2.02
Donk
What a load of Donk.
- Location
- Ohio, U.S.A.
2.02
Say what you will about riding a cart, it's goddamn boring. It was nice and all for the first hour or two, but things sort've tapered off until I was half asleep in the saddle. (Comfortable cushioned seat.) Times like these are when I would pull out a book and settle in for some light reading, but the only book I own is one for studying more magic. There's only so much you can hum or sing before your mouth gets dry.
At least the weather is nice, the mild snowstorms of past have left for the time being.
Case in point, barren hills and plains of snow for miles. Captain's log, day five. No intelligent life forms spotted. Morale is low. I believe the crew may be planning a mutiny. Snuffles keeps looking at me funny. I may have gotten through his disguise and discovered he, is in fact, a… horse!
Hey, look! Houses!
Well, cabins by the look of it. All spread out o'r the place. Nobody out and about, but that's to be expected in the winter times. By my account the- yep. Thankfully my navigational skills while subpar are up to snuff when all you have to do is follow the road. First route on my circuit through the country of Tristel.
According to my handy dandy map, it's the small hamlet of Hillsbury. Judging by the many hills, it's an apt name. Keep in mind, most of this is a rough translation. Months like September and January are eschewed in. This place actually has thirteen months, for some strange reason blah polar orbits blah blah. I don't even pretend to know the science behind why or what.
Anyway, Hillsbury is a hamlet attached to an actual town called Achre a few leagues away. Supports it with agriculture while the main town itself quarries the local hills for marble. Neat little system, actually. The majority of the cottages I'm seeing are built from stone, likely a result.
It's still a ghost town.
Only upon reaching the actual hamlet itself do I find something approaching activity. Snow has been shoveled and footprints litter the area. Seems to be a sort've half concentric half randomly placed grouping of buildings all centered around the strange tower emplaced in the middle. Four or five stories, has sort've a castle feel.
"Hello?" I query, breath frosting in the air as I urge Snuffles to stop thereabouts from the tower. Most of the market stands I can see have been taken down, dismantled and put away. The few left are forlornly covered in snow, empty of anything valuable. (Not that I would steal shit. Come on.) "Excuse me, anyone home?"
Silence.
"Welcome, stranger," a voice that scares the shit out of me says, belonging to a man who sidesteps from behind the tower. An older gentleman sporting a Santa Claus-like beard.
"Fffff- hello there," I reply, swallowing down the curse. "This is Hillsbury, aye? I mean, the hills make it obvious and the map has the tower on it so I imagined this is the place." The old man nods, eyeing down my cart, my horse, and myself.
"Indeed it is. Are ye a merchant?" he asks, curiously glancing to my ladened cart.
"Ah. No, I'm actually here to assist the town and support its endeavours. Part of a new, ah, system employed by the King." I smile awkwardly and point down to the red cross on my chest. "Government sponsored healer and cleric. I guess. Got the papers right here if you'd like to check them," I say, fumbling through the pouch at my waist.
The old man is… well, I can't tell what he's thinking. He simply nods before taking a glance at the papers. They have the King's seal and signature. Not that he's met the King. It looks official enough, at least to my own eye. "So… yeah, I'm here to help. Any injured, sickly or in need of assistance? I can drop off rations if some people don't have enough to last. Heh. Recently learned Mending so I can fix things too!"
God I'm so awkward. You are merely inexperienced, son.
"Hm…" the old man ponders before giving me a smile in return. "I am Hodrik, unofficial 'elder' of the village." He grumbles a bit, something about 'barely even fifty years old' before gesturing to a pole. "Tie up your steed there. You're weary and cold from the road, aye? The town has an inn, or rather, a meeting house that serves the job. The least we can do is offer warm drink and food."
"Thank you, much appreciated," I say with appreciation. As good as the wide cloak on my back is, it certainly isn't a space heater or anything. The mug of warm tea I had a few hours ago didn't quite last either. I follow after Rodrik after briefly tying up Muffles and leaving him some oats.
The building he leads me to is one of the larger ones, built from rough hewn stone and timber. As the door is open, a whumpf of warm air washes over the both of us, sending chills down my spine as noise and laughter emanates. The room is sort've like one of those viking beer halls, with long tables and plenty of people gathered around to drink and chatter. In the center lies the large open fire pit, and boy is it hot. I certainly make sure to leave the cloak near the rackets.
Rodrik leads me to one of the tables, gathered there a bunch of, well, old people. Varying from late forties to low eighties, most of them are beyond their prime and seem to have moved on to a political position in their retirement. People seem to respect them, at least.
"Who's 'at 'od'rek?" one of the men without teeth asks, his skin aged but his eyes hard. "S'from the Capital. No, not a taxman." The table seems to relax slightly, looking less hostile by the second. Rodrik pauses to hail a waitress while I take an awkward seat between two grandmotherly folk.
"Mmm… he looks highborn, Maisey, and he's fed well. He'd do great for Freyja's daughter. Yes?" They both cackle a little and I'm certainly sweating beneath my tunic.
"Ah… sorry, not here for any marriages or taxations or levies. I'm part of a new project, a government sponsored cleric sent to help out in the neighboring villages and hamlets. First of my order, I suppose. I do healing, and I can offer supplies and can fix broken things."
"Leave the poor boy alone you two cougars. Business first. He asked for sick and injured people. Anything on the grapevine?" Rodrick asks, letting the group gaggle about, exchanging words. "Timothy's son is sick. Might not make it through the winter," one offers. "Rodrick (not you Rodrick) broke his arm falling off the roof of his home. He'd appreciate the help," another says.
I nod before writing the various requests and offers in my handy-dandy ledgerbook. Turns out they've got a magic sort've pen. Cheap to make too. It's certainly a lot easier than quill and ink.
"Mmm… another thing you should know. We've been losing chicken and even a few sheep lately. There've been reports of little green men seen in the dark late at night. Goblins. They must've set up a camp in the area and are coasting through winter on our hard earned crop. While they ain't attacked anything, it's still a danger."
"Ah… Goblins? I'm not, ah, a fight-"
You must go. Cleanse this land. Protect them.
"Hah-hah… Goblins you say? I'm sure I can take care of a few grumpkins, what's the worst that could happen?"
Say what you will about riding a cart, it's goddamn boring. It was nice and all for the first hour or two, but things sort've tapered off until I was half asleep in the saddle. (Comfortable cushioned seat.) Times like these are when I would pull out a book and settle in for some light reading, but the only book I own is one for studying more magic. There's only so much you can hum or sing before your mouth gets dry.
At least the weather is nice, the mild snowstorms of past have left for the time being.
Case in point, barren hills and plains of snow for miles. Captain's log, day five. No intelligent life forms spotted. Morale is low. I believe the crew may be planning a mutiny. Snuffles keeps looking at me funny. I may have gotten through his disguise and discovered he, is in fact, a… horse!
Hey, look! Houses!
Well, cabins by the look of it. All spread out o'r the place. Nobody out and about, but that's to be expected in the winter times. By my account the- yep. Thankfully my navigational skills while subpar are up to snuff when all you have to do is follow the road. First route on my circuit through the country of Tristel.
According to my handy dandy map, it's the small hamlet of Hillsbury. Judging by the many hills, it's an apt name. Keep in mind, most of this is a rough translation. Months like September and January are eschewed in. This place actually has thirteen months, for some strange reason blah polar orbits blah blah. I don't even pretend to know the science behind why or what.
Anyway, Hillsbury is a hamlet attached to an actual town called Achre a few leagues away. Supports it with agriculture while the main town itself quarries the local hills for marble. Neat little system, actually. The majority of the cottages I'm seeing are built from stone, likely a result.
It's still a ghost town.
Only upon reaching the actual hamlet itself do I find something approaching activity. Snow has been shoveled and footprints litter the area. Seems to be a sort've half concentric half randomly placed grouping of buildings all centered around the strange tower emplaced in the middle. Four or five stories, has sort've a castle feel.
"Hello?" I query, breath frosting in the air as I urge Snuffles to stop thereabouts from the tower. Most of the market stands I can see have been taken down, dismantled and put away. The few left are forlornly covered in snow, empty of anything valuable. (Not that I would steal shit. Come on.) "Excuse me, anyone home?"
Silence.
"Welcome, stranger," a voice that scares the shit out of me says, belonging to a man who sidesteps from behind the tower. An older gentleman sporting a Santa Claus-like beard.
"Fffff- hello there," I reply, swallowing down the curse. "This is Hillsbury, aye? I mean, the hills make it obvious and the map has the tower on it so I imagined this is the place." The old man nods, eyeing down my cart, my horse, and myself.
"Indeed it is. Are ye a merchant?" he asks, curiously glancing to my ladened cart.
"Ah. No, I'm actually here to assist the town and support its endeavours. Part of a new, ah, system employed by the King." I smile awkwardly and point down to the red cross on my chest. "Government sponsored healer and cleric. I guess. Got the papers right here if you'd like to check them," I say, fumbling through the pouch at my waist.
The old man is… well, I can't tell what he's thinking. He simply nods before taking a glance at the papers. They have the King's seal and signature. Not that he's met the King. It looks official enough, at least to my own eye. "So… yeah, I'm here to help. Any injured, sickly or in need of assistance? I can drop off rations if some people don't have enough to last. Heh. Recently learned Mending so I can fix things too!"
God I'm so awkward. You are merely inexperienced, son.
"Hm…" the old man ponders before giving me a smile in return. "I am Hodrik, unofficial 'elder' of the village." He grumbles a bit, something about 'barely even fifty years old' before gesturing to a pole. "Tie up your steed there. You're weary and cold from the road, aye? The town has an inn, or rather, a meeting house that serves the job. The least we can do is offer warm drink and food."
"Thank you, much appreciated," I say with appreciation. As good as the wide cloak on my back is, it certainly isn't a space heater or anything. The mug of warm tea I had a few hours ago didn't quite last either. I follow after Rodrik after briefly tying up Muffles and leaving him some oats.
The building he leads me to is one of the larger ones, built from rough hewn stone and timber. As the door is open, a whumpf of warm air washes over the both of us, sending chills down my spine as noise and laughter emanates. The room is sort've like one of those viking beer halls, with long tables and plenty of people gathered around to drink and chatter. In the center lies the large open fire pit, and boy is it hot. I certainly make sure to leave the cloak near the rackets.
Rodrik leads me to one of the tables, gathered there a bunch of, well, old people. Varying from late forties to low eighties, most of them are beyond their prime and seem to have moved on to a political position in their retirement. People seem to respect them, at least.
"Who's 'at 'od'rek?" one of the men without teeth asks, his skin aged but his eyes hard. "S'from the Capital. No, not a taxman." The table seems to relax slightly, looking less hostile by the second. Rodrik pauses to hail a waitress while I take an awkward seat between two grandmotherly folk.
"Mmm… he looks highborn, Maisey, and he's fed well. He'd do great for Freyja's daughter. Yes?" They both cackle a little and I'm certainly sweating beneath my tunic.
"Ah… sorry, not here for any marriages or taxations or levies. I'm part of a new project, a government sponsored cleric sent to help out in the neighboring villages and hamlets. First of my order, I suppose. I do healing, and I can offer supplies and can fix broken things."
"Leave the poor boy alone you two cougars. Business first. He asked for sick and injured people. Anything on the grapevine?" Rodrick asks, letting the group gaggle about, exchanging words. "Timothy's son is sick. Might not make it through the winter," one offers. "Rodrick (not you Rodrick) broke his arm falling off the roof of his home. He'd appreciate the help," another says.
I nod before writing the various requests and offers in my handy-dandy ledgerbook. Turns out they've got a magic sort've pen. Cheap to make too. It's certainly a lot easier than quill and ink.
"Mmm… another thing you should know. We've been losing chicken and even a few sheep lately. There've been reports of little green men seen in the dark late at night. Goblins. They must've set up a camp in the area and are coasting through winter on our hard earned crop. While they ain't attacked anything, it's still a danger."
"Ah… Goblins? I'm not, ah, a fight-"
You must go. Cleanse this land. Protect them.
"Hah-hah… Goblins you say? I'm sure I can take care of a few grumpkins, what's the worst that could happen?"