Endbringer Curbstomp

[Valley of River]

Batman but with unlimited prep time is too OP so try limit him to few hours or days.

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thanks, I should have mentioned that. Unlimited prep time characters will only be getting an Omake, otherwise we'd have Batman, Kevin McCallister, and Alastor Moody beating all 20 without breaking a sweat. HOWEVER, they will not count in regards to the threadmark limit.

 

[Valley of River]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the snip born from the plot bunny that lead me to make this thread. said plot bunny was born from Malos calling Artifice Aion 'The Endbringer' in the last chapter of Xenoblade Chronicles 2. for those not in the know, Pyra/Mythra/Pneuma are the three humanoid forms of the Aegis, a superweapon in XBC2 that was capable of both temporarily rewriting reality on the fly, AND controlling other superweapons capable of such things as launching orbital bombardments or ending the world. their second-strongest form, Mythra, is capable of firepower that EQUALS nuclear explosions.

keep in mind that this was written late at night, while I was tired. I do not own either Worm or Xenoblade Chronicles, I just like playing in the sandbox.​

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Armsmaster​

Colin glanced at the incoming Capes. The sheer variety of people arriving would've astounded most men. He was not most men. Brutes here, Case 53's there, and tinkertech armour showing up in multiple places.

The only unusual sight was the trio who'd gone unmasked. The first was the easiest to notice, since his hair was the most normal colour of the three (Brown), his appearance didn't really stand out, and he he was wearing some of the most advanced power armour he'd ever seen. Some of the most inefficient, too, The design CLEARLY put form before function, with white panels and green trim everywhere.

Beside him, on his left, stood a woman with a bob of red hair. Not ginger- fluffy, well-kept, firetruck red hair. Her eyes were equally as red, as were her clothes, which did more to show off her body than they did to protect her (in all fairness, it was an impossibly attractive body. Her power must have been allowing her to support her own physiology, there was no other explanation possible).

And to the right of those two, was a young woman wearing an elaborate beige robe, over a matching leotard. She had long gray hair, which had been tied back into a pair of surprisingly large ponytails. Her most noticeable feature, however, was the large cat ears on top of her head.

Colin noticed all of these facts, and dismissed the three in an instant. Young, naive, determined; he'd seen their type. They'd be dead in minutes.

That lasted until they joined the fight.

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Simurgh​

In a flash, the redhead was suddenly a long-haired blonde, wearing a tiara and a white costume that was (somehow) even more revealing than the redhead's had been, and a FAR more aristocratic smirk. "I'm ready, Rex!" she yelled. The young man nodded, slamming his armour's helmet over his head. He Grabbed the sword mounted on his back, which unfolded, golden energy flowing out to become his actual weapon. At the same time, each of the trio had a golden glow wash over themselves, mixing with a watery aura that the Cat-eared girl was projecting.

the Simurgh engaged her Precognition...

...And entered Hell. There was no data on the trio, there powers had unknown limitations. What little the unfortunate Conflict Engine could see gave her no way to escape. She was always cut off, what attacks could make it through what was obviously an opposing precognitive force were totally ineffective, all damage healed instantly.

Battle was joined, raging back and forth for nearly a minute. And then, there was a burning sensation, the uppermost layers of her body burning away in a red light shining down from high above.

"Ready when you are, Rex!" The blonde called. "Then let's do it, Mythra!" replied the boy, offering the hilt of the weapon to his teammate.

The two hoisted the Blade into the air, and the gem on the blonde's tiara began to glow. The Simurgh's Precognition screamed at her, and she knew that she had to stop the duo. Now. she lifted every piece of debris she could find, throwing them at the two as fast as she could. "OH NO YOU DON'T!" roared the catgirl, the watery aura rippling fiercer than ever, manipulating the team's biology to make her attacks utterly useless. "YOU AREN'T HURTIN' MY FRIENDS! NO ONE HURTS 'EM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" she swung her own sword (an artistic weapon, it's blade covered in vines and flowers), causing the plant life in the area to grow at a ridiculous rate, wrapping around the Endbringer.

On it's own, this wouldn't do much. Coupled with what happened next, on the other hand...

"Sacred Arrow!" called the two others, a beam of light shooting up to the sky from their weapon. Many more such beams of golden light rained down in response, fired from an unknown source, aimed precisely to tear huge chunks out of the Ziz.

She'd had enough. Her power was useless, her enemies were unbreakable, and she was being attacked by forces far out of her reach. She prepared to turn around and flee, only to see the blonde glow once again, shifting now into a green-haired woman who wore armour similar to the boy's. The sword shifted too, it's energy going from gold to green. For the first time, the Simurgh experienced conscious thought. A single word, a sentiment she now understood, which she broadcast outward in the same manner as the entities that had created her kind.

[FUCK]

And then came the pain. Reality itself rewritten, undoing the defenses around her core, even as the three companions stood before her, the boy in the middle, Weapons crossed overhead.

The Blades swung downward, and the Simurgh, the Killer of Hope, met oblivion.

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and this is what I meant when I said matchup. a crossover endbringer battle, ending in brutal defeat for the endbringer.

 

[Abao]

one punch man vs leviathan

Saitama walked down the street, basket of eggs (buy one get two free!) in hand.

It was a rainy day, and he had to avoid getting his precious groceries wet. Why, a driver just passed by zooming through a large puddle, splashing everyone around. If not for Saitama's fast reaction, the entire basket would be ruined!

Mumbling under his breath, Saitama didn't notice the blaring siren nor the deserted streets. He continued at the leisurely pace he set to not jostle the eggs too much, heading straight home to avoid a repeat of the seaweed incident (the less said about that, the better). Just half a block from home, he found his way barred by a three stories tall guy washing the streets with a seemingly endless supply of water.

Being the gentleman that he was, Saitama politely asked the monster to make way. No need to risk his eggs for such a small inconvenience, much less caused by this very nice guy voluntarily cleaning the streets.

Sadly, the world decided to mess with his dinner, just like every single time he found a new affordable way to feed himself.

With a sweep of its tail trailing even more water probably not hygienic enough for consumption, the not so nice guy attempted to screw Saitama's dinner just for being polite.

Before he had a chance to think things through, Saitama batted the annoying thing away in reflex, then paused, remembering how he usually breaks things unintentionally when not consciously checking his strength. Oops?

Looking up guiltily, Saitama winced at the mangled remains of the diligent cleaner. R.I.P. street and cleaner guy and the street behind that and the one behind that and the one...... You know what? Nevermind. Checking to make sure no one saw what he did, he hurriedly ducked into his house.

For once, his grocery survived the perilous trip home. Saitama just hoped that no one will blame him for the damage done to Kyushu East Street, not that people seemed to mind that big fire dragon guy tearing things apart the other day either.

Smiling at the prospect of a filling dinner, Saitama set to cooking something along the lines of fried rice. Just thinking about it had him salivating. It was a good day to be alive.

He hoped his good luck continued. Who can say, maybe he might find some udon on sale tomorrow too?

 

[Valley of River]

Matchups taken so far:

Rex (Master-Driver mode) (Xenoblade Chronicles 2)
Saitama (One-Punch Man)

 

[Valley of River]

Question, are OC's viable? Cus I've got an idea rattling around in my head for a story where the Red Dragon pops up after being asleep under Brockton for about 300 years and decides that he likes it while acting not unlike Tohru from Miss Kobeyashi's Dragon Maid. Also, I may do one for Vali and Serafall from DXD.

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OC's are okay in two situations:

1- you can cite the source of the OC in question and provide a link
2- The OC is a customized RPG main character, and are depicted as being within the limits set by their source.

Also, the OC in question can't be from another Worm fanfic, unless they are from another universe that functions on different rules and mechanics from Earth Aleph or Bet.

Furthermore, please don't use another author's OC unless you have their permission to do so, and credit the original work.

 

[JoshuaSweetvale]

Evangelism


Leet

It really was a hurricane out there. The downpour and uneven winds lashing at Brockton bay... and half a California up and down the coast... would've been plenty of reason to call out a state of emergency. A brief glance out the rain-slicked window confirmed what he was seeing through the lens of the Snitch; in this weather, even a military drone would've been cartwheeling into buildings, if not fried from water damage. Thankfully his ultimate streaming camera had a gravity drive. ...Maybe. Probably.

Uber was out at one of the forward strongpoints, while he'd decided to stay back in their lair. Not that he wasn't helping in his own way. He'd given Dragon access to their streaming/gaming/EWAR setup and was now troubleshooting the incredibly complex bot she'd left behind to manage the majority of combat intel. Even Dragon couldn't be everywhere at once.

Briefly he wondered just how much water Leviathan had scooped up out of the Atlantic to seed this monster storm. He glanced again at the big clock on the main monitor. Less than a minute to go before it would break the surface. He saw the system send Legend, Purity and their cloud of flying Blasters the signal to-

"MACRO-SCALE SPATIAL FOLD DETECTED." An image accompanied the warning: A completely featureless black disc, 40 meters across. Leet briefly frowned. "Meters?" Then he realized: "Ah yeah, DragonTech." He toggled a few hotkeys he'd memorized in the anxious wait for the Endbringer, trying to analyze what the hell had just appeared in the sky above the Bay. Then something emerged out of the portal, crashing feet-first into the water. "HOLY SHIT!" He screamed, and from the sudden cacophony on the (incoming, unprocessed) armband comm lines, he wasn't alone.

A red... thing, stood ankle-deep in the shallows of the bay.
"It's a giant robot." He thought that was Clockblocker he heard over the din of incoming messages, but the absolutely flat inflection didn't fit. The automated system installed on Leet's computer directed his Snitch toward the decals on the enormous [60 Meter] machine's shoulder wing. It read "NERV Evangelion Unit-02" among some smaller scribbles.

He felt a twinge deep in his brain. Some part of him wanted to build something as amazing as this insanely sleek though angular machine, but that same part sneered at the ludicrous impracticality of that same gaunt, hunched-over monstrosity. Giant robots were cool. Avatars of human badassery… But this thing looked like someone took a Sangheli… an Elite from Halo, and electroplated it. After starving it to death. Then added wingy bits here and there.

But everyone's awe (and Leet's vague revulsion) were short-lived as a dome of overlapping hexagons seemed to materialize all around Brockton Bay's eponymous inlet, mere feet (HA!) from Legend's face as he and his posse were getting into position to bombard Leviathan.

Speaking of the Endbringer, it seemed to have stopped moving. Only its face, and at times it shoulders were visible through the waves as it peered at this "Unit-02" that had apparently sealed off Brockton Bay for a one-on-one cage-match with the Endbringer.

Leet idly noted that the Snitch had also just barely been out of the forcefield dome when it came down. Strangely enough, the snitch was flying over the bay not half a minute earlier. "...How... good are that giant robot's sensors that it can detect-" Suddenly a brilliant ruby-red two-pronged spear fell out of the black featureless portal. With a quickness which should not have been possible, the giant mech snatched it out of the air just before it could hit water.

"So... exceptional situational awareness... Impossible speed..." Leet wasn't dumb enough to start rooting for whatever mad Tinker had built this thing, that way lay only disappointment. (A Tinker named Evangelion? Sounded southwest-y) ...But he was thinking that Leviathan would certainly be pretty softened up from fighting a giant mech three times his size, and possibly almost as fast as he was.

Leviathan seemed to agree. For the first time in over half a minute, the Sinker of Cities moved. He stood up on his hind legs, and roared for effect as all the water inside the Bay swirled around him. Leviathan's infamous water-shadow was normally an impossibly fast extension of the Endbringer's will. Always vaguely shaped like the Endbringer itself, but sweeping and moving and slashing and dancing in ways faster than even the quickest of the three avatars of death slowly devouring Earth Bet.

This, however, was new. In an application of power Leet had only really seen Eidolon do once or twice with glowy green energy, Leviathan was now completely enveloped in swirling opaque high-pressure water and puppeting the [60 Meter] simulacrum from its chest.

"Heh." That was a girl's voice, transmitted at [100 decibels]… From...
Click, tab...
...Vibrations made by the shield?! Wait, wait... Yeah, all sound, even Leviathan's roar was just being generated by the giant shield dome. Not reverberations from inside, deliberately projected sound. So this girl (Tinker named Evangelion?!) was putting on a show?! A shiver went up Leet's spine, while at the same time the giant mech went into a combat stance, deliberately twirling its two-pronged spear in a flourish.

[Warning, heat haze detected behind HEXAGON DOME]
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The air was rippling around the red robot, estimates from Dragon's bot and his own 'Fun Facts' streamcaster bot put the thing's outer temperature at over 700 degrees and rising.

Leviathan didn't seem to notice or care, the Endbringer's water-shadow dashing on all fours toward Unit-02. Despite his size, Leviathan didn't seem to have lost any of its trademark speed.

Incidentally, Dragon's bot had by now pinged over two dozen new maximum-on-record expressions of power from the Middle Endbringer.

Nevertheless, Brockton's eponymous bay was still surprisingly large, even at 30x human scale. It took the Endbringer two seconds to get up to speed and lunge at Unit-02. Its response was swift, brutal and equally fast.

An explosion of light bounced off the inside of the absurdly powerful shield as the red mech slashed diagonally upward with its gemstone lance toward the careening Endbringer's chest. Though as the Snitch's camera polarized faster than any human eye could, Leet saw something almost everyone watching outside the dome missed. It wasn't the contact between the weapon and the Endbringer inside the water-construct that caused the bright white flash. Instead a halo of light and eight luminous wings had sprouted from the giant machine. With a lazy flap of its wings and an eerily limber motion, it leaped after the Endbringer it'd sent rolling through the mud toward the city.

Landing on Leviathan's compressed-water body, the red mech stabbed into the Endbringer's chest, and-

The water-shadow, which was so impossibly compressed Leet had an inkling it had to have been dimensionally folded somehow, exploded. Gray-tinged water blasted outward and smashed into the dome-shield like a 30x sized garden hose on a window pane. When the water crashed back into the bay, the only thing visible was Unit-02 stabbing something under the water.

To Leet's sudden horror, an Unit-02-sized Leviathan arm stabbed out of the water, attempting to grasp the Evangelion-mech's throat. With a flick of its wrist that seemed almost dismissive, the anorexic robot slashed the tip of its lance upward and Empire-Strikes-Back'd the suddenly 3-times-as-big Leviathan's arm.

The red machine's lumiferous wings flapped once, twice and carried it lazily into the air, seemingly content to see what the Endbringer had cooked up. Meanwhile, Leviathan groggily scrambled to its feet...


---END ROUND 1---

And then two more disc-shaped portals appeared on either sides of the supersized Endbringer. Leet noted with amusement that Leviathan actually still looked punch-drunk from getting pounced and ravaged. Nevertheless, the two void discs disgorged a 3x scale Behemoth, still encased in half-molten rock (which sizzled fiercely, sending a haze of steam into the air.) A quick playback had Leet grinning at the bewildered look on the Simurgh's face as it (also at 3x scale) was apparently yoinked straight out of orbit by whatever abili-

ERROR ERROR UNAUTHORIZED CODEC CORRUPTe-

~5u2947awda592MAGI: YUIKARI2343~342jn4k;sftg9239rada424FOLDOUT2oar052f

/DIRSENDTO 24go9aw89r8aqrt
UNINSTALL C://ELVARG
UNINSTALL C://STREAMBOTWILLY
INSTALL C://YUIKARIRootHack

PROGRESS 34%

A panicked Leet tried in vain to stop the near-instant usurpation of his and Dragon's bots by... if he read the code right, a virus written in a completely alien programming language.

PROGRESS 100%

"SORRY KID"

The DOS command line that had taken over all his monitors suddenly winked out... And not two seconds later his main monitor once again displayed a feed from the Snitch, this time seemingly unmoving and with no user interface at all.

Unless this was a Simurgh plot, Leet could guess what had hollowed out his rig like a pumpkin and was now essentially controlling the entire Endbringer communications array. On the monitor there were two more shrinking black disks in the sky. These other two had deposited an additional two giant mechs.

[EVANGELION PROTOTYPE UNIT-01] A purple-and-green abomination, arguably even more menacingly angular than Unit-02, with a comically large horn on its helmet. Leet found that its clashing colors added to its demonic visage rather than making the thing look silly like it really should have.
[EVANGELION TEST-TYPE UNIT-00] A more muted design, a more rounded form, carrying itself like an upright ape, with a single almost Geth-like eye for a head. It was painted deep blue over white, and in contrast to its original design, a gargantuan cannon seemed to have been bolted to its left shoulder and was currently hanging on its back, undeployed.

The YUIKARI-virus-thing had helpfully labeled the two new behemoths, and had apparently given Leet control of his mouse back. Tentatively, still wondering if he should grab the fire axe and cut his system off from the internet the foolproof way, he hovered his cursor over Unit-00's gun. "RAIDEN Positron Sniper Rifle" It noted, along with a few numbers which seemed to signify refit dates.

"UNIT-01 SOURCE OF YUIKARI PROBE. NON-HOSTILE. HAVE HIJACKED COMMUNICATIONS TO MINIMIZE CASUALTIES." The text scrolled onto a side monitor, and Leet stopped looking nervously at the fire axe in the corner.

And then, with dual flashes of light, first Unit-01 and then Unit-00 gained the same wide halo, seraphim energy-wings and heat haze that Unit-02 had already conjured up. Was this some kind of powerup? Battle mode? Probably, from what Leet had seen.

"400% SYNCH RATIO BETWEEN PILOT AND EVANGELION UNIT." 'YUIKARI' typed out.

It took Leet a while to parse that sentence. When he did, something unexpected happened. The little kid in him, that curious, energetic, attentive soul that had slowly been getting crushed thanks to his damn stupid defective Tinker power... That had always stayed locked-away during Endbringer battles and gang wars and other Serious Shit... That feeling was back. Against his better judgement he clenched his fists and bit his lip as the three Evangelions floated above the boiling-off waters of Brockton Bay. Through the steam he could see the gaunt Hellmouth-looking giants glancing at eachother, probably the aforementioned pilots (like the girl he'd heard chuckle earlier?) doing a bit of the ol' nonverbal communication.

And then, without warning, the Simurgh dashed forward with a telekinetic pulse that sounded almost like a shriek. Cool as a cucumber, Ascendant Unit-00's Positron Rifle snapped into place, and a point-blank bar of anti-electricity crashed through the Simurgh.

While the Endbringers were made of exotic matter, it still contained its fair share of electrons.
The Simurgh was cored, head-to-tail, the beam actually entering her open mouth and exiting just above her tailbone.
Insensate, she flopped into the sea.

"THAT WILL NOT DO. SHINJI; ARAEL-KNOCKOFF IS PLAYING POSSUM, BUILDING SOMETHING WITH TELEKINESIS AND BOAT REMAINS UNDER THE WATER."

"What?!" Leet exclaimed, and Unit-01's glowing eyes seemed turn and look at the Snitch camera.

"WHOOPS, NOT TALKING TO YOU, SORRY."

Aaaaand the last two lines of text promptly vanished. Unit-01 seemed to turn its focus on the spot where the Simurgh faceplanted into the water. It clenched a fist which glowed with blinding light, and a second shield, this one far smaller, appeared around Unit-01. Water suddenly started flowing into the shield and as soon as it hit the edge of the tessellating hexagons, vanishing into nothing. Like a Minecraft Water Trashcan, Leet dumbly noted.

Meanwhile, Leviathan was still a little dazed, not really noticing the water being pulled away from him. Behemoth however, had puffed himself up and wound up to throw a lightning bolt, Zeus style, at the Evangelions.

Unit-00 lightly tapped the trigger of her sniper rifle and... Well. Dancing electrons in the palm of Behemoth's hand met a stream of positrons, and the two energetically neutralized eachother. Behemoth's hand exploded. So did half of Behemoth. Leviathan was only lightly singed, but the impossible thunderclap seemed to have finally woken it out of the Endbringer equivalent of spinlock.

But one four-eyed monster deserves another, and as Leviathan moved to cover its mangled siblings, the [LANCE OF LONGINUS, NO NOT THAT ONE]'s two prongs are sunk deep into the Second Endbringer's face by an impossibly fast Unit-02.

A brief scuffle ensues as Leviathan tries to employ its greater mass to envelop and crush the thin Evangelion. However with practiced ease, Unit-02 draws what looks like an outsized boxcutter knife, which ignites in unnatural orange-white fire, the same kind its wings and halo are made of. The PROGRESSIVE KNIFE is pushed deep into the Endbringer's grey flesh, and the Evangelion seems to be looking for something inside Leviathan's body.

"CORE NOT YET FOUND" ...A core? Ooookay? Leet really didn't know what to make of that. Then again, these people had giant robots so they probably knew what they were doing. Right?

"CORE? CORE?! COME ON YOU DAUGHTER-IN-LAW-TORTURING PILE OF WINGS! SING FOR ME!" A deep snarl emerges from Unit-01 as it lifts the Simurgh off the now-dry ground, seemingly clawing at its flesh and occasionally wing-slapping the floating gun-shaped origami shipwrecks being aimed around the Evangelion.

It would seem the Simurgh is a Tinker.
It'd seem the Simurgh didn't get any prep time.
Well shucks. Leet grinned viciously as two out of three Endbringers were being vivisected in front of him while Behemoth was writhing on the floor in apparent agony with half its body blown apart, as Unit-00 slowly walked through the mud toward it, gun aimed at its face.


---END ROUND 2---

This time, something... weird happened. Space inside the battlefield seemed to buckle and fold, as three new Endbringers seemed to suddenly come into existence.

"ONE-WAY SPATIAL DISTORTION DETECTED. THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN. MODULATING AT-FIELD DOME." Leet gulped. It seemed whatever was inside Unit-01 was angry. Indeed, the Evangelion chucked the Simurgh at the ceiling of the dome, which sounded what Leet imagined a chicken slamming into a wall wound sound like. But, y'know, x30! Then the Evangelion raised its hand into the air and its fingers began to twitch in seemingly random patterns.

True to 'YUIKARI's word, the shield dome made of tessellating hexagons seemed to shimmer like a fish's scales for a brief moment, and the three new Endbringers that had been deposited onto the battlefield briefly froze in their tracks, before reorienting themselves.

This was also when Eidolon blacked out and fell from the sky. Thankfully he was watching the ginormous cage match with Legend and Alexandria, who caught his fall with practiced ease.

The first of the new Endbringers was a giant reptilian horror-movie man with a giant grey ball for a stomach taking up half its mass.

The second, an utterly enormous spire. ten times the height of the Evangelions and other Endbringers, with teeth and eyes and jaws stuck haphazardly along its length.

And finally, a tiny thing, no larger than the original Endbringers, a wretched-looking bundle of floating wires. Lots and lots of wires, like a head of hair. To Leet it vaguely looked like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family. But infinitely more murderous.

"BULLSHIT BEGETS BULLSHIT. THIS ENDS NOW." YUIKARI ominously declared. Then the screen winked out.
Leet could just about catch three more disks of blackness forming in the air opposite the three new Endbringers, and then his screen was black. With the passion of a man wanting to see the greatest beatdown in the history of Earth Bet, he raced out the door. The sun was starting to break through the clouds and only a light drizzle remained. Looking out into the bay, amidst the old Endbringers getting torn limb from limb by red, purple and blue giants, he could see the new arrivals.

In black and purple, Unit-03, incredibly muscular, with four arms. It immediately kicked into a sprint toward the building-Endbringer, which in turn seemed to spew a web of coiling tendrils at the burly Evangelion. The black Eva of course achieved '400%' and its 'AT-Field' bashed clear through the Endbringer's many woven traps.

In bone-white on pale yellow, Unit-04. It had the text "ADAM & Mari" and "MAGE-TYPE BEST TYPE" scrawled lazily on its billowing cape in what looked like blotchy orange ink. The Evangelion in question was floating in the air, even before its halo ignited, and as that occurred, its shoulder pylons seemed to fold open to reveal cooling vents. The ball-of-hair Endbringer started shooting blasts of energy, while simultaneously growing larger and larger. He recognized both Purity's concussive solar blasts and Legend's snaking bullshit-lasers.

All the white Ascendant Unit-04 did was raise its arms and a terrifying array of black portal discs appeared in the air, intercepting and devouring all of the Endbringer's beam spam. With another conductor-like wave of its arms, the portals then moved to surround the now-full-size Endbringer and unloaded its own attacks back onto it.

With resilience Leet guessed the Endbringer had copied from Fenja and Menja, it pushed through the attack and charged at the squishy-looking 'mage-type Evangelion' in a move that reminded Leet of Garrote.

The last Evangelion present was something special. Its shoulder-number was TYPE-07. It was venom-green on grey metal, a triangular head, and had eight blade-like metal wings on its back. When it went to 400% synchronization, the whole AT-field dome rippled.

TYPE-07 had taken over dome duties from Unit-02. The scarlet Evangelion immediately channeled the Light of its Soul through the Lance of Longinus and stuck the oversized cheese fork into the core at the base of Leviathan's tail.

What Leet would never find out was that the impossibly compressed mass that made up Leviathan's core was forcibly shoved through the dimensional connection to the Endbringer Shard-cluster, destroying the tiny wormhole in the process. Upon arrival, the Endbringer mass expanded so explosively it rent the giant crystalline nexus into pieces (and in the process almost generating a singularity), obliterating the entire weapons-grade Shard complex.

The fat Endbringer never really got a chance to do much of anything. While TYPE-07 stretched its wingblades in preparation for tackle-shredding it, Unit-00 had already lined up a Positron shot to the center of its massive orb. Just like with the Simurgh, it went through-and-through, splashing on the AT-field dome.

But with the destruction of the Endbringer Shard, Khonshu and all the other Endbringer avatars simply folded up and died. Just as Unit-01 had found the Simurgh's core, just as Unit-04 was about to use its ADAM-given strength to crack space like a mirror in order to tear Tohu into shredded pieces...

Five Endbringers unspooled their physical forms. Unlike with Leviathan, the spatial folding architecture that kept the multiple planets's worth of mass within the Endbringer bodies stable was still intact here. So five simultaneous explosive expansions of matter sitting on the edge of singularity are simply unmade.

Five multi-megaton explosions still rock the inside of the Brockton Bay dome as the Endbringers's outer layers cook off. All is light, followed by fire, followed by thick brown smoke and dust.

When, about five minutes later, the smoke clears and the AT-field collapses with a sound of shattering glass, all that's visible is one final black portal on the cracked, blackened Bay floor, and the silhouette of Unit-04 stepping into it. The portal shrinks to a point and vanishes, as the Atlantic ocean rushes into the gap, the water hisses as it hits hot patches, blackens as it absorbs soot and ash...

---END ROUND 3---

All the capes, all the reporters in Brockton Bay are struck silent. Leet doesn't even notice a shuddering Snitch, now freed from being hacked, nesting in his hair.

"Welp." Tattletale eventually exclaims faux-nonchalantly in the deathly silence. "Someone miscalculated."

On the horizon, a golden glow.






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Sorry that I kinda futzed Kaworu and Type-07's look and made up Mari and Unit-04's abilities. It's all either canon-inspired or drawn from some of the most popular fanfics that stay within the bounds of Eva physics. I had to 400% all of them, because unAwakened Evas might berserk and beat the Endbringers (might!) They wouldn't be stomping them.
I also let the Endbringers hulk out a bit. Levi was actually trying to fast-track that trick (which is why when his water form exploded, it was tinged grey) but he had to do it the old-fashioned way and stockpile mass on its Shardworld because, well, it was getting cut to pieces by the Lance of Longinus.

See Levi-tan learning moves from Daddy Eidolon? (Not that it did diddly )
Round 3 was a bit... silly, but that was intentional. We're in the story, Leet's a goof, Yui's an axe-murderer...
I'm aware Tohu isn't supposed to be able to copy powers from males, but I'm handwaving it as another bit of jobbing because that's the best explanation I can come up for it anyway.
Impossibly dense Endbringers! They're a thing! They're planet-crackers! Muhuhahaha!
And yes that's Scion at the end there.

It's my headcanon that ADAMs/White Moons from the Evaverse are meant to ward planets with naturally occuring life from roving Independence-Day style alien fleets or, y'now, Entities.​

I wanted to use my multiverse-munchkin OC for this, but I put that story on hiatus after half a dozen parts, so he can't telekinetically rip planets in half yet.
The grand finale to that story may or may not involve what's basically doing a Space Cops Sting Operation on the entire setting of Worm, though, so hope I get back to it at some point.

 

[Valley of River]

Guys, you've got some BRILLIANT ideas here! Now let's see them in action!

okay, so update to the taken matchups list:

Evangelion Units (Evangelion)

 

[Valley of River]

So, does actual biblical/gnostic stuff count?

Because I've got an idea for Samael the Destroyer to show up and wreck The Smurgh's face.

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that works fine! just treat them as you would anything else, and there won't be a problem. I have no issue with religious figures entering the spotlight, and the likes of Jesus, Kali, or Susanoo will be treated EQUALLY!

Just try to avoid making it preachier than absolutely necessary, people (Jesus would make that a bit tricky -Revelations and all that).

 

[Just A Dude]

that works fine! just treat them as you would anything else, and there won't be a problem. I have no issue with religious figures entering the spotlight, and the likes of Jesus, Kali, or Susanoo will be treated EQUALLY!

Just try to avoid making it preachier than absolutely necessary, people (Jesus would make that a bit tricky -Revelations and all that).

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No worries. I'm an atheist, so the biblical stuff is going to be treated just like any other mythology. Also going to be doing a bit of a callback to an old comedy skit just to frame the moment. It should be pretty obvious.

This is all a single pass written in the SV editor, so go easy on me guys.

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It was a dark day as the Heroes gathered for a battle against the monster. The drowner of cities, whose foul powers have taken millions of lives. The beast called Leviathan. But then it always was, for the beast called the storm and the sea to itself and demanded their obedience.

I listened to the speech given by the one called Legend with half an ear, my thoughts already turning inward to contemplate the Names of the Heavenly Host to seek those who will aid me in the upcoming battle. So distracted was I that I barely remembered to place the provided bracer on my arm and speak the name by which the world knew me. "Angel Summoner."

My distraction was not due to worry... or at least not due to worry about the creature. No. For a Name has pushed itself to the fore of my mind that I have never seen before, as if demanding to be called. A most dark and terrible Name. A Name that lay at the end of God's mercy, and beyond the edge of His forgiveness. A Name so terrible that to simply contemplate it made me fear for the existence of Creation should it be spoken.

To earn such ire from the Lord the sins of this monster must be great beyond measure. Even Lucifer himself did not fall far enough from grace to be deserving of this angel's attention.

Before I could wonder further, a great hue and cry was sounded as the beast managed to gain an element of surprise and its first wave struck with only moments of warning. It was enough, though, and I found myself transported to a roof somewhere nearby, along with the others of my group.

I took a moment to give thanks that BMX Bandit had decided to stay home for this. While he is quite the fine man, I feared this battle was beyond him.

Turning my eyes to the sea, I beheld the the creature for the first time in its flesh, its sins and wrongs laid bare. That was when I understood why the Lord had vouchsafed this Name to me. Stolen lives, broken hopes, and shattered dreams poured from the beast like a black and terrible sea, a flood of corruption beyond the scale of every man, woman, and child that has ever lived.

I knew not how it could be, but I did know God would not allow my eyes to be deceived in this. I knew also that such wrong could not go unpunished. And so, heart heavy with sorrow and burning with rage, I raised my staff and invoked that most terrible of names.

"Samael, whose name is the Venom of God! Archangel of Destruction! I summon thee! Come forth by the will of the Lord, that this unrighteous thing may be purged from Creation!"

As the words left my lips I could feel the air still, the rain seeming to hang in windless air for an eternal moment, and then he was there.

No fanfares, no light of glory or blaring of trumpets as he descends from the skies, simply empty space one moment and a being made of blackness and glaring eyes the next.

Samael hung in the air before me for a moment, seeming both the size of a man and incalculably more vast all at once, before lowering himself to the ground, the touch of his foot sending a tremor through the earth, as if the ground itself were shaking in fear at the touch of the Destroyer.

A glance upward by the angel and the skies cleared, the storm fleeing from his displeasure, yet the sky remained black as a night without stars, for the sun feared to show itself before him. A look towards the waves and the terrible pounding of the water stilled to glassy smoothness, the Leviathan's control over the laws of Creation insufficient to force the sea to act against the will of this servant of the Lord.

Then Samael's gaze turned to Leviathan, and the full weight of his anger with it. No attack was wrought by the Angel of God's Venom, but the sheer pressure of his wrath scoured flesh from bone, stripping the creature to naught but a skeleton in a single moment.

Yet still the beast stood. Stood, and attempted to flee its judgement.

The crystalline bones launched themselves toward the sea to disappear into the depths as it always had, but yet again the angel was simply where it desired to be with no ceremony or ritual, now towering above the mountains, hand already reaching out to snatch the unrighteous beast from its path.

The beast struggled and thrashed, knowing its end was upon it, but it availed the wicked one naught. A single squeeze of Samael's hand and the beast was crushed, ground to dust in the angel's palm.

Then, but a heartbeat later, the Destroyer was gone as quickly as it came, light pouring over the city as the sun blazed brightly, no longer terrified into hiding by his fell presence.

My revere was broken when, to my left, I heard a thump. A young blonde with the Thinker group had fainted.

 

[Dis Lexic]

Right, I'm bored and rather feel like doing something stupid. With that in mind, Endbringer vs Allmight. While hes not as OP as some of the people here, he'll still win because he is the Symbol of Peace. Also because I say so. Oh, and you should listen to this when his theme as he makes his entrance. Because its the perfect backup.
Enjoy!

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Dean Stansfield, known to the world at large as the Ward Gallant was scared out of his wits. He'd been involved in more fights than he probably should have been over his career as a Ward, but nothing, not even seeing Lung in full Dragon Rampage mode, could have prepared him for this one. Then again, few people were ever prepared for a battle with an Endbringer. It certainly didn't help that he was utterly useless since his blasts didn't do anywhere close to enough damage to even tickle Leviathan and the great monster certainly wasn't bothered by the emotional controlling aspect, leaving him stood by helplessly as the Endbringer reaped a bloody harvest of the Capes around him, knowing that it was only a matter of time before it targeted the group he was with.
A moment later, that thought proved to be prophetic as the Endbringer did an impressive turn, taking out a building in the process, and came rocketing towards the building Gallant was stood on. He barely even had enough time to register the beasts presence before three of the Capes with him were cut down and Leviathan turned its emerald gaze on him. Regrets flew through his head at the speed of thought, from all the times he'd argued with Vicky, to the fact he never warned anyone of how close Amy was to the edge as the Endbringer's Water Shadow swirled and shot towards him.
"Texas....SMAAAAAASH!"
Before Gallant could react, something very large and colourful shot past him and slammed into Leviathan with enough force to send the Endbringer flying and completely dissipate the water shadow with a blast of wind so powerful Gallant was forced to cover his face and dig in his heels, despite being behind the source and in heavy armour.
"Are you alright young man?" asked a deep and powerful voice from just in front of him.
Gallant lowered his arms and looked up...and up at the massive man stood before him. He was huge, taller even than Manpower, with almost comically large muscles clearly visible through his clothing, short blond hair with a pair of distinct bangs that stood up straight in defiance of gravity and the pounding rain and bright blue eyes that almost seemed to glow under the shadows of his brow. He was wearing a skintight blue body suit with red and white highlights, yellow boots and yellow gloves. However, what stood out most was his smile.
Despite the fact they were in the middle of an Endbringer Fight, the man was smiling widely while still radiating a sense of concern towards Gallant.
"I'm...fine," he said, not entirely sure what to make of the man.
He nodded and straightened, looking around at the many dead bodies that Leviathan had managed to get before his arrival.
"So many dead..." he muttered, "Even now, I'm not strong enough..."
He took a deep breath and seemed to focus.
"Well, no more," he said, "I will not allow anyone else to fall here! Time to let the world know that I AM HERE!"
His last three words echoed around the city as he jumped, the sheer force knocking Gallant off his feet again. The Ward quickly scrambled to his feet and watched, eyes wide, as the newcomer slammed into Leviathan again, so hard that a massive crater was blown in the beasts chest from the impact, followed by even more as he began to wail on the Endbringer with his fists, creating a massive back-draft that blew away the rain around them and even some of the Capes attempting to attack the Endbringer. The sudden attack was so unexpected by everyone that even the Triumvirate halted their attack for a moment in shock as the Endbringer was forced back by the attacks, its clawed feet carving deep gashes in the floor beneath it and its water shadow being destroyed as quickly as it could form, simply by the force of the attacks.
Leviathan stumbled back as the man finally let up his attacks for a moment, the great beast somehow emoting confusion as it staggered, a clawed hand moving to the gaping hole in its chest, through which could be seen a pulsing...thing that was hard to look at.
"You're reign of terror ends here monster," roared the Cape, clenching his fist which started to glow brightly, "For all the people you have slaughtered, for the homes destroyed and for the birth of a new world, I shall end this!"
He drew back his glowing arm, which seemed to expand even further and actually caused the rain that hit it to hiss and turn to steam.
"United States of SMAAAAAASSHHHHHHHHH!"
Then, he punched Leviathan directly in its uncovered Core.
The sheer force of the impact drove Leviathan to the ground with so much force that the entire block around them simply shattered. Everything, from the buildings to what was left of the road, was blown to pieces and sucked into a twister that forced even Alexandria to back up quick and grab onto something before she was sucked into it. There was a horrible shreaking sound that seemed to be coming from the Endbringer that forced the gathered Capes to cover their ears while many of the Thinkers watching from the command post screamed and fainted with blood leaking from noses and ears. At the same time, Eidolon also screamed in pain and collapsed, nearly falling out of the sky before Legend managed to catch him.
Then, there was the sound of something very large shattering and what was left of Leviathan went limp as its core turned to dust that was quickly blown away by the rapidly dispersing twister. There was a moment of complete silence, broken only by the sound of the rain as everyone stared at the downed Endbringer, unable to fully believe the fact that one of the great Beasts was dead. Then, the rain stopped and the clouds started to clear, allowing the sun to come through and land on Leviathans broken body and the man who had killed him as he slowly stood and lifted his fist into the air.

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And the crowd goes wild. In all seriousness, I highly doubt Almight would have been able to do that, but I dont really care. This was more because I've been wanting to do something with Almight for a while, although I did kinda want him to shout PLUS ULTRA at some point. Oh well. I hope you liked it!