Enter the K-Hole: Athene's Korean media thread.

In trying to decide the order of these, I'm going partly with media with the better dubs first as a taster, in addition to some other factors.Badland Hunters has a pretty good dub, is good schlocky post apocalyptic fun and decently unique. Also Ma Dong-Seok! I was hampered by not wanting to spoil too many fun things ahead of time.

I WILL do the mega hit Roundup movies soonish though.
 
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Also uh, doing the fun ones because I am still processing and doing the heavier stuff would be a bit rough.
 
The Killer: A Girl Who Deserves to Die (Wick Yo-han 5)
I really wish I had something deep or trenchant to say about this next movie. How I could talk about how specifically unique it was, how insightful it is, how it says a lot about something or give a little history lesson about the setting or plot but nope. Sorry, this is just another fun one and one that I just keep thinking about and watching. The greatest of all sins: its just an entertaining, well made movie. But actually, rewind that, because even in this, it still has enough to talk about and will lead us to some other movies. Also I just need to get it out of my head because every time I think "what movie should I do next?" this slams into my brain.

The Killer: A Girl Who Deserves to Die is like Taken if rather than being a furious avenger, Brian Mills was really annoyed and inconvenienced the entire time. Bang Ui-gang is a retired assassin and full time wife guy living a tranquil life, aside from sneaking in some range time on the side, that is interrupted by his wife deciding to go on a trip with her friend to Jeju Island and needing him to look after her friends daughter, Lee Seo-young, for three weeks on short notice. Ui-Gang is of course very annoyed by this because he's not the biggest fan of kids (numbering the ones he's forced to interact with by Punk Kid #, and this is a huge inconvenience to a guy who just wants to chill and enjoy his retirement. He's bribed into it by his wife promising to not annoy him about all the time he spends at the range for three months and he reluctantly agrees but decides to take a more hands off approach. He gives her some money and plants a tracking device in her wallet while he's at it and encourages her to just hang out with her friends.

Unfortunately he needs to almost immediately rescue her from a gang of sex traffickers by easily beating the shit out of them and taking her home. Soon, he finds out that someone else has shown up and killed them, and a cop begins hassling him about his whereabouts. The trafficking gang calls to let him know that they've kidnapped Seo-yeong's friend and demand that he show up at a train station to get ambushed. Unfortunately for them, they stole the wallet with the tracker in it and he beats the shit out of them again. However, in the meantime the kidnappers have broken into his house, tracked mud on his nice clean hardwood floors and oh yeah, stolen Punk Kid #5 from his house. He goes slouching towards vengeance, drinking many cups of coffee along the way and killing his way to the top of the criminal food chain and beyond.

This movie has so much going for it. While its not particularly deep, it has fun with the cliches of the genre established by movies such as Leon and Man From Nowhere, even name checking the latter. Rather than being on a roaring rampage of revenge, he's simply an old pro getting back in the groove against an army of shitheads that are making his life slightly miserable. He's not changed by his experience with the girl, he grows to be less annoyed by her and comes to think she's a decent kid because she reminds him of his wife when she was younger. He doesn't have a psycho-sexual thing or lost-lenore or crushed spirit, he's just guy who has three weeks to clean up everything because he's worried his wife will be mad at him if its not taken care of. He drinks shitloads of coffee in this movie (ten venti sized cups on screen) because he's back on the job and working some long hours and likes a good tall cup of java. A lot of Most of his allies are also retired because they were all good enough at what they did to just tap out in their 30s or 40s. He pays his body removal guy quadruple for the hassle of coming out of retirement for a few weeks. This is a character who already won before the movie began and is just dealing with a minor inconvenience to his peace and serenity. Rather lethally, naturally.

The action in this movie is first rate. Well choreographed, excellently shot, creative and smooth. Ui-gang is a methodical and vicious fighter who uses every advantage and the movie manages to catch every second perfectly. No shaky cam, no barrage of quick cuts, just well done long form action. It allows me to talk about South Korean Gun Chivalry: There ain't none. You're a random fuck with a shootable face and the protagonist has a gun? Well, put two and two together and by that I mean: The bullet and your skull. In American Cop Culture there's a thing called the 21 foot rule where a single person can charge and stab you from 21 feet away before you unholster and fire your gun. This movie says "skill issue" as twenty guys charge the protagonist from 0-15 feet away and get annihilated in CQB. A pistol is melee weapon The only only person able to remotely stand up to Ui-gang one on one is ex-Spetznaz and their multiple duels turn into Gun-Kata matches as they both try to shoot the other in close combat.



The movie is a blast. I just have fun every time I watch it and it even has a blooper real at the end so you can see Jang Hyuk knock himself out during a failed stunt. Its a better version of the action movies I would just put on at 11pm on a Saturday when I was younger and its just a good time.
 
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I can't emphasize how much the protagonist is just terribly inconvenienced, he rolls into a scene killing four guys while holding his coffee in the other hand like someone coming into the office on a Monday morning. Its so great.

(He obviously goes all out in fights, but its not a vengeance thing)
 
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Operation SUDDEN SIMP: The Glory
"Among the things that victims have lost, how many things do you think they can reclaim? It's just their own glory and honor. Nothing more. Some regain those things through forgiveness, while others regain them through revenge. Only then can they reach the starting point."

After 18 long years, Moon Dong-eun will have her revenge for all the injuries, indignities, assaults and suffering she has suffered. In school, her bullies beat her, sexually assaulted her, and finally burned her repeatedly all over her body with irons. Unfortunately, the families of the bullies have fixed things so that their children won't face consequences, bribing a police detective to dismiss any cases against their children. Worse for Dong-Eun, she's beaten by her teacher for reporting her abuse, the school nurse who is the only person on her side is forced to quit and her mother is bribed to remove her from school with the reason being "maladjustment". Her mother who has always hated her existence uses the hefty bribe to ghost her one day, rendering her homeless and wonless.

"What does hatred mean? Her eyes that turned darker when she got excited. Her lips that curled up when she smiled. Every single strand of her beautiful hair. Put all of that together, and that's what hatred is."

While her bullies move on to targeting the girl who abandoned their friendship to avoid being collateral damage, Dong-eun is forced to work long hours in a sushi shop and a laundry to survive and eventually contemplates suicide before returning to her school to confront her bullies. She tells them what each of their dreams for adulthood are and is bluntly told that dreams are only for poor people, the Rich will be able to do whatever they want in life. In response, she says that her dreams are them. They'll be all she thinks about and all she dreams about. Eighteen years of preparation later, she returns as a dark and foreboding figure promising that they will be destroyed even if God is on the side of her enemies.

"Nobody will protect you, Dong-eun. Not the police, not the school, and not even your parents. What do you call a person like that? An underdog."

The Glory is a revenge K-Drama that I became so addicted to after a single episode that I binged all 16 episodes in two days. What a happy coincidence since I realized I had focused too much on action so far and needed some good old fashioned drama and boy what a drama. Based partly on a real life incident from the 00s, its a riveting and wild ride. Dark, twisted, and bleak with a main character whose obsession borders on Sapphic, it turns into an endearing, hopeful and heartwarming story by the time the last foe is removed. The foes including:

  • Park Yeon-jin: Unrepentant rich bitch who married into a Chaebol (family owned conglomerates that basically control the South Korean economy) and was able to leverage that into being a weather newscaster despite a complete lack of talent or meteorological knowledge. She was the ring leader of the gang of bullies and even in adulthood maintains a level of control over the group dynamic. She has darker secrets than even the rest of the group, that nobody must know. Despite having an incredible and supportive husband in Ha Do-yeong, she's cheating on him with:
  • Jeon Jae-joon: A violent, unhinged maniac who assaults anyone for the merest slights and may have sexually assaulted a few people to boot but he's too rich to face consequences for it. He's still somehow not as bad a person as Yeon-jin. He has inherited colorblindness and other eye issues and has passed it down to his and Yeon-jin's daughter Ha Ye-sol
  • Lee Sa-ra: A hypocritical Christian who believes that everything she does is forgiven because her father runs her church. She lives an extremely hedonistic life to the point that her parents often show up with medical staff to supply IV fluids when her vitals drop too low and hired goons to drag out sexual partners. She has a violent, bullying streak as strong as Jae-Joon's and she's also a complete bitch to their old friend:
  • Choi Hye-jeong: A flight attendant and wannabe influencer who is on the verge of marrying into a Chaebol. Her family was middle class and owns a dry cleaners that she steals clothes from to pretend to be better off than she is, which her friends mock her for. She's partly kept in the friend group for everyone to have a target against. She has a massive crush on Jae-joon and feels nothing for the rich man she's trying to marry but is oblivious to the actual genuine affections of:
  • Son Myeong-oh: The person who Dong-eun didn't even pretend had an actual future or dreams. He's a violent creep and serial sexual assaulter who is the lowest person on the totem pole in the bully group that nobody even pretends to give a shit about. He's Jae-joon's employee and Sa-ra's drug dealer, and is treated horribly by everyone around him who only view him as an errand boy. He isn't even included in group photos despite doing all their dirty work. Less of a friend, more of an abused flunky.
  • Hong Young-ae: Yeon-jin's rich and protective mother whose wealth protects her. She's the one who bribed her mother to abandon her, paid off the police and smoothed things out with the school. She's cold blooded and has a corrupt police detective on retainer.
  • Shin Young-joon: Young-ae's corrupt police officer who moonlights as a very low level crime boss and has used her money to buy himself properties. The crimes he's responsible for covering up are numerous and horrifying.
  • Kim Jong-moon: Dong-eun's teacher that covered up the abuse and beat her viciously when she spoke up. He's not going to be long for this world.
  • Jung Mi-hee: This fucking bitch is Dong-eun's mother. A drunken, violent and disgusting woman who betrayed her kid for money and will continue to cause harm to her if she can make more money of it.
"I'll never forgive you. The reason I won't forgive you is because you still don't understand that you were my first perpetrator."

This isn't even all the people that Dong-eun must overcome but they're all the ones responsible for her suffering and who she must destroy in the name of vengeance. Unfortunately for them, Dong-eun is a force unto herself. She's cunning, calculating, patient and vastly more intelligent and determined than her enemies. She's been obsessed with revenge for 18 long years and its all she's alive for. She's also capable of dropping of lines so hard they'll cut diamond. Nuclear winter isn't as cold as the shit she says to people as she gets inside their heads. She's fucking great but even someone as incredible as her needs help and she has two main allies.

"I sometimes wonder. The solidarity between victims and the solidarity between perpetrators. Which of them is stronger?"

The first is Dr Joo Yeo-jeong, who first met her ten years prior. He taught her how to play Go, a key element in her strategizing and plans, and supported her but she left suddenly one day. Since then he has waited ten years to be re-activated in her mission because he is the Long War Simp, the Simpmaster General, the Simp Order of Lenin recipient. This guy is in this shit for the long haul and will do anything required of him. He is her "executioner"/"headsman", not a white knight but a squire to her terrible vengeance. He was sold day one on vengeance, and is the obvious love interest that is demanded by such a story but a story like this needs a reason for someone to live in the end. She doesn't know how much she saved him at first, because he has his own dark secrets and wrongs that need to be righted.

"I'm not looking for a prince. What I need is not a prince, but a headsman who will join me in the sword dance."
"I'll do it. I'll be your headsman. I'll join the sword dance."


He's joined by Kang Hyeon-nam, a poor woman who is constantly abused and assaulted by her violent alcoholic husband that is starting to turn his violence towards her daughter. She manages to catch Dong-eun by surprise when nobody else has been able to and offers her services to her in exchange for two things: The safety of her daughter and the death of her abuser. She provides intel and surveillance on their targets, and she's as adorable as she is capable. Her life is vastly improved by knowing Dong-eun and manages to achieve much more independence and become far more capable than she was at the start. She's not the only one though, because Dong-euns original good nature is still evident even if she thinks she's buried it and she's touched the lives of others and her belief that God is against her may not be true.

"There was a time when I used to think, 'What if anybody, or anything, had tried to help me?' Eighteen springs have passed since then. Now I finally realize that there were good grown-ups around me, too. Friends, weather, and divine intervention, too."

I fucking love this show. It's like Count of Monte-Cristo mixed with Jojo and Leverage. We'll see scenes play out and things will look bleak, but then we'll rewind and get context that reveals that everything is under control. With some of the cliffhangers, if Roundabout started playing I wouldn't be surprise. The characters are great, the romance is pretty good, and the show is extremely quotable. The show is fairly light on murder and most characters are undone by their own actions and flaws given a push. Her own tormenters end up doing more direct damage than her but she's always there. For 18 long years she watched and waited, because its a thin line between love and hate, and that line is obsession. Hook this shit to my veins.
 
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If you're going to watch, remember to take off your shoes at the door first.
 
Cannot stress enough how enchanted we were by the guy who was waiting ten years to be Activated by the woman he was simping for. The second Dong-eun needs him, Yeo-jeong is like:

 
Park Yeon-jin: Unrepentant rich bitch who married into a Chaebol (family owned conglomerates that basically control the South Korean economy) and was able to leverage that into being a weather newscaster despite a complete lack of talent or meteorological knowledge. She was the ring leader of the gang of bullies and even in adulthood maintains a level of control over the group dynamic. She has darker secrets than even the rest of the group, that nobody must know. Despite having an incredible and supportive husband in Ha Do-yeong, she's cheating on him with:

Wow. She's so fucking cool. What a great villain.
 
Excellent suggestion, thanks a lot. Park Yeon-jin's actress was very very strong. And it's true that the tension between her and the protagonist was edging toward another thing altogether, but Mr headsman made a compelling love interest. All around very good acting, it even convinced my mother to watch K-dramas (next was My Name, apparently my mom is all about tales of vengeance).
 
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If there's one thing I learned from watching Chinese Palace Harem Dramas with my mother is that women are far better at revenge and more focused on it that men will ever be.

So that doesn't surprise me.
 
Running a little late on this since I'm sick but going to have something soonish. :)
 
Hey so uh, my dad died last night so I'm going to take a week off and come back on the 21st because I don't think I'm up for writing at the moment. I have a lot of stuff coming including a double feature historical action movie, some k-horror, and some Big Fun dad movies and I'm really, really sorry for the delay.

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