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Fate/Salt Order (Nasuverse/SI/Salt... Quest)

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[X] discover mako energy, learn to make sephiroth grade super soldiers, kidnap zero_breaker and turn him into discount sephiroth.
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In which nothing makes sense, also known as a regular thursday
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    • Reviving with quartzs is a totally valid strategy.
    "Alright, alright," I glance at the… mess in the Control Room.
    One muscular Lancer, lying on the floor. Unconscious.
    Mysterious Heroine X and Angra Mainyu, fighting over who gets to keep the Director for themselves.
    Said Director, alternating between pleading stares and angry glares at me.
    Jeanne Alter Santa Lily (god, that name is way too long for her own good), being tackled into here through a wall by a robotic Mashu.



    ...Now hold on just a bit.

    "I know it's you, Mr. Moriarty!" The child Santa proclaims, trying her hardest to block the machine's shield bash. "Not even sending a robotic Servant at me changes the fact that you're getting coal this Christmas!"
    A shadow appears from the hole in the wall, the dust kicked up from the rubble obscuring the figure.
    ...Really, it's way too easy to identify him with those gigantic butterfly wings.
    "Hahahahahaha! So you saw through my plan already? As expected of a sain-" The old man coughs rather heavily. "-Gah, damned dust getting into my mouth. In any case! This is merely the beginning, a test of this Alter Ego's capabilities!"
    The Mecha Mashu nods at his… Creator? Summoner? How did he even manage to make this happen when everyone was just summoned not too long ago?
    "Next, I shall transform Chaldea into an evil organization!" Moriarty continues. "Ahahahahaha! Can't stop me now, can you, Sherlock Holmes-"

    A black-and-red flying object slams straight into the Archer, who crumpled into a heap right away.
    "--Agh! My back!"
    That solves it, I think?

    Turning back to the Director, I put up a wry smile. Probably not very reassuring for the girl, but every bit counts. "So, ah, what are we doing again?"
    Olga Marie is no longer hounded by the two Servants, but I think the current situation somehow manages to be worse for her.
    "You cannot win me over with a simple cup of coffee!"
    "Aww, even after I've tossed the bug away from you?"
    Ah, so that was Angra Mainyu.
    Guess he has nothing over a True Ancestor.
    "Come on, X! This cup of coffee is more deserving of you than the girl over there." Arcueid winks at the Saber. Er, Assassin. "Her hair's color doesn't even match with yours!"
    Said Servant is too busy staring at the other blonde's face to hear her. "I… you… this… agh, you weren't supposed to be a Saberface but here you are!" She throws her hands into the air, fist clenched. "Damn you, Takeuchiiiii!!"

    "Let's just, you know, get away from here." I beckon Olga Marie over.
    It took her a few seconds to respond. "Ah, uh, ahem, yes?" The Director slowly moves away from the duo. "...Maybe I'm just not cut out for this." She admits with a downcast expression, shooting glances around the damaged room. "My father's fruits of labor, being torn apart like this…"
    I… have no idea how to console people, really, so I just resort to patting her on the shoulder.
    "Lev's off doing things I have no idea about, all the other Masters are missing, and the Servants that were summoned aren't even trying to cooperate." The white-haired magus takes a deep breath, before facing me. "Zero, was it? We got off to a bad start, so let's do this again."

    "I am Olga Marie Animusphere, Director of the Chaldea Security Organization."
    "As a Master under the employment of this organization, I ask that you…" A sigh, before she continues. "...the only Master left, to aid us in the protection of humanity's continued existence."
    The Director finishes, and looks at me with expectant eyes.

    Guh, those eye are too much for me.
    "...I-"
    "Senpai!" "Director!" Nice job ruining the mood, Mashu, Romani.
    "I found the armored Saber fainted around the reactor-" Romani pauses as someone tugged on his shirt.
    Namely, Paul Bunyan. "Found you." She murmurs, seemingly expecting the doctor to reply.
    Still put off by the interruptions, Olga Marie nonetheless shakes her head. "Humor the Berserker, Romani."

    "Two more Servants got summoned!" Mashu, meanwhile, reports. "Both covered in gold, both have red eyes, and the red-haired Rider's dragging them off alongside the green-haired Lancer!"
    Oh hell, there's two Gilgamesh here?

    ...Well, as they say, may as well go all in.
    "Alright." Making up my thoughts, I snap my fingers for everyone's attention. "Not sure how well I can do, Director, but I'll try."
    "Moriarty, if you're still with us, mind stopping the Mecha Mashu?" An OK sign rises from under the knocked out Angra Mainyu weakly, and I'm going to take that as an affirmative.
    "X, you're the coolest Servant around and all, but please hold yourself back from gunning for the Director right away. Arcueid…" Her stare meets mine. "...Just don't break things. Please." The True Ancestor nodded. "Thanks."
    "Angra Mainyu, not sure if you're awake, though please don't bully the Director all the same. And, uh, Romulus?" He's still out cold. "Let's just push this to the back."
    "And…" I'll have to track down the other Servants. This might be a problem.

    The large screen in the Control Room suddenly lights up again.
    "-Is this thing on? Oh good. Ahem. I've waited so long for this."
    "The hell are you doing EMIYA-"

    And then, in a swirling light, we're all dragged into god knows where. Or when.
    I think, given the presence of dinosaurs right in front of us, the 'where' part isn't all that important.
    Or the 'when' part.
    "I thought the Age of Gods was supposed to be a thing?"
    "Not this far back, idiot."

    [] I don't even know anymore

    SHAKESPEARE manages to get lost in the place right away.
    ENKIDU is confused over the growing number of Gils.
    KIARA summons a female Gilgamesh, who promptly tosses her as far as she could.
    ATALANTA sends everyone into the past. Far, far past. As in, dinosaurs.
    ARCUEID works to win over Heroine X's heart. With coffee.
    ROMULUS is too out of it to do anything.
    EMIYA, no doubt following the orders of the Demon Pillars, tries to influence the public by hosting a cook show. And then he's facing a dinosaur.
    SCATHACH escapes the fate of being rayshifted to the past by not being in Chaldea.
    ISKANDAR drags Caster Gilgamesh along in his search for cakes. Also for Enkidu.
    SOLOMON ponders on the irony of Bunyan leaving him for his human self.
    ALTER X is still munching on her sweets.
    TESLA continues to rail against Direct Current.
    KING HASSAN tries his hands at writing. Problem is, all his pens are burning and his papers are too.
    HEROINE X curses Takeuchi's name.
    SANTA LILY fights against the machinations of the evil mastermind, Moriarty! And his henchmen, Mecha Mashu!
    MORIARTY isn't quite sure why the Servant he summoned is like this, but hey, if it works, it works.
    CHIRON continues to not show up. Where could he be…
    GILLES accidentally doses himself with too much Mako Energy and goes unconscious.
    ANGRA MAINYU gets tossed away by Arcueid for being a nuisance.
    BUNYAN goes back to look for Romani, and then you realize she's really just looking for the person she was with.

    Also, because Solomon, Scathach and Kiara weren't in Chaldea when the rayshift happened, they get to... do nothing!
    totally no other reasons
    Mecha Mashu joined so that's something, at least?

    Vote for two more Servants to pop up in the... whatever the hell the Land Before Time is supposed to be.
    Format your votes just like the beginning! No duplicates from the current cast, though, and everyone gets three votes.
     
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    • [X] Twirl your Weapon really fast to impress ladies
    [X] Sengo Muramasa
    [X] Jeanne (Normal)
    [X] Altera

    Edit: Why RNG...
    JoeStratnoff threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Twirling Total: 13
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    JoeStratnoff threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Twirling Success Total: 42
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    JoeStratnoff threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Muramasa Total: 11
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    JoeStratnoff threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Jeanne (Normal) Total: 2
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    JoeStratnoff threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Altera Total: 38
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    Finally, he updates. Only took four months or so :V

    [X] Dinosaurs are like, bigger swallows. Kill them all.

    And for our two extra appearing Servants....
    [X] Holmes
    [X] Hokusai

    Edit: C-can we change the system to a roll-under one?
    Vocalend threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Murder for Fun and Mats Total: 32
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    Vocalend threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 3
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    Vocalend threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: It's Elementary~ Total: 9
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    Vocalend threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Jurassic Era Painting: EX Total: 7
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    OverReactionGuy said:
    [X]Capture and create a raptor chorus, they are good at singing right?
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    [X]Elizabeth Bathory
    [X]Elizabeth Bathory(Brave)

    TENATIVE EDIT:

    But honestly, that particular vote is just asking Liz to turn up uninvited.
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    Grue threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: AKOGARE~TION BRAVE Total: 83
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    Given my suspicions on when/where we are(let's call it Wild Land of Titanic Beasts Tassili n' Ajjer), LET'S MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE.

    [X]Embrace the power of the Umbral Star.
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    Grue threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: EX: TELLA Total: 39
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    [X] Merlin
    [X] Sheba
    [X] Hack Your Soul For Power (There's no way this can go wrong)!

    Edit: What the fuck is with these rolls. So it's currently Liz Brave and Sheba?
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    WildCardFool threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Shebae Total: 91
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    WildCardFool threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 3
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    WildCardFool threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: DOOO IITT Total: 75
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