Modern Plumbing
Modern Plumbing

"I believe you when you say you remember a ghost living with you once," Flavia said, on the way to their next lesson, "and that she could communicate with you through cold drafts and brushes against your skin."

Fortuna said nothing, directing all interest at the portraits along the corridor. She may have been walking slightly faster.

Flavia continued, "As peculiar it is, I can even get behind the notion that the ghost used to clean your home for you without asking anything in return. I imagine there are poltergeists who are more obsessive about tidiness than about knocking over furniture. Nearly Headless Nick told me that a ghost happens when a witch or wizard dies and chooses not to pass on. Perhaps if a house-elf regretted a dusty mantle or crooked doily enough, they could continue their life of indentured, now incorporeal servitude. I don't know."

Fortuna finally had to look at Flavia as they both passed through the doorway of their classroom.

"But Fortuna..." Flavia fixed her with beseeching eyes. "Why, oh why did you have to ask our History professor, in front of everybody, if he floated around Hogwarts vanishing the evidence?"
 
A Dramatis Personae
Felix Fortuna - A Dramatis Personae

Harbinger - a noble feline that has deigned to permit Fortuna to care for him. Is not in any way responsible for any coincidentally allergy-like effects Fortuna may have suffered since meeting him. An utterly perfect being.

King George the Floof - a regal canine that guards the Shrieking Shack from nefarious intruders. Is paid in food from Hogwarts kitchens, courtesy of Flavia and Fortuna.

Alexander - a moniker Fortuna mistakenly attempted to bestow upon His Majesty, King George the Floof.

Flavia de Luce - a first-year Gryffindor and the youngest of the de Luce family's three daughters. As a keen chemist and potions enthusiast, she inherited the wand of her Great Uncle Tarquin, whose experiments she hopes to live up to.

Jessica Coleman - a first-year Slytherin and the Muggle-born daughter of a noted bodybuilder. Loud and a bit rough, she enjoys working out, her resulting strength standing out among her peers.

Candidus Craven - a first-year Ravenclaw from a Pureblood family. Quick to smile and laugh, quicker to judge. There's no way trusting him could possibly go wrong.

Angelique Martin - a first-year Hufflepuff from a wealthy Muggle family. Easy-going and kind, she's very talented with magic. Her admission to Hogwarts brought her to a new world and created a gulf between her and her parents.

Astoria Greengrass - a first-year Slytherin from a Pureblood family. Frail but proud, she's fascinated by Jessica in spite of her ingrained prejudices.

Fortuna Floris - a first-year Gryffindor from a Muggle foster family. A lover of cats and mystery novels, she likes being normal. (She isn't.)

The Simmons family - Fortuna's foster family. So many kids, so little time...

Sirius Black - a notorious mass-murderer on the loose from Azkaban. Definitely someone a first-year should stay away from.

The Dementors - the monstrous guards of Azkaban, they bring despair wherever they go, plunging Fortuna into dark nightmares long forgotten.

Hermione Granger - a third-year Gryffindor student often found either running from one class to another, or staying up too late in the common room.

Ophelia de Luce - a seventh-year Slytherin and Hogwarts Head Girl. Vexed by the antics of some of her junior housemates.

The Fat Lady - the portrait gatekeeper of the Gryffindor common room.

Minerva McGonagall - Hogwarts Transfiguration teacher and the head of Gryffindor House. She introduced Fortuna to the magical world and is pleased with her aptitude for her subject.

Severus Snape - Hogwarts Potions teacher and the head of Slytherin House. Bitter, angry, spiteful, and alone.

Remus Lupin - Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and head of the "most likely to lose his job by the end of the year" club. Bright, tired, and inexperienced.

Poppy Pomfrey - Hogwarts matron. Dislikes having Dementors around the castle. Who wouldn't?
 
Chapter 7: Flying Blind
There were only so many times a person could ask the same question without result before falling into despair. Fortuna wasn't there yet, but she felt she was getting close. She asked her power to compare her persistence with the average person's, and learned that most people would have stopped trying twenty-six questions ago.

She rubbed her eyes, as though doing so could clear the fog in her mind's eye, and wrote down the words she and her mother and her uncle had spoken. Then she carefully stopped thinking about her family and asked herself where she could find people who spoke the language written on the parchment in front of her.

Nobody on the entire planet did. There were plenty of people who could understand it because it was close to Latin, but she wouldn't be able to find a native speaker or a community where it was used.

How did a language come to be not only forgotten, but eliminated from memory? She'd understood it when she'd remembered it, and she understood the words now as she read them, but she couldn't formulate new sentences or conjure additional vocabulary on her own.

Perhaps there were others who simply didn't know because they also couldn't remember.

But if that were true, what did it mean? She didn't think anyone could go around destroying people's memories en masse in some sort of world-spanning language removal conspiracy.

Well . . . she could. But she wouldn't. That would be pointless.

Unless the language were dangerous, somehow?

Or she got very bored.

She slumped back in the overstuffed armchair she'd claimed for herself in the empty Gryffindor common room and glared at the parchment. The words stared up at her, mockingly worthless. Not a hint among them, nothing to grasp onto or use.

Useless.

Nobody was around to question her sudden proficiency in Charms, so she pointed her wand at her latest failure and said "Incendio." She'd woken up before everyone else on Sunday just to have some time alone to think about this, but now she wanted a distraction.

Fresh air would do.

It was just late enough that students were allowed to wander the halls without fear of detention, but early enough she wouldn't see anybody else; there was not a student in the world who'd be waking up at the crack of dawn the first weekend after classes started. Even though she knew that was the case, she still automatically checked her appearance for neatness before she left: tie straightened, shirt tucked, sweater smoothed down.

Strictly speaking, uniforms weren't required on the weekends, but she wasn't keen on wearing her Muggle hand-me-downs when she had something new and snazzy and more socially acceptable on hand. Besides, she liked the aesthetic and she'd rather get a reputation for unnecessary formality than poverty.

As she'd anticipated, Fortuna's walk down the stairs, across the grounds, and to the Quidditch stadium went unchallenged. Hogwarts kept a repository of brooms locked up in a cupboard for use during flying lessons, so she jimmied the door open and claimed the best one of the bunch to take for a spin.

Without Madam Hooch's instructions and others' eyes to hold her back, she leapt into the air, taking the broom ten times as high as she'd been allowed to on Friday. She hovered for a moment to scan her surroundings. The courtyard was empty, save for an animal or two. She twisted around and fell back down to earth in a screeching dive, levelling out inches from the ground. Then she cruised from grass to water, twisting patterns over the lake as she let her speed burn off.

Even as she swam circles through the air, her mind inevitably returned to her problems. It stood to reason that there were others; an entire language didn't evolve and vanish overnight. There had been an entire community implied in her memory, and it was unlikely she was the only survivor; someone had brought her to the hospital. But if there were others like her, how could she find them when she didn't remember them and they didn't remember her?

There were plenty of people in Britain who didn't remember their families, and she ran down the first ten or so on the list: dementia, dementia, dementia, brain damage, dementia. She thought about going one by one through every person without family in Britain, but there were tens of thousands on that list. And if she looked for people who looked like her—well, that number was so large, she was only able to comprehend it using her power.

The Hogwarts grounds could almost have been dreary. All of the colors were muted: dark greens, greys, and blacks beneath mist. Yet Fortuna would not have been able to find a single person who described it as anything but spectacular. The view was all natural, and nature didn't need to justify itself with light or cheery colors. The rolling hills and thriving fauna spoke for themselves.

I want to know where I can find the hills that match the hills I saw when I encountered the Dementor.

Nowhere.

I want to know where I can find scenery like the hills I saw when I encountered the Dementor.

Northern Italy, southern France, Corsica, Sardinia. What?

I want to know where I'm from.

Fog.

The more she thought about it, the more she became convinced magic was involved. Memories, languages, and now entire landscapes stricken from existence? What but magic could be more powerful? What but magic could explain her symptoms?

Amnesia just didn't manifest the way hers did. None of the normal ways someone lost their memory could possibly explain everything she had experienced. Most importantly, normal memory loss didn't warp people to the point where they didn't even think to question why their lives were missing. She had simply accepted she remembered her name but not the people who had given it to her, that she could read and speak English without remembering who had taught her, and that she had lived eight years without remembering who had spent them with her.

And now she had her first clue: Memory Charms.

Flying higher and higher, she set her eye on the Quidditch Stadium standing tall on the northern grounds of Hogwarts. She flew into the wooden structure, dodging and weaving between the stands, before flying over the pitch, to rest in mid-air.

She'd spent much of yesterday in her bed reading the detective stories she'd checked out of the library on Thursday. Memory charms were to magical mystery books as divine revelation, feminine intuition, mumbo-jumbo, jiggery-pokery, coincidence, and the Act of God were to Golden Age detective novels. It seemed to be considered bad sport, at least if the authors of The Blighted Bludger, Delivery by Cross-Eyed Owl, and Spellbound Death were anything to go by.

It was easy to see why. "Obliviate" was simply too convenient to make for a compelling puzzle. It could eliminate any witnesses, generate any alibi, destroy any case, frustrate any detective. Novelists avoided using it as a gimmick because the real thing was too powerful, and her power—which could supply her with information about Memory Charms so long as she didn't apply the concept to herself—agreed with this conclusion.

Lobotomization was not a word Fortuna threw around, but it was something that described the process of a Memory Charm gone bad. Not all gone, not all there, forced to operate off what pieces of themselves were left behind. Even minor uses of the spell struck her as immoral, and major uses seemed to leave their victims little more than blocks of Swiss cheese.

She didn't want to feel like a block of Swiss cheese.

This wasn't helping. She banked left from where she'd been looping around and flew back towards the broom cabinet.

There was a small crowd below, a group of students bedecked in red and gold, and the first one to notice her flew up to shout at her. "We have the pitch reserved. You have to get off."

Fortuna swiveled to face him, stopping on a dime. "What?" she asked.

"You have to get out of here," he blustered. "We have the pitch reserved. You can't just come out here and play around! We have some serious training to do."

She thought about responding insolently for a moment, but decided against returning his sass with interest. She was above such childish actions, and she'd already planned to wrap up anyway.

"All right," she said, and immediately flew down to land in front of the other students. If she joined the team next year as Flavia had suggested, this moment was the first impression her teammates would get of her flying, so she made the landing neat and sharp.

She didn't look at them to see their reactions; instead, she checked with her power as she sauntered past them.

Nobody had noticed.

The intense man who had shouted at her had gone off to inspect the goal posts at the other end of the field, which he evidently thought might have changed over the summer. The Beaters and Chasers were definitely not paying attention to her, preoccupied as they were with a puzzling conversation they were having amongst themselves. Each Weasley twin was focused on one of the girls, but pretending not to be so the girls wouldn't notice; the girls had noticed, but were pretending not to have so the boys wouldn't know they'd tipped their hand so easily. On the surface, it was small talk about the summer holiday and classes so far; beneath the surface, it was was a tangled knot of plays, counterplays, wariness, insecurity, confusion, and hope. All five were fully on to each other and all five knew it, but they were keeping up the pretense because—her power made it very clear what all this was about, and she mentally flinched away.

The only one left was Harry Potter, and he hadn't witnessed her landing because he'd pushed his fingers up beneath his glasses to rub the sleep out of his eyes. She turned her head over her shoulder to see this other orphan for herself. He was closer to her own age and height than the others, and the fact he was thinking about breakfast instead of kissing endeared him to her.

She turned away so he wouldn't catch her staring.

Once Fortuna had returned the broom, she headed to the Great Hall for breakfast. She thought about her next steps while she helped herself to waffles artfully draped in glossy red preserves, with fresh samples of the same fruit atop that. Some sort of thickly whipped cream was smeared over in generous quantities.

She jabbed her fork down, securing the waffles, and cut them neatly into thirds with her knife. One quick turn of the plate, two more sawing motions, and it was in neat ninths, perfect bite-sized pieces.

The Simmonses had never provided anything half so good. She knew they received money from the government to subsidize the cost of feeding seven children, and she also knew that they never spent more than a third of it.

Another thing she hadn't bothered questioning.

The crisp waffle piece crunched in her mouth and she speared another and similarly dealt with it. The corner pieces went first as she saved the best for last, and the side pieces met their demise by being used to mop up the juices. She left only smears of pink on the plate before placing those sponges of flavor into her mouth.

The center, she stared at for a moment as she mulled her options over. The bottom one went first, and then the top, the center of it glutted with now pink cream and lingonberry mixture. She scooped it up with a spoon, cautious of spilling the bounty onto the plate. Into her mouth it went, and she was done.

Thus accomplished, Fortuna stopped off at Gryffindor Tower to shower and change, and when she left again it was for the library. She'd use the pretext of returning her mysteries and checking out more to engineer a meeting with someone who could answer questions without spreading around the fact she was asking them.

Step one was to avoid Madam Pince's detection by staying away from the path of her patrol. Step two was to select nine books, and step three was to make her way to one particular intersection between shelves. The stack teetered and tottered in her hands, but never came close to actually falling.

She hid amongst the stacks and waited. When her power told her to, she stepped out in front of a student. The other girl's nose was buried deep in a book, so much so that she didn't notice Fortuna. They collided. Fortuna landed a little ways away, safe, while the older girl cried out as she was pelted by falling mystery novels and tomes on mind magic.

"Oh no, I'm so sorry," the girl said, frazzled. Her hair was frizzy and there were bags under her eyes; she looked like she desperately needed sleep. It took a second for Fortuna to recognize her as the girl whose books they had knocked over three nights ago.

"No, I'm sorry," Fortuna said, brushing herself off. "It's my fault. I grabbed all those books without being able to see over them. I guess I didn't expect to see anyone else here on a Sunday morning. I'm so thoughtless."

"Oh, no, I should have watched where I was going. Madam Pince didn't see, did she?"

The girl ducked her head around a bookshelf, but the librarian was preoccupied chastising some older students about their volume. She breathed a sigh of relief. "We're fine. Good, I couldn't be banned from the library. I'm in the middle of two projects and if she kicked me out—oh, what am I saying. Here, let me help."

She started grabbing at books, but didn't even try to stop herself from reading each title before she stuck it on the growing pile in Fortuna's hands.

"Memory Charms? Are they teaching you that this early in the year? That can't be right, I've only heard of it in Defense. I suppose I can see how it would be useful—"

Fortuna cut her off before her speculation could run wild.

"It's not really for class," she said. "It's just something I was a little interested in and, well, Professor Flitwick told me I could write a couple of feet for extra credit. I'm worried I might not be doing well enough for the first few days, being a Muggle-born…"

The other girl's eyes lit up. She hurried to retrieve the last of the books and Fortuna used her power to follow the girl to one of the tables without spilling the books again.

"Well, if that's what you're worried about, I'd be happy to help," she said, waiting patiently for Fortuna to drop the leaning tower of texts before reaching for a handshake. "I'm Hermione Granger."

"Fortuna Floris. It's nice to meet you."

"So, what are you looking for?" Hermione asked, sorting the books into neat piles based on topic, focus, and level, in that order.

"How to restore people's memories once they've been Obliviated. I understand what happens when the spell takes hold, but I want to know what to do when you want to get your memories back."

"I don't think that's possible," Hermione told her. "Well, it's… there aren't really spells to do that. The last Defense teacher had to be moved to St. Mungos, that's the Wizarding hospital, because they couldn't get his memories back after a, uhm, accident made him lose them. Being Obliviated is a one-way street."

"So what happens in cases like that, when there's a mistake?" Fortuna asked. "What if someone lost their memories who shouldn't have. Or who wanted to get them back? What then?"

"There shouldn't be mistakes. The Defense Professor was a—" Hermione paused as her cheeks darkened. "A con-artist. A criminal who accidentally cast the spell on himself. The Ministry has a team of Wizards who are qualified to use it safely when they find it crucial for keeping the Wizarding world safe."

"Oh," Fortuna replied, her power forcing her body to shrink into itself, "so it's pointless then? I was going to center my whole report around this."

"No, not exactly. There's no spell or potion or other guaranteed way to get the memories back, but that doesn't mean that people always lose their memories permanently," Hermione said, lapsing into a lecture as she flipped through one of the books Fortuna had grabbed. "There aren't enough cases to form a conclusive theory, but there has certainly been a trend you could base an essay on."

She set the open book down on the table in front of Fortuna, who looked down to see two pages covered in annotated graphs. "This is some data from Saint Mungo's. There's some indication that lost memories resurface after exposure to trauma, but there aren't a lot of case studies."

Blood in her mouth. Her mother screaming. Not moving as she watched her parents die.

"I see," Fortuna said. Hermione was thinking of torture, but exposing herself to Dementors was the same general neighborhood, and she would be able to control that eventually. "I just have one more question. When someone takes memories away, do they put fake ones in?"

"Well, yes, Memory Charms are often used in tandem with implanting false memories to throw people off the fact something has been altered."

"How real does that feel from the inside?" Fortuna asked, thinking about the fragments of her dreams she could remember. A beach, a white hallway, a woman in a lab coat. "Can the false memories change a person's feelings or alter dreams? Or show up in dreams at all?"

Hermione looked confused. "No, I don't think I've ever heard of anything like that before. The false memories would be the ones that they can remember when consciously trying to think about it."

Fortuna thought about it. If her dreams represented implanted memories, then she should be able to remember them. If she couldn't, then why would someone have implanted these memories in her? And what she could remember from her dreams didn't line up with what an eight year old could logically have experienced, so they couldn't be her original memories. It didn't make any sense, and she said so aloud.

"Well," Hermione said, a little huffily, "That's what the books say, and the books are what you need to write your paper. I'm sorry, I need to get back to what I was doing. It was nice meeting you."

"Thank you," Fortuna said automatically. "You too, Hermione."

Hermione left to go get her books, while Fortuna stared down at hers. Hermione hadn't been wrong; the books corroborated what she had said.

That some people had recovered parts of their memory and that she had done the same confirmed the theory that memories weren't actually destroyed by the spell. Some parts of them remained.

She looked at the graphs Hermione had showed her, case studies of people who had partially overcome Memory Charms. She asked herself about them, and found a dozen of them were still alive and in Britain. She could Owl them, though she'd have to use her power to persuade them to open up about their experience to a strange child via post.

The books were no longer necessary, so she left the stack of nonfiction, checked out her mysteries, and headed back to Gryffindor Tower. Flavia would be waking up soon and Fortuna could owl her leads and consider the problem of the lost language later.

Something snagged on her thoughts.

Hadn't she just been introduced to something else that wasn't Latin but sounded like it?

Incendio, reparo, lumos.

She asked herself more questions. Wizards didn't know where magic came from and they didn't understand how or why it worked. They were content to operate within the system, but they didn't know who had set it up or why it was the way it was. At some point that knowledge had gotten lost, and here she had stumbled upon a lost country, a lost language, and a lost people.

Was there a connection?

Fog.

She suspected that meant she was on the right track.

Who to go to for help?

Again, teachers were out; they'd notice. Most of the student body didn't know enough to be useful. Daphne de Luce was a possibility, but she'd be suspicious of Fortuna's motivations and would be actively unhelpful once she realized her interrogator was friends with Flavia.

So she rushed to catch up with Hermione, who was simply happy to show off her knowledge, and who wouldn't question why anyone else would want that knowledge.

But when Fortuna found the older girl, she wasn't alone. Her books had been spilled all over the floor, again, and three other boys were standing nearby, laughing. Two of them were burly nonentities, and the blond one in the middle screamed posh in all the wrong ways for Fortuna and she couldn't help but compare him to a dyed, more insufferable Candidus. Her power identified him as the one who'd started this by knocking Hermione's books out of her hands.

Fortuna automatically shrank back, preparing to steal away. This wasn't her problem, and she could always run Hermione down and pick her brains later.

But was that what she wanted to do?

Hermione interrupted their laughter. "Why am I not surprised you have nothing better to do than get in the way of other people doing actual work, Malfoy?"

"Too bad all the work in the world won't make up for who you are, Granger. It's why you do it, isn't it?" asked the blond. He looked at the others. "She's trying to compensate, isn't she?"

The goons laughed, and Fortuna knew that the taunt had stung.

No, Fortuna decided. No, it was not. She slid unobtrusively behind Hermione and picked her pocket while she was collecting her books.

Then she threw the stolen bronze Knut at Malfoy, striking him between his eyes.

"Ow!" he exclaimed. "What?"

Fortuna stepped forward, putting herself in between Hermione and the others. "Shut up," she said.

All attention turned to her.
 
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She didn't think anyone could go around destroying people's memories en masse in some sort of world-spanning language removal conspiracy.

Well . . . she could. But she wouldn't. That would be pointless.

I don't know, do we really need French?

I think English spelling would make more sense if we got rid of French.
All those loan words that are spelled as if they were still in French.
 
/s it's actually lupus not lupin /s

/s about pedantry don't take it seriously /s

Lupin is actually the name of a Bean and flower, so Remus could be a secret Saiyan. What a tweest.
 
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Chapter 8: Malfoiled
Fortuna took a moment to assess the situation. The blond Slytherin was pressing the fingers of his left hand—his right arm was in a sling—to the nasty red mark rising on his forehead. She had a few seconds to think; he was too taken aback to act and his lackeys weren't proactive enough to do anything but stare at their stunned boss.

She looked ahead to the next five minutes. There was going to be a fight. A couple dozen spells would get cast, the noise and shouting would draw the attention of a professor, and everyone would get detention.

Including her.

That was unacceptable. She couldn't afford even one black mark on her record.

Hermione straightened up, but she'd missed Fortuna's attack and didn't know why Malfoy had shouted. "She's right, Malfoy," she said. "You should shut up."

Malfoy lowered his hand, ignoring Hermione's words. "That was a mistake," he said. He drew his wand from his left pocket, awkwardly transferred it to his right hand, and pointed it at Fortuna. "What do you think you're doing?"

He'd meant his question to be rhetorical, but it was dumb enough to be given an answer. She made her decision and her power mapped out the way forward. "Leaving," she said. "Come on, Hermione."

Hermione didn't move. Her eyes darted between the three Slytherins as she assessed the situation, and her hand moved in the direction of the pocket of her robes.

"No!" Malfoy said. "You attacked me and I'm not about to let you get away with that."

"No she didn't," Hermione said indignantly. "Her wand's not even out!"

"Not with magic, of course, because she doesn't know any." He turned his attention back to Fortuna, looking down his nose at her. It was an unimpressive feat; she was short. "Muggleborn, are you?"

Fortuna shrugged. "Most likely."

"Muggleborn and a bastard, then," he sneered. "Well, I know who my father is and you ought to learn. I'll do you a favor and help you start your career at Hogwarts out right by teaching you a lesson about how our world works."

He continued in that vein for a while, and Fortuna considered the tone, inflection, and cadence of his voice while the professor she was relying on got closer and closer. He sounded like Candidus—or Flavia, she had to admit, especially when she was excited. Coming from Flavia, it sounded like a natural and unconscious self-assurance. Coming from Malfoy, it sounded like inbreeding.

"Flipendo," Malfoy said, when at last he'd finished.

She'd already lowered her shoulder by the half-inch necessary to dodge the jinx.

"It's against the rules to use magic in the corridors, Malfoy," Hermione said, already working through spells in her own head. By now her hand was gripping her own wand, though she hadn't yet drawn it.

"Then don't use any, Granger." He shrugged his hand out of its sling and cast the spell again. "Flipendo!"

Fortuna, having moved slightly while his attention had been on Hermione, simply wasn't where he'd aimed. The other two Slytherins decided to get on board with their leader's plan and started trying to hit Fortuna with knock-back jinxes of their own. Hermione would have drawn then, but Fortuna stumbled into her wand arm as she avoided the spells with a series of unnecessarily showy dodges.

"Tarantallegra!"

Fortuna had already recovered and started to leap back before he'd finished the word. The jinx hit a suit of armor and its legs began to jerk spasmodically. She nudged one of Hermione's books into one of the suit's sollerets, which redirected it into the path of the goons' next spells, where it conveniently shielded Hermione and flew to pieces.

The girls avoided being struck by the hail of spaulders, poleyns, and gauntlets because Fortuna had already tripped into Hermione, knocking her over. Half the floor must have heard the clatter, but the only one who mattered was the Professor of Ancient Runes. She stopped in her tracks, sighed, cursed her decision to become a teacher, and began power-walking towards them.

After a few more seconds of Fortuna evading the Slytherins' oncoming spells in just such a way that her overblown flailing knocked Hermione's assorted limbs clear of the attacks, the professor finally arrived.

"Mr. Malfoy!" The professor's shout reverberated throughout the hallway. "What do you think you are doing?"

Her voice echoed, and her question repeated itself in the silence that followed her arrival.

There was no good answer, either—no reason why an older boy was threatening two unarmed girls who were lying on the floor amidst a pile of books and a tumble of armor. Malfoy looked at the professor and then back to Hermione, before stuffing his wand into his robes.

"Professor—"

"Detention for using magic in the corridors, Mr. Malfoy. A week of detention for the three of you."

"Professor, she started this," Draco said, pointing a finger right at Fortuna.

"A first year?" the professor said, a little sarcastically. She was far an impartial judge. Hermione was already shaping up to be the star pupil of her Ancient Runes class, and her interest in the professor's subject had earned a measure of goodwill that did not extend to Malfoy and his cronies. She turned to Fortuna, who was helping Hermione up, and gave her a hard look. "You are a first year, aren't you?"

Fortuna said she was. She broke eye contact and looked at her feet, like she was worried she had done something wrong by being a first year in front of a professor.

"Where's your wand?"

"In my back pocket, Professor."

"Did you attack Mr. Malfoy?"

"No, Professor. I did…" She broke off and let her voice waver a little. "I did tell him to shut up."

If Fortuna hadn't known to look for it, she would have missed the twitch of the professor's lips.

"They knocked my books all over, Professor Marchbourne," Hermione interjected. "Then they started insulting me. It's what started this."

"Thank you, Miss Granger. Do you need any help? Are you hurt?"

"No," Hermione said hotly, "And neither is he. He's pretending his arm's been seriously injured by Buckbeak, but it isn't. He's faking to get Hagrid in trouble."

"Liar," Malfoy spat. "And that girl threw something at me, a coin or something small like that. I had to defend myself, even though I'm injured."

Fortuna thought that if he'd thought to point at his own forehead, he might have had a more convincing case. She further thought that he was lucky she hadn't been given the option to pelt him in the face with a steel greave.

The professor sized her up again, and found nothing in her face or stance to indicate she was anything other than an innocent eleven year-old scared that she was going to get in trouble at her new school. "So you had to defend yourself against a wandless first year who's been at Hogwarts less than four days. Is that what you're saying, Mr. Malfoy?"

The boy turned pink and began to stammer.

"A likely story," the Professor said. "Show me the coin she threw at you, would you, Mr. Malfoy?"

The Slytherins eyed the ground like a flock of magpies, but aside from the scattered pieces of Arthurian armorment, there was nothing small that could have been used by a projectile, let alone a coin. The professor scoffed and led them off to discuss the particulars of their detention.

After the trio of boys had been pulled away, she began, once again, to help Hermione pick her things off the floor. "Thank you for coming to help me," the older girl said, "But I could have handled them myself."

Fortuna felt a brief spike of annoyance at the other girl's condescension, but she quashed it once she realized Hermione was simply concerned about a younger student involving herself in trouble. She schooled her features into an appropriately repentant look. "I'm sorry about all the fuss, but I wanted to ask you another question."

Hermione's forehead wrinkled. "Ask me another question?"

"Like we discussed in the library. Just now, before all this."

There was an awkward pause, then a look of comprehension flooded Hermione's face. "Oh, right. In the library, yes! Of course. Sorry, I have so much going on—everything's so confused—Malfoy made me forget—what were we talking about?"

"Memory Charms," Fortuna said slowly. She was seized by a sudden concern that her amnesia was contagious—but no, that was stupid. Something else was wrong with this picture, and she asked herself what it was.

"Right," Hermione said, scrabbling for mental purchase. Her brisk nod did not convince Fortuna she knew what was going on. "Right. Of course. Sorry, and what about them?"

Her power explained that her past was in Hermione's future. This Hermione was about to travel back into time in order to study—and two hours in her future, ten minutes in Fortuna's past, she would meet Fortuna. The Hermione she had just spoken to had gone the opposite direction to the groundskeeper's cottage.

The phrase time turner came to mind. Interesting, but not immediately useful for someone in her shoes. She needed answers about something that had happened considerably more than six hours in the past. It was a possibility to bear in mind, but it wasn't presently relevant.

"You gave me a good starting point, not to worry. I was wondering about something else—something about the history of magic. But we could talk about it later."

"Of course, but really I think Professor Binns would be more useful for you—to begin with, I mean. Have you had his class yet?"

Fortuna shook her head, and Hermione bustled off, leaving her standing in a pile of armor. The professor hadn't bothered putting it back together, so she did, using her power to identify and cast the spell. The knight's return to its dais revealed the errant knut lying on the ground, where it had been concealed from the professor's view by a handguard. She picked it up and considered it.

She would, of course, restore the money to its rightful owner. Hermione wouldn't notice the coin's absence, nor would she notice its return. In a few weeks, she would spend it on candy at Hogsmeade. A few days after that, it would find its way into the hands of a bartender, who would give it as change to a man called Fetters, who'd send it to his niece in Cheshire, who...

She cut herself off.

As a rule, she didn't interfere with money. She was young, and a child who suddenly acquired wealth would be noticed. Besides, other people needed it in a way she did not; she could get whatever she might want via other means.

And right now, what she wanted was to exact a little revenge for what Draco Malfoy had said about her family. It was true that she had baited him, that she had more or less chosen for him to say what he had—but her power wouldn't have given her that option if he hadn't really felt that way.

As she walked back to Gryffindor Tower, walking a little more slowly than usual so that she could conveniently arrive at the same time as someone else and thereby avoid having to say the password, Fortuna asked herself how the Malfoy family had acquired and retained their wealth.

Some balancing of the scales might be due.

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There were few things Fortuna hated more than History, and dealing with it was a task she'd delegated to her power within the first minute of the first time she'd been told to open her social studies textbook. She never asked her power to tell her what actually had or had not happened—she asked it to write the expected answers on her tests without bothering to consider any of the twaddle her hand might scrawl.

Of course there were reasons people said history was relevant, but they were all bunk. She'd heard that those who did not remember the past were doomed to repeat it, but she knew that people did not avoid mistakes even if they'd memorized a load of dates and "facts" that were not, her power assured her, usually facts at all. She knew what the actual facts were, to wit: that history class always was a complete waste of time, that history class always had been a waste of time, and that history class always would be a waste of time.

The student body at Hogwarts seemed to agree. When one of the first year boys said their first class that morning was History of Magic, the older Gryffindors said that having to deal with Professor Binns on a Monday morning was hard luck. As they took their seats, Flavia mentioned that neither of her sisters had anything positive to say about the class or their professor, whom they bemoaned as dull and oblivious. Fortuna suggested that, when it came to history classes, listening to a dead guy drone on and on was really just cutting out the middle-man.

Luckily for her, even dead professors still allowed the student body to harass them after class with questions. Professor Binns didn't get nearly so much of it—being a boring man who taught a boring subject boringly helped with that—so Fortuna had a clear shot at him before he could phase through a wall.

"Professor, if I could have a word with you."

He looked around, confused, and finally he noticed the girl in front of him. He adjusted his spectacles as he focused on her. "Can I help you, Miss...?"

"Floris, sir. I wanted to ask you a question about something not covered in the lecture material."

"Very well," Professor Binns said. He sounded disinterested and clearly wished he were elsewhere, as though he had anything to do besides haunt the staffroom.

"I wanted to ask some questions on the history of magic," Fortuna said. "Specifically where magic comes from. Are there any generally accepted theories on who created it or where they were from?"

The ghost scowled. "Miss—" He faltered as he'd already forgotten her name. "Young lady, I do not teach myths or legends in this class, only cold, hard facts. 'Atlantis' does not exist and never did, and our craft was certainly not gifted to us by extraterrestrials. If you wish to indulge in idle, baseless speculation, I suggest you take out a subscription to the Quibbler. I will not countenance such prattle, if I see anything of that bent in your essays, I will mark you down. If that is all."

Not waiting for a response, the ghost turned away and swept through the nearest wall. He didn't even glance back as he disappeared.

Whatever Fortuna had expected, it hadn't been that. Apparently she'd touched a nerve. She consulted her power. Evidently the topic was a sore spot among historians. Nobody knew where magic had come from, and the handful of explanations presented were less theories and more fairy tales.

So much for mainstream history. Was there anything behind the theories that might be found in whatever the "Quibbler" was? No, not at all. It was a one-man tabloid run by someone who was completely barking.

Then she asked herself about "Atlantis." No fog there: it wasn't a real place and it hadn't ever been a real place. Nor were the legends about it founded in fact at all; it was a metaphor a Greek Muggle had created when he was talking about philosophy.

As for aliens granting special powers to humans? Absurd. What she'd seen had nothing to do with aliens; the monsters were twisted humans and the land she'd seen had been earth. And it seemed that if she wanted to know where that land and its people had gone, she would have to do her own work.

Standing around as the classroom filled up with the next period's students wasn't going to get her anywhere. Fortuna followed her professor's example and departed, fuming slightly, once she'd grabbed something that wouldn't be missed. The one time in her life she had a question that historians should be able to answer was the one time they couldn't. It seemed she would have to do their job for them, and she couldn't think of anything more annoying.

"Hey! Fortuna! Hey!"

Angelique. The voice had started from down the hall, but it was getting closer and closer with every word. Fortuna suppressed the temptation to increase her pace. Today was an important step in implementing her plan to stay unnoticed, and Angelique was a critical part of that. The key, even.

Angelique tried to grab her shoulder, but Fortuna dodged the overly familiar greeting by turning to face the smiling Hufflepuff encroachment.

"It looked like you were going to make a run for it. Didn't you hear me?"

Fortuna shook her head and smiled ruefully. "I was lost in thought."

"I know what you mean," Angelique said. "I think I might be dreaming. I know I fell asleep in class, but I don't know if I've woken up yet."

"You didn't fall asleep," Fortuna said. "You just wanted to."

Angelique burbled on without taking note of this interjection. "I've got a bunch of people meeting in the library in fifteen minutes. Can you bring Flavia?"

"She's already on the way to the library," said Fortuna. "I had to stay behind to ask a question."

The other girl beamed. "Already hard at work?" She continued without waiting for an answer, "Henry is going to help us kickstart our study group, but he can't start until next week."

She didn't identify Henry, so Fortuna got her power to do it for her. He was a fifth-year whose eagerness to help anyone and work ethic would counterbalance his only slightly above average grades. He was also vulnerable to candy; all Angelique had done to recruit him was drop one hint that chocolate frogs might be on the table, and his hand signed that metaphorical contract.

Meanwhile, Angelique was still talking. "I asked Jessica and Candidus at breakfast, so they should already be there."

They were, Fortuna knew, but she didn't say so. Instead, she let herself endure the small talk and introductions to two other Hufflepuffs, Zachary Bangbourne and Derek Oakthorn. They were both brown-haired, round, and eager, and Fortuna had difficulty telling them apart.

Not that she needed to. Her power would do it for her.

When she got to the library, she split off from the Hufflepuffs so she could go round up Flavia. Her partner in crime had seized a table in a corner remote enough that Fortuna wouldn't have been able to find her on her own.

Flavia did not want to join the study group and said so. She said she didn't think she would get any academic value out of it—her actual thought process was much blunter about her classmates' intellectual capabilities—and Fortuna knew full well that she was correct.

"I believe I could get good marks without help as well," Fortuna said. "But there are other considerations. Friendship, connections, simply enjoying school as such."

It was a weak argument, but it was only her first. She was going to persuade Flavia, but it wouldn't be through the logic of a specific argument; it would be through the way she said it, the way she would advance so many arguments so quickly. Flavia would pay less heed to the words and more to the fact Fortuna would brook no refusal. In the end, her friend would concede simply to make her happy.

"I doubt it would be any better than just studying on our own. Socializing might actually be a distraction."

"It would help the others," Fortuna continued. "A variety of different perspectives and strengths will provide insights and understanding impossible to achieve on their own."

Flavia seemed preoccupied with her ink bottle. "You could join on your own," she said. "I wouldn't be upset."

Not completely true, but she believed it was.

"But it just wouldn't be the same without you," Fortuna said. "I need help in potions as much as anyone who isn't you."

"I've been immune to flattery ever since our chef said I'd make nearly as good a cook as her one day," Flavia said grumpily. But her grumpiness didn't quite sound convincing.

"And do you really think someone like Professor Snape should determine our classmates' entire experience with Potions? Do you think he deserves that kind of influence?"

Flavia threw up her hands. "Pax," she said. "Stop. No more. I concede. I will join your study group." She began to pack up her things. "You really want to do this."

"I've read mysteries set in boarding schools." Fortuna shrugged. "Now that I'm actually here…There is a way things should be, if you know what I mean. Ordinary students by day, rogue detectives by night."

Flavia chewed her lip in order to suppress a smile. "Rogue potioneers. I suppose it could provide some cover."

"Precisely."

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Counting the two Gryffindor girls, Angelique had corralled seven first years into her study group. Candidus had come by himself because his efforts at making friends in his own house had thus far been fruitless for reasons known only to Fortuna and everyone he'd approached, while Jessica had brought the blonde girl Fortuna had noticed with her during flying class. She introduced herself as Astoria Greengrass and everyone took their seats.

"So," Angelique said, "What's everyone been up to?"

"I'd say a hair under five foot," Jessica said with a pointed glance at the Gryffindors.

"I'm surprised you can still see us from all the way up there," Flavia said coolly, though not as coolly as she'd intended, before turning her attention back to the Hufflepuff. "Nothing much. We've just been settling in."

"I don't know if I'd call annoying Draco Malfoy 'nothing much,'" Astoria commented, looking at Fortuna. "That was you, wasn't it?"

It seemed the Slytherins were a little more gossipy than she would have preferred, and she was a little surprised to learn that Malfoy had shared anything. In his place, Fortuna would have found the experience humiliating and kept quiet about it. But no, her power confirmed; this scion of one of the proudest and most prominent families in his society possessed so little dignity that he'd spent the majority of the previous day stalking about the Slytherin common room and vowing revenge on the feral Mudblood who had assaulted him.

She put on a show of total bewilderment. "I don't think so," she said.

"He said a first-year Gryffindor girl attacked him, which gives us five possibilities." Astoria lifted her left hand, all five fingers outstretched to indicate said possibilities.

"Oh, that definitely wasn't me," Fortuna said. She made herself sound relieved, as though the possibility of being in Draco Malfoy's bad books was very intimidating and she was glad to have ruled herself out. "I didn't attack anyone."

"Well, he said someone did." She lowered her pinky and ring finger. "Not de Luce and not Blackstone, he would have recognized them."

"Odd," Flavia remarked, in an uncharacteristically snooty voice that Fortuna recognized as an imitation of her oldest sister's. "I wouldn't have recognized him."

She was lying, and Astoria knew it, but she didn't try to argue. Instead, she refocused on Fortuna and lowered her middle finger as she continued talking. "He said it was someone with black hair, which puts Amica out—she could be mistaken for a Weasley."

Fortuna regarded Astoria, wondering where she was going with this. An opportunist, she judged. The Slytherin had come here to see what the fuss was about and to decide whether she'd try to gain standing with her peers by warning Fortuna, or to try to curry favor with her older housemates by reporting on Gryffindor antics to Malfoy.

"That leaves you and Romilda Vane. But he also said it was a M—Muggle-born and Romilda's a Pureblood." She raised her now solitary thumb for emphasis. "The person who attacked him must have been you."

Flavia snorted. "A logically compelling argument, if you accept your premises. But you've overlooked the obvious possibilities, which is that he was lying or wrong."

"I think he must be lying," Fortuna said slowly. "I did run into three Slytherin boys in the halls yesterday, but they attacked me. Tried to jinx me and a teacher stepped in before I could get hurt."

Astoria nodded sagely, as though she'd suspected that had been the case all along. It seemed that Draco's dramatic antics weren't confined to hallway standoffs, and Fortuna's account rang more true than Draco's tale. The scales tipped slightly in her favor; Astoria believed her and felt a little sympathy.

That sympathy wouldn't stop Astoria from trying to play both sides and she'd definitely be reporting that Flavia de Luce had publicly thrown her support behind his attacker, but it was a start. He wouldn't forget his grudge, but he would be smarter—or at least quieter—about acting on it. For a while, anyway. When he thought the Head Girl wouldn't notice.

"Draco..." Jessica rubbed her chin. "That'd be the blond tosser always walking around the common room and talking about himself?"

Astoria was scandalized, both by Jessica's dismissal of a member of the ruling class and the fact she was sharing intrahouse drama with people outside of Slytherin. "Draco Malfoy is the son of a very important man and it wouldn't be a good idea for you to be spreading rumors about him, or worse, insulting him."

"Fuck him," Jessica said.

Flavia hauled her potions textbook out of her bag. "I can't help but notice that he is spreading rumors about and insulting Fortuna."

"Fuck him," Jessica said again.

This was leading up to a fight that would be big enough to get them kicked out of the library and would drive Astoria out of the study group. Jessica wouldn't back down and Astoria would work herself up into a self-righteous rage about treating the older Slytherins with respect, particularly in public. The Hufflepuff boys and Candidus wouldn't be of any help, and Angelique was already wringing her hands over everyone not just getting along.

Fortuna nudged Flavia, who nodded a little and cut off the brewing battle by slamming her book on the table so hard it shook a little.

Jessica whistled. "You smashed that harder than I smashed your mum last night."

Everyone else looked baffled by this comment, which redirected some of the tension into confusion. The truth was that not even Jessica knew what the phrase she'd said meant, but Fortuna suddenly did, wished she didn't, and allowed some of her irritation to show. "If we could focus on why we're here, we have a potions assignment due tomorrow. I believe that will be everyone's worst class."

The mood turned damp as a marsh and everyone was scowls and frowns as they opened their potions textbooks. All except for Flavia, who started drumming her fingers on her open textbook to release some of her excitement, and Astoria, who was casting baleful glances at the other members of the group. She felt as though her classmates' attitude was a condemnation of Snape—and she was right.

"So," Flavia said, once everyone had opened their books and gotten over their initial sulk. "Professor Snape couldn't teach Zygmunt Budge how to brew a cure for boils, so we're going to learn it ourselves."

"Professor Snape is competent," Astoria said defensively. "If you have any issues with him, you can bring them to him. He's very fair."

The Hufflepuff boys immediately started to grumble. "You were there," one of them, Bangbourne, said. "You saw him vanish half our house's potions and none of yours! And he took a point away from Derek for not knowing an answer and called it cheek!"

Angelique stayed quiet because it was her policy not to say anything at all if she couldn't say anything nice, but she nodded when Oakthorn added that Snape wasn't as harsh on the Slytherins.

"Numerous sources have informed me that Snape is predisposed to thinking better of his own students than others," Candidus announced. "I've heard about him, and his behavior last week does nothing to make me think the reports I've heard are wrong."

"He knows a lot more than you do, or you'd be teaching potions," Astoria snapped. "Being intimidating and no-nonsense doesn't mean he's ignorant or biased. Maybe he was hard on you because you were wrong and getting potions wrong is dangerous!"

Things started to heat up again, and Fortuna knocked over Candidus's gargantuan copy of An Unabridged Compendium of Helpful Herbs. It fell to the table like a toppled building.

"That's my book," Candidus complained, annoyed at her touching it even though he could recite all of it from memory.

Madam Pince poked her vulture-like head around a corner and glared at them. The students settled down and were completely silent until she moved on.

"Candidus might be wrong," Flavia said. "But he's right that Snape was horrid about it. He'll ruin potions for everyone, and that's just unjust. Page twelve?"

Flavia took them all through the assigned material with ease, with the Hufflepuffs interrupting frequently to ask questions. Jessica was scribbling down notes as fast as Flavia could talk and Candidus even managed to add something about a herb from time to time that made some sense.

Astoria alone was recalcitrant. "This doesn't make any sense," she said. "Stirring in that pattern isn't what the book says to do."

"The book teaches you how to make a potion that's good enough for a first year," Flavia responded. "But there are ways to refine it. Quills work better if they're turned clockwise, because going from east to west emulates the solar cycle."

"Professor Snape would have mentioned it if it was something we needed to know," Astoria argued. ''Otherwise, it's just a useless piece of knowledge to make yourself try and look smarter than you really are."

Flavia hauled a much older book out of her bag and shoved her it in front of Astoria, which showed a diagram of a man stirring porcupine quills in a silvery broth in a clockwise motion. "You'll look exactly as stupid as you are when your potion turns purple instead of indigo."

"You keep mouthing off and you're gonna be the one turning purple," Jessica said with a grin.

"Miss de Luce is right," Candidus said. "But my sources say Professor Snape would never accept an answer he didn't tell us, even if it is the correct answer."

"Sources?" Jessica chortled. "Where the blooming hell are you finding them? A bloody dealer by the loo? You don't have sources, you don't even have friends."

"My cousin," he pressed on, glaring at her, "informed me that it's better to leave something out than to be marked wrong for including a fact he didn't cover."

Astoria wanted to protest the unfair characterization of her head of house, but settled for silent grimacing. Flavia outwardly accepted his attempt at peacemaking, but Fortuna knew she was internally fantasizing about poisoning Astoria as revenge for calling her pretentious. Fortuna would have to thank her friend for helping everyone later in spite of the indignities.

Paper piled up as notes were taken and essays were hashed out, with some requiring a little more attention than others. After an hour, Jessica threw herself back in her chair and groaned.

"I had a better time at my grandpa's funeral," she announced. "I thought magic would be about fireballs, turning people into toads, the choice stuff. Can't we just skip to that? Let's blow something up."

"Would you like to be the one to tell Headmaster Dumbledore how his classes should be going?" Astoria asked. "At least we have Defense Against the Dark Arts later. That should be interesting."

Candidus took it upon himself to inform everybody that Defense Against the Dark Arts was completely unpredictable, due to the fact the teacher changed every year. It could be positively stellar or it could be shamefully atrocious, and who could say in advance? Nobody, he averred.

Fortuna could, but she didn't care. "It can't be as bad as History," she said, as she finished packing her things.

This was a point that stood uncontested.

"You're leaving?" Flavia asked, a little sharply. She didn't say "me with these people?" but she didn't have to.

Fortuna smiled at her, acknowledging the unspoken half of the sentence. "I have something very important I need to do."

"And what's that?" Jessica asked.

"Nap," Fortuna said. Flavia would understand being abandoned for a few hours if she said she was going to sleep; they'd stayed up until three finishing setting up their potions lab in the Shrieking Shack.

"But it's lunchtime," Angelique said.

"It is," Fortuna said over her shoulder. Her brisk walk cleared four bookshelves before anyone could manage to get a word in and by that point she was free. No one was going to risk Madam Pince's wrath by yelling in the library.

Her exit had been abrupt, but she wasn't leaving just to slack off. She wanted to spend some time in the owlery without anyone noticing she'd gone, which meant she'd have to be done and asleep before Flavia finished lunch and got back to Gryffindor Tower.

Draco Malfoy was a problem—or, rather, he would become a problem if he were allowed to continue on his current path. He was wealthy, connected, and had an obsessive streak a mile wide. She'd drawn his attention by choosing to intervene on Hermione's behalf, a choice she couldn't bring herself to wholly regret, and now she would have to expend time to dealing with the consequences. The sooner she acted, the less time managing him would require.

She could cut him off from his peers, beginning with the youngest, before he even realized he was losing them. Some of the groundwork had been laid with the study group; Astoria had stayed despite her discomfort and students from the other houses now had an impression of Malfoy as a liar.

There was another line of attack open to her, one that meshed with the thoughts she'd had about money the day before. Draco's power at school, petty as it was, existed because his father was an influential figure in wizarding politics. It followed that if his father were less influential, he would command less respect among his classmates.

She wrote three letters in three different styles of handwriting. One invited its recipient to tea on Thursday, one declared that the family wasn't interested in selling after all, and the last one simply said "I'm watching." in red ink.

Satisfied, she dispatched them via different but equally unmemorable owls.

She would do nothing drastic, nothing overt. She could nudge things here and there without taking up too much time, engineer a series of coincidences—a bit of good luck for a rival, a member of his network distracted at a key time, an occasional petty quarrel—that would gradually and unnoticeably erode his power base. By the time his heir came of age, Malfoy's would be one name among many.

In the meantime, she could just use her power to evade any run-ins.

She concluded her business in the owlery by dispatching letters to each of the thirteen people her power had identified as having recovered their memories post-Obliviation. There was no reason for her to do everything herself on that front; as they replied one by one over the next two or three weeks, she'd put them in touch with each other so they could compare notes. Perhaps their discussion would produce something she could use.

While she was waiting for those results, she'd pursue another avenue. Once Fortuna had unpacked her bookbag back in her dorm room, she ran a hand across the cover of the leatherbound notebook she'd acquired from the oblivious Professor Binns.

Hermione had hinted that the dreams she was having might include memories. She evidently couldn't use her power to access them, but that didn't mean she was helpless. Memories or not, she was going to record the fragments she could remember every morning and piece together whatever might be kicking around in the recesses of her mind.

There was only one way she was getting some answers to her questions and that was to investigate.
 
It's been a while, so I don't remember Jessica, but I'm giving whatever House she's in a hundred points for amusing me greatly.
 
As for aliens granting special powers to humans? Absurd. What she'd seen had nothing to do with aliens; the monsters were twisted humans and the land she'd seen had been earth.
Yep, totally impossible that one. Humans become monsters at the drop of a hat after all.

Jokes aside, is this the teen speaking, or part of the obliviation at work? She didn't even consider it for a second, instead she rationalized it away while living in a magical world.
 
Jokes aside, is this the teen speaking, or part of the obliviation at work? She didn't even consider it for a second, instead she rationalized it away while living in a magical world.
This is the reason why it's so easy to rationalize it away. If you live in a magical world where people transform things at will, you won't think "aliens" when confronted with people turned into monsters, you will think "uncontrolled magic" or "work of a mad wizard". 'If magic, then aliens' isn't really a thing.
 
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There was another line of attack open to her, one that meshed with the thoughts she'd had about money the day before. Draco's power at school, petty as it was, existed because his father was an influential figure in wizarding politics. It followed that if his father were less influential, he would command less respect among his classmates.
I love this. It's a delicious juxtaposition to jump from school hijinx to this sort of reminder that Fortuna could rule the world if she wanted to.
 
The phrase time turner came to mind. Interesting, but not immediately useful for someone in her shoes.

A time turner is always immediately useful.
That's the point.

Nobody knew where magic had come from, and the handful of explanations presented were less theories and more fairy tales.

The wizards prefer to call that "journalism."

The one time in her life she had a question that historians should be able to answer was the one time they couldn't.

To be fair, historians don't really answer questions so much as copy other people's answers.

"How would you solve this problem?"
"Well the Romans did it this way..."


"So you make makeup?"

"No, that's Rouge potioneer. We are rogue potioneers."

"Oh... so you don't follow proper safety protocols?"

"..."

she was a little surprised to learn that Malfoy had shared anything. In his place, Fortuna would have found the experience humiliating and kept quiet about it.

There is no humiliation so great that Draco can't make it worse.

But you've overlooked the obvious possibilities, which is that he was lying or wrong."

It's Draco.
I'm sure he can manage both.

Defense Against the Dark Arts was completely unpredictable, due to the fact the teacher changed every year.
"It can't be as bad as History,"

Well of course.
Binns has decades of bad teaching experience to draw on.
 
A time turner is always immediately useful.
It is worth noting that a lot of Contessa's power was from access to Cauldron as a resource, especially doormaker.

Fortuna here has a pretty superhuman baseline thanks to magic and the power to just cast any spell she wants with perfect result, but accumilation of further power-multipliers is how she got really broken in the first place.
 
its nice to see this story lives again, the other HP/Worm fics i have read haven't really measured up in comparison.
 
This is the reason why it's so easy to rationalize it away. If you live in a magical world where people transform things at will, you won't think "aliens" when confronted with people turned into monsters, you will think "uncontrolled magic" or "work of a mad wizard". 'If magic, then aliens' isn't really a thing.
I never understood that reasoning. It's like saying that since you know the Platypus exists, the Axolotl must be a fantastical animal.

If you already have something that goes against anything we know about the universe, why believe that it is the only one after all?
 
I never understood that reasoning. It's like saying that since you know the Platypus exists, the Axolotl must be a fantastical animal.

If you already have something that goes against anything we know about the universe, why believe that it is the only one after all?
Because from the perspective of the person that has magic, magic does not go against everything we know about the universe, because magic exists and he knows so.
 
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