Respite Pt: 2
Ring regenerate my left hand.
"Command failure."
I let out a sigh and crack the reattached fingers on my right hand. Alright, can you detect the approximate time it will take for it to disperse naturally?
"Command confirmed, based on current degradation mystic overlord will disperse enough to allow accelerated cellular regeneration in five minutes and forty-five seconds."
Wonderful, wait, how does it work? You said accelerated cellular regeneration. I deliberately ignore a brief movement in the shadows below me.
"Corpsman's fear of permanent injury is used to power artificial rapid cell division generating exact copies of previous cells."
Right... so that's what it was doing when I asked for healing… that... makes... sense, it's what I would do if I were using exotic 'healing' someone, next... Ring scan for Illyasviel von Einzbern.
"Command confirmed. Alert, two results present."
Well, isn't that bloody fantastic, I drop down to the street level and dim my glow. So considering how quickly 'Archer' cut me to pieces, I should probably attempt some facsimile of stealth. Give me constant visual updates on their locations.
"Command confirmed."
Two icons appear in my vision one up high and far away, and one almost directly on top of me.
…
Ah fuck.
I generate a 20-millimetre flak cannon construct and point it at the nearer Illya icon.
"Oh, you finally noticed?"
The 'Archer' drops down from the lamppost above me; I wave my currently stubbed off left arm.
"I've been a bit distracted."
I open fire and generate a construct shield as she throws a white and black sword at me.
Snikt snikt.
I think for a moment, ah Kanshou and Bakuya! Wait...
"Eh?"
My confusion matches that of my opponent, as I stare at the blades buried up to the hilt in the shield and then at her face.
"Ahahaha!"
I can't believe it actually worked, these constructs have been very unreliable against magic.
"Hmm… I didn't think that it'd adapt that quickly. What a pain, haah, after I went through all the effort of ensuring you had minimal fear to work with too."
She lets the blades fade as she backs up.
"Eh? You knew this would happen."
The blades fade. Wait, what did she mean by ensuring I had minimal fear to work with?
"That's one of your problems Mr Bartholemew, you're too oblivious. In a fight, you have to pay attention, like now."
Snikt snikt.
I generate another shield construct just in time to stop another assault, causing the same result. Following up with a construct replacement left hand.
"One of my problems?-"
As the blades disappear, I drop the shield and grab her throat with my construct hand.
"-gotcha-"
Hmm… I've killed a lot of people since arriving here mostly lesser-known slavers and torturers, but I don't think I've killed a child yet… wait some of those guards looked pretty young.
"-To be fair I've probably got a long laundry list of problems, but for some reason, I still feel ticked off. Not only did you cut off four of my fingers, get caught, but now you're critiquing me? I mean I don't mind a little critique, but I'm less inclined to listen when you're trying stabbing me even less so when I have them beat."
Maybe I should let her kill me? My construct grip loosens slightly as I shake my head, don't think that way. Ring sleeping gas her face please.
"Command confir-"
"Perhaps you sh-"
Snikt snikt.
"-Gah!"
"-med."
I lose the hand construct as two more blades enter my stomach and shoulder, respectively.
"Haah, I knew fighting you would be such a pain, you always find ways to ignore injuries, perhaps you are a masochist?"
Ring heal me please.
"Command confirmed."
I drag myself back upright.
"I'm more concerned that you know what that word means frankly."
She lets out a small giggle.
"I know lots of things. For example, your weapon can be so much more versatile, I've seen you use it like that a little bit. But you still always end up using it as a glorified club."
She returns to the top of the lamppost.
"Hold up! Rewind a second what did you mean by 'ensure that I had minimal fear to work with?"
She points Bakuya's blade at her mouth.
"Who knows anyway I've got what I wanted now anyway, thank you for the meal."
What does she mean by-
Snikt snikt.
"MOTHER FU-"
I cut myself off before finishing as two generic swords impale my feet.
"-nngh."
Ring cut the pain receptors in my feet.
"Command confirmed."
I see the archer fly up- no wait she's jumping, the building as I remove the swords from my feet.
Ring fix my feet, would you?
"Command confirmed."
I crack my toes as feeling returns into my feet, that was… unpleasant. I'm still concerned about what she meant though; I should link up with the others.
…
I consider the stab wounds I just had healed.
…
Slowly.
I shake my head as I begin power walking in their general direction of the other Illya Icon.
I gotta get my head in order, or I'll lose my mind again.
"I'm starting to hate magic."
A loud screech of straining wheels draws my attention back to the real world.
"What the- Jesus Christ!"
An expensive-looking silver car pulls a Frankly impressive handbrake turn and stops in front of me.
Ok so I know intellectually that I'd be ok after being hit by a car, but an object that big moving that fast is still startling.
The vehicle manages to take out a trashcan and almost topple a streetlight, the door is thrown open, and ahead of long white hair emerges.
"Ahh, perhaps I need to work on my driving again…"
Red eyes, white hair so an Einzbern Homunculus.
…
Probably.
...
Is that profiling?
…
Problems for later.
The fact that she's not dressed as a maid… I pat myself down and attempt to regain some semblance of calm, by body pitching into a half bow before my mind catches up to what's happening. It never hurts to be polite.
"Lady Einzbern, I presume."
She smiles, tilting her head to the side.
"My, my aren't you a polite young man, if only your clutter wasn't throwing me off."
I raise one eyebrow as I stare down at her, clutter? Is that an insult? No, I'm not going to take offence to that if I don't know what it means.
"...might I inquire as to why you nearly hit me with a car?"
She places a finger on her lips, a contemplative look on her face.
"Hmm... I didn't think I was that close, ah!-"
She perks up.
"-interrupting a lady isn't very polite., now I wanted to ask you why you're here?"
She pauses, and I nod.
"Yes?"
"and if you could help me find my daughter?"
I strain not to look in the direction the ring told me Illya is. It might make everything easier if I got her involved… or it could open another whole can of worms. No, not planning ahead has fucked me over a lot since coming here… well, in general, it's not a good idea.
I should probably learn something from that.
...
Does that make me irresponsible?
…
I wish I wasn't so tired.
"Alert magical buildup detected."
That can't be good... stalling it is then.
"I'm not sure what you mean, I kind of live here."
Well now at least, hmm… now that I think about it I do live here. The low light glints across her eyes as something flickers in the corner of my vision. Is that a bird?
"Hmm… I came home early to check on how my lovely daughter was but found that she seemed upset about something and refused to tell me...-"
She pouts. I feel so unnerved, but this is a perfectly normal thing for her to be concerned about. Why do I feel like I'm disarming a bomb?
"-Then I found that she'd snuck out of the house when I went to check on her.-"
Oh, dear, I think I see where this is going.
"-of course I did what any parent would do and started stalking her.-"
I feel like she didn't need to put it like that.
"-After I tracked her down, I found her on top of a large building with you and your friends."
Oh fuck, that sounds bad.
"Friends is a-"
I'm distracted by something in the corner of my eye. Is that a bird?
"so-"
Something pulls on my leg.
"WAA-"
THUD.
My face impacts the pavement before being hoisted into the air as I'm hung upside down by my leg. Well, I'm definitely difficult now.
"-Did you just hit me with a bird?"
"Ahem, I'll ask you directly-"
What the fuck is this? Her expression never changes.
"-where is my daughter?"
I try to slow my breathing, ok, ok normally I'd be more than happy to help someone in a situation like this. However, for some reason, I'm in a hostile frame of mind right now. Certainly, nothing to do with nearly getting hit by a car, let's try deflection.
"What does th-"
Something flutters around me. Is that a bird?
THWACK.
"OW."
I feel my backbend under the impact of a large object, oww fuck. What happened to my environmental shield?
"Please try and remain on topic, it's past her bedtime."
I don't have to deal with this; I can fly. Ring get me out of here now!
…
Nothing happens, what the fuck is going on? I look at the hand I still have and find my forearm wrapped in a glowing light blue string, the ring is completely obscured as the strings fit around like a gauntlet.
Ah.
"My my, were you thinking of escape?"
Oh no, oh, no-no-no.
"No?-"
Before she can interject, I point in their vague direction, directly at a building.
"-And that way a couple of hundred meters, I think."
I hope. Whatever she has suspended me in the air cuts out, causing me to crash onto the pavement.
"Oomph."
This is ridiculous, I just fought Heracles... and only ended up mostly dead, how can a mere modern magus overwhelm me? I land on the concrete in a heap before getting yanked to my feet by my arm.
"Would you mind showing me the way?"
Yes, actually you are clearly completely insane, very stressed and somehow bypassed the rings defences. I glance down at the bindings of light around my wrists.
I should really stop being surprised by these things.
I let out a sigh and put on my best smile.
"Of course."
So then taking a gamble. Ring are the Illya's, both still in the same location they were before?
"Negative."
I stare at the point where the Ring is showing me their location, now on top of each other.
…
Makes sense Archerllya appears to be bothering normal Illya but are you sure about that?
"Confirmed."
It doesn't look like she has moved… Ring am I insane or is she still on the roof.
"Subject 'Illya' remains in the same building."
Then why did you? I frown and look at the ring. Wait, are you giving me sass?
"Subject sass unknown."
...
Oh well, it's not like it matters. Hold on; Ring is the translation still working?
"Confirmed."
Right, so I've still got something working, that's a plus.
I turn around the last corner and point upwards.
"Up there, I think."
She walks to the front door to do… something to it.
…
I wish I understood magic more.
I follow her into the building as she makes directly for the lift.
"Now, how was it that these worked…"
I raise an eyebrow.
"Would you like a hand?"
She shakes her head.
"No no, I can do it, Kiritsugu showed me how it was done once."
She presses the down button bringing her shoulders back a smile radiating from her face.
I'm actually not sure what pushing the incorrect button on the lift will do.
Ding.
The doors open and we enter.
"Ah, which button goes to the roof?"
Well, the highest floor number is twelve, so that's a good place to start.
Ding.
The doors close then open again, ah so that's what happens.
"Ah, what went wrong?"
I push the button again, and the elevator begins moving.
"Don't worry about it."
"I'll have to ask Kiritsugu to take me to a big city next."
I nod.
"Right."
"Don't think this means you're getting off."
"Hm?"
"You were very naughty and need to be punished."
Wha-? I give her a sidelong glance as I try to appear unflustered.
"What?"
Woman, I am eighteen I feel like you're being unnecessarily demeaning.
"But that will have to wait for later; I'm more worried about my precious Illya right now.-"
Why do I feel like she just said something very concerning?
"-You really don't seem surprised by any of this."
I shrug.
"I'm in the know, so to speak."
She pulls her hands to her face miming shock.
"Eh, are you a stalker?"
What? I feel my face burn up.
"Huh? What? No, of course not! I mean in the know about magic."
What the fuck?
"Hmm, reaally? I was beginning to wonder after seeing you this second time? And now to find you tracking my daughter… are you perhaps a lolicon? fufu."
I blink, trying to calm myself down and let out a sigh. Ah, she's taking the piss out of me isn't she, it's best not to fall for the bait.
Who even talks like that? Hold on.
"What do you mean by 'this second time?'"
I close my eyes to remember, I don't think I've met her here before, but I feel as if I've forgotten something...
"Hmm, I suppose you were distracted at the time, but you've been busy since Libya."
Libya? When was I in? Ah, right, the human trafficker.
"I wasn't aware you were there."
Ding, the doors open, and I ignore what I think is some movement to my left.
"The moonlit world has been in quite a stir since your debut… hmm… although I guess it's been a mess for a little while.-"
It's what?
"What does that mean?"
She walks out of the elevator.
"Eh? Why aren't we on the roof?"
"I'm afraid we'll have to walk up the stairs for the last floor, but what do you mean by a me-"
And… she walks off, I let out a sigh and move to catch up with her—problems for later.
"-If you keep ignoring me, I'm going to leave."
"Of course, I'll deal with you later I'm more worried about my daughter than you.-"
Somehow that makes me feel more dread...
I let out another sigh.
What the hell is she planning? I feel like she's running circles around me!
...
Christ this is what it must be like to talk to me, minus the torture.
...
I consider my exploits overseas for a moment.
...
Most of the time.
Irisviel throws open the door to the roof.
"Illya! Mama has come to pick you up from playing with your friends!"
A quick scan of the roof reveals Miyu apparently unconscious with Illya shaking her. Illya turns to us, eyes wide.
"Eh?! Mama, what are you doing here?"
Illya looks at me while I try to edge my way to the streetside of the roof, then she looks back to her mother.
"I-ll-ya, you can't stay up so late, and doing so in the city with strange men is definitely a no-no."
I feel my face burn up as I pause my escape. Don't take the bait, don't take the bait.
"Hold on; I'm going to have to interject here, you're making this sound like this is my fa- ack?!"
Something flickers as the strings around my hands reappear before tightening and pulling me down.
"Mr Bartholomew are you ok."
...
Was that a bird?
Another blow comes down one me as I hit the ground.
"Language please."
I hate this.
"I wasn't PLANNING on swearing-"
She leans over to my ear.
"I meant please do not interrupt me when I'm disciplining my daughter?"
I let out a heavy sigh.
"Haa-"
I walk over to the side of the building.
"-By all means, continue."
Irisviel claps her hands together and cocks her head.
"Now, I-ll-ya, what do you think you're doing out here so late?"
Illya turns to me with pleading eyes and I shake my head.
"Sorry no, listen to your mother."
Irisviel turns to me.
"Hmm… I thought you wanted to leave?"
I nod.
"Goodbye, and good luck."
And I step off the edge, and enjoy the fall down, ahh I need to relax more… whatever part of my mind that keeps making me feel bad about killing people can't be healthy, I should probably talk to a psychiatrist about it…
"Hahahahaha."
I laugh hysterically into the night. What would I even tell them, I don't think patient confidentiality extends as far as to cover serial vigilante-murder. Wait do human traffickers have bounties on them? They should do.
I let out a sigh, why am I worried about that? It's not like I need the money. I guess it's that part of me that dislikes missing out.
I walk down the street; walking has always been good to provide me time to think, Ring show me which way is my 'home.'
"Command confirmed."
A flash of yellow appears in my view. Hmm, when did I start to think of this as home? I could probably get back to where I came from before arriving but… I don't really feel the need to find a way back; it's not like I was going anywhere. Maybe I wanted to take advantage of this new lease on life? I let out a sigh.
"Haah."
So much for that, what am I gonna do with my life now? I've never really accomplished much before arriving here, sure I've gotten a few awards had my parents say they're proud but never really felt proud of myself…
Hell, what've I accomplished here? Saved a couple of people killed a couple of no-name human traffickers and criminals? No, anything I could do on a wider scale might get the universe deleted.
…
Unless I made that no longer a concern? Maybe with some kind of reality anchor to get the world bound into existence? It'd need to be a big anchor, what would it even be bound to? I'll see if Medea would be interested in that later if she's not… I'm sure I could bribe or threaten someone into helping me.
There's a plan, from that I could try improving things here and there and not be as worried about accidentally causing the deletion of the entire world.
I'll see if I can find any members of the 'Moonlit world' who'd also think that's a good idea… Ring put that on my to-do list after 'find Sakura a therapist' and 'make friends'
"Command confirmed."
Right now that the thinking is sorted, I should arrive home. Ring FTL jump please and fix my hand, please.
"Commands confirmed."
My vision blurs as I blink tiredly and feel my fingers extend.
Ugh, tonight hasn't been fun.
I crack the knuckles of my newly regenerated hand as I approach my front door—a slight pressure on the side of my head and… pop.
I wince as I open the door, ah so I guess she set up a bounded field or something.
…
What are the chances she didn-
Clink.
A dull grey stone blade smacks me in the neck as I stare into the gaping skeletal maw, ah the skeletal warrior things… When did she build those?
"-Ow.-"
I generate a construct Rhodesian ridgeback that proceeds to pull out its spine causing whatever magics hold it together to break down.
"-Medea, would you kindly turn this 'security system' off?-"
Clunk.
"-Ow.-"
I turn around to see another one pulling it's 'sword' back after having struck me in the back of the head.
"-Any time you please.-"
I catch the warriors wrist and try to twist its arm.
Pop.
It claws at my face with its other arm.
"-Doggo kill.-"
The ridgeback tears its skull… face-thing-of-gnashing-teeth off, letting the rest of it fall apart as the light comes on upstairs.
"-Good doggo. Are you ignoring me?-"
I hear a loud sigh from above me as she floats down into view staff and robes lowering.
"-Good morning, sorry for waking you up."
She holds the bridge of her nose.
"What happened to your arm?"
Ah well, I imagine that's what she would notice first.
"Ah, well there's a good reason for that."
She glares at me, sending a shiver down my spine… I mean, I hope she won't be that mad about it...
"There had better be; I did that as a favour."
"I fought and killed Heracles a few times."
She regards me levelly before frowning.
"Ah… how did you survive that?"
I blink. Uhh by running away? By being hard to kill?
"By being difficult to kill."
She shakes her head.
"No, I met Herakles while I was alive. He should've been able to kill you effortlessly."
Ouch, thanks for the vote of confidence…
"Well, he's been turned into a card now."
A concerning smile spreads across her face.
"Did you not attempt to 'save' him? I thought that was your intention?"
I lift the hand with the ring on it and point at it.
"I might have mentioned a few times that this thing is related to fear?"
She nods.
"Yes?"
"Well my plan was to use it to poke at your, as in all of the 'heroic spirits' insecurities until they broke themselves out, do you know what I saw when I looked at what Heracles was afraid of?"
She shakes her head as she allows me inside; I use the ring to take my shoes off.
"No, I can't imagine what he would be afraid of."
I nod.
"Exactly I saw nothing, nothing to work with. Not that he had much of a mind left to work with anyway."
I shrug eh what can ya do one out of… was it five… could be worse. I let out a sigh.
"A shame with a pocket Hercules I'm fairly certain I could strong-arm just about anyone. But that's assuming I could get him to listen to me instead of just murdering everything around him."
That comment earns me a sidelong look and a nod as I walk into the kitchen, now food… I don't really want to break out the good steak or lamb for a quick meal; maybe I could make up some stir fry with the chicken breast? No, that'd need rice, and I don't have any prepared. Ah I know I take a frozen mince pie out of the freezer.
"Is that why you do things? on a whim, you risk your life several times to save people so that we can be useful tools for you?"
I nod, taking the mince pie out of the packet.
"Basically yeah, either that or pity."
I wince. Ah, that's insensitive isn't it, she's not gonna get mad about that is she? She raises her forearm to her head, shaking it.
"I can't tell if that is incredibly foolish or brave."
I suppress a sigh of relief, looks like she didn't that's good, I don't really have many friends here. Hmm… was I holding my breath?
"Oh that's easy, foolish, or more reckless I'm not brave at all."
She blinks as I feel some beads of sweat on my forehead, and I start the oven and place the frozen pie on top.
"Hmm… I'd have expected you to start bragging about your accomplishments as evidence of your bravery."
Ring, Raise the temperature inside the oven to… I check the box 180 degrees.
"Command confirmed."
Excellent.
"Going on a power trip, assuming no one is strong enough to stop me and actually being brave are two very different things. Plus fighting is always a little fun, either way, I'm glad I saved you at least..."
I'm not sure where I'm going with that… I shake my head to clear my mind... Right open the oven, set the dial to a hundred and eighty for 15 minutes, insert the pie.
"Are you planning on eating the entire pie?"
…
Does she want some?
"Yes, I was."
…
"Didn't that box say it serves four?"
"Do you want some?"
She continues to stare at me as I try to shrink out of her sight...
"please stop judging me."
…
So then subject chan-
"I require your assistance with something."
Oh? That's unexpected; she has helped me out a lot.
"What with?"
She's a competent magic user, what could she possibly need my help with?
"I was performing an experiment, and things went awry, and I believe you would be useful in bringing it back under control."
I frown. An experiment?!
"You haven't been doing anything that will kill us all have you?"
She narrows her eyes at me.
"I am not so careless as to do something like that, no I created a diorama."
A what? Why do I feel like there is an unspoken 'like you' in that sentence? I raise my hand slightly.
"What's a diorama?"
Her eyes narrow further.
"Perhaps it would be easier if I showed you."
I follow her to her room, hmm… I don't think I've actually been in there since I fixed it.
"Soo… what's the nature of the problem?"
I hope this won't take too long; I don't want the pie getting cold.
"In terms, you would understand, I was running what you would call a simulation and lost control of it."
Wait, I assume it's a magic simulation or something how would she lose control of it? I highly doubt that it's a computer simulation, I shrug.
"Right that happens sometimes, why not end it?"
She gives me a sidelong look like I'm a moron.
"That was the first thing I tried, they resisted."
Eh who resisted? She opens the door revealing a room filled with models causing my eyes to go wide. I haven't seen this many models since my father left. I walk towards the left wall covered with ships bottles and several small globes depicting cities, a smile growing across my face. A quick glance across the room shows me the far wall has a desk with several in-progress pieces and a... Saber... model… where did she even get that? The right wall has background pieces, paints and a concerning number of scenes depicting a blond man being tortured… are they moving? Probably best not to ask about that. The centre of the room has a large scene of a ship rolling across the waves.
"Models?! You didn't tell me you collected models. Whenever I ask what you were doing, you'd talk about magic or deflect. Oh, I haven't seen this many models for years! Can I take a closer look at them?"
I feel like a kid in a candy store, oh, where to start, where to start! I look at the first ship on the display cabinet on the left wall, if I had to guess it looks like a galley, maybe an Egyptian one I'd guess given the stylized eye on it? It looks a little tall though… wait this is the same ship that was in the centre isn't it?
"Wait, so you use collect model but don-"
She lets out a sigh.
"-Nevermind I'll show them all to you later, first I request your involvement with this."
She draws my attention to the model in the middle of the room. Hmm? There seem to be little model people scurrying around the boat? She moves her hands around it… zooming… out?
"This is a Diorama I made of Greece, complete with scale models of the entire population."
...
So that's what a Diorama is, I assume it's ancient Greece given the ship...
…
"Why?"
That seems like… a lot of work.
"I wanted to run an experiment to see if I could have resisted Aphrodite, however…"
Ah, definitely ancient Greece then… buut... that seems like an unhealthy hangup.
"Are you alright?"
I can't imagine that is a healthy way to deal with this.
"What?"
I fidget for a moment, ahh how to put this...
"Ah, I can't imagine that this is an easy way to deal with a personal hang-up if you need someone to talk too I literally live in the same house."
There's a silence for a moment as she regards me levelly.
"I don't believe you're in a position to be worrying about other people."
I shrug, eh anything to keep me busy really, as tired as I am I really don't want to go to sleep again.
"Of course I'm concerned, you don't think I dragged you outside because I didn't enjoy your company do you?"
"Hmm… I thought it was because you felt indebted to me?"
Ow, I thought we were closer friends than that.
"If that was the case I'd just call it rent, much easier to deal with, do you not enjoy hanging out?"
That earns me another sidelong glance.
"Haa either way before I get your help with this I'm going to need to rebound your arm."
Eh, ah fuck, this is gonna hurt.
"I assume that has something to do with the diorama?"
"Quite I created it by layering bounded fields over it day after day until it created something akin to a reality marble and if you crudely break the spell, it might set them free."
Eh?
"You mean they can escape?!"
She pauses her preparations for a moment as she considers her answer.
"Yes, I granted them some level of sentience in order to ensure complete accuracy."
Oh well, that should make this fun. I hold up my arm and grit my teeth; alright, let's get this over with.
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And with that, we are back from the dead call it a late Christmas miracle.
I told you I'd update this before the end of the year. So a lot happened there, and hopefully, it wasn't too confusing or too badly written to read.
I've got some vague vision of the path directly in front of me now so that should be fun, but my god online law and science uni was hell.
I'm not really good with subtlety or any kind of emotional writing, and I now think that if I leave my half started fic's my google drive, I'll never start them so... I'm thinking before the New Years I probably start uploading what I have already done to force me to write more. To incentivise me further, I'll even post a couple of the working titles of the ones that are the most ready to be uploaded. Fate: Altered/Twilight, Fate: Chaotic/Order and Ciaphas Cain: Saber of the Imperium.
P.S: Help me fate has taken over my life, not all of the works in my drive folder are fate related I swear.
But yeah I'm officially ending the hiatus, it probably won't me my previous thousand words a week thing, but hopefully, I'll write something.