Glorious Shotgun Princess, Thread 3

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Two more of the long stemmed, empty glasses have joined their kin. The drink currently in front of Pria is dark purple and fizzy, with a cherry on top and an umbrella. "Where to begin." She sighs, staring down at the liquid. "Where should I begin?"

Tali leans back in the chair. A krogan dressed in a business suit shuffles by, muttering untranslated words on his omnitool in response to angry whispers in english. The quarian girl cocks an eyebrow and clicks her tongue. "Perhaps I'd start with how you are related to me?"

Pria nods. She picks up her drink, sipping it. Sipping it for long seconds. Holding it in place. Stalling.

"Right." She places it down, fingers tapping and both hands resting on either side of the glass. "The quarians are the descendants of my people." She blinks. "Which I have forgotten the original name of. But, needless to say, we were the absolute rulers of this galaxy."

She picks up the drink and sips again, wiping the purple residue off her lips with her sleeve. "Were, of course. Although, hm..." She bites her lip, tilting her head. Obviously lost in thought. Across from her, Tali taps her face plate.

"Okay. So...you're an ancestor species of mine, so. Why four fingers? Every single piece of art I've seen of Quarians always has us with three fingers, so this isn't a recent thing, is it?"

Pria shakes her head. An asari waitress shuffles by, replacing the empty thermos in front of Tali with a full one. "No, no. That was adaptation over time. On both our parts." She shrugs. "Quarians changing to the environment, and, well, I changed because I honestly didn't look like this, this is really the belief of ancestor and I actually had different shaped fingers and jaw and...um..."

She cups her breasts. "These were smaller." She cocks an eyebrow, lifting one, then the other. "These were a lot smaller. I mean, much smaller." She squeezes, blinking and pushing them together. "Wow. Wow I think I just found a hobby-"

"Pria. Back on topic. Our people." Tali snaps her fingers in front of the god. Pria looks up, releasing her chest. There is an appreciable bounce. "What. Happened?"

Pria balls her fist and coughs, shifting in her seat. She looks down. "That got rounder. Anyway!" She looks up. "There were five of us," she continues, "Arima was the Zenith, and the leader of our circle. We had a Dawn, we had an Eclipse, we had a Full Moon. When the Reapers attacked, only Arima escaped."

The god rubs her shoulder, running her hand down her arm. "I do not know the details. I know I was to made into the core soul of a Dreadnought. The ones you named after Sovereign. But Arima lead an attack on the site it was being constructed on. Saved a part of me, which was taken to Deus and made a god. But, it was just a part, so I was...muted."

Tali nods. "And you...our people?"

"Some ended up on Deus," Pria explains, "Some on other worlds. The largest, and the only group that survived, in the end, landed on Rannoch. Their culture destroyed, their history one of trauma, they started over."

She shakes her head, a small and wistful smile on her face. "The stories of our Circle, of the Exalted who guided their empire, twisted in myth and legend until we became Ancestors. And since only I remained, when they pray to the Ancestors, they pray to me."

Tali nods, mutely. Her fingers tap on the table, the soft sounds of the up-beat lounge music louder than Pria sipping her drink. "Anyway," the god continues, "It was...well, I wasn't really caring until Shepard destroyed Seeker- that's what the dreadnought was made into, Arima destroyed enough of it- because I was incomplete." She shakes her head. "I was a poor god for your people- our people- to pray to."

"Pray."

Pria nods. "When...well, the culture changed of course, because 'Ancestor' became ancestor worship, but it started with my Circle, so I still received prayer." She purses her lips from side to side. "I hear prayers, of course. And, that, combined with everything else since I became whole, makes things..." She sucks her teeth. "Awkward."

"Just the quarians?" Tali tilts her head. "Wait. Wait wait. The Geth absorbed the ancestor archives on Rannoch. Do they-"

"Yes they do," Pria snaps, and sighs, "Yes. The Geth pray. And it just sounds like EEEEEEEEE." She leans forward, bleating the sound. "EEEEEEE! EEEEEE! Thankfully, they're all worshipping Shepard now. Or Reegar."

She sips her drink. Tali continues staring. Then, both of them turn to the elcor that managed to sneak up on their table, with its eyes set entirely on Pria.

"With barely contained lust; I don't think I have ever seen you here before."

Pria blinks. Her cheeks flush purple. "Suggestively; Care to join me?"

Tali clears her throat. "Ah...the lady is with me."

The elcor turns, slowly. Its footsteps ripple over the surface of the syrupy drink in Pria's hand. "With teasing wistfullness; There is enough of me to go around."


Tali snaps her fingers, and snaps her arm out to grab a passing Asari waitress by the wrist. "Bill. Now." She tuns to Pria. "I think we should go."
 
You can't go wrong with an Elcor. They don't do this whole Subtle thing.
 
Anyone else kinda get the idea that Pria wouldn't exactly be completly aginst the idea of a little time with the The Fist of Dekuuna?
 
Fiach McCarthy said:
Anyone else kinda get the idea that Pria wouldn't exactly be completly aginst the idea of a little time with the The Fist of Dekuuna?
I actually think she would very very very much for it..

..ex-Chosen of VenusSerenity anyone? ;)
 
Fiach McCarthy said:
Anyone else kinda get the idea that Pria wouldn't exactly be completly aginst the idea of a little time with the The Fist of Dekuuna?
Previous snip had her staring wistfully at a Hanar. She's a bluesid. Who, albeit, was never very social and more into crafting. So she's got issues. Fetishes. Everything.

On a similar note, I have been as a writing exercise brainstorming a) John Shepard, aka Broshep, as a character, and b) how GSP would be different if he was the main character instead of Jane.

The answer so far: Harem.
 
linkhyrule5 said:
Ah. So when she does the whole "Swear to me" thing in Chapter 1, that's just drama, not an Eclipse Oath?

*was mildly confused on reread*
*shrugs* I dunno, my knowledge of exalted comes from this story and Cast in Gold
 
linkhyrule5 said:
Ah. So when she does the whole "Swear to me" thing in Chapter 1, that's just drama, not an Eclipse Oath?

*was mildly confused on reread*
Nopies. An Eclipse Oath is just an agreement- which, if broken, leads to bad things for the person. Critical botches, or failures which lead to bad consequences. A botch is a true fuckup. Like, for example, Han'Gerrel not realizing that the Geth Fleet has just returned to full operational strength and he should retreat- that's a botch.

Shepard used Enemy Castigating Solar Judgement: The target experiences intense guilt, shame, or remorse for an action that the Solar accuses them of.

She also combo'ed it with Second Presence Excellency- the rough notation is that you have a 50% chance of success with every dice roll. This charm makes it certain- 1 success for every two dice you can roll. She also stunted her anima, which was a 2 dot stunt.

So, Shepard both a) intimidated Nassana, and then b) made her feel such intense shame and terror that Nassana swore to be a good little girl. Then she stunted Contagion Curing Touch to punch the Kepral's Syndrome out of Thane.
 
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Distaff


Rolling his shoulders, he walks. Polished boots clap along the metal floor, his fingers brushing along the stubble lining his jaw. Green eyes glance from side to side, to the people waiting for him in the conference room. Joker, leaning on one of the spare tables, studiously buffing his nails. Liara, arms folded, standing at the conference table, face unreadable. Jacob, leaning on the table, stopping his conversation with EDI's holographic avatar to turn to the door. Miranda, turning from the AI to him, eyes both undressing him and planning his vivisection.

"Commander Shepard," she says, imperious cock of her head followed by the rolling of her shoulders, "You requested a general staff meeting. What's this about?"

He runs a hair through the short, messy red hair. Walking to the table, John Shepard places the duffle on the floor, zipping it open and pulling out a thick, fresh baked loaf of bread. "Sorry about that, Doctor Lawson. I had to get Rupert to help me with something."

He takes out paper plates, laying a stack on the table. A ream of cloth is placed on its side, next to a saucer of milk and a piece of raw chicken. "What is this?" Miranda asks. For effect, she gestures to the food.

Extending a finger, tapping it to his lips, he smirks. "Doctor Lawson, you've been trying to explain exactly what the powers I've been displaying are. I mean, in rational terms." He smiles. "But, well..." He shrugs.

"Here we go." Miranda rolls her eyes, cocking her hips. "I am a scientist, Commander. No matter how much you insist it is magic- which is insulting as you are a combat engineer- there is no such thing." Her eyes narrow. "As magic."

John smiles. "I'm hungry. Are you hungry?" He grabs the loaf of bread. "Let me make you lunch." Idly flipping the bread up, he lets it hang, vertical in the air before drawing his hand back. A deep breath, something flowing up and into his arm, he exhales.

And punches the bread. It explodes, into a dozen neat, thick slices. Two land on the plate, on either side. Grabbing the chicken, he squeezes, and it is cooked- moist, bronzed and tender. A flick of his wrist makes it into slices, laid delicately on the bread.

Plunging his bare hand into the milk saucer, he wills it and pulls it out, the milk gurgling, boiling, churning and becoming a ball of cheese, which another swipe of his fingers cuts into slices which he catches with the plate, with the bread, and flicking his wrist to close the sandwich before thrusting the tray into Miranda's hand.

"Need a napkin?" John doesn't wait for the response. Instead, he punches the fabric ream and pulls out a perfectly folded white napkin.

Miranda Lawson stares at him. She glances down at the sandwich. She glances up at John. She says nothing. Does nothing.

"Holey shit," Jacob breathes, "You just broke Miranda."

The room goes silent. It is EDI who speaks first.


"That is bullshit."
 
Best use ever of Craftman Needs No Tools.
Does this mean that Jonh favored craft?
 
Nothing surprising.

Sufficiently advanced understanding of the universe or technology is indistinguishable from [INSERT X]. News at 11.
 
Giygas said:
Best use ever of Craftman Needs No Tools.
Does this mean that Jonh favored craft?
BroShep is an Engineer- so yes, he's a Zenith Caste who favored Craft as one of his favored abilities. I have decided, that if I explore this idea, the title of the fic would be

Mass Effect
Orichalcum Chef
 
Cornuthaum said:
Craftsman Needs No Tools is one of the most wonderful charms in E2 for a reason. :D
Boggles the mind what kind of charms would be E7 or E10 classified now, doesn't it?

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GreggHL said:
"Here we go." Miranda rolls her eyes, cocking her hips. "I am a scientist, Commander. No matter how much you insist it is magic- which is insulting as you are a combat engineer- there is no such thing." Her eyes narrow. "As magic."
Sure there is -- it's stuff you don't understand, and are nowhere near understanding. Like, how an operating system actually works.

Essence based stuff isn't magic... for people on the level of the first age. For people without something like that level of understanding, it's magic.
 
fijkus said:
Quantum mechanics isn't bullshit space magic either, though it might as well be.* :mad:
As a cosmology/particle physics major, I can actually confirm that quantum physics is, in fact, bullshit space magic. All the complicated equations and long words like "Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle" are just window-dressing to hide the fact that it's actually bullshit magic that we control with wands and chanting in bad Latin.

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Aleph said:
As a cosmology/particle physics major, I can actually confirm that quantum physics is, in fact, bullshit space magic. All the complicated equations and long words like "Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle" are just window-dressing to hide the fact that it's actually bullshit magic that we control with wands and chanting in bad Latin.

[/trufactz]
As a person with a masters degree in Physics, I would like to confirm this statement of Aleph's, and actually reveal that Schrödinger's Cat is not - as is publicly claimed - a thought experiment which demonstrates how cats do not act as quantum particles, but is instead a demonstration of practical necromancy usually first shown to second or third year students.
 
Ask not what the Large Hadron Collider truly is, when the veil of scientific inquiry is stripped away. Beneath it you will find ancient sigils machine-etched into miles of metal, so potent in their mystic significance that were they not microscopic they would drive tourists and accountants mad to look upon them. The very layout of the site was calculated over centuries by Swiss druids and French geologists, backed financially by the fabled Dee Vault that lies rich and somnolescent beneath the hush of the British Library. Energies dark and terrestrial well up from beneath the crust of the world we know, channeled into the structure of this fragile engine by its legs, hewn from the bones of some long-dead brobdingnag and sunk into the chthonic tract of the cruel and terrible husk we call our Mother Earth.

Those who spoke of singularities swallowing all that we know were mad, yes, but only as Lovecraft was mad, only as the true oracles and prophets were mad before him, the madness of a mind unable to process the unwanted information that bombards it, forced to translate it into a language never built to express such concepts. Soon, the energies that run sixfold through the Last Hermetic Ceremony will be complete, and Hygiz'b-Oshon is released from its ancient resting place onto a world that has almost forgotten its name.
 
Something to note:

Jane, during the Illium snippet at the beginning of Book 1, probably was about 4-5 charisma, and 4-5 presence. Remember, mortals usually never top 3 in an attribute, and 3 in an ability (and get extra dots in specialties). Most of the time, mortals are 1-2s in attributes.

Nassana is a heroic mortal- she's old, yes, but she's not superhuman. Her MDV (motivational dodge, or ability to not be affected by a Presence, Socialize, or Performance attack- a social attack- ) is at most 4-5.

Jane, if she blasted 2nd Presence Excellency to the max- and since her caste mark was flaring, she probably did, had 4-5 auto successes, after which she would then roll another 10-12 dice.

For example;

10 9 9 8 8 7 6 5 5 4 3 3

Jane had a total of twelve successes. She beat Nassana's MDV by at least seven.

Jane could have told Nassana to start a religion in Jane's name at that point, and Nassana would have done so without question. Nassana was so intimidated that she pissed herself in terror.

That is what a Zenith can do.
 
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