MIRACULOUS 4.0
CalumTraveler
Age Raveler
- Location
- Corner of No and Where.
A.N.: In which Bad Luck strikes Twice.
MIRACULOUS 4.0
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EARTH ALEPH. PARIS, FRANCE. MARCH, 2012
There are some days that I love being Chat Noir. Those are the days that the Akuma don't attack, and I get to go on a rather uneventful patrol with My Lady. You know her best as Ladybug, that dashing Heroine who everyone loves.
Then, there are the really, really, REALLY bad days that I... still kind of like? But there's a lot more running, and screaming. Can't forget the screaming. Definitely a whole lot more puns being thrown about on the S-purr of the moment. Oh, sure, you laugh at the claw-fulness of it, but maybe you're just not feline like a-paw-receating the effort I Tail-or into making these Purr-riffic puns!
Eh? Eh?
Hey, I'm being honest here. Coming up with puns like that is HARD WORK! Even Plagg gets in on it from time to time. ...Who's Plagg? My Kwami- the spirit/physical manifestation/Cheese Lover of Bad Luck. Yes, Cheese Lover is a way to describe Plagg. He's tiny, but he eats just about every piece of stinky cheese he can get his tiny little fins on. Once, I saw him swallow an entire wheel of cheese- WHOLE. The thing was ten times the size of his entire body!
I'm tempted to make a meme reference, but I've already allotted my daily internal pun quota, and I really shouldn't waste it on internal dialogue.
So you're probably wondering, who's the guy beneath the cat suit? Well, sorry, but I'm not telling. What I will say is that THAT GUY is more of the mask than Chat Noir. I'm Chat Noir. Chat Noir Chat Noir Chat Noir. That's my name. It was the first thing that came to my mind when I met My Lady, and it's what I'm sticking to.
Also... there's the very tantalizing dangling string dancing about in front of us here. The fact that Hawkmoth's latest Akuma happens to be a giant shadow-looking vortex cloud taking up the entire Parissian night sky.
And she just. Won't. Stop. SCREAMING.
Did I mention the screaming part already?
"YES, CHAT! I KNOW!" Ladybug yells at me over the sound of that damned Akuma's screams. She's covering her human ears. Her one, lovely, and only set of ears. "IT'S REALLY LOUD."
Fun Fact: The cat ears I wear may look fake and be attached like hair clips, but they actually work like real ears. Thus, I have two sets of ears, and only one set of hands. So no matter which I cover, one set of ears is going to really, REALLY hurt because of it.
"SO WHAT DO YOU THINK MADE HER SO MAD?" I try to ask.
"HUH? WHAT MADE HER INTO A CLOUD?" Ladybug's confusion is adorable, and in any other situation I'd be head over heels because of it. But this is a pretty bad situation right now.
"NO," I shake my head. "MAD. EM. AY. DEE. WHAT MADE HER MAD."
"OHHH!!" Ladybug nods once she gets what I said, then thinks for a few moments. "...I'VE GOT NOTHING."
Admittedly, it's pretty hard to think because of all the screaming. I bet Hawkmoth is really regretting his choice of Akuma Victim on this one. I mean, what was he thinking? Turning a person into a cloud...
Wait. "What DID make her into a cloud?" I don't even bother yelling it, and it's mainly just to vocalize the thought, but it helps get the ball of yarn rolling, so to speak. The Akuma is a Cloud. Why is she a cloud? And why does it give off the impression that it's made out of a shadow? Thunder rolls above, dancing between the Akuma's doubled up screaming. And what is up with THAT, too?
"I SWEAR," Ladybug begins, "THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME WITH THE HORRIFICATOR."
"EH? HOW SO?" I ask.
"AT LEAST WITH HER WE KNEW SOMETHING PERSONAL TO CALM HER DOWN," Ladybug answers. "BUT EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL'S ACCOUNTED FOR. WHAT ABOUT YOU?"
"YEAH, MINE TOO," I agree. "SO IT'S SOMEONE OFF THE STREETS, PROBABLY." I wonder. "TOURIST, MAYBE?"
"MAYBE," Ladybug gives as best of a shrug as she can while covering her ears.
And so we just stand there, looking up at the Akuma and wondering how we're going to take care of this thing...
Well, first of all we'll need to reach it.
"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" I say, and then use my baton staff to launch towards the nearest rooftop.
Ladybug calls out, "CHAT!" in what sounds like an annoyed tone. Or maybe concerned. I hope it's concerned, because it's really hard to tell what tone of voice she's using when I have all of my ears uncovered.
Once I land, I look around Paris to see what might be tall enough to reach that cloud above us. Of course, there's the Eiffel Tower, but that idea seems kind of bad now that I'm at a higher angle and can see what the cloud's doing to it.
"That... is not good." I'm stating the obvious, really.
The Eiffel Tower, from where it's touching the cloud, seems to slowly be turning into a ghostly version of itself... Or maybe it's just being moved? There's an echo of the tower sort of floating-- aw, really? Right over my house? That's just not fair!
I move back down towards Ladybug to report what I saw.
"SHE'S SOME KIND OF TELEPORTER OR DUPLICATOR," I say, once more covering my human ears, because those were really starting to hurt.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" She asks.
"THE TOWER IS TOUCHING THE CLOUD, AND IT'S SORTA..." How to describe it? "BEING DISPLACED? BUT KINDA NOT."
"SO DON'T TOUCH THE CLOUD?" Ladybug frowns. "HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THE AKUMA THEN?"
"MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY AND IT'LL COME DOWN TO GREET US LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING?" Sometimes, I talk without thinking. Plagg's bad luck seems to take delight in twisting things like this sentence around, because, proving the fable true about black cats being bad luck, I'm suddenly struck by a bolt of lightning from the Akuma-storm for absolutely no other reason than because I'd tempted fate.
Ow.
For a few moments, I'm just lying there on the ground, staring up at the swirling, angry, black cloud.
Then I come to the startling realization- the screaming has... well, rather, not stopped per-say, but lessened? Not as loud. Like it's more of an echo than the actual thing.... or a Shadow of itself?
Also, the temperature's dropped rather considerably.
"Is it just me, My Lady, or did I just get transported to another world- again?" I ask before sitting up. Ladybug doesn't respond, because she's not there with me. Also, the ground beneath me is almost certainly covered with ice. "Seriously, what is it with Akuma and their prison worlds?"
That's when the ground shakes and I hear a roar that sounds way too different from the Akuma. From the ground, I can't see where I am or what's going on, so I decide to return to the rooftop I'd been on before... Or, well, I try to, anyways.
"So the Akuma's recreation of Paris isn't a one to one replica." I mew-se. "I wonder if there's some reason for that."
Instead of the tall office building that had been there before, there's now a hair salon. The surrounding buildings seem a bit different too, but in a strange way I can't quite place. At least one of them is as tall as the one I'd originally wanted, though. One pole vault later, and I look out towards the Eiffel Tower once more. It's the same as in my Paris, except the situation is reversed. The misplaced Tower is being replaced by the one from my world, which is now, for some reason, centered over a shopping mall that I've never seen before.
"...Well, that's not right."
Plus, there are also giant monsters brawling across Paris. To be exact, two sets of physically identical monsters, one of which happen to be opposite colors. The two identical Godzilla wannabes are fighting the brown one, while a giant robot with a heavy Dinosaur theme is fighting the one that looks like a walking iceberg.
"Is... this a video game? I wonder if Marinette or Max would recognize it? Because I sure don't. Maybe it's one of those Earth Bet Imporrrr...."
That's when it clicks.
"I'm on Earth Bet." I say the words, barely believing it, but, lo and behold, I turn around to look behind me and sure enough... There's a giant towering structure that doesn't exist in my world, marked with a logo proclaiming it to be owned by 'Protectorate Energy.'
Protectorate Energy- also known as the people who held an inter-dimensional copy-right on Unlimited Energy, mainly thanks to the Inter-world Trade Treaty that had been written into law before I'd even been born. The Treaty that said no technology could be brought through from either world to the other. The Treaty that heavily restricted traveling from one world to another, and limited any transfer of goods between the world to being in a digital format only. And, it was the treaty that pretty much said "You shall not physically cross over to your neighboring world or there will be consequences."
Okay, good. That's fine and all, but I've got a quick question for the class back home... What happens in a case of Villainous Intent and Unintentional and Unwilling Crossovers? Because, I'm pretty sure that this Akuma just breached a hole in space and time and is trying its hardest to swap one Paris with another.
--
A.N.: I give you our third P.O.V. character, Chat Noir, ladies and gentlemen.
Power Notes: Sophia's canon power has remained unchanged in this timeline. Her power still works the same by shifting most of the mass from her home dimension (Earth Bet) to another, alternate earth. All of what you see above is the Akuma taking that power and stretching it through an already existing crack between the worlds, redirecting that shadow mass to Earth Aleph, where it normally doesn't go.
It even works the same for objects Sophia's touching- in this case the Eiffel Tower being the most prominent divergence. For some reason, across the two earths, they were built just *slightly* in different places from each other. The lightning targeting attack, however... That is something new provided by the Akuma. Since it's turned Sophia into a literal cloud of shadow, this has negated her usual electricity weakness, and likely did that as a direct counter to said weakness.
TL;DR: Evil Akuma + Shadow Stalker Shard = Giant Dimensional Storm between worlds.
MIRACULOUS 4.0
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EARTH ALEPH. PARIS, FRANCE. MARCH, 2012
There are some days that I love being Chat Noir. Those are the days that the Akuma don't attack, and I get to go on a rather uneventful patrol with My Lady. You know her best as Ladybug, that dashing Heroine who everyone loves.
Then, there are the really, really, REALLY bad days that I... still kind of like? But there's a lot more running, and screaming. Can't forget the screaming. Definitely a whole lot more puns being thrown about on the S-purr of the moment. Oh, sure, you laugh at the claw-fulness of it, but maybe you're just not feline like a-paw-receating the effort I Tail-or into making these Purr-riffic puns!
Eh? Eh?
Hey, I'm being honest here. Coming up with puns like that is HARD WORK! Even Plagg gets in on it from time to time. ...Who's Plagg? My Kwami- the spirit/physical manifestation/Cheese Lover of Bad Luck. Yes, Cheese Lover is a way to describe Plagg. He's tiny, but he eats just about every piece of stinky cheese he can get his tiny little fins on. Once, I saw him swallow an entire wheel of cheese- WHOLE. The thing was ten times the size of his entire body!
I'm tempted to make a meme reference, but I've already allotted my daily internal pun quota, and I really shouldn't waste it on internal dialogue.
So you're probably wondering, who's the guy beneath the cat suit? Well, sorry, but I'm not telling. What I will say is that THAT GUY is more of the mask than Chat Noir. I'm Chat Noir. Chat Noir Chat Noir Chat Noir. That's my name. It was the first thing that came to my mind when I met My Lady, and it's what I'm sticking to.
Also... there's the very tantalizing dangling string dancing about in front of us here. The fact that Hawkmoth's latest Akuma happens to be a giant shadow-looking vortex cloud taking up the entire Parissian night sky.
And she just. Won't. Stop. SCREAMING.
Did I mention the screaming part already?
"YES, CHAT! I KNOW!" Ladybug yells at me over the sound of that damned Akuma's screams. She's covering her human ears. Her one, lovely, and only set of ears. "IT'S REALLY LOUD."
Fun Fact: The cat ears I wear may look fake and be attached like hair clips, but they actually work like real ears. Thus, I have two sets of ears, and only one set of hands. So no matter which I cover, one set of ears is going to really, REALLY hurt because of it.
"SO WHAT DO YOU THINK MADE HER SO MAD?" I try to ask.
"HUH? WHAT MADE HER INTO A CLOUD?" Ladybug's confusion is adorable, and in any other situation I'd be head over heels because of it. But this is a pretty bad situation right now.
"NO," I shake my head. "MAD. EM. AY. DEE. WHAT MADE HER MAD."
"OHHH!!" Ladybug nods once she gets what I said, then thinks for a few moments. "...I'VE GOT NOTHING."
Admittedly, it's pretty hard to think because of all the screaming. I bet Hawkmoth is really regretting his choice of Akuma Victim on this one. I mean, what was he thinking? Turning a person into a cloud...
Wait. "What DID make her into a cloud?" I don't even bother yelling it, and it's mainly just to vocalize the thought, but it helps get the ball of yarn rolling, so to speak. The Akuma is a Cloud. Why is she a cloud? And why does it give off the impression that it's made out of a shadow? Thunder rolls above, dancing between the Akuma's doubled up screaming. And what is up with THAT, too?
"I SWEAR," Ladybug begins, "THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME WITH THE HORRIFICATOR."
"EH? HOW SO?" I ask.
"AT LEAST WITH HER WE KNEW SOMETHING PERSONAL TO CALM HER DOWN," Ladybug answers. "BUT EVERYONE AT MY SCHOOL'S ACCOUNTED FOR. WHAT ABOUT YOU?"
"YEAH, MINE TOO," I agree. "SO IT'S SOMEONE OFF THE STREETS, PROBABLY." I wonder. "TOURIST, MAYBE?"
"MAYBE," Ladybug gives as best of a shrug as she can while covering her ears.
And so we just stand there, looking up at the Akuma and wondering how we're going to take care of this thing...
Well, first of all we'll need to reach it.
"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!" I say, and then use my baton staff to launch towards the nearest rooftop.
Ladybug calls out, "CHAT!" in what sounds like an annoyed tone. Or maybe concerned. I hope it's concerned, because it's really hard to tell what tone of voice she's using when I have all of my ears uncovered.
Once I land, I look around Paris to see what might be tall enough to reach that cloud above us. Of course, there's the Eiffel Tower, but that idea seems kind of bad now that I'm at a higher angle and can see what the cloud's doing to it.
"That... is not good." I'm stating the obvious, really.
The Eiffel Tower, from where it's touching the cloud, seems to slowly be turning into a ghostly version of itself... Or maybe it's just being moved? There's an echo of the tower sort of floating-- aw, really? Right over my house? That's just not fair!
I move back down towards Ladybug to report what I saw.
"SHE'S SOME KIND OF TELEPORTER OR DUPLICATOR," I say, once more covering my human ears, because those were really starting to hurt.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" She asks.
"THE TOWER IS TOUCHING THE CLOUD, AND IT'S SORTA..." How to describe it? "BEING DISPLACED? BUT KINDA NOT."
"SO DON'T TOUCH THE CLOUD?" Ladybug frowns. "HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THE AKUMA THEN?"
"MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY AND IT'LL COME DOWN TO GREET US LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING?" Sometimes, I talk without thinking. Plagg's bad luck seems to take delight in twisting things like this sentence around, because, proving the fable true about black cats being bad luck, I'm suddenly struck by a bolt of lightning from the Akuma-storm for absolutely no other reason than because I'd tempted fate.
Ow.
For a few moments, I'm just lying there on the ground, staring up at the swirling, angry, black cloud.
Then I come to the startling realization- the screaming has... well, rather, not stopped per-say, but lessened? Not as loud. Like it's more of an echo than the actual thing.... or a Shadow of itself?
Also, the temperature's dropped rather considerably.
"Is it just me, My Lady, or did I just get transported to another world- again?" I ask before sitting up. Ladybug doesn't respond, because she's not there with me. Also, the ground beneath me is almost certainly covered with ice. "Seriously, what is it with Akuma and their prison worlds?"
That's when the ground shakes and I hear a roar that sounds way too different from the Akuma. From the ground, I can't see where I am or what's going on, so I decide to return to the rooftop I'd been on before... Or, well, I try to, anyways.
"So the Akuma's recreation of Paris isn't a one to one replica." I mew-se. "I wonder if there's some reason for that."
Instead of the tall office building that had been there before, there's now a hair salon. The surrounding buildings seem a bit different too, but in a strange way I can't quite place. At least one of them is as tall as the one I'd originally wanted, though. One pole vault later, and I look out towards the Eiffel Tower once more. It's the same as in my Paris, except the situation is reversed. The misplaced Tower is being replaced by the one from my world, which is now, for some reason, centered over a shopping mall that I've never seen before.
"...Well, that's not right."
Plus, there are also giant monsters brawling across Paris. To be exact, two sets of physically identical monsters, one of which happen to be opposite colors. The two identical Godzilla wannabes are fighting the brown one, while a giant robot with a heavy Dinosaur theme is fighting the one that looks like a walking iceberg.
"Is... this a video game? I wonder if Marinette or Max would recognize it? Because I sure don't. Maybe it's one of those Earth Bet Imporrrr...."
That's when it clicks.
"I'm on Earth Bet." I say the words, barely believing it, but, lo and behold, I turn around to look behind me and sure enough... There's a giant towering structure that doesn't exist in my world, marked with a logo proclaiming it to be owned by 'Protectorate Energy.'
Protectorate Energy- also known as the people who held an inter-dimensional copy-right on Unlimited Energy, mainly thanks to the Inter-world Trade Treaty that had been written into law before I'd even been born. The Treaty that said no technology could be brought through from either world to the other. The Treaty that heavily restricted traveling from one world to another, and limited any transfer of goods between the world to being in a digital format only. And, it was the treaty that pretty much said "You shall not physically cross over to your neighboring world or there will be consequences."
Okay, good. That's fine and all, but I've got a quick question for the class back home... What happens in a case of Villainous Intent and Unintentional and Unwilling Crossovers? Because, I'm pretty sure that this Akuma just breached a hole in space and time and is trying its hardest to swap one Paris with another.
--
A.N.: I give you our third P.O.V. character, Chat Noir, ladies and gentlemen.
Power Notes: Sophia's canon power has remained unchanged in this timeline. Her power still works the same by shifting most of the mass from her home dimension (Earth Bet) to another, alternate earth. All of what you see above is the Akuma taking that power and stretching it through an already existing crack between the worlds, redirecting that shadow mass to Earth Aleph, where it normally doesn't go.
It even works the same for objects Sophia's touching- in this case the Eiffel Tower being the most prominent divergence. For some reason, across the two earths, they were built just *slightly* in different places from each other. The lightning targeting attack, however... That is something new provided by the Akuma. Since it's turned Sophia into a literal cloud of shadow, this has negated her usual electricity weakness, and likely did that as a direct counter to said weakness.
TL;DR: Evil Akuma + Shadow Stalker Shard = Giant Dimensional Storm between worlds.
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