Gone Native: Earth Saga (DBZ/DC Comics)

Once Tarble is in control of earth, does anyone else think that he'd try and hire Batman? I kinda do. And I can maybe see it working. Tarbles strong enough to take on the league and has a space empire so he has enough power and soldiers that earth should just give up, meaning that he won't have to start a war for the planet and killing a bunch of his new citizens.

And since he's transitioning to a peace time economy he'll want people in charge who know what they're doing.

I'm thinking, that he'll try and hire Batman for his political or stealth skills, or maybe just have him high up in his justice department. Who better than Batman after all?

Plus it'd give good pr for him because its Batman.

Batman may just accept the offer to be able to spy on the big man, which they both know that the other knows and that they know and so forth.

But after awhile, with the Tarble we have now.... won't it be better for Earth under him?
 
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Starting off strong with murder.

And wow yeah an earth with superheroes dynamic is so damn different from what the rest of the fic has been like.... The clash of expectations is only continue to make things strange isn't it?
 
Familiar Faces
As far as introductions went, that hadn't been a poor one, I thought to myself as I looked down at my bloody hand. It wasn't a single cut, but several small and deep ones from where the magic had cut into my skin like broken glass. That had been a surprise -- Raven, for all her versatility, had seemed to lack raw power. Only it turned out that she had it in spades, she just didn't use it.

There was a story there, but I doubt that she would share it. A Medicine Ball formed in my hand, its soothing purple light bathing the palm of my hand to mend the cuts. I left it there as I started to fly up, intending to get a birds eye view of the city. The Medicine Ball would heal their wounds. Possibly wake them up too, but if they didn't understand the gulf between us, I would happily display it again.

For now, my attention was elsewhere. I floated up, sailing past the roof of the T-shaped tower. I turned my attention to the city before me -- I felt no other notable presences within. That didn't mean that there weren't any, but they were lost in a sea of humans.

The situation had changed, I noted as I flew towards the city. The Titans revealed that the people of earth had no clue that I owned this planet. Given that it was a secret from even fellow guardians of the planet, there was a significant chance that the governments of Earth were left in the dark. Meaning that it was unlikely that they would peacefully surrender their sovereignty and dissolve to be replaced with my regime.

"This is why Frieza just killed everyone," I noted to myself as I flew over the city, intent on heading to another. It was difficult for a civilian population to protest your leadership when they were all dead or enslaved. I had no interest in becoming another Frieeza -- A ruthless tyrant that would slaughter every human on this planet for the sake of bureaucratic convenience. But, I could at least admit to myself that conquering planets was vastly simpler when you didn't care what the natives had to say.

Now, the people of earth were my citizens. They were entitled to certain rights. I haven't exactly ironed out what those rights were exactly, but I wouldn't infringe on their potential rights now, only to backtrack later.

"Fleets 114, 119, and 334, move to my location. Show of force," I ordered various fleets and received confirmations from them all. That would help my case when I ordered the governments of Earth to dissolve. But, it would be remiss of me to at least not try some level of diplomacy.

For now… I think it was time to fix one of my weaknesses -- my empire, at the moment, consisted of freed slaves and the military. There was a comparatively small civilian population that had helped support the war effort, but given that I closed my borders, that would soon collapse. My empire was a blank canvas and now was the time to decide what it would look like rather than letting the citizens decide for themselves.

To that end, I flew to another city and dropped down to land on a building. From there, I looked down at the humans of Earth. For my entire life, I think it might be the first time I've seen civilians do anything other than evacuate because my armies were invading, or be killed for trying to form a resistance. It was the first time I saw what non-military personnel did when they weren't at war -- invading the enemy or being invaded.

It looked shockingly aimless, yet driven by some unseen purpose, I noted. Streams of traffic, both from people in vehicles and on foot. Rather than moving to a collective goal, each one had their own individual task for the day that they went out to accomplish. It seemed so messy. I don't think I liked it. Though, that could be difficult to tell without actually experiencing it.

Pressing my lips into a thin line, I stepped off the building and plummeted a couple of hundred feet. I landed lightly, having learned my lesson from the previous fall. The concrete remained firm under my feet, and the men and women that walked by me barely offered a glance before they continued on their way. I stood still for a moment, forcing the crowd to go around me for a moment.

Did this planet not have a planetary-wide alert system? That was a major oversight that I would take care of first. If I were invading, how many civilians would die because they weren't in a bunker? Or get in the way of military personnel that responded to my invasion? In my near two decades of experience, civilians were only good for getting in the way.

But, I swallowed my thoughts and opinions before I chose to follow the flow of foot traffic. My gaze drifted over to a billboard that displayed a woman attempting to sell face paint by giving the camera smoldering looks. The visual changed to that of a truck that was performing rather tame stunts.

"Primitive," I summed my thoughts up with a single word. LED lights rather than hologram projectors. The vehicles were barely fit to serve as cover in war, much less as a means of transportation. The infrastructure to compensate for the congested traffic was also completely insufficient. Not to mention, the city smelled of pollution. It was better than poisoned atmospheres or machine worlds, but it was a far cry from the clean air of Planet Vegeta.

It was also loud. That came with the territory when there was a notable population in one place, but these humans were all fighting to be heard. It was noise pollution at its worst.

Crossing my arms, I continued walking until a flash of green caught my eye. Looking over, I saw a park. Most notably, I saw a statue of a figure. Walking over, I crossed a busy street. Something that the cars found annoying based on the honking they directed at me. One revved his engine, as he cursed, his car lurching forward until he bumped into me.

His fender fell off. Then the anger was replaced by fear when I looked over at him. He sucked in a breath and shook his head and said nothing, so I thought nothing of it before continuing walking. I reached the park after a moment and walked around to see the face of the statue.

His face was covered, leaving only his mouth bare. Lightning marked where his ears would be, as well as there being a bolt of it on his chest. A theme I noticed, spotting similar jagged lightning bolts at his boots. A plaque at the base of the statue simply read -- In tribute to Central City's hero, the Flash.

I looked around, seeing men, women, and children going about their day. Some doing nothing at all as their children waddled about. Even so, they seemed happy.

"Uhh…" I heard, this stammering sounding like it was directed at me. Turning around, I saw it was the Flash -- clad in a bright red skin-tight costume with white and gold lightning bolts dotted about. Our eyes met, and he seemed to be at a loss for words.

"This is the second city that has been protected by a hero. Do all cities receive one?" I asked him, turning to face the Flash. His presence felt… odd. In a way, he didn't feel any different than those around him, but it was like a small puddle that was vastly deeper than what it appeared. Almost as if he was hiding his true strength, much like Broly once had.

Flash looked away for a moment, scratching at his chin before he shook his head. "No? Heroes tend to pop up wherever they live. Would you mind me asking… you are Tarble, right? A Saiyan? Here to wipe out all life on earth?"

What has Hal been telling these people?

"I would never do such a thing to my citizens," I dismissed the idea outright before I returned the question with one of my own. "Is that not poorly optimized? Jump city had half a dozen heroes, whereas this one only has you? And there are cities with none?"

Flash stared at me for a long second as if he had no idea how to respond. I suppose… this system must work if he never bothered to think of an alternative. Or, at the very least, it wasn't so utterly broken that they felt the need to change it. "Citizens?" He questioned, tilting his head.

I met his look with one of my own, "You are a citizen of my empire. No one will threaten your sanctity of life. Not even myself," I answered his unspoken question. "Are you perhaps a member of the Justice League? From what I understand, Hal Jordan only saw fit to share my ownership of Earth with them."

"I am," Flash agreed, his lips pressing together in a thin line.

"Then send a message to your colleagues -- Earth is mine. The real estate laws for you to argue that point currently do not exist, but I will allow you a chance to convince me that Earth does belong to you. I understand that this might be a difficult task, but to meet you halfway, I will learn about your real estate laws to see things from your point of view. Is that acceptable?" I asked him and I really didn't like his half mask. It made it difficult to tell what he was thinking.

His body language spoke that he was tense, yet uncertain. Puzzled was perhaps the best word for it.

Hal Jordan being the main source of the Justice Leagues' information about me clearly didn't do me any favors. For the most part, I didn't particularly care. Hal Jordan was free to think what he wished of me. The only issue that was arising was the fact that Earth was… a breeding ground of sorts for powerful individuals.

I wanted them to be a part of my empire. I wanted them to expand their scope beyond a few cities and police planets. They would be a deterrent to any force in the galaxy that wished to resume the war. And, as of right now, that was an unlikely outcome. The Justice League did not hold me in high esteem based on how the Teen Titans reacted.

So, I would try to use diplomacy to convince them that Earth was mine and better off as a part of my empire. Failing that? I would use force.

"Okay… yeah, I can do that," Flash decided, nodding. "We can try to talk all of this out," he added, sounding hopeful but it was clear that he thought that conversation wouldn't go my way.

"Good," I said, floating up and saw a flash of panic in Flash's posture.

"Where are you going?" He quickly questioned, tensing for action. It was fairly easy to guess his thought process -- he wanted me to stay where he could see me. Where he could manage me. That just wasn't going to happen.

I met his gaze, my eyes narrowing into a glare, daring him to challenge me leaving. "To further inspect my property and find a source of information about your real estate laws," I told him, and I could feel him growing more nervous by the second. Was that because of me leaving, or he feared what I would find about this nation's laws?

"Well, you could stick around. I could show you the library?" He offered, but I lost interest. He was stalling for time.

"I don't care for this city," I dismissed, flying directly up until I nearly reached the upper stratosphere, leaving Flash behind me. I looked down at the continent I found myself on -- I had initially landed on the Western-most coast of it, and made my way to about halfway. What would the east coast have for me? Comparatively speaking, it seemed to be the most developed with several cities dotting the coastline. I would investigate them all.

Earth wasn't unified, I recalled as I flew down to one of the cities. There was a number of governments and nations across the planet. It was… different than what I was used to. Throughout my life, every planet that I came to was completely unified by a single government, typically one that stretched beyond the borders of a single planet.

It seemed so much smaller, I thought to myself as I blasted through some clouds and sailed towards my next target. It was a cluster of three cities in relatively close proximity. Flying over a sign, I saw the one I was heading to was called Gotham city. My gaze landed on a building that was marked with the word Wayne on it, so I picked it as my destination. Once again, I landed on the top of the building and looked at those below.

"This city is terrible," I remarked, finding it remarkably worse than Central City. Every problem that it had, Gotham had a much more severe iteration. Huge swaths of the city were openly left in disrepair, the building looked like they were crumbling to pieces, trash littered the streets while people went about their days. There were people sitting on the sides of the streets, holding up signs that requested aid from those who walked by them.

No one helped them. They just walked by without saying a word, pretending that they weren't there.

I narrowed my ki sensing ability to the limits of this city, and I felt people dying throughout it. One here or there. Their death's marked with the sound of gunfire that reached my keen ears, or sirens that came from the police. Crossing my arms, I frowned down at the city. This one… the closest equivalent I had for it was that pirate den that I had helped Komand'r conquer. Though, I barely saw the interior of it because the pirates had wisely surrendered.

A sigh escaped me as I once again dropped to the ground, intent on exploring the city more thoroughly. Gotham, it seems, was a perfect example of what a city shouldn't be. There were millions of people in the city, and it wasn't remotely equipped to house them. The streets were broken and poorly maintained, the sidewalks were more of a stained gray than those in Central city.

Overall, I was not impressed.

I wandered the city, ignoring the looks that I got from the citizens. They seemed to sense my growing foul mood the more I saw. As bad as the city was, I could have accepted it -- in the end, if there are those with wealth, there will be those without it. If this city was simply poor, then I could accept it, but there was a clear division between the poorly maintained parts of the city and the rich parts of the city. They contrasted so much because you could have a poorly maintained street, only to walk a bit and then find that the next one was almost immaculate.

The stench of shit reached my nose, and my eyes drifted to a sewer manhole cover.

Primitive.

Shaking my head, I continued to explore until I found myself standing in front of an alleyway. The scent of putrid garbage was powerful, but I had smelled worse. What I was more interested in was the makeshift housing that was being set up inside the alley. Tarps and wood and what seemed to be cardboard. There were a handful of men and women loitering about, who eyed me warily.

"What do you want?" One of them asked as I inspected the housing.

"Are the conditions in this city so terrible that you choose to build your own?" I asked them, entering the alley.

The group exchanged a quick glance as if they couldn't understand the question. However, the one that spoke looked down at the tail that wrapped around my waist before he looked back at my face. "Forgive me for askin'... But you aren't human, are you?"

I shook my head, "I am a Saiyan. I've recently come to Earth," I confirmed. He was the first civilian that had noticed. Humans were worryingly oblivious.

A woman let out a breath of laughter, "And they don't have homeless people in outer space?" She questioned, sounding fairly excited.

Well… "There are barracks and slave pens, the latter is probably worse than these conditions, but no. I don't believe there were homeless people. Though, I didn't interact much with civilian life so I could be mistaken," I answered. The woman seemed to mull over that, a good dozen emotions passing over her face.

"Heh," she laughed, deciding on amusement. "Good to know that things are shit across the universe instead of just on earth." That was one perspective, I suppose.

The man spoke up, "Civilian life, huh? You a soldier?" He asked, and I turned my attention to him. I knew that tone -- someone searching for familiarity. His beard was messy and unkempt, his hair long and greasy. His clothing wasn't in much better condition, but he had a posture that the other humans lacked.

I gave a slow nod, choosing not to voice my suspicions. "Yes. I was the Supreme Commander for the Trade Organization," I answered, making his eyebrows shoot up.

"Supreme Commander, huh? Sounds impressive. Me, I ended up leaving the military when I was just a private," he remarked, a bitter edge in his tone. That was… the lowest possible rank for the military if I recall. "Ended up dishonorably discharged for… eh…" he shrugged without continuing. "What made you give up the life?"

"I killed my boss," I answered, earning a slow blink from the man while the others tensed. With the revelation, I felt far less welcomed in the alley than I had been a mere moment prior. Unfortunate. "You didn't answer my question."

The man opened his mouth, seemingly swallowing down his initial response. "Uh, we can't afford anything else? Look, we… some of us made choices that ruined our lives, now… we just can't get a leg back up on life. No one wants to hire anyone with priors or a dishonorable discharge on their record. That's just how it is, but we get by just fine."

Hm. "I see," I said with a nod before turning around and beginning to walk away. That was an understandable answer, but… not an acceptable one. In the end, I understood that people made their own choices and sometimes those choices had devastating consequences. But, that conflicted with my reason.

That was never made much clearer when the dumpster at the opening of the alleyway popped open, revealing a scrawny and foul-smelling small human that seemed to be around his second growth spurt. He looked to me with wide eyes, as if he didn't expect me to see him there. His presence was faint. Weak. Weak enough that I could mix him up with the presence of the rats in that dumpster.

Unacceptable.

A hand went to my belt and I took a capsule from it. Looking back, I tossed it to the ground where the contents were revealed -- a pallet of military rations. "Eat that instead," I ordered the child, who scrambled out of the dumpster. He barely even glanced at me as he rushed by. The man from before looked at me, stunned. "Tell me where a library is?"

"It's… down the street. Big building with a statue of a book held up by hands above the doorway," he answered. "Th-"

I wasn't listening. I flew up over the buildings of the alley, looking for the building that he spoke of. I spotted it fairly easily and flew over before touching down in front of the door, startling a red-headed woman. She flinched back, her body tensing as she narrowed her eyes into slits. Her posture spoke of surprise, but also readiness for conflict. That she expected conflict.

She knew who I was.

I opened the door and met her bright green eyes with my blazing yellow, "Take me to your real estate laws. The fate of your planet is at stake," I ordered her. A name tag pinned to a light purple piece of fabric that covered her torso said her name was Barbara.

"Right this way," She agreed easily, offering a practiced smile that failed to hide her tension. She moved stiffly as she turned around, leading me inside of the building. A man looked up from the counter.

"Barbara? What… oh," he said, looking at me, his gaze roaming me. He threw on a much more genuine smile, "Let me know if I can help you with anything." He said, giving Barbara a pointed look. He didn't seem to know who I was.

I looked around -- looking at… "What are these things?" I questioned, grabbing a book from a shelf that was weighed down heavily by them. Barbara tensed, looking over her shoulder at me.

"They're books," she pointed out, her voice so tightly constrained that it was clear she intensely disliked me. I opened it and saw pages filled with letters.

That helped click it into place. I'm pretty sure I had liked books when I was human, but they hadn't been a priority when I searched for human memories to keep. Now, when I looked at them, all I saw was…

"A primitive and wasteful way to store information," I decided, returning the book to the shelf.

"Well, no one asked you," Barbara retorted. "Just follow me," she said, frustration leaking into her tone.

I looked at her back and let out a small sigh before my gaze drifted over to a computer. Also very primitive but better than books. "I'm not impressed by this casual attempt at sabotage," I told her, making Barbara go very still. Slowly, she turned around to meet my gaze, and despite her best efforts to hide it, there was fear there. "I'm allowing the Justice League a chance to convince me. An action I took in good faith. But, there's no point in it if you're going to not return that good faith."

Barbara tensed, turning around fully as she adopted a slightly puzzled expression, "I'm sorry, I don't-"

"Yes, you do. You know exactly who I am. Are you a member of the Justice League as well?" I questioned her, crossing my arms as I stared her down. I'm sure she could fool humans all day long with that act, but she already tipped her hand. "You were ready to fight me the moment I arrived. I don't know much of your race, but I know that is not the typical reaction to being surprised."

Barbara said nothing for a long moment, silently considering her options. "Or, maybe, I'm not happy with the guy that beat up Robin suddenly being here." She pointed out, making me tilt my head in thought.

"You have a connection to Robin?" I questioned, but that explained it. Robin had discovered my existence with something called the Batcomputer. Given that the Justice League was Earth's most powerful heroes, it seemed odd that she could be a member and still be in this building. She should be preparing for battle now in the event… in the likely case that the talks fall through.

Barbara offered a stiff nod but said nothing.

"Robin fought well. There is no shame in losing to a superior opponent," I offered some consolidation, but it sounded empty to my own ears. Robin fought with the belief that the entire world was at stake. No matter how well he fought, he had still lost. That wasn't a defeat that he would be able to swallow easily, I'm guessing. I knew I wouldn't. She continued to glare at me, prompting a sigh but I said nothing.

There wasn't a point. Nothing I could say would make her less angry with me, so I would only be wasting my breath and time.

"The real estate laws," I said, prompting her to return to the subject at hand. "I will be checking various sources, so tamper with them at your own risk." I warned her -- I had no tolerance for fools.

"Or you'll execute me?" She questioned, an edge in her tone to match mine. She wasn't backing down. Barbara was brave, I would give her that.

I stared into her eyes, "Yes," I confirmed, my voice flat. I offered no other explanation. If she was foolish enough to tamper with the records, knowing that I would be checking various sources, then she was a fool that was putting the entire planet at risk because of her personal feelings. Not only would she be a fool, but she'd be a traitor.

Barbara met my gaze for a long moment, seeing the sincerity of my answer. She looked away, "Then you'll want the primitive storage method then. I doctored the files when Robin told me you were looking to debate real estate laws." She admitted, and I nodded.

I wasn't angry or even surprised. I would be disappointed if she hadn't -- when the world was at stake, every possible recourse was acceptable. That being said, I was annoyed that she would think I would be so foolish that I wouldn't verify the information that I received.

"Lead the way," I ordered, and Barbara did exactly that. She led me to a table towards the back of the library that was sparsely populated with other people reading up on the law. Turning to a shelf, she looked at me.

"This is what we have on real estate laws." She informed me before she stepped back. My gaze went to the book titles before I picked one that said for idiots. It would give me a foundational understanding to build off of. Ignoring the fact that the others at the table were looking at me, and Barbara was hovering as if she thought she was some sort of deterrent, I began to read.

I was right -- books were a primitive storage device for information. References to various laws and clauses and cases had to be looked up manually, which made the process take longer. Before long, I had a pile of books on the table that I flipped through to absorb the information within.

In terms of studies, I was possibly the most learned Saiyan alive. Technician, my old mentor, had seen to that. At first, learning had simply been a way to create more advanced techniques -- much like learning about biology to create the Medicine Ball, but at some point, I just began to enjoy it. It scratched an itch that I couldn't always satisfy by training.

Even by sitting down and doing math equations, I was still improving in some way.

So, studying was something I was used to, but it was still hours later that I came to my conclusion.

"According to your laws, Earth is still mine," I remarked to Barbara, standing up as I closed a book.

Barbara's lips tugged into a frown, watching me pick up the books to return them to their rightful places. "... Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," she admitted.

"It's also a convoluted mess that's needlessly complicated," I added, returning the books to the shelves. "Precedence is a foolish thing to base the law on. Judges are not created equal. A foolish decision should not be used to determine the outcome of another trial even if they are similar," I continued, finding myself continuously dissatisfied with the situation.

"Laws are built based on what society deems fair. There are outliers, but most cases fall inside a normal threshold. Precedence gives validity to the outcome of a trial and the punishments for the convicted." Barbara argued, crossing her arms as all the books were returned to where they belong.

"For humans. My empire stretches across millions of planets and is populated with hundreds of thousands of races that each have different needs, cultures, and desires. Law built on precedence can not work for my empire. In a decade it will be too messy and inconsistent. The law needs to be consistent, simple, and fair to all," I responded, my answer catching her off guard based on the look she gave me.

Her eyes narrowed ever so slightly, "You weren't just researching how to take earth from us?" Barbara questioned, a frown in her tone.

"My empire is filled with freed slaves that just left a war beyond your comprehension. I understand that my legal ownership of Earth is a big deal for you, but it is not for me. I have more pressing concerns," I dismissed. Overall, my stay in this library had been informative, but ultimately disappointing. Though it was nice that I could argue that the ownership of Earth could be settled using their own law system -- at least giving me legal ownership of America -- I didn't solve my more glaring concerns.

My empire needed stability. It needed more than me issuing orders to function. I had hoped that I would find the perfect system, but instead, I found a system that I knew I didn't want.

"You're right -- Earth is a big deal to us humans. It's our home," she pointed out, meeting my gaze.

"That changes nothing," I told her bluntly. How many races had been displaced from the war if they weren't outright exterminated? My own race lost our home planet. It was like talking to a brick wall that thought that a pebble was the only pebble in existence. In the end, I… I don't think we could understand each other.

Barbara's view -- humanity's view -- was just too narrow in scope.

"Thank you for your time," I told her, walking by Barbara. I heard her taking in a breath to say something, but whatever it was, she swallowed it down. A good thing too. I wasn't interested in listening to her complaints, though it was for reasons other than I found them irritating.

A powerful presence entered my range. A powerful one that moved at great speeds. Feeling a ki signature wasn't as accurate as a scouter, so I was forced to rely on comparisons. The one that just entered the city limits… the only one that I could compare it to was Frieza. Whoever they were, they were stronger than me at my best. However, that didn't mean my defeat was certain.

I strode out of the library just as the presence dropped down into view. A man that was nearly a half foot taller than me, his hair short and wind kissed. His face was marked with a strong jawline that contrasted his soft baby blue eyes. He wore a skin-tight blue suit that revealed a powerful build, a red cape draped from his shoulders much like the kind that me and my brother used to wear as children.

Most noticeably was the symbol on his chest -- a shielded S.

My memories as a human were few and far in between. However, I knew that S, even if details escaped me.

"Superman, I presume?" I asked him, stepping outside of the library, undaunted.

Superman met my gaze, equally unflinching.

"You wanted to talk. So, let's talk."

...

I think I'm having too much fun having Tarble unknowingly fuck with the Justice League. Space Ghengis Khan shows up at your doorstep, so you expect a fight, and he just goes flying around checking out the sights. So, how do you react to that?

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I have to wonder how Tarble will feel when he finds out that Earth doesn't actually have a single set of real estate laws, and that not all of the jurisdictions involved even agree on basic stuff like whether judicial precedent is binding.
 
I have to wonder how Tarble will feel when he finds out that Earth doesn't actually have a single set of real estate laws, and that not all of the jurisdictions involved even agree on basic stuff like whether judicial precedent is binding.
Hilariously enough his idea of working within the rules of the system is making things harder on him. What he really needed to do was to announce to the world his status as their legal ruler and ask any the countries of the world to acknowledge him as head of state. Whoever takes the offer first gets the interstellar spaceport built in their country, with all the economic and technologic benefits that implies, including their country's power needs being met essentially forever.

Yeah, sure, he's going to end up ruling earth from Africa or something, but who cares. All of Earth is undeveloped and technologically backwards by his standards. It may actually be easier to build up an area less developed.
 
Hilariously enough his idea of working within the rules of the system is making things harder on him. What he really needed to do was to announce to the world his status as their legal ruler and ask any the countries of the world to acknowledge him as head of state. Whoever takes the offer first gets the interstellar spaceport built in their country, with all the economic and technologic benefits that implies, including their country's power needs being met essentially forever.

Yeah, sure, he's going to end up ruling earth from Africa or something, but who cares. All of Earth is undeveloped and technologically backwards by his standards. It may actually be easier to build up an area less developed.
Given the Saiyans' deathworlder proclivities and the tech they have available, I have to imagine he could plunk down a big ol' base in the middle of the western Australian outback or the depths of the Sahara where population density is approximately zero, as a simple way to sidestep most practical complaints from locals.

Though, if he wants to put up a space elevator, some quick internet research tells me the best possible geographic location would be either in Ecuador or offshore between that country and the Galapagos Islands, because quirks of geography and oceanograpy mean the region is basically immune to hurricanes.

I feel like some kind of intentionally ambiguous non-aggression pact could be on the table for a sufficiently enterprising country, where the country's government specifically doesn't recognize Tarble's claim of sovereignty but does welcome his organization as a trading and investment partner under some suitably agreed-upon framework of international law (which happens to be conveniently identical to whatever framework of law that Tarble's sovereignty would impose). The relationship between Taiwan and China is a significant inspiration for my line of thought here, as they both officially disagree on major points of each others' sovereignty but also both 'coincidentally' keep to a legal framework that allows trade and investment to flow both ways.
 
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Given the Saiyans' deathworlder proclivities and the tech they have available, I have to imagine he could plunk down a big ol' base in the middle of the western Australian outback or the depths of the Sahara where population density is approximately zero, as a simple way to sidestep most practical complaints from locals.

Though, if he wants to put up a space elevator, some quick internet research tells me the best possible geographic location would be either in Ecuador or offshore between that country and the Galapagos Islands, because quirks of geography and oceanograpy mean the region is basically immune to hurricanes.

I feel like some kind of intentionally ambiguous non-aggression pact could be on the table for a sufficiently enterprising country, where the country's government specifically doesn't recognize Tarble's claim of sovereignty but does welcome his organization as a trading and investment partner under some suitably agreed-upon framework of international law (which happens to be conveniently identical to whatever framework of law that Tarble's sovereignty would impose). The relationship between Taiwan and China is a significant inspiration for my line of thought here, as they both officially disagree on major points of each others' sovereignty but also both 'coincidentally' keep to a legal framework that allows trade and investment to flow both ways.
Sayans have intersteller craft smaller than your car and basically unlimited power generators. Why build a space elevator unless you are doing a crazy amount of space lift? I imagine a basic spaceport is essentially a big landing pad with warehouses near it.
 
Sayans have intersteller craft smaller than your car and basically unlimited power generators. Why build a space elevator unless you are doing a crazy amount of space lift? I imagine a basic spaceport is essentially a big landing pad with warehouses near it.
Why build train tracks when you have cargo trucks? Economy of scale and the benefits of being able to move extremely large shipments in single bulk loads don't go away just because you can into space, especially given that it makes for faster and easier onloading and offloading.

Plus, it would make for an extremely visible symbol, both literally and figuratively, of his intentions to build in a way that will benefit the locals (just think of the sheer number of jobs a space elevator would provide!) rather than being a destructive conquerer.
 
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So supes is around Frieza powerlevel... fair. Especialy since the has a similar weakness of never have realy thought a superior opponent or being used to do battle between equals. His personal bagage is his aquiles hell here, Darksider or not, one doesn't go from holding back his entire life to death match exper at the drop of a hat, especialy with Tarble going out of his way to shield human population from harm. This will take the wind out of his sails as there is no urgency in stop him, this put heroes outside their confort zone. Batman wont be able to lure him to trap since this would put the population at risk too so only Diana would be more familiar with duels.
 
Hmm. It seems like they deliberately let him finish researching first. Probably as a diplomatic decision. I don't think they have a way to stop collateral damage if Tarble cuts loose. He could just spam city destroying blasts. I wonder if some of them have a better grasp of Tarble's personality due to questioning Broly about him? Well, if Shayera actually took him to Earth that is. Can't imagine them not asking Broly for info.
 
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Please 🙏 Have Tarble verbally rip into Lantern Jordan about being just like the Oans not properly informing his very own homeworld about Earth's sale and Tarble himself if he was really so worried.🥺
 
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Please 🙏 Have Tarble verbally rip into Lantern Jordan about being just like the Oans not properly informing his very own homeworld about Earth's sale and Tarble himself if he was really so worried.🥺
In defense of Hal he only met Tarble twice, both being instances of him systematically murdering his foes (most of the time Jordan's Friends/allies) without any signs of regret and any source of knowledge Jordan had to work off of besides cartoons for info on Tarble was his body count, achievements, and his own experience.

Plus we really haven't seen what the league's info is fully on the subject of Tarble and their planet. Robin only knew so much from him snooping through Bat's computer and no one would expect the guy with such a horrific body count that could drown countries to act so civil.

This wasn't an act of holding back certain critical information, this was Hal not having even the slightest clue as to who Tarble is outside of a Monster,
 
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1. I never argued for accuracy of Jordan's details and your reasons don't work to convince me because I already took them into account and agreed with them because they are fairly obvious before I posted.
2. I want this because it'd be hilarious. Especially that look of eating a sour lemon on Jordan's face.
3. To ague a point from u: no we don't know how much he revealed but from the fact that Robin even had to dig around the Batcomputer to find out what should have been known every major hero and governmental intelligence agency in order for Lantern Jordan to have adequately informed his home planet of Earth bill of sale. Should be a strong, reliable indicator that Jordan didn't. Furthermore one detail Jordan does know is that Tarble is Earth's legal owner. Tarble told him he was in their first encounter even told him he can check the Trade Organization's records. Which must be publicly available on some level to do so.
Other than that. I do understand Jordan's belief in Tarble genociding the planet. It's literally how these planetary sales go and his species are the ones who do it. For Tarble to not do that and consider the original inhabitants his citizens makes him an outlier.
TD;LR it's amuses me, Jordan didn't lie but he still omitted important facts to relavent parties. At least till future chapters say otherwise.

Edit: To use something Ideas-Guy said: They prepped (inadequately in my opinion) for Genghis Khan to come and pillage only for him to sight see to soon find out he isn't attacking because is under the impression that everything is already his!
 
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This chapter just continues to show how great Tarble is.

A lesser Saiyan would have been defeated by the sheer morass of terror that is real estate law, like that stuff is beyond power levels. ;)
 
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"No," I dismissed him, "I need time to investigate your real estate laws. I can say with certainty that America is mine, but I understand that Earth is very fractured in terms of unity. I will have to visit all the nations on earth to compare," I told him, the Kryptonian not so much as blinking as he leveled a look at me.

"And if you find that they don't support your case?" He questioned in an even tone.

"Buyout, I suppose," I said with a small shrug. "There are other planets that humans can be relocated to. I'm sure that the Federation will welcome them."

Superman's eyes narrowed, "Then why not go to one of those other planets?"

"Why don't you?" I returned the question without hesitation. "You are quite powerful. Stronger than me even. But you stayed on this small, rather unremarkable planet. You may look like a human, but you are anything but."

His eyebrows drew together, not predicting this line of questioning. "Earth is my home," he pointed out. His tone left no room for argument. That's how he felt, stated as simple as fact.

"Hm. As I understand it, home is where the heart is," I pointed out. "You have the physical capacity to throw this planet into the sun. Given that you are a Kryptonian under a yellow sun, it would be simple for you to build a spacecraft capable of serving as a colony ship. Why not leave Earth and find another planet and start new Krypton? Why not save your race from dying out with you?"

The more I spoke, the more uncertain Superman appeared. It was easy to see that he was suspecting that he was being led into a verbal trap, but he wasn't. It was a genuine question, though it was one that his reaction answered better than words could.

Small. For all his power, Superman had such a small view of everything. He could probably fly to another planet in the system in a couple of hours while holding his breath, but he just… didn't. He could push a planet into the green zone to promote a natural atmosphere forming, but he didn't.

It was just so different. For years, I had looked at how my actions should shape the galaxy and trillions of lives. We were on two completely opposite extremes in view, it would seem. The people of Earth only thought of Earth as the center of the universe because they didn't comprehend just how vast the galaxy is. And they didn't understand how small and narrow their scope of vision was from where I stood.

I sighed, finding myself disappointed. "I grow tired of repeating myself -- Earth is my property, and the inhabitants of Earth are my citizens. Not slaves, citizens. That includes you if you so wish it. I am not Frieza. I won't genocide a race because I find it convenient."

"Only in war, huh?" Superman prodded, making my eyes narrow a fraction.

"Yes. A war you have no right to speak of because, for all of your strength, you sat on this rock and did nothing," I returned with a biting remark. "You had the power to make a difference and you did nothing with it."

That remark seemed to sting a little, I saw because Superman met my glare with one of his own, though it was lacking any real anger, "I didn't know about the war." He argued, and that…

Small. Narrow. So very small and narrow.

"You would have if you bothered flying a couple of light-years out of the system. The Vega system isn't that far from here, and it was there trillions of lives were snuffed out in the final battle of the war. You could have flown there and been back in time for dinner," I said, finding myself annoyed. Angry, even. "You had every chance to learn about the war. You had every opportunity to interfere to make a difference. You could have stopped me. You could have stopped Frieza. You could have stopped the Reach. Yet, you didn't."

I expected anger in response to my words, but Superman looked more ashamed than anything. I took in a breath and let it out.

"Judge me for my actions all you like. But don't presume to speak of the War of Light when you weren't there," I said, walking past him. I heard him let out a sigh of his own before he was quick to follow me.

"I… understand that the trade Organization legally owned Earth," he admitted, catching my attention. "But the people of Earth don't want to live under the thumb of a tyrant."

"Frieza is dead," I pointed out, looking at him flatly.

"I meant you," he pointed out. Ah. That made sense.

I frowned as I floated up, Superman joining me. It seemed that my admission that he was stronger than me put him at ease. How very short-sighted. "I haven't done anything worthy of calling me a tyrant," I argued. My first action as a true ruler was to end a galaxy-spanning war. I freed countless people from slavery. I wasn't Frieza. I didn't enslave races. I didn't torment people for my own amusement. I didn't murder those under me for mistakes, or for doing their jobs because I felt like it. I was in no way a tyrant.

Superman looked down at Gotham as if he was uncertain how to phrase his next words. "But you have come to Earth, laying claim to it regardless of the wishes of those that live here." He pointed out, turning his gaze to me.

"That isn't the actions of a tyrant. They're the actions of a King. Whether the people of Earth like it or not, I do have a claim to Earth. I'm also giving you the chance to argue against that claim. Should you fail to, if being a citizen of my empire is so distasteful, then I will arrange transport to the Federation." I argued, frowning at him.

"Not the Trade Organization?" He asked, and that was an odd question. He was fishing for information.

"Did you not receive my broadcast? I have left the Trade Organization. Not only would humanity be enslaved by the Trade Organization, Cooler would likely exterminate the race to prove a point to me," I told him, earning a sharp look from Superman. "Those are the actions of a tyrant," I added to drive my point home.

Superman was silent for a moment, so I looked around. Overall, Gotham had proven to be disappointing. I didn't care for the city, nor its living conditions. As of right now, fixing it would be my first priority. But, I suspected that it would get bumped down the list the more I inspected Earth. Looking over, I saw another city in the distance so I began flying over, uncaring of my new self-appointed guard that was trying to debate the definition of a tyrant with me. As if he knew the meaning of the word.

"That's Metropolis," Superman pointed out as we neared, "it's the city that I protect. It's my home. And who is Cooler? I thought the leader of the Trade Organization was Frieza?"

So, they didn't get my broadcast. But surely the Titans would have passed on that information, wouldn't they? I did mention it, right? Were they purposely withholding it or did they mistake the importance and forget to mention it?

"He was. I killed him," I answered bluntly, flying over Metropolis. It was better than Gotham. Much better. It still seemed rather primitive overall -- glass, steel, and concrete serving as the building materials still, but it seemed to be a much better version. Clean streets, nothing appeared broken, no graffiti for the most part… however, my gaze dipped down to the ocean. Where a bridge connected Gotham and Metropolis. "You only protect a city?"

It was the same problem I saw in Gotham on a much larger scale. The sheer disparity in quality was right next to each other. A simple bridge connected the two cities, yet one was on the verge of collapse and the other was a shining example of was a city should be. Where was the logic?

"With your power, you could protect all of Earth. Is there a reason why you aren't?" I asked him, picking the tallest building. A Lexcorp, based on the sign. This city was better. It felt healthier, more alive. Was that because Superman focuses all of his attention on one small city? It seemed utterly backward.

Superman opened his mouth to make a comment but swallowed it down. However it was easy enough to guess what he had been about to say.

"Other than protecting it from me, naturally," I remarked in a sarcastic tone. Superman winced ever so slightly, the remark hitting the nail on the head.

"There are… some laws in place. The Justice League is held accountable by the UN," he said, but I could hear what he didn't say just as easily. A dismissive scoff escaped me.

So very small, narrow, and apparently stupid.

"It keeps us accountable. Unchecked power, no matter how many good intentions you have, will always lead to disaster," Superman pressed, standing next to me with his arms crossed. "The world wasn't ready for the appearance of people like me, Wonder Woman, or Martian Manhunter. Just like it wasn't ready for those with the power to ignore the law, and the lives of others."

"You restrained yourselves to put those in charge at ease. It's understandable. Admirable, even," I said, taking a seat on the ledge of the Lexcorp building. "But if those restrictions are so binding that you are unable to take a thirty-second flight to Gotham and stop the man who has just been murdered as we speak, then you gave those in power too much power over you," I told him, making him look down at me as I made an effort to remember the presence that fled the scene of said crime.

Superman mulled that over, "Is this the part where you say that those restrictions would be lifted if the Justice League accepts you as the owner of Earth?" He asked, sounding like he thought I was trying to manipulate him. It was a sad thing, because I had just been poking holes in his argument.

"Is it up to you?" I asked him, looking out at the city. "Or is it this UN that I have to convince?" That was the thing about willingly giving up power -- you had less power. I'm sure the Justice League would be unhappy if the UN did accept my ownership of Earth, but would they do anything about it other than grit their teeth and suffer in silence? "To answer your question -- yes, I would. But you would be responsible for more than just a single city. I think I would like something similar to the Justice League in my empire. Autonomous agents protecting parts of my empire from external and internal threats."

That was the goal to turn my race into -- protectors. But… that was going to be a long, bumpy road. My people were a warlike species, and like me, they grew up at war. We didn't know anything but war. I was leading them into peace when I had just discovered what it was myself. The blind leading the blind, as it were.

"You aren't going to convince them. Or us," Superman pointed out. "As you said -- you're being judged for your actions during the war. Harshly." He admitted before he took a seat next to me. "Not just for the war either. Within five minutes of landing on Earth, you murdered a man in cold blood. Perhaps you are right that I have no right to judge you for the war, but I can judge you for that."

"Adonis was a coward that betrayed his team by attempting to flee. He had no clue that I wouldn't kill and eat them. Or this planet. He was a coward. I sentenced him to die for it. Which I believe is in my right as king," I dismissed, feeling… disgusted with Adonis all over again. The traitor deserved worse. His power armor was not so impressive as to forgive that betrayal to his team and his planet.

"That might hold some weight if Earth recognized you as it's king. But it doesn't and we don't," Superman argued. "I'll admit, this has gone down very differently than I expected, but I cannot accept you murdering whoever you find disagreeable."

I looked at him, cocking an eyebrow. "Is this where you ask me to turn myself in?" I asked him, earning a thin-lipped look from Superman, his dark blue eyes conveying the message that yes, this was when he asked that.

"You murdered a man, Tarble," he told me, almost sounding sorry for the fact that I didn't understand that I did something wrong.

Only I didn't agree that I had. "I executed him," I corrected. "The world will be better off."

"You argued that you weren't a tyrant -- don't you see that executing a man without due process is wrong? No one man should play judge, jury, and executioner. Especially not men in the position that we are in," He argued, his tone as unbending as his narrow moral outlook.

I shook my head, "If I were a tyrant, I would have dragged out his friends and family and had them draw straws to see who lives and who dies as punishment for his actions."

Superman leaned back ever so slightly, his eyes narrowing in an unspoken question.

"When I was… four years old or so, I saw Frieza do exactly that with an entire race when they refused to immediately surrender their planet and accept that they were now his slaves. One of them ended up joining the 501st, my military unit a few years later," I explained. "That is a tyrant. The execution of Adonis was completely justified. He was a traitor and traitors are executed. Do I need to pick up one of your law books to prove that to you?"

However, Superman shook his head, even if he looked a bit stricken by the story. "Perhaps that would be true if you were the secular power in the United States, but you aren't." He continued to argue the point.

It was becoming increasingly clear that neither of us would back down from our positions. He called it murder, I saw it as a justified execution.

"That depends entirely on how you look at it. My laws superseded the laws of this planet. I am… the Federal government to your state government," I recalled the convoluted mess from the law books I had studied. "Whether it was murder or a legal execution is a matter of semantics until you can definitively disprove that Earth is not my property. Then it would be a case of a foreign power executing a man on your soil. Though, as I understand, I would fall under diplomatic immunity… immunities which are ridiculously broad."

Superman frowned, "You're using the law as a weapon," he pointed out.

"A little," I could admit that much. "But it's a learning experience for me as well. As of right now, my empire has no laws officially. Millions of planets, trillions of citizens, and hundreds of thousands of races. My legal structure must be fair across the board. Your laws have been instructive on what not to do."

"Would these laws be applicable to you as well?" Superman questioned, and it sounded like a genuine question. I wouldn't say that he was going as far to revise his opinion on me, but he was trying to find something to work with. Because, despite all of his strength, he wasn't looking for a fight. He wanted to be able to reason with me.

However, I shrugged. "As much as they can be. In the end, it's not an easy thing to check a king's power. A court of my peers would always be biased one way or the other. When I can effortlessly destroy my opposition, it makes it unlikely to form."

Superman nodded, seemingly agreeing with my view. "Is that what happened with Frieza?" He asked me, sounding curious, but it was a loaded question. Even a fool could see that.

"The entire Cold Family," I answered. "They were all incredibly powerful. They could destroy planets and armies effortlessly. The war only went on for as long as it did because they couldn't be bothered to end it. Cooler profited from the war too much to make it stop, even if he saw it as overall wasteful. King Cold couldn't be bothered to come out of retirement. Frieza just enjoyed the death and destruction."

My hands curled into fists and I only realized when I looked down at them. "It was only recently that anyone could stand up to Frieza. And even then, without Bardock… and the Warworld, Frieza would have likely killed me and my race out of spite." Frieza was still the single most powerful entity that I had encountered. I'm unsure if that would ever change. He had been stronger than me when he only used half of his true power.

Without Bardock, I would be dead. Without the Warworld, I'm uncertain if I could have lasted long enough to deal a finishing blow rather than pushing Frieza into a black hole.

"Genocide should never be an option. Much less the default one," Superman remarked, earning a dull look from me as I unclenched my hands.

"The rest of the galaxy disagrees. At least everyone I've met seems to think so." How many in the Federation or Trade Organization or the Reach would kill every last Saiyan if they had a chance? How many of them thought the galaxy would be a better place without any of us? I'm guessing that the answer was a lot. And, to that, Superman looked away.

I couldn't say for certain, but it seemed like those blinders that kept his eyes solely on Earth, on this city, were becoming a little loose. I imagine that finding out that trillions were killed on your metaphorical galactic doorstep would do that.

Better to let him mull over his own conclusions on the matter. I had no interest in explaining myself or my actions. I understood that my actions were evil. I made no excuses or justifications for that irrefutable fact. In light of it all, I… I don't think I could defend them even if I wanted to. The entire war had been a gross waste of life for petty profit margins. But that didn't change what I did. It just made my reasons feel hollow.

A hand went to my necklace, pinching the green Lantern ring and the knucklebone it rested on. I had my reason. The galaxy might not care for it, but it was mine.

"I'm going to continue to explore Earth. If you're going to follow me, then make yourself inconspicuous. I wish to observe what civilian life looks like without distractions," I told Superman as I stood up.

He rose to his feet as well, giving me an even look. "We aren't done here, Tarble. You murdered a man."

"Executed," I corrected again. "You strike me as a good man, Superman," I told him, and he seemed a bit caught off guard by the praise. "But, for all of your power and kindness, you don't understand how vast the universe is. If we fight and you somehow defeat me, then what happens?"

He met my gaze evenly, knowing that this was a leading question. "You tell me," he said instead, unwilling to take the bait.

"My empire is in shambles. It was forged in war and for the entirety of its existence, it has merely been a tool for me to win the War of Light. That has changed with the death of Frieza, the war ending, and my leaving the Trade Organization," I told him, my tone blunt. "We have no laws. No economy. The only thing holding the Empire together is the fact it is mine. The only thing stopping our enemies from attacking is me -- I killed Frieza and for the entirety of my life, I have been at war. I mastered it, until the entire galaxy declared me their enemy, and they were still defeated."

Superman clenched his jaw, and I think he got a peek at it. At the scope of the ramifications his actions would have. He could defeat me. He was strong enough to. Just like how I was strong enough to potentially defeat him. And with my defeat, my empire would fall apart. The Federation would invade. The Trade Organization would ravage my empire to reclaim their slaves. The Reach would invade for revenge and to reclaim their lost territory.

"Unless you are willing to step up to ensure that countless people aren't killed and enslaved on a galactic scale, then it is in your best interest to let me observe humanity and their laws," I told him.

Superman scowled, "You're hiding behind civilians," he accused, an edge in his voice.

"I hide behind no one. Actions have consequences, Superman. All of them. Unfortunately, it's not just a matter of being the larger you are, the harder you fall -- the larger you are, the more people you crush when you hit the ground," I told him, and there was a flicker of surprise in his eyes. It took me a moment to figure out why -- that was a human idiom, wasn't it? "I'm willing to fight you over this. It's simpler. But you are a good man, Superman. If you defeat me, then you will be compelled to protect my empire -- both from collapse and its enemies."

There was a moment of silence as our eyes met. Superman was not the type to be daunted by something like that. "And if you defeat me, then Earth will be as good as yours, is that it?"

"No. But, I imagine that after defeating you, the Justice League would be lesser for it. After I defeat them, then Earth is mine," I told him. That was the impasse that we stood at. No matter what, everyone would win.

If I was defeated by the Justice League, Superman and his allies would be compelled to fill the void I would leave behind. If I won, then Earth would be mine, the citizens of Earth would have a choice of their next action to stay or leave, then Earth would be turned into the Saiyan home planet and the Capital of my empire. From where I stood, there seemed to be no downsides. Though, based on the look I was getting, that wasn't a sentiment that Superman shared.

I said nothing else, simply meeting his gaze and letting him pick which road that we went down -- violence or diplomacy? I think both of us would prefer the former. It was simpler, less messy, and faster. But both came with issues and stakes that had to be considered.

"We will be keeping a close eye on you," Superman stated, making his choice. His tone was firm and even, not saying the words lightly. It was clear that he found the idea distasteful, but it was easy to guess his reasoning.

He needed time. Time to prepare the Justice League's arguments on why Earth wasn't mine. More than that, he needed time to think about the situation -- the Justice League and I were going to come into conflict. That much was inevitable. If not over the topic of the ownership of Earth, then my actions during the war, if not that then the execution of Adonis. No matter what, we were going to come to blows. They would find a reason.

So, he chose diplomacy to give himself and the Justice League time. Time to consider what happened next if I was defeated. If I was victorious. If I simply changed my mind and left Earth altogether.

"I'd be disappointed if you weren't," I responded, dismissing his warning. And with that, I stepped off the building and plummeted to the ground. Once again, I slowed myself down until I lightly landed in front of the Lexcorp building. A few people flinched back, looking to me, then up at the sky, then back to me. I ignored them as I walked down the streets, feeling Superman's gaze on me as I crossed a street. Then I felt him dart off to a different part of the city, I'm guessing to communicate with the Justice League.

I let out a sigh as I walked, watching people go about their day. I wasn't sure if it was one of disappointment or relief.

Part of me wanted to just get it over with. I knew we were going to fight, so just skip straight to the fight. But I kept that part in check. Waiting helped me just as much as it helped them. For example…

"You, human," I started, stopping a random man on the street by placing a hand on his shoulder. He stopped cold to look at me, his expression confrontational until that bled away when he met my gaze. "What do humans do to relax?"

The man looked like he had no clue what I had just said, and feared that the wrong answer would mean death. Still, he found his courage and answered. "I… go to a coffee shop… and read while drinking coffee…?" He tried, swallowing thickly.

That sounded a great deal like doing nothing. "I see. Where is the nearest available coffee shop?" I asked him, letting go of his shoulder when he pointed to the building next to us. I looked inside through the glass planes at something that resembled a mess hall, but far less organized and smaller.

"Thank you, human," I told him before I went to enter the shop. There was a ding to announce my arrival. A few people sitting at the tables stopped their idle chatter to look at me. I ignored them before taking my place at the back of the line, the people before me looking up at a board marked with names and prices before picking one. They handed over a green piece of crumpled fabric in exchange for a cup filled with what I presumed was coffee.

Once again, I was confronted by my lack of understanding of an economy. Money, in the end, was nothing I ever truly cared for or even understood. The extent of my experience with it was making sure the income was higher than the expenses, but I never interacted with how that happened directly. Or understood the value of those two numbers. Ada'la had run that aspect of my empire during the war -- all that I had cared about was that my empire made money and goods, which I then used to support the war effort. Now, not only did my empire more than double in size, but Vegeta's had been in a considerable amount of debt and the war was now over.

Ada'la had yet to respond to my idea of restarting the economy from scratch, but there was a fundamental issue that I had to address first -- what gave a good value? What made it worth a seemingly arbitrary amount of money?

"Welcome to… is that a tail?" The woman behind the counter started to greet me, before looking at the tail coiled around my waist. Her name was Danny according to her name tag.

"It is, Danny. I would like to try coffee," I told her, looking up at the board, though I still saw her look a bit put out by me knowing her name. Not sure why. Wasn't that what the name tag was for? The names and prices of coffee meant absolutely nothing to me. I couldn't understand the difference between a latte and a frappuccino.

Danny blinked a few times, seemingly very excited, "So, you're, like, an alien? Like Superman?"

"No. I am a Saiyan, he is a Kryptonian. What is a latte?" I asked her, frowning at the board.

"Oh, it's… espresso and milk heated up with steam. You can add syrups or simple sugar if you like -- my favorite is white chocolate chips melted down with a little bit of raspberry syrup," she told me, sounding very excited.

I had no clue what any of those things were. "I will try that, then." I decided, figuring I had to start somewhere. I would drink my coffee, sit in the store, and watch humans go about their daily life.

The war was over. It would stay over. I understood the military, but if I was going to lead my citizens, I needed to understand my civilians.

"That'll be three twenty," Danny said, a giddy smile on her face.

I tilted my head, "I have no currency of Earth." I admitted to her -- this was an oversight on my part. I was used to receiving the things I needed by asking for them. They would be paid for automatically from one of my various accounts -- which were now filled with useless currency considering that it was Trade Organization credits. I could trade them for Earth currency, in theory, but that would be a trade in bad faith. "Do you accept valuable minerals?"

Danny appeared a bit hesitant, but still excited, "Like… gold? Yeah, I think we can accept that?" She said though it sounded like a question. I doubted that it was their policy, but she didn't want to tell me no. That shouldn't be the case, but I've ignored my fair share of military guidelines until I was in a position to rewrite them.

"I will be back before you are done," I told her before I walked outside of the coffee shop, where I crouched down and launched myself into the air. In seconds, I reached Earth's upper atmosphere-

"King Tarble? Do you come in?" I heard through my earpiece, "King Tarble?"

Hm. "Earth is blocking or transmissions. Are you in position?" I asked the fleets as I looked around me -- Earth seemed to be making an active effort to clutter up their orbit. If they didn't do something about it soon, then they wouldn't be able to send anything up at all without hitting space debris.

"We are at the edge of the system, sir," the head admiral answered me.

"Remain there for now. Earth has some unexpected developments. Have you performed a scan of the system?" I asked, looking around me. I really missed the Warworld. The mental connection I shared with the machine planet made things like this vastly simpler. "I'm looking for the nearest deposit of gold nearby."

In response to that, I received a set of coordinates to a small asteroid in Earth's orbit. I flew over towards it while that Admiral continued, "Do you require anything else, my king?"

I reached the rock and grabbed hold of it, With my hands coated in ki, I made quick work of cutting off the stone and lesser metals until only gold remained. It was a couple of tons of it based on my estimation. Grabbing it, I turned back to Earth, "No. Work on subverting the jamming tech -- I need constant updates and I can't afford to pop back into orbit at all times."

"Of course, my king," the admiral responded before I flew back down to Earth. Metropolis was easy to find, even without following Superman's ki signature. Lowering myself down to the ground, I looked to the massive amount of gold I carried above my head. Given that it was roughly the size of a car, I set it in one of the parking spots on the side of the street. People stopped to gawk, but I ignored them and cut off a sliver of the gold to pay for my coffee.

Danny didn't initially notice my return because she was busy talking into a phone. "-like, are all aliens just super good looking? Can't wait for mister smoldering eyes to- er," Danny cut herself off when I dropped the misshapen brick of gold on the counter. She whipped around, pointing the camera in my direction while she gaped at me, then the gold, then back at me.

"Is this sufficient?" I asked her, eyeing what I suspected to be my drink on the counter.

"Er… y-yeah. That's like, about… a thousand lattes?" She tried, gaping at the amount as she failed to so much as lift it. I nodded, glad to hear it before I grabbed my coffee. Glancing down at it, I brought it to my mouth and took a small sip. It tasted… good.

Good enough that I quickly took off the top to get rid of that small hole I was supposed to drink out of to gulp down the contents of the cup. Steam erupted from my mouth when I let out a small breath, tasting the sweet aftertaste of the coffee. Danny smiled broadly, looking thoroughly happy with herself. She should -- that was the single greatest thing I have tasted. My entire life, I only ate rations or meat from aliens -- sentient and animals alike.

It was the first time I've tasted anything so sweet in my life. "I would like as many of those as this will allow me," I decided, presenting the now empty cup back to her.

"I'd pay for one of those," I heard a woman say. Looking over, I saw a dark-haired woman with blue eyes in a form-fitting purple dress thing. When our eyes met, she stuck out a hand and her lips curled into a smile. "Lois Lane, journalist for the Daily Planet. Would you have time to answer a few questions, Mr…?"

"Tarble. King of the Saiyan race," I said, tentatively taking her hand to avoid crushing it.

This should be interesting.

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"I'd pay for one of those," I heard a woman say. Looking over, I saw a dark-haired woman with blue eyes in a form-fitting purple dress thing. When our eyes met, she stuck out a hand and her lips curled into a smile. "Lois Lane, journalist for the Daily Planet. Would you have time to answer a few questions, Mr…?"

Earth is bringing out the heavy guns.
 
Lois: "Honey, you're dealing with a politician here, not a supervillain. Move over, this is my beat, not yours."
 
"I'd pay for one of those," I heard a woman say. Looking over, I saw a dark-haired woman with blue eyes in a form-fitting purple dress thing. When our eyes met, she stuck out a hand and her lips curled into a smile. "Lois Lane, journalist for the Daily Planet. Would you have time to answer a few questions, Mr…?"

"Tarble. King of the Saiyan race," I said, tentatively taking her hand to avoid crushing it.

Welp. That interview's gonna change quite a few things. Now it'll be on the record that yeah, by Trade Federation laws, he owns the planet. If the Justice League knew that and didn't share, that's gonna shake people's trust in them. If they didn't know that, people are gonna want to know why not. Either way, things are about to get shaken up a lot in the socio-political landscape.

...huh. It just occurred to me that Tarble might get along pretty well with Black Adam if he approaches him correctly. Adam's a proud man who doesn't like to bow, but also a pragmatic man who is willing to do distasteful things for the good of the country he leads. I wonder which will win out when he and Tarble meet.
 
It was the first time I've tasted anything so sweet in my life. "I would like as many of those as this will allow me," I decided, presenting the now empty cup back to her.

Oh god. He's going to have a combination sugar and caffeine rush right as the JL assemble, isn't he? His heart'll be beating like an EDM concert, and he'll be going fast enough to make the Flash complain!
 
What kind of tons does Tarble use? Gold weights 19300 kg per cubic meter. Anything the size of a small car would weight, I don't know, about sixty-eighty thousand kg?
 
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What kind of tons does Tarble use? Gold weights 19300 kg per cubic meter. Anything the size of a small car would weight, I don't know, about sixty-eighty thousand kg?

Most likely it's pretty impure, and likely to be porous.

Still really hoping to see a JL-perspective chapter on the weird encounters they have with Tarble. :p
 
I'm gonna laugh if it comes to light that Tarbles claim on Earth is invalidated because the TO survey crew didn't file some paperwork and thus the TO never actually owned Earth to gift it.

People don't do the proper paperwork correctly all the time even in my small organization. A bureaucracy as big as the TO? You know that's happening all the time.
 
I'm gonna laugh if it comes to light that Tarbles claim on Earth is invalidated because the TO survey crew didn't file some paperwork and thus the TO never actually owned Earth to gift it.

People don't do the proper paperwork correctly all the time even in my small organization. A bureaucracy as big as the TO? You know that's happening all the time.

Eh, while it would be funny, the Trade Organization managed to avoid fighting the Gaurdians, despite their terrible crimes, because they crossed their ts and dotted their is. The Green Lantern Corps didn't hold back because they liked the business practices.
 
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