burningclaw2
The Power of the Tomato!
Only for it to be a lost, when his wife turns out to be insane and incestuous yandere who wants our master's kids, much to our masters horror.
Bladestar123
Happy
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- Man, wherever
You can't see it, but right now I'm dancing around my dorm room laughing while going "Ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick, ick..."
Sk8torchic
The Sorcerer of Humanity.
So I'm guessing it's too late to go back and be Zenkichi?
I kid, I kid. Still, gonna be beautiful to see what happens if our Master is Kumagawa.
As far as making Medaka Quest, working out the details in my head right now.
I kid, I kid. Still, gonna be beautiful to see what happens if our Master is Kumagawa.
As far as making Medaka Quest, working out the details in my head right now.
Bladestar123
Happy
- Location
- Man, wherever
Bless you, child.
I eagerly look forward to it.
Anyway-back to the topic.
The f*ck do we do about that cracked psycho in the kitchen? Cause I want her gone, gone, gone...
Yandere are only sexy when we're the target. Since that is not the case, we need to...evict her.
I have a question for our Plant Overlord.
How attached is our master to us? How does he feel about our presence in his life? Useful, annoying, benign, happy, friendly, irritated, oblivious, Shirou, angry, what?
I mean, if we're gonna survive this, we gotta know how much support we're gonna get.
Sk8torchic
The Sorcerer of Humanity.
What sort of emotion is Shirou? I'm thinking Prisma Illya Shirou-Sella relationship, but...
Actually, no, if we get to vote, I'm voting Shirou relationship. He likes to split the duties and treats us as a father figure.
Bladestar123
Happy
- Location
- Man, wherever
Eternally gracious, taking care of everything himself, with the patience of Mother Teresa and the awareness of a particularly dim brick.
Be prepared to watch a shonen harem anime play out to the hilt. Only, we aren't granted quite the same degree of plot armor, so perhaps the dagger analogy is more fitting than I thought.
Shintouyu
A Wandering Soul
How Attached Is Our Master To Us?
Not very. Though, when it comes down to staying with him or not against the crazies, it's: 'Stay with me, bro!'
About Your Presence In His Life?
Slightly more comforting.
Bladestar123
Happy
- Location
- Man, wherever
Ahhhh...
So what I'm getting is less that he is oblivious to them, and more that he is terrified of them, but staying silent. Accurate?
Like, I originally thought he was like Raku from Nisekoi, but now I'm thinking he's a bit more aware of his predicament...
Looks like Shirou is off the Table.
Shintouyu
A Wandering Soul
Votes Locked!
I don't feel like reorganizing the votes.
You were the Head Servant, though that didn't mean much because you were the only Servant around the house. Still, as a Butler, you had duties to perform.
Straightening up your tie, it was about time to start on your morning routine. Granted, you didn't actually have a routine; you were a tad whimsical that way.
[X] Wake-up the Master.
You've gained a Skill Point!
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
I don't feel like reorganizing the votes.
[X] Wake-up the Master.
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
No. of votes: 3
Enjou, JPVeigar, Camellia
[X] Wake-up the Master.
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
[X] basefan for kitchen girl
No. of votes: 1
Elder Haman
[X] Wake-up the Master
-[X] Help him get dressed.
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
No. of votes: 2
burningclaw2, Bladestar123
[X] Anshin'in for Kitchen Girl
[X] Kumagawa for Master.
[X] Combat
[X] Dress the master.
-[X] Without waking him.
No. of votes: 1
Sk8torchic
[X] Dress the Master
-[X] Without waking him
No. of votes: 1
basefan
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
No. of votes: 3
Enjou, JPVeigar, Camellia
[X] Wake-up the Master.
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
[X] basefan for kitchen girl
No. of votes: 1
Elder Haman
[X] Wake-up the Master
-[X] Help him get dressed.
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
No. of votes: 2
burningclaw2, Bladestar123
[X] Anshin'in for Kitchen Girl
[X] Kumagawa for Master.
[X] Combat
[X] Dress the master.
-[X] Without waking him.
No. of votes: 1
Sk8torchic
[X] Dress the Master
-[X] Without waking him
No. of votes: 1
basefan
Straightening up your tie, it was about time to start on your morning routine. Granted, you didn't actually have a routine; you were a tad whimsical that way.
[X] Wake-up the Master.
You've gained a Skill Point!
[X] Combat - Git Gud, Scrub.
Shintouyu
A Wandering Soul
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You decided not to anything crazy today and do as all servants must: waking up the master because it was morning.
On a semi-related note, your room was on the ground-floor, while your Master's room was on the second.
You knocked on the door, alerting everyone to your intruding presence, and took a short pause before entering the room. Everything, as far as you could tell, was in order. The young master was sleeping peacefully on the bed, sheets keeping him warm and covered.
However, there was a hidden tension within the room.
Hiding within the ceiling was Miss Kiyoko Tsujiko; under the bedframe was Miss Haruka Mihashi; and tucked within the closet was Miss Eri Fujikage. All of them vying to cuddle with Kazuya but none able to make a move due to the others potential interference.
As long as they did nothing, it was none of your concern.
Walking straight up to the bed, you...
[ ] Gently nudged him awake.
[ ] Pulled the blankets from out and over him.
[ ] Dramatically spread open the curtains and allowed sunlight in.
[ ] Drop-kicked him.
[ ] Write-In
cokerpilot
Here comes the rain.
[Q] All of the above
[X] Dramatically spread open the curtains and allowed sunlight in.
[X] Dramatically spread open thecurtains and allowed sunlight in.
Bladestar123
Happy
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- Man, wherever
[X] Pick him up, and carry him out of bed.
-[X] Don't forget to dress him.
--[X] And make sure the restraining orders on those girls are coming along okay.
We shall seduce him. Unintentionally.
And laugh, and laugh, and laugh...
EDIT: Yesssss
Edited courtesy to Burningclaw2
-[X] Don't forget to dress him.
--[X] And make sure the restraining orders on those girls are coming along okay.
We shall seduce him. Unintentionally.
And laugh, and laugh, and laugh...
EDIT: Yesssss
Edited courtesy to Burningclaw2
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burningclaw2
The Power of the Tomato!
[X] Pick him up, and carry him out of bed.
-[X] Don't forget to dress him.
--[X] And make sure the restraining orders on those girls are coming along okay.
-[X] Don't forget to dress him.
--[X] And make sure the restraining orders on those girls are coming along okay.
[X] Dramatically spread open the curtains and allowed sunlight in.
Shintouyu
A Wandering Soul
"I remember when restraining orders were a thing! Well, they actually still are, just not applicable when its concerning to the boy. I mean, how do you think those girls got away with murder? All's fair in love and war, you know? Kazuya Kurosaki is the center-point of chaos and order. And the Madam President wouldn't have it any other way."
burningclaw2
The Power of the Tomato!
Doesn't hurt to make sure they have to pay the young master everytime they harass him. If they truly loved him then something simple like money should be nothing compared to spending time with him...that and how do you think we get the money to repair the damage those psycho's do? And to replace all of masters stolen clothes.
Shintouyu
A Wandering Soul
"Kazuya Kurosaki is already compensated for damages, along with receiving a monthly stipend, as per the order of the Madam President. His clothes disappearing are free-game though."