I'll be honest. You don't have enough gun.

Did some quick math based on your numbers - taking the standard rhomboidal pyramid of an SSD, you have a surface area of 875902 square kilometres.

Assuming that 10% of that surface area is taken up by other items like death star turrets, you have a lonely total of... 1.27 turbolaser banks and 2.54 laser cannons per square kilometre.

Upping the percentage of surface area taken up by miscellaneous things to 50%, you still only have 2.28 turbolaser banks and 4.57 lasers per square kilometre.

In conclusion:

Not enough gun.

We'll fix it in post :V

Edit: fixed. Now it specifically acknowledges that aside from the Biggest Guns, Hangar, and Engines, everything outside is guns (or fabricators)

Cause my shield generators go on the inside.

Centerpoint isn't a weapon. It's a construction tool. It can be used as a weapon, in much the same way a backhoe can be used to bludgeon people to death, but it's not what it was designed for.

Isn't that just an ordinary fusion reactor? Or is Centerpoint bigger on the inside or some crap like that?

Is it the carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, or hydrogen that gives you trouble? Because that's all life is. Carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, and hydrogen assembled in a specific pattern (plus a few trace elements depending on species). Your own technology is probably more complicated.

It's a weapon in what The Network was planning to use its technologies for. And no, it was stupendously more advanced than your basic fusion reactor to a ludicrous extent. Further, it's more that the fabricators reign supreme when assembling robot bits and bobs, with metal and energy, but not at replicating living things. That's just a current limitation of my tech. Everybody this far has had to make due with simulacrum though some - Fusou - are getting some odd quirks in theirs (if I recall correctly).

The Network is all right at this whole Commander business, but if you want outright true organic/non-organic ex nihilo creation...try Drich-sama.
 
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As I stated on my profile, but just making sure that people know: I have 2 tests this week so there aren't going to be updates for anything unless I really work to squeeze it in.

sorry chaps
 
As I stated on my profile, but just making sure that people know: I have 2 tests this week so there aren't going to be updates for anything unless I really work to squeeze it in.

sorry chaps
Oh no, after managing to turn out 54 chapters in a week and a bit I am suddenly offended that you have not kept this insane output going until literally the end of time. How could you betray me like that? /s

Good luck on the tests man.
 
There's your answer.

Unless the Space-Wizards figured out how to use the Force to teleport they're not dodging torroar point defense.
Torroar's idea of point-defense is to erase all matter in target Astrological Unit via gratuitous firepower.

An entirely sensible approach when dealing with space wizards.

I'll be honest. You don't have enough gun.

Did some quick math based on your numbers - taking the standard rhomboidal pyramid of an SSD, you have a surface area of 875902 square kilometres.

Assuming that 10% of that surface area is taken up by other items like death star turrets, you have a lonely total of... 1.27 turbolaser banks and 2.54 laser cannons per square kilometre.

Upping the percentage of surface area taken up by miscellaneous things to 50%, you still only have 2.28 turbolaser banks and 4.57 lasers per square kilometre.

In conclusion:

Not enough gun.

Those are some BIG guns.
 
I hope our dear Commander decides to ramp up his opponents WTF reactions by playing ridiculous songs to go with the following carnage!

Like this!

 
47 – A New World
Note: Class got cancelled, had some free time.

47 – A New World
Without the continual drain on my economy that building the new incarnation of the Cry of Gimli had been…I could do a lot of stuff. Like holy hell I could do a lot of stuff. The Dishes and the Yard were working overtime to create Hexagon-class ships, and I'd already had over a thousand that were resting deeper within the area that constituted my territory. Hundreds of them were on continual patrols back and forth surrounding my Hundred Systems – as I'd taken to calling it – but I'd given explicit orders to the droid captains in charge to only use ion weapons to disable and shift anyone who might come in away.

Also without the incredible drain, meant that I would also need to make use of a few dozen Dishes to continually add Storage Cubes to the Storage Planet – it had stopped being a continent a while a go – just so that I wasn't actually losing out on resources. But I could just program them to do that without my needing to watch over it directly anymore. So that was good.

Now though, I had to decide to do something with my ridiculous economy now that my magnum opus – within this universe – was no longer pulling it down.

Ah.

I know.

The first incarnation of the Cry of Gimli had been the first of my USDs. There was no reason for it to have been the last of them as well. I more than had the economy and the Dishes for it. So I figured…why not? They'd certainly be built far faster. The Overlord-class Star Dreadnought would live again long after the first of their kind had been upgraded into something far grander. I wasn't even going to try to come up with a new ship-class for what the Cry of Gimli had become in the meantime. It was its own unique thing. But that was fine with me.

Also unlike the most recent Cry of Gimli, this would take less than a day to make with my economy and all the various Dishes floating about in Hub.

Still, I didn't want to just flood myself with them, I was also busy still building my ever larger fleet of Hexagon-class vessels. Instead of making a giant group of them…ah, I know. In honor of the first fleet that I ever stole in this universe, I'll name them the Death Squadron. Five USD's with the Cry of Gimli being their flagship slash home base. After all, the flying fabricators that it could create – all linked to a single low-grade series of programming – could take care of it. They were given basically droid fighter level brains, and wouldn't actually be under my direct control.

No need to take up slots in the unit cap here, no sir.

By the end of the week I had the Nova Colossus, Long Goodbye, The Earth Shattering Kaboom, Churchhill, and Inarticulate Screaming floating around Hub like tiny, tiny birds around the mobile island of metal that was the Cry of Gimli. Each one of the Ultimate Star Destroyers was a match for any fleet that the Empire could align against me. On the other hand the sheer volume of fire that the Yuuzhan Vong might be able to fling at me with their thousands of world-ships might be enough. But that's what the screen of Hexagons would be for.

After that, I began heading out to my target destination. I had over ten thousand Hexagons floating along, accompanied by the USDs. More reinforcements would be coming – you know, just in case – but I was relatively sure that I could take the Vong at this point. I also had to remember that I wasn't actually attempting to kill them as a species. I wasn't precisely into the extermination game for this, unlike something like say orks or tyranids. Instead I'm just going to hit them until they turn around.

Hey, hitting them until they stopped being assholes worked, so far as it went in the books. Hit them hard enough and they might even start calling you a god or something in their pantheon.

I'm not even kidding.

Anyway.

The Vong Invasion Force arrived at what they called Vector Prime. The people of the galaxy knew it better as the Dalonbian sector. Super far out on the edges of the galaxy, near a little place called the Helska system. Apparently that was the literal only place in the entire galaxy that the Vong fleets could possibly penetrate into the galaxy from the great intergalactic void. Specifically because the –

Fuck.

The stupid big giant galactic energy hyperspace field. The one where it makes hyperspace travel outside of the galaxy essentially impossible. God damn it.

No, no it's fine. I have strong as all hell engines. I can make that journey. It's fine.

Still, organizing the movement of all my ships to that point so that they can outright just push themselves out of the galaxy by way of their stupendously powerful sublight engines is going to take a bit of time. I could move them all at once but that would likely mess up a lot of hyperspace lanes and freak people out. They may only take a little while to drop off from something and then turn and engage into a new hyperspace lane but that's still quite a bit of time to freak people out.

So that's…six total units within my cap. Everything else is me ordering my droid admirals or structures. So it's fine. Hell, why not just fill the whole thing with USDs? I don't need anything else in my unit cap, everything else is automated units. I'll just keep those in Hub, though. Just in case. Off and away we go. Just in case the Emperor does something stupid or something. The second Death Star is actually fully complete at this point so I don't know what the Rebellion is going to do about that, but if the Emperor ever actually starts trying to use it I'll use the convenient backdoor that IG-88 gave me to take control of it and put a stop to that.

Speaking of which, how is that genocidal maniac doing?

Still screaming?

Great.

Don't worry, you robotic ass, you get to die when the Death Star goes boom.

Ah, and here we are.

The breaching point out into the darkness. A place from which there is no hyperspace and naught but darkness.

And little old me with twenty nine USDs and ten thousand Hexagon-class ships. The Cry of Gimli will follow behind eventually.

Here…we go.
 
There should be jokes in future pertaining to your ship's names. Where's the Earth Shattering Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth Shattering KABOOM!!!
 
48 – Traversing The Abyss
48 – Traversing The Abyss
Space is big.

Biggity big.

It's easy to lose track of that when one is zipping around in hyperspace. It's a good form of fast space travel while within the galaxy I showed up in but it's not actual FTL. Not like real FTL drives that just let you go wherever you want. If there isn't a hyperspace lane even my ships have to go the slow way – just like everyone else. On the other hand my ships are faster than what anyone else has in that regard thanks to the whole 'mixture of celestial body shifting engines' and this universes more standard engines. So I'd still get there faster, but not nearly as fast as hyperspace could make it go.

But now that I'm flying out in the great void in the general direction of the Yuuzhan Vong invasion force, I'm starting to really comprehend just how far it must have been for them to travel all this way.

Too bad for them, genocidal galaxy destroying invaders don't get a pass from me.

Nevertheless, I decided fuck stealth as I powered my way forward through the inky black. Ten thousand and five ships make quite a nice glow to distract me from the utter darkness. Because as they fly out through the darkness, I realize something. This is boring. Like holy shit boring to all hell. I have no idea if these ships are going to find the Vong in a few months or a few years. They arrived like twenty plus years after Yavin and actual data on the speed of their worldships was not nearly as specific as I'd like.

I may have miscalculated here.

It's fine. I can just make even more Hexagons and send them flying after the rest of the fleet. It's not like I have that much else to do.

Send some more.

And…some more.

Oh my god where are the Vonnnnnnn

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It's been a month.

An entire month of just sailing through the void.

Hell with it, they're still out there heading in the vague direction of where the Vong were supposed to be coming from. The Rebellion is going around rebelling, the Empire is going around oppressing, and I've just been doing basically nothing but sitting here.

Time to design more stuff.

Everything was all basically HK derivatives but I don't need that really all the time. I have Replica tech, so it could be something like…infiltrators? For whatever universe I'm in next? Or even this one? Man I don't even know.

Yeah, sure.

Why not.

Delving into the design is easy, upgrading relatively simple as well. I don't actually want to fully transform them like my thus still unused body design with all the gizmos – these will all be far more like Guri herself than not. So…basically I'm just going to give them all my special progenitor upgrade package. I don't know if I want to do something about the whole ten degrees cooler internals or not. That actually sounds pretty damn cool. I can even give them actual intelligences – though I'm dumbing it down so that they are Guri's level – so that they can act as independent agents if I end up needing them to. With the increased strength, flexibility, mag locks in the feet and hands that can be activated if absolutely needed, they're pretty good.

Then I download every humanoid martial art in the galaxy's holonet and shove it into them, as well as the extremely potent experience that Guri had in doing things – minus the sex stuff – though stripped of her presence as well so that it's just the bare bones information.

…yep.

That was a good few minutes of time.

How else can I waste it while my ships continue to plumb the void?

Knowing the Force – which, to be fair, I don't truly know the Force for sure – it's still going to try and push for a climactic Battle of Destiny or whatever between the Dark and the Light. It sure does seem to enjoy those now that I think about it. Eh, whatever. I should – ship.

No, no ship.

Ship.

That evil fucking Sith Meditation sphere on Ziost. The one that leads to a whole shit storm of Dark Side bullshit. Who got named Ship.

Absofuckinglutely not.

Now there's something I can use the Cry of Gimli for, kept where it is in Hub. Fly, my continent of guns! The math is kind of impressive, considering that I've covered the entire thing with guns. Banks and banks of guns of all kinds, with the only not-gun parts being the engines, bigger turrets, and hangar. That's…quite a lot. Heh.

Not that, you know, I'm planning on blowing up Ziost despite having the ability to blow up a dozen Ziost-like targets. With all this firepower! You know! That I could –

Breathe.

Or, failing that, simulate mental breathing.

Having all this ridiculous firepower and not using it is starting to get to me. Nnghg.

Whatever.

While that is going to happen without question, I've got other things to worry about as well. I may have trapped IG-88 in his own little personal hell but I was never planning on keeping it that way forever. The problem is more that the second Death Star is done and no longer has a simple channel to fly a ship into and blow up its reactors. On the other hand, I can't just tell the Rebellion that without them getting even more suspicious of me, while at the same time I can't abide letting the Emperor use it on anything.

Hmmm…

I have to delay that, I can track his messages going back and forth. He's angry that he couldn't trick the Rebellion into going after a 'fully operashunal battal statioon' because of the whole Black Sun being gone thing. Which…I had almost forgotten about amidst everything else. Patsies, patsies everywhere. With no one able to pass info to the Rebellion that they'd trust the whole concentrate their strength thing is a no go. So now he's just going to start using it indiscriminately the moment – no.

Nope.

Not gonna allow that.

I have run slipshod over this entire galaxy and ruined many a thing on accident.

Now I'm gonna have to do it on purpose.

Good thing I don't have to worry about Vader anymore though, if what I'm reading from the Rebellion is correct. Hurray for Luke and Kyle doing the things that they do, I guess?

…let's start with these black ops accounts that the Emperor doesn't let auditors look at. Hell, there might not even be a grand climatic battle at the end of this depending on how things go.
 
Hey. I'm bingeing your story right now and I am just giving feedback as I go. Also at the time I posted this i just read chapter 28 where you got jacked down to 30 unit cap. I only have one thing to say: There is a line when it comes to humoring R.O.B's. But realistically, if a R.O.B did that to me? I would turn myself into a goddamn protocol droid and/or turn off my A.I entirely and do nothing till the end of time just to spite him. Let him find another goddamn puppet if he/she is going to be such an unbearable cuntmuffin.
 
Commander @torroar: Makes supership with Death Star turrets and annihilaser-plus. Solves plot problems with some creative hacking and giving correct information to correct people way soonest than they get it normally. Got unit cap of 30 units, not including building. Got no cause to fire his supership in anger, even once. Oh, you can not imagine how annoyed he is.
 
No!!! You need to find Mara Jade and convince her and Luke to have Smexy times and make the next generation of Skywalkers!!
 
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