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Fate/Heaven's Curbstomp (OOC/Interest Check)(Recruitment Closed)

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...Wait a second.
Is that my Destati-inspired summoning chant from the other RP?
 
And posted.
I would like to note that the title of my post is entirely accurate.
 
I'm contemplating making the laziest summoning chant ever. Someone tell me it's a bad idea.
 
I suspect that only Best Team will be able to stand against all the mansex in this War.
 
Huh. For once, Delusional Tea Party isn't in effect.
Ruler applaud's Midgard's intentions of keeping down the madness.

That said, attempt-to-sleep-with-throat-sore time for me. I'll be leaving off for tonight.
 
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Letter for Master's
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    • Takoe said:
    So will I. Awaiting mass destruction eagerly.
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    You're stealing my job!

    Anyway since my mistake of the first RP blunder my newest post didn't get through complete. So, this is a letter that all master's have containing instructions to the war.

    HELLO MEN AND MONSTERS!!!
    All of you are the most crazy, stupid, idiotic, how the fuck do I turn this voice typing thing off? Brilliant members of the moonlit community, and you are invited to take part in the 2015 Grail War! In this war you will fight other magi, monsters and heroes from every corner of the world! In this war you might possibility get, shot, burned, ripped apart, and or incinerated. Just a heads up.The office of Shaytan is not responsible for any of these conditions or others that might cause death. You signed yes, we just fill the bag.

    Why would you enter a war like this? Why, because you get the Holy Grail if you win!

    That's right, you get the Cup of Christ, capable of granting any wish absolutely free!Must pay separate shipping and handling.

    Now how does that sound?

    Sounds good right? Anyway, if you truly wish to enter merely take the relic contained in this latter and summon your servant. This legendary heroic spirit is guaranteed to be the strongest of that particular class. HAHA! This is funny because it goes for everyone, I wonder if they're stupid enough to think that they're the exception. Huh? What do you mean it's still recor-OH FUCK!

    Once you've summoned your servant, come to the Empire State Building in upstate New York City and say the phrase "Bring the Rain" to any of the receptionists. They will then give you a key to the lower levels of the building where you can speak to Overseer Adrain. (This step is mandatory if you wish to enter. If you run into any enemies on the way, take photos.)

    We request your names because it'll make titling the bodybags a lot easier the world wishes to know the greatest mage and hero of our era.

    SO COME! ONE AND ALL!

    AND

    BRING

    THE

    RAIN!
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    • You should join Shark Shark Magus, together we can crush everyone else by virtue of having the best ocean based alliance. Cthulhu x Magic Shark is the best because together they can swim away from all troubles.
     
    erlking said:
    You should join Shark Shark Magus, together we can crush everyone else by virtue of having the best ocean based alliance. Cthulhu x Magic Shark is the best because together they can swim away from all troubles.
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    Let's go free humanity from their oppressive pants!
     
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