Dial (Ben10/Marvel Cinematic Universe SI)

Good chapter, looking forward to next, just hope mary gets put the fuck down and doesnt get the mercy treatment becuase shes a hot woman.

Shes a rapist and a murderer at this point. Poor driver dude.

Also a lot of shit happening. That's interesting, look forward to seeing all the butterflies
 
Well, an idiot FBI agent who thinks she's so smart is going to go to prison. Then AIM seems to be setting themselves for prison as well.
 
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Jennifer Walter/She-Hulk

May 20, 2014

I stopped my story for a bit to rub my forehead. Mahmoud, Thor, and Nat seemed willing to wait.

"Sorry, just… this last part is hard, ya know?" I looked at Mahmoud. He looked back at me, cocking his head to the side. I decided to tease him. "What, you don't like it when people leave cliffhangers?"

He shifted uncomfortably. Yeah, he wasn't about to be a hypocrite about me leaving people in the lurch wanting to know the next part of a story.

I blame my boyfriend.

"So anyways," I looked outside. "Where was I?"

"Glorious battle," Thor said with a smirk.

"Right. But first, Frank had to deal with something at the same time."

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Frank Castle/The Punisher

"Move!" Frank shouted as Jen leaped into the bank. "We go around back! Sally, get the getaway driver, Simmons, you're with me!"

The three soldiers ran around the bank by entering an alleyway running alongside it, checking all their blindspots as they moved with guns pointed at the ground. Frank switched to his thermal vision, and immediately stopped, raising a fist up. Sally and Simmons stopped as well.

"Twenty feet ahead," Frank growled. He raised his gun high. His allies did the same.

"Don't shoot!" someone shouted, coming out from the shadows. Her glock was in her hand, but she had it pointed to the side. She was also wearing a tight orange top and a black skirt.

"You," Frank snarled.

Ananastasia chuckled nervously. "H-Hi."

"What are you doing here?" Frank said. He didn't lower his rifle entirely.

"I found out about where they were going to hit next," she was looking across the three soldiers, from Frank, to Sally, to Simmons. "I have to impress my superiors, Frank," she lowered her gun and posed artfully, her chest thrust out, her eyes fluttering as she looked up at him. She bit her lip. Simmons coughed, swallowing nervously. "Please. Let me come and help. If I don't-"

"Whatever," Frank looked at Sally. "Keep an eye on her. If she tries to interfere, hit her with an ICER."

Ananastasia stared at him, shocked. "What? We're on the same side!"

"Yeah. And my side wasn't told anyone from the FBI was helping us," Frank said simply. "You want to be here? Then shut up, follow orders, and shoot at what I tell you to shoot."

He tried to keep how annoyed he was with this to himself but ending up sounding more like a drill instructor. Whatever.

"You really don't know how to talk to women, do you?" Ananastasia scoffed as Frank walked past her.

"We're hunting down a superhuman, who gives a fuck about that?"

Frank felt her eyes on his back as she sputtered.

"Move," Sally said to her, shoving Ana forward.

"Sorry about this," Simmons said nervously. Frank rolled his eyes at that.

The four of them headed towards the back. Behind the bank was a large van, the kind any company would use for business. As soon as he saw the car, Frank pointed his gun at it, his sights on a dark figure sitting inside the car.

"Get out!" Frank shouted immediately.

The figure stared at them. He was an Indian man. Rajesh, that was his name, one of the people they'd figured for the thieves. "Get out of the van, now!"

The man inside the van reached for the wheel. Frank pointed the barrel of his gun at the engine and pulled his trigger. A hail of bullets sliced through the metal, ripping into the engine in a loud series of explosions.

"Oh fuck!" Rajesh shouted in fear, pulling open his door and rolling out. He had a pistol in his hand.

Frank twisted the dial on the side of his rifle, switching from bullets to ICER's, and shot Rajesh in the face. The indian man had enough time to gasp before the dendrotoxin in the round knocked him out as he fell on his back.

"Simmons, secure him!" Frank shouted, circling the van and switching his vision to thermal again. "Van is clear! Sally, go over to-"

A loud booming noise echoed. Sally shouted in pain. Frank spun around. Sally was stumbling forward. Another boom noise, then another. Sally fell to the ground. Behind her stood Ananastasia. Who was holding a shotgun.

Sally stumbled forward on her knees, dazed from a shotgun blast sending her head bouncing around in her helmet. To her credit, she managed to rip her pistol off her waist and blind fire it behind her. Ananastasia screamed in pain as a bullet sliced through her thigh, but pressed the barrel of her gun to Sally's head.

Frank raised his gun as Ananastasia shot again. The barrel of her gun was mere inches from Sally's head. As it went off, the advanced polymers of her helmet, which had withstood three blasts from a shotgun pressed to it, shattered apart.

Sally forward. Frank let out a wordless roar while Simmons shot at Ananastasia, who dived behind the van.

"Simmons, take care of Sally!" Frank shouted.

She might make it. Headshots, while generally fatal, weren't always. If there was the slightest chance that she'd survived, that her helmet had protected her just enough, then Simmons needed to take care of her.

Frank, meanwhile, ran after Ananastasia, who rushed into a building behind the bank.

"I'm gonna kill you!" Frank roared, his voice splitting the air. He shot at her without hesitation, winging her in the shoulder.

"Really misjudged that guy," Ananastasia mumbled to herself as she ran.

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Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk

I punched Mary in the face, and she just would not go down.

We wrapped our arms around each other. For a moment, we pushed against each other. I felt the concrete under me crack, forcing me to give up some ground, sliding back. Apparently, Fakeania thought that meant she was winning.

"Heh," Mary grinned at me. "I knew you were weak."

Well, I'll tell ya folks. I just about lost my shit at that.

"RAAGH!" I shot my head forward. She saw it coming in time to avoid getting her nose broken. Instead, my head slammed into her right breast, sending her back a step. I let go of her left arm to swing, smashed her in the stomach, then grabbed her by the hair and tossed her up to the ceiling.

"Biiiiitch!" Mary shouted. She hit a chandelier on the way up, glass falling around me, then pierced through the ceiling. I kneeled down and leaped up after, landing on the roof.

She'd already gotten to her feet and spear-tackled me in the middle of my landing, wrapping her arms around me and sending us flying to the next rooftop. I landed on my back and rolled to my feet in time to catch a punch on my forearm, blocking it.

I had a second to be really thankful that you pushed me to spar with other superhumans, Mahmoud. Because if it wasn't for that, ending up fighting someone who not only could match my strength, but also has some martial arts under her belt, would have really surprised me.

She came in with an uppercut, which I blocked only for her to grab my face with her other hand. She pushed me back and slammed her fist into my face. I felt some teeth loosen at the blow, then shift back into place and heal. I grabbed her arm, pulled it in, and smashed my forearm into the back of her elbow. Her arm cracked, bones snapping out of her bicep. She screamed as blood splashed outward. She managed to bring her fist forward. Her knuckles smashed into my nose. I'd never felt my nose break before.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

I stumbled back, blood getting into my eyes as I made some room. I finally cleared my eyes enough to see her. She grabbed her broken arm and pulled it back together with a loud scream. I grabbed my nose and cracked back in place.

Her arm healed. So did my nose.

We glared at each other.

"So you can actually throw a punch, huh?" I snapped at her.

"Better than you can, Shulkie," Mary growled.

"Then come on!" I raised my hands behind me. "Let's see what else you can take! Thunderclap!"

My palms slapped together, condensing the air between my hands before exploding outwards. Mary had enough time to blink before a wave of wind hit her. She flew back like a leaf in a hurricane, screaming. I leaped after her, smashing into her in the air. I wrapped my legs around her waist and raised my fists high.

"Come on!" I shouted again, punching her in the face. Then I kept punching as we tumbled through the air. "COME ON!"

The air and pound. It's a move you taught me, Natasha. Well, not so much a move as it is a strategy. Just wrap your legs around someone, then start unleashing hell.

"Get off!" Mary shouted, punching me in my left boob. I grabbed the hand that punched me and pulled it aside to punch her in the eye. She headbutt me. I felt another tooth loosen and heal. She bit down on my hand. I pulled it out of her mouth viciously, accidently loosening my legs grip around her waist. She grabbed my ankle from behind her and twisted.

"Dragon Throw!" she shouted as she spun in the air. Around and around, with my ankle in her grasp.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" I screamed as the lights of the city and stars in the sky spun around and around me. Then she let go. "YAAAAAA!"

I slammed into a big building I'd noticed as we were fighting in the air. Someplace that was shaped like a circle, with some big TV's on the side, and large LED lights glowing blue and orange about its surface . It took me a second to realize the roof I crashed into belonged to Madison Square Garden.

Then Titania's boots slammed into my stomach, and we both slammed through the roof and into the stadium below.

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Frank Castle/The Punisher

Frank snarled as he followed Ananastasia through the hallways of the building he'd followed her into. She spun around to fire her shotgun at him. The bullets bounced off his shoulder as he ducked around the shot, sending him stumbling but causing no real damage.

"What the hell is that stuff made of!?" Ananastasia shouted.

Frank didn't tell her. He just got up and kept moving. She spun the gun around and shot the handle off an apartment door, smashing into it with her shoulder. Frank came up to the door and stopped just short of entering, instead focusing on his HUD. With a thought, his vision became awash in pale blue. He turned to look at the wall to the apartment Ananastasia had run into.

The Backscatter X-Ray was reverse-engineered from technology Coulson's team had stolen from HYDRA, allowing users to see through walls. It was hard to get used to. But Frank was going to take advantage of everything he could.

One of his people might be dead. She was responsible. And he was going to make her fucking pay.

Through the wall, he could see a woman rushing through an apartment as two people sitting on a couch stared in fear. For a moment, he could see her pointing her shotgun at another room. He raised his gun and fired a bullet through the wall. The bullet got her in her hip. A loud series of screams came from the room. Frank ran through the door to see two men hugging each other as Ananastasia bled from her hip. Seeing him, she raised her gun at the men.

Frank dived in front of them, getting shot in his chest to protect the pair. Landing on his knees, he shot at her again, missing as she dived into the next room.

"You're going to die tired!" Frank shouted.

"Fuck you!" Ananastasia cried back.

Frank looked back at the men, who were clutching at each other in fear, one of them crying. "Are you okay!?"

"Y-Yes!" One of them shouted.

"Stay here, call the police!" Frank yelled, rising to his feet and chasing after Ananastasia. He ran out of the living room, through the hallways, to a bedroom at the end of the hall. The window was open. He saw Ananastasia waiting beside the window on the other side. Apparently, she'd been hoping to surprise him as he climbed out, to shoot him at close range.

He stopped and raised his gun. With a trigger pull, a bullet pierced through the wall, into Ananastasia's arms. She screamed again, almost dropping her gun. Frank stepped forward, raising a fist high. His catom armor's strength enhancers made smashing his fist through the brick wall only barely difficult. He grabbed his opponent by the arm, only for her to come spinning through the window on her own. She tackled him with a scream, grabbing his head while pressing her shotgun to his head. Face to helmet with him, she brought Frank to the ground while pulling the trigger.

The shotgun blast sent his head bouncing around his helmet. Pain filled him. She grinned savagely even as the recoil threw off her aim.

She'd killed Sally.

Frank grabbed her by the left arm and twisted. Bones snapped like twigs. She screamed. Frank let go of her arm to punch her in the face, sending her flying. She landed on the bed nearby, dropping her shotgun. Frank rose to see Ananastasia grab a lamp off the dresser and smash it into his head. When that did nothing, she tried to stab it at him weakly, her broken arm dangling at her side. He smacked it aside and shot her in the leg.

"Aaaaaauugh!" she screamed as blood poured from her wounds.

"You killed one of us," Frank snarled. He stared at her. She stared at his helmet. Frank knew that all she saw was the skull decal painted onto his faceplate. "..."

She grinned. "She died like a bitch."

Then she reached behind her back and pulled out a knife, stabbing it in between Frank's armor plates. Even though the blade only bounced off the polymers, it was enough. He fired again. This time, he got her in the gut.

"Guh," she fell back, staring at him. Then at the wound on her stomach. She gasped in pain, as her back landed on the wall behind her. Ananastasia stared up at him.

"...Guess I should be saving you," Frank mumbled. BRIDGE would have wanted to talk to her. "...Shouldn't have killed one of mine."

She coughed. Then, slowly, raised her hand up. And flipped him the bird, smiling.

Frank smirked. "When you get to hell, tell them I'm here waiting for them to show up again."

For a moment, she looked quizzical. Well, she'd find out when she got there. She died in pain, defiantly smiling at Frank, pain filling her entire being. And as she passed, Frank Castle turned and walked away.

"Simmons, the target is down," Frank said over the radio.

"I've got another guy over here, that Sam dude. He was trying to escape," Simmons said. "Sally… Sally didn't make it."

Frank clenched his fist tightly as he walked out of the living room. "Understood. Where's She-Hulk?"

"...Madison Square Garden?"

"What?"

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Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk

We fell for dozens of feet, Mary standing on top of me. I grabbed her legs and tried to twist her off of me. We hit the floor as I threw her. Something soft caught my back, only to shatter under me. She went flying to land back first onto a pole, then landed on her feet.

I rolled as well, staring at her. People were screaming around us, but I focused my eyes on Mary, not looking away for an instant as I shouted.

"Get out of here, now!"

More screams. I started to realize what was happening by looking from my peripheral vision.

An MMA ring. The fighters, a pair of men in boxer shorts, were staring at us, while the referee hurriedly opened the door to the cage, shouting at them to leave. People in the stands were yelling and screaming in shock.

I ignored them, standing up out of the hole I'd made in the ring. I raised my fists slowly, keeping my eyes on Mary. She was looking around, but stopped the second she saw me.

Yeah. Eyes on me Mary. Not the squishy innocent people. Look at me.

I was surprised at how desperate the thought was. But the instant there were other people around, my anger was replaced with worry. Mary looked at the referee. I could see the thought in her mind. Hostage. She looked at everyone else with the same look.

I stepped into her vision. No. Not today. Not ever.

She stared at me, then began to step forward. I moved in with a series of fast steps, closing the distance. She saw me coming in and swung her fist at me. I ducked under the blow and hit her in the ribs with an uppercut. She shouted, stepping back as my blow created a brief shockwave that sent the non-superhumans back a step as well.

Mary stared at me, clutching her ribs. I grinned, raising my fists.

"Come on, Bloody Mary. Let's add a few more shades of red to ya!"

She snarled, reaching behind her for the cage. "You want red? I'll make your green ass look like Christmas morning!"

With a single pull, she ripped out the cages wall and tossed it my way. I leaped over it and came down towards her with a superman punch, which she blocked on my forearm. As I landed, she kicked me in the chest, sending me flying back into a pole along the ring. She ran towards me as I recovered. Before she could follow up, I reached over my head to grab the top of the cage, pulling myself into a backflip to land on the pole, then jumped in the air for the jumbotron at the top of the stadium. As I flew past one of the TV screens, I realized that it was displaying… me? Was someone filming us fighting!?

Spoilers, guys. They absolutely were.

"Get back here!" Mary jumped.

We both landed on the jumbotron, each standing along the edge across from each other. I didn't know the things were hollow on the inside. When I looked down, I could see the screens from the other side, with some walkways running around it for workers.

Mary grabbed a section of the TV she was standing on and ripped it apart, tossing it at me. I punched it out of the air in a spray of sparks, then jumped down into the jumbotron, landing on a walkway. She joined me, the whole thing shaking around us. We met on a walkway and started trading blows. I punched her in the face again, only for her to grab me by the neck and push me into the metal struts holding up a tv. I choked under her grip, punching her in the face over and over. She grabbed one of the struts that had broken, ripping it out. I had a moment to appreciate it's cracked end, sharpened like a spearhead.

Then she pressed the end into my skin.

"GRAAGH!" I screamed, still strangled by her hand. The spear didn't pierce my skin, but it was grinding into me, like a dull piece of plastic pressing against me. Mary's fingers squeezed more. I snarled at her.

"Yeeees," Mary hissed, her face in mine. "Feel that, Shulkie? The feeling of blood pooling in your head? The pain as you try to get just one little breath in," she smiled at me. "I've felt that. So many times. Daddy was a choker. You get dark green," she pressed close. "Now me? He liked to see me get all red in the face, turn to shades of purple. It's why I like doing it too. To remind me how much stronger I am now."

Yeah. That look on your faces? That's how I felt when I heard that. I realized then that I wasn't fighting some monster, or some rival. It was worse than that. She was so broken. Like all the victims I'd ever tried to help.

I stared at her with pity. She stopped, looking at my eyes. "W-Why are you looking at me like that?"

Her grip loosened up enough for me to speak. "I was mad at you. Now I just feel sorry for you," I whispered.

She stared at me. The look in her eyes, like… like something cracked. That look stays with me. Her hand clenched like a vise again, squeezing even harder. I grabbed at her hand, trying to breathe.

"Y-You feel sorry for me!? Y-YOU DON'T GET TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME!"

Mary pulled back the makeshift spear and stabbed it forward. The metal snapped on my skin. She screamed wordlessly, then punched me in the face. I tried to return it, but she was a lot more pissed off than I was. Her fist started splitting across her knuckles. I punched her back, finally loosening her grip on my neck enough to fight back. As soon as I had air, I tackled her around her waist, slamming her into the other side of the jumbotron. The whole thing swayed and shook, one of the TV's falling off.

I kept hitting her, right, left, while she blocked. When she tried to return a blow, I cracked my elbow into her stomach, forcing her to bend over. Thinking fast, I wrapped my hands around her waist, then lifted her up so she was sitting on my shoulders. Before she could respond, I stepped out of the jumbotron. We fell for dozens of feet, Mary screaming the whole way while she tried to wriggle out of my grip. I pulled her down as we powerbombed into the floor, cratering it.

The stadium shook. Up above, the jumbotron cracked apart. Sparks and metal feel around us in a clatter, some falling on our shoulders. When Mary tried to get up, I kicked her in the head as hard as I could, my now bare foot cracking against her skull. She kept getting up.

"Just go down!" I was feeling frustrated by now. I kicked her in the head again, sending her to the floor. She struggled up again. "Please, just go to sleep dammit!" I kicked her again. Before I could pull back, she grabbed my foot and pulled, hard. I ended up over her shoulders with my back against hers, my ankle and neck in her hands. She rose up fast and jumped into the air.

"You first, bitch!"

My head hit the ground first as she pulled me across her back. I felt my neck crack.

She rolled over and got on top of me. Her fists cracked against my face. I tried to move, to struggle.

I couldn't move. I couldn't move. My arms and legs, everything under my neck. My head flopped uselessly back and forth as Mary hit me. My vision was blurring. I realized what happened through the feel of her punches.

Mary had snapped my neck.

The fear that filled me then. The feeling of being unable to fight back. Feeling useless. I-

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May 20, 2014

I stopped my story. Mahmoud was staring at me. He looked so worried. So scared.

All I could do was give him my best smile. "Hey. I'm okay."

"Are you?" he reached out and grabbed my hands. "She snapped your neck, Jen. Even if you healed, that…" he swallowed, his eyes flickering. I thought I saw a hint of green in them, then realized it was my reflection. "Jen. Are you okay?"

I pulled him forward and pressed my forehead to his with a smile. "Yeah. I'm a big girl… But thanks."

Nat and Thor were looking a little uncomfortable. I let them look. I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the little moment. I was alive. He felt warm against me. I ran a few fingers to his chest and felt his heartbeat.

When we pulled back, he looked better. Reassured, though he still was giving me an odd look.

"Okay… I wanna know how you kicked her ass," Mahmoud asked with a smile, even though he didn't let go of my hand.

Thor coughed. "As do I. How did you vanquish such a mighty foe, young Walters?"

I gave Thor a little smile. "Well… it got interesting."

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May 18, 2014

As I stared up at her, I could suddenly feel the bones in my neck shifting. I tried to move my fingers, but nothing worked. I could guess what was happening though. I was healing.

I stared up at Mary, trying to keep my cool as she hit me. She grabbed a metal pole and raised it high, stabbing it down on my chest. I couldn't feel anything yet, but the bruise it left was obvious.
I was tired. This woman had beat the hell out of me. Even as I watched, she stabbed down at me again, and again, the metal pole bending against my skin as the bruise grew. It's funny. When I could finally feel the pain of her stabbing my chest was when I felt relief.

But I kept that to myself, waiting for my moment. I knew I had to hold on.

She was crying, snot dribbling to mix with blood on her face, screaming something wordlessly as that metal pole finally shattered against my chest. My eyes closed to a sliver as she screamed.

"I'M STRONG!" Mary screamed, a childish and desperate sound. "I DON'T NEED PITY, I DON'T NEED HELP! Just di-e!"

Her voice cracked on the final word, her fists rising again. My eyes snapped open.

I punched her. I put everything I had into my right fist. Inside me, I felt a heat like a small explosion. I could swear that on impact, my fist damn near exploded against her chin, bones cracking in my hand. Her jaw clapped closed as she was thrown back. I struggled to my feet and ran to her as she landed on her feet, staggering. She faced me, confusion in her eyes. I snarled.

I had to stay angry. Hulk had told me, in that adorable way of his (Yes, he's adorable, don't look at me like that) 'Hulk anger is good. Jen stay strong. But like fire. Hulk's are raging fire. Burn friends and people. Have to be a laser fire, like the metal friend does.'

Laser fire. I focused my anger, stoking it, trying to guide the rage in my heart. I remembered all the pain and hurt in my life. Then I put the face of it all on Mary, and stepped in.

Mary jabbed at me, but I bobbed down at the same time I stepped forward. Her fist sliced the air over my head. As she staggered forward, I was crouched on her right side. She turned her head in time to catch my rising punch to her chin. Something cracked. She faltered back. I got over-excited, rushing in.

It was almost in slow-motion. Her hair parted in front of her right eye, the pupil shuddering as she glared at me. Still ready to fight. Her right heel slid back. She lashed out with a single backfist.

I stopped myself so hard I felt my muscles twist and snap in my legs and hip. Mary's fist hit my forehead, but my sudden stop made a full blow a scraping punch instead. Her eyes widened. I jumped into her as her fist passed me. My arms wrapped around her waist as we fell together. I used my jumps momentum to pull her along as I front-flipped while pulling her off the floor. When my feet hit the ground, I tightened my legs and abs, tossing Mary up like a rocket.

Crouched on the ground, I put everything I had into jumping after her, a loud crack filling the stadium. Mary, still tumbling through the air, tried to do something, but I flew past her. I twisted to land feet first on the stadium ceiling. Mary continued to rise towards me, red hair waving in the wind. I extended my legs like pistons exploding outwards, bringing my arms in front of me in an 'X' pattern.

"GAMMA BOMB!"

I hit her in the chest with an explosion of noise and force, the roof above us cracking from the proximity of our impact. We came down like a meteor and cratered the ground. I felt my body protest at the sheer force of the attack, but Mary spat blood, the red mixing with the dust created by the concrete, metal, plastic, and wood we'd destroyed on our landing.

The impact sent me bouncing upwards. I landed on my back and coughed, trying to breath.

"Ah… I really hope someone filmed that," I mumbled.

I raised my hand to my forehead, rubbing away at the sweat. Then I froze and stared at my hand.

My skin was becoming pale. As I watched in horror, the green shades of my body began to turn white.

"No, no, no, no, not now!" I snapped up to a kneeling position, only to gasp in pain. My body was still healing. But even as my bones and muscles knit themselves back together, I started to shrink, arms and legs sinking into themselves. I slowly stood up, feeling a bit dizzy at the sight of a world I'd gotten used to being too small for my ever-loving green self.

I snarled, shaking my head and closing my eyes.

Dread filled me. After all this time, it was happening. I was changing back into a human, for the first time in months. I got ready for how I would feel. Weaker, for one. That boundless energy I felt inside of me wasn't gone, not exactly. But it was much more muted now. Like, a spark inside of me that was slowly getting larger. I felt deeper.

Ever since I woke, I'd changed. I'd become a lot more impulsive, for one, but life became so much more fun! I found everything I'd once held back on to be just as great as I wanted it to be. I'd never been much of a fighter, suddenly it was my favorite thing. Everything was better.

Except… I felt the same. No, not the same. I wasn't as ready to just enter random bars for a fight anymore, and I felt a lot more shame when I realized how cut to pieces my clothes were. Not to mention, way too big for me. Then I realized I had abs.

Holy crap, I was covered in muscles now! I mean, non-green ones!

Someone started laughing behind me, interrupting my little introspective look at myself. I looked over to see Mary slowly standing up. Her nose was broken. Her right eye was black, and her tanned skin was covered in bruises. She wasn't healing anymore. She got up to her full height, towering over me.

"Look at that," she smiled a bloody smile. "I knew you were weak," she struggled over to me, step by step. "This is the real you. Not some green goddess. A tiny, helpless, bitch, with no power at all," she smiled, a dark look in her eyes. Her hand reached out for me, clenching as she stumbled, then kept walking towards me. "W-Win...I'll win."

I felt that same pity I had before. Even now, beaten all to hell, she was still obsessed with the idea of… I don't know, being strong? No. Powerful enough to never get hurt again.
She reminded me of Bruce, in some ways. Or me. Gone way wrong and overboard. It was enough to make me sad.

I raised my fists. She laughed. "You want to fight me, little girl?"

"Not really," god, was my voice really that high? Or was I just that scared? "If you give up, then BRIDGE will be able to speak on behalf of a judge for you. But only if you give up now."

"Give up!?" Mary looked unhinged. "No! I'll kill you here, and run away with Ana! I don't need anyone else's help!"

She punched at me. It was slow, clumsy, and still capable of taking my head off.

This time, I have to thank Creel. He was one of the heroes I'd spared with before that. We didn't do it often, but he showed me some boxing. One thing he'd taught me was a simple weak spot. One that could take even the biggest person down.

He'd hit me in that spot while he was in steel form. Even with my super-strong body, it was enough to paralyze me in my tracks.

I stepped to her right as she punched at me. I crouched down, gritting my teeth, and brought my left fist to my hip. I needed all the leverage I could get. With a scream, I stepped in, twisted my hips, and punched forward with everything I had, pushing against the ground as I landed my blow.

My fist sank into her ribs, shifting already broken bones. I knew, on the inside, what I was hitting. Her liver. The liver is such a huge vital organ that it just stands out as a giant weak spot. A big hit there causes massive amounts of pain because, well, it's a vital organ.

I had hit her there at least three times earlier, but she just tanked it before. Now, with her on her last legs, I was basically going for a desperation move.

She screamed, reflexively lashing out at me as she fell. Her palm scraped my arm.

I screamed too, the feel of bone shattering sending me to my own knees.

"Walters!" someone shouted. I didn't take my eyes off of Mary, but someone came up and took hold of my unbroken arm, helping me to my feet. "You okay?"

Frank.

"Yeah, I'm okay," I looked at him briefly. He looked worried for me.

"You're not… you know. Green."

"Nah," I grinned at him. "But it turns out, I look good in all sorts of colors. Might try red later." I raised a hand, showing I was still covered in a bit of blood. "Oh wait."

"You haven't changed that much," he growled, helping me to my feet.

We both looked at Mary. The giant redhead was staring at me, mouth opening and closing.

"The hell did you do to her?" Frank asked.

"Punched her with everything I had to the liver."

"Ah," Frank winced. "Yeah, that'll hurt like a bitch."

Mary's fists closed and opened. Then finally, slowly, she turned to look at the ceiling before her eyes finally shut. She let out a shuddering breath, passing out at last.

A gunshot filled the air, and I saw the telltale blue light of an ICER shot come from Mary's forehead. I looked at Frank, aghast. He shrugged.

"What? Had to be sure she was out."

"Man, you and your guns…" I rolled my eyes.

Somewhere, I heard clapping. We both looked over at it.

Some guy was standing next to a terrified cameraman. He had slicked back white hair and a tacky bright blue business suit on. "That was incredible! Oh damn, you won't believe the ratings we're gonna get off of this!"

"We're gonna need the recording," Frank growled.

"Recording! Nah, we were live, baby!" the guy said in the voice of a man who had found more cash.

"...well, I'm in trouble," I mumbled.

"You need a new job?" the guy asked excitedly.

Oy vey…

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May 19, 2014

"You destroyed Madison Square Garden on live television," Director Maria Hill of BRIDGE said as she stared at me. Then she looked at Frank. "And you left two confused and terrified citizens to explain how an armored maniac chasing a young woman killed her in their bedroom before rushing off into the night. Honestly, I don't know which is worse in some ways."

I was still in human form, though I'd changed into some BRIDGE sweats by then. Frank was still wearing his armor. Since fighting Mary, we'd been signing paperwork and speaking to officials while making sure the thieves were arrested safely. Mary was put into restraints Tony and Jury Rigg had created together, made just for super-strength users like us. Sam and Rajeet, the last two surviving of the normal thieves, were currently in police custody, and were cooperating very happily with the cops.

Ana's corpse was being taken care of. Jarvis and BRIDGE had gone through her history and found evidence of her dodging a lot of shady shit. Funny enough, the FBI had already been about to toss her in jail. That explained her desperation. She knew they were onto her. So she'd tried to grab as much money as she could to escape. We'd just gotten there first.

Now we were in the Avengers Tower, finishing our debrief with our scary boss.

"My apologies, ma'am," Frank said softly. "I actually didn't mean to kill her. She went for a stab and my instincts kicked in."

"Fair point," Maria said. "But why didn't you stick with ICERs?"

"Forgot."

Maria shared a look with me, which I returned with a shrug. She'd killed Sally, a BRIDGE soldier under his command. I guessed he had known, on some level, what he was doing. But he didn't care.

"You forgot… well, I suppose you'll have to go back into training," Maria leaned back in her seat. "You do two months of training on the maintenance and use of all equipment, as well as some time working with our Avengers and BRIDGE soldiers who want to practice their skills. Obstacle course, sparring, stuff like that. I understand Tony and Fitz have been looking for test subjects."

Frank winced. God, that all sounded so boring. Except the last, which sounded terrifying. Still, he straightened and nodded. "Very well ma'am."

"As for you," Maria looked over at me. "I understand that the stadium wasn't your fault. Mary's power level is not something we could have expected. If we had, I would have placed another Avenger on the mission with you, at least," her eyes softened. "This shouldn't have happened… And you almost died."

I nodded slowly.

"Frank, you are dismissed, for now," Maria eyed me. "I need to say something to Jennifer. Go home to your family and rest."

Frank nodded again, but I could see he was happy to be leaving. After a very crisp salute, he spun on his heel and walked out of the room.

Maria waited till the door was closed. Then she looked at me. "You're in human form… Are you able to change back?"

I hesitated before nodding. I could feel it. Inside of me, over the last few hours, that spark inside of me was growing. I had to guess that was my power.

"I can… I think."

"Have your cousin test you," Maria said. "He's in the tower now. I don't want you in the field until we can confirm you're able to control this," she smiled, just a bit. "He's worried too. Oh, and don't worry about Madison Square Garden. Tony offered to rebuild it, free of charge."

"Seriously!?" I asked, shocked. "How much is that gonna cost him?"

"Pennies, to him," Maria chuckled. "Starktech has been exploding lately. Not just the StarkRigg phones, the Avengers merchandise, and their contracts with us, but a whole lot more. Especially since they made that Saturday morning cartoon based on you guys."

"Oh yeah, that's a thing," I mumbled. Apparently I was being voiced by Eliza Dushku? Kinda cool.

"Now," she leaned forward. "Go talk to your cousin. Before I have a Hulk bouncing off the wall of his lab."

I grinned and nodded, heading out. Then I turned, remembering. "Oh, hey. What happened to that guy, the one who was supposed to help us investigate this whole mess?"

"HYDRA," Maria said. "We're preparing our assault, and I have all hands on deck for it. We're also gearing up our soldiers for it."

"Ah… What about Dial?"

"He's fine," she said calmly. "Should be home soon."

Mahmoud, I don't know how she could look me in the eyes, knowing that you were still missing in that jungle, and still smile at me like that. Maria Hill owes me for that.

When I stepped out, Frank was waiting for me.

"Oh, hey," I said, surprised. "I thought you were headed out."

"I am, Walters," he was taller than me now, which was weird to realize. "Just checking on ya. Never saw you, ya know," he waved at me. "Not normal."

"You think the green me is normal?"

He shrugged. "It's how I met ya. You good, Walters?"

"...You know. I really am," I looked down at myself and smiled. "I guess I thought that when I became human again, I'd be disappointed in myself. Or scared of my green self. That I'd lose something important, feel pathetic. But it's not like that."

I grinned up at Frank. "I'm still me. Not as strong, or, you know, willing to walk around half naked and flirt," I shuddered. Seriously, human me just does not like flaunting her stuff. I need to hang out with you Nat, get her used to it.

"I'm still me. And that feels pretty good."

"...Well, I have no idea what you're talking about, but that's nice for you," Frank pulled out a piece of paper and passed it to me. "Here. My wife said we might want to invite you over for dinner sometime, so this is my number."

"Oh?" I grinned, nodding. "I'm in… and thanks, Frank. This whole thing was crazy. But I'm glad you had my back."

"Same here, Shulki-"

"Uh," I raised a hand to stop him. "Maybe uh, stick with Walters. I'm not as much of a fan of that one anymore. Mary used it a lot."

He shrugged. "All right. See ya around, Walters."

With that, he walked away with a positive spring in his step. I grinned at his back and went to meet Bruce.

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May 20, 2014

"And that's the story," I said at last, leaning back in my seat.

"Wait, that's it?" Mahmoud blinked. "I mean, how did you turn back green? Can you control it?"

"Of course I can!" I said with a grin. "Well, kind of… I turned back when I found out you were missing."

"Oh," my boyfriend blinked, looking at me oddly.

"That was a great story!" Thor wrapped an arm around me, laughing boisterously. "You and your enemy, breaking on one another in glorious combat, the entire world watching as you vanquish her in a single, valiant blow! Reminds me of the good old days!"

"Along with destroying one of New York's landmarks," Nat pointed out wryly.

"Indeed! In the old days, a battle was not a true one until you had destroyed at least one landmark in your wake," Thor said in the voice of a man whose wisdom could not be matched.

"I guess that's all of us, then," Mahmoud chuckled. "I wonder how Frank is doing now?"

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Frank Castle/The Punisher

Frank was sitting in his kitchen. A song was playing on the radio as he watched his wife cook. Maria was dancing slowly, swaying back and forth, humming along to the song. He couldn't take his eyes off of her. Her hair moved with her, her dress fluttering, her arms graceful as they cooked and danced along with the rest of her. She was so beautiful.

She turned just a bit, noticing him. He felt himself blush like a little kid. Damn. She'd caught him staring again.

Maria beamed at her husband, and he couldn't help the small smile he returned.

"Dad, dad!" Frank Jr. came running in, holding the mail. "Here!"

"Ah, thanks, Junior," Frank ruffled his son's hair, getting a big grin. Frank pulled him close and kissed his forehead, smiling down at the young man, who grumbled and wiggled out of his father's arms. Taking the mail in hand, Frank started shuffling through it. Advertisement, something about insurance, a magazine for Maria that he put aside… And a brown envelope labeled with his name. He took it in hand and felt it. Felt like there was a small rectangle inside. He ripped it open, shook it out, and found a small CD case inside. The CD within was golden, with a simple word written in black marker on the front.

'Micro'.

"What's that?" Maria asked curiously.

"Don't know," Frank looked in the envelope again. No, just the CD. "I'll take it upstairs and check."

"All right. Come back quick though," she gave him a smoky glance. "Show like this doesn't last forever."

"Oh really," he put the CD down and walked up to put his arms around her, smiling against her neck. "Maybe I should stick around then."

As they chuckled and laughed, the CD continued to sit on the table. Frank would look at it later.

He would regret doing so.

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Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk

"Hey, uh," Mahmoud looked at Thor and Nat, then at me. "Can we talk? Alone?"

I blinked, looking at them. They got the hint.

"Well, I better get back to work," Nat said with a shrug. "I need to find some way to match the chaos you three caused."

"Wait, three?" I said, surprised. "What did Thor do-"

"Nothing!" Thor said desperately. "It was nothing! And the cave was that broken when we got there!"

"You really need to learn about specific denials, man," Mahmoud said to Thor.

"Loki was better at this," Thor mumbled. "Very well, I take my leave of you! And, Mahmoud, Jennifer," he put a hand on each of our shoulders, smiling. "Your battles… I know they tested you. Not only physically, but your souls as well."

He looked between us. "Lady Jennifer. You've learned more about yourself. Carry the lesson of it," he stood tall and strong, meeting my eyes. "The warrior is not their power, weapons, or allies. It is the soul that guides them. The pure spirit that shows them where to guide that strength. In that way, I am proud to see that in either of your forms, your spirit carries you well. Not only did you defeat an opponent who was your match, you did it with none of your power. A commendable effort!"

Then he looked at Mahmoud. "You as well. You have learned to fight without that device," he nodded at the Omnitrix. "Not just in practice, but in truth… I remember when I was unworthy of Mjolnir," Thor looked over at the hammer. So did I. That thing just had so much presence. "I was forced to learn my own foibles. To prove myself, and show that I could be the hero that was so easy to proclaim I was at my full ability," he looked back at Mahmoud. "It makes me proud, Mahmoud, that you have done the same."

With that, he gave us a nod, then left with a proud smile.

"...He must have been taking lessons from Steve," Mahmoud said, though he looked incredibly touched.

"Well, Nat- wait, where'd she go?" I blinked, staring at Natasha's seat.

"She batman'd," Mahmoud said, looking as surprised as me.

"...Wow, I don't know if it's cool she can do that, or lame that she didn't want to say goodbye," I said.

"The former," Mahmoud chuckled. Then he looked at me. "Jen… I have to-"

"I know," I smiled. "You want to see my human half, right?"

"What?"

"It's cool," I chuckled. "I mean, it's hard to change back, for multiple reasons, but I can, let me-!"

"STOP!" he grabbed my hand, staring at me. I blinked.

"What's wrong?"

He shook his head, looking around. Then he sighed. "Jen. I've been keeping something secret. For a long time. X knows. The Avengers know part of it. But… I can't let you show me your human side, without being honest… I really like you," he smiled sadly. "So I'm going to tell you the truth. About me. I don't want to date you and lie to you. Even by omission…"

"...Mahmoud. What's your big secret?" I whispered.

"Well. It's gonna require some context."

And with that, he started to explain.

Which is how I learned about you all.

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Author's Note: That's right. She knows. Hide your porn folks.

Jokes aside, that last line was fun for me. I think it's the biggest fourth wall break I've done, and it's still relatively small.

As for the actual chapter, I had a LOT of fun with the fight. I could have ended it early, but I wanted it to feel exhausting. I wanted the sheer description of everything they were doing to each other to sound absolutely tiring, so that in the end, when Jen and Mary were on their last legs, you guys could feel the same. Hopefully, I did that pretty well.

Frank. Well, Frank was something I had to work on. At the point of this story, Frank is somewhere just before his future killing spree, psycho, badass. He was always portrayed, in the best comics, as a man who was always at the edge of becoming the Punisher anyways. His family kept him from crossing that final line. From disregarding everything about humanity and simply unleashing hell. But even in the MCU, you can see in his pre-Punisher days that he always had that deep rage inside him, that natural instinct to destroy things he saw as an enemy. Ananastasia was firmly in that camp.

Now though, Frank is going to have Micro to deal with. And that's gonna be hard to deal with for him. Hopefully he talks to Steve about it.

Finally, Jen and Mahmoud are finally going to have a little talk. While it will be a big thing, they'll be talking about it together for a while. They won't be talking it over to death of course, since Dial didn't do anything really horrible. But it's still a pretty big secret that effects Jen's view of Dial and her own place in the universe. I mean, imagine knowing you had alternate superhero versions of you running around!?

...Without being a SI author.

Next chapter tomorrow. Interlude: Hero, returning to Dial's perspective of the universe! Let's see how that goes!

In the meantime, please let know what you guys think, and consider supporting me on Patreon! I've been working my ass off to post new chapters and there are two up on the site right now for my 5 dollar and up patrons. Have a good day guys. Later!
 
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Brilliant as always!

Few minor typos, but they aren't that noticeable.

Good thing Jen can heal....
Some versions of Bruce can heal even without being transformed....wonder if thats a thing here, and if so, if Jen inherited that?

I wonder how her and Titiana's clothes remained intact throughout the fight?

and i'm guessing the fact that you're telling Jen all this of your own free will would probably help with her reaction?
 
Hey. Do you think you can update the 'Adorable Murderbeasts'? I just finished reading it and I loved it. Sorry to ask you on this story but it would have been the only way to reach you because of my finicky phone. Also, I have an idea for when Mahmoud gets his Pokedex and his Pokemon. Basically, the Pokedex updates his Bag to where it has the Pokemon Boxes which can be downloaded onto his Pokedex. The Pokedex also has a Decoder and an A.I. ((which is a Rotom)) which can do maps and stuff.

sorry if I'm being pushy and or a jerk.
 
Hey. Do you think you can update the 'Adorable Murderbeasts'? I just finished reading it and I loved it. Sorry to ask you on this story but it would have been the only way to reach you because of my finicky phone. Also, I have an idea for when Mahmoud gets his Pokedex and his Pokemon. Basically, the Pokedex updates his Bag to where it has the Pokemon Boxes which can be downloaded onto his Pokedex. The Pokedex also has a Decoder and an A.I. ((which is a Rotom)) which can do maps and stuff.

sorry if I'm being pushy and or a jerk.

He has a discord you can join but also it is incredibly rude and generally frowned upon to go to an authors story and ask when he is gonna update a different story of theirs just becuase your BORED. You can also private messege someone of course , bit again the answer to when ? Is always always when the author has time or motivation to do so.
 
He has a discord you can join but also it is incredibly rude and generally frowned upon to go to an authors story and ask when he is gonna update a different story of theirs just becuase your BORED. You can also private messege someone of course , bit again the answer to when ? Is always always when the author has time or motivation to do so.
I am so sorry, I did not realize.
 
108: Interlude-Dial
Interlude: Hero

Mahmoud Schahed/Dial

You'd think revealing your big giant secret would get easier the second time. But it was harder.

With X, there was a level of, I don't know, non judgemental-ness. Not a real word, I know. But X wasn't about to rip into me for so many things. For one, he wasn't learning that an alternate universe had dozens of forms of media he either starred in or co-starred in. He was also logical. While he'd obtained true AI status, he still put emotion away when it was necessary.

I felt nervous that Jen wasn't about to do the same.

Still. It didn't feel right, not telling her. I liked Jen. Dating her, hanging out with her, joking with her, were awesome moments for me. If this was going to continue, I couldn't live without telling her. This secret encompassed so much. I knew more about Jen's alternate selves than I knew some family members. Which kinda meant I knew more about her in some areas than she knew about herself.

Like the fact her favorite song was Tubtumping and her favorite drink was Grape Nehi. Those were trivia facts I remembered from wiki's, for crying out loud.

Damnit, I'm putting it off at this point.

"Okay, so," I tapped a finger on the table in front of me. "You already know I'm from another world."

"I do. You came from a world without superpowers and aliens and stuff," she frowned. "Or at least, one that you think doesn't have that stuff."

Fair point. This universe had been similar to mine, in the public perception at least, until someone decided to mess with Tony Stark on the wrong day.

"Well, in my universe, things were relatively normal. I was normal. I was a geeky dude."

"Was?"

"Very funny," I smirked. "But seriously. I was obsessed with movies, television, random science trivia… and comic books. Two of the big ones, in my universe, were DC Comics and Marvel. Marvel has a lot of flagship characters. Guys like Spider-Man are the most popular. There's also characters like Wasp, and Ant-Man-"

"What, it's a bunch of insect superheroes?" Jen asked with a grin.

"Iron Man, Thor, Black Widow-"

Her eyes widened. "Wait-"

"-Captain America, Hulk… She-Hulk."

"Your universe had comic books about me!?" she asked, shocked.

"Not just comics. Animated shows, a couple of video games. Actually, Marvel comics started back in the sixties, so there's a lot of material there…" I kept my gaze locked to her. "Jennifer, I've read about the adventures of Marvel superheroes since I was a little kid. I mean, this universe is an alternate of all the others. But all of you are really similar to the ones from the comics-"

"Stop, stop, stop!" she shook her head staring at me. "Mahmoud, I… what am I supposed to say about this? So, I'm, what, fictional?"

"No, you aren't," I said immediately. "Lets nail that one in the head right now. You and I are as real as anyone else. We aren't fictional, we're flesh and blood. As far as I know, all my world had was a window. A glimpse into other worlds that we put to the page. Even then, the question of real or fictional isn't- Look," I pointed out the window. At the city of New York, bright and shining in the sunlight. "This is real, Jen. You, me, Cap. All of us are real…"

I looked back at her. "The important part isn't that. The important part is that I knew so much about you, Jen. I was reading about you for years."

"Yeah, that's a little creepy."

"Well I didn't know I'd actually be meeting you," I sighed. "Jen, I just… I want the air clear between us."

"I can tell," she shook her head, staring at me like she'd never seen me before. "Mahmoud, I don't know how I'm supposed to take this," she crossed her arms. "I mean, it's not like you were cheating on me, or killed anyone. But this still feels like, I don't know, a violation or something. What am I supposed to- YOU HAD SEX WITH ME!"

Oh shit, that's true.

I stared at her, horrified. I think that saved me from an asskicking because she saw the look on my face and swallowed. "I mean… you never wanted to before. That's a point in your favor… Why did you-"

"I'd almost died," I whispered. "And after everything I went to, all I thought about was how much I missed you. I don't know how much. I needed you," god, the look she was giving me. I swallowed. "Jen, I wasn't trying to trick or hurt you. I'm just-what I told you, it can cause a lot of damage. I've kept it secret from everyone. Except X, because I didn't want to die without anyone else not knowing the full truth."

"...So why did you finally tell me?"

With a sigh, I rubbed the back of my head. "Because nowadays, when I think of the people who keep me going, you're number one. When I was at my weakest, you're the first person I thought of for comfort. I don't want anything like this between us. Not anymore."

Jen paced in front of me, avoiding my gaze. "I need some time, Dial."

Dial. Not Mahmoud. She was still pacing. When I didn't say anything for a while, she looked up at me. I struggled to find the right thing to say. Of course she needed time. Of course. But I didn't want time. I wanted us to be okay.

"O-Okay. That makes sense," I said, going against that feeling. "Do you need some space or-"

"No," she scowled. "I'm not leaving your side."

Wait, what?

Jen shook her head. "I mean… you almost died. And I would have lost you without even knowing you went missing. I'm not leaving you."

She looked determined, though I could still see she was uncomfortable. I wasn't sure what I was supposed to say. I mean, clearly we'd both been through a lot.

God, hearing what Mary had done to her. The description of bones breaking, healing into place, then shattering again. Titania in the comics had been vicious in a fight, but hearing it happen to someone you love is totally different.

"What do you want to do then?" Jennifer asked.

"Stay with you," I said honestly. "As long as you'll have me."

Her emerald lips quirked upwards. "...Anything else I should know?"

"Well… I've read a lot of comic books. You wanna hear about the embarrassing stuff that the other Avengers did?"

She laughed, then froze. "Wait… is there embarrassing stuff for me too?"

"Uuuuuuhhh," I rubbed the back of my neck.

"What did I do!?" Jen asked, horrified.

"Technically, you didn't do anything!"

"Alternate me, whatever!"

"Okay… maybe I should start with embarrassing stuff about myself."

"That might be for the best."

Jen's arms uncrossed. She walked over to give me a long look. "We'll be okay, maybe."

That 'maybe' felt like a pin in a sensitive zone.

"So," Jen coughed. "You uh, said you were."

"Well…" It took me a second to think of one. "When I was a kid, my sister, my brothers, and me had a baseball and a bunch of golf balls. We'd just watched the movie Sandlot, that baseball movie? So we went outside and started practicing our baseball dreams."

I grinned a little. "Turns out though, that when you hit golf balls with a baseball, you get a lot of air time. We ended up hitting a lot of them. Then a mechanic from a garage down the street comes over. Turns out we destroyed the windshields of two cars. My dad was so pissed off…"

Jen laughed. "Okay, that's funny, but it's more mischievous than embarrassing! Come on, what else?"

"Well, there is the time I told this girl I liked her, and her response was to gather a posse of her friends to gather around me as they all yelled 'hell no'. In front of the entire school cafeteria. And her boyfriend, who I did not know existed."

"Ah, that's actually really sad," Jen grinned at me.

"Nah, the worst part was that I still had a crush on her," I grinned, my cheeks feeling hot. "I didn't have good taste in women back then."

"Nice to see that changed."

Jen and I talked for a little while longer. I shared stories of the sorts of things that I found really hard to admit, blushing heavily the whole time.

Then I got to share Jen's embarrassing stories of stuff that her alternate selves had done. Or had fought.

"Doctor Bong?" Jen stared at me, flabbergasted. "Are you serious? He wore a bell as his helmet?"

"Serious. He was one of the weirder themed bad guys. Still evil, but…"

I told her about some of her various love interests, too.

"Tony, huh? Eh. Guess I have good taste. Along with Hercules the Greek hero!? He's alive?" I still needed to look into that. "Damn, that's cool."

Of course, that then led too…

"Wait, wait, how many people do I have sex with in this other universe?"

That got a grin out of me. She got over it quickly though.

Then we started talking about the general universe.

"You already knew who Mary was?" she asked.

"Yeah. I mean, it isn't perfect, but if I know the name of someone, I usually have some basic insight into who they might grow to be, or even what their secret identities could be."

"...What about Frank?" when I looked surprised, she scoffed. "Look, I may not have known what you were lying about, but I could tell that you were. You're bad at it. And when we talk about Frank, you always act like you know something about him I don't."

Damn. I've always been bad at lying. It's my eyes, I widen them too much. "In most universes, something," I tried to think of the best way to explain it. Then I just went for it. "Frank's family gets killed."

Jen stared at me, horrified. "Maria and the kids?"

"Yeah. I mean, the reason and the time and place change, but it happens almost all the time. Someone kills them, and Frank becomes enraged. No, worse than that. He goes out and kills the people who killed them. Then he goes after the criminals like them. And he never stops. He's at war for the rest of his life. Constantly traveling the world, killing the worst of the worst."

"In some ways, it's not all bad. He kills a lot of horrible people. Slavers, rapists, serial killers, mob bosses. But he never finds happiness, satisfaction…" I thought of another avenger of justice. "Unaware of loss, nor aware of gain. His family is gone. And Frank's only focus from then on is vengeance."

I took a deep breath. "I have a lot of info on our world. Good and bad. And I spend a lot of time preparing for all the bullshit I can. There is a constant set of camera's watching the area around Frank's home. X created a program specifically checking on his family, keeping me updated on their safety and his. The same is happening for a few others. Peter Parker, Kamala Khan, a lot of prospective superheroes, villains… There's a lot I've been keeping track of."

I couldn't keep the exhaustion out of my voice. Man, was I really that worn out?

Guess I was. I'd been holding a lot of cards together, planning for every single eventuality I could. There was a lot to worry about. Everything from the various supervillains I knew about, to the ones that might show up. Fact is, idiots claiming bad guys only rose in response to us were forgetting the simple fact that greed, insanity, obsession, bad upbringings, a thousand other things, were there to make those bad guys real. I was trying to get around that in a bunch of ways, even spending a lot of the money X was making me on things like schools, charities, hospitals both medical and psychological. There was so much on my mind, all the time.

"Well… you don't have to go it alone," Jen gave me a smile. "So. Tell me about Thor? Or at least, the alternate Thor?"

"Well, Creel is actually one of his most consistent bad guys," I said with a grin.

"Seriously? That's awkward."

"Not as awkward as his wife in that universe."

"Wait, seriously? Who is it?" Jen asked, looking positively delighted by the idea.

"Mary MacPherson."

"You're kidding!" when I shook my head, Jen busted out laughing. "Oh my god, she's so mean though!"

After that, it was just trading stories, trying our best to push past all this. Maybe it would work out, maybe it wouldn't. But we were honest with each other. And that felt damn good to me.

After a couple of hours of that, Creel and Izzy showed up. Jen took one look at Creel before she started giggling.

I shushed Jen, trying to keep her calm. Alloy and the Warrior noticed as soon as they walked up that Jen was practically shaking in her seat, while I tried to get her to stop.

"What's going on with her?" Izzy asked.

"She's dealing with some self-control issues," I gave her a glare while she grinned.

"Just talking about Creel's taste in women," she said to Izzy.

I opened my mouth, then closed it when I thought about it. Huh. Actually, Izzy was pretty badass in her own right. Guess Creel liked a woman who could handle herself in a fight. Not that I was one to talk.

"I think it's pretty good," Izzy teased, pressing an elbow to Creel's side. He blushed.

"I was uh, gonna ask you," Creel looked at me. "Izzy and me were gonna go on patrol, maybe run around the places Jarvis marked as points of illegal activity. You wanna come, or just keep talking about my love life?"

Jen lost it.

"BWAHAHAHA!" she staggered out of her seat and kept laughing. "Oh my god!"

I couldn't help it. "Yeah, you ever date any redheads?"

"HA!"

Izzy and Creel stared at Jen, confused, while I grinned. "Sure, let's go fight some bad guys."

"Jen, are you okay?" Izzy asked, seriously concerned.

"It's been a long few hours," Jen said, still grinning.

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We patrolled New York City, and god did it feel good to do it. We had stopped a simple set of crimes. Creel knocked out a mugger in his asphalt form, Izzy had unleashed a beatdown on some guys robbing a bodega, I'd swung down in Snare-Oh form to save someone from a runaway car, and Jen and I (in Wildmutt form) had taken down a drug dealer's den. Simple stuff.

Now we were looking for the next big fight.

"Astrodactyl!" I zoomed over the streets, flying over the cars and citizens just fast enough that I wasn't shattering windows in my passing. When I got close to an alleyway, I tapped the Omnitrix.

"Goop!" In gelatinous form, I slid through a fire escape and floated using my anti-grav device, sliding through the air like a snake before I came to a brick wall.

"Big Chill!" I flew right through the wall, coming through an empty office and out the other side. "Woo!" I cheered in my ghostly voice.

"Wait up!" Jen leaped overhead. She laughed as she treated the rooftops like her personal playground, somersaulting in the air. "We can't all fly!"

"Fine, fine," I came to stop and floated up to join Jen. Soon, Creel and Izzy, the latter dressed in her power armor, showed up, both having leaped across the rooftops in a slightly slower manner than Jen. "Sorry. Just happy to have this thing back in working order. Here."

I tapped the Omnitrix. In a flash of green light, my bones shifted. Orange-red scales grew across my form, my nose stretched outward, and a long tail was swinging behind me.

"So that's what a Saur-Lord looks like, huh?" Izzy mumbled, her helmet giving her voice a metallic tinge.

"Yep," I licked my lips while looking down at myself, a tongue five inches longer than normal running along razor sharp teeth. The Omnitrix had given me a tight spandex suit that went along from my chest to my calves, covering half my tail as well. I raised up my right hand and opened it, unsheathing my claws. "This is one of the raptor Saur Lords. I don't know what species though."

"A Utahraptor, for sure," Jen walked up to look me over. I was now almost shoulder height with her. "You gained a couple inches, and Utahraptors are damn big."

"And dope looking. I feel like hunting people in a theme park now," I said with a dinosaur grin.

"Wait," Izzy held a hand up to her ear, listening closely. "I'm getting something on police scanners," that was how we got the bodega, someone tripping the silent alarm so that we could help. "Something about a man in power armor running through the city with money he stole from… a helicopter?"

"A helicopter?" I blinked reptilian eyes. "What crazy moron was transferring money by helicopter?"

"Doesn't matter," Izzy pointed out at the city. "He's this way! Come on!" she jumped, the jets in her boots and back sending her up several dozen feet into the air. I jumped as well, getting almost as much height, followed by Creel and Jen.

We jumped across the rooftops together for a few minutes. As we got closer, we could hear gunshots, sirens, and screams. Any amusement left me. In this form, I was somewhere closer to Wildmutt than my human form, that same feeling of ancient savagery filling my mind.

I snarled, landing on the next rooftop, then glaring at the scene before me.

And all the savagery was gone. First, I was surprised. Then I was excited.

"Oh my god! It's him!"

The police were shooting at him, but the man's armor bounced the bullets off as he strode over the streets. He had a big silver helmet on that concealed most of his face, and he was laughing boisterously.

"Well met, police officers of this great city! But no mere mortal can withstand the awesome might of… the STILT-MAN!"

"AAAAAAAHHHH!" I squealed like a little girl. "He said the thing! He said the thing!"

"You know this idiot?" Izzy asked me, staring down at the scene before us.

Stilt-Man towered over the streets, his long telescoping limbs keeping him above his enemies. As we watched, he raised his right arm and punched forward. His right arm extended dozens of feet before smashing into a police car hood, crushing the engine.

"Yeah I do! He's such a d-lister!" I grinned at Creel and Izzy. "I call him!"

"Call him?" Creel stared at me. "Okay, shouldn't we-"

"Ladies first!" a green blur passed in front of me. "Hey, tall and dumb!"

"Hm?" Stilt-Man turned in time to see She-Hulk punching him in the chest. A light tap by her standards, it was enough to send him stumbling back with a dent in his chestplate. "Ah, the Avengers! Truly, the day of my glory has arrived! For the Stilt-Man stands above-"

"Oh man, she's gonna steal him!" I leaped down towards the ground. "Come on Izzy, we gotta take out his legs! Creel, help Jen distract him!"

"On it!" Creel's gauntlet beeped, and soon he was in his vibranium form.

The second my claws hit the ground, I got more serious. As much fun as the idea of fighting Stilt-Man was, he was also covered in armor that gave him-

"Yow!!!" Jen shouted when a giant metal boot came down from above, smashing into and through the concrete.

Really strong telescopic arms and legs. Damn. "Jen! You okay!?"

"Just catching the subway!" Jen called back up. As Stilt-Man stepped away from the hole he'd made, Jen climbed out, covered in dust. "He's pretty strong!"

"I am INVINCIBLE!" Stilt-Man crowed in response, punching at me. I ducked a telescoping punch with superhuman speed, diving for one of the cops nearby to pull him out of the way of another attack.

"Get everyone back!" I told the cop, lowering him to the ground.

"Uh, are you Dial?" the cop asked.

"Yeah, now-"

"Damnit, my kids gonna want another figure now," the cop mumbled. "Okay, we'll pull everyone back!"

"Got ya!" Izzy shouted nearby, leaping upward and slicing with her sword. The catom blade slashed off his right leg.

"A useless effort!" Stilt-Man's leg extended further, compensating for the lost feet of limb.

"Are you serious!?" Creel shouted, right as a long fist smashed into his stomach. Creel grunted, but took the blow with the tenacity of a boxer. "He can grow more!"

"Up to 290 feet! Enough to tower over all of the world for eternity!"

"Where do you get those dumb lines!?" Izzy said, slicing at his arm as it passed.

"He's such a classic, man!" okay, fine, I couldn't help it. As seriously as I was taking him, he was Stilt-Man. He was up there with Frog-Man and the Ringer on the list of useless villains. Which, ya know, still made him dangerous.

I missed dodging one of his kicks and ended up bouncing off the asphalt. As I landed, I growled. Okay. That hurt. Enough geeking out. Time to fight.

I rushed for Stilt-Man, dodging another kick. This form wasn't crazy or anything, but I was faster, stronger, and more agile than any human not named Steve Rogers. I leaped onto a building, running along the side with my clawed hands digging into the brickwork, then off that to land on top of Stilt-Man directly.

"Sorry, but I'm not losing this one!" I snarled, slashing at his arm. My claws apparently weren't as tough as Wildmutt's, because they couldn't do more than scratch the finish.

"Off, ruffian!" His other hand came up his hip and shot out at me like Goku's power pole, hitting me in the chest and pushing me outward. As I went, filled with pain from the power of his blow, I yelled out.

"Diamondhead!" the voice command feature on my Omnitrix activated. I hit the ground and stared up at Stilt-Man, fists clenched.

Back in New York City, in my favorite alien form again, fighting against a supervillain from the classic days of comics. Good to be home.

"Hey," Jen landed next to me. "This guy is pretty tough."

"You wouldn't think so based on his name, right?" I said with a grin. I created a blade of crystal and tossed it to Jen, turned my right arm into a diamond sword, then rushed forward. "Got my back?"

"Always!" Jen shouted, swinging her own sword as she ran.

We ran in together, as Stilt-Man continued to fight Izzy and Creel, the Warrior slicing at him with her sword and Alloy blocking his attacks from hitting civilians, acting like the big shiny distraction. The… damn, what was Stilt-Man's tagline?

"Ah, the Universal Dial and Savage She-Hulk have returned!"

Well shoot, he knew mine, why didn't I know his?

Anyway, I brought the sword in front of me as he lashed out with another punch. The robotic fist hit my blade in the center, splitting down the middle as my blade cut through it. I sliced forward To finish the job, sending pieces of metal and circuitry flying. Jen made a quick hop to slice at his leg with the sword I made her, getting hit in the arm when Stilt-Man extended his leg further to compensate.

"Two hundred and ninety feet is more than I remember it being!" Izzy shouted. Stilt-Man kicked at her with the remaining portions of his cut off left leg, the end sparking. Creel dropped in front of the leg to block it on his crossed arms. "Thanks babe!" Izzy moved around him to slice off another portion of his leg.

"Go down already!" Creel shouted, jumping up to punch Stilt-Man in the chest. The dent Jen had made got that much bigger.

The… damnit, what was Stilt-Man's tagline? Whatever, Stilt-Man staggered back, clutching at his chest, before bringing himself back to stare at us. "No! You will not bring down the Stilt-Man so easily!"

"Okay, yeah, this guy is cool," Jen mumbled.

"No, he absolutely is not," I grinned while turning my sword back into a hand before clenching my fist. "And that's why I like him."

I jumped up to catch him as he passed overhead, extending my fingers into razor sharp blades to dig into his suit. "Hey, Wilbur."

"You know my name!?" Stilt-Man said, surprised.

"Yep. By the way," I leaned in to look into his eyes, seeing the reflection of my blue-green crystalline face with burning yellow orbs in his. "I've got to thank you man. I had a rough couple of weeks. I needed a fun supervillain fight to clear my head."

"Um,"
he blinked at me.

"Anyways, fun's over," I raised my hands and slashed downward, cutting through inches of steel in his shoulders to get his armor off his arms. As he stumbled back and I fell, I grabbed at his legs, slicing down while I went. Wilbur fell to the ground in a shower of metal and sparks, shouting as he crashed onto the asphalt.

"Augh!" he bounced upward, then stared around. Dozens of pieces of armor were all over the place. A couple of cars had been destroyed, and more than few cars had been destroyed in the wake of his rampage. He looked up at us. I raised a fist and turned it into a spiked mace, Jen and Izzy pointed their swords, and Creel punched one fist into his palm with the clatter of a hammer on an anvil.

"Hmm… well, I would like to surrender," Wilbur said, smiling. "I must say, this was worth it. Quite fun, brawling in the streets."

"Yeah, it was," I grinned. "Let's not do it again anytime soon though."

A police officer ran over with a pair of cuffs, placing Wilbur in custody as he chuckled. "Ah, never say never!"

I grinned a bit wider as he was taken away, then looked at the others. "So, what next?"

"Well, I'm finally warmed up," Izzy's helmet melted into her armor, releasing her long black hair and the wide smile on her face. "Let's go make more of the city safe."

"Uh, excuse me!" we all turned to look at some guy walk up to us. He was wearing a suit, and had a very annoyed look on his face. "Who's gonna pay for my car!?"

He pointed at a sedan that had been split almost in half, most likely by a giant metal boot.

"..." I reached into my back pocket and pulled out a checkbook. "Here," I wrote my name on it and an estimated price. "Cash this and it should take care of it."

"Not likely!" he scoffed, taking the check. "Do you know-... Oh. Well, thank you very much," he calmed down considerably, smiling. "Uh, thanks, for um, saving my life."

He turned and ran off while I looked around. "If anyone else has something that got destroyed, the Avengers have a fund set-up for it. Just look on our website and our guys will have you taken care of. Legitimate grievances only please, we know when you're faking."

"Come on," Creel tapped me on the shoulder. "Let's go hit something else."

"And save people," I reminded him gently.

He smirked. "Well, if we can get around to it."

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The rest of the day was relatively quiet, just us rushing around the city saving as many people as we could. It was a lot of fun honestly. Like the good old days before the HYDRA uprising. Except with friends.

Soon enough though, we headed back home to grab some more grub. When we entered the Tower, Maria Hill was waiting in the rec room.

"Director?" I blinked at her, back in my human form. "What are you doing here?"

"Following up on a couple of things," she said, drinking a beer. Wait, she was allowed to drink beer on the job? Then again, comic Nick Fury smoked cigars all the time. The joys of being in charge. "For one thing, I heard you guys caught someone in an armored suit today. So, thanks for the extra paperwork."

"Uh. I mean," I looked at the others, who seemed just as nervous. "We just-"

"I'm kidding," the director smirked. "It was a good catch. I'm actually here about something else," she turned to face me entirely. "I know you've been through a lot, but I need your help with a couple of things. First, Man-Thing has been found. I have Agatha consulting on the situation, but I'd like your unique mindset on the job," Jen coughed at that. "There's also something I need Steve and you for."

"A mission?"

"Nope," she grinned at me. "A talk show."

"...what."

Creel chuckled at the look on my face. "Better get over the stage fright now, bud."

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A while later, Jen and I were alone in my apartment. Creel and Izzy were getting their own meal for the time being, which really meant they wanted to be alone with their significant other. Honestly, we were in the same boat, if for different reasons.

"Are you sure you want to?" I asked Jen. "I mean, I've made you uncomfortable enou-"

A finger pressing to my lips stopped me. "Shut up, Mahmoud," Jen gave me a grin, stepping back. "You've already seen me naked. This isn't anything different," despite that, she looked a little more nervous.

"I guess," I went along with her lie.

We stared at each other awkwardly. After a long, deep breath, Jen clenched her fists and closed her eyes.

Slowly, she started shrinking into herself, dropping three feet in height and around five hundred pounds in weight. Her emerald skin changed hue to white. While she still had muscle, it was more of the way a healthy young woman would be, rather than the ripped fitness model look she'd had before.

When she was done, a woman who looked a lot like Alison Brie opened her eyes. She stared at me for a long moment, like she was seeing me for the first time. Which, she sort of was.

"So uh…" I rubbed the back of my head. "I don't know how different you are from other versions of you, but-"

"Okay, stop," Jen… Jennifer, I guess, raised a hand and stopped me from talking, her other hand going to her head. "God, I had enough trouble going over this while I was green."

I shut up while she looked around. "I'm still getting used to all of this. I'm not even sure how I feel about dating you, let alone all this superhero crap."

"Ah," I winced. Jennifer looked over at me and seemed to look guilty.

"I didn't mean it like that. I just… I feel like I am and am not in the driving seat, you know? It's not like Bruce and Hulk," she smiled slightly. "Although it's really good to see him again. It's more like, I'm playing a video game, I guess. The main character is me, but stronger, more confident. So I still made all those choices, but there's a filter over everything."

"Because you have no idea if you would have made those decisions if you'd been yourself," I said.

"Huh," she walked up to look up at me. Honestly, that was gonna take some getting used too. But ya know, looking at her… she was still Jen. It was in the little ways she looked at me. Her nose was crinkling the same way. Still cute. "Yeah. That's pretty much it," she scowled. "And it doesn't help that 'Shulkie' doesn't let me out to play too often."

Well, I had the answer for that. "Then talk to her."

"Talk to her?" Jennifer blinked. "What?"

"Have a real conversation. Make a deal about things."

She cocked her head to the side. "Yeah… that might be worth a shot, I guess."

"Hey, I'm a pretty smart guy, when I apply myself," I chuckled.

Jennifer grinned, poking me in the forehead. "You're a dork."

Somehow, that made me feel pretty good to hear. We smiled at each other. For just a moment, everything felt like it was going to be okay.

"...You guys gonna kiss now?"

Jen and I jumped, turning around. Ruby was sitting on my couch, quietly reading World War Z. The blonde brat gave us a look. "I don't mind, but it's weird if you guys do it right in front of me."

"You little midget," I said, shocked. "When did you get here!?"

"Right around, 'You've already seen me naked,'" Ruby said, a smarmy look on her face. "You guys are so bad at spy stuff."

"Maybe because we weren't expecting someone to just sneak in here!" Jen protested.

"That's what made it easy," Ruby said, cocking an eyebrow at her.

"Okay, Ruby, this is something we should really talk about," I said with a sigh. "You need to start knocking from now on."

"But I don't want to."

"Young lady, you need to understand, if you keep doing this, people are going to feel disrespected, and you'll end up… oh god, I'm acting like your dad," I whispered, shocked.

All three of us froze, staring at each other. "...This is really awkward," Jen mumbled.

Man, it was a good day, but Ruby really made it end weirdly.

Still. It was good to be back in action man, right alongside this weird little family I'd made.

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Author's Note: A little late, sorry. So, new chapter!

Dial is the main character once again, and has already gotten into some trouble. Can't leave well enough alone, huh?

Stilt-Man is so much fun man. He's such a loser bad guy, and I love that guy for it. Don't worry, where he came from will come to light, but he doesn't exactly deserve an arc of his own.

Jen and Dial have gone over a bump in their relationship. Things won't always be sunshine and rainbows, and there will be problems later, but as I said. This wasn't THAT bad as far as relationship bumps go.

Anyways, let me know what you guys think, and consider supporting me on Patreon! The next chapter is already up there, and I'm about to finish the next. Might stay up a bit to try and push it out. I'll also be up, so I'll be replying to comments quickly. Have a good night guys!
 
Great as usual!

Ah, so Shulkie and Jen Are different entities...
Didn't know that was a thing...

wonder what kinda stuff they could get up to when they work together?
 
He said the thing! I really enjoy those moments of sheer superhero geeking out.
He's such a dork. And yes, that's pointed at both Dial and Stilt-Man.
Ah, so Shulkie and Jen Are different entities...
Didn't know that was a thing...
Not really? It's complex. The example I always give is the 'Drunk Me vs Sober Me'. Like, it feels like a different person, but it's really just a loss of inhibitions that otherwise hold you back.
 
Not really? It's complex. The example I always give is the 'Drunk Me vs Sober Me'. Like, it feels like a different person, but it's really just a loss of inhibitions that otherwise hold you back.
I like to think of it is how I would act vs how one of my pen and paper characters would act. Just because I wouldn't do something embarrassing does not mean a version I am playing would. Its like the internet, how many people type things that they would never say because of the anonymity filter --which is one reason I use my real face on my profile, it keeps me feeling that words have consequences. (Well, the rules of the forum play a part, lol)
 
the vilian gonna rue the day dial, spiderman, and Deadpool meet, they gonna annoy them to surrender...…… or the world if they open a talk show
 
the vilian gonna rue the day dial, spiderman, and Deadpool meet, they gonna annoy them to surrender...…… or the world if they open a talk show

Honestly, I feel like getting the three together would just turn into them arguing about what kind of banter they're going for. Deadpool wants a stream-of-consciousness comedy routine, Spider-Man's got the diss tracks ready to roll, and Dial prepared a bunch of jokes that only make sense if he's in a specific form at the time.
 
Hopefully deadpool doesnt exist :( as much as I love the guy the poor dude is a basket full of mental illness and has to live the rest of his existance with super cancer that horribly disfigured him.

Hopefully dial pulls a Frank on him and they can cure his cancer without resorting to BLAST HIM WITH RADIATION UNTIL HIS META GENE AWAKENS.

Though it would be a very blatant moment of stepping in to prevent a situation from occurring using meta knowledge and more then a bit suspicious on why they would cure this random merc of his cancer and not any other cancer patient in the world.
 
Though it would be a very blatant moment of stepping in to prevent a situation from occurring using meta knowledge and more then a bit suspicious on why they would cure this random merc of his cancer and not any other cancer patient in the world.

Probably the easier alternative to avoid awkward questions is to just make sure Weapon X gets shut down before Wade winds up there. Doesn't help Wade not die, but it does prevent him from being stuck with cancer until the heat death of the universe.
 
109
May 24, 2014

Steve and I stood in a room together, dressed in our uniforms and getting make-up put on us.

"I'm still not sure about this," Steve said nervously as a blushing young woman applied something to his cheeks.

"It's so that we look good on camera," I said wearily, hiding my own discomfort at the stuff that was getting applied to my eyes. "There are a million other things going on, so we gotta look nice."

"Not that you need it," the woman taking care of Steve's makeup said to him.

"Oh, thank you!" Steve said with a brilliant smile, the woman blushing a darker red.

"Why can't you be that nice to me, Jack?" I asked my make-up girl. She popped some bubble gum.

"You aren't as pretty as he is," she said with a grin.

"But I am pretty?"

"Yes, you're a beautiful young girl," Jack rolled her eyes, but I could tell she was grinning. I was breaking her cold, cold heart down.

"How are you so casual about this though?" I asked Steve. "I think this makeup thing is the only part you've been nervous about."

Steve shrugged. "I've been on stage before. Knocked out Hitler over 200 times."

"Oh yeah… any advice?" I asked Steve.

He grinned. "Yeah. Focus on the job, let the audience carry you instead of getting obsessed with what they think of you," he chuckled, white teeth sparkling. "I'll be honest, I prefer this to being in front of a camera by myself."

"You were in front of a camera by yourself? What for?" I asked.

"Some sort of videos for PE classes?" he frowned. "It was supposed to just be rehearsals, but they never called me back. Wonder how those videos went…"

"Dial, Captain America," someone walked into the room, looking at us nervously. "You're almost up."

"Yaaaaay," I said slowly and sarcastically, swallowing. God help me, what a cliche. I'd been enslaved less than a week ago, and I was still more nervous about this than I'd been while fighting in a stadium.

Maybe I'd be lucky and a supervillain would attack in the middle of the interview? It always happened in the comics.

"Come on," Steve chuckled, getting out of his chair and patting me on my shoulders, blue eyes flashing. "Let's go-"

"W-Wait!" the young woman who had been taking care of him ran to her purse, pulling out a piece of paper and scribbling something on it before rushing back to Steve and handing it to him. "H-Here! This is my number."

Steve stared at her like she'd changed into Frankenstrike. "I-"

"Just, you know," she brushed a lock of hair behind her ear. "In case you ever want to talk. Or get more makeup," she blushed harder somehow.

"Damn, Dani, that's a brave move," Jack teased.

"Steve, take the number," I said with a grin, pulling him along as he sputtered. "Don't worry, he'll call you!"

"H-Hold on!" Steve said just before the door closed on Dani's blushing and Jack's laughing. "I can't just call."

"Man, you've got to get over your aversion to technology," I teased, still pulling him along.

"That's not what's going on, and you know it," Steve mumbled, brushing me off. "I don't date people."

"Yeah, I know, Nat's noticed," I looked over at him and grinned. "You know, the number one question people ask celebrities is about their dating life."

"I'll deal with it," Steve said, looking annoyed. Then he gave me a pointed look. "You ready? Because as much of a comedy show as this is, he doesn't hold back. A lot of his questions will be the ones all Americans, the world really, will be asking us. Not all of them will be nice. This man has interviewed presidents after all."

Somehow, getting reminded of that was more calming than unnerving. If I saw this from the perspective of a fight I had to prepare for, as opposed to sitting in front of millions of people on television, it was a lot less hard to deal with. "Yeah. Yeah, I can handle it."

Steve patted my shoulder when we got to the edge of the stage, a kind look on his face. "Good. Thanks for being here, by the way."

"Maria asked me to," I chuckled. "But hey, it's like Sam said all those months ago. If Captain America needs help… Well, and you're my friend. I was all in from the start."

He patted my shoulder again and nodded firmly, then looked out at the stage. I shifted my shoulders, my armor clanking just a bit.

In an attempt to look more casual for this, I'd gone for a costume change. Rather than the full-body armor that had been destroyed in the Savage Land, my new armor only covered my chest and upper arms, like a metal t-shirt, leaving my arms bare at the elbows. A small hood was hanging off the back of my neck, ready to shift into a helmet if needed. I wore a pair of black jeans and some metal boots, black with green trim. It was my attempt to balance casual and tough.

Yes, I was trying to look cool. I mean, the armor was still functional, but appearance was everything today.

On stage, behind his desk, a pale-skinned man with white hair and blue eyes, was beginning to speak. "Welcome my guests tonight, two men who need no introduction, but I'm gonna do it anyway cause, you know, tradition," the crowd laughed and cheered. "The first, a living American legend, in every literal definition of that, Captain Steve Rogers, the leader of the Avengers! And with him, Mahmoud Schahed, a member of the Avengers and a bit of media sensation in his own right, the Universal Dial!"

Music began to play over loudspeakers and a nearby guy in a black polo with a headset gestured for us to walk forward. Steve came out first, and the applause was insane. I grinned at the bashful look on Steve's face, only to blush when I got a smaller, but still pretty loud applause for my own entrance.

We walked up to our host, walking past a screen displaying a map of the Earth next to the capitol building. Running along that screen, and two others, was a set of blue letters displaying the title of the show, with the actual logo prominently displayed on the host's desk.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

It was a little overwhelming, walking up to that desk as Jon got up and walked around to take Steve's hand, the two grinning and greeting each other. Then Jon came up to me and gave me a quick handshake as well, patting my back.

"Good to meet you," Jon said politely, chuckling.

"Dude, the honor is entirely mine," I said honestly, having to speak up over all the applause.

Jon gestured for us to sit before moving around to his own seat. He opened his mouth, only to stop and look over at the crowd. They were still cheering like crazy. When Steve looked over at them, they exploded, and he looked honestly touched.

It was really something, seeing a sea of faces from different backgrounds cheering for Captain America. Jon let it go on for a moment until everyone finally calmed down.

"Man, you guys never cheer like that for me," Jon joked.

Everyone laughed, someone letting out a 'whoop!'

"Sure, I've never stopped an alien invasion or defeated a decades-old terrorist organization but you have to admit I've done some impressive stuff myself. I have single-handedly protected the integrity of New York… pizza."

Everyone laughed again, and this time I joined in. Jon had gained some fame for his 'pizza rants'. His video on the fact Chicago-style wasn't real pizza was one of my favorite videos to watch.

"It's uh, it's great to have you guys on the show! How's it going, how are ya?" Jon asked us.

"Good, good," Steve answered with a brilliant smile. "We've been working hard, keeping busy. I came back from a mission a couple of days ago, that went very well."

"That's good to hear. And you, Mahmoud?"

"Oh, I haven't been working hard at all," I joked, getting a light chuckle. I swallowed nervously, trying my best to keep my eyes on Jon and not the people behind the cameras. "I mean, I'm still patrolling the city every day, but my last big mission ended a little rough, so I've been resting."

"Well, I'm sorry to hear that," Jon gave me a concerned look, though he covered it with a smile. "Still, here you guys are, safe and sound. You've been, like you said, keeping busy, staying on top of things. Avengers, uh, have a lot of traction, in the world today. Lot of questions being asked by a lot of people, most of which are about how many of you guys actually wear underwear under your uniforms."

Oh yeah, that was something that still got asked. Natasha thought it was hilarious.

"But uh, let's get into it, shall we," he looked me, then Steve, in the eyes. "One question people are asking is about the other superheroes in the world. First off, now, I'm not the kind of guy to accuse Captain America of working with commies," the audience laughed at that, and he took a moment to let them calm down while Steve and I sat awkwardly. "But you guys have apparently established a, uh, a pretty good relationship with the Winter Guard. Even have Fantasma, a former member, on your team now. But you guys have yet to foster relationships with other countries' super-teams, like that South Korean K-Pop one. Why Winter Guard in particular?"

Steve frowned, then looked at me. "I think it's best if Dial answers that question. He was one of the first Avengers to meet their team."

"Wow, way to put me on the spot, Steve," I said without thinking.

"Ouch," Jon joked. Still, he looked over at me.

I thought about it for a moment. "Well, would it be dumb if I said they just showed up first?"

"A little, but who am I to judge?"

I laughed along with the audience but continued. "Seriously though. We just both ended up stopping a crisis in the middle of Russia. Ivan Kragoff was threatening the lives of thousands, Alloy and I were called in to help with a team of BRIDGE agents. Russia happened to have its own team and we coordinated to stop the bad guys."

"And then took one of their team members on. Some people might see that as the Avengers, a private organization, approving the idea of government-sponsored superhero teams. I mean, I don't know how I feel about every country having its own group of people with above-human ability, sponsoring them at events and- oh right! Olympics! Never mind," Jon joked. He chuckled, shaking his head. "But really, how do you respond to people saying that the Avengers shouldn't have allowed Fantasma on the team?"

"They're idiots," I said immediately. The audience laughed. I relaxed a bit and leaned forward. "But honestly, Fantasma saved not just my life, but the lives of thousands. She's risked her life in combat, the way all Avengers have. For her in particular, she's a great person and I'm damn glad to have her back."

Steve leaned forward as well, drawing attention with ease. "As for the idea of government-sponsored teams, the Avengers policy on that is the same as BRIDGE's. The UN is still discussing the ruling on them, but thus far we have no issue with governments having their own teams. It is the right of all nations to build their defenses after all," Steve gestured around. "The Avengers are here to protect the world, not to rule it. We can't go around telling governments they aren't allowed to bolster their defenses."

"What about in the cases of nations that might use superhumans to oppress their people?" Jon asked pointedly. "I mean, if some dictator gets a bunch of super-strong guys together to force his nation to follow his rules, are you guys going to stand by because he's technically following his own rules?"

"No," Steve and I said at the same time. Steve looked at me and I gestured for him to continue. He nodded and spoke. "That is why I specified that we would follow the rules BRIDGE does. BRIDGE, in its current form, has rules in place on the treatment of superhumans and humans. We worked with them in the wake of their rebuilding to create those rules. They aren't perfect, and we're still working on them, especially in the case of younger superhumans that we find. But one of the rules is that superhumans being used to go against the Geneva Convention are treated like any other person," Steve said grimly.

"If we find out people are getting oppressed by superhumans, we stop it. We have to," I said. "It's complex of course since every situation is different. But generally, the Avengers only intrude when the rights of the innocent are being messed with. We don't care about people exercising their rights to protect themselves, only if they try to hurt the innocent."

"You're repeating yourself a bit, there," Jon pointed out. I felt a bit embarrassed at the laugh that followed that time. "Still, it does worry people. I mean, you, Steve, are the product of a government project to make super-soldiers. Same with the Hulk and Russia has been claiming the same for Vanguard. With more governments building up, trying to make their own teams of super-people, what if they start doing some more experiments? We're in the middle of a superhuman arms race. What happens if something goes wrong and a bad guy gets laser eyes? Or if something goes right, and they find a way to make us all Captain America? Because I'll be honest, I might be the first guy to sign up for the free six-pack abs," Jon said with a smile.

Steve stroked his chin. "Well, this was always going to happen. Even if we ignore me-"

"That's impossible, look at you," Jon said, the crowd cheering with a couple of women letting out some shouts of appreciation. Steve bashfully shook his head before continuing.

"I wasn't the first being in the world with more than human ability. Thor and the other Asgardians were on Earth before. Chernobog has said he was around the same time they were, with Thor agreeing. The 'demons' who showed up in Rio were always around, some superhumans have been found by SHIELD before this. If anything, the way the world is now is just things coming into the open. This, 'arms race' as you called it, was always happening. But now the public knows about it, and we all know how to respond and prepare for it. If the Rio Incident had happened before the Avengers, before BRIDGE and the superhumans we took on, we wouldn't have been able to mount anywhere the rescue and assault efforts we were able to."

"So, you're saying that random superhumans before were bad, because we didn't know about it. But superhumans now are good, because we can at least prepare and work around it?" Jon clarified.

"Basically, yeah."

"Well, that does bring up the point of the larger universe," Jon said. "Like you, Dial."

"Me?"

"No, the other Dial, back there," Jon chuckled. "Yes, you! Namely, that fancy watch… gauntlet?" he blinked at the Omnitrix. "Wait, did that thing change shapes or is it covered by armor?"

"Changed shape," I held it up.

He reached out to the Omnitrix, stopping just short of touching it. "Can I?"

"Sure," I moved my arm to let Jon take hold of the Omnitrix.

He took a hold of it, running his hands along the metal surface of the most powerful device in the world. "I got to be honest, I don't usually touch a guy's watch until the third date."

"You gonna respect me in the morning?" I snarked, Jon chuckling.

"So, this is the part that you-" he tapped the green dial, yelping when a hologram popped up. Swampfire's form stood over the watch, the audience gasping. I saw a few leaning in to watch. I twisted the dial to change over to Wildmutt, then let Jon take over. He hit a few Saur-Lords, then Blight, Sandrass, Upgrade, so on and so forth. "Wow. That is cool."

Jon released my arm and leaned back. "So, before you distracted me-"

"I distracted you?" I asked, blinking.

The talk show host smiled good-naturedly. "I was going to ask you about the aliens on there. People were worried enough about aliens when the Chitauri came down," his humor disappeared. "After 9/11, we thought New York had seen the worst. Then, a literal invasion of aliens came down from the sky. If it wasn't for you," he pointed at Steve. "And the other Avengers corralling and finishing them off, a lot more people might have died. So we already had a bunch of aliens with laser guns to worry about, with giant flying snakes to- hold on, my brain is trying to get over how crazy this sounds," Jon waved a hand. "Okay so. I was worried enough when they had laser guns and, bleh, giant armored flying snakes. Then, we find out Thor is an immortal alien with superpowers. And I was okay with that, because well, Thor's on our side, and so are the Asgardians, right?"

"Oh for sure," I said.

"But then, you showed up. And you told us that all of the things you could turn into were aliens."

"Well, they were at least sentient or sapient beings with DNA that is different from humans," I corrected.

"Eh, close enough. So now, we have to worry that, out in the galaxy, there are things like the aliens you can turn into. Diamond monsters, four-armed strongmen, plant monsters, tiger men. You've been called the Universal Dial. Some people have said you might as well be your own Avenger team," Jon shook his head. "If there are really entire planets full of aliens like the ones you can turn into, and let's say only around, two hundred or so are bad guys. That's still a lot of them to worry about."

Damn. This was delicate. Thankfully, Maria Hill had coached me for this exact question. A little artful lie.

"We actually don't have to worry about them," I said. "Because almost all the aliens in the Omnitrix are so far away that it would take even beyond light-speed for them to get to us in a century."

Jon frowned. "What do you mean?"

"The Omnitrix is a message in a bottle," I looked down at it. "According to it's files, it comes from a place where the aliens in it are numerous. There are aliens in our own neck of the woods, sure. But anything stored in the Omnitrix is way out of our way."

That was the story Maria had told me to tell. I'd suggested just saying all the aliens had gone extinct, but Maria preferred this one. That way she could justify things like arming up for aliens as powerful as, say, NRG.

I continued speaking. "Tony and I work constantly finding ways to counter the Omnitrix aliens. Meanwhile, Thor and his people have been keeping us informed on the aliens right next door."

"So what do we have to worry about there?" Jon asked.

"Classified," Steve said. When the audience let out noises of disappointment, he continued. "What I can say is that, generally, the aliens we know of tend to be around human level in terms of natural ability, though their technology is incredibly advanced. Many aliens are stronger than humans, but not so much that a skilled one, like Natasha or some of our other soldiers, can't defeat them in combat. Sure there are aliens out there with abilities we would call superpowers, but those are pretty rare all things considered. In fact, Dial's aliens are more like examples of me, physical peaks of species, so in reality, other members of said species are unlikely to be as strong in comparison even if we did meet."

"So then, all your aliens are basically alien Captain Americas," Jon said, pointing at my Omnitrix. "But most of the actual ones are more like, well, more like me, right?"

The audience laughed. Jon looked at them, an affronted look on his face. "What's so funny? I'll have you know I lifted five pounds today!"

Jon's comment left everyone in an uproar. Steve, chuckling, nodded.

"That's the basic gist. In the end, the one thing we have to remember is that despite our physical differences it is how we act that really matters. I used to be the weakest little kid in the world, but it was my character which made the people in charge decide to make me who I am today. The galaxy and even wider universe are pretty big and while I'm sure there are plenty of bad guys there are good guys as well. We know we aren't alone in the universe anymore so rather than be afraid of that fact let us embrace and adapt to it."

I felt compelled to join in, leaning forward. "A lot of people still have trouble telling the difference between SHIELD and BRIDGE. But there is a difference. And the big thing is the goals, which the Avengers agree with," I looked at Steve, who nodded. "We are not going to be afraid of the things out in the universe. Demons, aliens, superhumans, spies. We won't let them scare us. Instead, we're here to shine a light out there."

"There are good people, guys and girls like all of us, just trying to make a living. There are families trying to make a safe home for their kids, soldiers protecting people, nerds writing movies, novels, and video games-"

"Talk show hosts? Because I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of my current competition, let alone alien ones," Jon joked.

"Hey, probably a few out there," I grinned, then got back to the topic. "Point is, we have a lot of good things out there to see. The world we live in is scary. But it's also really awesome. Space travel is getting easier, technology has advanced, and superheroes have become a real-life thing. The Avengers and BRIDGE will keep everyone safe, putting everything we have into it," I couldn't help but clench my fists. "But we're also going to help everyone move forward."

"For both the superhuman and alien sides," Steve added. "If someone's kid is born with superpowers, we want that parent to know their child will be safe. That they won't be forced to become weapons, or treated like monsters."

"You realize that sounds, well, a little bit impossible," Jon said without a hint of humor. "You guys, as cool as you are, can't make guarantees. Bad things are going to happen. The Avengers can't always be there to stop it."

"...You're right," Steve said. There was a look on his face. It was the look of someone who had stood against empires, madmen, and gods, and not once faltered before them. "We aren't gods. We can't promise that we'll never fail. In the end, we're mortal, same as every other soldier in the world. But we're willing to do everything we can to defend the world. No matter what it takes, we'll keep everyone safe."

"It's naive," I admitted. "Hoping we can do it all. That we can inspire other heroes to rise up more and more, to join our ranks from Earth and the stars, and that we can make a peaceful world in all the chaos of the modern age. But we're willing to try. To reach out for the good and make sure to stop the bad."

I coughed. God, Steve was a lot better at these speeches. He was smiling at me for some reason. "As I said, our hopes seem naive if you don't see all the work we've been doing to back them up. But the thing is, our naive hopes are held up by the Hulk."

Loud cheers erupted at that name, with a few people calling out 'Hulk Smash!'

Jon's smile became very wicked. "Actually, speaking of the Hulk. You and She-Hulk. Spill."

"Ah shit," I said on national television.

"What, is the Hulk that bad as an in-law?" Jon joked.

"Absolutely, and you can tell Bruce I said that," seriously, he'd chased me through the damn tower. "But honestly, we are dating. It's going really well. I really like her," I smiled a bit. "And she's amazing."

"Awwww," some people in the crowd crowed, a few catcalls followed.

"Man, I was hoping for something spicier," Jon said. His eyes went to Steve. I could see him opening his mouth to ask Steve the question. 'How about you, Captain America, who are you dating?' He was just about to say it when Steve, with the speed and intelligence of a super-soldier, intercepted him.

"Hey, who wants to see Dial transform?" Steve asked the crowd. A loud cheer filled the room, claps sounding out.

"Yeah, I'd like to see that, let's have a look!" Jon joined in.

I gave Steve a level look, and he shrugged, completely unashamed. "Sure, I'm down. But after that, Steve is doing backflips."

As I got up, the cheers resounded again. I moved over to the clearest area of the stage and flipped through the Omnitrix menu before I reached an alien I thought would make a good impression. Plus, I wanted to show people something new.

And I had just the big guy to do both.

Pressing down on the watch, a green flash filled the air. When it was done, my skin was replaced with dark green scales. The scales going from the top of my head to run along my spine and tail, the back of my arms, on my chest, and the front of my lower legs, were all much thicker than my other scales, all colored a pale brown to contrast with the smoother green. The first time I'd turned into this alien, I couldn't help but think he was the mixture of mint and milk chocolate.

I also had two feet on Four Arms, which meant I filled the space on the stage almost entirely. I was crouched over, but still almost touched some of the metal struts running along the top of the studio. This was my Brontosaurus-Saur-Lord form.

"Whoa!" Jon shouted, shocked. Several people in the crowd shouted in surprise as well, one woman screeching.

"Hey, it's cool! It's cool!" while my voice was deeper than before, it wasn't as bad as you would think for such a big alien. I held up a hand to gesture for everyone to calm down. "Still me! It's okay!"

Everyone slowly calmed down as I grinned, my teeth big and flat.

"That is just, well, a very big man. Warn a guy before you give us a heart attack!" Jon clutched at his chest exaggeratedly.

"Eh, it just means I have big guts," I quipped. Huh, maybe I should see what the Doom franchise is up to in this universe. "This form is brand new. I'm still coming up with a name for him. Any suggestions?"

"Gigasaur!" someone shouted. Damn, that's good.

"Littlefoot!" someone was extremely cultured.

"Longneck!" that was boring.

"Humungousaur!" I wish. I love that giant growing tank dino.

"Brontoroarus!" someone added. It was a teenage girl, barely older than Ruby. I pointed her out of the crowd.

"I like that one. Mind if I take it!"

She laughed, nodding so fast her pink-dyed hair was a blur.

"Okay, here's another new one. He's got a name already," I tapped the Omnitrix symbol, which was on my belt in this form. In a flash of light, I shrank down massively, growing a couple limbs. My green scales became a yellow carapace, and my long shrank back into my body, my jaws moving to be split in the middle.

"Ball Weevil!"

"Wish you'd started with this one," Jon said, looking down at me.

I chuckled a bit. "Well, I wanted to start big. Check this out!"

With some effort, I created a very small ball of goo from my insectoid mouth, a couple of people gagging at it. Yeah, Ball Weevil's power is slightly gross, but the fun would make up for it. Thankfully the producers of the show had given me permission for the little show.

Creating a couple more balls, as thin and weak as I could, I tossed the balls upward. In a crack of green smoke, they exploded, getting some loud shouts before the cheers started.

"Don't worry, it's completely safe," I said in my squeaky cute voice. "No stronger than a pop-rock. Steve!"

I created three more and tossed it to him. Steve caught them out of the air, juggled them for a couple of seconds, then tossed them upwards, where they exploded once again.

A cheer exploded outwards. I tapped the Omnitrix and returned to human form, grinning at the audience. I gave a bow. Cheesy, I know, but still fun.

As I moved around to sit back down, Jon looked back at the camera. "All righty, well we're gonna have to cut to commercial-"

Loud boos followed.

"What, I need to pay the bills too!" Jon said to the audience good-naturedly, getting another chuckle. "Anyways, we'll be right back, with more of the Avengers!"

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Author's Note: This chapter was honestly odd to write. I must have watched a thousand interviews involving Jon to try and get him right.

I had to balance him asking hard-hitting questions without him being unreasonable about things, Dial being a bit nervous, but not exactly sweating profusely, and Steve being the calm and relaxed one.

It made sense to me that Steve would be better in front of a crowd than Dial. Steve has long since gotten over the concept of stage fright. But I also thought it would make sense to comment on his awkwardness in those gym videos from Spider-Man: Homecoming being because he's used to playing for a crowd, rather than a camera.

As for the questions, I didn't have enough room to really justify every question Jon would want to ask the duo. If you guys like, you can imagine the other questions that got asked.

If you don't know Jon Stewart, I highly recommend looking him up. While he is known for his comedy, he actually does really damn well as a reporter, asking hard questions, nailing people to the wall when he needs to, and making sure New York Pizza remains the pure bastion of society that it really is.

Next chapter though, Dial and Steve return to the tower, where Dial meets a coven of witches. Don't worry, two of them are his friends.
 
Nice!
BrontoRoarus eh? neat.

I wonder if the whole "Ark" function of the Omnitrix would be allowed to be public knowledge?
 
I'm pretty sure to some individuals, being interviewed by Jon Stewart would be a big nerd moment. That is all I will say on the topic.
EDIT: OK, one more addition, now I wonder how other talk show hosts like Colbert or Conan would go about interviewing either these two superheroes, or superheroes in general.
 
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The rest of the interview had its ups and downs. Jon Stewart really let us have it. Honestly, there were some things we just couldn't argue against.

Like at one point, Jon asked us about the big problem. The one that had been at the back of my mind for a while.

"Now, let's talk about HYDRA," Jon said. His voice was full of quiet resolve. "Namely that, well, they're still out there, aren't they?"

Steve and I stilled. I looked over at him. Steve was looking very grim. His shield bounced slightly as he shifted his shoulders.

"Yeah, they are," I said. "Our last battle with them, we took out a huge number of their resources. We caught Abomination and Aberration, got back an Asgardian relic, rescued prisoners, took out dozens of Centipede soldiers. But the small portion that escaped are still out there."

"And they've been causing damage," Jon pointed out. "The Chinese government released a statement that an attack on a tech lab in their nation was orchestrated by some brainwashed ex-BRIDGE agents."

"Two of our best," Steve said softly.

"So I know I can't ask what your plan is, since, you know, they might be watching," Jon turned to look at the camera. "By the way, fuck you HYDRA, just in case you are."

The crowd laughed, some brazen insults coming from the audience and even a cameraman.

"But what's the gist of your responses to them? How does it make you feel, Captain America, knowing they're out there?"

Steve rested his arms on the desk. "Well, we're responding the way we are with all threats. We've been working on ways to track them down, ways to fight back. I know several Avengers, Tony for example, have been training and arming up. But when it comes to how I feel, that's a tough question to answer."

"HYDRA is something I feel like I've been fighting my entire life. Their mandate, the idea that the people cannot be trusted with their own freedom, is one Americans and the rest of the world has been battling for centuries. They want to force all of us to live a certain way. To sacrifice our individuality for a world where they make decisions for us."

"To some, that can be considered good. The idea of that sort of unity can be attractive. But I can't condone that when I've seen the cost. When I've seen men and women tortured, brainwashed, killed, because HYDRA does not see humanity. Only resources to be expended."

"That's the war we're fighting. A war to make sure the next generation has the right to build the world as they want."

"But you still can't find them?" Jon asked.

"We can," I cut in. "It'll just take some time. We don't want to just stop them. We want them to be done," I felt my throat clench. "There was a place. Where the 'failed' experiments of HYDRA were kept. There were animals there, sure. But there were also people. People from all walks of life. People who were hurt in ways you don't want to imagine."

I looked at Jon. He swallowed. "We haven't caught them. But we're coming after them."

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After that interview, Steve and I went into a car headed back to the tower. We sat quietly for a while.

"You're heading out with me and Bucky today, right?" Steve asked me.

"Yeah," I said.

"You really think he'll agree?"

"Maybe. If he doesn't, I have options. But I don't have time to wait. I need to train for the unstoppable. For things that will push me to do the impossible. I need to outthink and outfight everything, in all my alien forms. I still want to train with you guys. But it's time I forced the Omnitrix through its paces."

Steve seemed troubled. "I'll respect that decision. For now. I guess you aren't the only one doing it, right?"

"No," I looked over at Steve. "Fantasma's planning to speak to Agatha Harkness about taking lessons. Creel is going to revisit his old boxing haunts, starting from scratch with his training."

"Is he?" Steve cocked his head.

"Yep. Bruce and Jen are coming with me. Tony's working on his new suit. Maria is meeting with a few new assets. X and Jarvis are helping Tony, Nat and Clint are visiting some of their old war buddies I think. Sam is going with Maria."

I frowned. "Huh. I guess ALL of us are trying to find some way to either get stronger personally or help the Avengers and BRIDGE get stronger."

"I can guess why," Steve said slowly. "Even Bucky and I are planning something after these little trips of ours."

"Because HYDRA has lasted long enough, right?" I looked over at Steve.

He nodded, blue eyes flashing. "I won't lie. This will be tough. Even if we bring in every hero, soldier, and weapon we can, I think HYDRA is going to have one last trick up their sleeve. We can't be overconfident."

"But we can over-prepare," I raised my right arm, the Omnitrix glowing there. "HYDRA is a distraction, Steve. We have a lot more to worry about than those idiots."

We came to a stop at the tower. Thanking the driver, Steve and I got out of the car, walking up the steps to enter the main lobby. When we passed the receptionist, she called out.

"Oh, Mr. Schahed, Mr. Rogers! I have messages for you!"

We walked up to her, getting two slips of paper. I frowned. "Agatha wants to talk to me about… I guess Fantasma asked her, huh? What's on yours?"

"Bucky and I have been given approval to take you and Jen along for the good-will mission," Steve said softly. "We'll be visiting the potential recruits."

"Damn," I grinned. "That's gonna be fun. I always wanted to visit Greece."

"I'm glad you're coming too," Steve flashed a smirk. "I'm worried about how many people we meet will just be trying to get publicity, rather than actually trying to help."

"I get that. But if they're useful enough and they follow orders, we'll kind of have to take them on, ya know?"

Steve's smirk got a little bigger. "Yeah, but they'll be on your team. So you get to deal with it."

"Cheeky bastard," I punched him on the shoulder, getting a laugh. "Okay, I better head up to meet Agatha. You wanna come?"

"No, Bucky and I are gonna walk around New York before we all head out. See how many of our old haunts are around. And if we end up finding trouble, well," he chuckled. "I guess we'll see what happens."

Dope. Captain America and Nomad, running around New York City reminiscing and taking down drug dealers. That's the kinda thing comics love.

"Well, if you end up needing help, my quantum comm will be on," I promised. "Later!"

"Later!"

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I was in the elevator for a few floors before the doors opened. I was surprised to see Scarlet Witch standing there, wearing her red coat. The long-haired brunette looked just as surprised to see me.

"Oh, hello Mahmoud," her accent was starting to fade, but there was still a hint of it when she said my name. She entered the elevator, went to hit a button, only to stop, her finger hovering over the already lit button.

Now, I'm a savvy comic book fan. Wanda was about to press on the button to the floor I was headed to, where Agatha had established her offices. Wanda had been trained in the comics by Agatha. No need to be a genius to figure out what was happening.

That did bring up something to mind.

"So your transfer is official?" I asked Wanda as she moved to stand next to me.

She gave me a bright smile. "Yes! I'm an Avenger now," she reached into her pocket and pulled out a card, showing it to me. An Avengers Identicard. "Provisionally, of course," she said. "BRIDGE is allowing me to work with you all as part of my sentence. I still have to make up for a lot. But I'm willing to do whatever I can to redeem myself," Wanda looked down at the card with a determined smile.

"Well, good to have you," I patted her on the shoulder and smiled. "You were born to be an Avenger. What about Pietro?"

Her smile became sad. "Oh. He didn't want to come along."

"Really?" I blinked, surprised.

"Yes. Pietro likes being part of the Grapplers," Wanda said, using the unofficial name for her old team. Funny how everyone called them that. "I did too, but… I want to do more good. More for the world."

"Well. You'll get to see him a lot," I said as gently as I could.

"Yes," she was still staring at her identicard, the smooth red square seeming to give her some comfort. She put it away, then looked up at me. "You're going to visit Mrs. Harkness as well?"

"That I am."

"Hm," she brushed back her hair. "I'm not sure why she wanted to speak to me-"

The elevator stopped on another floor. When the doors slid open, Fantasma was standing there. The Russian witch blinked at the sight of us, then smiled when we met eyes.

"Mahmoud!"

"Heya," I grinned at my friend. "I guess we're headed to the same place, huh?"

"Mrs. Harkness?" when Wanda and I nodded, her smile was positively radiant, purple irises glittering. "It's so exciting. I'll finally have a real teacher! Um, if she isn't a fake, of course."

"You're worried about that?" I asked as she moved to stand next to me, leaving me in between two of the most powerful women in the world.

"It's happened before," Fantasma sighed. "Charlatans and idiots," she hissed in Russian, the Omnitrix translating.

"Well, she's the real deal," I said confidently.

"Why does she want to speak to me, then?" Wanda asked, a befuddled look on her face.

"You don't want to talk to her?" Fantasma asked, the shorter woman looking around me at Wanda. "Your own magic is quite potent, maybe she wants to help you with it?"

"But… I don't have magic?" Wanda said/asked.

The doors of the elevator opened. We stepped out into our destination.

The Avengers Tower had 93 floors. The arc reactor under the tower, floor 1 to 78 for the actual running of the Tower, and the others for saving the world. Except 81, which was for partying. Agatha was on floor 87. The floors were made of smooth marble, and she'd laid out some tasteful rugs. A large wooden desk rested in the center, a skull from some animal I didn't recognize sitting on it. Another smaller table sat next to a bookshelf. Tarot cards were floating gently over that table, flipping from one to another. There was a spice rack with large jars clearly labeled things like 'hawthorne', 'salt', and 'breath of fish'.

Agatha Harkness turned to look at us. She looked across us. She looked a lot like Maggie Smith. Younger, but still sharing similar features.

For some reason, I felt compelled to stop just before Fantasma and Wanda did. The two of them continued up to Agatha. As they did, my eyes panned over to the desk of Tarot cards. One floated up and caught my attention. The image of a tower on fire as lightning struck it, two people falling headfirst from it. Well, that's ominous.

"Fantasma," Agatha said, focusing on my friend. "You have been left far too long without guidance. So long that even now, you feel as though I might be yet another false hope. Don't you?"

Fantasma's lips twisted into a frown.

"That is good," Agatha said. Ebony strolled over to me, rubbing along my legs as I watched them. "Magic, despite what others may think, is not something one should delve into with a willingness to simply accept every little half-stated rambling as pure fact. Still, I suppose I must show you," Agatha said waving a hand.

And suddenly, the whole room shifted. I yelped in surprise as the area around us got bigger and bigger, then opened and moved around, like something out of a nightmare. Fantasma gasped in amazement, while Wanda looked around.

"That I am no charlatan," she said pointedly. The wall behind her opened, revealing New York City beyond. Soon we were standing alone on a platform above the city. No. In between the city, because good lord New York was split in half!

"Oh god, this is just like," I tried to think of the movie. "Inception. This is Inception."

"You're real," Fantasma whispered. She was crying, staring around her. "This. This feels like-"

"The energy you have felt within you. For your entire life, I imagine," Agatha walked over to Fantasma, smiling for the first time. "I do not know what you must have gone through, child. Knowing what you know, scraping together what knowledge you could. You have a singular talent. As do you, Wanda Maximoff."

Wanda was staring at her, uncomprehending. "I… this is magic?"

"Indeed," Agatha moved over to Wanda, while Fantasma looked over at me trying to not just smack the Omnitrix and start finding a way out. "You must feel it, yes? The power within you, calling out to the mirror dimension as we stand within it?"

"But… my powers aren't magic."

"Not as such. Not in the way Fantasma or myself may see it. But, my dear, your powers tap into the same fundamental forces as the arcane powers we wield. Therefore, you could benefit from some tutelage before you accidentally turn some poor idiot into a footstool!" she said with a small huff.

"I can't do that," Wanda said weakly.

"Oh?" Agatha raised a hand. From her palm, a small bolt of green lashed out.

Wanda blocked it with a red power, the green floating about her. As we watched, the red and green energy floated about together. Wanda's eyes widened when the green slowly shifted to match her own energy.

"Magic," Agatha released a gentler wave of energy, which split in two to dance over to Wanda and Fantasma. The two younger women looked at each other. Hesitantly, they reached out. The green hues shifted to purple and red, flowing into their control. "The energy of dimensions beyond our own, flowing and ebbing between the planes. And you both have talent in controlling it."

Fantasma twisted her energy to turn the magic into a circle. Wanda let it go from one hand to the other, staring in fascination at it.

Meanwhile, I was feeling really left out of all this. I looked down at Ebony the cat. "You wouldn't happen to know why I'm here?"

Ebony meowed and gave me a look cats give to stupid people.

Agatha turned to walk over to the edge of the platform. Below us, the Brooklyn Bridge was melding with the Washington Bridge. The energy Fantasma and Scarlet Witch were playing with faded into the air.

Fantasma looked at Wanda. The Sokovian seemed like she was going through an existential crisis. Fantasma looked at Agatha. "You will teach us?"

"Only if you answer my question. And I would like the young man to join in... What do you wish for your futures?" Agatha asked softly. "With the immense power you will one day hold. What is the world you envision ahead of you?"

Um.

That was a hell of a question. Mostly because I kind of knew what a lot of futures of the Marvel universe could end up being. Both the good and bad of those. But Agatha was asking what I saw for myself with my powers…

Fantasma answered first. She stepped forward on those high heels of hers. "I want to know more. I want to learn about the universe, about myself," she clenched her fists at her side. "My whole life, I have felt ignorant. About my power, my history. About the world. I want to know so much more."

"Knowledge… a dangerous wish, to be sure," Agatha looked at Wanda. "And you?"

"...my actions led to the death of many good men and women. I want to atone for that," Wanda's eyes flashed red. "If I can learn enough to help more people. Maybe one day, I can wash the blood from my hands."

"Redemption…" Agatha didn't comment further on that. Instead, she looked at me.

"I mean. I'm just happy to be here?" I said weakly.

She gave me a very unimpressed look. Fantasma giggled while Wanda smirked.

"That's not entirely a joke," what do you want from me lady? "I just want to keep using my power to make the world better. What else can I say? ...Wait. I guess there is one thing," the thought popped into my head unbidden. "I'd like to visit my family. To let them know I'm okay. Beyond that I want to keep the multiverse and my friends safe. Build a world that I can feel sure will be happy and healthy."

"...Hm," Agatha looked at Fantasma and Scarlet Witch. "I can teach you both. Show you how to use your power in ways that would boggle the mind. But it will take time. Discipline. And most of all, a willingness for failure," she said. "You will fail. Over and over, until you feel your mind crushed beneath your own imperfections. And that is the path to mastering magic. To turn the raw ore you are into the steel you can become."

She clapped. And the world slammed back into normality, just as we had been surrounded by dozens of subway trains flying around us. I stared around the now normal office.

"When do we start?" Fantasma asked eagerly.

"After I speak with your friend," Agatha looked over at me.

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She led me into another room. As soon as the door closed, she looked at me.

"You are not from this dimension," she said matter-of-factly.

"Nope," why lie? Clearly she was seeing things about me in that weird magic sense all types like her had.

"But you have none of the power of the Nexus about you," she frowned. "Who left you here, young man?"

"...A time-traveling, dimension-hopping, mad man with a stopwatch," I explained.

"Did he have a police box?" she gave me a smirk when I stared at her in surprise. "What? Am I not allowed to watch television?"

Fair point.

"You don't know why you were left here, do you?" she asked.

I shook my head. I couldn't fathom any reason why I was here. Why I had been chosen to wield an Omnitrix, left in a Marvel universe to fend for myself. Why had Paradox done it?

Agatha seemed just as dissatisfied as I was. "How troublesome," she reached out to her side. A walking cane flew into her hand. With a flourish, she pointed it at me, her eyes hard. "Let us see what I can find out."

Flickers of light flowed out of my chest. Like blue streams. She ignored them, speaking. "How uncouth. Someone took advantage of the aftermath of the Convergence to shove you into our world… but now there is something else…" she dismissed the blue streams. "I will need more study to discover why you were brought here, Mahmoud Schahed. But since your arrival, time has been in flux. Things that would only have come to light years or even decades from now are already beginning to move."

"Tell me something I don't know," I snarked. "I'm not trying to do this, Mrs. Harkness."

"Yes, you are," she snapped. "You simply cannot leave well enough alone. I would not have met Wanda today. Instead, it would have been nearly a decade from now. More than that. I suspect you have had effects on the past itself."

"Wait, what!?" I stared at her. "How can I affect the past? Am I going to time travel?"

"Time is not as solid as you believe," Agatha slammed the tip of her cane on the floor. An image floated in between us. A blue orb floated in space, a trailing yellow light behind it. "Space-time is the present, the now, moving through the endless void. And the events of the now have an effect on the trail left behind…"

The image of Captain America speaking to Bucky appeared in the blue orb. As I stared, the trail the orb left flowed and shattered, reforming. Another scene floated off the trail, showing a skinny Steve at a small harbor alone. Then it shifted to show Bucky there with him, the pair laughing.

"However, what I am using is a small example," Agatha said. "The events must have weight to capture the past in their wake… What do you think, Dial, happens when an outsider from another universe starts interfering with his new home? Making world-changing decisions?"

An image appeared. Me, standing with the Avengers. And the trail of the past turned to sparks.

"The past-" I whispered.

"It shifts. It slides. The future as well. This is the problem of the multiverse. Our timeline, as you know it, is different from the one that once was. Young children have become teens, the bodies of men and women have shifted. Even Fantasma and her fellow Winter Guard are entirely different from what I would have predicted," her eyes stared across from me. "Your interference has irrevocably changed the things for so many. Try as I might, I cannot predict what these changes will bring."

"Oh… So then, you're kinda in the same boat as the rest of us," I pointed out. Then I sighed. "I don't know what you want me to do about this. I mean, are these changes-"

"They are stabilizing now," Agatha said, waving her hand to dismiss the illusion she'd created. "I am simply showing you what the consequence of your arrival is. You must ask yourself, Mahmoud. Who benefits from this chaos in your wake? The walls between the realms have rarely been as thin as they are now."

She looked at the door we'd entered through. "It is why I agreed to train these young women. They, more than most, will be vulnerable to those beyond our world who would attack us. But you must be just as vigilant. The mere truth of your existence, and the consequences of what you've done, will attract enemies."

I thought about that. Then I sighed. "Yeah. What else is new?"

"The Nexus," she added. "You knew of it?"

I nodded.

"Then I must wonder… how many other secrets do you know of, that I might wish to know?"

And suddenly, I got reminded that Agatha Harkness, while generally a good person, was also a badass witch who had been alive for centuries, killing and surviving things beyond mortal powers. I swallowed at the look she gave me. So I did what I always did when I got nervous.

"Well, I know you look drop-dead gorgeous when you're not pretending to look like this."

I made a joke.

Agatha blinked. Then she laughed, shaking her head. "Well. That's very flattering, young man."

I grinned. "Thanks… How about this? I'll trade you some of the info I have. But in return, I want help with something."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. See, my sword broke a while back, and I'm trying to make a replacement. I was thinking of making something kind of special. Maybe I could trade you for some help of the hocus-pocus variety?"

When she looked at me for a long moment, I continued speaking.

"I mean, I can't promise you everything. But I'm pretty sure I know about some magical threats you might not. Things you can take advantage of… But nothing that will hurt innocent people. If I find out, for any reason, you used something I told you to kill people. Or worse than kill. Then I'm going to hunt you down and shove you into hell."

She quirked an eyebrow. "Really? Do you have any idea who you're threatening, young man?"

"I absolutely do... How about you?" I glanced at the Omnitrix. So did she.

"...Very well," she held out a hand. I took it, only to wince when she summoned a tiny knife and cut it across my palm. With a wave, a piece of paper flew over. She sliced her own palm and placed it against the paper, blood pouring against it. She held it there for a moment. When she pulled it away, a bloody palmprint lay there.

"You as well. I would not have you be dishonest. I imagine you want the same reassurance."

"Huh. Fair," I placed my own hand. I could feel my blood flowing out of the cut she'd made, tracing along the piece of paper. When I took it away, my own handprint lay on top of hers. "So, we blood siblings now?"

"Don't be cute," she said simply.

The door opened behind me. When Agatha and I looked, Fantasma was staring at us nervously. "Uh, Mrs. Harkness? You might want to-"

"Hey, she's in there?" Tony popped up behind Fantasma, giving us a smile. "Hey, Fanboy. Good to see ya."

"Tony?" I looked behind him. "Bruce."

"Yeah, uh, hi," Bruce waved a little. "Sorry about-"

"We wanted to see the magic," Tony said without a hint of shame. Bruce facepalmed.

"Hm?" Agatha seemed unperturbed by that. She walked out of the room, right past Tony and Fantasma. "I suppose you can watch."

"Good. So how will this work?" Tony asked, looking on as Agatha walked over to her bookshelf. "We're going to watch you make potions? Learn some Latin? Sacrifice a virgin? Sorry Dial."

I blinked. Tony thought I was a virgin? Huh.

"You talk quite a lot, for such an intelligent man," Agatha looked at him.

"Hey, this is pretty unprecedented for me," Tony calmed slightly. "Seriously. I just want to see what I need to prepare for."

Bruce, Wanda, Fantasma, and I watched as the brilliant tech inventor locked eyes with the ancient witch.

"...The Earth should be grateful to have such diligent defenders," Agatha said.

"Should. Usually isn't," Tony snarked.

"As it has always been," Agatha narrowed her eyes. "Will I have to deal with nonsense about how magic isn't real while I teach my students?"

Tony shook his head. "No. I'm not blind. But I also know that if it is real, there have to be rules. And I'm a damn fast learner."

"Quite," Agatha looked at Bruce.

"I'm in the same boat he's in," Bruce said immediately. "If magic is real, the Avengers might have to deal with it. I'd like to make sure we can handle it."

"Very well," Agatha looked at me. "Then I suppose the session will begin. But you have somewhere to be. Say hello to the son of Zeus from me."

With that, she waved a hand. An image like shattering glass ran across my friends, then faded, taking them along.

"...So that's what it looks like," I said softly. I turned and walked to the elevator, thinking.

Agatha's speech about time wasn't entirely a surprise to me. After all, everyone knew about the problem of Marvel's sliding timescale. The constant retcons for example. In the comics, a lot of characters had backstories tied to the Vietnam War and Cold War, when they had been written. But as time went on, their histories changed to reflect the times. Punisher went from a Vietnam vet to an Iraqi/Afghanistani one. Tony got his armor after a Communist leader attacked him, but later it was retconned to be a terrorist...

Just like in this universe.

Was it because of me? How much had changed in the wake of my showing up here?

Paradox, what did you do, man? Why drop me off here?

There was enough on my plate without wondering how my presence affected the past, let alone the future. Then again, maybe Agatha was wrong?

I entered the elevator, thinking quietly. Whatever the case, the fact was, the past wasn't my problem. Only the future I could make. At least, until Paradox's plan, whatever it was, made itself known.

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Author's Note: If this story was an anime, this would be the training arc. The arc where the heroes start scrapping together every ally they have while also finding new teachers and paths to increase their strength. Dial is on his way to meet one of those of course, but there is more.

As for Agatha's speech about the sliding timescale, it's something canon to Marvel. I am not making this up on my own. I stole it from Galactus' speech.

I figured it would be best coming from Agatha, since she's sometimes been tied to Galactus' mythos and thus it's a cool shout-out. But the general concept can be described in the below photos.

It's supposed to explain why only 17 years have passed in the Marvel universe, why there are so many future timelines and whatnot.

Me, I'm using it to cover my ass for having different actors, backstories, and other things whenever I bring in a character that the MCU might use later. Take that how you will.

As for the Jon Stewart interview, I'm planning to write some more stuff to it and release it as it's own big chapter. I didn't want the interview to take up too much of the main story, which is going to be focused on this training thing. But I'm still going to make sure Jon asks as many questions as he can.
 
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