Fate/Off the Rails (and onto hiatus again)
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[X] Take this moment to figure out your magic
[X] Take a moment to figure out your magic.
Blame Rin's shitty summoning for anything that goes wrong.
Blame Rin's shitty summoning for anything that goes wrong.
Look to the Left
Back from the Void
- Location
- OH CANADA!!!
Figure out magic and clean with style are the same in my head so I'll just go with Clean with style.
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That moment when an ancient Greek legend cleans your living room - 2
Look to the Left
Back from the Void
- Location
- OH CANADA!!!
[X] Clean it normally in style with magic
"If I'm gonna clean this place up might as well use it as an opportunity to figure out my magic... but first." I took the broom and tried to place it between my legs (damn you long skirt!) before I jumped up and promptly crashed into the ground. "MOTHERFUCKER." Note to self, figure out how to properly fly later.
Getting off the ground, I rub my temple as I look at all the broken furniture and wondered where the hell I'll even put them all. So I went and opened the front door slightly, looking for someplace to put it all. Archer had to put it somewhere in the anime/VN/manga whatever I can't seem to remember. Going out, hoping that no one can see me, I walked to the back of the house and found a dumpster large enough for all the broken furniture. Now that I got that out of the way, that leaves the final problem. How the hell am I gonna carry them all?
At first I tried to carry the table and to my surprise it was surprisingly light, E rank strength beats out human strength, who knew. "But there has to be a faster way to do this... Lets try out magic again."
I focused my mind on levitating the object and to my surprise the chair was lifted into the air, that was until it broke into several hundred pieces and fell to the ground. "Holy Zeus this is impossible. I can't keep this charade up if I don't know a lick of magic. It's not like Medea keeps a tome filled with her deepest magical secrets... wait... does she?" Looking through my robe I found an old looking tome with Medea's name written in Greek on it. "Cool, I can read Greek. Of course I said that in Japanese and... fuck it, thinking about it hurts my head."
Looking through it I found several different types of spells, chants, rituals, recipes and etc. For the moment I was more interested in the basic spells. "Huh, that's how you levitate things. Okay, it seems simple." Focusing my mind again, I lifted the broken chair pieces, this time it was stable. "Okay that was much more easier then last time... Hey, maybe there's a fixing spell somewhere in here?"
Flipping through the pages I found that there was indeed found a simple repair spell, one that increases in difficulty corresponding to the complexity and with certain things being impossible to fix but for the moment I was fixing a chair so who cares. Focusing my mind again, I chanted the spell silently and instantly the chair resembled into it original pristine self. "I know this probably goes into the territory of Blue magic or whatever but fuck that metaphysical bullshit, I got better shit to do."
I repeated the process with all the furniture until everything was fix. Finally, I faced my most fiendish opponent yet. FURNITURE LAYOUT.
"Okay this shouldn't be too hard..." I carried one of the couched and placed it against the wall with another couch at the end, at a 90 degree angle. "This isn't so bad." I placed a bedside table (I think that's the name?) and placed it where the two couches meet. Another minute and I put the coffee table in the middle and after a while I finally finished fixing the living room, after I was done dusting everything of course.
"Well that's gone. Kinda surprised that I didn't blow up any anything. Man that would totally suck... though." I looked at the grandfather clock. It says 2:24 AM but knowing the circumstances I knew that it was actually 1:24 AM. I literally got about 5 to 6 hours until Rin wakes up..."
[] Fuck it, go to sleep too (Skips to morning)
[] Go in the basement and read all of Rin's magical books
[] Figure out how to fly
[] Spend 6 hours reading a fuckingbook tome
[] Go out and spy on someone
-[] Shirou (Reminder for detection field)
-[] Illya (1200% likely to get killed, lolis included)
-[] Wakame (What's up Medusa?)
-[] Sakura (Also Medusa? I dunno)
-[] Zouken (WTF ME)
-[] Gilga-(I am not going to let you finish that)
-[] Write in
[] Write in
"If I'm gonna clean this place up might as well use it as an opportunity to figure out my magic... but first." I took the broom and tried to place it between my legs (damn you long skirt!) before I jumped up and promptly crashed into the ground. "MOTHERFUCKER." Note to self, figure out how to properly fly later.
Getting off the ground, I rub my temple as I look at all the broken furniture and wondered where the hell I'll even put them all. So I went and opened the front door slightly, looking for someplace to put it all. Archer had to put it somewhere in the anime/VN/manga whatever I can't seem to remember. Going out, hoping that no one can see me, I walked to the back of the house and found a dumpster large enough for all the broken furniture. Now that I got that out of the way, that leaves the final problem. How the hell am I gonna carry them all?
At first I tried to carry the table and to my surprise it was surprisingly light, E rank strength beats out human strength, who knew. "But there has to be a faster way to do this... Lets try out magic again."
I focused my mind on levitating the object and to my surprise the chair was lifted into the air, that was until it broke into several hundred pieces and fell to the ground. "Holy Zeus this is impossible. I can't keep this charade up if I don't know a lick of magic. It's not like Medea keeps a tome filled with her deepest magical secrets... wait... does she?" Looking through my robe I found an old looking tome with Medea's name written in Greek on it. "Cool, I can read Greek. Of course I said that in Japanese and... fuck it, thinking about it hurts my head."
Looking through it I found several different types of spells, chants, rituals, recipes and etc. For the moment I was more interested in the basic spells. "Huh, that's how you levitate things. Okay, it seems simple." Focusing my mind again, I lifted the broken chair pieces, this time it was stable. "Okay that was much more easier then last time... Hey, maybe there's a fixing spell somewhere in here?"
Flipping through the pages I found that there was indeed found a simple repair spell, one that increases in difficulty corresponding to the complexity and with certain things being impossible to fix but for the moment I was fixing a chair so who cares. Focusing my mind again, I chanted the spell silently and instantly the chair resembled into it original pristine self. "I know this probably goes into the territory of Blue magic or whatever but fuck that metaphysical bullshit, I got better shit to do."
I repeated the process with all the furniture until everything was fix. Finally, I faced my most fiendish opponent yet. FURNITURE LAYOUT.
"Okay this shouldn't be too hard..." I carried one of the couched and placed it against the wall with another couch at the end, at a 90 degree angle. "This isn't so bad." I placed a bedside table (I think that's the name?) and placed it where the two couches meet. Another minute and I put the coffee table in the middle and after a while I finally finished fixing the living room, after I was done dusting everything of course.
"Well that's gone. Kinda surprised that I didn't blow up any anything. Man that would totally suck... though." I looked at the grandfather clock. It says 2:24 AM but knowing the circumstances I knew that it was actually 1:24 AM. I literally got about 5 to 6 hours until Rin wakes up..."
[] Fuck it, go to sleep too (Skips to morning)
[] Go in the basement and read all of Rin's magical books
[] Figure out how to fly
[] Spend 6 hours reading a fucking
[] Go out and spy on someone
-[] Shirou (Reminder for detection field)
-[] Illya (1200% likely to get killed, lolis included)
-[] Wakame (What's up Medusa?)
-[] Sakura (Also Medusa? I dunno)
-[] Zouken (WTF ME)
-[] Gilga-(I am not going to let you finish that)
-[] Write in
[] Write in
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Finagle007
[Verified Great Old One]
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
[X] Spend 6 hours reading a fucking book tome
T-O-M-E, not T-O-M-B. Always hate seeing that goof.
T-O-M-E, not T-O-M-B. Always hate seeing that goof.
Look to the Left
Back from the Void
- Location
- OH CANADA!!!
- Location
- Elsewhere
[X] Spend 6 hours reading your fucking book tome
-[X] Memorize its fucking contents.
-[X] Memorize its fucking contents.
[X] Spend 6 hours reading a fucking book tome
Read Tome, steal the book from Shinji tomorrow (preferably leaving him a bleeding mess in a bathroom or janitors closet or something), and then a sympathetic magic ritual to kill all of Zouken's worms at the same time?
That's like... 90% of the horrible shit dead. Gilgamesh is just someone we really can't do anything about. Though we should look into killing Kirei and mercy killing those kids. Especially the kids since they're being used as mana batteries for Gil.
And, ya know, whatever curvaballs the QM throws... Scathach instead of Cu when?
Read Tome, steal the book from Shinji tomorrow (preferably leaving him a bleeding mess in a bathroom or janitors closet or something), and then a sympathetic magic ritual to kill all of Zouken's worms at the same time?
That's like... 90% of the horrible shit dead. Gilgamesh is just someone we really can't do anything about. Though we should look into killing Kirei and mercy killing those kids. Especially the kids since they're being used as mana batteries for Gil.
And, ya know, whatever curvaballs the QM throws... Scathach instead of Cu when?
A bit fuzzy on the timeline here. Can we save the redhead that was supposed to be Lancer's master or has she already been ganked by Kirei?
- Location
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Or worse, non-alter Berserker!Cu with the Warp Spasm!
Naw, she's dead Jim.
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Rin was the last to summon and Bezet was... the second I think?
She was early anyway.
Haha, God No! That's legitimately terrifying.
I'm kind of worried about spying with out low Presence Concealment. And I think learning our powers is a better use of our time. There may even be some stealth spells in there.
Crap
So! Learn powers, see how well can Rin actually support us, find Shinji, kill Shinji and grab his book and servant?
No, the last to summon is either Shirou or Medea. Unless Zouken joins in, in which case he's last.
RIght, don't even think about Shirou most of the time. ...Pull an early UBW and steal Saber soon after she's summoned?
*Sigh* I wish, but we'd need a mana/prana battery first. Which we probably have enough skill with magic to set up actually if we try. I wonder if we could set up homunculus/familiar based mana batteries. We still have a pretty bullshit Item Creation score. A rank would be better of course, but B should definitely be able to set up something.
Not really actually. Kirie tanked her family fortune on purpose because he's an ass.What about Rin's gemcraft? She must have a bunch of gems/prana batteries and I am certain we can expand on that very much?
Once we sort out our memories/abilities that is
Preliminary plan time, because having a plan is better than having no plan, no matter how bad it might be:
Okay... We need to grab the servant off of Shinji tomorrow. That's going to be our single biggest possible boon right now, especially because they'll come with an in-built prana battery in the form of Sakura. We can keep Sakura away from Zouken for a few days, he doesn't actually really care about that, and then we can grab her boytoy away from the war as well. She'll probably willingly help with that since we would want to steal his servant.
No... Better to make an alliance and maybe steal his servant, probably Saber, later. While Rin and Sakura could probably support a 3rd servant between them, it's better to take care of Zouken first and then use the combined Makari/Matou and Tohsaka resources to build a couple of mana batteries. From there Saber should be able to go full power and, with Avalon, take on Gilgamesh head-on and win if need be. Nevermind the support Sakura's servant, ourself, and any others we can convince could provide.
I really don't know what to do about Ilya though. With Gilgamesh and Kirie dead we shouldn't have to worry about anyone jump killing her suddenly at least. I think we should be able to get her to realize what's his name was lying to her for a long time about her dad. That should at the very least buy us some time.
Caster should just stay in their fort unless it's an odd one without a high Territory Creation. Hopefully it's a sane/reasonable one we can strike a deal with, between the two of us we could probably crack the Grail's system and show everyone it's been turned into the worst kind of monkey paw there is.
And possibly Bezet/whoever she summoned. Which could be a really bad wildcard honestly. Bezet believes in Kirei.
And, again, curveballs from the GM.
Look to the Left
Back from the Void
- Location
- OH CANADA!!!
Some votes would be nice. Please.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Waifu Shinji
Turn him into a maid
Turn him into a maid
Look to the Left
Back from the Void
- Location
- OH CANADA!!!
Crossdress or gender bend?
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
There are some rather unique opportunities that are available only very early on in the timeline so I guess most are really reluctant to just say, hell yea lets just do x and fall asleep?
Although I believe our benevolent QM will cut us some slack early on? Please? With sugar on top? ;p
[X] Spend 6 hours reading a fucking book tome
Anyway.