Disney's Cruella(2021) Lives In A Society

As I said, watch the damn movie and make a judgement then. What people say will do no justice for it. I mean honestly, I think I've heard more disdain for the movie by people who haven't watched, then those who did. On the other hand, most people who've watched it (and who didn't essentially make up their minds to hate it from the beginning ) , think it's okay at worst. I don't even think watching clips is enough to get the full movie. You have to see it from beginning to end, just like any other movie. I mean, it's honestly dumb the amount of people complaining about it on Tumblr and other sites who clearly haven't watched the damn movie.
Listen, if you're gonna openly seethe about it every time people mock something as foundationally ridiculous as "Cruella de Ville's backstory is that the Dalmatians shot first, holy shit that one used Enemy Step to jump-cancel a Stinger and launch her mother off a fucking cliff" because they're not meeting your personal standards of critique, you're gonna be in for a very long and draining thread.
 
Making her mentally ill to "explain" why she's evil is one of the worst things you could possibly do here. As far as I can recall there was nothing ""crazy"" about her drive to personally murder small animals to make a fashion statement.
Wow look at this asshole, he completely failed to consider the fact that Disney would, in fact, do something like this.

How could one person be so wrong?
 
Listen, if you're gonna openly seethe about it every time people mock something as foundationally ridiculous as "Cruella de Ville's backstory is that the Dalmatians shot first, holy shit that one used Enemy Step to jump-cancel a Stinger and launch her mother off a fucking cliff" because they're not meeting your personal standards of critique, you're gonna be in for a very long and draining thread.
Cruella never once blames the dogs for killing her mom. At first, she blames herself. Then, she blames the Baroness. In the end, she even keeps the dogs as pets. So the whole idea that Cruella skins dogs or goes evil because they kill her mom is not even an actual thing. The Baroness is ultimately the source of near everything that goes wrong in her life. She jokes about skinning them once and it's suspected she did, but these are more gags then anything else.
 
At this point you have to wonder if this is an Origin movie or a mirror universe movie.
 
Cruella never once blames the dogs for killing her mom. At first, she blames herself. Then, she blames the Baroness. In the end, she even keeps the dogs as pets. So the whole idea that Cruella skins dogs or goes evil because they kill her mom is not even an actual thing. The Baroness is ultimately the source of near everything that goes wrong in her life. She jokes about skinning them once and it's suspected she did, but these are more gags then anything else.

Wonderful, then let me ask you this: what was the fucking point?.
 
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As I said, watch the damn movie and make a judgement then. What people say will do no justice for it. I mean honestly, I think I've heard more disdain for the movie by people who haven't watched, then those who did. On the other hand, most people who've watched it (and who didn't essentially make up their minds to hate it from the beginning ) , think it's okay at worst. I don't even think watching clips is enough to get the full movie. You have to see it from beginning to end, just like any other movie. I mean, it's honestly dumb the amount of people complaining about it on Tumblr and other sites who clearly haven't watched the damn movie.
I mean yeah, a lot of people *will* like Cruella if you arbitrarily discount a bunch of people who did see it and don't like it because "they formed their opinions in the wrong way"
 
As I said, watch the damn movie and make a judgement then. What people say will do no justice for it. I mean honestly, I think I've heard more disdain for the movie by people who haven't watched, then those who did. On the other hand, most people who've watched it (and who didn't essentially make up their minds to hate it from the beginning ) , think it's okay at worst. I don't even think watching clips is enough to get the full movie. You have to see it from beginning to end, just like any other movie. I mean, it's honestly dumb the amount of people complaining about it on Tumblr and other sites who clearly haven't watched the damn movie.
This argument is and will always be BS. Movies are marketed heavily to sell viewers on the movie, in other words, to create prejudgment on whether the movie's worth a viewer's time. If advertisers are going to try and manipulate my opinion positively, they can just live with it if their efforts backfire.
 
I mean yeah, a lot of people *will* like Cruella if you arbitrarily discount a bunch of people who did see it and don't like it because "they formed their opinions in the wrong way"
I checked the Reddit thread on it and lots of people there, who are expected to have watched the movie, like it. Meanwhile on Tumblr, people who admit to only reading the plot summaries and spoilers fill up the ranks of those who say it's terrible. Course, there are people who have seen and didn't like it, but those who out right dislike it are a minority. The consensus right now is that it's not terrible, but not a masterpiece and is better then expected and pretty fun in a sort of turn off your brain way.
 
This argument is and will always be BS. Movies are marketed heavily to sell viewers on the movie, in other words, to create prejudgment on whether the movie's worth a viewer's time. If advertisers are going to try and manipulate my opinion positively, they can just live with it if their efforts backfire.
What I essentially said, is that you should watch a movie, before making a real judgement on it. If I were to say that Avengers is just a dumb superhero movie full of brainless action or that Toy Story was a dumb cartoon not worth my time, based solely on the trailers, would I not be wrong to have judged them without watching them?
 
What I essentially said, is that you should watch a movie, before making a real judgement on it. If I were to say that Avengers is just a dumb superhero movie full of brainless action or that Toy Story was a dumb cartoon not worth my time, based solely on the trailers, would I not be wrong to have judged them without watching them?
It would be foolish of you to try and summarize a movie's plot from a trailer without having watched it, or to presume to dispute facts about what's in the movie with people who've seen it if you haven't, but the trailer and other marketing exists to sell you on the movie, and if it fails you are perfectly justified in thinking you wouldn't like the movie, and not watching it, and expressing your dislike anyway.
 
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It would be foolish of you to try and summarize a movie's plot from a trailer without having watched it, but the trailer and other marketing exists to sell you on the movie, and if it fails you are perfectly justified in thinking wouldn't like the movie, and not watching it, and expressing your dislike anyway.
But, if I didn't watch the movie, how could I say I didn't like it? This sounds like trying to justify not liking a book I didn't read because it's cover is ugly or boring.
 
Wonderful, then let me ask you this: what was the fucking point?.
I'm suspecting that in that case it was put more in place for the audience than to have any impact on the movie or it's character. I would be surprised if the entire thought process was "Oh shit, cruella is practiclly irredeemable, what do we do to make it so our movie is profitable (unlike dumbo)" *random out of touch puppy kicking exeutive from disney* "Have cruella's mother killed by dalmations, that'll be a surefire way to get the audience on board with those little shits dying"
 
But, if I didn't watch the movie, how could I say I didn't like it? This sounds like trying to justify not liking a book because it's cover is ugly or boring.

Considering how trailers work, it'd be more if some enthusiastic fan of the book showed you "Some of the coolest parts" of the book and you were like, "Wow, that sucks" and so you didn't waste your limited time and resources on it.

Except the fan's literal job is to make you want to read the book and they're getting paid to do it... and they fail anyways.
 
But, if I didn't watch the movie, how could I say I didn't like it? This sounds like trying to justify not liking a book because it's cover is ugly or boring.
Book covers have come quite a long way since the days of hand-binding in nondescript leather. They have visual art, reviewer quotes, summary blurbs, and other information. Movie marketing contains by far more information. All of this is designed to make you prejudge the thing - and indeed, to get you to like it before you see it, so that you will see it. You're arguing that marketers are entitled to provoke prejudgments, but that the audience is not entitled to make negative prejudgments - in other words, that we are entitled to feel or think about the movie only what the marketers want us to think or feel, and that we get the right to a different judgment back only by paying for a ticket. Screw that. If I'm invited to a prejudgment, it can well be negative.

If someone wants to tell me, on the basis of more information, that I formed my prejudgment incorrectly, and to share the information that they have from their experience to try and change my mind, that's dandy. Maybe they'll even be convincing. That's how assimilation of new information works. I'm certainly not going to try and correct them when they say what's in the movie, on the basis of less information. But looking at marketing and thinking a thing isn't for me is fine. So is telling other people about why.

I'd even say it's completely unsurprising that most people who have negative opinions about a movie haven't seen it - the people with negative opinions formed by the marketing wouldn't have spent money to consume a product they didn't think was for them. And that's fine.
 
I mean, when Soul came out, the trailers were pretty dumb. Big emphasis on comedy over story and drama. Indeed the marketing for lots of cartoons is still pure focus on comedy. Would you think a person still be justified in thinking that cartoons are all dumb and childish, even though the marketing presents it as that? I mean I myself had no interest in Soul because of the marketing. But, I decided to watch on a whim one day, and saw it was good. But, prior to that, I wasn't going on about how terrible it was solely because of the trailers. I just didn't care for it. Thought it was dumb. Same with Zootopia. And most Pixar movies, really.
 
Cruella never once blames the dogs for killing her mom. At first, she blames herself. Then, she blames the Baroness. In the end, she even keeps the dogs as pets. So the whole idea that Cruella skins dogs or goes evil because they kill her mom is not even an actual thing. The Baroness is ultimately the source of near everything that goes wrong in her life. She jokes about skinning them once and it's suspected she did, but these are more gags then anything else.

So if one takes the movie at face value, as a prequel to the 1996 101 Dalmatians movie, as has been intended by everyone who worked on the movie - Cruella wants to skin the puppies of the dogs she supposedly forgave for a coat. Puppies of the dogs she's gave to her schoolmate who helped her achieve her fame.

While the film might be good in storytelling and acting, it is pretty much destroyed by the virtue of the brand it bears and intentionally advertised itself as.

It might have been a good as an edgy Devil wears Prada copycat (which it kind of started as, as the screenwriter who adapted the Devil wears Prada was the one who initially wrote most of the script for this), but as a Cruella film? It sucks.

Unfortunately, this movie is a victim of a much larger trend of creators of what would have been mediocre+ original works butchering large and established franchises so they could put them as coat on their own works, due to corporate being deathly afraid of anything with a hint of "risk" and wanting the brand recognition.
 
Would you think a person still be justified in thinking that cartoons are all dumb and childish, even though the marketing presents it as that?
Yes, they would be entirely justified - especially but not solely if the thing being advertised hasn't come out yet and they have nothing to compare the advertising with, but even afterwards, assuming they take in other information about the thing (reviews, word of mouth, snippets they happen to catch while browsing (though the last one is becoming rarer with the move toward streaming and the need for viewers to affirmatively choose what they'll watch)). Marketing is supposed to influence you. You are justified in being influenced.

Others might think your opinions are wrong, and your opinions might very well be wrong, but that's true of anything. You're not more justified in having or expressing opinions just because you have more information, you're just more likely to be correct when you make affirmative characterizations about it.

Take an example. I haven't seen this movie, I don't plan to see this movie, and part of the reason I don't plan to see this movie is because I find the project it's part of too nakedly cynical to ignore, because other people, both reviewers and acquaintances, have told me that other, similar movies aren't terribly well-crafted, and because nothing I've heard about it specifically (almost exclusively from this thread, both from before and after it came out) has convinced me that it would entertain me. That is the alpha and omega of what I think about this movie (setting silly riffs from earlier in the thread aside). I don't know if it's well-made, clever, heartfelt, or politically correct (I'm using this term not as a slur, but actually to mean having good politics), likely won't unless someone tells me, and am not in a position to speak on that matter. So there are limits to a purely marketing-based take. They are not very valuable as a source of information on anything other than one's inner life and how movie marketers might appeal to one. That doesn't make them illegitimate or improper to express publicly.
 
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Wonderful, then let me ask you this: what was the fucking point?.
Like, it's one thing, to justify this character being an evil puppy skinner, it's a whole 'nother level to show this character being traumatized by dogs then chickening out of the puppy skinning you cowards.
 
It is both okay to make fun of scenes that are absolutely ridiculous when seen by themselves and enjoy a film on its own merits, even if it's a weird alternative reality telling rather than an actual prequel.
 
Unfortunately, this movie is a victim of a much larger trend of creators of what would have been mediocre+ original works butchering large and established franchises so they could put them as coat on their own works, due to corporate being deathly afraid of anything with a hint of "risk" and wanting the brand recognition.
So I kinda think that while making fun of this film is fine and frankly hilarious, the endless wailing and gnashing of teeth about death of risk taking is kinda pointless, because it pretends that before the current era Hollywood was always full of new ideas and innovation, and not that being a relative blip in the actual history of cinema that was the New Hollywood movement.
 
*LOL*

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Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen

BURBANK, CA—Disney announced today a new standalone Alien prequel that tells the sympathetic origin story of the Xenomorph Queen.
Checked out the article... And remembered its babylonbee one of the many victims of conservative "brainworms" in 2020 where they went from a sorta "both sides need self reflection, hence we shall satarize them" to STEVEN CROWDER the website... What I'm getting at is you sent me down a rabbithole filled with extreme sexism and transphobia. "Hijinks Ensued"


...also the article was not that funny. /Shrugs


Edit: nuthin against you tho just telling people what you could find on that site...


Edit 2: although Disney does have a plan for a Alien series
 
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