing him since he's no longer
one with the fucking Force. Hope you all enjoy this chaos, we'll see if I'm laughing or crying by the end of this lmao