Dial: Call Resumed

4: Registering the Stupidity
Chapter 4

Sat in Mystique's office, Fury and I eyed her carefully. She looked calm, assured. And very very blue. She knew we had made her, but was confident she could find a way to get out of it. Impressive composure. Then again, a professional liar had to stay calm at all times. And this was one of the best in the world.

"If you aren't here to arrest me, then I hesitate to ask why you have arrived," Mystique said with a small smile.

"Other than faking your credentials to become a principal?" Fury asked.

"Oh, my credentials are entirely real. I'm a qualified educator of children," she said.

"I shed tears for the state of our educational programs," I quipped.

"You should, but that's another story," Mystique said.

"And even then, your credentials are under an assumed identity. Not a great defense, there," Fury then frowned. "We've met, haven't we?" He looked surprised but was still certain of his words.

"Oh, I doubt that," Mystique said.

"We have," Fury glared at her. "I've known shapeshifters. Damn good ones. I don't remember who you were pretending to be, but something about you is damn familiar."

"I do have one of those faces," she said smugly.

Fury and I glared at her for different reasons before Fury continued. "Ms. Darkhölme, Mystique, whatever you call yourself. I doubt we need to explain who we are. And the reason we are here is that we know who you are. And what you can do."

She quirked an amused eyebrow upwards. "I'm still wondering why you're here. If not to arrest me, then maybe the X-Men? They have been at the epicenter of quite a few instances of property damage."

"If we were going to arrest them for that, your boys would be on the block as well," Fury waved a hand dismissively. "Ms. Darkholme-"

"Mystique is fine."

"Mystique. BRIDGE is not SHIELD. We are not Hydra, and we are not any of the dozens of organizations that want to turn powered folk into weapons, soldiers, or victims. We're trying for a better approach. That's why we're here with an olive branch."

"I'm sure that's comforting for those on your, what was it called? The Index?" Mystique said pointedly, looking over at me. "Has he told you about that? That SHIELD puts powered people on a list to be watched. Possibly, what's the word?" she dramatically drew a blue finger through the air. "Crossed off."

I winced. "Yeah. He did."

"I have a friend. He was put on a similar list. Same with his family. His friends. His neighbors. I have to ask, will you be tattooing us next?"

Fury didn't seem the least bit surprised. "You want to spit out facts without context more? Ignoring that the Index is no longer a thing for us, we stayed within ethical boundaries. We've made mistakes. Hydra was likely behind some of our worst ones."

"How charming, that you can simply blame Hydra for any of your wrongdoings."

"Nah, we've had a few of our idiots to cull as well. But we're putting in the work. BRIDGE is not and never will be abusive towards others. We stop criminals. Rehabilitate people. Help those with powers that can hurt themselves and others. And mutants are part of that. We're reaching out, helping folk. Like Cyclops or Rogue."

Mystique's face became stone. She looked as though we'd threatened her children. "What about Rogue!?"

"The teenager with powers that hurt people she might get close to? Nothing but help her," I said. "You are coming at this the wrong way. We came here to offer peace."

"Well, and to lay down a line in the sand," Fury added. "We won't come after you and yours. But if we get wind that anyone has been hurt, by anyone at all, we'll come down on them like hellfire."

Mystique flashed a set of fangs. "Is that so… then I suppose I'll have to keep my hands clean, won't I?"

"Should be easy for you," Fury said idly. "As for your friend… make one thing clear to him. A few of us were around to see the worse levels of racism. Of World War 2 even. I imagine he knows a couple of us from when they saved him," her eyes widened at the implication. That we knew who her 'friend' was. "BRIDGE is not the same organization as SHIELD. We protect everyone's rights. Everyone. Human, mutant, alien, god, and everything in between."

Her fangs flashed again. "That remains to be seen. I've known government agencies. Worked within them on every level. The only difference, Mr. Fury and Dial, is that you are looking at my true face while you make these claims of wanting a better world."

Neither of us responded to her. Fury simply rose, his single eye glimmering just a bit. I stepped aside to let him leave. Mystique and I eyed each other for another moment. Then I turned my back on her.

Fury said one last thing. "If you or your friends want to talk, let us know. Until then, keep your noses clean."

"Or else I show up," I added. Mystique's flashed to the Omnitrix. Not much else needed to be said there.

There wasn't much more we could do. Just let her know that we would keep an eye on things. With the mutant secret still in effect, BRIDGE would be able to prepare a whole lot of PR to counter the various anti-mutant and anti-human shit that would follow the reveal.

But the best way to fight back against already built-in prejudice was just to do good. To show that we were on the up and up, and would only take down those who deserved it. If Mystique, and more importantly, Magneto, were anything like their other counterparts, they could be swayed to join the good guys.

If not. Well. What was one more powerful enemy on the pile?

Fury and I left the school side by side. "What do you think?"

He huffed a bit at my question. "I think that woman is more paranoid than I am."

"That bad huh?"

"Not like I can blame her. If she's survived for as long as you claim, she's probably seen the worst of humanity. She's like a less intense Agatha."

The thought made me want to laugh. I let it go. "Think we'll need to be careful of… you know."

Metal. I didn't need to say it, but Fury knew what I was thinking.

"No more than usual. Keep an eye out just in case Tony doesn't have a counter ready to go."

"I'd be surprised if he didn't already have one half-done."

"He does tend to be proactive like that."

"What next other than that?"

Fury and I reached his car, though I didn't move to enter it. He looked back at me. "Next, we keep at it. You work on that space shit. I'll keep building the underground."

"You think we'll need it?"

"I'm guessing Maria didn't tell you?"

"Tell me what?"

"...The Registration Act. We got a draft of it."

"...Oh."

Fuck.






Director Maria Hill of BRIDGE

Maria was in her office, holding onto a bunch of papers as thick as a textbook. She flipped through them, ignoring the various 'UN' emblems on the pages. On a notepad next to her was a series of notes.

The notepad was scratched up by now, full of anger. She'd calmed down now. But barely.

When Dial had warned her and the Avengers about the possibility of a Registration Act, she'd been ready for many things. But this was beyond what she'd planned for. So many parts of it were a direct attack on members of the Avengers, right down to a ban on changing forms without sending a request in.

In other words, Dial wouldn't be allowed to change into any alien without asking, then getting signed permission. For a single change.

The fact members of the US Senate were pushing for this mess of unconstitutional affronts made her want to scream.

She took the time to send a copy of it out to a certain law firm in New York City, then to BRIDGE's lawyers. Probably Tony's folk as well as Jen's firm. As a UN organization, they'd be required to uphold it. Which meant it was time for her to prepare some contingencies. If the people of Earth were willing to destroy themselves, it was up to her to protect them from their stupidity. No matter the cost.

And so, a set of orders was sent out.






Frank Castle/The Punisher

Frank looked over the holographic screen in front of him. New orders. More suggestions.

"What's up, Frank?" Jamal, one of the BRIDGE STRIKE members and a part of Frank's team, walked up to join him.

The two men were in the New York City Strike barracks, set aside for them in a secret location. Frank stepped aside to let the much larger man join him.

Jamal was a super-soldier. Well, now he was. Before he'd been part of a large group of disenfranchised folk tricked by Hydra to accept a 'vaccine' that turned out to be a version of the super-soldier serum. He and his grandson were among a small group that hadn't died. Just mutated.

Until Dial showed up at the Graveyard he had been imprisoned in and used the Omnitrix to heal them.

Now Jamal joined Strike as one of their superhuman fighters. However, that might end up changing.

"Registration," Jamal sighed sadly, rubbing his eyes. "Goddamn it."

"The Director isn't going to kick you out of BRIDGE just because the UN says so," Frank said.

"I know she won't. But a lot of the Graveyard survivors are just getting back to a normal life. This registration shit is going to mess with it even if it doesn't get pushed through," Jamal looked further down the list. "Wait, our power armor is going to get restricted?"

It was true. The use of technology to bestow individuals with innate superhuman capabilities is strictly regulated and was on the list of proposed rules. Frank scoffed.

"Fucking stupid. That armor saves lives. Same with our guns. They're going to ask us to drop our capabilities while still arresting superhumans and monsters?"

"They're scared, Frank," Jamal said softly. "Siberia was a shitshow. The world saw Hydra summon enough superhumans and aliens to invade a country. And even with Hydra dead… well, Dial turned into Godzilla. Footage of that Russian god-eating people is on the web. Thor and Hulk turned a portion of the battlefield to glass. Hell, even footage of you ripping a Hydra-Hulk's chest open showed up."

"They just don't stay down," Frank grumbled.

"Fear makes people do strange things."

"At the worst times. Fucking aliens know we're a threat now. We should be prepping for random bullshit. Not downgrading our weapons to make damn politicians happy."

"It's not just politicians," Jamal tapped the screen before them, speaking towards it. "Jarvis, can you show us the Watchdogs?"

"Right away, Jamal."

News articles, forum pages, Facebook, Twitter, and more began to pop up. "These guys showed up recently. Militant types, but way more organized than the norm for some reason."

A few messages stood out. Cries by anti-government folks screaming about secrets BRIDGE was hiding, how Siberia proved superhumans were hiding among the public, that people in the streets were willing to destroy cities on a whim with their powers. Nothing like direct attacks or anything, but a nasty level of rhetoric that was building and building.

"Jung Moon, a friend of mine with Creel-type powers? She was worried she was getting followed. Found a rumour on a Watchdog site that she was a powered human."

"She okay?"

"She's staying with family. Director is having the Korean branch watch out for her."

"Wait, these guys are worldwide?"

"And growing," Jamal sighed. "They're more than just a loose group of internet political nerds though. They've started connecting in more ways than just shouting online. Now, with all this stuff going on… if the act really does out people with powers, the Watchdogs might end up getting their hands on it. Then we've all got a target on our backs."

Frank stared at the screen. Maybe he was strange. He didn't feel fear at the thought of people with powers. Never really had. Not more than the normal fear a soldier needed to keep their edge. People were assholes. Didn't matter if they had powers, guns, knives, or stones. As long as there were two people in the world, someone would want someone dead.

"We'll deal with it," Frank said grimly.

"I don't know if that's entirely true, Frank."

More news popped up. A face of some Senator, an Indian woman. Senator Ellen Nadeer was the caption. She looked pissed off and was facing a crowd of other politician types.






United Nations

"This isn't just Hydra now," Nadeer said into her microphone. "It's not just the Avengers, or BRIDGE, it's people on the streets. We can't trust our friends, or family, we can't trust anyone if they could end up getting powers."

"That's fear-mongering and you know it, Senator," Boris, the handler for the Winter Guard, barked out angrily. By now, things had become less formal, and those within were simply speaking their mind rather than the more polite methods usually used for these meetings.

"By that definition, anyone with access to a knife or gun cannot be trusted, I didn't see anything about restricting those did I? Powers can be dangerous, but the people who gain them are simply that. People! And the proposed rules you have in place go against everything the UN stands for."

"But they will be necessary," the Austrian representative barked. He slapped his hand on the table. "We aren't dealing with simple terrorists! We live in a world where people can turn into skyscraper-sized monsters, or send armies of aliens and robotic monkeys to kill us."

A French-accented voice chimed in. "I will remind you that the skyscraper-sized monster was on our side, and we have dozens more who helped, including two French heroes. This Act, as you've set it out, is nothing less than page after page of human rights violations. Not to mention, the sanctions you've proposed on those nations that refuse to sign it are nothing less than outright bullying."

"They're necessary," this time, the representative from Canada spoke, a serious-looking man with dark red hair. "It would be nice if we could be one-hundred percent sure that everyone with powers was good, kind, and innocent. But for the past few years, we've seen different flavors of monsters instead. We need to adapt. To regulate. Make sure those with powers don't use them for anything but the benefit of others."

"And what of those who don't want their powers," King T'Chaka of Wakanda said grimly. "Or those who simply wish to live normal lives."

"They'll have to be restricted from using their powers then. Otherwise, the economy will be full of those who use their powers for profit."

T'Chaka raised an eyebrow. "And I imagine many of us would be less unwilling to restrict them if they used their powers to instead profit their governments? Or defend them. I noticed the United States, Russia, and China all had technology or superhumans that would be affected by this list."

"That's not what we want," Senator Nadeer scowled. "But the fact is, these people are dangerous. We need to stop them, before more of our people die."

"What about those we can't 'regulate'," T'Chaka pointed at the ceiling. An unsettling silence came over everyone. "Strucker revealed us to the universe. And even if we were willing to use nuclear weapons, we have no guarantees it would work. BRIDGE has already begun working on defending us from the stars, but how can we do that with these limitations you've created? Among the many rules, limitations on Catom technology, Iron Man's suits, even NASA will be affected by these rules."

The King of Wakanda looked about the room, his presence dominating. "This Registration Act isn't just limiting. It's dangerous. I recommend we take it, and rework it into our current laws. Make sure it does not make our people into slaves simply for being able to do the abnormal."

"It's not that simple," Nadeer snapped. "We need radical change! We need to step up! Otherwise, we don't need to wait for hypothetical aliens. We'll be killed by the ones in our midst. Once we know Earth is safe, then we can look up. Because if Dial decides to turn us, to rule over us, who can stop him? Worse, SHIELD was a puppet of Hydra. Who is to say BRIDGE isn't under the control of those with powers? How can they be trusted?"

Another storm took over the room. Loud shouting. One woman asking if they would go after people with robotic prosthetics next, another arguing about the dangers of a telepath stealing nuclear codes.

T'Chaka leaned back in his seat, briefly meeting eyes with Boris and the French representative. The look was a simple message.

This wouldn't end quickly.






Author's Note: So there we are. It's not the Sokovia Accords. But it is a Registration Act.

Basically, the Siberia battle terrified people. They saw Chernobog eating soldiers, Dial turning into Godzilla, those more sensitive to psychic energies felt the battle between an Ethereal and Mind Stone. And of course, aliens came out of the sky, with many Kree and Remorath now in BRIDGE custody.

Now, of course, things are very different from how they went down in MCU. I'll go over that a bit more, but one big one is that T'Chaka isn't one of the voices speaking for the act. Same with Russia, who is different not only from the MCU but from the real world (Putin isn't president, as an example). France I'm basing off of the comics, where Ben Grimm ended up heading to France since it was one of the places that voted against the Registration Act.

As for those fighting for it, well. Canada in Marvel is Canada in Marvel. Ellen Nadeer wasn't likely to change her attitude, same with other American Marvel politicians.

You can make a list of countries you think would and wouldn't sign it of course. Or countries that would just abstain from it. I can think of a few personally.

Point is, the Act is being discussed. Yaaaaay.

Anyways, next chapter is halfway done and will be on my Patreon asap. I'll try to post it tomorrow there. In the meantime, let me know what you guys thought of this chapter, what you'd like to see for the foreseeable future, and ask me why your favorite waifu has yet to show up. later folks!
 
Mystique's eyes flashed to the Omnitrix.
Added missing word.

Footage of that Russian god-eating people is on the web.
I'd recommend removing the hyphen, as it stands it sounds like there's a group of people eating Russian gods. Which is metal as hell, but not really what you're going for.

Because if Dial decides to turn on us,
Added missing word.
 
Canada is a horrible place in Marvel, it's not really a surprise to see them supporting the Registration act.
 
Yeah... at this point either the Act gets slapped down, or BRIDGE falls apart only to re-assemble as entirely independent. At which point the various governments that supported Registration find they've lost their only actual levers on BRIDGE, and guaranteed they'd never get them back.
 
5: Lykos and Friends
Chapter 5

June 10th, 2014

Mahmoud Schahed/Dial


A day after meeting the X-Men, the Brotherhood, and finally Mystique, I sat down in the Nelson, Murdock, and Walters office with a document laid out before us. I wasn't reading it. Just watching the three before me react to it.

Jen, Matt, and Foggy looked as though someone had murdered a cat and laid out the organs before them.

"This is more than just stupid," Foggy said. "This might as well be criminal. Forget the rest of the world, this goes against how many amendments?"

"At least six," Jen said. She was in her green form with her hair held back into a ponytail, a pair of glasses on her face as she sat back in her chair. "To start. You see one of those rules going against my boyfriend and me?"

"Oh yeah, that one is funny," I chuckled.

"More illegal honestly," Matt said, though he still smiled as he read it outloud. "'No individual may take a form outside the human norm without submitting a permit, to be signed and released by an approved individual, with a specific time and place noted in the permit.'"

"They literally want to make it illegal for me to quick switch in the middle of a fight," I said. "Worse, they don't want me to change at all without it being planned out. And who the hell will be approving?"

"A government-approved member of the nation you reside in. Also in order to travel and use abilities, the authorization of your native government authority and the one from the country being visited when on foreign soil."

"So now me, Jen, Bruce, and who knows who else, all can't change without someone we don't know signing off days beforehand. And what the hell is a 'human norm' anymore between the enhanced, mutants and who the hell knows what else might come up in the future?"

"And what about us who currently can't switch at all, and have a law degree to sue with?" Jen asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Pretty sure it's made purposely broad and vague so that there is very little wiggle room to argue against it." Foggy suggested.

Just then, there was a knock at the door. Matt smiled. "That'd be the pizza girl."

"Pizza girl?" Foggy said incredulously. "Oh come on! I bet you know if she's hot or not, too."

"How would I even know that?" Matt said as he pointed to his glasses.

"Because you always do!"

I got up and opened the door, finding a pretty and short Latina woman in a Joe's Pizza uniform holding three boxes. "Hey, you guys the law firm?"

"That we are," I took the pizzas in hand and passed her some cash. "That should cover it. Keep the change."

"Whoa, what!" she blinked, shocked at the fold of bills I'd handed her. "A-Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I won the lottery," I closed the door in her face (making sure to smile politely before I did). As I left, I heard her voice through the door.

"Are you an Avenger!?"

I returned with the pizza and placed it on the designated snack table, where Foggy and Matt had placed the piles of food their clients sometimes gave them in lue of money.

"Ohhh, nice!" Foggy snapped up to his feet and rushed over, placing a pepperoni slice on his plate. "So, was she cute?"

"Am I allowed to answer that?" I asked Jen.

"Only if you think I'm insecure."

"She was pretty, but not my type."

"Ohhh, good answer."

"How do you always know?" Foggy asked Matt, who only chuckled.

Jen took her own thick crust pizza, something Foggy stared at in disgust. "God, I can't believe you. Living in New York City, and you order that? Might as well spit on the Statue of Liberty."

"I'm from Cali, I don't like floppy pizza."

"Your honor, my opponent is clearly insane."

"Guilty," Matt jokingly added.

We all chuckled. Then I looked around briefly, swallowing my chunk of four-cheese pizza. "I knew this shit would be bad, but I thought we'd have more time to fight it."

"We do have time," Matt said. "This is just a proposal. They bring out the tough sell, try to force what they can. But there's going to be a lot of people fighting this. If Tony Stark doesn't have an army of lawyers fighting it, BRIDGE will."

"Same with us, honestly," Foggy lifted another paper. "According to this one 'Any enhanced individuals who does not sign will not be allowed to take part in any legal, police, military, or espionage activities, or to otherwise participate in any national or international conflict, even in their own country'. And legal meeeeeeans," he snapped his fingers and pointed at Jen.

"I'm not allowed to practice law," Jen shook her head. "Forget the Constitution, that violates the Fair Employment and Housing Act."

"Technically the Americans with Disabilities Act too," Matt took another bite of pizza.

I rubbed my eyes. "Okay… we'll do what we can legally, huh? Or, you know, the bevy of trained professionals will. And I know a few of us that are best at public speaking will be talking it over. Goddamn, and after I met the X-Men."

"The X-who? Is that a band or something?" Foggy asked.

"Don't get me started," I leaned forward grimly. "I have another meeting later on. Meeting a frie-...Former enemy? Guy who tried to kill me in his alternate persona but is apparently an okay guy in the other one?"

"You might be overthinking that," Jen said gently.

"Maybe. Anyways, before I go, you guys gonna be busy today?"

"Technically we already are," Matt slowly began gathering the papers before him, looking somewhere to the right of my head. "We have hiring today."

"Hiring?"

"It's something we've needed for a while," Foggy said, sounding a touch excited. "It'd be nice to have some real help around here."

"How many people do you need to hire?"

"6-10."

I hadn't expected that. "So many? I thought you guys were staying small for a bit."

"Dude, that is small."

Jen finished off her pizza and continued on from Foggy. "Law firms need a lot of maintenance. Don't need someone for our computers, since we cheat with X's help," she waved vaguely at the computers. "But we each need a secretary and paralegal to assist us. Then we want to hire some associate attorneys, and even if we only hire two they still need a shared paralegal and secretary between them."

"Don't forget if we add a summer associate or a law student doing an externship," Matt pointed out.

"God, do we really want a law student? They're so tiny and annoying," Foggy groaned.

"Foggy, we just stopped being law students ourselves."

"All the more reason not to add one more!"

I was once again reminded of how little I understood about the law and lawyers who defended/prosecuted people. Even for all my recent research into the topics.

"I'll leave you guys too it then," I scarfed down the last of my pizza, tossing the empty box in the trash.

"Whoa, did you finish that whole thing already!?" Foggy asked.

"I burn calories like a nuclear engine," I kissed Jen on the lips. "See you at home?"

"Maybe, depends how long this takes us," she chuckled. "Good luck!"

With that, I headed to the Raft.






The Raft was a huge round facility hidden in the middle of the ocean, built to be damn near impossible to find or escape from. I flew in through the top and entered right as the facility sank under the waves again.

A BRIDGE guard guided me through the halls of the Raft. Men and women were rushing through the corridors with various tools, with sounds of banging, drills, and welding all around us.

"Sorry about this, sir," the tall man said as we moved around a pair of scientists. "We're still putting her together. Water damage would be hell without the improvements we've been getting. Plus, the new guy, Flux? Keeps having fits and trying to find his 'mommy'."

"If anything it's a miracle it's functional enough to sink under the waves," I noted. "Is he dangerous right now?"

"If he is, nobody told me," the man sighed, stopping at a door and nodding to me. "Through here. He's excited to see you."

I raised an eyebrow.

On stepping inside, two things stood out to me. One was the force field. Shining a bright transparent yellow, looking like the one the US Army had been using to contain Hydra in Siberia. I pressed a hand to it, blinking at the feeling of static barely buzzing from it. The second thing that stood out to me chuckled.

"Interesting, isn't it?" Karl Lykos, formerly Sauron, eyed the field. I once more was reminded of Raul Julia. "This side of it is far more painful, believe me."

"You can't absorb it?" I asked.

"I haven't tried," at my disbelieving look he shrugged. "I don't want to leave honestly… How are you?"

"Good... Kind of… Lots changed, some of it bad."

While I spoke, I took in our surroundings. Behind the field, Lykos had been given a desk with a computer, two bed behind walls, a large table, and another private section in back. Nice digs for a cell. He was wearing a pale blue jumpsuit, the kind all BRIDGE prisoners were given.

"The Registration Act," he nodded. "We've been talking about it."

"'We'?"

"WAAAAAGH!" a head poked out from the private section. I stared at the goblin as he approached, noting that my Omnitrix flashed yellow. So, not one I'd encountered… oh fuck me, did he say WAAAAGH?

"Ah yes!" Lykos waved the guy forward. He was green, with hair pulled into a ponytail, pointy ears, and intelligent-looking brown eyes. He joined Lykos. "A fellow scientist. One of the visitors from that unfortunate Rio Incident. He has quite the noteworthy intelligence! Mind like a steel trap, eh Wrugaz?"

"WAAAGH!"

"That means-"

"No, I understood that," I said with a wave of my hand. The Omnitrix's universal translator was truly op. "How are you both caged up together?"

"Special permission from the director," Lykos said proudly. "We are consulting!"

"WAAAGH!"

…So many questions, not the least of which was what was the world coming to. Better make sure that I took care of as many as possible before I left.

"Okay? Well uh… Dr. Lykos, I was told you wanted to meet me?"

"Indeed, young man," Lykos looked me over. "I imagine that by now you've met my old friend."

"Charles Xavier."

"The very same! I imagine you've been having long conversations with him?"

"One, actually. More in the future though."

"Oh," he frowned. "He was so excited to speak with you, I thought the two of you would be best friends!"

"Trust me, things ended well, but we're gonna have a few more long conversations," I popped down into a chair set aside before the forcefield. "Registration being a new one. I'm worried about what will follow that. And once the news comes out about the Savage Land…"

"Ah, yes. My former domicile. Of sorts," he chuckled. "I must admit, the nomenclature escapes me for what you call a place your other half ruled over."

"Partly. Savage Land has other kings," I said, thinking of Ka-Zar and Hauser.

"Ah yes, you did end up taking rulership yourself."

"What?"

"Hm?"

We stared at each other, confused.

"What are you talking about, rulership?"

"Ah… you didn't realize," he began to pace. "You may have made a mistake. My dear hero. You must know. When you fought your way out of the Savage Land, from the clutches of my… hm, better half?"

My eyes traced his path, the goblin watching as well. "I believe that you may have had an effect you didn't realize. My memories of that magnificent land are clear. Well, somewhat. Feelings, impressions, basic facts of life. And one thing I know is that the cultures of that world look to leadership in a very different way than we do. The kingdom of the Savage Land is one that reaches for tyrants. It's what made Sauron so effective at such things. Especially the Saurians."

I thought of Gresh.

"But if you didn't take rulership of them, then the city Sauron ruled over may continue as they did."

"There wasn't much chance we could have stopped them without dismantling the whole society. BRIDGE isn't exactly the kind of organization to do that. Ideally."

"You should have, my dear hero. You should have," he shook his head. "It may be that you've left a sleeping dragon in that land."

I opened my mouth.

"No, not that magnificent beast from hell."

I closed my mouth.

"You should have taken over. As it is, Styro was killed. I imagine, with Sauron and him dead. Stend will be alive. And if no one else can take over, then he's the one willing to do so."

Stend. That asshole. Even with the heat that filled me at the thought of him, a bit of Nat's training pushed through. Putting the pieces together with his psychology.

"Sauron left something, didn't he?"

"Dozens of things," Lykos shook his head. "Textbooks, metals, technology, some of it stolen from the ruins of ancient civilizations within the Savage Land. Stend will get his hands on it."

He rubbed his forehead. "I shudder to think what could follow. All that power, in the hands of him? My other half at least wished to release things at a slow and even pace. Stend will have no such discipline."

I thought about that. Then I chuckled.

"Oh!" Lykos leaned forward, a smile on his face. "It seems my words haven't disheartened you! Good news I hope?"

"Yeah. Kind of. It's just. If Stend does end up causing trouble. The Savage Land has its own heroes to defend it. It has its own Avengers. But thanks for warning me."

"Of course. I'm more than happy to aid you," Lykos smiled. "This world. It's become very interesting recently. I shudder to think what new surprises will come around the corner. And yet, that tense sense of fear is joined with a certain excited anticipation! What an intoxicating combination of emotions!"

"I'll have to keep you apprised I guess," I frowned. "So. Was there anything else you wanted to talk about, doctor?"

"Allow me to consider that question! Let me see. We discussed my old friend. My current roommate-"

"WAAAGH!"

"My old home seems to be in good hands. Did I have anything else to speak with you about?" he chuckled. "Ah yes! I've spoken with BRIDGE before. They've requested my knowledge on certain things. But I wish for more. I have a lifetime of knowledge I wish to put to use. Dial. I wish to ask. Would the Avengers be looking for another pair of minds to join them?"

Well fuck. Didn't expect that at all.

"Ah, it seems I've shocked you quite a bit!" Lykos laughed boisterously. "What a fun result, my friend!"

"WAAAGH!"



I told him I'd think about it and left. I walked through the halls of the Raft, my thoughts racing. Fact was, Lykos was smart. Very smart. Even Tony was impressed by him. Having access to his mind for the long haul could be great. What he was asking for was a direct line to the Avengers. A way to aid us in any scientific research, and to speak with us. As of now, BRIDGE had him under tight lock and key.

His forcefield was just stage one. If that failed, then massive metal doors would smash down around him. His vents were filled with incinerators just in case that goblin was a spore kind (as far as we knew it wasn't), his communications were monitored, and since meeting Charles, Tony had started working on figuring out a way to block psychic stuff (he wasn't having much luck so far).

He was a complicated problem then. Lykos, by all accounts, was a nice guy. Enthusiastic, dramatic, and very much in what I imagined it was like to interact with Raul Julia.

Sauron though… he was a monster. He'd stood against Creel, Fantasma, and me, and almost won. I didn't know if that was in line with his comic version or not, but it was for sure powerful. If Lykos ended up getting enough energy to transform back, we were all in trouble.

And of course, the Goblin. Intelligent. Fiercely so, speaking with a familiar British accent I remembered from the WH40K series. I didn't know much, but I knew the Warhammer ones could make more of themselves through spores. This one didn't. Instead, he somehow made the laws of physics work for him. Just like Jury Rigg.

Now I had his form. No idea what to do with it though, since Jury Rigg was already in the watch, but maybe it would pop up at some point.

I'd talk to the others about it later. I couldn't make a decision for all the Avengers after all.

"Hey, you," a female voice drew me from my thoughts. I looked to my right and blinked. For a second I was reminded of Komodo, AKA Melati Kusama, the reptilian scientist who'd joined Coulson's team. This woman had a scaled appearance as well.

It was the guy in the cell next to her that made me realize who she was. After all, the Abomination doesn't need an introduction, and neither does the Aberration.

The two scaled superhumans watched me approach, Abomination leaning casually against the massive metal bars just behind a yellow forcefield, while Aberration rested on her bed.

"Emil," I said to Abomination. The ten-foot tall man grinned. "Rana," Aberration grunted. "How are you guys doing?"

"Bored," Abomination grunted. "I was hoping you were here to go a couple rounds."

"I don't feel like knocking you out today."

He chuckled. "You really think that's how it would go?"

I shrugged. He leered down at me, but I only smiled back before looking over at Rana.

"I'm getting out soon," she said, though she looked nervous. "Gonna join the Grapplers."

"Good for you."

I was honest about that. Still, she looked nervous. "I'm supposed to… but I heard about the Registration. I want to do good, Dial. I want to redeem myself. Am I going to be able to do that, or am I going to stay here?"

"...I can't make any promises, Rana."

"See?" Abomination chuckled. "We're all in the dark, baby girl. Guess you and I are stuck here forever, huh? Leaves me more time for lessons?"

"What are you learning, piano?" I said sarcastically.

"Knitting. Hahaha!"

I ignored him to focus on Rana. "This Registration is something I knew was coming for a while. We're fighting it, and BRIDGE has plans for it. And a few of the bigger countries will veto it from being the rule of law across the world. But if we have to, we set up some contingencies."

"What, are you going to run away?" Abomination asked sarcastically. I looked up at him. He blinked. "Wait. Is that really it?"

"No. But it's one thing we're considering," I said sadly. "We'll make sure anyone trying to do good can do just that. Beyond that, we aren't going to force anyone to accept us. So don't worry about it, Rana. You'll be fine."

I walked away sadly. Yeah. If a country decided we weren't worth helping, then maybe we couldn't stay there. Not as heroes anyways.

This whole thing was stupid and was only going to get worse.






Steve Rogers/Captain America

"I'm just saying, I wasn't willing to give my suit to the government before, why would I want to do it now?" Tony asked Steve as he set up a camera. The pair were in Tony's penthouse floor of the Avengers Tower, Steve sat down on a far too comfortable couch with a milkshake in his hand and his shield laid down next to him.

Steve sighed. "Tony, it's not about giving our powers to the government. You know that. I just know that people are scared. I want us to try, just try, to create reasonable laws. To adjust the system to make sure people like us can't abuse them."

"And I'm saying that's fine, but not what we're dealing with now," Tony adjusted the camera and moved to grab himself a drink from the bar. "What we've got is a bunch of government idiots trying to monopolize us. I know that I apparently agreed with that in another universe for some… unfathomably stupid reason. Probably guilt, that tracks with how I work."

Steve watched as Tony poured himself a glass of whiskey. "But here it's a bunch of idiots."

"They're scared, Tony."

"Yeah, people keep telling me that. You know scared people can be stupid too right, it's not like they get a license to make dumb decisions? Nobody cries when Jason kills the dumb teens in a horror movie."

Steve rolled his eyes. "That's not what this is. I agree that the act they've suggested is far too restrictive, but laws need to be adjusted. It's not just one guy a little stronger than others anymore. We have telepaths, storm makers, Dial even mentioned a guy who could manipulate luck."

"So we change the laws a bit. But for now, I think we can agree. If this new act becomes the law of the land, then you and I, buddy? We might need to start looking into new jobs."

"Aren't you a CEO?"

"Nah, that's more of a sidegig."

"Oh right," Steve smiled just a bit. "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Right?"

"Heh. Yeah. Yeah… I know what you're thinking. You want everyone to sit down around apple pie, talk things out, come up with a way to koombaiya. But that ain't gonna happen. The guys behind this aren't just doing it out of fear now. They're politicians."

He took a swig of his drink before continuing. "These guys, they can't be seen changing their minds no matter how logical it is. They got a precious image to hold on to. The people behind the act? Guys like this Nadeer woman, like Ross? They didn't put out this damn act because they thought it would pass. They knew it wouldn't. So ask yourself. If they knew that, what's the act they really want to put out?"

Steve thought about that idea. The idea that the draconian laws they were pushing for were so blatant because they planned for more insidious versions of those laws to replace them. Instead of wrist and ankle trackers on superhumans, a digital census. Instead of indefinite prison time without trial, years worth of time for using a superhuman power. Worse replaced with bad.

"There," Tony pointed at him. "That, right there. The things you're thinking of? I've gone over it in my head a thousand times, Steve. Going over every angle. So yeah. I don't care how scared regular people are. I'm worried about the guys making a show for voters. Guys using fear to get power. Because if Dial and his team don't get enough allies in space for us to be ready for the next invasion, the politicians aren't going to be the ones laying their lives on the line. They'll be the ones complaining the rules they made that restricted our freedoms also kept us from doing our damn jobs."

"...A cold war, then," Steve said sadly.

"You and I know that the world needs defenses. But what's the point of that if we need to sacrifice the freedoms of everyone? You and I, we made that choice, we decided to step up to the plate. But kids like the ones at Xavier's school, people like Melati who just want to be scientists, prisoners who are actually looking for some kind of redemption like Wanda? They need to have someone looking out for them."

"...All right then. I'm in."

"I knew you were," Tony finished his drink. "Now. You ready?"

Steve felt some of his good nature return. "Yeah. Yeah, I am."

"Good," Tony moved to adjust himself on the couch next to the seat. Then he waved a hand and a large screen appeared before him. The camera began recording.

"What's up you nerds?" Tony said to the camera. "Thanks for joining the Capsicle and I on this whole thing. It's been, what, a month?"

"A little more I think."

"Yeesh. Time flies. Then again, we did have a little thing. Small war, got in the way of all this."

"I think it's a little bit thematically appropriate," Steve said with a hint of humour. "We stopped the series at the finale while having a finale of our own."

"Hey, ours had Godzilla, so this one has a lot to live up to."

"It wasn't really Godzilla," Steve chuckled.

Tony rolled his eyes. "He was a giant lizar- Oh, I can't with this argument again. Anyways! Avatar: The Last Airbender. Sozin's Comet. This show has been a fucking blast to watch, and I can't wait to see how it ends. I already bought the company that makes Korra too."

"Wait, wha-"

"Anyways, let's start."

"Tony, I think that's a conflict of interest."

"It better be, I'm voicing a character in the final season."

"Tony-"

"Start!"

The two friends began to finish the show together. As they did, they let go of the thoughts of doom and gloom.

For now. Only for now.



The Beginning and the End

In an AIM base halfway across the world, a computer played the live stream of Steve and Tony watching and responding to the show. It then flipped to traffic cam footage showing Dial in Bayville. Records of the Registration Act. More footage. Hulk. Aliens. BRIDGE. Watchdogs.

Thousands of records compiling. AIM's systems were being taxed, but that didn't matter. He was making more. AIM was expanding. Forcefully, in some cases.

The Evolution Project was growing. Among it's files, new folders opened, with small addendums being made as new data was found, a project that had been continuing for some time. The words 'Gamma Gene', 'Mutations', 'Alien Additions' came up at various points.

Yet another folder was opened for one simple project. Magic. Fantasma was in that folder, hundreds of hours of footage of her. But along with it, was another name.

Kulan Gath. The newest guest of AIM.

Research was ongoing on both.

In another base, blueprints were being followed. New technology.

And within the base the computer was working in, a single tube sat. It was stolen. Not the actual tube, but the design for it. It had been created by a woman named Helen Cho. A brilliant Korean doctor. It was missing a component. But that was fine. That could be stolen as well.

He was coming.

The computer froze on Dial's image. A bearded man, smiling in a group of heroes, mid-transformation into a monster. He was muscular, matching the super-soldiers around him for sheer size if not in height. His beard gave him a savage appearance despite his happy smile. For all the speed of the computers, they held onto that image of a man with an Omnitrix for a prenatural amount of time.

A single image flashed throughout AIM, on thousands of servers and screens.

A scarlet face like fire, set with a pair of glowing white eyes.

Then it disappeared in a flash. A series of 1's replaced it in a digital cloud of many angles. AIM continued its work.



Author's Note: Next chapter. Conan. That'll show up on my Patreon :D
 
Okay so since SB is locked, I guess I am putting my thoughts here.

Awesome chapter.

"WAAAAAGH!" a head poked out from the private section. I stared at the goblin as he approached, noting that my Omnitrix flashed yellow. So, not one I'd encountered… oh fuck me, did he say WAAAAGH?
Okay, I need a clarification for this since it's been a while since I read the fic.
Does Dial's Omnitrix have the Ultimate function?
Cause if the above really comes from Orks, then...
Orkz + Ultimate Fuction= Krork

The fact that it's green fits Dial's color theme.
 
Oh my god, Steve and Tony made a podcast to get him caught up on modern media.
 
Okay, I need a clarification for this since it's been a while since I read the fic.
Does Dial's Omnitrix have the Ultimate function?
Cause if the above really comes from Orks, then...
Orkz + Ultimate Fuction= Krork

The fact that it's green fits Dial's color theme.
No and that's a damned shame.

Hope Tony gives the Korra guys alotta money and all the time to make that show right.
 
Okay so since SB is locked, I guess I am putting my thoughts here.

Awesome chapter.


Okay, I need a clarification for this since it's been a while since I read the fic.
Does Dial's Omnitrix have the Ultimate function?
Cause if the above really comes from Orks, then...
Orkz + Ultimate Fuction= Krork

The fact that it's green fits Dial's color theme.
Unfortunately he doesn't have the function but with how Ork DNA works it's entirely possible for the Omnitrix to recreate other types of Orkoids like Nobs and even Krorks
 
6: Into The Woods
Chapter 6

June 11th, 2014

You'd think with all the bullshit we were dealing with, I wouldn't have a random mission pop up. But you'd be wrong.

"A wild man?" I asked Maria, befuddled.

"That's what I said," she leaned back in her seat in her office, rubbing her chin.

It was a day after I'd gone to the Raft to visit Lykos. I'd spent the morning training with Ares, so my legs were still shaking. He'd spent a lot of our training recently forcing me to move between Astrodactyl and Fasttrack form, moving as fast as I could while catching or dodging his attacks. I knew that catching arrows was possible. Theoretically, so were bullets.

Turns out, bullets are not easier to catch when they're bigger. They just make bigger holes in your hand. Ares was a damn sadist. So yeah, my morning had been exhausting before Maria called me in with a request.

"It's a story that came up a while back," she began to explain. "People in a set of Canadian woods are reporting a man in leather with incredible strength and speed is running around out there fighting off an unknown group of soldiers."

"And you want me to track him down?" I rubbed the back of my neck. "Director, aren't we kinda in crisis mode? I was working on my ship when you called me."

"I know. And I wouldn't have called you if it wasn't for your contacts," Maria leaned forward. "Dial, we need to wipe the slate as clean as possible before whatever happens with this Act happens. So I'm getting aggressive. Coulson's team is tracking the Ghost Rider you mentioned down. The Grapplers are joining in an operation in China. I've got Bucky and Bobbi helping with the Luna, Crescent, and White Fox with rumors of someone trying to steal from Helen Cho. We're dealing with a lot."

"I know, Fitz-Simmons told me they ran out of tea from all the late-night building Tony has them doing."

Maria continued. "So yes. I want you to go in, find out what's going on, then come back. Thankfully you've got enough power that I can trust it will be nothing you can't handle. And since it's the Canadian wilderness…"

Ah. Yeah. That made sense.






An hour later

"And that's basically when I called you," I said while piloting the Quinjet.

"I guess that makes sense," Logan, wearing a leather jacket and jeans, grunted from the seat next to me. "Don't you have an alien that can track though?"

"Track, sure. But there is a difference between that and actually knowing the area. Plus, the reports of armed soldiers chasing whoever this guy is has me worried. With this registration act shit, I'm worried the Canadian government has some black ops groups that are getting a head start on shit."

The glower I got at that told me he understood.

And yes, of course I grabbed Logan. I needed a guy who had run through the Canadian wilderness and he was the best backup I could get.

We flew low and tight over the forest in cloak, rushing over the snow frosted trees. I stared at the GPS coordinates of the last place that our… I don't know, target? Call him a target I guess.

"So, you have any questions about alternate versions of you?" I asked Logan casually.

"You get a lot of those?"

"An unbelievably large amount when people find out I have seen their alternate selves. Usually they end after a while. It's kinda the ultimate 'what if I did "x" instead of' game."

"Then I'll pass. I lived a solid life. I can let the other versions of me live theirs."

I looked over at him. He was relaxed.

"...I have something I'm looking into that has to do with you, but I can't tell you until after the mission."

"Because it might affect me?"

"Yeah."

"Leave it then, bub," he scoffed. "Just focus on what we gotta do. Leave everything else for later."

Damn. I forgot how self-assured Logan from the Evolution universe was. Still had some issues, but he was DadWolvie instead of SadWolvie. Like the later versions of him in the comics really.

A loud noise from the back of the Quinjet made me jump. We both shared a look. A pained look. A look that told me he knew exactly what that was.

"Don't tell me…" I mumbled.

"Goddamnit!" Logan snapped to his feet and strode to the back, where the bathroom was installed. Yes, bathroom. It was an Avengers Quinjet.

"No Avenger is gonna hold it if I can help it."

Yeah, Tony had weird lines in the sand.

I set the autopilot up and got up as well. Logan and I walked over in front of the bathroom. I tapped the panel next to the door. It slid open.

"Uh… like, heya?" Kitty Pryde waved her fingers awkwardly at us. She had her laptop on the sink counter.

I slapped a hand to my face. "Ms. Pryde."

"Half-Pint, what the hell are you doing here?" Logan said with an odd combination of frustration and fondness.

"Well uh… I wanted some privacy?"

"And you choose my quinjet?" I asked, aghast.

"Yeah, cause Kurt always finds me in the Blackbird!" She got up quickly. "Like, I just wanted some peace and quiet! So I thought, if I hid in here for a little bit-"

"Why not tell us you were in here? I would have stopped and turned around."

"I… didn't want to get in trouble?"

"And what, half-pint, was your plan? To just stay in the bathroom until we went back?"

She looked between us. Then she shuffled awkwardly, looking down at the ground and rubbing her arm.

"Half-pint…"

"Leave it. You're here. Now we gotta work with it. Kitty, put on, um…" I thought quickly. "Ruby's suit. It's bullet resistant, and she's about your size. Her suit should be in the back of Black Widow's locker."

"What?" Kitty jumped in surprise, staring at me.

"What are you thinking, bub?"

From the sound of Logan's voice, I needed to have a real good explanation.

"We can't leave her in here," I sighed. "There is no telling what's out there in the woods, and that paramilitary group is running around."

"Paramilitary!?" Kitty squeaked.

"Even under cloak, I'd rather make sure we are fighting together and not getting eaten separately."

"Eaten!?"

"Calm down, I'm being overly dramatic," I kept my eyes on Logan. He rubbed his face, grumbling. Then he looked down at Kitty.

"Like… do I have to?" she squeaked.

The shorter but much more dangerous man sighed. "He's not wrong. This isn't a regular mission."

"Oh, so it's the same as all our other missions."

That little comment got a growl that made her wince. I held in a small smile. DadWolvie man.

"Like I said," I pointed at the lockers. "Ruby's costume should be in that locker. Go ahead and put it on so you've got some real protection, all right?"

"Y-Yeah!" She ran over to the locker and opened it up. Then she blinked. "Wow… this is Black Widow's stuff?"

"If you take anything, she'll know, and she'll hunt you down in the shadows."

"I wasn't going to!" Still, Kitty was much more careful about reaching behind the widow suit and gear. She pulled out a dark red uniform and ran into the bathroom with it. Once the door was locked, Logan reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone.

"I need to tell Charles the sprout hitched a ride."

"I thought you called her half-pint."

"Right now I'm considering calling her 'pain in my ass'."

Grumbling, he sauntered off. I chuckled a bit. Internally though, I was thinking about the mission. Kitty being here was going to be… interesting.






In a bit, we were all standing outside of the cloaked Quinjet. Kitty was wearing Ruby's suit, a red take on Natasha's usual uniform. She didn't have any of the weaponry, but she was putting Ruby's earpiece into her ear.

"First things first. Silence," I told her as gently as I could. "As long as you mumble things, Ruby's quantum earpiece will pick it up and send it, but keep the conversation to that. We don't know what we're hunting. We just know that some kind of black ops group is also after it. So stay close. Be ready to go intangible," I need to introduce her to Ghost soon. "And be as quiet as you can. Stay between us so that a sniper hits Logan or me first."

"Sniper!?" she shouted in shock. In the open air, her voice cracked across the snowbitten forest. Logan and I glared at her. She covered her mouth quickly, squeaking quietly. "Uh… sorry."

"It's fine. Just be careful. Logan?"

"On it," he took a whiff of the air. Then he frowned. "That's weird."

I didn't reply, letting him lead the way. We took a slow and careful pace, our boots crunching through the snow. I took in cold frosted breaths, and smelled the pine around us. If it wasn't for the mission, this might have been relaxing.

He spoke softly, his voice going into our earpieces.

"It's hard to track this guy. I can smell him, but it's usually easier to get a trace than this. He smells like steel. Blood. Smoke. Sweat."

Kitty pursed her lips in disgust.

"What about his pursuers?"

"Walking around like elephants, Half-pint. Might as well make this a learning experience. What do you see?"

Kitty swallowed at being put on the spot. "Um… like, can I get a clue?"

"You've been in forests. What doesn't look like it belongs in a forest?"

"I haven't been in a real forest."

Logan closed his eyes, then opened them slowly. "You've seen them on tv. Make educated guesses."

She looked a little freaked, but started panning her eyes around. "Okay. Tree. Tree. Snow… I mean, those branches are broken I guess."

When she looked back at Logan, he was smirking. "What? Like, seriously? Broken branches?"

"Like, seriously," he said sarcastically. He walked up to the branches and waved her over. Softly speaking, he panned his fingers across them. "Bear or deer might have done it, but there's no tracks, no antler scratches, no claw marks. If you look carefully at the ground, what do you think you'll see?"

"Um…" Kitty leaned down. I watched carefully, feeling a bit like a third wheel in this teaching exercise, but still enjoying the show.

Kitty slowly pouted. Her eyes were hard, glaring at the landscape.

"Calm down," Logan patted her shoulder. "It's not an enemy. Just take in all the details, half-pint. The forest is dangerous. But it's fair. And it tells its story to you long as you're willing to take it in."

Her eyes softened. She looked a bit more. Then she sighed. "Okay. So, like. The branches are broken here. So maybe they were running?"

The grumpy older man didn't reply. Kitty continued. "Chasing somebody. Over here maybe?"

She walked the perimeter and stopped in a spot of snow that looked lower than the others. I had a guess as to what she'd find. Group of paramilitary dudes, chasing someone? No way they didn't-

"Bullets!"

Shoot at the guy.

"Nice job," Logan walked over to take a hold of one of them. "I'll teach you how to tell the difference between cartridges another time. But for now-"

"5.56×45mm NATO," I cut in, cocking my head. "That could be used by a lot of rifles. I was hoping for something more specialized."

"Are they like, really common?" Kitty asked us.

"Used by everyone from the US to the Swiss and much more. Including, of course, Canada."

"Makes it harder to tell if this is one of those other countries or just Canada being Canada."

"Wait, what does that mean?" Kitty looked between us, confused.

I decided to copy one of the catchphrases of an old friend of mine. "Don't worry about it."

"I don't like the way you said that," the young girl said.

Logan took a sniff of the bullet, frowning. "All well and good to use normal tracking skills. But from here on out, it's up to me I think. The guy they're pursuing. He's good. Almost as good as me. Reminds me of Sabertooth."

"That doesn't bode well."

"Like, tell me about it!"

Logan tossed the bullet aside and started walking. "This way. Come on."

We moved in his wake, quick, but not running. Just staying on the move. Kitty started to run towards a tree, but I pulled at her arm to make her dodge it rather than run through it.

"Hey, what gives?"

"Does going through things cost energy?" I asked pointedly.

She nodded, though she still looked confused.

"Then save it. We might need your powers later. Better that you've got a full tank."

As we continued, I stared out at the forest. Miles of woods. Hundreds of them. Rivers, animals, snow, trees, all hiding secrets. I don't think Kitty had really registered what it meant to find bullets in the woods. They weren't just pursuing this guy. They were trying to kill him. Thing was, were we trying to help him? Or did he need to be taken down too?

I reached for the Omnitrix and flipped through the playlist of aliens. Speed. I'd need speed.






Kulan Gath

Within AIM, the thin and wrinkled man wearing a suit watched next to Lyle Getz as a group of men manipulated the cameras before them. Footage of soldiers moving in formation, holding guns, the cameras either flying on drones or attached to helmets.

"In some ways, technology is both inferior and superior to the magic available to me," Kulan mused.

"How so?" Lyle asked curiously. "I can understand both perspectives, but I wish to hear your thoughts first."

"Ah, a true intellectual," Kulan felt a hint of amusement . Lyle Getz was an idiot. But better than most Kulan had to contend with. "Magic allows me to unleash the forces of the elements. Few are the men who can match me. Even your modern guns cannot match them. And yet, for my single august self, you can arm thousands of soldiers with those wonderful toys."

He continued. "My spells let me not only see across the world, but to project my astral self so I may feel, smell, even affect things from miles away. But your cameras allow you dozens of different perspectives, perfect recordings, and continuing advancements to the clarity, right down to thermal imaging!"

Kulan didn't hide his enthusiasm. "Oh yes. My powers are truly formidable. But I would be a fool to discount the lessons of this new world's great gifts."

"That is good to hear. For a moment, I believed you thought me to be an idiot. Though, I suppose you still do."

Kulan froze. He turned to stare at Lyle.

The scientist didn't look at him, merely watched the screens. "I'm simply making an observation, Mr. Gath. Based on my interactions with you, I know you are far more familiar with this man than you led me to believe. In fact, he is your enemy. You kept this from me. I assume it's because any information you share with us may reveal your true goals, even your weaknesses. Which leads me to believe you do not have our best interests at heart."

"...And?"

"And nothing, Mr. Gath. After all, I cannot pretend I have your own best interests at heart. I am content to allow you to use us. As long as it is understood we are using you in turn."

"How amusing. What exactly do you believe I can offer you, if I am as duplicitous as you say?"

"The keys to the kingdom. This is a world of monsters, myths, and super-science. AIM will not lose its traction. Not after its previous failure. We will become greater than ever before. If I must shake the hand of the devil, it will be worth it when we strike at the gods.

At that moment, Kulan's estimation of Lyle Getz rose. "Strike at the gods. It makes this old sorcerer laugh, to know that blasphemies such as that are considered possibilities."

Getz looked him in the eyes for the first time. Gath felt his heart swell at what he saw. Desperation. Madness. And pure obsession. How beautiful.

"I've seen gods bleed, Mr. Gath. I know they can be killed as well. AIM can rise higher than them one day. I plan to make that happen. Now. This man we're hunting. How is he doing as much damage as this with nothing but a sword?"

At that, Gath's new admiration of Getz turned into annoyance and rage towards their shared adversary.

"If I knew that, I'd have killed him long ago."

"Fair enou- Wait!" Lyle snapped his hand at one of the cameras. "Who is that?"

The camera froze on the woods. There, Kulan and Lyle could see a single glowing symbol on an arm moving through the trees.

"Omnitrix," Lyle hissed.

"Dial," Kulan smiled. "Now that is interesting. What is he doing here?"

"No clue. We wouldn't have known if that thing wasn't glowing!" Lyle pressed a button on his watch. "All teams, avoid contact with Dial."

"Are you afraid of him?" Kulan asked mildly.

"Yes."

Kulan smirked.

"I am no fool, Gath. So far, every enterprise Dial has encountered has gotten shut down. He can turn into Godzilla damnit!"

"Is that supposed to mean something to me?"

To Gath's annoyance, Getz ignored him. Gath watched him continue coordinating his forces. As he did, he stroked his chin. He'd already seen Dial in action. But perhaps…

"Oh Dr. Getz?" Gath asked, his voice sweet as sugar. "I believe I may be able to offer some assistance?"

Lyle looked over at him. The scientist and the sorcerer met eyes. Lyle finally nodded. "What do you need?"

"A cow will do. This summoning will require a sacrifice. Hahahaha!"

It was time to see how the Omnitrix dealt with magic. After all, Kulan was learning quite a bit about science. Now for an experiment or two.



Author's Note: Conan and a monster from Kulan Gath :D Although I will say, the Omnitrix rarely has trouble with magical monsters. Some, but it's otherwise been pretty much like all other threats.

I will admit, this is sort of part of me setting up the end to Dial as a whole. There are still some big things I want to do of course. But as a whole, there's a plan in mind for where the story is gonna end, and this is part of the build to it.

In other news, I've been writing a new original fic. It's called Rewired Saga, a story based on a combination of cyberpunk, fighting game, and mythology tropes, and it's my new baby. I'd appreciate it if you guys could take a look at it, show it some love, or better yet, criticize my ideas and grammar so I can make it better. Should be on SpaceBattles and RoyalRoad.

Also, just watched Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. Fantastic show. But it hit a blow to my confidence because how am I supposed to do that good?

Anyways, that's what's been happening. Next chapter of Dial will be on my Patreon in, I want to say, a couple of days? Let me know what you guys think about the potential Logan vs Conan fight, and I'll catch ya'll later.
 
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If this dude is as smart as he believes himself to be he'll say no to the wizard and have his men pack up for the day.
 
7: The Future King
I hopped up into a tree, looking out over the landscape. "This guy's range is pretty damn impressive," I mumbled into the Omnitrix.

"More like crazy," Kitty complained in my ear. I could see her at the bottom of the tree, looking up at me. "This guy really hunts across 20 acres? Is that normal?"

"Not usually," Logan said back. I couldn't see him, which probably meant he was doing all right. "Most hunters range around only 10 acres in the modern day."

"Modern?" I asked, noting that choice of language.

"I'm starting to have doubts about this guy. I found arrows. Flint and wood."

Someone landed behind me. I jumped and turned quickly, only to sigh a bit at the sight of Logan. We both dropped down from the tree, landing next to Kitty. "He smells like animal skins along with everything else. But all the modern smells; Smog, plastic and such. They're new on him."

"New?" My mind raced through the list of characters I knew in Marvel who might fit the bill. "Maybe this is a caveman."

"You're joking, right?" Kitty asked skeptically.

"Only a bit. Literally anything is possible, but that just means we take in evidence without bias, not that we assume things offhand," I rubbed the back of my neck, sighing. "Still… who is this guy? And who are the people after him?"

Logan spoke softly. "No idea. But they're avoiding us."

Kitty looked around. "They are?"

"Yeah. Like the damn plague. Surrounding us, but not moving in."

"Figures," I'd noticed. I didn't have Logan's instincts, but I'd been at this for long enough to feel when people were watching me. "Let's keep moving. Sooner we find this guy, the sooner we get answers.

I saw something fly overhead. A drone, flying high. I choose to ignore it for now. Better to wait for my moment.

The three of us moved differently. Logan practically flowed through the woods, like he was a part of it, each step landing perfectly without sound. I was less used to woods. My beat tended to have a lot more concrete and street lights, but I felt pretty good about how quiet I was.

Kitty was less relaxed. She kept stepping on branches, getting leaves in her face, doing the Valley Girl equivalent of Joe Pesci cursing his head off.

Finally, I had enough of that. I reached for the Omnitrix and tapped it. In a flash of light, my body shifted. I became taller and thinner, insect wings floated off my back then wrapped around me like a cloak.

"Big Chill."

"Here, take my hand,"
I said to Kitty.

"Ewww!" Kitty recoiled, staring at me. "Your eyes are like, totally grody!"

I'd have rolled those same eyes if I could have. "You are being too loud and clumsy. And you don't have to be. Take my hand, Shadowcat."

Kitty still looked grossed out. Still, she took a hold of my clawed hand. "Wha-"

I shifted to become intangible. And so did Kitty.

"Whoa!" she shivered. "That feels like, so weird!"

"You're telling me."

She didn't feel like Ghost did. When Ghost and I had to interact intangibly, she felt like she was disconnecting from the world around her. Like touching a soap bubble made of power. It was there, but it could disappear at any moment.

Big Chill felt more like a cold breeze. Cold, of course, invisible, but still there. You couldn't see the air as it blew around you, but you could feel it. It was a part of the world, rather than pulling away from it.

Kitty felt like she was fuzzy. I don't know how else to explain it. She was still there, but it was like the universe couldn't quite get a hold on her. Fuzzy and hard to touch.

I lifted off, floating upwards with Kitty in tow. Kitty gasped at the sensation, but otherwise closed her mouth.

"Come on," I pulled her along, following in Logan's wake. Without thinking, I started repeating a lesson Nat had once taught me. "It's fine to learn stealth, but you have natural advantages you can take advantage of. If things can't touch you, then you also avoid making noise. Noise requires interaction after all."

We went through a tree together. "How long can you stay like this?"

"Uh, I don't know? Like, a few hours? I get tired after a while," Kitty said, floating over the snow.

"A few hours. That's perfect," I mused. "Anyways, next time you need to keep under the radar, don't be afraid to turn intangible. The stuff you'll run into has no problems cheating, so neither should you."

"Run into? Like what?" Kitty asked curiously.

That's when an arrow slammed into Logan's throat.

"Guh!" Logan fell to a knee, coughing. I pulled Kitty over to him as she screamed in horror, watching as he grabbed the arrow and ripped it out, a spray of blood following the movement.

Another arrow flew at me, but I turned intangible in time, the arrow getting covered in frost as it passed through my head.

"Grrrrr!" Logan snapped, his throat healing in seconds. "Cheap shot!"

He leaped up and entered the brush. A sound filled the air. Metal on metal.

"Who shoots arrows at people!?" Kitty shouted.

"I know a guy," I tapped the Omnitrix and shifted to Wildmutt form. I could smell Logan and one other person, the person we'd been tracking. I leaped for them, reaching the pair.

Through Wildmutt's superpowered senses, I could tell the man was tall. A giant of a man really, around Thor's height. He was wearing a deer hide as a cloak with wolf fur trimming his arms and legs, but was otherwise nearly naked, his body running hotter than most people. He had a sword in each hand, one of which had been sliced in half by Logan's adamantium claws.

Apparently he'd learned his lesson though, because he parried the claws instead of meeting them head on now, dodging when he could, and sliced into Logan several times.

I kept quiet as I lunged at him, trying to catch him off guard.

I don't know how he sensed me. But as I was about to hit him, he spun around and stabbed me in the chest, kicking me back moments later.

"RARRGH!"

Gaaaah, that hurt. Getting stabbed in the chest hurts no matter how many times it happens or whatever form you're in. You don't get used to that shit.

Logan rushed in. His right claws whistled through the air, barely missing. The large man retaliated with a stab, which Logan took in the shoulder, trading it for a chance to kick his leg. The man rolled as his leg left the ground, swords slicing out to parry Logan's follow up.

Then the two stood in front of each other and began moving at top speed. In Wildmutt form, I couldn't see it, but the sounds of the clash was clear as day to me. Metal ringing over and over, painting the world in vibrating air, bits of heat as swords and claws clashed, the breathing of the two men going fast and hard, sending clouds of warmth into the warm Canadian air. The smell of sweat and blood mingling with the muddy snow flying up around their feet.

Both of them moved faster than anyone not on super-soldier serum should have been able to, bouncing back and forth. Cuts flashed across Logan's body, healing near instantly. The man got similar wounds, but ignored them, focusing on the battle.

The man slashed downward at Logan. Logan blocked it with his forearm. The blade sliced through his flesh and stopped with a metallic clang that surprised the barbarian.

Logan smirked. "Metal bones don't break."

"Get away from him!" Kitty threw a rock. The giant man slashed it out of the air without looking and continued his duel with Logan. She then surprised me by rushing in and throwing the most clumsy punch I'd ever seen.

It landed on his cheek. He didn't flinch. He did, however, lose the hood that had been covering his face when her hand caught on it and pulled.

I was getting up, covering the hole in my chest, but I almost froze at the sight of Arnold Schwarzenegger. In a headband, with tanner skin, and much more youthful than the former California governor. But close enough that all three of us stared in surprise.

He took his chance to let loose a casual backhand towards Kitty. I knew what he expected. To send her flying, then continue his fight with Logan.

He stumbled when his giant fist flew through her with no resistance. Kitty screamed and punched him again, surprising him further.

Logan and I moved at the same time. I tapped the Omnitrix while Logan rushed him.

I still got there first.

"Fasttrack!" at super-speed, I punched Conan (Because who else could this barbarian with swords and an action star's face be?) in ribs, shifting to let Logan slash at him as I ripped a sword from his right hand.

Conan roared in rage, as loud as any animal, and parried Logan again.

I took the sword in hand and swung with superhuman speed, slicing off his cloak. Conan's eyes widened. Then they closed.

When I swung again, he parried it. Despite my superspeed.

Holy shit.

"Logan, back up!" I shouted.

"Are you kidding, brat!?" Logan snarled.

"This guy doesn't have guns!" I answered.

He understood instantly. If we were surrounded by enemies, then Logan would be the one who could detect them first. Reluctantly, Logan backed off.

I twirled my stolen sword and rushed Conan. He rushed back. And just like that, I was in another sword fight.

Conan was good. Scratch that. He was the best I'd ever dueled. Natasha, Melinda May, Clint, they would have been in for the fight of their lives.

The closest I'd ever fought that compared to him was Thor. Thor. The 1500 year old warrior, who had fought everything possible to fight. Conan was almost as good as him.

In Fasttrack form, with my blue fur getting bits of snow in it, I could match and surpass him, but I felt admiration fill me at the sight of his swordsmanship. He adjusted to my speed by slowing down, not trying to overwhelm me like he had Logan, but instead flowing with me, eyes taking in my whole body. Sparks flew with every blow, the swords in our hands shaking on every contact.

I felt bad for what I did next, but I didn't have time to waste on admiring his swordsmanship.

Conan raised his blade to slash at my neck, and I stopped holding back.

Fasttrack was not as fast as XLR8, but he was still insanely quick. If I gave Conan enough time, he might be able to counter him, clever and skilled opponents could do it. Couldn't give him that time though.

I ducked under his slash then bashed his sword with mine with all the strength and speed I had, knocking the blade from his hand. Then I swung my own sword so the blade was placed against Conan's neck, tickling his adam's apple with the point. A small amount of blood came from the point.

Conan stared at me. Then he spoke. And I couldn't understand it.

I stared at him, uncomprehending. Since I'd gotten to the Marvel Earth, the only time I'd had trouble with language had been when the Omnitrix had shut down. Conan said something else, trying a different language.

"What'd he say?" Kitty asked, confused.

"I have no clue."

"...haf na clo." Conan mumbled, repeating the words thoughtfully.

I backed away from him and tossed his sword back to him. Conan's eyes widened, catching the blade with ease. Then I tapped the Omnitrix. In a flash, I was back in human form again. He didn't seem that put off by my transformation, only raising an intrigued eyebrow.

"What are you doing?" Logan asked me, snarling. Conan clenched and unclenched the blade.

"Conan." I said.

The man in question now looked truly surprised. I pointed at myself. "Dial. Logan. Kitty."

He watched me point at each of them. Then he said something else. Gibberish. The Omnitrix fluttered with colors on my wrist. Conan added something.

"-manner of demon?"

"Not demons," I said. I raised my Omnitrix up. "You have swords. But in this world, weapons have evolved a good amount."

"You speak good now?" Conan's voice was deep as hell. He twirled his sword, not sheathing it just yet. His speech was also not what I expected. He sounded like the Heavy from Team Fortress. Slow, deep, using simple words. Like the Omnitrix was having trouble translating him.

Conan wasn't dumb. For his time period, he was a fucking Renaissance man. I had to remind myself of that as his speech was butchered to pieces.

"Weapons. Hmf! Weapons like coward. Sneak knife, metal bone, ghostly wench and beast men. You are sorcerer?"

"I know your legends, Conan. Are any of those things you haven't encountered before?" I asked.

"...No metal bones. You say not demons. Then what?"

"Superheroes. Which kind of makes us weirder than demons," I tried to joke. He didn't seem to get it, only scowling. "Look, we aren't with those guys who were tracking you."

"The worthless ones?" Conan cocked his eyebrow. He had inky-black hair I noticed, something that further separated him from Ahnold. "Hmmm."

That was a growl. A deep and rumbling one. Okay, so he was pissed.

"What want then?" He pointed at me harshly.

"Honestly, to get you out of trouble. You aren't supposed to be here."

That was an understatement. The Hyborian Age was what, 10,000 years ago? Further? Had he been left here because of the Rio Timequake?

"Who is this guy?" Kitty asked.

"A man from an age way before ours," I walked over to the sword on the ground and picked it up, noting where Logan had sliced through it. When I handed it to Conan, he put it away without looking.

"...Hmf," he turned and began to walk away.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"Away. Leave me." Conan growled, continuing on.

"So you can keep getting hunted by assholes?"

He seemed surprised by the last word, stopping to chuckle. "Funny, beast-man. I Conan. Need no one."
Logan frowned. He sniffed the air. "Whatever the hell you two are talking about. Stow it. We got company."

I felt a run of frustration fill me. God fucking damnit, I had to get him out. I had no time to waste on this. Whoever was tracking him, they'd cause trouble-

Magic. It was in the air. Sudden and rushing. I was no wizard, but time with Fantasma had gotten me used to the sting of it in the air. Magic had different flavors from person to person. My favorite witch girl had a different feel from Wanda's more chaotic or Agatha's ancient and controlled versions of magic, for example.

This magic felt like a baby being strangled. It was horrific. Poisonous. And it covered us all.

Conan snarled, looking around. "Sorcery!"

Logan was looking around as well, though more confused than anything. Kitty shivered, grabbing at her arms. "Like, what is that?"

"Magic," I reached for the omnitrix, looking around with wide eyes. "Logan-"

It came from beneath me. A claw of pure ice separating the snow as it reached for my crotch with lacerating spikes. I leaped back, screaming a bit higher pitched than normal when the claws caught briefly on the armor protecting me. I slammed down on the Omnitrix.

"NRG!"

In my armored form, I grabbed the claw and ripped it upwards.

The creature was around four feet in height. It was made entirely of spiky ice except for its green eyes, the two wings on its back giving it the appearance of an imp.

"Mephit!" Conan snarled.

The creature screeched, breathing pure ice onto my helmet.

So I breathed nuclear radiation into its face.The creature didn't have enough time to respond before its grinning demon head melted.

Then the earth snapped up beneath me, another creature, this one made of dirt and stone, punching me, followed by gunshots.

"They're here!" Logan extended his claws and went to rush forward. Only to trip as the ground beneath him began to soften, pulling him under. "Crap!"

"AH!" Kitty screamed when another earth imp looking thing rose up and swung at her, getting nothing. She grabbed Logan and pulled him out of the mudlike-earth, letting go of him once he was out.

"Thanks, pipsqueak!" Logan dug his claws into the imp and ripped it in half, taking several shots in the back with spurts of blood. He rushed for where the bullets had been shooting at him from, leaping into the woods.

I grabbed my own earth imp by the shoulders and pulled, ripping its arms off before twirling them to beat the creature to rubble with its own limbs.

Then ice covered me instantly, keeping me in place. I couldn't see it, since I was frozen, but behind me Kitty yelled out again, rushing towards Conan.

The quintessential barbarian had circled around me, using me as cover from the bullets bouncing off my new icy prison, only for a water imp to flow out of the snow and soak him in a blast of fluid. He sliced through the attack, removing the lethal aspect of the attack but covering him with water. In the middle of the snow.

I raised my temperature, exploding from the ice around me as Kitty passed me and blasted the water imp, evaporating it in clouds of steam. I tried to keep my radiation contained while my heat was high, a trick I'd practiced with Bruce, and Conan sighed in relief at the rush of heat that filled the area.

"What are these things!?" Kitty shouted, letting an ice one's claws go through her before pushing it back, Conan smashing it apart with his sword.

"Conan, give me info, comrade!" I shouted in NRG's Russian accented tones.

"Mephit! Spirit of nature they are!"

That fit. We were surrounded by them. Ice, earth, air, water, imps of various types. Or mephits, I guess. A rock smashed into me, hard enough to send me stumbling back. Then ice surrounded me as a ball of wind hit Conan in the back.

A hail of bullets from the treeline was concerning as well, Logan's rage filled voice coming from that direction. The bullets went through Kitty, nearly took Conan's head off, and smashed apart an earth imp.

This was too much. We had to deal with the problems separately.

"Kitty, get Conan to Logan!" I shouted. "Conan, shut down the honorless ones!"

Conan took in the sight around us, then growled and nodded. Thank god he wasn't dumb. Logan and he could easily deal with the gunmen. But the mephits, whatever they were, required a more powerful touch.

Kitty grabbed Conan and pulled him, only for the giant of a man to spin her around and take her into his arms.

"Eep! Like, what are you doing, you creep-AHHHH!"

Conan took off, running faster than anyone I'd ever seen who wasn't on super-soldier juice, rushing past the monsters without care.

He adjusted fast, that was for sure.

"Now," I raised my fists, the armor around them beginning to glow with red hot power. The mephits around me screeched and charged. "Let us party, comrades!"

The demonic forces of nature rushed me. I ran forth and unleashed all the power within me on contact with an earth mephit, exploding in radiative power. My fist split the air before exploding inside a water golem.

Then I was dogpiled. I punched, grappled, blew fire, as the dozens of mephits clawed, blew various types of breath at me, and screeched.

"Yes, cry some more!"






Kulan Gath

"Cry some more," Kulan shook his head, chuckling. "A man after my own heart."

On a television screen in the small room he'd been given, footage of Dial fighting the mephits was playing live. Kulan hummed to himself.

He raised a hand to his beard, only to stop himself. "Oh, that would have been embarrassing.

His hand was still covered in blood. Getting that in his beard was a sticky endeavor to clean.

Kulan looked over at the calf he had been cutting into. Still a babe in truth, the living creature was bleating weakly with its entrails spread out across the floor. Its pain, youth, and blood were all feeding into the entrails arranged into ancient patterns across the concrete, bringing forth the neutral spirits of the elements and binding them to Kulan's will.

Kulan idly kicked the calf, trying to feed just a bit more pain into the spell, but otherwise smiled.

This was good. His powers were, if anything, more potent than ever. Perhaps because his particular brand of magic had less users in this world. The 'pool' he drank from had less competition.

And summoning the mephits would prove to be immensely useful. The elemental spirits were neutral, but easily binded to a sorcerer who knew what they were doing. Enough of them could cause damage, distract, and use subterfuge.

They had weaknesses. They could only be formed from their environments. Thus why Dial was only fighting spirits of ice, earth, air, and water. In the right settings, lighting, fire, and much more could be added.

Still, as a beginning test, Kulan was satisfied…

Except. Conan.

On the screen, Kulan watched as Conan approached a soldier, the barbarian savage slicing into the armored man's throat. Conan. Always Conan.

Kulan believed in Crom. How else could a barbarian somehow overcome odds over and over again, if not with the aid of a god's strength? Conan was no superhuman. He was skilled, strong, but he had no true power. And yet, he survived. He won. Over and over again.

Pain in his palms drew his attention. When Kulan looked, he had driven his pointed nails into his own hands. Kulan relished in the pain for a moment, allowing it to bring him back to reality.

Conan would be dealt with. Dial, the Avengers… and eventually, even AIM. All would become his.

Until even his benefactor would become his thrall.

Kulan raised his palm, covered in the blood of the calf and his own, and licked at it idly, smiling at the screen.
 
8: Moving Forward
June 11th, 2014

Conan the Barbarian

Conan put down the witch girl once they had reached the other battle. The Cimmerian's eyes swept the field, taking in everything as a whole picture before parsing the details, a trick he had learned through many battles.

Then he dived forward, swords held high. The men before him wore black clothing armored with some strange material, and carried those metal sticks that fired arrowheads without shafts. There were fifteen, two of them firing at the steel boned one.

Conan landed before one of them, ducked under his aimed weapon, and sliced into his gut, just under the black material the man wore as armor. His sword ripped through cloth and flesh, entrails steaming as they met the cold air. The man screamed, only cut off by Conan's other blade slamming into his throat in a spray of red on the white snow.

14 men now. 12, since the steel-boned one had torn into two others with those sneak knives of his.

In truth, he preferred this battlefield to the one he had left behind. While the honorless warriors here fought with strange sticks that blasted thunder and released hyperfast beads of iron, at the end of the day they were the same as any archer. Stay out of the way of the arrow, and you would not be struck.

Mephits, while something he was familiar with, sat firmly in the realm of things Conan was wary of. Lesser spirits they are, but Conan felt more comfortable fighting men of flesh and blood than he did those elementals.

Let the shapeshifting demon deal with those. Conan had blood of his own to spill.

But not alone. As he approached the next soldier, he ended up with the steel-boned man at his back. He ignored him, focusing on his opponent.

Dodge from the path of the soldier's weapon as his hand tightened around the trigger. Swing his sword at the man's fingers, slicing them off. Followed with a stab to the throat, twisting as he pulled out.

The steel-boned one landed in front of Conan, taking a hail of arrowheads into his chest. Rather than dying, he roared, a true roar, a sound that reverberated in the air and sang to Conan's warrior blood. The short man charged forth, biceps and forearms bulging as he stabbed deep into the soldier, slashing upwards in a bloody spray that curled in the air.
Conan moved to cover the other man's back, only to shudder when the witch-girl passed through his chest. She ran through the steel-boned one as well, before landing a clumsy punch to the face of one shocked soldier. Another more prepared soldier shot the girl in the face. She yelped, ducking back despite not getting harmed in any way.

What a useful ability. Conan sliced the man who had shot the girl, metal passing through his elbow and sending his forearm flying through the air. The man screamed before a trio of unnaturally sharp blades impaled his face.

Conan looked around. There had been 12. Now there were nine. Very well.

The barbarian and the steel-boned man rushed forth. The witch-girl followed.



Mahmoud Schahed/Dial

Thank god Conan, Logan, and Kitty were far away. I didn't want to risk irradiating them. Sure, Logan could take it and maybe Kitty's powers could protect her, but still! I didn't want to give anyone cancer or worse.

I took a moment to enjoy the irony. These creatures of magic, the power of the ancient world, fighting a being of radiation, the power of the modern world.

I discarded the thought to focus on the fight.

There were dozens of mephits, as Conan had called them. They had a bevy of abilities. Earth ones dived into the ground before showing up again, while ice and water ones could do the same with snow. The earth ones were also physically strong, hitting me not just with stone projectiles from their mouths but with rocky fists. Air mephits were the most elusive, constantly hitting me from just out of range with balls of air with similar force to a punch from Nat.

So to counter most of it, I unleashed the heat of my body in full. Radiation blew from my hands and feet, surrounding me in an aura of nuclear energy. Only the earth golems could approach me without just evaporating after a few moments in my vicinity. I slammed those with punches, full body slams, grabbing one by the face and melting it with a palmful of fire.

The other mephits got blasts of poisonous fire. I fired them carefully, aiming away from the battlefield where Conan, Logan, and Kitty were at. Some mephits tried to head over there. I ignored a bolt of ice that hit me in the back, instead smashing my hands into the ground.

In front of the mephits trying to head for the others, a volcano of pure radiation exploded upwards, molten rock flowing back towards us and cutting off the other battlefield. With that, I went back into the fight.

This battle was worrying. The mephits weren't very tough compared to NRG. Compared to a lot of aliens, really. But for a normal army they would have turned most battles into a massacre. I could cook the air ones with my radiation, but they were able to shift to be almost as intangible as Kitty, then come back with claws of pure air.

Earth ones could dig under the ground as though it were water, and hit as hard as a car. Ice ones could freeze things in their tracks just by passing through them. Water ones could drown a man in their bodies.

To me, they were a challenge. But there were dozens of these things. Whoever had summoned them might be able to replicate that. And this was just one of the magical species. BRIDGE had to be informed.

I covered myself in my aura of radiation and dived forward. The next few minutes were a blur. My fists shatter elemental heads and torsos, with more ephemeral mephits screaming as they were cooked alive either by my aura or my blasts. I felt like I was doing a real life horde mode. They were weak, compared to me, but there were so many. At points, they'd dogpile me, covering me enough that I couldn't see anything but their bodies for a few feet.

I kept punching- Kept blasting. The mud and snow turned to hardened earth as my heat cooked it, radiation soaking the ground like poison soaking into cake. The sound of mephits squealing filled the air, like a variety of guitar strings being abused, cut, and oiled.

The noises were grating. My armor ringing with hits, the squeals of the creatures, claws scratching at me…

"Otyebis ot menya!" I finally roared. I ripped open the helmet of my armor up and the real NRG came out.

The Mmphits died. They died merely by being next to me. I didn't hold back beyond the bare minimum to keep my radiation to my own battlefield. Earth, snow, air, and water spirits burned.

In the form of pure fire, I flew forth, passing through spirits and leaving burning holes in my wake before they dissipated. The ground cracked and split under the heat.

And the mephits all around began to fall apart. I flew through a couple more, but stopped when I realized they were all simply fading away.

One, an ice one still melting, grinning. For a moment, its eyes were… not alive. You couldn't call something with those eyes alive. I felt, for a moment, like I was meeting the gaze of a shark. An ancient apex predator.

Then the look faded. The ice spirit melted and the battlefield was empty.

And chock full of radiation.

"...This is big problem," I said, crossing arms of radioactive flame. I flew over to my armor and hopped into it. After the hood was closed, I began absorbing the radiation, cleaning it as much as I could.

I also sent a signal out through the Omnitrix. Time to get out of here.



Conan The Barbarian

"They're pulling back!" Conan roared at the short man fighting alongside him. He swung his sword in a downward arc, cutting off an arm, then stabbing with his other sword.

The man said something in that strange language of his, but his tone sounded like agreement as he sliced through the weapon of a soldier. As well as his armor, trisecting the man in three pieces.

Conan felt some envy for those blades. They seemed to cut through anything with ease. Other blades, armor, those metal weapons. To have a sword of quality similar to those sneak knives.

More soldiers shouted in the distance. They began to back up. Conan, to his frustration, took cover behind the smaller man. While the other man was smaller, Conan had seen him heal in mere moments without a scratch, while those arrowheads bounced off of his metal skeleton. It galled Conan, to take cover.

It was why he called these soldiers honorless. None of them were willing to fight like godsdamned men. They attacked from afar, shooting at him in cover, surrounding him in numbers. If he was not Conan the Cimmerian, he would have been dead long ago.

A head popped up from the ground next to him. The witch-girl. The brown-haired girl had used her powers to sink into the earth as though it were a pond. A few soldiers had been pulled into the ground as well, their upper bodies wiggling as they tried to escape. She said something to the short man. The steel-boned man scowled and nodded, then looked up at the sky, ignoring a bullet that bounced with a 'spang!' off his chin. Conan kept his eyes on the treeline, watching as the soldiers retreated.

Then the wind picked up. Conan raised his gaze and scowled.

A flying machine. Conan had seen a few since coming to this strange land. Metal constructs that flew faster than any horse, falcon or dragon. This one was different from ones he'd seen, birdlike but with those twisting blades built into the wings.

"Hn," Conan spat to the side, ignoring the witch-girl watching him in disgust. "Atlantean trickery."

The flying machine twisted so its buttocks faced them. The buttocks opened to reveal a hole. Like a castle dropping a drawbridge. Inside, the shapeshifter stood, holding one of those weapons.

"Inside, now!" the man called in a butchered version of Conan's tongue. Still, he made himself understood.

Conan leaped upwards, landing inside, the steel-boned man and the witch-girl following.

"Going, going now," the shapeshifter said, running to the front of the machine. The door shut behind them as Conan followed, stopping to watch the man sit in front of a set of windows. Ah. A saddle for the machine then. A comfortable looking one, with pillows across it.

So the many buttons and sticks were the reins.

"Conan, sit!" the man shouted.

"Don't order me around," Conan grumbled. Still, he listened.

He sat down. The shapeshifter flicked some buttons.

"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" Conan screamed when they suddenly zipped off. "Crom!"

"Wooo!" the witch-girl shouted.

The short man spoke calmly, as though they weren't moving at demonic speeds. The shapeshifter nodded. "First, drop off both you. Then, take Conan safe after. Bridge see him."

Both you? Safe after? His grasp of grammar was atrocious. And how could a bridge see Conan?

Conan the Barbarian grimaced, holding tight to his seat, looking at the shapeshifter. "Explain. Now."






Lyle Getz

Escaped. They'd made it out. Of course they had.

Dial was a goddamn Avenger. He had no idea who that girl and man with him were, but they'd displayed impressive abilities of their own. Damn BRIDGE, for somehow managing to consistently pull in superhumans.

Well. He'd have his own soon enough.

Lyle sat at his desk, staring hard at his computer. This. This was good, in some ways. They had more raw data on the Omnitrix now. They'd gotten some pings on the network whenever Dial transformed. They knew about two more assets of BRIDGE. And Kulan Gath…

No. That last one worried him more than anything. Kulan had, with the sacrifice of a calf, summoned dozens of elemental spirits. Creature of air, earth, and water. They had barely scratched Dial. They would have annihilated most soldiers.

Kulan was not on AIM's side. Lyle repeated those words over and over like a prayer for a moment.

Then a message came in. He opened it.

"...The Benefactor," Lyle mumbled. The mysterious person providing all their new advancements. They'd passed on something new. Something…

Three, maybe four months. He could build this. They just needed to gather some tech, make some chemicals. And then. Well. Kulan Gath would be a footnote.








Mahmoud Schahed/Dial

"Explain. Now."

A voice like stone rumbling down a mountain peak echoed. I looked over at Conan. The man looked almost comical, holding onto his seat as the ship rocketed forward. Almost. He was still a 6+ foot man covered in muscle and radiating power. As well as irritation. Lots of that last one.

"What's Schwarzenegger asking?" Logan said.

"Thaaaat's who he looks like!" Kitty said. "That old movie actor, the funny one."

Logan and I stared at her. She stared back. "What?"

"Old?" I said, feeling a deep pain in my soul.

"Yeah, from like, the 90s. He was in that movie where he wanted to get a superhero toy for his son?" Kitty looked closer at Conan, who leaned back from her. "Wow, that's like, totally crazy."

"...Kitty, have you seen Terminator? Or Commando?"

"No. Those movies are like, ancient and grody!"

Oh dear lord, save me from Cali teens… Wait, I was a Cali teen once. Valley Kids then, save me from Valley Kids.

I pushed back the inner nerd rage. "Okay, well. I'm guessing Conan here is an ancestor of Schwarzenegger. Thus why he looks like him."

"An ancestor?" Conan frowned. "Hm. Home, I return to."

He said that with some small smidgen of relief. That was a good point. Conan being here was part of a whole bevy of problems.

"...Okay," I hit autopilot. The ship began to guide itself towards the X-Mansion. As it did that, I brought up comms and texted a message to Maria, Agatha, and Thor. Agatha likely wouldn't answer, but she did keep a smartphone to keep in touch.

"Conan, I'm going to give a brief breakdown of the last… Ten thousand years? No, let me actually start with my theory on how you got here. It all started in a place called Rio de Janeiro."

As I spoke, the back of my mind was focused on the implications of everything else. Conan in the modern age was somewhat normal. We were used to it. But those paramilitary guys and the mephits?

Marvel Canada would never stop with its bullshit. Meme or not, it was true this time.

I broke the news to Conan. As I did, I wanted to sigh. I just needed a break. A nice long break where nothing happened to me beyond the usual routine…






July 19th, 2014

High above the Earth, the International Space Station, known by many as the ISS, floated peacefully, orbiting the planet below. The astronauts within were simply enjoying the moments before a quick lunch. Experimenting, studying, doing some light exercise.

Since aliens had proven to be real, the ISS had become busier than ever. Hundreds of scans, experiments, and hours of surveillance footage, all done from there.

It was quiet despite the business. Peaceful.

Until there was a knock at the door.

A knock. At the airlock door. In space.

The astronauts, one woman and two men, shared a look of horror.

"...Uh-"

"Don't look at me," one of the men, Victor, shook his head, his dark bald head shining in the light. "I've had nightmares about this kinda shit."

"And yet, you became an astronaut anyway," the woman, Wang, snarked, just a hint of a Mandarin accent to her voice.

"You know how many people want to date astronauts?"

The other, paler, man, Douglas, leaned to look out the window. "Uh. It's one of ours. I think."

Wang looked out, Victor following. The three looked out.

A blue-gray ship. But one out of science fiction. It was huge, the size of a large house, shaped like a disc with a main body and two structures on the sides. A large gun rested on the top. More importantly, three symbols rested on it, on each structure and one more on the top.

A BRIDGE eagle. An Avengers logo. And a large number 42. Under the number was a name.

The Defiant Reborn.

The ship had an airlock tunnel extended out to attach to theirs. Lights shone across the ship. And another knock came. A series of them. Victor hummed to the tune of the knocks.

"Shave and a haircut… two bits."

"I'm gonna say they're human," Wang said just before the doors slid open on their own.

Behind them, the famous face of Dial grinned. "Ola, astronauts. We brought lunch and a gravity field. Wanna partake?"

The astronauts shared a look. Victor was shocked. Douglas pinched himself. And Wang stared at Dial.

"Um… are you real?" she finally said.

Dial's smile fell. "Wait, did you guys not get a message about this?"

Just then, a large man with short shorn hair came floating around the corner. Alexander, a large bald man, with a wide grin on his face. He spoke in a German accent. "My friends, we are going to have vis-" He stopped. "Oh, you are here already!"

Dial nodded. "Yep. And I brought gifts."

"Wunderbar!" Alexander said in excitement, the German man floated over to Dial, landing heavily when he entered the airlock. Right. Gravity field.

After some hesitation, the other three followed.



The inside of the ship was huge. Well, compared to the ISS. It had more in common with ships from Star Trek. Large halls big enough to walk through with head room. After so long in the comparatively cramped ISS, it was a relief.

Took time to get used to the gravity though. After months in space, the astronauts had to get their earth legs. Just beyond the airlock, a pair of heavy metal doors slid open, a glowing pair of turrets in the ceiling tracking their movements. Past those, a locker room rested, filled with weapons, armor, breathing equipment, and small packets labeled MRE's.

"What is all this?" Wang asked, trying to understand what was going on. "The Avengers built a spaceship?"

"Correction. Tony Stark and a team of scientists built a spaceship. For legal reasons, this belongs to me as a private vessel."

"Because of that registration crap?" Victor asked.

"Registration?" Alexander said.

"Don't get me started," Dial said. "Anyways, we needed to take a flight test, and a little birdy named Chris said you guys might enjoy a fresh meal."

"Hadfield?" Douglas barked out a laugh. "That man is way too nice."

They entered a kitchen and dining room. An actual one.

With food. Tons and tons of food.

"Dig in! Got all your favorites! Pizza, Chinese, pies, chicken wings-"

The four astronauts were already digging in. Food. Non-dehydrated, fresh, nice smelling food! Dial smiled, turning and leaving the group to eat.

Wang looked around briefly with pizza in her mouth, swallowing. "You think we can get one of these?"

"God I hope so."

With a whole army of questions ahead of them, they focused on food for now. Later they could interrogate the superhero. For now, the chicken wings were calling.

Author's Note: Next chapter, some brief time will be spent on things like Kitty's reaction to everything she saw, Conan seeing New York City, then some stuff about what other people went through during the month time skip. Nothing too crazy, just want you guys to know that no one was twiddling their fingers or something.

After that though. Dial assembles his crew, and heads out into the cosmos. Two of the members are easy to figure out, one he's never met, one is a mascot, and the last is easy to figure out as well.

I missed writing this. Sorry for the late update, I was out of the house for the last couple of days. As always, the next chapter will be on my patreon, but the next story to update will be Rotten Eggs. In the meantime, stay safe everyone.
 
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Oh dear lord, save me from Cali teens… Wait, I was a Cali teen once. Valley Kids then, save me from Valley Kids.

I pushed back the inner nerd rage. "Okay, well. I'm guessing Conan here is an ancestor of Schwarzenegger. Thus why he looks like him."
I just looked at Wolverine, "Logan, she needs an education!"

"I know." He stated with a grimace.

"She needs a proper education of The Schwarzenegger now!"

"What?!" Whines She who just fought in a mini bloody warzone but can't stand the movie violence majesty of the late 80s to 90s.

"I know I know! As soon as you drop us off I'm sitting her keister in the home theater till she has a proper and thorough education."
 
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I just looked at Wolverine, "Logan, she needs an education!"

"I know." He stated with a grimace.

"She needs a proper education of The Schwarzenegger now!"

"What?!" Whines She who just fought in a mini bloody warzone but can't stand the movie violence majesty of the late 80s to 90s.

"I know I know! As soon as you drop us off I'm sitting her keister in the home theater till she has a proper and thorough education."
I can imagine Conan and Arnold Schwarzenegger meet each other, eye-ing their similar faces... Before they do the Full Metal Alchemist's Muscular Posing Greeting scene in front of Dial, Avengers, X-Men and BRIDGE.


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9: Dial's Travel Agent
July 19th, 2014

Mahmoud Schahed/Dial

The Defiant was done. And it was beautiful.

It wasn't the first ship we made. Not even the second really. We'd put out work into other vehicles, modifying Quinjets, testing standalone vehicles, even making Coulson a little surprise for him.

But this one was mine. Every layer of the ship, overseen and modified by me. Tony, Shuri, Fitz-Simmons, a few others, had helped, but beyond that it was all me… approving the changes.

Hey, I could change things as Jury Rigg and Upgrade, but my human self was just mastering the basics of mechanical repair. By the time we were done, I could fix the ship if needed, but fuck me if I understood how it all worked.

While Tony helped, X had backed me up with the financing. A lot of the money I got from his investments went into helping various organizations and causes, but that still left me with a nest egg. A much depleted nest egg. Literal billions had been spent on the ship.

I bought vibranium from King T'Chaka, and layered it in a thin alloy though the main living quarters, cockpit, and engine room. The hull was double-layered with a foam composite within made to activate on exposure to vacuum and seal any breaches.

The cockpit had windows made of something Fitz explained were called aluminum oxynitride. Three times as durable as steel while still transparent. If they did break, vibranium would snap into place to replace them before anyone could get sucked out.

For defense, there were plasma shields, ionized particles that were trapped by electromagnetic fields. There were also catoms throughout the ship made to repair the ship on the fly in case of damage. They'd immediately reshape themselves to fill any injuries.

For offense, repulsor turrets, of course, on the top and bottom of the ship, with the same variable power as Tony's gear. He'd made them himself, strong enough to rip through steel, but also able to go weak enough to knock someone out instead.

Tony had also taken a look at the laser weapons the alien ships had used during the final battle with Hydra, and redesigned them into turret nodes. They weren't as useful as the repulsors, for a variety of reasons like not having as much mass to their hits, but they were useful to destroy debris/floating trash, and could harass enemy shields.

Finally, railguns. Big honking electromagnetic railguns. They fired big chunks of various metals at immense speed. Repulsors and lasers were good. But the railguns were meant to end shit they fired at.

Tony was a little disappointed with the weaponry. He wanted to put in more, like the unibeam he'd been working on, but we made do for now. The ship was able to turn small asteroids into pebbles already, so I was satisfied.

Inside, comfort hadn't been sacrificed. Anti-Gravity was something we could do now, copying data from the spaceships we'd salvaged. It took some testing, but Fitz had managed to implement it using research from a Dr. Franklin Hall (Thank god that whole incident had resolved itself). Now we had gravity. It could be used to increase and decrease gravity.

Tony and Fitz had some ideas on how to use the same tech to increase maneuverability and speed, but that'd have to be added in later.

The inside of the ship also had a vertical farming and closed ecological system. With nothing but the fish and plants inside, the ship could last a full 3 years feeding and giving oxygen even without the air scrubbers. Probably more with Swampfire around.

Finally, the Garden. Fancy name for the 'kitchen'. Beyond normal cooking, it had a machine made by Jury Rigg that could take the base components of biological material to make basic bars of food or even full dishes. It sometimes fired the food out like a bullet, or gave them very bizarre tastes (Iron flecked with pine needles was one), but I couldn't do anything about that.

Beyond that, the works. Comfy beds, sofas, and hard drives full of as much music, movies, television, images of art, mathematical equations, philosophical learning, books. When we encountered other species, they'd learn about us in full. Good and bad.

Because yes, Twilight was in the hard drives. Ugh.

On the bottom floor of the ship, underneath the living quarters and cockpit, was the hanger bay, tech room, and prison.

The hanger bay was small, only big enough to carry a single vehicle that my assigned BRIDGE liaison would be bringing in.

The tech room was for X. He was designing a body for the journey, uploaded with all the data he would need, with the tech room holding enough to repair both himself and anything else we needed. It doubled for scientific analysis as well, if needed, and held several empty hard drives ready to download petabytes of data.

The prison was technically called the Containment Module. Based on a design Fitz-Simmons and Bruce had created, it was a white cube-like room with glass windows, a pale-white interior, and a small bed inside. It had four rockets, one on each corner, made to be able to fly upwards into the Defiant whenever we needed it to. It was made of poly-tectic adaptive materials.

No clue what those were without turning into Jury Rigg. I could basically program it to resist a variety of things. Shuri and Tony had given it an extra once over. Then I got shoved into it and told to break out.

NRG couldn't burn through it, Four-Arms couldn't smash, Feedback couldn't blast, Diamondhead couldn't slice. Any alien I shifted to, they adjusted the module to take it on. I doubted it could work on everything, but it was enough for me.

The ship wasn't perfect, since by definition that was impossible. But I loved it. It controlled like a dream. Taking it up to the ISS was easy enough, then I dived and ducked around the atmosphere, sometimes using the lasers to evaporate some more dangerous trash floating around the Earth. The ship was ready. I just needed a couple of people for my crew.






"Me?" Creel cocked his head to the side, amused. I'd found him boxing a bit with Matt, the Daredevil and Alloy trading blows in the old Fogwell gym. Matt was listening curiously, sweating just a bit, the two of them up in the ring looking down at me while I hung on the ropes.

"Thought you'd ask Thor or someone else first."

"First, you were always going to be my first choice."

Creel grinned, placing a hand on his chest. "Why Mahmoud! I'm touched."

"Asshole," I grabbed a water bottle and tossed it at him, bouncing it off his head. He was unfazed even as a portion of his skin went plastic. "I didn't invite you just cause I like you. Of all the Avengers, you're probably one of two that is as adaptable as me, with way more combat experience. I'd love to bring 15 members along. Considering I've only got room for a few, you're the easy choice along with my other one."

"I'm in then," Creel chuckled, smiling just a bit. "I'd be crazy to miss out on heading to outer space and fighting aliens. Well, more aliens. I mean, you guys figured out the kinks on space travel, right?"

"Yep. Granted, Tony is still making improvements. He thinks he can make a wormhole generator that will let us travel instantly between planets."

"Like in Stargate?" Matt asked, befuddled.

"He gets all pouty when we mention that," I said with a grin. "But yeah. He's using some of the principles of a viewer I made that could look into other dimensions along with alien tech for it. Hopefully it doesn't break New York."

"I hate when you say that kind of thing," Matt said, worried. "You sound way too cavalier about it."

"You get used to it," I looked at Creel. "So, how are you gonna tell Izzy that you might have to leave Earth for weeks at a time?"

Creel froze. I couldn't help but start laughing at the look on his face.






"I cannot believe you asked Creel virst!" Fantasma pouted, her Russian accent just a bit stronger on the last word. We walked through the Avengers Tower. "We ate breakfast together!"

"I would have asked you guys at the same time, but Agatha was checking her library to see if there were any books she could give you first," I explained, hands behind my head as I casually strolled behind the short witch girl.

"Why would that mean you couldn't ask me?"

"Because she didn't want to see you go out into space and accidently open a hole to the wrong alien hell."

Fantasma frowned, thinking about that. "Is that possible?"

"Hell if I know. Do you know how that conversation went? First, I don't know how the fuck she found out I was going to ask you, so that's weird. Second, she turned my reflection into her image while I was naked, then acted like I was the crazy one for trying to hide from her. Then she told me she'd rip the engine out of my ship if I brought you along without making sure you were safe."

I sighed. "Seriously, as though I'd ever hurt you."

She gave me a warm smile, before sighing. "She is, how do you say? Overprotective."

"Better than the alternative, I guess."

We entered the lounge area. Hulk was there in a giant robe, eating from his mega bowl of cereal while watching cartoons. Steve, Thor, Jen, and Natasha sat with him, all of them in their own robes and with their own bowls while they kicked back and watched together. Jen gave me a jaunty wave that made an involuntary smile sprout on my face.

"Where are you going, anyways?" Fantasma asked me.

"In the Tower, or in space?"

"Both, I suppose."

"For the Tower I'm mostly just waiting until Tony finishes with his StarkGate."

"StarkGate?"

"He refuses to call it a Stargate," I rolled my eyes. We reached the balcony, where we could look out on New York City as the sun shone down. I leaned against the railing, Fantasma doing the same in a somehow more elegant fashion. "But basically it's his machine to teleport between places instantly."

"Ahhh, yes, Stargate."

"Right? Anyways, he's making that thing. As for space… we're still deciding on that."

I tapped the Omnitrix, using its connection to the Avengers Tower database to bring up a digital map of the solar system.

"Why is it all in green?" Fantasma asked, poking at the asteroid belt.

"Still haven't figured out how to make colors on purpose," I brought the map between us. "So here we are, obviously. Earth. Then the solar system. From there, Jane Foster helped us use the data we stole from the alien ships, combined it with our own data, and we made this."

I extended the map out. And out. And out. Numbers, names, and orbs flew past, over and over, until Earth had disappeared entirely.

"Vo dayot…" Fantasma whispered.

"The number of places we can visit is kinda infinite," I said, looking around. "I know some places we should start with though. This planet," I zoomed in one in particular. "Is where the Nova Corp, an interstellar space corp, works from. We'll go there to make sure they know we aren't roaming around to cause trouble."

"And then?" Fantasma asked, fascinated.

"Probably to visit a nebula or two. See the sights. Maybe get in trouble… So. You coming?"

"Of course!" Fantasma said, cheerfully. "I cannot wait! Ah. I'll have to digitize my library, won't I?"

"Even with Anti-Gravity, every bit of weight we can drop helps."

"Are you calling me fat?"

"I'm too smart to answer that."

Before we could joke around anymore, Hulk called out.

"Dial!"

I looked over at him. Hulk was waving me over. He looked worried. Natasha had put down her bowl and had her Black Widow face on. Thor was more interested in the TV than before, and Steve glanced at me, gesturing his head towards the TV.

I walked over, Fantasma following. "What's up?"

The TV was on the news now. Natasha answered without looking away. "Maria told me to check the news. Said you needed to see it as well. News from Latveria."

"Lat-" My eyes widened. I looked at Jen, who gained the same worry I felt. "Shit."

I turned back to the news. An image of Latveria flashed on screen, the small nation on the borders of Serbia, Romania, and Hungary. A blonde woman took over the screen, the WHIH logo next to her name. Christine Everhart.

"After the death of the former ruler, King Fortunov, the new ruler has been welcomed with wide arms by the population of Latveria, despite rumors behind how he came to power.

Then the screen flashed to display a castle.

Hundreds of people were cheering in front of it. They were dressed in older looking clothes, patchwork and dirty in some cases. But they seemed genuinely happy. They looked as though they had woken up out of a nightmare. I could see some people holding their kids on their shoulders, a few people holding up signs cheering on the new ruler.

The man himself was striding through the cheering crowd like a benevolent god. His cape flowed behind him, a pair of robots stepping to his left and right. He was tall as hell, but his build was mostly because of his armor. Grey, imposing, and powerful looking.

He glanced at the cameras. A familiar visage forged of titanium looked at all of us, eyes bright with intelligence shining behind that mask.

"Dr. Doom." I whispered. "Fuck."

"How bad is this?" Steve asked, watching the screen.

"Victor Von Doom is one of the most dangerous and intelligent men in existence. If this one is as close to as intelligent, we're in trouble. If he isn't as arrogant, we're done for."

"We have to hope our latest big bad is an arrogant jackass?" Jen asked snarkily. "Boy, we really won the lottery with these guys."

I didn't answer, just watching as Doom's coronation continued. The new ruler of Latveria… But this might have been an opportunity.

"Let's invite him over."

"What!?" Natasha said, befuddled.






"You want to invite a guy named DOCTOR DOOM to dinner?" Tony asked me, befuddled and annoyed.

"Probably," I said, idly flipping through the Omnitrix's menu as Tony continued working on his StarkGate.

The StarkGate was large enough to allow a single person to pass through, with Tony's trademark red and gold metal making up the entirety of the round portal-like device. Circles are pretty damn good in making things that will take unknown stress. Not too much weird energy focusing on one part, like a corner or something.

"Didn't you say this guy was one of the worst villains ever?" Tony frowned at a part in his hand, then shrugged, tossing it aside.

"Potentially. Doom has nuance. And not every Doom has to be evil. Plenty of our friends are bad guys in other universes," I sighed. "Besides. I want to get a read on him. Doing it in Latveria is idiocy."

"As opposed to here," Tony scoffed. "Did you say the guy was almost as smart as me?"

"I said 'as smart', not almost," I teased just a bit.

"Impossible, I'm the smartest man alive."

"And the humblest."

"Truly, I am burdened with wonderful virtues. Come on kid. Seriously," Tony looked over at me. "You think it's a good idea to bring him here?"

I thought about it. "...Here, in New York City, we have the home field advantage. All our friends, tech, and allies are close by. Doctor Doom is dangerous, but he isn't a god yet."

"Yet?"

I ignored his befuddled comment. "We go to Latveria, we don't know what hornet's nest we'll have to deal with. If he's anything like the other versions, he's basically you and Agatha rolled into one."

"That's a terrifying thought," Tony shrugged, then installed another object into the StarkGate. "Tell you what. Give us about a month. Let me get some suits together. Then we can invite the dictator over for a barbecue."

"Hey, I wouldn't have invited him unless everyone agreed anyways," I looked out the window of the lab we were in. Fantasma and Jen were talking to Simmons, the redhead giggling. Fitz was at a computer connected to the lab. He looked confused about something. "So, when are you lighting this thing up?"

"Not for a few months honestly," Tony shrugged. "The principles it works on are a bit wonky. Analysis from the portal made in New York, the logs from the wormhole tech, studies based on gravitational stress factors, the maps we pulled from those idiot aliens, and the calculations we got from the Rio Timequake and Fishhook device."

"How much trouble could we be in?" I asked him.

"Ah, not much. It's a portal, not a bomb."

"Hey Tony!" Fitz said through the speakers in the lab. "Can you take a look at these calculations?"

Tony gave me a smirk. "See what I mean? Wonky." He rose to his feet and waved his hands sarcastically. "Why don't you take a look at this thing, give me your expert opinion?"

"What, you don't think I'm helpful?"

"If I need friends to punch things or watch tv with," he slapped me on the back and walked off.

I shook my head, looking back at the StarkGate. It was pretty cool looking. I lowered the Omnitrix and eyed it a bit longer. Huh. Lights were beginning to turn on.

"Mahmoud?" Tony said through the lab speakers. "Did you do something?"

I looked over at him. "What do you-"

BOOMSWISKUM!

The sound of glass shattering, water exploding, space imploding, like the world was being pushed and pulled, wrenches clattering against ice. I couldn't explain how the sound bounced against my mind.

Something threw me forward, smashing me against the windows of the lab. The glass cracked but didn't break, leaving me to fall to the ground.

"FUCK!" I twisted around, staring at the StarkGate.

Glowing blue. Like a star. A ball of energy, within the ring of the StarkGate.

"Tony, tell me this isn't as bad as I think!" I yelled. I ran to the door, reaching for the handle. Jen's fist lifted towards the window. Magic surrounded Fantasma in violet rings. Pieces of Iron Man suit flew towards Tony while he screamed.

"Get out of-" the ball of energy exploded again, sending everyone flying. Except for me. For some reason, something grabbed hold of me. Power like nothing I'd felt. I felt my body flicker. Fasttrack. Diamondhead. Big Chill. Four Arms. Upgrade. I reached desperately for the door.

Still I was pulled in. My feet were ripped from the floor. I shifted forms to Grendel and slammed back into the ground, just to get pulled up again.

My legs felt like they were on fire. I shifted to Blight. Then Ethereal, surrounding myself in a shield of psychic energy. It was shredded to pieces.

The last thing I saw before I was finally sucked in was Jen, Tony, and Fantasma smashing through the glass. Then the world was gone.

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I fell into a void of blue lights. My body stretched into infinity. But it was also small as an atom. I had infinite understanding, and knew nothing. The feeling was intense. And familiar.

The pain of knives slicing me apart, before I was healed once more. I reached out with arms, tentacles, and claws. The Omnitrix blared with color. I screamed.

I flew into a brick wall in a flash of light. I fell to the ground.

And I lay there, gasping.

"What… what. What the hell!?"

Human again. I groaned, getting up as quickly as I could, trying to breathe. Everything ached, even though I hadn't been hurt. It didn't matter. I needed to focus. Get the landscape of things.

I didn't know where I could have gone. The StarkGate was meant to send people to other worlds. I could have been anywhere. Close by like Mars, or far, like Hala, Skrullos, or Spartax.

I looked up. And I was in New York City. 54th Street was in front of me, I could see the sign. Smell New York City too, a very distinct scent. But…

"...This is the wrong New York."

It was half a guess. Tony's portal was made to shift people between worlds. Maybe I'd just ended up a few blocks away, but I doubted it.

Still feeling on edge, I slowly walked out of the alleyway and into the sunlight. It was hot as hell. Humid too, the moisture clinging to me. Muggy is how Steve would describe it. New York City summers don't mess around.

I frowned when I saw an older looking car. Then another. And another.

They drove lazily past dozens of cars from the 70's and 80's. I wasn't a car guy, but Tony had me repairing enough of them to recognize them.

And then there was the fashion. People looked at me like I was weird in my now ripped apart t-shirt and jeans, while the women walked past with shoulder-padded jackets and bell bottom pants. A guy wearing black leather and a two-foot tall mohawk passed me by, his pants an obnoxious red. And all the clothes were like that, bright and colorful.

Then again, this was New York City, and I wasn't the most fashion conscious.

"...I need more info, clearly." On a whim, I opened up my comm. The quantum comm was supposed to be able to work anywhere in the universe. But here, I got nothing. Worth a shot.

Pulling back into the alleyway, I tapped my Omnitrix.

"Big Chill."

Immediate relief. Thank god. I hate heat. You can layer up and get warm easily in the cold, but hot weather is a bitch.

Floating upwards, I went intangible and invisible. Higher and higher, until I could see the whole of New York City. On instinct, I looked for the Avengers Tower.

And… Well, it was technically there. Just with a large 'Stark' sign on the side of it instead.

"Well. Unless I'm less observant than I thought, that's not quite right." There was more. More landmarks that I hadn't seen before. Like a random mansion I could see in the distance on Fifth Avenue, where I was positive an office building had been.

But hey. The Empire State Building was still there. And I could see the Statue of Liberty's green butt out in the harbor. Thank god. Having some familiar landmarks helped me feel better.

I looked around to see what else-

"... Oh."

They stood side-by-side in the distance. Taller than everything else around them. I could see a spire coming off of one of them. I floated there, staring at them.

When I was ten years old, I'd entered my parents room to hang out with my siblings and them. The TV had suddenly switched to breaking news. And I watched the planes hit. Even as a kid, I remembered being horrified. I didn't understand the implications. But the sight had shaken me.

But here, the Twin Towers, the World Trade Center, stood tall and proud. Large blocks of concrete and steel instead of the large crystal tower that was slated to replace them.

Yeah. I was a long way from home.

Okay. Same as last time. Find a library. Figure out how far I was from my set of folk. Then make/find a dimensional portal/time machine to get home.

Twisting in the air, I started flying. Just a bit over the buildings, enough to see the landscape. It was such a clash of the familiar and the new. Cities are living breathing things, and this version was no different. Construction was being done on buildings that I would one day defend. Others would one day be demolished. The sections of Hell's Kitchen where I'd worked in construction were still there.

And as I passed over the streets, a more familiar sound came in from the distance. People screaming in terror.

"Ah. Of course. Never a day off." I said in Big Chill's spooky tones. Damnit. I cartwheeled and tapped the Omnitrix. In a flash, I shifted. Blue insectoid to orange dinosaur.

"Astrodactyl!"

Star power exploded from the back of my jetpack, rocketing me forward. Big Chill was quick, but Astrodactyl was lightning. I blazed over the city, eventually reaching the fire.

The literal fire. A building was burning. Cars were in pieces. People were screaming.

As I flew in, a little girl was crying in the street, not seeing the chunk of building about to hit her. I flew in and grabbed her, noting the Iron Man shirt she was wearing while I zipped her off the street and to the side.

"EEEEEEE-" a woman started screaming at the sight of me. I ignored her, putting the girl down and turning to face the destruction, my eyes narrowing over my beak.

"Squaaaaawk. What happened here?"

And what was with all the… sand?

The grains were all over the ground. And as I watched, the brown grains began to bounce. Then shift around. I crouched, snapping out a whip of emerald star power from one hand while the other was ready to shoot. The sand gathered together, all of it. A figure about fifteen feet tall formed in the street.

"Aw. Well squawk."

A black and green striped sweater. Blocky head. And a body of sand.

Up above, a feathered man dropped down dressed in green with a white collar, his bald head shining in the light as he eyed me curiously. "Now what is this that you've found, Marko?"

"Some kinda… dinosaur?" the giant made of sand mumbled, looking confused.

"Squawk!" I raised one fist to point at them and cracked my whip. "Quick question. You guys behind all this?"

The Vulture (Come on, we all knew he was the Vulture just like we knew 'Marko' was Sandman) had a sudden gleam in his eyes. I bet he'd been planning to try and trick me. He was a cunning bastard.

He was foiled by Flint Marko's honest personality. "So what if we did!?"

I shot him in the chest. He blinked. Then stared down at the new hole in his pectorals.

"Just making sure!"

And with that, we started trying to kill each other.


Author's Note: Dial crosses between dimensions. It's all the rage these days, you know?

This will be a brief adventure, not a gigantic event or something. Points if you guys can tell where he is. For now, Dial is gonna duel 2 out of the Sinister Six, with some more about what they're up to here.

Next chapter will be on my Patreon. In the meantime, let me know what you think, this chapter is super fun :D
 
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