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♦Topic: Reona Mall Incident
In: Boards ► Boards ► News ► Brockton Bay
Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on April 26, 2011:
The Reona Mall incident saw Lung, the feared leader of the ABB gang, and his henchmen take control of the mall, trapping countless shoppers inside. The Protectorates Heroes quickly responded, aiming to free the hostages and defeat the gang. However, despite their best efforts, the Heroes were defeated by Lung and his gang. Master and Bait, along with the Undersiders, arrived unexpectedly. Their combined efforts defeated Lung and ended the conflict.
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► AllSeeingEye
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Ugh, Master and Bait again? I can't stand those two. Especially Master, he acts all smart and doesn't know what he's talking about. I swear he is basically falling backwards into success. I hate that! Bait is the brain behind the operations while this Master is a loser that can't even tie his shoes. He's oblivious to everything around him and he's far too trusting. Master needs to get his teeth knocked in!
► LovesChip
Replied on April 26, 2011:
This is serious. The situation at Reona Mall could have ended much worse if not for the intervention of the Master and Bait. The Protectorates Hero were losing badly until Master and Bait defeated Lung in a minute.
► Doggo
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Master and Bait I thought their group was called the The Jerkers of Brockton Bay?
► SpecificProtagonist
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Does anyone have Bait's number? Asking for a friend. 😏
► Call me daddy
Replied on April 26, 2011:
The PRT is a joke. They keep failing us. This incident proves it. The Jerkers of Brockton Bay are much better heroes.
► Velocity (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Dauntless died trying to save the hostages. He was a great hero.
► Winged_One
Replied on April 26, 2011:
My condolences. I am sure every hero did their best to save everyone.
► Clockblocker (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
I am saying it here loud and clear. Master and Bait power are bullshit.
► WhiteSupreme
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Good riddance to that ABB. But let's be real, this is what happens when you let certain people run wild.
► HentaiDude
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Guys, I swear, Bait is a Digimon. Think about it! He is saying Digivolve!
► Skidmark
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Fuck, everything's so fucked, but at least those ABB fuckers got what they deserved. Fuck yeah! Smoke weed everyday!!!
► FireStorm
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Dear God.
Master is actually a Doctor Who reference! The Master is a villainous Time Lord in the show!
Master claims he is a time traveler.
It all makes perfect sense!
► Fates Minion
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Wondering if the PRT are going to try to ally themselves or recruit Master and Bait. I am concerned about what an unrestrained Empire 88 might do without ABB gang. Empire 88 would try to conquer the city considering their position.
► L33T
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Check this out! [Shares video link] The Reona Mall incident featuring the battle between Protectorate Heroes versus Lung, the battle between Master team versus Lung and even an exclusive meeting between the Heroes and Master team.
All available for a small subscription fee!
► TheBigPickle
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Shut up and take my money!
► GloryGirl (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
What is wrong with him!?! Amy is in the hospital because of this bullshit!
► Doggo
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Oh this is bad. Can we arrest a Hero for incompetence?
► Battery (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
How did you get that footage?
► TinMother (Moderator)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
L33T enjoy your ban.
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In the Undersiders Hideout, Taylor was looking at the PHO forum. The video that Leet leaked made the Protectorates look like fools. Master and Bait with the Undersiders defeating Lung look anticlimactic.
As Taylor watched the footage of their encounter with the Protectorate heroes, she couldn't help but view it from an outsider's perspective. The dynamics ranged from comical at the start to downright contentious in the middle, culminating in a chaotic finale.
Predictably, Taylor surmised that the PRT would likely sweep the whole incident under the rug. Despite being hosted on the relatively popular Leet and Uber channels, the video wouldn't gain much traction, especially compared to the inexplicable phenomenon of Flappy Bird videos.
With a sigh, Taylor closed the PHO tab and navigated to a different corner of the internet—a piracy site harboring Earth Alpha anime shows. Armed with a pencil and notepad, she delved into the first episode of Digimon Adventure, determined to unravel the mysteries of these Digimon through meticulous note-taking.
----
Taylor, Alec, Brian and Rachel were gathered around the table and had a pizza box pile.
Taylor's plate held a greasy pizza, which she diligently blotted with a napkin to absorb the excess oil, repeating the process twice more. Their pizza joint always seemed to drown their slices in oil.
Sitting next to Taylor was Alec, busy removing pepperoni from his pizza for some mysterious reason.
"Hey, Alec," Taylor said, leaning in. "Mind if I ask you something?"
Alec, still fussing with his slice, looked up and said, "Sure, shoot."
Taylor frowned, pointing at Alec's pizza. "I noticed you ordered pepperoni, but now you're taking it off. Why did you order a pizza with pepperoni if you were going to remove them anyway?"
Alec grinned. "Trust me, it tastes way better without it. I think it's all about that pepperoni oil flavor. Want to give it a try?" He offered her a slice.
Taylor eyed the slick surface of the pizza, feeling a twinge of concern that it might not sit well with her stomach. "No thanks," she declined politely.
As Taylor nibbled on her pizza, she couldn't help but think that maybe she should've gone for a salad instead. But then it dawned on her that she'd probably end up craving some fries to go with it anyway.
Rachel was feeding her dogs pizza under the table.
Taylor wondered if it was safe for the dogs to eat such greasy pizza. Wisely, she wasn't going to say anything.
"Taylor," Brian said, "Do you have any plans this weekend?"
Taylor briefly admired Brian's shirt, which seemed to be tight and showed off Brian's developed muscles. Brian just finished working out and getting into shape and he looked....
"Taylor?" Brian said it again.
Taylor fumbled on what to say, "Oh, I don't have any plans?"
Brian gave a smile. "I have a lot of furniture and boxes to move to my new apartment. Would you mind helping me?"
Taylor happily replied, "I like you. No, I mean, I like to help."
"That was smooth as butter," Alec said.
Taylor wished that her power would make her go invisible.
Brian chuckled and said, "Thank you, Taylor."
Taylor was super relieved when Lisa arrived with her laptop to save her from embarrassing herself more.
"Alright people," Lisa spoke, showing the rest of the Undersiders a chart on her laptop. "We have a golden opportunity to make ourselves the new face of Brockton Bay. All we need to do is risk fighting the Empire 88."
The chart that Lisa showed had images of every known cape that Empire 88 had in their rouster. Kaiser was at the top, while Hookwolf, Purity and Krieg were on the second tier. While the other Empire capes were below them.
Taylor's eyes lingered on Purity and then at Kaiser. She started to remember Wormmon telling her that she would shoot Kaiser and Purity baby in the future.
Taylor raised her hand and asked, "Are we going to be killing by chance?"
"No, we are not killing anyone," Grue answered. "We just need to win enough battles with Empire 88 to make them learn not to mess with us."
Alec added, "We MIGHT kill some people by accident."
Taylor asked, "So I might, by complete accident, kill a baby?"
"Honey," Lisa said slowly. "In what kind of messed-up situation do you get into that you accidentally kill a baby?"
"I don't know," Taylor said in agony. "Master and Bait told me I'm going to kill Kaiser and Purity baby in the future."
"Oh, you screwed the goat," Alec said. "We are planning a gang war with Empire 88. It is almost poetic that you kill the gang leader's baby."
Grue said calmly, "We will make sure our plans don't include killing any babies. Master and Bait seemed to be trying to change the future. We can change this one outcome."
Taylor took a breath before nodding her head. "Ok, we can do this."
Lisa said, "Great. Now back to the discussion. There are some steps we need to take before we become a gang. First, we need to boast our numbers."
Alec cheered, "Sweet, we get minions!"
Taylor asked, "Are we recruiting Canary?"
Rachel growled and said, "I don't want any more people on our team."
Brian replied, "We know, but if we get a bigger pie, you can have a bigger slice."
Rachel looked around the table. "I don't see any pie."
Lisa said, "It's a metaphor, with more members in our team, we can do more work and earn more money, meaning you get more money."
"Okay," Rachel said, folding her arms, "I still don't like it."
Lisa said, "We will try to recruit Canary. I would like to recruit a mercenary group for our cause. I will vet them to make sure they are trustworthy."
Brian said, "Sounds good. Moving forward, who in the Empire 88 are we striking first? We need to get our name out."
"Hookwolf," Rachel said. "He has a dog fighting ring and I want to give him a beating."
Brian said, "I am fine with taking down Hookwolf and saving the dogs? Everyone else in agreement?"
Lisa said, "I vote we do this. Ok, I will look for dog fighting rings in the city."
Taylor said, "Saving innocent dogs from Hookwolf sounds great. Alright, let's take down Hookwolf."
Alec said, "I like cats way more than dogs."
Rachel growled.
Alec then said, "Just playing. I'm on board."
Brian said, "We need a plan so we don't end up dead from Hookwolf. Let's figure this out."
The Undersiders started making their plan against Hookwolf.
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♦Topic: Reona Mall Incident
In: Boards ► Boards ► News ► Brockton Bay
Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted on April 26, 2011:
The Reona Mall incident saw Lung, the feared leader of the ABB gang, and his henchmen take control of the mall, trapping countless shoppers inside. The Protectorates Heroes quickly responded, aiming to free the hostages and defeat the gang. However, despite their best efforts, the Heroes were defeated by Lung and his gang. Master and Bait, along with the Undersiders, arrived unexpectedly. Their combined efforts defeated Lung and ended the conflict.
(Showing Page 1 of 1)
► AllSeeingEye
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Ugh, Master and Bait again? I can't stand those two. Especially Master, he acts all smart and doesn't know what he's talking about. I swear he is basically falling backwards into success. I hate that! Bait is the brain behind the operations while this Master is a loser that can't even tie his shoes. He's oblivious to everything around him and he's far too trusting. Master needs to get his teeth knocked in!
► LovesChip
Replied on April 26, 2011:
This is serious. The situation at Reona Mall could have ended much worse if not for the intervention of the Master and Bait. The Protectorates Hero were losing badly until Master and Bait defeated Lung in a minute.
► Doggo
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Master and Bait I thought their group was called the The Jerkers of Brockton Bay?
► SpecificProtagonist
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Does anyone have Bait's number? Asking for a friend. 😏
► Call me daddy
Replied on April 26, 2011:
The PRT is a joke. They keep failing us. This incident proves it. The Jerkers of Brockton Bay are much better heroes.
► Velocity (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Dauntless died trying to save the hostages. He was a great hero.
► Winged_One
Replied on April 26, 2011:
My condolences. I am sure every hero did their best to save everyone.
► Clockblocker (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
I am saying it here loud and clear. Master and Bait power are bullshit.
► WhiteSupreme
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Good riddance to that ABB. But let's be real, this is what happens when you let certain people run wild.
► HentaiDude
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Guys, I swear, Bait is a Digimon. Think about it! He is saying Digivolve!
► Skidmark
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Fuck, everything's so fucked, but at least those ABB fuckers got what they deserved. Fuck yeah! Smoke weed everyday!!!
► FireStorm
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Dear God.
Master is actually a Doctor Who reference! The Master is a villainous Time Lord in the show!
Master claims he is a time traveler.
It all makes perfect sense!
► Fates Minion
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Wondering if the PRT are going to try to ally themselves or recruit Master and Bait. I am concerned about what an unrestrained Empire 88 might do without ABB gang. Empire 88 would try to conquer the city considering their position.
► L33T
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Check this out! [Shares video link] The Reona Mall incident featuring the battle between Protectorate Heroes versus Lung, the battle between Master team versus Lung and even an exclusive meeting between the Heroes and Master team.
All available for a small subscription fee!
► TheBigPickle
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Shut up and take my money!
► GloryGirl (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
What is wrong with him!?! Amy is in the hospital because of this bullshit!
► Doggo
Replied on April 26, 2011:
Oh this is bad. Can we arrest a Hero for incompetence?
► Battery (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
How did you get that footage?
► TinMother (Moderator)
Replied on April 26, 2011:
L33T enjoy your ban.
■
----
In the Undersiders Hideout, Taylor was looking at the PHO forum. The video that Leet leaked made the Protectorates look like fools. Master and Bait with the Undersiders defeating Lung look anticlimactic.
As Taylor watched the footage of their encounter with the Protectorate heroes, she couldn't help but view it from an outsider's perspective. The dynamics ranged from comical at the start to downright contentious in the middle, culminating in a chaotic finale.
Predictably, Taylor surmised that the PRT would likely sweep the whole incident under the rug. Despite being hosted on the relatively popular Leet and Uber channels, the video wouldn't gain much traction, especially compared to the inexplicable phenomenon of Flappy Bird videos.
With a sigh, Taylor closed the PHO tab and navigated to a different corner of the internet—a piracy site harboring Earth Alpha anime shows. Armed with a pencil and notepad, she delved into the first episode of Digimon Adventure, determined to unravel the mysteries of these Digimon through meticulous note-taking.
----
Taylor, Alec, Brian and Rachel were gathered around the table and had a pizza box pile.
Taylor's plate held a greasy pizza, which she diligently blotted with a napkin to absorb the excess oil, repeating the process twice more. Their pizza joint always seemed to drown their slices in oil.
Sitting next to Taylor was Alec, busy removing pepperoni from his pizza for some mysterious reason.
"Hey, Alec," Taylor said, leaning in. "Mind if I ask you something?"
Alec, still fussing with his slice, looked up and said, "Sure, shoot."
Taylor frowned, pointing at Alec's pizza. "I noticed you ordered pepperoni, but now you're taking it off. Why did you order a pizza with pepperoni if you were going to remove them anyway?"
Alec grinned. "Trust me, it tastes way better without it. I think it's all about that pepperoni oil flavor. Want to give it a try?" He offered her a slice.
Taylor eyed the slick surface of the pizza, feeling a twinge of concern that it might not sit well with her stomach. "No thanks," she declined politely.
As Taylor nibbled on her pizza, she couldn't help but think that maybe she should've gone for a salad instead. But then it dawned on her that she'd probably end up craving some fries to go with it anyway.
Rachel was feeding her dogs pizza under the table.
Taylor wondered if it was safe for the dogs to eat such greasy pizza. Wisely, she wasn't going to say anything.
"Taylor," Brian said, "Do you have any plans this weekend?"
Taylor briefly admired Brian's shirt, which seemed to be tight and showed off Brian's developed muscles. Brian just finished working out and getting into shape and he looked....
"Taylor?" Brian said it again.
Taylor fumbled on what to say, "Oh, I don't have any plans?"
Brian gave a smile. "I have a lot of furniture and boxes to move to my new apartment. Would you mind helping me?"
Taylor happily replied, "I like you. No, I mean, I like to help."
"That was smooth as butter," Alec said.
Taylor wished that her power would make her go invisible.
Brian chuckled and said, "Thank you, Taylor."
Taylor was super relieved when Lisa arrived with her laptop to save her from embarrassing herself more.
"Alright people," Lisa spoke, showing the rest of the Undersiders a chart on her laptop. "We have a golden opportunity to make ourselves the new face of Brockton Bay. All we need to do is risk fighting the Empire 88."
The chart that Lisa showed had images of every known cape that Empire 88 had in their rouster. Kaiser was at the top, while Hookwolf, Purity and Krieg were on the second tier. While the other Empire capes were below them.
Taylor's eyes lingered on Purity and then at Kaiser. She started to remember Wormmon telling her that she would shoot Kaiser and Purity baby in the future.
Taylor raised her hand and asked, "Are we going to be killing by chance?"
"No, we are not killing anyone," Grue answered. "We just need to win enough battles with Empire 88 to make them learn not to mess with us."
Alec added, "We MIGHT kill some people by accident."
Taylor asked, "So I might, by complete accident, kill a baby?"
"Honey," Lisa said slowly. "In what kind of messed-up situation do you get into that you accidentally kill a baby?"
"I don't know," Taylor said in agony. "Master and Bait told me I'm going to kill Kaiser and Purity baby in the future."
"Oh, you screwed the goat," Alec said. "We are planning a gang war with Empire 88. It is almost poetic that you kill the gang leader's baby."
Grue said calmly, "We will make sure our plans don't include killing any babies. Master and Bait seemed to be trying to change the future. We can change this one outcome."
Taylor took a breath before nodding her head. "Ok, we can do this."
Lisa said, "Great. Now back to the discussion. There are some steps we need to take before we become a gang. First, we need to boast our numbers."
Alec cheered, "Sweet, we get minions!"
Taylor asked, "Are we recruiting Canary?"
Rachel growled and said, "I don't want any more people on our team."
Brian replied, "We know, but if we get a bigger pie, you can have a bigger slice."
Rachel looked around the table. "I don't see any pie."
Lisa said, "It's a metaphor, with more members in our team, we can do more work and earn more money, meaning you get more money."
"Okay," Rachel said, folding her arms, "I still don't like it."
Lisa said, "We will try to recruit Canary. I would like to recruit a mercenary group for our cause. I will vet them to make sure they are trustworthy."
Brian said, "Sounds good. Moving forward, who in the Empire 88 are we striking first? We need to get our name out."
"Hookwolf," Rachel said. "He has a dog fighting ring and I want to give him a beating."
Brian said, "I am fine with taking down Hookwolf and saving the dogs? Everyone else in agreement?"
Lisa said, "I vote we do this. Ok, I will look for dog fighting rings in the city."
Taylor said, "Saving innocent dogs from Hookwolf sounds great. Alright, let's take down Hookwolf."
Alec said, "I like cats way more than dogs."
Rachel growled.
Alec then said, "Just playing. I'm on board."
Brian said, "We need a plan so we don't end up dead from Hookwolf. Let's figure this out."
The Undersiders started making their plan against Hookwolf.