Some people's powers were just unfair; Taylor reflected as she scrambled backward from the edge of the building; narrowly avoiding a tongue of flame meant to roast the skin from her body. Somebody who can regenerate from any wound and transform into a giant, fire breathing dragon, shouldn't ALSO get super senses out of the deal.
Her hands scrambled for the bottle of mace at her side, but the weather had been unusually damp, and when she gripped it, it slipped straight out of her grasp. She leapt backward as a section of brickwork practically exploded, Lung's huge mutated hand gripping it too hard for it to stay solid. Her heel suddenly hit a wet patch of the roof, and she was tumbling back instead of scrambling away. A horrible, frozen knife stuck itself into her guts as she fell. She wouldn't be able to get up again fast enough, and Lung was going to pull her arms and legs off and football spike her down a manhole, if she was lucky. This wasn't supposed to be how it went; it was her first night out. She was meant to run into a random mugging or heroically save a kitten from a tree, and now the Bay's most powerful supervillain was standing over her, his mouth opening wide; wider than any human's could, nests of fangs glinting in a horrible orange inner light.
She curled herself into a ball, rolling to one side. It wouldn't be enough, but-... Wait it was? She heard the roar of the flames, felt the heat washing over her, enough to turn the greyish proteins of her silk costume brown and blister her skin beneath it, but she hadn't been barbecued. She scrambled back to her feet; and had to shake her head to be certain of what she saw. The enormous brute that had climbed the roof to murder her wasn't alone; there was another one, even more violently twisted and mutated, holding onto Lung's massive jaws with hands as broad as trash can lids. He- she assumed it was male anyway- was red as bricks, squat in shape but not in size, ten feet tall and eight broad, standing atop tree trunk legs with elephant's feet, so thick with muscle it was like a parody of masculinity, it's head wrapped in a huge leonine mane, out of which poked an alligator's long maw ending in a hoggish snout, covered in piercings, with long curling tusks emerging from within, wreathed in fire. Lung exhaled, and blasted her with another heat wave that she stumbled back from, but the other cape, whoever it was, just laughed, a sound like concrete grating, and wrenched Lung's jaw violently to one side with a nasty cracking sound, before kicking him straight off the roof and bounding after him.
"Hey! You with the mask, you sticking around?" She heard suddenly, a heavy voice with a familiar accent- southern? Texan? Didn't matter- called to her.
"I..." She started, coughing from the smoke. "Are you?"
"Not really relevant kid, we gotta move." he said, offering her a hand.
She took it, and he yanked her forward with shocking strength, pulling her off her feet and into his arms; it was a bit awkward since she was a bit taller than him, but with one good leap he'd bounded off the roof and she almost screamed before he landed; jarring her pretty badly from the impact but leaving her none the worse for wear.
"Sorry; but we gotta get going. Sooner or later Lung's gonna figure out that fire just feeds Ifrit and he'll lay in with the claws and fangs instead. I'm tough, but I can't push as hard or high as he can." he said, letting her go.
There was a deafening roar, and a sound of shattering concrete.
"Like, now." He said firmly, waving her after him as he took off down an alleyway. Lacking better options, she chased him, her swarm feeding her a blurry view of the ongoing battle. Lung had grown even bigger, outsizing the other cape- Ifrit apparently, by half or more, and was violently slamming him into every wall and street lamp he could reach while Ifrit flailed and raked with foot long claws from his fingertips. Lung had him on the ropes; and she devoted a corner of her brain to sending as many bugs crawling over the still growing dragon to bite down and distract him, dig into his eyes and ears, make openings for the Man-Gator-Pig, until with a deathly
CRUNCH that almost made her yelp, Lung bit down on him and he basically
disintegrated into ashes and smoke.
"Ow! Jesus he's mad; what the hell did you do to him?" her rescuer said, pulling her down another alley to one side.
"I covered him in wasps and spiders..." She answered; suddenly glad that she'd put all that work into running every morning as she followed the strange cape.
"Yeah that'd do it. Did he find us?" he asked, as Lung roared again.
"No- I don't think he saw where we went, and... Oh my god, Armsmaster just showed up!" She gasped between breaths.
"What? Where?"
"Back at the- Oh, I can see..."
"Explain later... Come on, ABB's still on a war path, we need out of their territory and now." he insisted, apparently untroubled by the breakneck pace. He finally stopped when Taylor felt like her lungs were about to burst, and leaned back against the wall while she gripped a dumpter for stability and tried to force oxygen back into her body. "You okay kid?" he asked, pulling the cowboy hat off his head and fanning himself a bit.
Up close, she could get a better look. He was a broad, squat sort of guy, apparently a lot stronger than he looked, although she could see a fair amount of muscle beneath the thick brown coat he wore around his body; with a scarf wrapped firmly around his face to hide everything below his eyes, and a set of goggles on above that. The effect was a bit slapped together, but not too bad for a costume, kind of a golden age 1930s look. She wracked her brain for a moment and finally remembered. "Hey, I know you! You're uhh..." She coughed, and he pulled out a bottle of water from his coat, handing it off to her. It was still sealed, and she cracked it open, hesitating a moment before pushing her mask up just enough to take a sip.
"Garden." he said, waving her off when she offered the water back.
"I'm uhh... I haven't... really picked a name yet." She admitted.
"Damn kid, you really are green. And you picked a fight with Lung." He said, giving her a bit of a skeptical look past the goggles. He stepped around the dumpster and found a door nearby. She heard a small snapping sound and he pushed the door open, gesturing for her to follow. It turned out to be the back of a restaurant, dry goods stacked haphazardly around. There was no light until he opened a gloved hand and a tiny fire started in his palm, blazing merrily away without any apparent discomfort. She took a look around, pulling a swarm in around her before she stepped in after him and he shut the door, taking a seat on a stack of rice sacks.
"Okay, not my smartest moment, but I couldn't just stand there and do nothing..." She said, taking another gulp.
He reached toward her, and then apparently thought better of it, putting his hand in his pocket. "...Yeah, I know what you mean. Still though, was it that urgent that you couldn't get the PRT on the horn and report him?"
She fidgeted, pulling her mask back down. "... Don't have a phone. It's complicated."
"Uhh... okay then." He said, standing up and pacing for a moment; making time as he thought about something, Taylor figured, until he turned back. "Okay, I'm not going to patronize you here, but you seem like you might need a little help with this, if you seriously intend to go out again after tonight." He said, crossing his arms. The little flame hovered out of his hand and just sort of... drifted.
She wasn't really sure what to make of that. She hadn't planned on teaming up with anybody immediately, but... then again, she hadn't planned on punching Lung in the nose. Or... other places. She winced, imagining the grudge that she'd have for somebody who did THAT to her. "Okay. I mean, I'll take advice anyway." She mumbled, but he didn't seem to mind.
"Alright, first things first. Complicated or not... you really need a phone. Here." He said, pulling a phone out of another pocket. Having a whole coat on must have made a lot of room for miscellaneous stuff like that; she suddenly felt a bit silly for going with the bodysuit thing. The phone he gave her was pretty unimpressive; it was an old fashioned one with buttons on the front and only a tiny LED screen with the time on the front in green. "I've got a spare one already. The number of which is in that phone already. Call it any time you really need some backup, or if you just need to ask about something. The PRT's number's in there too, I recommend you call them only if you need to report a crime, and NEVER admit that you're a Parahuman. Those people are worse than telemarketers with selling you their bullshit."
"Uhh... thanks." She said, taking the chunky old device. "Anything else I should get?"
"Extra mask and set of gloves, big whistle to get people's attention, and wet naps."
"Uhh..."
"Trust me, you'll find SOMETHING they're good for." he said with some good humor. "I'd need to know how your powers work for the rest. Which seems like something to discuss another day. If you're still up for it." He said, walking back to her and extending his hand again.
She shook it, feeling a slight static jolt from his palm.
"I'm heading out now; wait thirty seconds and then come out if you don't hear anything. See you later, new kid." he said, popping his hat on and settling it in place before pulling the door open and glancing to either side, sweeping out and leaving her in pitch blackness.
She sagged back down and let out a breath she didn't know she was holding, taking a moment and rubbing her palms over her arms. "Okay! Okay... fought a supervillain, didn't die, only... kind of ruined my costume. Made a... friend, maybe? Another hero anyway. Still... ALMOST died. And now Lung knows what my costume looks like and he's going to make me a human popcorn kernel if he sees me again." She inhaled deeply and rubbed her temples. Not the WORST way this night could have ended. But still. Maybe she really should have waited for the holidays. Now, with her costume half cooked and some unpleasantly painful burns down one arm, she was going to be out of action for a while anyway... Maybe that was for the best.
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Lung was long gone; apparently he'd noticed what was happening after Armsmaster had hit him with the sedative, and he was still fired up enough to resist it long enough to get away. He could be shockingly quick when he wanted to be, even when he was fifteen feet tall and weighed as much as a truck.
Armsmaster cursed under his breath. He'd have to refine the formula; make it act faster, and devise a better delivery system... Lung would be on the lookout for it now. Still, even if it wasn't the result he'd hoped for, he still got some useful data from the encounter. He examined the damage with a keen eye and had his helmet photograph every gouge and impact crater, starting at the street, and then ascending up one roof that Lung had climbed, then apparently been knocked off of... he reached down, seeing something amongst the ash and dust, brushing it off to reveal a small metal cylinder. A can of self defense spray. What in the world would a brute capable of standing up to Lung, even temporarily, need with something like this...
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AN: So yeah, I ended up making it. Call this an experiment to see how badly I can distract myself from the stories I should be working on instead!
This one took me quite a while to write, and I'm still not entirely happy with how it came out... but I'm of the opinion that it's better to get something done than nothing.
Further experiments: this is something I'd really like a co-author or some omake writers for. If you're interested, particularly in PHO interludes, which I tried three times to write for this intro and couldn't manage worth a damn, please say so.
All of your comments are prized and appreciated. Ratings are fine and dandy but I like feedback best of all.
EDIT: This story is a pseudo-sequel to Full Moon Blues; read here:
Full Moon Blues (SI, Crossover, Dragonball/MCU) - Crossover
The SI here is the same person after jumping to a new universe via an event heretofore unknown.