When you have someone capable enough, and willing, to defeat the other party with ease, having it go so quickly is normally fine I believe.
Great Gacha Awaits! (A Wiki Warrior Story)
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The Voting isn't going anywhere
I started voting a few chapters ago and said that first wiki to get 10 votes gets on the wiki list. It's very clear that it's not going anywhere at the moment. Therefore, I'm giving you a ultimatum.
Option A: Nah, let's continue as we are now
Option B: The wiki that has the most votes by next chapter wins
Optain B: This is your story, get your own wiki's.
Option A: Nah, let's continue as we are now
Option B: The wiki that has the most votes by next chapter wins
Optain B: This is your story, get your own wiki's.
Wiki's you can vote for
Aurora Moon
Verfied Insomniac with too much time on her hands
- Location
- USA, Earth
- Pronouns
- She/Her
I think the voting would go smoother if there was a list of preselected wikis for us to vote from instead of us voting for the fandoms we like.
like this:
like this:
- [] Team Fortress 2
- [] Shin Megami Tensei.
- [] Stardew Valley
- []Rocky Horror
- []Shokugeki no Soma
- []Banished
- []Recipes wiki
- []Fallout wiki
- [] Wiki of Loathsome Characters (this is from all fandoms, but this is a wiki about the most hated characters from each fandom, lol)
- []Bioshock
- []Villians wiki
- []Heroes wiki
- [] Library Of Ruina Wiki
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I personally like Option B the best. Looking forward to which Wiki wins.
Aurora Moon
Verfied Insomniac with too much time on her hands
- Location
- USA, Earth
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Thinking on it-- those are the wikis I vote for:
[X]Recipes wiki
[X]Bioshock
I'm thinking that high rolls would have the recipes wiki give the girl and her group a full-cooked dish while a low roll has just the raw indigents they have to cook for themselves. picked this wiki because everyone has to eat sometimes.
And Bioshock because of the little girls and the big daddies. Chaos Queen needs a friend her own age! and maybe a better father figure than the ones she has currently.
[X]Recipes wiki
[X]Bioshock
I'm thinking that high rolls would have the recipes wiki give the girl and her group a full-cooked dish while a low roll has just the raw indigents they have to cook for themselves. picked this wiki because everyone has to eat sometimes.
And Bioshock because of the little girls and the big daddies. Chaos Queen needs a friend her own age! and maybe a better father figure than the ones she has currently.
Aurora Moon
Verfied Insomniac with too much time on her hands
- Location
- USA, Earth
- Pronouns
- She/Her
added that to the list above. go ahead and vote for any wikis you like. we need to nail down the wiki the writer will use next!
Alrighty, I'm making the list you have official. Go ahead and vote!
Foster
How... Interesting. The man had slain one of its Nocturnis with ease. Such ease. And the girl, she had created a stone wall to knock the Nocturnis out.
The being at the center of the forest smiled. It wasn't a happy one, nor one filled with anything other than malice.
Its smile almost looked cartoonish, like if someone took a bite out of an oval.
There hadn't been anyone to venture into its forest in... Years. Decades, perhaps centuries.
Every so often, a venturing 'hero' would arrive, promising to slay the twisted being.
None have.
Oh, but they have tried. Tried so hard, tried to slay it, burn it, freeze it, seal it away.
Their bodies now lay in service of it, warped beyond recognition. Dead, empty eyes staring at simply nothing at all.
Stretched into grotesque, mangled forms, they wander around the forest now, without purpose, without life.
Perhaps the two humans that were here now would be different.
It chuckled. Then it went into a full belly laugh, though it didn't have a belly.
It couldn't wait to see the sight of their cold, deserted eyes.
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Gladly took a deep breath.
He just stood there for a while, letting the feeling sink in a bit, that he wasn't anywhere close to getting home.
That was completely fine. In fact, he was completely fine.
His home sucked anyways. The endbringers can go suck his dick, he just fled to a different dimension!
He faintly heard the sound of wind rushing by. Jester had run off, likely to find the girl.
He took several more deep breaths.
Then he noticed a feint pair of purple eyes staring at him in a bush.
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"Empress, it is quite dark. I would not like to go back to the cursed underground to sleep, would you mind sleeping in the lobby building or conjuring up a place to sleep?"
The girl nodded. She could do that.
*POP*
Torch Lamp, Roll 7
It's a torch. Goes away in seven hours.
Jester picked the torch that appeared.
"Yes, this would do to lighting the area up. Do you mind summoning a place to sleep, though?"
*POP*
St Paul's School, Roll 23
I know nothing about this school, at all. I'll be winging the school design. Since it's a 23, it's pretty resilient.
A building plopped down next to the girl, and Jester nodded in satisfaction.
"Yes, that'll do." He said simply, and gestured for the girl to follow him inside.
"A Christian school? Gladly had mentioned he was qualified to become a priest."
He paused.
"Where's Gladly?"
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Apologizes for the especially short chapter today, I had a lot to do today.
The being at the center of the forest smiled. It wasn't a happy one, nor one filled with anything other than malice.
Its smile almost looked cartoonish, like if someone took a bite out of an oval.
There hadn't been anyone to venture into its forest in... Years. Decades, perhaps centuries.
Every so often, a venturing 'hero' would arrive, promising to slay the twisted being.
None have.
Oh, but they have tried. Tried so hard, tried to slay it, burn it, freeze it, seal it away.
Their bodies now lay in service of it, warped beyond recognition. Dead, empty eyes staring at simply nothing at all.
Stretched into grotesque, mangled forms, they wander around the forest now, without purpose, without life.
Perhaps the two humans that were here now would be different.
It chuckled. Then it went into a full belly laugh, though it didn't have a belly.
It couldn't wait to see the sight of their cold, deserted eyes.
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Gladly took a deep breath.
He just stood there for a while, letting the feeling sink in a bit, that he wasn't anywhere close to getting home.
That was completely fine. In fact, he was completely fine.
His home sucked anyways. The endbringers can go suck his dick, he just fled to a different dimension!
He faintly heard the sound of wind rushing by. Jester had run off, likely to find the girl.
He took several more deep breaths.
Then he noticed a feint pair of purple eyes staring at him in a bush.
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"Empress, it is quite dark. I would not like to go back to the cursed underground to sleep, would you mind sleeping in the lobby building or conjuring up a place to sleep?"
The girl nodded. She could do that.
*POP*
Torch Lamp, Roll 7
It's a torch. Goes away in seven hours.
Jester picked the torch that appeared.
"Yes, this would do to lighting the area up. Do you mind summoning a place to sleep, though?"
*POP*
St Paul's School, Roll 23
I know nothing about this school, at all. I'll be winging the school design. Since it's a 23, it's pretty resilient.
A building plopped down next to the girl, and Jester nodded in satisfaction.
"Yes, that'll do." He said simply, and gestured for the girl to follow him inside.
"A Christian school? Gladly had mentioned he was qualified to become a priest."
He paused.
"Where's Gladly?"
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Apologizes for the especially short chapter today, I had a lot to do today.
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Energy
[CENSORED]
- Location
- The City
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Insanity
I've been really, really busy the last few days, so expect only weekend updates from now on, but I had the free time so I thought why not.
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"Stay here, I will go fetch Gladly. This forest is dangerous, and the school is a unknown variable. Don't go into either of those two places." Jester said.
The girl nodded, that seemed reasonable.
Jester ran off, sprinting at breakneck speeds to presumably find Gladly.
Without anything to do, the girl sat on a bench that was conveniently outside and summoned with the school.
The forest in this area was just as foreboding as the rest of the forest. Thick trunks, huge, and blocking basically all light.
Well, might as well Roll.
*POP*
Growing Bees, Roll 20
A swarm of bees is summoned. They are permanent and are regular vanilla Minecraft bees since I'm not familiar with this mod.
A massive swarm of bees appeared in front the girl.
They buzzed in seeming confusion before dispersing into the forest, thankfully not attacking the girl.
That was boring, let's do it again!
*POP*
SCP-4092, Roll 6
Weird guy, he always refers to you as 'your new stepdad'. He resembles a middle aged man. He's fucking insane and excibits self harm at seemingly random times, and is able to pull out random anomalous shit out of his ass. He kidnapped a toddler once and let him ride his toy bike onto a highway, so not the best stepdad to have. Thankfully, he only stays for six hours.
A man stumbled into existence, slightly confused.
He then saw the girl, and immediately went into a manic state.
"Hi! I'm your new stepdad!" He exclaimed loudly.
He looked around. "Why, this forest is perfect for exploring! Why are you still here, chained up to your bench?" He asked.
He picked up the SAFETY remote that the girl had been carrying around and left next to the bench.
"Ooh, this seems like a fun toy, how does it work?" He pressed the button.
An exact copy of the girl and man materialized.
The man led the girl into the forest, and then a wolf appeared, looking exactly to the last bit like the wolf with purple eyes. It saw the girl and chomped down, killed her before the man had any chance to react.
Then, as before the robot popped out of the simulations corpses.
"Don't go with strangers into strange dangerous forests! Especially when the strangers are obviously insane and will get you into very dangerous situations!"
The girl put a hand to her chin. That did seem wise. But who was she to doubt the decision of her new step-dad, even when she didn't even know what a step-dad is?
The robot saw her contemplating, and awkwardly wheeled over to her.
"Strange man takes strange girl to strange forest. Why, what a absolutely perfect combination of settings, characters, and possible events! It's not like you know that very dangerous animals live in these forests, and are hostile on sight! No, not at all!"
The robot somehow managed to whistle.
"This guy somehow manages to act like more of a loon then my creator! That's impressive, you know? I applaud you."
The robot waved a hand, and the sound effect of hands clapping played.
The stepdad man wasn't listening at all to the conversation, and was happily repeatedly slamming his head into the walls of the school.
The robot pointed to him.
"See? Is this a man you want to call stepdad? I'll admit, my own step-dads are mostly all-powerful council members of a secret society, who are probably ten times more eccentric then him, but still!"
A laugh track played.
"Anyways, that's the lesson to be learned, kids. Are you quite done with smashing your head into the wall? I really don't want my last sight before leaving to be a insane man, well. smashing his head into a wall."
The robot somehow managed to produce a sigh before popping out of existence.
Right in time for Jester, carrying a fainted Gladly's body to see the spectacle.
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No plot progression this chapter! I needed something quick and easy to write, so here you go.
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"Stay here, I will go fetch Gladly. This forest is dangerous, and the school is a unknown variable. Don't go into either of those two places." Jester said.
The girl nodded, that seemed reasonable.
Jester ran off, sprinting at breakneck speeds to presumably find Gladly.
Without anything to do, the girl sat on a bench that was conveniently outside and summoned with the school.
The forest in this area was just as foreboding as the rest of the forest. Thick trunks, huge, and blocking basically all light.
Well, might as well Roll.
*POP*
Growing Bees, Roll 20
A swarm of bees is summoned. They are permanent and are regular vanilla Minecraft bees since I'm not familiar with this mod.
A massive swarm of bees appeared in front the girl.
They buzzed in seeming confusion before dispersing into the forest, thankfully not attacking the girl.
That was boring, let's do it again!
*POP*
SCP-4092, Roll 6
Weird guy, he always refers to you as 'your new stepdad'. He resembles a middle aged man. He's fucking insane and excibits self harm at seemingly random times, and is able to pull out random anomalous shit out of his ass. He kidnapped a toddler once and let him ride his toy bike onto a highway, so not the best stepdad to have. Thankfully, he only stays for six hours.
A man stumbled into existence, slightly confused.
He then saw the girl, and immediately went into a manic state.
"Hi! I'm your new stepdad!" He exclaimed loudly.
He looked around. "Why, this forest is perfect for exploring! Why are you still here, chained up to your bench?" He asked.
He picked up the SAFETY remote that the girl had been carrying around and left next to the bench.
"Ooh, this seems like a fun toy, how does it work?" He pressed the button.
An exact copy of the girl and man materialized.
The man led the girl into the forest, and then a wolf appeared, looking exactly to the last bit like the wolf with purple eyes. It saw the girl and chomped down, killed her before the man had any chance to react.
Then, as before the robot popped out of the simulations corpses.
"Don't go with strangers into strange dangerous forests! Especially when the strangers are obviously insane and will get you into very dangerous situations!"
The girl put a hand to her chin. That did seem wise. But who was she to doubt the decision of her new step-dad, even when she didn't even know what a step-dad is?
The robot saw her contemplating, and awkwardly wheeled over to her.
"Strange man takes strange girl to strange forest. Why, what a absolutely perfect combination of settings, characters, and possible events! It's not like you know that very dangerous animals live in these forests, and are hostile on sight! No, not at all!"
The robot somehow managed to whistle.
"This guy somehow manages to act like more of a loon then my creator! That's impressive, you know? I applaud you."
The robot waved a hand, and the sound effect of hands clapping played.
The stepdad man wasn't listening at all to the conversation, and was happily repeatedly slamming his head into the walls of the school.
The robot pointed to him.
"See? Is this a man you want to call stepdad? I'll admit, my own step-dads are mostly all-powerful council members of a secret society, who are probably ten times more eccentric then him, but still!"
A laugh track played.
"Anyways, that's the lesson to be learned, kids. Are you quite done with smashing your head into the wall? I really don't want my last sight before leaving to be a insane man, well. smashing his head into a wall."
The robot somehow managed to produce a sigh before popping out of existence.
Right in time for Jester, carrying a fainted Gladly's body to see the spectacle.
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No plot progression this chapter! I needed something quick and easy to write, so here you go.
Idea
Voting closed, I'm not dealing with more voting. Shin Megami Tensei wins, which is interesting as I have no clue what this setting is. Absolutely grand. Thank you guys for your support, that actually means a lot to me. And thanks for enjoying my terribly infrequent updates along with very short chapters I provide with you.
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Fortunately, her 'step-dad' got out of slamming his head into a wall the second Jester arrived.
"Hello! Are you the principal? I'd like to take out my daughter to get some ice cream! I heard they make absolutely grand ice cream in this forest! A wolf told me!"
The stepdad did a full belly laugh, as if he had just made the funniest joke in the world.
To his credit, Jester wasn't completely flabbergasted and managed to react in a somewhat calm manner.
"Who are you?" He said while he slowly pulled out his sword out of it's scabbard.
"Why good, sir, why would you ask? I'm your new stepdad!" He said with open arms, clearly expecting Jester to go hug him.
"Excuse me?" Jester asked, clearly more confused.
"Why, yes I am! I've even got my own ridiculous outfit, and sword! Look!" The 'stepdad' said as suddenly, a samurai outfit popped into existence around him.
"En garde! Swoosh, swish, swoosh!" He said maniacally as he swung a ridiculously long sword that also came out of nowhere.
Right as one of his careless swings was about to hit the girl, whom was standing curiously to the sides, Jester intervened.
"I know not of your true intentions towards my master, but you in my current view is a visible threat to my empress wellbeing." He said as he held the 'stepdad's' wrist in one hand and the other on his neck.
"Never let it be said I never show mercy. But if you truly act on your desire to get my master in trouble..." Jester paused.
"Well, I always need new children, after all. And there's a true shortage of biomass here."
In one swift move, the man lost his consciousness.
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Gladly wake up with a headache. Last thing he could remember was... what was the last thing he could remember? He racked his mind for answers.
He shuddered. He remembered now. The cold purple eyes, waiting to eat him. They were taunting him, he somehow knew.
He shook it off. He was safe now, wasn't he? He looked around.
He was in some sort of hospital bed. No, actually. On closer inspection, it looked like a... school nurse's office?
There was a poster on the wall about school safety, and beyond the open door to his right, there looked to be an office.
"Ah, your finally awake." Jester said, startling Gladly.
"You were unconscious, lie down for a while. During your period of not being in the waking world, I've discussed with myself our plan. I'll do a quick recap."
He took out a marker in front of a whiteboard that was across from the bed.
"First of all, we'll spend the night here in this forest." He drew a quick sketch of a school, and the sky filled with stars and the moon.
"This is potentially dangerous, and most certainly a parahuman's fiefdom, but we have no idea how long this area stretches out for, and we have shelter."
He pointed to the school in the sketch.
"Tomorrow, we'll set out for civilization, and hopefully our dear Empress can summon us some rations and supplies." He continued, sketching up a middle-aged man with glasses, a samurai with a jester mask, and a girl.
In retrospect, they were quite the odd group.
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No wiki warrior, I'm not gonna summon Ozriel, nor am I gonna summon Eden, much less SCP-5321 (It's always the damn SCP's)
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Fortunately, her 'step-dad' got out of slamming his head into a wall the second Jester arrived.
"Hello! Are you the principal? I'd like to take out my daughter to get some ice cream! I heard they make absolutely grand ice cream in this forest! A wolf told me!"
The stepdad did a full belly laugh, as if he had just made the funniest joke in the world.
To his credit, Jester wasn't completely flabbergasted and managed to react in a somewhat calm manner.
"Who are you?" He said while he slowly pulled out his sword out of it's scabbard.
"Why good, sir, why would you ask? I'm your new stepdad!" He said with open arms, clearly expecting Jester to go hug him.
"Excuse me?" Jester asked, clearly more confused.
"Why, yes I am! I've even got my own ridiculous outfit, and sword! Look!" The 'stepdad' said as suddenly, a samurai outfit popped into existence around him.
"En garde! Swoosh, swish, swoosh!" He said maniacally as he swung a ridiculously long sword that also came out of nowhere.
Right as one of his careless swings was about to hit the girl, whom was standing curiously to the sides, Jester intervened.
"I know not of your true intentions towards my master, but you in my current view is a visible threat to my empress wellbeing." He said as he held the 'stepdad's' wrist in one hand and the other on his neck.
"Never let it be said I never show mercy. But if you truly act on your desire to get my master in trouble..." Jester paused.
"Well, I always need new children, after all. And there's a true shortage of biomass here."
In one swift move, the man lost his consciousness.
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Gladly wake up with a headache. Last thing he could remember was... what was the last thing he could remember? He racked his mind for answers.
He shuddered. He remembered now. The cold purple eyes, waiting to eat him. They were taunting him, he somehow knew.
He shook it off. He was safe now, wasn't he? He looked around.
He was in some sort of hospital bed. No, actually. On closer inspection, it looked like a... school nurse's office?
There was a poster on the wall about school safety, and beyond the open door to his right, there looked to be an office.
"Ah, your finally awake." Jester said, startling Gladly.
"You were unconscious, lie down for a while. During your period of not being in the waking world, I've discussed with myself our plan. I'll do a quick recap."
He took out a marker in front of a whiteboard that was across from the bed.
"First of all, we'll spend the night here in this forest." He drew a quick sketch of a school, and the sky filled with stars and the moon.
"This is potentially dangerous, and most certainly a parahuman's fiefdom, but we have no idea how long this area stretches out for, and we have shelter."
He pointed to the school in the sketch.
"Tomorrow, we'll set out for civilization, and hopefully our dear Empress can summon us some rations and supplies." He continued, sketching up a middle-aged man with glasses, a samurai with a jester mask, and a girl.
In retrospect, they were quite the odd group.
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No wiki warrior, I'm not gonna summon Ozriel, nor am I gonna summon Eden, much less SCP-5321 (It's always the damn SCP's)
Aurora Moon
Verfied Insomniac with too much time on her hands
- Location
- USA, Earth
- Pronouns
- She/Her
judging by the closed vote, it seems like Team Fortess 2 won.
On SpaceBattles SMG got 3 votes, LoR got 2, DC got got 1 and Equestria got 1, which pushed SMG to the top, followed by LoR, then TF
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Aurora Moon
Verfied Insomniac with too much time on her hands
- Location
- USA, Earth
- Pronouns
- She/Her
ah, I guess that would do it then.
I'm happy to see that Shin Megami Tensei won.
Looking forward to next chapter, as this story is fun to follow.
Looking forward to next chapter, as this story is fun to follow.
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