Hello. Inspired by
Tinker of Fiction quest by Monk Penguin I decided to start a story based on the concept. But based on me as 12 years old. With my current memories mixed in. It doesn't mix well.
I'm a beginner writer, but I hope you will enjoy my writing anyway. 24 Pages of writing in two days, I'm insane x_X. I doubt I can keep up this pace, but I will try to update at worst once per few days.
I send my thanks to
Magus Zanin,
Hydralisk and other people on "Penguin's Monastery" Discord for helping me out with writing so far and doing some beta work.
My english isn't perfect, not even close, so feel free to point out whatever is wrong. Constructive criticism is also welcome, as I want to improve as a writer.
It turned out to be a nice day. Even if the previous club of my new buddies from Fautline's Crew didn't survive the Leviathan attack, at least we managed to secure a good spot in Philadelphia instead and created a new Palanquin Club . As far away as from Brockton Bay as possible. Thankfully, friggin hell. I smiled amused when suddenly my new companion called Alf walked towards me and decided to sit in front of me and pushed his alien head towards me to pat it. Oh, you pat maniac, you.
Sheesh, I love to spoil my creation… I mean my new Case53 companion. Yes, of course. It's not like I would dare to biotinker and bring ire of people like Piggot or Tagg, who would scream and rage how I deserve Kill Order. Thankfully Earth-Bet I ended up in haven't been one of those more nasty fanon worlds.
Of course if I decided to actually produce some that may self-replicate, I would end up in a position similar to Blasto and end up with a Kill Order on my head. Those last few weeks… tested my patience, resolve and determination, but I managed to reach a goal of escaping Brockton Bay. Again, fuck that hellhole. Also I noticed that being stuck in a 12 years old body and my tendency to swear more in English then Polish have been something that left me with mixed feelings, but living on Earth-Bet is not a very relaxing activity in the first place.
Even if a glare from my boss was something I never wanted to repeat in the first place. Because in the end mercenary work is all about reputation, but once I presented my plan of a fake Case53 she relented… somewhat. And creating the perfect replica of the infamous black alien from Alien vs Predator series is not something normal people liked to deal with. Or more mentally stable parahumans, which my Boss sure counted as.
"Honestly I still wonder why I accepted this idea in the first place." Faultline stated with a deceptively calm voice, but I knew that if needed she was a harsh, but fair taskmaster. And while she pretty much never raised her voice, I realized that she wasn't pleased. Oh well, I have been a reliable teammate to this point and we both knew it. And even if my tinkering laid more on an insane side, it does make our team that much more efficient, which also brings more money to us. I'm not a greedy asshole by definition and I know personally how coming from a high middle class may actually ruin your life as much as being very poor, but this is a story for later. But I still liked money. Because everyone knows that money is the best superpower of them all.
"Come on boss. Alf here already participated in one of our missions and performed reasonably well."
"Ah yes, he mauled four of our targets that we were supposed to knock out and deliver to Las Vegas Protectorate, but he didn't kill them. Thankfully that wondrous healing stick of yours from that game Team Fortress 2 managed to prevent that mess." Her glare intensified and my poor buddy Alf whined, clearly stressed. Obviously like a good friend I hugged him and whispered to him and our boss can be a pretty scary lady, but she cared about us in her own way.
"Boss Lady is a bit mean, but in the end it turned out well! And you are a good boy! Aren't you? But be careful next time, alright. Some humans and parahuman can be pretty squishy and all."
"You… I give up. Train him properly next time. And I admit when Night Hag jumped on us, he managed to help us survive. So good job. Also I wish you were more serious most of the time." Even when Melanie said it, I could see a tiny ghost of a smile. Ha, I knew you would get used to my new alien buddy. He's adorable in that very strange way. Also Elle adores him, even if others aren't as happy to see the guy.
"Dude, I can't get used to this alien. No offense big and scary alien guy thing. And I think he would be easier to deal with, if he didn't act… like a big and friggin scary puppy."
"Yo Newt. On the other hand if I left the original template on him… it would turn out ugly for obvious reasons. Right now he is like a very, very intelligent dog that improves with each new action. At one point he will be around human intelligence, but I programmed Alf so he will slowly get smarter with time, so it's easier for him to adapt."
"You're a great buddy, but it still gives me creeps. No offense. At least we are doing better than ever."
"Yeah, I'm that good and all." I ignored an eye roll from Melanie. No need to be jealous and all. Although it's good that I could finally relax and enjoy time I have spended with people I start to care about.
Nothing against some people like Taylor, Danny or Missy as some examples, but their loyalty towards Brockton Bay of all places made me tremble in disgust. Seriously. At least some people like Shadow Stalker and Coil received what they deserved, so it's good. Even if Protectorate at this point REALLY wants me to return to them. Ha, yeah, fuck them! Although the way I escaped them, I doubt they would be happy to see me back. Oh well, Fautline's Crew are really good at what they do and so far no one can find me. Even if I lost my secret identity, even if not in public thankfully, I'm doing more than fine at the moment.
"Any new missions at the moment, Boss Lady?" I asked.
"Not really. Although we may afford to take a break now. Some vacation wouldn't hurt." Fautline answered calmly.
"Really? Awesome! So where do we go?" Newter answered in excitement.
"Whelp, planning to go wild, Newt? Hmmm… only US, right?" I was honestly bored, so this change of pace was appreciated.
"Yes, it's simply safer this way."
"I always preferred to go on vacations where I visit some interesting places then lay on a beach or something similar." Because in the end, while I didn't mind beach time, it wasn't my favourite activity on my vacations.
"Sounds nerdy." Yeah, laugh it up Newter.
"Oh shut it. I dislike sun bathing, my skin doesn't take it well. Although swimming is always nice. Although some bikinis…"
"Ha! I guess you're at that age already. Ah, they grow up so fast these days." He even made 'remove fake tears' gesture.
"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. So… Honolulu? Sounds good?"
"Yes, it sounds reasonable. I just need to book some tickets and we may go. I just need to inform others as well." And this was it from our strict boss lady.
Yeah, even if Earth-Bet was hardly a nice place, in the end it still had some decent people in it. And by Earth-Bet standards Faultline's Crew are almost like saints. Sure, they are first and foremost mercenaries, but I may deal with it. I'm more than cynical for it. And people of Brockton Bay like Skitter? Sorry, but I was never obsessed with the story in the first place. And how creepy some self inserts could be with how hard they tried to 'befriend' the main protagonist disturbed me greatly. Especially when over 20 years old guys insisted on getting into a friendship zone with a 15 years old. Come on, ridiculous.
Thankfully it turned out alright so far. Even ignoring the incoming apocalypse and me missing my family, it could have turned out to be far worse. And in the end I will still try to do everything in my power to prevent it. And if not? Well… at this point I will end up dead or be already in a different dimension. Hopefully with my new companions.
Clearly relaxed, I closed my eyes and let Alf lay in front me. Even though I wish I could forget some things that happened. And what exactly happened so far? Well…
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"Hello Mister Hebert. It's nice to see you. I hope we will do fine together."
"Call me Danny, Kamil. I know it must be overwhelming to you to end up in a new country and… an accident that happened, but I hope you will enjoy your time in Brockton Bay."
Like fucking hell I will. Once I get a chance I'm out of Brockton Bay. I have nothing against you both, but I'm not suicidal. And Brockton Bay is one of the worst places when it goes to personal survival.
"Danny then. Again, I hope I'm not a bother."
"No, no, it's fine. And your parents left you with a pretty impressive inheritance, so you aren't a burden on us when it goes to finances. And your english is pretty good"
"Thank you. That's good. Also mister social worker, is that all?"
"Yes, all formalities are confirmed. Enjoy your time together."
Once a social worker that I completely didn't care about left, I sighed and moved towards the Hebert household. Awkward silence was pretty obvious, but I didn't really mind. Silence is something I always prefered over loud noises and crowds always made me uncomfortable.
Once I entered my new home, I noticed on the stairs moving towards us a teenage girl. Yep, it was Taylor Hebert, alright. Black, curly hair, glasses and a bit too wide mouth. In real life I would say she was completely… average. Honestly it was pretty cruel how they bullied and ridiculed her looks, because I met far, far worse. It was never truly bad for me, as I was also considered aggressive with my old temper issues. I was called fat all the time, but a good few punches and it shut up people in the past, which caused trouble to me back then. Later on with the help of a psychologist I almost eliminated my anger issues, but I'm again in my young, far more aggressive body… It's not a good combination. My old 32 years old body would even find her reasonably attractive, of course once she would get at least a few years older.
Of course I barely contained myself. In a way for me this was a nightmare scenario and I barely kept my far, far younger chubby body in check. I didn't want to be here and deal with a nightmare called Earth-Bet. I hated to admit it, but I spended few sleepless nights dealing with this issue. It was really unfair. But if I learned something in my previous life that I rarely needed to do, if ever applied to anything. Survive.
"Who are you?" Yep, she was already on defensive. Those bitches really screwed her up. Tightened jaw, clear mistrust in her eyes, grimace on her face. And while part of me felt sorry for her, I also wanted to avoid getting attached to her. Survival. Think of survival.
"Kamil Horowski. Your cousin from Poland. I know you never heard of me, but uncle Danny may confirm it. Also before you adopted me, I was an orphan, as my parents died in a car accident."
Talk about cliche. You couldn't be more original, could you ROB? Or whoever the hell sended me here. Anyway I had plans to escape this place, so hopefully everything would go right. And February 21st showed me that I still had some time to do what I needed to do.
"Camille? It sounds like a girl's name." I laughed, because in Polish Kamil in a way sounds similar. Although I could say that she was already more positively more inclined. Dead parent was something we had in common here after all. "In a way it's true. But it's a male name. I have no idea how American version would sound… I guess Carmelo? Yeah, let's go with Carmelo."
It's not like it was important in the first place. I just needed to deal with my tinker urges for a week, where I would end up in a school. I had a plan for this part of the escape plan once I would end up there. Just be polite and talk when needed.
Attack on Titan technology wasn't something I would find amazing, but it was pretty decent anyway. And it had some interesting gadgets, like vertical maneuvering equipment. Jumping around like a Spider-Man wannabe, here we come! Also it thankfully required some very basic tools and equipment, so I didn't need a lot to build it in the first place. Now to only find a moment and place to do it, without Taylor and her bugs spying on me all the time.
So I had a week to ignore those tinker urges and hope for the best. Without anything going wrong. Hopefully. Be patient and survive. Survive.