AN: I couldn't help it. I can't stand leaving it on an odd number. Now I'm done for sure...for a while.
20 – Muppet
"Tell you of your father, Obi-Wan did not," Yoda murmured quietly.
He had been slowing down more and more on the journey to his little hut. Seriously though based on what the Rddington's sensors were showing his body was steadily dying but for some reason a force was keeping him from just outright collapsing. Maybe even the capital F force. He really must want to get this conversation out of the way before he does his fun little disappearing into the ether thing.
"He told me enough, he told me Vader killed him," is Luke's resolute response.
Haha, his face is all solemn and serious. Basically the opposite of his angry passionate wailing that would have taken place on Bespin. I guess a few extra months of Jedi training go a long way…when the super famous Yoda is being your personal teacher. The two of them are all crouched together and whispering as if the Reddington's audio sensors aren't powerful enough to hear the weird ass sounds of this swamp planet for at least three hundred yards out. There are things moving around in the dank waters of this place that shouldn't have been able to function.
Probably force related.
Too bad I can't learn the force…should I have been capitalizing it as the Force this whole time? Not sure on that. There was that droid in the books who it was suggested was capable of learning the force. Also those weird sentient crystals that were capable of using it – the Iron Knights. Now where was that…can't recall right now, not while my attention is split between paying attention to this conversation and spreading my economy over Hub in perpetuity.
I'm kidding.
I'm a Theta Commander.
Of course I can spin off thought threads and multitask enough to deal with everything I'm doing right now. Cubes ad infinitum,
Executor is hunting for SSD's to eat up, and me? I'm scanning backwards to my memory of that time I looked up all of the various force organizations that were mentioned in a certain fic involving Kyle Katarn going back in time to the Clone Wars. I can see myself scrolling up and down the wiki pages even now. It's always weird examining my own memories as a Commander, it's all in weird crystal clear image even though a memory from an organic standpoint would have been somewhat fuzzy.
"No, no! That's impossible!"
And there goes the revelation.
Anyway, the Iron Knights.
Silicon based crystals on the planet Orax. Capable of using the force. Inhabited droid bodies to allow them mobility. The question of course is…could I replicate that? If I could create synthetic versions of those crystals would it be possible for me to use the Force? Furthermore
should I ever gain access to it? I'm under no illusions to my nature. I cause death on a massive scale when I choose to make my moves in the galaxy. That sounds like something the Dark Side would revel in…and I don't think I want to see a Commander corrupted by the Dark Side of the force. I might be able to handle it, I might not. Yeah.
No, no Force for me. Ah well.
At least the Mega Yard is doing well. I think that – and Luke is running out of the hut all of a sudden.
"Be back, he will. Now, as for
you."
I turn my head to look at the little green guy who has taken to laying on his bed and wheezing.
"
Sup muppet."
"No droid, are you."
Man. Even at this stage of…whatever is killing him, I can almost feel the threat radiating off of him. With the Force he might even be able to do something to the Reddington but I see no reason to needlessly antagonize him.
"Sure I am, old man. I'm a droid. And a ship. And so much more. But I did come here to aid the Rebellion against the Empire, and for that…"
"A Jedi is needed, to face the Sith, mmm?" he bobbles his head so hard I'm afraid it'll fall off.
"Well,
" I wave one of my hands in the air,
"I'm pretty sure I could take them. Not without undue casualties and collateral damage though. Better for young Skywalker to fulfill his destiny and all that, you know?"
"Hmph. Great and terrible things, you have done."
My mental smile just slipped a little there.
"Great and terrible things, you will
do."
I really don't like how ominous and creepy his voice is getting there.
"You sound like Ollivander,
" I try to inject some levity in my voice but I don't know if it's worked.
Then all of a sudden the oppressive atmosphere in the hut disappears as he scoffs again.
"Hmph! Quiet yourself, shadowy thing. Conserve strength, I must. Last conversation with my student, mmm?"
Right.
He's still dying.
"You…want me to wait outside?"
He doesn't even use words this time, just sort of nods.
"Right-o."
It only takes a few more minutes for the Jedi to come trudging back, covered in sweat and swamp brush. He looks at me only for a moment before heading inside, which is fine I guess. No need to say hello or anything.
"Politeness costs nothing you know," I muttered.
Five minutes later…and I can
feel the shift. Weather patterns all across Dagobah flicker and whirl, the light and shadow of the planet actually start moving around on the planet…and the sensor baffling that the
Golden Boy was suffering disappears entirely. I knew that this place was dark side and that Yoda was using that as a shield but I didn't know it would be like
that. He'd actually manipulated the Force to
increase the dark side on this planet to better hide the light underneath.
Huh.
Luke exits the door and there is a look of serene determination on his face. Also a second lightsaber…which is new. Is that Yodas? Anyhow, he turns to me, and nods once.
"You wanted to meet the Rebellion?"
"Yep. As well as get you back into their ranks. I figure they could use a Jedi doing things rather than hanging out in a swamp."
A small smile passes his lips before his expression smooths over again. For a moment he closes his eyes and just sort of stands there before opening them again.
"I know where to go."
Does he? Does he really? I didn't detect any gravitational fluctuations or any of the other phenomena that I've slowly begun associating with the usage of the Force.
"You sure?"
"Just follow me, Theta. R2?"
A pile of garbage moves and almost startles me. As the little blue and grey astromech droid starts shaking off a rather significant amount of moss and algae I stare at it. Huh. Luke chuckles and begins helping clean the droid off but I'm rather sure he can make it to his X-wing without dying on the way.
"I'll meet you in orbit."