Chapter Six
The Magic Academy, Kingdom of Tristain,
20th Day of Feoh
Inside the academy infirmary, Suleiman lay on his bed, his mind in turmoil.
He was quite alone. The beds were separated by tall wooden screens, with curtains to hide each bed and its occupant from the rest of the infirmary. His curtains were open, but there was no one in sight. The cacophony of female squealing and shrieking was coming from a few beds to his right, where the Ondine Knights were being tended.
No one had come to see him except Maxwell, bringing a bouquet of flowers that now sat in a vase on the bedside table, giving his little world a much-needed splash of colour.
Suleiman was not much surprised by the neglect, and actually quite relieved. They should not have been able to see his Avatar, the mysterious, horrendous, wondrous power he had unleashed. No one could see a manifested Avatar, except another Avatar-bearer. They would never understand what his Avatar was, what
he was, and that was probably for the best.
But even so, he would've thought Tiffania would have come to see him. Or at least, he'd
hoped she would.
Or was she afraid of him too?
The pain had stopped, at least. He did not know enough of Halkeginian healing arts to pass judgement, but the attentions of the academy physician had soothed his over-wrought body that much, at least. He was awake, but his body felt leaden, as if the very life had been sucked out of it. Not that he was particularly surprised; when the Avatar came, the pain and weariness came always behind it. The last time he had summoned it, he had been near-helpless for days. Had Majid not nursed and protected him…
Majid…
He perked up suddenly as footsteps approached. Had she at last arrived?
Then his enthusiasm turned to bewilderment as Julio Cesare stepped around the partition.
"You are…Julio Cesare?" he hazarded, cocking his head. "We met in Sottolatorre?"
"Correct on both counts," Julio replied. His smile was charming, but there was something about the look in his eyes that set Suleiman on edge. "I thought I'd stop by to congratulate you on your magnificent efforts."
"I…I thank you." Suleiman felt his cheeks redden. "But…I don't think it was all that magnificent. I only handled two of them before they got me."
Julio chuckled at his words.
"Your unarmed style was quite something," he said. "But…that
wasn't what I was talking about."
"I…don't understand." Suleiman's blood ran cold. How could he know? How could he
possibly know?
"That mighty being you summoned," Julio went on, still smiling. "I believe it's what your people call an…
avatar?"
Suleiman didn't reply. He
couldn't reply. Julio just stood there, staring down at him through those strange, mismatched eyes.
"How do you know of this?" he asked, his voice hoarse with dread.
"Let's just say I see what others cannot," Julio replied airily. "But now it's
my turn to ask the questions." He folded his arms, and his countenance darkened suddenly. "Why have you come to Halkeginia?"
Suleiman hesitated. He searched his thoughts for the right words, the words that would convince Julio that he had no evil intent. But how much dare he say without risk of revealing who he really was?
"I say again, son of Arysia," Julio's eyes flashed with a sudden intensity. "Why have you come to Halkeginia?"
"I…I didn't come to harm anyone, if that's what you're thinking." It sounded pathetic even to Suleiman.
"I…we came here to travel, to see and learn."
"You'll forgive me if I take that with a pinch of salt." Julio's smile faded. "I know what you are, Suleiman of Arysia, Suleiman the Avatar Mage. I know very well what you are capable of."
"But how?" Suleiman was confused. "How could you know of such a thing?"
"The Church possesses many old manuscripts," Julio replied solemnly. "Writings of our ancient empire, and of the crusades, speak from time to time of your people, whom they encountered in the Holy Land."
"You refer to the land of Brimir." Suleiman straightened his back as he spoke. "The land that lay between Nekhen and Ashur. The land that was divided by the seas. Yes, there were many wars in that place, with the Elves…"
"And with my people," Julio finished the sentence for him. "Yes. My country of Romalia had a great empire once, in times long past. It reached into the south, into the ancient land of Nekhen, and even into the lands of Arysia. But for the Elves, and your people, it might have claimed the Holy Land too."
"You sound disappointed," Suleiman commented sourly.
"Can you blame me?" Julio quipped, his smirk returning. "I bear the name of Julio Cesare, last and greatest of the Kings of Romalia, who conquered Gallia to earn his crown. Had petty and small-minded men not murdered him, and frittered Romalia's glory away in their own squabbles, my people would have ruled in Arysia, of that I am certain."
Suleiman knew the man was trying to provoke him, riling him to anger by wounding his pride. His father and tutors had taught him how to detect such a ploy, and warned him not to be goaded. To be provoked to anger was to lose a debate; or in the wrong company, one's life.
"That was a very long time ago," he replied mildly. "A thousand years, if I remember the histories."
"Yes, it was." If Julio was disappointed or unsettled by his ploy's failure, he made no show of it. "But the Kingdoms of Halkeginia returned to the Holy Land in later centuries…or at least they
tried to. Sometimes they fought their way past the Elves, sometimes they failed. Once, around two centuries ago, they managed to establish a kingdom in the southern lands. It was called
Outremer. Do you know of it?"
"I know of it." Suleiman felt his brow furrow with mingled anger and pride. "I know that the great Ardashir and his armies cast it down, and drove its people into the sea."
"So you
do know." Julio's smile vanished, his eyes flashing with what might have been anger. "Do you know then, Suleiman, of the hundred noble knights whose throats he cut? Do you know of the cities of Edessa and Ascalon, torn stone from stone? Do you know of the precious bones of Saint Magravand, of the Staff of the Founder, of the holy shroud of Boniface, cast into the fires like so much refuse?"
"I…cannot say I did," Suleiman admitted, reasoning that he lost nothing by doing so. Julio was losing the argument by resorting to such ranting, and he was content to let him continue.
"Somehow I thought not." Julio's anger seemed to fade, but his gaze was still hard. "But I'm
sure you know of the warrior who accompanied Ardashir, the warrior who snatched dragons from the sky and tore down walls, the warrior the Arysians called the Avatar."
"I know of him." Another admission that cost him nothing. "Tales are told of him in Arysia to this day."
"Then you know as well as I do, Suleiman of Arysia." Julio's smile crept back onto his face. "The Avatar is the herald of chaos, the bringer of misfortune." His smile became a smirk. "And that isn't the
half of it."
"As I said," Suleiman insisted, unsettled, "I meant no harm by coming here."
"So you say." There was something unpleasant in Julio's tone. "But don't be so sure that you have a choice in the matter. There are many powers on this continent, seen and unseen, and your coming has tipped the balance. They will seek you, seek to bind you, to control you…or if they cannot do either of these, they will
destroy you."
Suleiman felt cold inside. A part of him knew that Julio was telling the truth, but the rest of him cried out against it. Why him? What wrong had he done? Why would anyone seek out a power they could neither see nor touch? Why was
he important?"
"Something to bear in mind,
Lifdrasir." Julio turned on his heel and walked away, vanishing around the screen.
Suleiman sat where he was, his mind a blur. He hadn't exactly thought of Julio as a friend, but his hostility was no less jarring for that.
But even so, a part of him knew Julio was right. The Avatar was a power like no other, but a power capable only of destruction. No one knew why Cyras had bestowed the Avatars upon her people, to appear once for every generation. They had raised hills, beaten down mountains, drained rivers dry. They had toppled Sultans, burned cities, and shattered armies. Suleiman did not yet know what powers lay in Halkeginia, but he could hardly imagine
anything capable of taking on an Avatar.
And Julio had seem him for what he was. But would he keep the secret to himself, or would he tell others?
And why had he called him
Lifdrasir?
Suleiman knew about hidden meanings. When his tutors had taught him the arts of debate and conversation, they had taught him how a true
Mirza could hide meaning in plain sight, implying something important without really spelling it out. Was that what Julio had been doing?
If so, what was his meaning?
The Scarlet Tower, Romalia
"And now,
en pointe!"
The young man moaned in pain as his body forced itself up onto its toes. Fernando Sotomayor concentrated, his fingers deftly plying the strings of his violin. The bow darted back and forth, unleashing a rapid
agitato. He smirked as the young man kicked and hopped in line with the music. He was doing remarkably well, all things considered.
"How are your toes?" he called out cheerfully. "These routines are very hard on the toes, so I'm told!"
"Please!" the young man whimpered. "Make it stop!"
"So soon?" Fernando sounded hurt. "But we've barely even started!"
A picture formed in his mind. An instant later the man wailed as he performed a
petit jete, his wail becoming a yell of pain as he landed. Fernando could've sworn he had heard bones crack. It wouldn't be long now.
"I must compliment you on your dance,
monsieur." A pirouette, and another, and another. "I've heard it said that the way of the sword and the
ballet are one and the same. Monsieur, you are living proof."
"I can't! I
can't!" howled the unfortunate man, tears of agony running down his burnt, scarred face.
"Then perhaps you will indulge my questions, monsieur." Fernando's tone was sweet reason. "Who were you following?"
"No!"
"A
grand jete, monsieur?"
"No! Please!"
Fernando's predatory smirk widened, his violet eyes gleaming in the darkness. He alone could see the silver threads hanging down around his dancer, adhering to his body like a puppet's strings. It took but a thought to tweak them, to shift his puppet from one routine to another, to have it hop lightly towards the deep, black hole in the middle of the floor. The man screamed and pleaded as he danced closer to the abyss, but the invisible strings gave no respite.
"And…
jete!" The man leapt across the gap, screaming in blind terror. He howled in pain as he landed and twirled.
"Who was it, monsieur?"
"No!"
"Jete!" Another leap, another shriek. "Will you not tell me, monsieur?"
"Mercy!"
"And again!" Fernando's heart soared at the elegance of it. The howling and whimpering and shrieking could not detract from the
beauty of the dance, any more than his current appearance could.
"And once more?"
"Enough!" the man shrieked, as he neared the edge. "Enough! I'll tell you!"
"Tell me what?" Fernando asked, sending him over the hole once again.
"Please stop! Stop and I'll tell you!"
"Stop? Stop this wonderful dance?" Fernando played a flurry of fast couplets, his victim pirouetting in time, shrieking every time his toes touched the ground. "Monsieur, I could keep this up another hour at least, maybe even two!" He edged the dancer closer to the pit.
"We had to follow him!"
"Follow who?"
"The Arysian! We had to follow him! And take his companion!"
"Who wanted you to follow him?" Fernando had him hop around the rim of the pit.
"I don't know!"
"Jete!"
"Princess Isabella!" the man shrieked, as he flew over the pit. "It was Princess Isabella! She ordered us to find the Arysian!"
"I see." Fernando lowered the violin. The man landed, his foot twisting with a wet crack. He fell, screaming in agony as he crumpled in a broken heap.
"A rather unconventional method, your eminence," said Charlotte, emerging from the shadows by the wall.
"But effective, sister." Fernando gestured at the two guards waiting either side of the door. "My suspicions have been confirmed." He watched as the whimpering prisoner was hauled out of the chamber.
"A truth potion would have been faster, Grand Master," Charlotte pointed out.
"At the cost of his mind, sister," Fernando retorted mildly. "Also, I like to keep in practice."
"Yes, Grand Master."
"But enough of that." Fernando strode out into the corridor, Charlotte following after. The corridor was long and dark, lit red by the setting sun.
"I trust that what he just revealed had some meaning?" he mused.
"Reports have been coming in from our Gallian commanderies," Charlotte replied. "The North Parterre have been behaving strangely."
"Strangely? How?"
"I have collated the reports, Grand Master," Charlotte went on. "Almost all of them mention North Parterre agents, or known associates, active in their respective areas."
"They're on the lookout for someone," Fernando mused. "You suppose it might be the Arysian our friend was talking about?"
"It may well be, Grand Master. But it may also be a deception."
"A deception, Sister?"
"Princess Isabella may be a wicked girl, but she is also cunning, Grand Master." Fernando was more than a little amused by the obvious distaste in Charlotte's tone. "I wouldn't put it past her to attempt a deception, even on this scale. Besides, she only mentioned the
one Arysian, where previously there were two."
"Nevertheless." The humour was gone from Fernando's tone. His eyes flashed with a fervour Charlotte knew well. "This is not something we can afford to ignore. Send word to all our Gallian commanderies to be on the lookout. If the Arysians come into their reach, they must take them…
alive."
"As you command, Grand Master."
The Magic Academy, Kingdom of Tristain, 25th Day of Feoh
"Are you all right, Suleiman?"
"Huh?" Suleiman blinked, realising that Tiffania had just spoken to him. "Oh, I'm fine."
"Are you sure?" Tiffania asked. "You've been distant ever since…that day."
"Oh, that." Suleiman shook his head, driving away the fog that had hung around his mind since he had woken up. Four days in the infirmary had restored his strength, mostly, but he still felt groggy and light-headed.
"I'm sorry. I've just…I've had a lot to think about."
"About your power?"
Suleiman baulked, a cold knife twisting in his gut. He glanced back and forward, terrified that someone might have overhead. But the cloister along which they'd been strolling was deserted.
"Suleiman?"
"Miss Tiffania!" Suleiman hissed. "Please, please don't mention it to anyone! I'm in enough trouble as it is!"
"Trouble?" Tiffania looked worried. "Is something wrong?"
"Miss Tiffania…" He paused, clearing his throat. "I didn't mean to snap, but
no one can know about this. I
beg of you Miss Tiffania!"
He gazed pleadingly into her eyes. He hadn't wanted to be reminded of how vulnerable he was, of how much his fate lay in her hands. He was her familiar, her
slave. She had every right, if she so chose, to reveal what she had seen, and what he had told her.
No matter
what it might cost him.
"It's all right" Tiffania reassured him, clasping his hands in hers. "If you want it kept secret, I won't tell anyone."
Suleiman heaved a sigh of relief. He was fortunate in her, he knew; more fortunate than he deserved.
"I am grateful, Miss…"
"That dog!" The cry made them both jump. Suleiman and Tiffania looked along the cloister, seeking the source of it.
It was Louise, striding along with hunched shoulders and clenched fists, her brow creased with anger.
"Miss Louise?" hazarded Tiffania.
"Dog!" Louise growled. "Hypocrite!" She stormed past without acknowledging either of them. "Lecherous beast!"
She stopped suddenly, and Suleiman opened his mouth to enquire after her health.
"What're you looking at?!" she shrieked. Mage and familiar cried out as one, clutching each-other in fear. Louise muttered something venomous, then turned on her heel and stormed off towards the dining hall.
Suleiman was aware, in an intellectual context, that his face was nestled in Tiffania's cleavage. He also knew, in an intellectual context, that this was a severe breach of etiquette, and that he should remove himself from her bosom immediately and with contrition.
But for several wondrous, immoral moments, he could not bring himself to do so. With her soft warmth engulfing his face, and her scent filling his nostrils, he had no particular desire to go anywhere or do anything, for such would involve ending this foretaste of paradise.
Strange thoughts began to prey on his mind; strange, yet tempting. He began to wonder if would be so terrible, so immoral, to be more
intimate with Tiffania. Would it be so wrong to share a bed with her? To lie enfolded in her arms, his face pressed into her soft, fragrant flesh, his arms holding her to him? After all, Louise and Saito shared a bed without being married, or even being lovers for that matter. Was it such a transgression?
He pulled back, gasping for breath, his heart clenching at what he had dared to think. This was
Druj, no doubt about it. This was desire, yearning, foul and selfish
lust.
"I'm sorry!" he wailed, shaking in terror and shame. "I should not have done it! It was Druj! It was wrong!"
"Suleiman…"
Suleiman saw the sad, hurt look in her eyes, and his heart ached at it. She was an innocent child of nature, ignorant of such things. She knew little or nothing of what men and women saw in one-another; her conduct the night before had proven that. If she knew nothing of lust, or desire, then how could she know of the laws that constrained them?
"Forgive me," he said. "It's not that I…" He trailed off. What could he possibly say?
"Is it…
wrong for me to hug you?" Tiffania asked. She sounded like a child; a sad, lonely, hurt child who feared she had done something wrong. "Is that wrong for your people?"
"No!" Suleiman protested. "Not altogether!"
"But then…?"
Suleiman braced himself. There was only one thing he could think of. It
might offend her, or upset her, or damage her reputation. But how else could he resolve this?
"In my country," he said. "I can greet a dear friend, like
this." He stood on tip-toe, and kissed her on the cheek. He heard her
oh of surprise, and dreaded for a moment that the gesture had indeed been unwelcome.
Then her sadness vanished, replaced with a bright smile that made Suleiman's heart leap.
"Then I'll do it too!" Tiffania leaned down and kissed his cheek in turn, making him blush.
"Shall we go then?" he asked.
"Yes!"
The pair strolled along the cloister, smiling like children.
As they passed through the open doors, the hall erupted in a cacophony of cheering and clapping as the students saw them. Suleiman and Tiffania paused, momentarily overwhelmed by the adulation.
"Miss Tiffania!" cried a familiar voice. Both looked to see Beatrice and her friends standing at one of the long tables, waving frantically to get their attention. "Over here, Miss Tiffania!"
Suleiman could not help but smile at the sight of them. He had heard from Tiffania that those four had made up, but it was still a pleasure to see.
"Miss Tiffania, Mister Suleiman!" Beatrice greeted them, smiling brightly. "Please do us the honour of sitting here! We've saved two seats!" She gestured at the two empty seats. Seeing no alternative, Suleiman and Tiffania sat down.
"Is there anything Miss Tiffania would like?" asked Constance enthusiastically. "Will you take wine? Or perhaps water?"
As Beatrice and her friends fussed over Tiffania, Suleiman glanced around the hall. The students were clustering around the table, expectant looks on their faces. The only exception he could see was Louise, sitting a few seats down the table from him. The look on her face implied that she found this all very beneath her.
"Tell us about your country, Suleiman!"
Suleiman paused awkwardly. He felt like the entire dining hall was staring at him. A sea of bright eyes surrounded him, every face at the table staring at him in expectation, with plenty more crowding around.
"Well, I'm…" Suleiman rubbed the back of his neck, trying to buy a little time.
"What does your family do?"
"Are there lots of half-elves?
"Are you married?"
It was all Suleiman could do not to cringe at the relentless babble of questioning.
"Please, everyone!" pleaded Tiffania, who looked as flustered as he felt. "Please…!"
"Be silent!" shrieked Beatrice, banging her goblet on the table for order. "Stop harassing Miss Tiffania and her familiar with your questions! Raise your hands and Miss Tiffania will choose!"
This seemed to calm them down a bit, though Suleiman was still more than a little disconcerted at the number of hands raised high.
"Uh…" Tiffania looked from one to the other, urged on by a nodding, smiling Beatrice.
"Uh…Mister Gimli?" She pointed at one of the Ondine Knights, the one with the green hair.
"Ah, Suleiman, tell us about that grappling style! The one you beat the Luftpanzer Ritter with!" Beatrice scowled visibly at the reminder, but the other Ondines clamoured in agreement. Suleiman cleared his throat
"It's…what we call the
varzesh-e-Mirzani," he said. Since none of them spoke Elvish, let alone Arysian, there seemed little harm in telling them the name. "It's one of many barehanded styles known to my people."
"Can you teach it to us?" Gimli asked hopefully. Some of the other Ondines nodded enthusiastically.
"As leader of the Ondine Knights," drawled Guiche de Gramont, "I would consider it a privilege if you would consent to it."
"Well…I'll do my best for you," Suleiman said awkwardly. He looked around for Saito, but he was nowhere in sight.
"Miss Montmorency," Tiffania called out, pointing to a girl with bright blue eyes and blonde hair in long curls sitting next to Guiche.
"Are there many half-elves in your country?" she asked, her voice high and clear.
"Oh yes!" Suleiman replied, a little more enthusiastically than was entirely appropriate.
"There have been since the time of Cyras."
"And who is Cyras?" Louise cut in. She had risen from her seat and moved up the table to stand nearby. "Is it like our Founder Brimir?"
Suleiman felt the atmosphere become more serious. He paused, choosing his words.
"Cyras was our Prophetess in life," he said gravely. "She brought us together out of many peoples; the horse warriors of the steppe, the mountain men, the wanderers in the desert, Elves from out of Nepthys, and those who fled the power of the Ashur. She showed us the secrets of magic, and taught us the truth."
"And what is the truth?"
Suleiman cleared his throat.
"It is the truth we call
Arta," he said, his heart swelling with pride to hear the words from his own mouth. "The way of Arta is to learn and understand, that we might adapt and grow, and thus attain happiness. We express Arta with good thoughts, good words, and good deeds, by which we bring good into the world. To follow Arta is to oppose
Druj, that which opposes and prevents good."
He paused, wondering if his father would have been proud to hear him describe it. He glanced around the crowd, gauging their reactions. Some seemed deep in thought, while others looked confused, even unsettled. He didn't sense any hostility though.
"Mister Malicorne," Tiffania spoke up, pointing at a large, rather overweight boy with curly blonde hair and ruddy cheeks.
"Are your people friends with the Elves then?" he asked. "After all, you said Elves were part of your people."
"No indeed," Suleiman replied. "If anything, we're mortal enemies." He felt embarrassed saying it aloud, even more so when he saw how surprised his audience was.
"But why is that?" Beatrice looked and sounded bewildered.
"It's…a long story." And not one Suleiman thought suitable for the breakfast table, or any meal in good company. "Suffice to say, the Elves…"
He trailed off, glancing at Tiffania. He knew that Elves hated those of their kind who went to live among humans, and hated their half-human offspring even more. Their rantings and ravings on the subject were described in his people's most ancient histories. How would she feel if she were to learn of that hard truth? How would she cope with that knowledge?
"Suleiman?" Tiffania asked, looking at him quizzically.
"The tribes who joined with us were at odds with the rest of their people," he concluded. He felt foolish at the unworthy cop-out, an insult both to his audience and to his own integrity. But the thought of hurting Tiffania's feelings was far worse. Besides, it was
broadly true.
"Miss…oh." Tiffania paused, realising that she did not know the name of the one she had pointed out. "Miss?"
"Kirche von Anhalt-Zerbst," replied a very tall, dark-skinned girl as she eased her way through the press of students. Suleiman was momentarily taken aback at the sight of her. She had long red hair down to her waist, and a pair of breasts as well-formed as Tiffania's and almost as large. Her full-lipped mouth wore an indulgent smile as she perched herself on the table.
"Ah!" Beatrice's smile looked
distinctly forced. "Miss Zerbst."
"
Meine gnädige frau," Kirche replied in her native tongue, without a hint of reverence. "Princess Guldenhorf."
"Oh!" Tiffania looked surprised. "You know each-other?"
"In a manner of speaking, Miss Tiffania," growled Beatrice, through gritted teeth in a smiling mouth.
"I couldn't help but hear," Kirche said, ignoring Beatrice, "you referred to your Prophet Cyras as a
she. Your goddess is a woman then?"
"Oh…yes." Suleiman wondered where she was going with this.
"You see, I heard a very strange rumour about your country of Arysia," Kirche went on, a mischievous sparkle in her eyes. "Is it true that in your country women have dominion over men?"
As one the students perked up, looking from one to another in surprise and disbelief, before turning their eyes once again to Suleiman.
"Well…" Suleiman faltered, wondering how best to reply. "It's...it's not
quite like that."
"Can a woman inherit in her own right?" Kirche asked, apparently unperturbed.
"Why yes, of course." Suleiman was surprised by the question, and even more surprised by the reactions of the students. Why were they so surprised?
"Do women rule in your land?" Kirche went on. "That is, can a woman hold office? And can she inherit over a man?"
"Yes, on all three counts." Suleiman smiled nervously, looking from one to another of his audience. "Is that so strange?"
"It's strange to us," commented Gimli. "A land where women rule?"
"But…this kingdom is governed by a Queen," replied Suleiman, confused by his words.
"The Queen is a descendant of the Founder Brimir," Kirche said, still smiling. "Her right cannot be denied merely for the crime of being a woman."
Suleiman could not stop himself from looking as mystified as he felt. The
crime of being a woman? Was she being flippant?
"A country ruled by women!" commented Montmorency. "What a curious notion!"
"It's bizarre!" cut in another of the Ondine knights, the one named Baldwin. "I mean, a country run by women!"
Some of the boys laughed with him. Suleiman could not help but notice how cold the atmosphere had suddenly become.
"Oh?" Kirche turned to face him, her smile still in place. "Are you suggesting a woman cannot hold office?"
"It's unheard-of!" Baldwin proclaimed, with a somewhat forced confidence. "It doesn't happen in any civilized country!"
"It happens in
my country, from time to time" retorted Kirche, that rather unsettling smile still in place. Gimli, the green-haired Ondine, was edging away from Baldwin. "Are you suggesting that it isn't civilized?"
"It…it makes no sense!" Baldwin blurted out.
"It makes perfect sense!" declared Montmorency, standing up with her hands on her hips. "Girls are more intelligent and more sensible than boys! We should be the ones in charge!"
"Emotional and fickle you mean!" Baldwin sneered. "It takes real men to rule!"
"Who are you calling fickle!?" shrieked Louise, her eyes blazing.
"Uh…excuse me?" Suleiman pleaded, hoping to stem the conflict.
"Real men eh!" Kirche sneered, drawing an ornate wand from her cleavage. "Well, can a
real man beat a mere woman in a contest of magic?!"
"I can!" Baldwin snapped, whipping out his own wand. Fear and anger warred on his face, in sharp contrast to Kirche's louche smirk.
"Everyone!" protested Tiffania. "Please! No violence!" But no one paid heed. The students were already squaring off; the boys calling out encouragement to Baldwin, the girls to Kirche. Suleiman's heart sank.
"Now really, everyone!" declared Guiche, sweeping forth to stand between the combatants. "This enmity is ugly and pointless!"
There was a pause, and the looks of anger and aggression turned to surprise and bewilderment. Even Kirche looked confused.
"Conflict between men and women is a horror, a nightmare!" Guiche went on. He turned to Montmorency and dropped to one knee, making her flinch in surprise.
"Only an uncivilised brute would question the absolute and unquestionable
superiority of ladies." He looked up at the blushing Montmorency with a smile that would have turned an ice-hearted harridan into giggling jelly.
Suleiman was impressed. He had gotten the impression that Guiche was a good-natured airhead, but he seemed to have defused the situation by sheer weight of charm. His wooing was crude by Arysian standards, but the success was worthy of respect.
"Guiche…"
"Montmorency?"
"You are…"
"Yes?"
"A patronising fool!" Montmorency snapped up her wand. On the tables around her water, soup, and wine began to gush upward from their receptacles, coiling and massing in the air around her. Guiche had just long enough to look scared before the mass of liquid struck him, hurling him across the hall. He landed on a table-top, sending cups and plates flying as he slid across, slamming straight into three unfortunate boys too slow to get out of the way.
"Hey!" yelled a red-faced boy, his white shirt covered in broth. "That was my breakfast!"
Suleiman had a sinking feeling as time seemed to slow down. He had performed in enough sleazy taverns to know how this was going to go.
The boy raised his wand, unleashing a gust of wind. Montmorency yelped and ducked, the wind flashing past her over the table, sending a bowl of broth spinning through the air to land, by some dark miracle, on Louise's head. Suleiman watched in horrified fascination as the broth ran down Louise's face, soaking into her soft, curly, lovingly-brushed pink hair.
"You…!" Louise's face was a deep red, her hair coiling like a mass of snakes. "You…!"
"Selfish little Miss!" Saito griped aloud as he stalked along the cloister. "Nothing ever changes!"
He didn't know how long he'd been unconscious, though experience suggested it could have been anything from a few minutes to a few hours. He'd been blown up by Louise enough times to be able to hazard a guess.
"That was quite a strong one" commented Derflinger from his scabbard on Saito's back. "I mean, for this time of day."
"It's her answer to everything!" Saito snapped. "Wake up too soon? Blow up Saito! Hair tangled? Blow up Saito! Chest like a washboard? Blow up Saito!"
"She's prideful" the sword replied, with the air of one who knew, despite being a theoretically inanimate object. "Most women are. She won't admit she's wrong for just
any guy."
"Well you'd think I'd qualify by now!" Saito groused bitterly. Any reasonable person would have expected it, considering all the things they'd been through. All those adventures, all those dangers, all those frantic protestations of undying love. Was she
ever going to truly open up to him? To
trust him?
"Thing is, partner," Derflinger went on. "I've had a lot of partners over the years, and there's not many as dumb as you when it comes to women."
"Oh,
thanks!" snarked Saito.
"Seriously!" the sword insisted. "You keep making the same old mistakes. You keep saying and doing things you
know will set her off."
"It was just a dream!" protested Saito. "Besides, it's not my fault she's got a flat chest,
and a chip on her shoulder the size of Tokyo."
"Face it partner," the sword went on. "You wouldn't like her half as much if she was any other way, right?"
"I'd like it a
lot! Why can't she be more like…!?"
He had been about to say
Siesta, but caught himself. She'd been a nice young girl when he'd first met her, but at some point she had mutated into a proper little minx, out to seduce him away from Louise at any cost. She was a dear friend, and he was more than a little attracted to her, but her schemes had gotten him exploded too many times for him to
entirely trust her.
"Like Tiffania?" asked Derflinger.
"Tiffa?"
The present faded, as the lecherous beast hidden at the back of Saito's psyche worked its lascivious magic. Visions descended upon his mind; visions of Louise, her eyes big and bright, that innocent, trusting smile on her doll-like face, her breasts…
"
Mister Saito, I made this for you. I hope you enjoy it."
"
Mister Saito, I thought we could…snuggle tonight."
"
Oh Mister Saito, thank you for saving me!"
"Ah…" Saito was vaguely aware that he was drooling, but the visions were too delicious for him to care. "Louise…little Louise…little miss…"
An explosion snapped him out of it, the heavenly sights vanishing as adrenalin thundered through his veins.
"And a good thing too," Derflinger muttered, not quite loud enough for Saito to hear.
"The hall!" Saito sprinted down the cloister, through the doors, and along the main corridor towards the dining hall. He rounded a corner into the hall…
…and stared.
The hall was in pandemonium. Tables lay on their sides, some of them blasted to matchwood, and several windows were smashed. Food and other substances were splattered over the floor and walls. In the centre of the hall two golems, one of which looked like it was made of mashed-up food, were wrestling. Some students lay dazed or unconscious on the floor, while others ducked up and down from behind whatever cover was to hand, firing off spells, hurling objects, and shouting insults.
"I'm not coming to the ball with you!"
"Fine! I hate your stupid soufflés anyway!"
"You dress badly and you can't dance!"
"And you're fat!"
"I lied! I never liked that scarf you bought me! I hate the colour!"
A familiar wailing caught Saito's attention. He saw Tiffania cowering behind what had once been a table, Suleiman at her side
"What the
hell is going on!"
Eginheim, Aldera Province, Kingdom of Gallia, 28th Day of Feoh
He had arrived.
Majid paused a moment on the crest of a low rise, viewing the village in the morning light. It looked much as it had the night before, when he had first come upon it. Not wishing to test the villagers' hospitality, or their morals, he had spent the night some distance away, in a bivouac he had fashioned from leaves and sticks as the sun fell, then carefully destroyed as the sun rose.
He didn't want anyone knowing he had come this way.
He shifted his shoulders, feeling an unaccustomed pain in his back. It had gotten accustomed to soft beds in the course of his and his young master's journey, whereas before it could have endured almost any sleeping place without complaint.
Majid felt a twinge of loneliness. It occurred to him how
useful Suleiman's performing arts were. They had gained them the entry to every tavern they had sought to stay at, and enough money to keep them in food and other supplies. Now, with his young master lost, he had no such appeal, no means of making himself welcome; especially not in a little place like Eginheim.
He eyed the village critically. It was somewhat larger than some he and Suleiman had encountered, its buildings larger and more prosperous-looking, located just on the edge of a vast forest. But it was some way off the beaten track, and Majid had no illusions about such places, or how those who inhabited them might treat a lone, armed traveller who dropped his guard for so much as a moment. They were too isolated, too far from any kind of help or protection, to take the chance that he
wasn't hostile.
He strode down the hill, along the dirt track that was their link to the nearest road. The buildings were arranged in a wide horseshoe with a space in the middle, the open end facing the track along which he advanced. At first the villagers continued about whatever it was they were doing; some of them were chopping wood, others tending to the small plots behind each of the houses, while others seemed just to be socialising.
Then someone noticed him. To Majid's surprise they did not cry out, and to his relief they were not
directly hostile. Women hustled their children back to their houses, while the men watched him with hard eyes, hands gripping axes, hoes, or whatever else they happened to be carrying. In the corner of his eyes Majid saw one or two of them disappearing into the houses, perhaps to arm themselves.
He came to a halt in the centre of the open space. It seemed as close as he dared go without provoking them too much. He could feel their eyes upon him from all sides. As he scanned his eyes around the village, he saw the looks they were giving him, a mix of curiosity and low-grade suspicion. They obviously weren't used to visitors.
"Who commands here?" he called out. Some of the villagers looked at one-another, and Majid wondered if they had understood him. Had he gotten the words wrong?
"Who are you?" demanded a harsh voice. Majid turned, and saw a young man striding towards him, his eyes hard. He was solidly-built, clad in rough homespuns, with rather messy blond hair. His hands were gripped at his sides.
"I am Majid," he replied, matching the young man's gaze with his own. "Are you in charge of this village?"
"I am," interjected another voice. A much older man, his face adorned with a rather fine white beard, hobbled up to stand beside the youth. He did not seem overly hostile, but there was suspicion in his eyes. "I am the headman. This is my son Sam. Welcome to Eginheim."
The old man seemed to be doing his best to defuse the situation. Majid reckoned it was the least he could do to reciprocate, no matter what the brute named Sam might have in mind.
"I thank you, headman." He lowered his head respectfully, and was surprised by a chorus of muttering from the villages. "I mean no harm or inconvenience. A wizard told me that birdmen reside in this part of the forest, and that you could lead me to them."
The atmosphere turned cold. Fear and anger warred on Sam's face, and even the old man looked worried.
"What do you want with them?" Sam asked suspiciously.
"I would speak with them," Majid replied. "The rest is private."
For a few moments no one spoke. Majid could've sworn he could hear a bow being drawn behind him.
"Why would we have anything to do with the birdmen?" the old man asked, seemingly mystified by his request.
"I was told you had intercourse with them." Majid noticed the looks he was now getting from the villagers, and wondered if he had chosen the right word.
"We…we deal with them sometimes," Sam admitted, with exaggerated caution. "Well we
have to, don't we?! We can't go around
fighting them all the time!"
"The Lady Knight said it was all right!" shouted one of the villagers. Others cried out in agreement.
"I don't care what your relationship is with them," Majid insisted. He was growing tired of this. "I just want to talk with them, that's all."
"I'll take you to them!" called out a voice from the house behind Sam. Another youth, looking like a younger version of Sam, came hurrying out of the house.
"Josiah!" Sam barked, half-indignant, half-horrified.
"It's all right Sam!" the youth pleaded. "I'll take him!"
"Are you mad?" snapped Sam. "What if he…?"
"It's the only way and you know it!" retorted the boy named Josiah. "Come monsieur, I'll show you to them."
Majid felt the eyes of the villagers boring into his back as he followed Josiah towards the forest. Their route took them between the buildings and into an open area behind the village. The ground was furrowed and bare of grass; Majid wondered if this was where they dragged their freshly-cut trees to be chopped up.
Josiah led the way through the forest, moving as easily as if the forest was his home; which in some respects it probably was. Majid followed more cautiously, eyes and ears alert for danger. On and on they went among the trees, until Majid had lost any sense of direction and all track of time.
A suddenly jingling made Majid jump. He dropped into a combat stance, ripping his scimitar from its scabbard. He glanced back and forth, ready to fight.
All he saw was Josiah, smiling indulgently at him.
"Wind chimes," he said, gesturing up at one of the trees. Majid followed his gesture, and saw a cluster of what looked like sticks hanging by strings from a branch. "You scare easily, monsieur."
Majid glowered. He felt a fool for having been so easily spooked.
"This forest has eyes," he hissed, sheathing his scimitar. "I swear it."
"You're not far wrong," Josiah replied, looking up at the trees around him. "There are plenty of things you don't know about the forest."
"My homeland is mostly desert and river valley," Majid retorted sourly. "I did not grow up frolicking amid the arboreal verdance."
"Neither did I." Josiah turned to face him. There was something strange in his aspect, a sort of…
contentment. "I rarely used to go very far into the forest, and never
this far. There was so much I didn't know, so much I
feared."
"Until you met the birdmen?" hazarded Majid.
"Well…you might say that."
Josiah turned back to the trees. Majid's head snapped up as he heard a rustling in the upper branches. His heart froze as he saw the figures emerging from the mass of green, dozens, then scores of them, gazing down at him from the upper branches.
"You were right, my friend," Josiah said cheerfully. "This forest does have eyes. They've been watching us since we entered."
"You…know them?" Majid asked, awestruck and more than a little frightened.
"Know them?" The birdmen began to descend from the trees, broad white wings spreading from their backs to bear them down. Their shapes were otherwise human, their limbs long and narrow, clad in white gowns or short tunics. Josiah's look of contentment turned to adoration as his eyes fell on a particular birdman; a
birdwoman to be exact, clad in a flowing white gown, her arms outstretched to greet him.
"Oh…" Majid breathed, as understanding dawned. "Does your village know about this?"
"I should say so!" declared Josiah, grinning as he slid an arm around the birdwoman's waist. "They were all at the wedding!" He laughed. Some of the birdmen laughed with him, but others stared at Majid with suspicious eyes.
"I am Aisha," said the birdwoman, stepping away from Josiah and standing in front of the group. "You are welcome here, Majid."
"I…thank you," he replied, bowing in the Arysian fashion. Had they been listening to him even when he was in the village? "I come before you to request your aid."
"What aid do you need?" Aisha asked. The birdmen were all staring at him, with a mixture of curiosity and suspicion. Majid began to wonder how they would respond to his request.
"A wizard told me that the spirits of the earth had the power to find any person anywhere," he said, loudly enough for all to hear. "He also told me that you birdmen were able to commune with them. Is this true?" There was a long, tense pause.
"What you say is true," said Aisha cautiously. "Do you wish to find someone?"
"Not long ago I was separated from my…
companion," Majid explained. "One whose life means more to me than any other, including my own. I will pay any price for your help."
Another long pause. To Majid it was as if the birdmen were weighing him up, judging him, deciding whether or not he was a threat.
"We require no payment," Aisha said, smiling. "It is rare for a human to ask for our help, or even to speak to us without seeking violence."
"I was not aware of that," Majid replied, feeling awkward.
"We made peace with the humans of Eginheim," said one of the birdmen, a young male from the look of him. "But other humans attack us, or they try!"
"Which humans?" Majid was curious.
"Other humans came to the village not long ago," spoke up another birdman, an older male with a beard. "They told the villagers not to speak with us, or have anything to do with us. They said that all humans should hate us, and fight us, and that if they did not, they would be killed."
"Who were they?" Majid asked, turning to a sorrowful Josiah. "Do you know who they were?"
"They were church knights, I'm sure of it," Josiah replied. "They wore red cloaks. Do you know them?"
"No," Majid said, after thinking for a moment. "I know of no such people."
"It is of no consequence," Aisha said, her voice raised just a little. Majid noted how the birdmen deferred to her. Was she their leader?
"Majid," she said, turning her attention to him. "If you want to commune with the spirits, we can do it right now."
"Very well." Majid bowed again. Aisha led him to the centre of the clearing.
"The spirits will need to know who you're looking for," Aisha explained, standing in front of him. "I can summon them, but you must focus your thoughts on the one you seek."
"I see." Majid closed his eyes, and began to clear his mind. He heard Aisha speaking,
chanting, in a language he didn't understand. Something
shifted in the world around him, like a gust of wind.
"Who is it?" Aisha asked, her voice somehow distant. "What is the name?"
"Suleiman Reza Al-Karim," Majid replied.
"Who is he to you? What is his importance?"
"My lord," Majid breathed, as the feeling of
otherness around him grew more pronounced. "My master. My brother. My
friend."
"Think of him." Her voice sounded even more distant, as if she were speaking through a gust of wind. "Hold him in your heart, that the spirits might see him."
Majid thought back, picturing all the times, all the memories. They came, a few at a time, lingering at the edge of his thoughts.
"
Young master, he is only a slave."
"
He's not a slave. He is my Ghulam. He is my friend."
They were clearer now, getting clearer all the time. More came.
The faced swathed in strips of cloth, the eyes hard and appraising.
"
You have learned much from me, Majid. Now, at last, you are fit to serve him directly."
"
I am forever grateful, Mansahdar Silat."
Silat, his old mentor. Majid felt guilt at not having thought of him recently, and wondered what had become of him.
A smooth young face, with bright eyes. His pose was confident, his scimitar high.
"
I'll beat you one day, Majid!"
"
When the sands bloom again, young master!"
Majid felt warm inside as he relived those times. The visions seemed so much clearer than before. It was almost like living them all over again.
"
Majid! Majid help!"
Running footsteps, the clatter of jewels and sequined silks. Eyes scan from left to right, hurry to the sound of the voice.
"
Majid! Don't let them cut me!"
The warmth was gone, replace with a cold, sick fear. Why this memory? Why had this shadow fallen on his happiness? Majid tried to will it away, but
something forced him to stay. Something nearby, something else, something that
wanted to know.
He rounded the corner. There was Suleiman, running towards him, his little legs a blur, his face a mask of terror.
"
Majid! Save me!"
A woman rounded the corner in hot pursuit. A young woman, richly dressed, a dagger in her hands, her face set.
"
Majid!" Suleiman ran behind him, clinging to his leg in fear.
"
Ghulam! Begone!" the woman snapped imperiously. "Do not interfere!"
"
Don't let her cut me!" Majid glanced down, and saw his wide, terrified eyes. "Please?"
"
My lady, forbear!" Majid drew his scimitar. "You will not harm my young master!"
"
You dare!" the woman shrieked. "You dare draw on me! You will die for this!"
"
Alaleh! Be wary!" Another woman appeared, this one much older. "Beware the Silahtars!"
"
Give me the brat!" the girl shrieked, her knife aimed for his heart. "I'm not afraid of you!" More women appeared, some with daggers.
"
Guards!" Majid barked. "Guards to the harem!"
"
DAMN YOU!" The girl charged, teeth bared like a tiger, her knife flashing for his throat.
"
MAJID!"
The glittering scimitar, the hiss of cutting air, the spurt of blood.
"
Alaleh! My child!"
"
The guards! Run!"
"
We'll die for this!"
The vision was gone. Majid clutched at his head, howling in anguish as the darkest spectres of his past rose to torment him.
"Stop it!" he cried. "Leave my memories alone!"
"Calm yourself, friend Majid!" pleaded a voice nearby. Hands caught him, steadied him. Majid saw birdmen all around him, their eyes full of innocent, almost child-like pity. Aisha was in front of him, arms held out to either side, as if to embrace a lover. Wind gusted, circling a thousand tiny motes of light around and around her. The trees around them were alive with those same tiny lights. Aisha's eyes were closed, whispered syllables sliding from her open mouth.
The wind stopped, and as one the tiny lights burst out away from her like a thousand shooting stars.
It was over.
Aisha breathed a heavy breath, and Josiah rushed to steady her.
"Your friend is alive," she said, her voice hoarse. It was all Majid could do not to fall to his knees, so great was his relief.
"But where is he!?" he asked frantically. "What has become of him?"
He faltered, his excitement fading as he saw the look in Aisha's eyes. It was as if a terrible burden had settled upon her heart.
"I…cannot say where he is." Majid's heart sank.
"But…you said…"
"The spirits do not know the place." Aisha replied, her eyes full of sorrow. "It is to the north, beyond the lake where the Water Spirit Ondine resides; but the spirits do not know what humans call these places."
"Is that all?" Majid knew that he was behaving ungratefully, but he couldn't help himself. "Was there nothing else?"
Aisha paused, and Majid saw that strange pain in her eyes once again. What did she know that she was so reluctant to tell him?
"The spirits…see things, friend Majid," she eventually said. "They see the ties that bind people and things together. Your friend has many such ties binding him."
"What ties?" demanded Majid. He remembered what the old wizard had told him about the Summoning spell. "Have they seen the one who took him?"
"The spirits do not know for certain," Aisha warned. "But he is tied most especially to a particular person, one the spirits know well, for she lived among them for many a year. She is a half-elf…named Tiffania."
Majid was stunned. A half-elf? In Halkeginia?
"He is also bound to a distant land, in sorrowful memory," Aisha went on. "This in turn binds him to you. But it also binds him to two others."
"Others?" Majid was sure the distant land was their native Arysia. "What others?"
"Two of them," repeated Aisha. "Both of them possessed of terrible powers. They seek him for the power within him, and would use him for dire ends."
"Who are they?" Majid's blood ran cold at her words. "Tell me who they are! Are they near him?"
"One I cannot name, friend Majid." Aisha looked as if she had stared into the abyss. "His aura is so terrible that the spirits recoil from him. The other is a woman, of great power and wisdom, bound to another by love."
Majid's mind was a blur. What horrors might his young master have to face? What
were these two whom Aisha had been shown; these two enemies who seemed to hail from his homeland of Arysia? And what could be so dangerous that even spirits fled from it in fear?
Was it
him?
"Please forgive my selfishness, most revered Aisha," he said, bowing to her in profound gratitude. "But I must plead with you again. Is there
nothing more you can tell me? If I do not learn where my young master is, and quickly, then these enemies may find him before I do!"
All was silent. Aisha and Josiah looked at one-another, and Majid felt his heart ache at the tenderness in their eyes. It had been a long time since he had looked upon such a love. Suleiman would have been composing songs about it for weeks afterwards had he seen it.
"The tie that binds your friend to Sheffield," Aisha said cautiously, "binds them both to another."
"Who is this person?" Majid pleaded. "I
beg of you! Who is it!?"
"You don't know what you ask, friend Majid," Josiah interjected. He looked as torn and conflicted as Aisha did.
"She is a dear friend to us," Aisha added. "She who was sent to destroy us, yet saved us. She who brought our peoples together, and made our marriage possible." She squeezed Josiah's hand.
"If what she did became known," Josiah spoke up, "it would doom her, and someone very precious to her. She told us no more than that."
The clearing was silent for a long time.
"You need not say," Majid said eventually, bowing his head. "I have asked too much already. If there is any repayment I can offer you, do not hesitate to ask."
"No payment is necessary, friend Majid." Aisha smiled, but there was a sorrow behind her smile that unsettled him. "But you must beware. Your friend…may not be as you knew him."
"If he is enslaved, I shall free him," Majid replied grimly. "If he is bewitched, I will restore him. If he is dead, I will avenge him. Regardless, my home is where he is."
Aisha looked at him for a few moments, then let out nervous giggle.
"I fear the enemy you will face," she said, "is not one that any sword or magic can defeat."
The Magic Academy, Kingdom of Tristain
"Are you all right, Suleiman?"
Suleiman sighed. Even Chef Marteau's lamb broth wasn't doing much for his mood that morning.
"I can't help but feel like it's my fault," he replied sorrowfully.
"Oh
that?" Siesta rolled her eyes. "No point in getting upset about
that lot." The handful of maids, grooms, and cooks still seated around the table muttered in agreement, as did Maxwell Grey.
"I never knew that it would cause so much trouble," Suleiman went on. "I only told them about my homeland, and then all of a sudden they started fighting among themselves."
"They're always fighting about
something!" insisted Siesta. "This is nothing new!"
"It isn't?" Suleiman was surprised.
"Of course not!" cut in Lola, a blonde maid who was apparently Siesta's roommate. "Last time it was the girls having a huge argument over who had the biggest breasts!"
"And the boys are just as bad!" added Siesta, through a chorus of laughter. "Every time a new girl arrives, they go completely insane!"
More laughter.
"But even so," Suleiman insisted. "Days and days of servant duties." He hung his head.
"They'll probably blame me for it."
The students found to be involved in the dining hall riot had been given two options for their punishment. One was the cancellation of the Sleipnir Ball, the other was performing servant duties every day until the day of the ball. Needless to say, they had voted for the latter.
"Well they've got no business doing so!" declared Siesta. "It's their own fault!"
"You won't hear any complaint from us!" added Lola cheerfully. "We've gotten all this time off because of it!"
"Oh really?" groused Kamille, a maid with short red hair. "It means more work for us in the end! I'll bet not
one of those little misses has a clue how to turn down a bed!"
"Oh I don't know," Siesta mused. "There's probably one or two that might!"
"Might they?" Suleiman was intrigued. "But…I thought all the students here were nobles."
"They are, strictly speaking." Siesta giggled. "But there are nobles, and there are nobles."
"It's like this," Maxwell explained, seeing his bewilderment. "There are a handful of very important noble families in the Kingdom who dominate the court and the government. Families like…the Vallieres and the Montmorencys, and the Gramonts too. None of the lesser nobles can get important jobs without their patronage."
"Valliere, and Montmorency," Suleiman mused. "Aren't their daughters here?"
"Yes, that's them!" Lola confirmed. "Though they don't all have loads of money. The Montmorencys are penniless! So are most of the big-name families!" More laughter.
"But then, how do they manage?" Suleiman was thoroughly confused.
"They get special treatment on account of their lineage," replied Maxwell. "It would be a complete disgrace if their children couldn't attend the academy."
"But…" Suleiman paused, wondering if he ought to say what he was thinking. "I've seen Miss Montmorency, but she doesn't
seem penniless."
"She isn't!" cut in Kamille, smirking. "She uses her magic to make perfumes to order for rich ladies in the capital! She's got plenty of money!"
"Doesn't she send any to her family?"
"She daren't. They'd go wild if they knew she was a
working girl!" Kamille sniggered at her own joke, and some of the servants laughed.
"I don't understand."
"It's commerce, dear," said Dominique, a maid with long, very straight brown hair. "Nobles aren't allowed. Their families take their titles away if they get caught." There was a murmur of agreement from around the table.
"It seems very strange to me," Suleiman said. "Not letting nobles use their magic to make money."
"That's nobles for you," commented Kamille sourly. "Loads of pride, not a drop of sense."
"So, the other type of noble." Suleiman turned back to Maxwell. "They don't have any money?"
"They're the provincial types," Maxwell replied. "Low-level nobles, mostly in the country but there's some in the towns too. The only jobs they can take without losing their titles are in the Church or in the armed forces, usually as officers or knights."
"Or they try and make a living off their estates," Siesta cut in. "But the top families own most of the land, and they don't look after it very well.
And they keep getting themselves into terrible debt by living too lavishly."
"Our lord back home can barely make a living off his estate," Lola added. "He farms his field like everyone else, and his wife only has the one maid."
"I see." Suleiman paused, trying to take it all in. "I'm still wondering though. How can I settle my account with the students?"
"I don't see why you have to," commented Kamille. "It's not
your responsibility."
"Even so." Suleiman sighed. "I feel like I should do something." He looked around the room, and saw what looked like a couple of wineskins hanging from a hook on the wall. An idea popped into his head.
"Siesta?" he asked. "Might I borrow those?"
"Oh miserable disgrace! Oh agony!" moaned Guiche.
Around him the rest of the Ondine Knights, with the sole exception of Saito, were down on their knees, picking weeds from the grass of the Austri plaza. It was only the latest in a series of equally menial and humiliating duties they had endured for the past week.
The ground in front of him rumbled, bursting open to reveal a great wedge-shaped head, covered in brown scales. A blue triangle crowned its brow, above and between a pair of big blue eyes.
"Verdandi!" Guiche bleated, leaning forward to embrace his beloved familiar. "Oh Verdandi, have you come to comfort me again?" The giant mole snuffled, patting his head with one enormous clawed paw.
"Uwah!" wailed Malicorne. "I'm hungry! I'm thirsty! My delicate body isn't made for strenuous labour!"
"Be strong Malicorne!" called Gimli. His fingers were stained green from his labours. "They won't break us with this! We have our pride as Ondine Knights!"
"It could be worse," commented Reynald, with forced cheerfulness. "We could be doing maid duty like the girls."
"Oh! My Montmorency!" wailed Guiche. "My beautiful, delicate Montmorency, being forced to perform menial tasks in the garb of a lowly maid!" Then he realized what he had just said.
"
Oh what I'd give to see that!" he thought. The delightful image took form in his mind, making him snigger.
"Hey you!" A bolt of water caught him in the back of his head, knocking him forward onto Verdandi. "Stop daydreaming and get back to work!"
"Yes Professor Bardin!" The boys returned swiftly to their work.
"I want this plaza weeded by noon!" barked the Professor. "Or no lunch!" He turned on his heel and strode away.
"Tyrant!" growled Gimli.
"Don't waste your time!" retorted Reynald. "He'll just come up with something worse."
"All this because we got in a fight," complained Baldwin de Ascalon. "It was those girls who started it!"
"That's quite immaterial!" drawled Guiche, even as he plucked weeds from the soil with dirty fingers. "As knights it is our duty to uphold fair ladies, no matter the situation!"
"Soo-soo-sook! Soo-soo-sook!"
"Who said that?" Guiche paused in his plucking, glancing left and right. Had someone's familiar escaped?
"Soo-soo-sook!"
His eyes fell on a pair of legs, clad in very baggy white trousers. He traced them upward to a blue tunic tied with a red sash, and further up to a bronze-skinned face, smiling pleasantly down at him.
"Soo-soo-sook!" Suleiman proclaimed happily.
"Suleiman?" Guiche blinked at him in surprise. "What manner of sound is that?"
"It's the water-seller's cry!" Suleiman held up two wineskins, which he'd been carrying under his arms. An array of mugs and goblets hung by their handles from his belt. "Can I interest you in some refreshment?"
"Refreshment?" snapped Baldwin, glowering at Suleiman. "You think we'll…?"
"Water!" Malicorne barrelled into Baldwin, knocking him to the ground. He rolled over the unfortunate knight like a wave, coming to a halt at Suleiman's feet. "Water!"
"By all means!" Suleiman popped the cap from the left-hand wineskin with his thumb, filled one of his mugs, and handed it down to Malicorne. The portly youth gulped it down greedily.
"Is water all you have?" asked Reynald, sounding a little disappointed. Suleiman's grin widened.
"This one's water," he said in a low voice, gesturing with the left-hand wineskin, "and this
one's wine!" He gestured with the right.
"Worthy gentleman!" Guiche grabbed the right-hand wineskin, tore off the cap, and began pouring the wine down his throat.
"You'd better not backwash in that!" snapped Robert de Joscelyn.
"That's enough for you, Mister Guiche." Suleiman took back the wineskin, ignoring Guiche's plaintive wails, and filled a goblet for Robert, then two more for the De Kassel twins.
"Ah! I needed that!" exclaimed Robert, having drained his goblet.
"Wine's a good friend to a troubled knight!" added Reynald, as Suleiman finished filling his goblet. "As is the man who brings it!"
"I thank you sir knight!" Suleiman grinned. "Oh, but where is Mister Saito? I would've thought he would be here."
"No," groused Gimli. "He isn't."
"Oh?" Suleiman was surprised. "But I thought he was of your order?"
"So did we," grumbled Reynald. "Apparently not enough so to help us out here."
"Ah, technically he doesn't have to," Malicorne pointed out, holding out his goblet for wine. "He wasn't involved in the fight."
"Even so," griped Reynald. He brightened, and looked up at Suleiman. "Perhaps you will join us in his place, Mister Suleiman."
"Uh," Suleiman laughed awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck. "I am honoured, sir, but…"
"Wait a minute!" snapped Baldwin, who by then had managed to rise to his knees. "We can't just invite this…
foreigner!"
"Why not?" Malicorne looked at him in surprise. "Saito's foreign, and you didn't complain when he joined."
"He's the one who gave the girls ideas!" growled Baldwin, glaring up at Suleiman. "I won't accept him until he tells them to stop this nonsense about boys and girls being equal!"
"Alas, monsieur," Suleiman replied, still smiling. "I have no such authority."
"It's your fault!" Baldwin bellowed. "They're full of themselves because of you!"
There was a remarkably long pause.
"Baldwin," said Guiche, in a world-weary tone. "Did you have a row with Maria?"
"Don't talk to me about that wench!" Baldwin snapped. He folded his arms and looked away. "That scarf was expensive!"
The others laughed at him.
"But Suleiman," Reynald turned back to Suleiman. "You will accept, won't you?"
"That may be difficult, Mister Reynald." Suleiman rubbed the back of his neck. "For one, I will be required to swear in the name of Brimir. For another, I must have Miss Tiffania's permission."
"But surely you will consent to show us your grappling?" pleaded Guiche. "It would be a boon to us if you did!" The others piped up in agreement, apart from the sulking Baldwin.
"I would be happy to!" Suleiman proclaimed, grinning.
"Would you care for some wine, Miss Tiffania?"
"I…I'm all right, thank you," pleaded Tiffania nervously.
"Can we bring you another cushion perhaps?"
"Would you like some more cookberry pie?"
Beatrice and her friends clustered around Tiffania, babbling one over-enthusiastic offer of service after another. Arrayed along the table to either side of her were other students; the handful who had managed to avoid punishment for the brawl. Around the dining hall, several 'maids' were at work, cleaning the walls, floors, and windows under the watchful eye of Professor Chevreuse. None of them were enjoying themselves.
"This is so demeaning!"
"My hands!"
"They could at least let us use magic!"
The sight of so many cute girls in maid outfits was a delight to a certain Saito Hiraga. But not half as delightful as the person standing in front of him.
"So…" he drawled, leaning an arm on the table as he looked the heavenly vision up and down. "What's for breakfast this morning,
little Louise?"
"Saito…" snarled Louise. She was shaking with volcanic fury, clutching at the long black dress with clawed hands. But her rage could not diminish her unimaginable cuteness. Between the frilly white apron that was so charming, and the frilly hairband that topped her utterly adorable head, the whole effect made Saito want to wrap his arms around her and never let go.
Even if she was bound to blow him halfway across the kingdom the minute she got her wand back.
"Ah, we seem to be forgetting ourselves!" Saito's grin widened. This
had to be karmic justice; there was no other explanation.
"M…Master Saito!" Louise somehow forced the words out. "Breakfast for this morning is cookberry pie, also lamb broth with white bread." She gestured to a trolley, on which sat the dishes thus described.
"That sounds great!" Saito sighed happily. "Ah, it's so nice being waited on by nobility!"
"So…" Louise somehow forced a smile onto her face. It was the sort of smile Saito would expect to see on the face of Izanami in hell. "This is the sort of thing you like, Saito?"
"Like?"
"You like to see your master…dressed as a maid," Louise went on. "It pleases you to see your master…humbled…humiliated…"
"Humbled? Humiliated?" Saito shook his head. "Don't say that,
little Louise! You're the cutest out of all the maids!"
"C…!" Louise looked away, her fury melting into bashfulness. "You have no right to call me cute! You're a lowly familiar!"
"I may be a familiar," Saito retorted. "But you're
my maid, and I say you're the cutest!"
"I…I'm not cute." Louise started shaking again. "A, a, a, and it's only until the end of this week, after which I will punish you!"
"I don't mind that," drawled Saito. "I don't care what you do to me, so long as I can look at you like this." His grin became a lascivious smirk. He didn't care if she
did blow him halfway across the kingdom. He'd
never get a chance like this again.
"Also Louise, there's something more I'd like from you."
"What would that be...
master?"
"I want you to say…" He paused, barely able to contain himself. "Say…would you like breakfast, or a bath…or me?"
"Uh partner," warned Derflinger. "You might not wanna push your luck."
Louise twitched. Saito wondered for a moment if he had indeed pushed her too far. But she was just too damn
cute when she was angry!
"M, m, m, m,
master!" Louise forced out. "Would you like…breakfast, or a…bath…or…me?"
"That's not how you do it!" Louise jumped as Kirche came sashaying along the other side of the table. Saito gaped as she rounded the table, appearing in all her glory. Her maid uniform was for the most part standard, the exception being the non-standard hemline. Whereas the regulation length was down to the ankles, Kirche's stopped well above the knee, with sheer black stockings and matching suspenders on display. Between that and the dress being rather tight around the bust, the ensemble was more than enough to get Saito's blood pumping.
"Kirche!" Louise shrieked. "What kind of uniform is
that!?"
"Just a little something I had stashed away for an emergency." Kirche leaned against the table, angling her body
just right to send blood rushing to Saito's head. "Do you like it,
darling?"
"Oh!" Saito felt himself beginning to drool. "Oh
yes!"
"In any case!" Louise was visibly restraining herself. "I am in the process of servingSaito breakfast!" She flapped her hand at Kirche. "Go and seduce someone else! It's what you're good at!"
"Oh, my precious master," Kirche drawled, ignoring Louise. "Would you like breakfast, or a bath, or…me?"
Saito let out what might have been a laugh, but which even to him sounded like a hyena having a heart attack. It had been a
long time since anything had turned him on this much.
"Saito!" Louise grabbed a slice of pie from the trolley and thrust it at Saito. "It's time to eat your breakfast!"
"Saito doesn't want to eat from
your hand!" Kirche grabbed a spoonful of broth and held it out in the same manner. "Say
ah, darling!"
"Saito! You want this piece of pie, don't you!"
"I think Saito's in the mood for broth!"
"
Ah!" Saito thought, as the girls shoved food in his face. "
Two beautiful girls are fighting over who gets to feed me. I don't care if Louise blasts me to the moon!"
Done at last. Figuring out precisely how to arrange this was proving very tricky; especially how much focus to put on Saito and Louise. I think this broadly works.