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- He/Him
Bitch as in a bit whiny and annoying compared to the hard badass he was later.
Good Thing I Can Heal (DBZ Fanfic)
- Thread starter DarkKing98
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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- USA
Gohan was having a REALLY bad month all things considered. He got kidnapped by some scary man. Then his Daddy died. After that some other scary man kidnapped him and left him alone in the wilderness. And now he's hearing explosions and seeing pink balls of ki exploding up in the air that DEFINITELY NOT from Mr. Piccolo. On the one hand, he should probably run very far away from here. But on the other hand, he REALLY wants to see what's going on. So timidly, he leaves his safe location, at least compared to the chaos happening in the far off distance, and head over to the source of the noise that's been scaring the wild life.
---Six minutes earlier---
"Come here you green bastard!" I scream as I throw a punch. Almost literally since my limb fucking FLIES, or rather stretches, over to Piccolo. The man easily dodged the incoming attack, but it kept going until it crashed into a plateau, causing it to explode from the punch.
"Better not get hit by that." Piccolo mutters under his breath. I let out a loud scream as I charge in at him, appearing in front of him instantly and swing my foot down at his head. He narrowly dodges, causing another crater in the ground as I give him a glare. I WILL hit him, no matter what.
And then the bastard flies up into the air with a smirk.
"...YOU FUCKING CHEATER!" I scream up at him, charging two ki blasts in my hands. I then throw them up at him. The power, and thus the size and sound of the resulting detonations, seemed to vary. Probably because I have no control over the attack I just learned how to do.
Doesn't help when the bastard occasionally causes one to detonate in my fucking face! After the third time half my body gets blasted to smithereens, my remaining eye twitches in irritation. I quickly regenerate before I hold out a hand in his general direction and start to charge a ki blast with as much energy as possible. I smirk when he tries to use a weaker blast to orce another detonation only or it to get absorbed into the ki blast. Then he does something weird.
I tilt my head in confusion as I see him put two fingers to his forehead. What is he planning? Oh well. I continue to charge my ki blast, watching it grow bigger and bigger, also feeling it getting stronger. A few minutes later I decide that it's properly charged. I then let it fire up at Piccolo.
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" I hear him shout before seeing a thin, small beam of ki impact my massive ki blast. Surprisingly, it's not getting instantly overwhelmed or absorbed into my blast. If anything, it looks like it's drilling into...
Before I could finish my observations, my blast explodes, letting out a roaring sound and covering my vision with pink. The hell did he do that!? I scowl as the smoke begins to clear before revealing Piccolo, who seems to be sweating and panting hard. He looks exhausted, causing me to smirk. Good! He should be tired after everything he's done to me! I then hear footsteps behind me and turn around to find a confused and seemingly scared kid.
"What's going on?"
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Procrastination for the lost! Because I meant to write this two or three days ago! Sorry everyone. But hey look! Gohan!
---Six minutes earlier---
"Come here you green bastard!" I scream as I throw a punch. Almost literally since my limb fucking FLIES, or rather stretches, over to Piccolo. The man easily dodged the incoming attack, but it kept going until it crashed into a plateau, causing it to explode from the punch.
"Better not get hit by that." Piccolo mutters under his breath. I let out a loud scream as I charge in at him, appearing in front of him instantly and swing my foot down at his head. He narrowly dodges, causing another crater in the ground as I give him a glare. I WILL hit him, no matter what.
And then the bastard flies up into the air with a smirk.
"...YOU FUCKING CHEATER!" I scream up at him, charging two ki blasts in my hands. I then throw them up at him. The power, and thus the size and sound of the resulting detonations, seemed to vary. Probably because I have no control over the attack I just learned how to do.
Doesn't help when the bastard occasionally causes one to detonate in my fucking face! After the third time half my body gets blasted to smithereens, my remaining eye twitches in irritation. I quickly regenerate before I hold out a hand in his general direction and start to charge a ki blast with as much energy as possible. I smirk when he tries to use a weaker blast to orce another detonation only or it to get absorbed into the ki blast. Then he does something weird.
I tilt my head in confusion as I see him put two fingers to his forehead. What is he planning? Oh well. I continue to charge my ki blast, watching it grow bigger and bigger, also feeling it getting stronger. A few minutes later I decide that it's properly charged. I then let it fire up at Piccolo.
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" I hear him shout before seeing a thin, small beam of ki impact my massive ki blast. Surprisingly, it's not getting instantly overwhelmed or absorbed into my blast. If anything, it looks like it's drilling into...
Before I could finish my observations, my blast explodes, letting out a roaring sound and covering my vision with pink. The hell did he do that!? I scowl as the smoke begins to clear before revealing Piccolo, who seems to be sweating and panting hard. He looks exhausted, causing me to smirk. Good! He should be tired after everything he's done to me! I then hear footsteps behind me and turn around to find a confused and seemingly scared kid.
"What's going on?"
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Procrastination for the lost! Because I meant to write this two or three days ago! Sorry everyone. But hey look! Gohan!
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"Hey look, a snack!"
White Lantern
A really overpowered Mary Sue self insert
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You might want to make it so his power is a little lower because well his power level is 5 times that of piccolo he should be moving in literal slow motion compared to him (you shouldn't of showed his power level to begin with)(also are you trying to do a piccolo training arc?if so it's kind of obvious to me atleast
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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The Majin's control is inconsistent at BEST. So one moment he's flash stepping, the next he's moving at a 'manageable' speed.
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- Canada
Oh man. All the tasty, tasty people he could absorb. Unfortunately I don't believe this fic will be going down that path, but all I can think of now is a Majin that goes around absorbing all the antagonists as they show up. Nappa, Vegeta, Ginyu Force, then finally Frieza. All the way up to perfect Cell or at least the androids.
Now, that would be a power trip story for sure.
Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes as I haven't encountered a story like this one as of yet. Thanks!
Now, that would be a power trip story for sure.
Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes as I haven't encountered a story like this one as of yet. Thanks!
The Stormbringer
Worm Fanfic & Crack Connoisseur
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Wait... do you think absorbing Saibamen would work? Imagine it, a never-ending supply of +1 Raditz!
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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- USA
I would if it weren't for one problem. The eater absorbs a portion of the enemy's personality.
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- Canada
I mean, you could just be a little more selective then. Vegeta and Perfect Cell are pretty cool guys. Or if you wanted to stay 'good' you just have to absorb all the protagonists. Nothing could go wrong there.
lol
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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Is there any way to set up a poll? Like, asking what villain(s) you'd like to see eaten/absorbed? Would be nice to make omakes for the most popular ones.
White Lantern
A really overpowered Mary Sue self insert
- Location
- Sector 2184
Yesthere is
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
- Location
- USA
How do I do that?
The Fourth Monado
S U B A R A S H I I
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- Away
Oh hey, a Dragon Ball Z fanfic. That's kinda rare, let's see how good it is...
*sees talk about absorbing villains*
You
um
you realize that's a really bad thing right
that doesn;t come with no drawbacks
*sees talk about absorbing villains*
You
um
you realize that's a really bad thing right
that doesn;t come with no drawbacks
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
- Location
- USA
I myself pointed that out and have been self debating on if I should write doing it. Though Omakes of doing that would be amusing to say the least.
White Lantern
A really overpowered Mary Sue self insert
- Location
- Sector 2184
I don't know(sorry
What Kind of Name is that!?
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
- Location
- USA
...I have no idea how it came to this. I look down at the kid, Gohan, and then at the campfire. I seriously have zero idea how this happened. One moment I'm fighting Piccolo, the next I'm joining Gohan in his training. Why, I know not. Besides this vaguely eager, and terrified, feeling. Like I NEED to help them. Ugh, I wish my memories would return fully. But right now, I don't remember much. Just flashes of blue, purple, and pink. Oh, and a very annoying laugh. No idea where the last one is from.
Anyways, I am now stuck with training with Gohan. Oh well, at least I got a shirt! And learned what I look like. I have this strange pink antenna thing on my head that's fashioned almost like a ponytail. I also have red eyes, a leath, muscular body, a sweet six pack, along with a perfect jawline and white pants with a belt that has a stylized M on the buckle.
"So, what's your name?" Gohan asks me curiously as I stare at the campfire, thinking about my new look. Blinking I look over at him and shrug.
"I don't really have a name." I reply before looking at the fire again, missing his shocked expression.
"What? But how!? How do you not have a name?" He asks me, causing me to shrug again.
"You remember back to our conversation when you stumbled upon myself and Piccolo? About me not remembering anything? Well, it seems I don't remember my name either." I explain to him again.
"Do you really remember nothing?" The sweet child asks, concerned for me, which causes me to smile and shrug. Don't know why, but this kid is very likable.
"Well, a few names float around my mind, but I don't feel like any of them are mine. Especially this one stupid name. Fryza or something stupid like that. Whoever named their child that must have hated them, huh?" I joke with a smirk, getting a laugh out of him, and a chuckle out of myself.
"Still, it must be sad to not have a name for yourself." He tells me, a frown on his face.
"If need be, you can just call me Majin." I offer, causing him to shake his head.
"No. It'd be weird calling you that. Especially if we meet someone else of your race!" Gohan insists, causing me to shiver. Something inside of me is screaming that meeting another Majin is a very bad idea. I don't know why, but it feels important enough to obey the feeling regardless. So I give a nervous chuckle.
"Why don't you come up with a name for me then?" I ask with a shrug. Gohan looks at me in shock.
"Really?" He asks surprised.
"Sure, why not? I doubt you'd pick something stupid. Right?" I ask, adding a subtle, dangerous edge to my final word and a slight narrowing of my eyes, causing the child to gulp with fear. Good.
"R-right! Um, let me think here..." He mumbles out a reply as he goes silent for awhile.
"...I got it! How about Gum? Since you are pink and stretchy like chewing gum!" He suggests, looking proud of himself. I want to argue. It sounds stupid! But that look on his face. It's so adorable and it'd be downright evil to just destroy that pride. So after a few moments of silence I decide to give in.
"...fine. Majin Gum it is." I say with resignation. I feel as if this is going to stick around for a long while.
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Appearance wise, think like a cross between Super Buu and Fit Buu, with a few different details. As for why his name is Majin Gum? Because, he's going to stick around for awhile! HAH!
Anyways, I am now stuck with training with Gohan. Oh well, at least I got a shirt! And learned what I look like. I have this strange pink antenna thing on my head that's fashioned almost like a ponytail. I also have red eyes, a leath, muscular body, a sweet six pack, along with a perfect jawline and white pants with a belt that has a stylized M on the buckle.
"So, what's your name?" Gohan asks me curiously as I stare at the campfire, thinking about my new look. Blinking I look over at him and shrug.
"I don't really have a name." I reply before looking at the fire again, missing his shocked expression.
"What? But how!? How do you not have a name?" He asks me, causing me to shrug again.
"You remember back to our conversation when you stumbled upon myself and Piccolo? About me not remembering anything? Well, it seems I don't remember my name either." I explain to him again.
"Do you really remember nothing?" The sweet child asks, concerned for me, which causes me to smile and shrug. Don't know why, but this kid is very likable.
"Well, a few names float around my mind, but I don't feel like any of them are mine. Especially this one stupid name. Fryza or something stupid like that. Whoever named their child that must have hated them, huh?" I joke with a smirk, getting a laugh out of him, and a chuckle out of myself.
"Still, it must be sad to not have a name for yourself." He tells me, a frown on his face.
"If need be, you can just call me Majin." I offer, causing him to shake his head.
"No. It'd be weird calling you that. Especially if we meet someone else of your race!" Gohan insists, causing me to shiver. Something inside of me is screaming that meeting another Majin is a very bad idea. I don't know why, but it feels important enough to obey the feeling regardless. So I give a nervous chuckle.
"Why don't you come up with a name for me then?" I ask with a shrug. Gohan looks at me in shock.
"Really?" He asks surprised.
"Sure, why not? I doubt you'd pick something stupid. Right?" I ask, adding a subtle, dangerous edge to my final word and a slight narrowing of my eyes, causing the child to gulp with fear. Good.
"R-right! Um, let me think here..." He mumbles out a reply as he goes silent for awhile.
"...I got it! How about Gum? Since you are pink and stretchy like chewing gum!" He suggests, looking proud of himself. I want to argue. It sounds stupid! But that look on his face. It's so adorable and it'd be downright evil to just destroy that pride. So after a few moments of silence I decide to give in.
"...fine. Majin Gum it is." I say with resignation. I feel as if this is going to stick around for a long while.
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Appearance wise, think like a cross between Super Buu and Fit Buu, with a few different details. As for why his name is Majin Gum? Because, he's going to stick around for awhile! HAH!
ZFighter18
I'm not a god. I AM WHAT A GOD PRAYS TO.
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This hurt me on the deepest level imaginable.
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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- USA
It's bad, I know.
shadowace2400
Planeswalker Extraordinaire
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- Texas
Well it WAS picked by a 4 year old...
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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- USA
It was my best way to justify my terrible naming abilities.
Thoughts, Memories, and 'Training'
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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- USA
I sigh as I dodge a punch from Gohan. It's been about seven months since that accursed seal broke and a lot has happened. My memories have been returning, and I've learned some more things. What's to come. Who I am. What I was made for. Good thing I don't need sleep. Or else I may just get nightmares from all the destruction I've caused.
Majins. Natural Disasters given form is what I like to describe them. Or maybe the Apocalypse given form. Either works really, considering how I, and my only known 'brother' Buu, were created to do. Still, at least I learned what the hell happened to me.
Apparently, a Kai got so desperate to stop me, he put a seal on his body and pretty much gave himself up on a silver platter to consume so I'd be sealed away into an area that would sap away my strength until nothing was left. If it weren't for the fact that I'm so PISSED at him, I'd honestly be impressed and commend his bravery. Still, I have a lot to remember from my time as a walking, breathing apocalyptic force that cared only for destruction. So much I could learn from back then now that I have the mind to do so.
As for the future, I think I'm doing some fucked up version of what happened in Dragon Ball Fighterz Story Mode with a wayward soul. Either that, or reincarnation. Jury is still out on that one. Still, at least I have a vague idea of what WILL happen. I'm not like Trunks. I'm not like the other SIs. I shall assume NOTHING about every last detail remaining the same.
...I wonder if I can save Nappa. Would be nice to have another Super Saiyan. Especially if Gohan doesn't end up with Videl and Beerus comes knocking at our door. Or Videl just doesn't conceive in time. ...god, or is it Kami, they got so LUCKY there. ...yeah, it's decided. I'm saving Nappa if at all possible. Always good to have a plan B after all.
I kick away Gohan, still paying more attention to my thoughts. It's a good thing I seemingly don't need to eat. Granted, I do love food, maybe even as much as a Saiyan does, but I can't be sure if that's from my body, or how I used to be in my past life. Still, I could do without remembering somethings.
God, Bleach was such a train wreck.
Still, not everything of that life has returned to me either. It's annoying honestly. Still, I do need to continue this training. Wonder what I can fuck around with? Should I encourage Gohan to keep training? ...eh, I'll just get him to do the bare minimum if Cell ends the same way. At the very least he should have at least worked to maintain his level of strength just in case.
Regardless, I think Piccolo and Gohan are stronger now then they were when Vegeta and Nappa came to Earth. Or at least, they will be. Does this prove my theory that training with stronger people in general amplifies one's strength? Not sure. This may just be a freak occurrence with this timeline.
Still, I have to hope that at the very least, I figure out what I'm going to do. I know I can absorb people, but that seems way too much more trouble than what it's worth. Though I may still eat Frieza. He was strong. And maybe the Namekian Dragon will be able to remove any traces of Frieza's personality that would effect me? Though do I want to risk that?
I'm snapped out of my thoughts when I feel a kick to the face, moving my head upwards. I look down and saw it was Gohan who did it with wide eyes of shock. I smirk. Ok, less thinking, more fighting.
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Got a bit of inspiration. Not much obviously, but still a bit. He doesn't remember everything as of yet, he's forgotten about everything with Zeno, is repressing the whole Black Arc, and has, for now, forgotten about the glorious Ginyu Force.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Majins. Natural Disasters given form is what I like to describe them. Or maybe the Apocalypse given form. Either works really, considering how I, and my only known 'brother' Buu, were created to do. Still, at least I learned what the hell happened to me.
Apparently, a Kai got so desperate to stop me, he put a seal on his body and pretty much gave himself up on a silver platter to consume so I'd be sealed away into an area that would sap away my strength until nothing was left. If it weren't for the fact that I'm so PISSED at him, I'd honestly be impressed and commend his bravery. Still, I have a lot to remember from my time as a walking, breathing apocalyptic force that cared only for destruction. So much I could learn from back then now that I have the mind to do so.
As for the future, I think I'm doing some fucked up version of what happened in Dragon Ball Fighterz Story Mode with a wayward soul. Either that, or reincarnation. Jury is still out on that one. Still, at least I have a vague idea of what WILL happen. I'm not like Trunks. I'm not like the other SIs. I shall assume NOTHING about every last detail remaining the same.
...I wonder if I can save Nappa. Would be nice to have another Super Saiyan. Especially if Gohan doesn't end up with Videl and Beerus comes knocking at our door. Or Videl just doesn't conceive in time. ...god, or is it Kami, they got so LUCKY there. ...yeah, it's decided. I'm saving Nappa if at all possible. Always good to have a plan B after all.
I kick away Gohan, still paying more attention to my thoughts. It's a good thing I seemingly don't need to eat. Granted, I do love food, maybe even as much as a Saiyan does, but I can't be sure if that's from my body, or how I used to be in my past life. Still, I could do without remembering somethings.
God, Bleach was such a train wreck.
Still, not everything of that life has returned to me either. It's annoying honestly. Still, I do need to continue this training. Wonder what I can fuck around with? Should I encourage Gohan to keep training? ...eh, I'll just get him to do the bare minimum if Cell ends the same way. At the very least he should have at least worked to maintain his level of strength just in case.
Regardless, I think Piccolo and Gohan are stronger now then they were when Vegeta and Nappa came to Earth. Or at least, they will be. Does this prove my theory that training with stronger people in general amplifies one's strength? Not sure. This may just be a freak occurrence with this timeline.
Still, I have to hope that at the very least, I figure out what I'm going to do. I know I can absorb people, but that seems way too much more trouble than what it's worth. Though I may still eat Frieza. He was strong. And maybe the Namekian Dragon will be able to remove any traces of Frieza's personality that would effect me? Though do I want to risk that?
I'm snapped out of my thoughts when I feel a kick to the face, moving my head upwards. I look down and saw it was Gohan who did it with wide eyes of shock. I smirk. Ok, less thinking, more fighting.
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Got a bit of inspiration. Not much obviously, but still a bit. He doesn't remember everything as of yet, he's forgotten about everything with Zeno, is repressing the whole Black Arc, and has, for now, forgotten about the glorious Ginyu Force.
Hope you enjoyed this chapter!
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
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- USA
So am I!
