Meet Cute
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Alright, like, I take full responsibility for this piece of crack, but I've had the idea for whole five minutes and it wouldn't leave me, so it must be fate.
... Lord Nyx was not having a good time. First, the bitch — the utter bitch — betrayed her, which in retrospect wasn't entirely unexpected, was it now? The plan had been quite simple: present their Master with a holocron, play it off as one having succeeded where another failed, wait for a moment of distraction, then blam! Force Lightning to the face.
So when her former friend had failed to show up during the meeting, well, that set off quite a lot of the warning signs. She saw the look on her Master's face, even when she couldn't feel much in the Force. A glaring weakness, really, being able to hide your emotions in the Force while having no pazaak face at all.
Nyx had a personal theory that it was a large part of the reason for her Master dressing up as a Revan wannabe most of the time.
( Her Master being a shameless Revan fangirl being the other part, of course, even no one who wanted to stay alive said it to her face or where she could overhear. )
Regardless, she saw that her Master was aware of the treachery. That damnable flicker of amusement, like she wasn't a threat at all, only a toy to be played with. That set her on edge, feeding the burning furnace of hatred she'd constructed in her heart, like a shrine exalting all the reasons for why that vapid shrew had to die. The ruse was no longer necessary. She struck in open, knowing her loss would mean a really, really agonizing death.
Well, she lost. Now came the dying part, she supposed.
In that regard, unlike many others, her Master didn't disappoint, because no, torturing her in her inner sanctum wouldn't be fun, now would it?
She didn't know the name of the world she was on, and she didn't care. The world was in its death throes, even the agony of final moments of many sentients on its surface muted, washed away. What happened here? Was it Imperial? Republican? Was it destroyed during the Galactic War? The Great Hyperspace one? Sometime earlier?
Despite what she told herself, she cared, if only a little, if only because knowing more would help her survive and maybe find a way to get off the piece of dead rock.
Certainly not because of an idle daydream she used to have about becoming a Sith Archaeologist during her tenure as an Acolyte. But then, the war was already heating up, they were losing badly, and no one quite cared anymore that she was an 'impure alien', when she was also more blaster fodder to throw into the fray, her and her newfound friend.
She preserved, she excelled where others failed, got noticed by a powerful Sith Lord, they both did... only to end up dying in a cave surrounded by nothing but fading memories for her company. If this was irony, she didn't like it.
She was dying twice over, she knew. The lightsaber wound in her shoulder wasn't immediately life-threatening. Why, if someone had told her that's how she was going to die, she'd probably have stabbed them just in a way they described to test that theory. The drugs however... she was pretty sure the concoction was a product of Sith Alchemy, even if she never cared much for the subject, but the facts sure checked out. Force-resistant, extremely painful yet almost soothing, which made no fucking sense.
First, she couldn't manage to feel rage, so she settled for spite. Second, once she realized what was happening, a dull horror spread through her, only to be replaced with fear, then weary acceptance. Third, the pain became ever-present, yet somehow more and more irrelevant. She could bet who suggested that touch to send her off. She had always told Nyx that she couldn't emote even if her life depended on it, and now look, it really did. She'd probably find it funny or extremely irritating if she wasn't so tired.
Perhaps, if she closed her eyes for just a minute...
"Uh, hello?" A female voice called out from the entrance. Nyx opened one eye, glaring in annoyance. It was day outside, and whoever was standing there couldn't see too deep into the cave. "Excuse me, is anyone here? I think I can feel someone, but... not? Doesn't make any sense." She heard the figure mutter. She probably didn't expect her voice to carry enough for the last sentence to be audible, but they were in a cave, duh.
So, who was she? Someone her Master sent to finish her off? Didn't make any sense, so Nyx immediately discarded the thought.
She reached out with the Force, her grasp feeble just like everything in her, and touched the mind of the young woman.
"Huh, that tickled," A Jedi. Of fucking course. "A Sith? You're a Sith... Acolyte?"
Nyx felt her left eye twitch.
"I am a Lord... or I was," Nyx conceded. "Doesn't matter so much now."
"Why not? A Lord is impressive," she heard the woman say, even as she drew in, warily, slowly. She heard a click, but instead of a lightsaber, a flashlight shone on her face. Eh? "Especially for someone sounding... huh, you look very young." She said suddenly. Was she for real? "Not that I'm not young too, I mean, I'm twenty, and I'm still a Padawan, and you don't look much older than me, but you're already a Sith Lord, and you know what they say when they talk about Sith Lords, you always expect someone old and wrinkly, but you are clearly not. Honestly, you even look a little hot." She said and smiled confidently, before her face sank as she realized just what she said. Was she for real? "I mean, obviously not, not what I wanted to say, Jedi don't attach any meaning to such notions as hotness. Not that you aren't hot! Uh, handsome? Attractive? Yeah, attractive!" She backtracked before backtracking again. Nyx felt her head going a little dizzy, trying to track it.
"... go away." She finally said.
The young woman hanged her head.
"Yeah, alright, fair." She looked like a kicked akk puppy, which was honestly a little adorable, and no Nyx that's the drugs talking you are drugged yes obviously that's the reason shut up. "Wait, no! Let's start over. Look, I have a ship? It can fly and I could take you with me? Well, I could, if I managed to fix it first, and I've a distress signal on my commlink from another ship, probably from a hundred years ago, and I think there are some parts I could scavenge. But, I could use some help? There are... things in the fog, and they really don't sound like-"
"If I agree, will you stop talking?" Nyx asked, aggravated.
"Yeah, sur-" Nyx glared at her, and she finally took a hint and shut up. Blissed silence, Nyx thought. You never know how much you'll miss something until it's taken away.
"I also need... help," Nyx ground out. "As you can see, there's a wound on my shoulder and ...something in my system I can't seem to be able to rid off." Although, now that she said it, she could feel her emotions returning. Was the Padawan responsible? Was she just that annoying to deal with even the Sith-manufactured drugs buckled under the strain?
She felt a smile tugging at her lips. Looked like it.
Speaking of, she looked like she was about to explode.
"You can speak now," Nyx said with a sigh.
The Jedi took a deep breath and... calmed down.
"I think I can help," she replied. "My Master is... was a good Healer. I never picked up that much, but I know a little." Well, wasn't that just her luck? Then again, with the Force, there was no such thing as luck. "But I need to touch you and I'd like you to promise not to stab me with a lightsaber while I'm working on you."
She studiously ignored another feeling at the edge of her mind, caused by someone who sounded sad that her Master was dead.
Irritation? Envy?
... Sympathy?
No, of course not.
"I promise not to stab you with a lightsaber while you're working on me," she dutifully repeated. It was an easy promise to make when she didn't have one on her, after all.
"Great!" The Jedi smiled easily, readily, and kneeled beside her, taking out what looked like a medkit out of the bag she'd been carrying on her back.
Nyx felt something like a vast echo build and build and grow, larger than the narrow cave she was hiding it, larger than the planet, yet smaller than space between the two of them? That made no fucking sense.
She heard her voice asking, as if from afar:
"What's your name?"
"Arlunia," In contrast, the answer was very easy to hear. She saw her beaming at her and felt an echo again, louder than a frag grenade going off almost in front of her face, yet quieter than a whisper. Fucking Force metaphors, they made her head hurt. "Arlunia Lavaeolus. What's yours?"
"Nyx," she answered. "Just Nyx."
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Whew, that got longer than I expected from a shitposting omake. Also more serious.
... Lord Nyx was not having a good time. First, the bitch — the utter bitch — betrayed her, which in retrospect wasn't entirely unexpected, was it now? The plan had been quite simple: present their Master with a holocron, play it off as one having succeeded where another failed, wait for a moment of distraction, then blam! Force Lightning to the face.
So when her former friend had failed to show up during the meeting, well, that set off quite a lot of the warning signs. She saw the look on her Master's face, even when she couldn't feel much in the Force. A glaring weakness, really, being able to hide your emotions in the Force while having no pazaak face at all.
Nyx had a personal theory that it was a large part of the reason for her Master dressing up as a Revan wannabe most of the time.
( Her Master being a shameless Revan fangirl being the other part, of course, even no one who wanted to stay alive said it to her face or where she could overhear. )
Regardless, she saw that her Master was aware of the treachery. That damnable flicker of amusement, like she wasn't a threat at all, only a toy to be played with. That set her on edge, feeding the burning furnace of hatred she'd constructed in her heart, like a shrine exalting all the reasons for why that vapid shrew had to die. The ruse was no longer necessary. She struck in open, knowing her loss would mean a really, really agonizing death.
Well, she lost. Now came the dying part, she supposed.
In that regard, unlike many others, her Master didn't disappoint, because no, torturing her in her inner sanctum wouldn't be fun, now would it?
She didn't know the name of the world she was on, and she didn't care. The world was in its death throes, even the agony of final moments of many sentients on its surface muted, washed away. What happened here? Was it Imperial? Republican? Was it destroyed during the Galactic War? The Great Hyperspace one? Sometime earlier?
Despite what she told herself, she cared, if only a little, if only because knowing more would help her survive and maybe find a way to get off the piece of dead rock.
Certainly not because of an idle daydream she used to have about becoming a Sith Archaeologist during her tenure as an Acolyte. But then, the war was already heating up, they were losing badly, and no one quite cared anymore that she was an 'impure alien', when she was also more blaster fodder to throw into the fray, her and her newfound friend.
She preserved, she excelled where others failed, got noticed by a powerful Sith Lord, they both did... only to end up dying in a cave surrounded by nothing but fading memories for her company. If this was irony, she didn't like it.
She was dying twice over, she knew. The lightsaber wound in her shoulder wasn't immediately life-threatening. Why, if someone had told her that's how she was going to die, she'd probably have stabbed them just in a way they described to test that theory. The drugs however... she was pretty sure the concoction was a product of Sith Alchemy, even if she never cared much for the subject, but the facts sure checked out. Force-resistant, extremely painful yet almost soothing, which made no fucking sense.
First, she couldn't manage to feel rage, so she settled for spite. Second, once she realized what was happening, a dull horror spread through her, only to be replaced with fear, then weary acceptance. Third, the pain became ever-present, yet somehow more and more irrelevant. She could bet who suggested that touch to send her off. She had always told Nyx that she couldn't emote even if her life depended on it, and now look, it really did. She'd probably find it funny or extremely irritating if she wasn't so tired.
Perhaps, if she closed her eyes for just a minute...
"Uh, hello?" A female voice called out from the entrance. Nyx opened one eye, glaring in annoyance. It was day outside, and whoever was standing there couldn't see too deep into the cave. "Excuse me, is anyone here? I think I can feel someone, but... not? Doesn't make any sense." She heard the figure mutter. She probably didn't expect her voice to carry enough for the last sentence to be audible, but they were in a cave, duh.
So, who was she? Someone her Master sent to finish her off? Didn't make any sense, so Nyx immediately discarded the thought.
She reached out with the Force, her grasp feeble just like everything in her, and touched the mind of the young woman.
"Huh, that tickled," A Jedi. Of fucking course. "A Sith? You're a Sith... Acolyte?"
Nyx felt her left eye twitch.
"I am a Lord... or I was," Nyx conceded. "Doesn't matter so much now."
"Why not? A Lord is impressive," she heard the woman say, even as she drew in, warily, slowly. She heard a click, but instead of a lightsaber, a flashlight shone on her face. Eh? "Especially for someone sounding... huh, you look very young." She said suddenly. Was she for real? "Not that I'm not young too, I mean, I'm twenty, and I'm still a Padawan, and you don't look much older than me, but you're already a Sith Lord, and you know what they say when they talk about Sith Lords, you always expect someone old and wrinkly, but you are clearly not. Honestly, you even look a little hot." She said and smiled confidently, before her face sank as she realized just what she said. Was she for real? "I mean, obviously not, not what I wanted to say, Jedi don't attach any meaning to such notions as hotness. Not that you aren't hot! Uh, handsome? Attractive? Yeah, attractive!" She backtracked before backtracking again. Nyx felt her head going a little dizzy, trying to track it.
"... go away." She finally said.
The young woman hanged her head.
"Yeah, alright, fair." She looked like a kicked akk puppy, which was honestly a little adorable, and no Nyx that's the drugs talking you are drugged yes obviously that's the reason shut up. "Wait, no! Let's start over. Look, I have a ship? It can fly and I could take you with me? Well, I could, if I managed to fix it first, and I've a distress signal on my commlink from another ship, probably from a hundred years ago, and I think there are some parts I could scavenge. But, I could use some help? There are... things in the fog, and they really don't sound like-"
"If I agree, will you stop talking?" Nyx asked, aggravated.
"Yeah, sur-" Nyx glared at her, and she finally took a hint and shut up. Blissed silence, Nyx thought. You never know how much you'll miss something until it's taken away.
"I also need... help," Nyx ground out. "As you can see, there's a wound on my shoulder and ...something in my system I can't seem to be able to rid off." Although, now that she said it, she could feel her emotions returning. Was the Padawan responsible? Was she just that annoying to deal with even the Sith-manufactured drugs buckled under the strain?
She felt a smile tugging at her lips. Looked like it.
Speaking of, she looked like she was about to explode.
"You can speak now," Nyx said with a sigh.
The Jedi took a deep breath and... calmed down.
"I think I can help," she replied. "My Master is... was a good Healer. I never picked up that much, but I know a little." Well, wasn't that just her luck? Then again, with the Force, there was no such thing as luck. "But I need to touch you and I'd like you to promise not to stab me with a lightsaber while I'm working on you."
She studiously ignored another feeling at the edge of her mind, caused by someone who sounded sad that her Master was dead.
Irritation? Envy?
... Sympathy?
No, of course not.
"I promise not to stab you with a lightsaber while you're working on me," she dutifully repeated. It was an easy promise to make when she didn't have one on her, after all.
"Great!" The Jedi smiled easily, readily, and kneeled beside her, taking out what looked like a medkit out of the bag she'd been carrying on her back.
Nyx felt something like a vast echo build and build and grow, larger than the narrow cave she was hiding it, larger than the planet, yet smaller than space between the two of them? That made no fucking sense.
She heard her voice asking, as if from afar:
"What's your name?"
"Arlunia," In contrast, the answer was very easy to hear. She saw her beaming at her and felt an echo again, louder than a frag grenade going off almost in front of her face, yet quieter than a whisper. Fucking Force metaphors, they made her head hurt. "Arlunia Lavaeolus. What's yours?"
"Nyx," she answered. "Just Nyx."
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Whew, that got longer than I expected from a shitposting omake. Also more serious.